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Everyone Is Looking To Be Offended. K-von

Dry Bar Comedy
2023 ж. 19 Шіл.
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Everyone is looking to be offended, or at least that's how K-von feels in this clip from his 2nd Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip K-von talks about how to level the playing field. This clip is sure to keep you entertained/offended from start to finish.
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  • I miss when people could laugh at our differences instead of looking for reasons to be offended. This clip put a smile on my face.

    @kjaubrey4816@kjaubrey48169 ай бұрын

    • you rock!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • I bursted out laughing several times.

      @rollandnewcomb5524@rollandnewcomb55249 ай бұрын

    • same, i miss those good old days

      @adriannn1180@adriannn11809 ай бұрын

    • Half way thru...it's great! Reminds me of older comedy. I'm white and I think it's so funny when black people make fun of white people.

      @noirhorror197@noirhorror1979 ай бұрын

    • So refreshing!!!

      @pilucciluccinassi8504@pilucciluccinassi85049 ай бұрын

  • "I'll apologize IF you can tell me when's their next game" 😂😂😂😂

    @wind10miko@wind10miko6 ай бұрын

    • ⚽️

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy4 ай бұрын

  • "it's my 1st day shut up"😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @kevinknott3500@kevinknott35009 ай бұрын

    • I just started! LOL

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @jesusisable7052@jesusisable70529 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @gturp2@gturp29 ай бұрын

    • Yep. We heard it too.

      @djschultz61@djschultz618 ай бұрын

    • Kev-on no-tt. What was the first part of the joke since you gave us the punchline?

      @gb7702@gb77027 ай бұрын

  • "We were arguing, but we were arguing in a fun way. That's America. That's what we should be doing." He's brilliant. I almost cried. 🥺

    @AhmedEraj-fo7ou@AhmedEraj-fo7ou8 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy8 ай бұрын

    • Most people are not cool like him & that blk. Employee thou. .

      @y.r.9401@y.r.94017 ай бұрын

    • oh plz!! go to american immigration section and it is definitively NOT FUN!

      @blindship5792@blindship57927 ай бұрын

  • “I use cologne responsibly” 😂😂😂😂

    @alisonbrandon9059@alisonbrandon90599 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • As a person with a fragrance allergy, like 20% of the population, I appreciated that.

      @Truth15freedom@Truth15freedom8 ай бұрын

    • One of the best jokes!

      @jennifergersch9126@jennifergersch91267 ай бұрын

  • As a Black man, I have never snorted at a joke before until today... when he said his name in the ATL... I was done!

    @ObsidianWisdom@ObsidianWisdom9 ай бұрын

    • A Town!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • Cap. You're not black

      @myke6135@myke61358 ай бұрын

    • @@myke6135we all are now

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@myke6135you know him personally?

      @kingofdragons7@kingofdragons78 ай бұрын

    • @@kingofdragons7 Don't have to. I know BLACK!

      @myke6135@myke61358 ай бұрын

  • His deliverance is awesome! There's no reason to be offended because he's squashing every race. I miss these types of comedy where you're able to be funny and just enjoy a good laugh.

    @CA2SD@CA2SD9 ай бұрын

    • Equal opportunity offender. 😂🤣

      @kathygreer2097@kathygreer20979 ай бұрын

    • Lol his delivery. His deliverance is something totally different... lol speaking of deliverance i hear banjos paddle faster

      @timothyfloogle@timothyfloogle9 ай бұрын

    • Let a BLACK PERSON say something and see how OK it is then hypocrite

      @homelesshannah50@homelesshannah509 ай бұрын

    • @@timothyfloogle lol i went looking for this!😂

      @truerealist757@truerealist7579 ай бұрын

    • ​@@homelesshannah50they do. They say all kinds of things that a person would get crucified for.

      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt9 ай бұрын

  • K-Von had me laughing so much but he touched on some very important points concerning all of us...Americans. Loved his performance.

    @C_Dana@C_Dana9 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • That's the point of stand-up comedy, when done right.

      @MarkJoseph81@MarkJoseph819 ай бұрын

  • Im Latina and Im dying of laughter about the fence joke😂😂😂😂

    @ivonned32@ivonned326 ай бұрын

    • 👋 😊

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy4 ай бұрын

    • @@kvoncomedy 🙏🏾💜✨👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

      @ivonned32@ivonned323 ай бұрын

    • Me too 😂😂

      @g.g.8550@g.g.8550Ай бұрын

    • Same

      @whybekwhy@whybekwhyАй бұрын

  • I love his black voice 😆 That whole bit with TSA was hilarious.

    @Unknown2Yoo@Unknown2Yoo8 ай бұрын

  • "I'm plumb/er" Tears 😂

    @soulmatechan@soulmatechan7 ай бұрын

  • I really love how he points out that we can be friends over our funny differences and not enemies. That what divides us can actually bring us together through the viewpoint of humor. Godspeed.

    @chthulu27@chthulu278 ай бұрын

    • Truly what comedy is meant to be

      @timothyfloogle@timothyfloogle6 ай бұрын

    • I felt like this is how America was when I was growing up; hope America'll be back to that greatness again, where we can tease and bantor and appreciate the differences, not get all offended at every little thing

      @dadadadave9652@dadadadave96525 ай бұрын

    • @@dadadadave9652 , agreed. The political correctness we suffer from today treats any sort of good-natured teasing as though it MUST be a mean-spirited act of evil.

      @chthulu27@chthulu275 ай бұрын

  • "Not even real soccer, women soccer"

    @messiahsoldier@messiahsoldier8 ай бұрын

  • This man understands the 2 commandnts of comedy. 1 nothing is sacred. 2 everyone gets it in the end.

    @johnbenko3773@johnbenko37736 ай бұрын

  • Very funny! Refreshing to see a comedian not afraid to respectfully clown again instead of worrying about whom they might offend. I would pay to see your show.

    @TC-gx3qn@TC-gx3qn8 ай бұрын

  • I really love this guy, not just the jokes, but also the wholesome interactions he had! Can't wait to hear more of ya!🍻

    @SenKichita@SenKichita9 ай бұрын

  • the perfume joke was hysterical!!!

    @delfin7461@delfin74617 ай бұрын

  • Yes! I love K-von. And God bless the guy who made the "under the court" joke. That was gold.

    @kingofbudokai@kingofbudokai9 ай бұрын

  • Karenitas😂😂😂😂as a Hispanic, I thought this was hilarious😂

    @mareezy@mareezy9 ай бұрын

    • 💃

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • Kanaynay was crazy funny too😂😂

      @forwardpaunganwa4135@forwardpaunganwa41353 ай бұрын

  • He knocks them right out of the Park!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

    @joymarie715@joymarie7158 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂 I died at "I am Plumb-her" lol!!! He's one hilarious Persian comedian

    @Aiyan777@Aiyan7779 ай бұрын

    • Hi 🚽

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • as a Persian I totally approve and love your work. keep up the great work K-von!

    @behroozmodarres2671@behroozmodarres26717 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy7 ай бұрын

  • I love this guy...unapologetically funny. Keep up the good work! No race spared. 😂

    @esetekristos7055@esetekristos70558 ай бұрын

    • U made my day!!! 🇺🇸

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy8 ай бұрын

  • I’m gonna walk to X-ray machine BLACK! That’s not how we walk! It’s my first day shut up!😂😂😂 I love dry bar comedy

    @oliviajeanne7709@oliviajeanne77099 ай бұрын

  • "We need to laugh now more than ever." -Kvon Absolutely.

    @USSResolute@USSResolute6 ай бұрын

  • I'm super offended at how hilarious this is hahahahahahahaha

    @mikaelaltairbruneau474@mikaelaltairbruneau4747 ай бұрын

  • Oh, Kvon... thank you so much for standing for the truth AND being so funny ❤ 😂

    @candellina6@candellina69 ай бұрын

  • Speak it!! The truth is the BEST comedy!! LOL

    @lisag1157@lisag11577 ай бұрын

  • This guy is funny. We are too easily offended. There’s so much to laugh at about people.

    @SQUATCHY614@SQUATCHY6149 ай бұрын

  • For a longest time, we all forgot to laugh. Thanks Kei Von Mo Eazi.

    @tristix3721@tristix37217 ай бұрын

  • I loved the exchange K-von had at the airport. Such fun. I really enjoyed this set. I hope to see more of him.

    @Jules-dn9jl@Jules-dn9jl9 ай бұрын

    • Take it easy, it's my 1st day! 😂😅😂😅

      @Trijem@Trijem9 ай бұрын

  • Loved his first special. I'm glad to see he's back, he is hilarious.

    @DocteurSnow@DocteurSnow9 ай бұрын

    • I am working on a tird special LOLLLLL

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • Tird/ Turd Got the reference. 😂 It was a great show. Love from India.

      @sebastian_manuells@sebastian_manuells9 ай бұрын

    • @@sebastian_manuells Lol, I read it quickly and completely missed it. That's gold. With tird, you have something to show for it.

      @DocteurSnow@DocteurSnow9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@DocteurSnowthanks for reminding me of his first especial. It was fantastic.

      @edithdlp8045@edithdlp80459 ай бұрын

    • Kvon never left.

      @AG-M23@AG-M239 ай бұрын

  • I just love watching this guy, I'm Mexican, and the joke he said about us is whe I gave him the like

    @yuriflores2166@yuriflores21669 ай бұрын

  • This guy is great, keeping it real.

    @SodoMojo22@SodoMojo229 ай бұрын

    • tank you!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • Yes! We CAN laugh at ourselves!

    @rickfromthecape3135@rickfromthecape31359 ай бұрын

    • we can... but I wonder WHO CAN'T. we must avoid those types

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • @@kvoncomedy And we must keep them from cancelling people like this comedian!

      @rickfromthecape3135@rickfromthecape31359 ай бұрын

  • You’re very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

    @larrybell4599@larrybell45999 ай бұрын

    • my pleasure

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • This might be the funniest guy on earth! No swearing or vulgarity.

    @Noname-ni1dy@Noname-ni1dy9 ай бұрын

    • 👋 ❤

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • Man! 😂😂😂You remind me when I was in the military! Which was many moons ago when we used to joke about each other and we laughed about! Those were the days!

    @ezGonzalez@ezGonzalez8 ай бұрын

  • Tap dancing through the landmines. Well done!

    @thanksfernuthin@thanksfernuthin9 ай бұрын

    • Yesss 💥

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • I'm gonna apologize, if you can tell me... When's their next game. (Silence) Best Bill Burr burn I've heard in a while! 😂😂❤

    @cabanford@cabanford8 ай бұрын

  • Too good, a real peacemaker soldier.

    @mrk8633@mrk86338 ай бұрын

  • I am still laughing at the real soccer joke!

    @mr.punisher4858@mr.punisher48587 ай бұрын

  • OMG! Freaking hilarious! Dude you were killing it!! 🤣

    @dinahpalmer6177@dinahpalmer61779 ай бұрын

    • hiiiii

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • @@kvoncomedy Hi K-von, how are you?

      @dinahpalmer6177@dinahpalmer61779 ай бұрын

    • @@dinahpalmer6177hi there. Good tank u

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • @@kvoncomedy that's good to hear...I'm doing good myself

      @dinahpalmer6177@dinahpalmer61779 ай бұрын

  • The Subaru haircut joke had me cracking up. 😅 Had to go back and edit my comment because the airport bit... hysterical and exactly what we should be like in America. Would pay to see him. Great job!

    @all_things_beautiful6905@all_things_beautiful69059 ай бұрын

  • He's the greatest half Persian comedian of all time,

    @drip369@drip3699 ай бұрын

    • yessss!!!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • Loved ke-von , mo-easeyyy part . Im still laughing as im writing this 🤣 Thank you for the laughs! I need em!

    @NecTeezay@NecTeezay7 ай бұрын

    • LoL

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy7 ай бұрын

  • Lol, this is so true. Everyone is too sensitive today, no one can even have a different opinion or perspective anymore.

    @tutu3909@tutu39097 ай бұрын

  • Easily one of the funniest standup videos I’ve seen 😂

    @OmenCast@OmenCast9 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • That Will Smith reference was hilarious!! 😂

    @carmel3613@carmel36139 ай бұрын

  • No one would be able to tell him when the next men's soccer game is either.

    @12thDecember@12thDecember9 ай бұрын

  • dont take yourself too seriously and you can laugh about things like that...love this kind of humor

    @DraconiInfernalus@DraconiInfernalus7 ай бұрын

  • Appreciate that someone celebrates our differences and chooses to laugh

    @davidcalvo9693@davidcalvo96939 ай бұрын

  • The last joke about Ke-Bon funniest 😂 shift ever.

    @lizintexas1134@lizintexas11349 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant!! This should be streamed in public places 24/7/365 until everybody actually GETS it.

    @jackrosendale8367@jackrosendale83679 ай бұрын

    • YES!

      @johnbeckman492@johnbeckman4924 ай бұрын

  • "It's my first day, shut up!" 😆

    @MSmith-jx3mi@MSmith-jx3mi9 ай бұрын

  • Saw him in Vancouver 10 years ago and even then it was obviously he was on his way!

    @jasonfrazier4886@jasonfrazier48868 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy7 ай бұрын

  • Funny without being raunchy. Love it.

    @jimdavis6833@jimdavis68339 ай бұрын

  • *"On being offended still remember your first video on the blind man. He was facing the wrong way but he was smiling"* 😂😂😂😂 *Hilarious set that and this one and the many shorts in between* 👍🤠

    @blueflame6289@blueflame62899 ай бұрын

  • "Thats not how we walk," "It's my first day shut up!" *dies*

    @ninificationfact@ninificationfact8 ай бұрын

  • Finally a comedian with enough gusto to keep up with the times.

    @bagofsteel9152@bagofsteel91526 ай бұрын

  • I am over the moon to hear a joke about ingrate Rapino! 😂👏🏻

    @annieseaside@annieseaside9 ай бұрын

  • Wow did I need that laugh in mah belly!!! Thank you so much. More please! 🤣🤣🤣

    @SamSolasdonSaol@SamSolasdonSaol9 ай бұрын

    • yes yes yes

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • K-von never disappoints.

    @catherinensungwa9942@catherinensungwa99429 ай бұрын

  • I laughed so much. K-von is really brilliant as a comedian. I miss those good old days when people would take joke as a joke, not interpreting it to be an offensive or hateful statement and feel so hurt for being a victim. We had a good time those days. Everyone laughed and smiled and made friends.

    @neriwest3161@neriwest31617 ай бұрын

  • As a member of that church I can confirm we have some of the fastest clean ups ever. Ive seen potlucks and parties for hundreds of people are taken down in 5 minutes.

    @echris10sen@echris10sen9 ай бұрын

  • Adorable the airport situation..like two kids playing..sweet,..harmless and very funny... that is my kind of joke :)))

    @diegocorrea5143@diegocorrea51437 ай бұрын

  • I love Kvon! My great grandmother is from Iran! I am Korean and Turkic/Persian and I drive a Subaru LOL! The dark eyes got me because I have them!!!

    @kimchi2780@kimchi27808 ай бұрын

  • One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen in my life😂😂

    @drogon6403@drogon64039 ай бұрын

    • u rock!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • That was really funny! He indeed has a very good sense of humour and I love his sarcasm, too (Rapinoe... )

    @jonathanrex@jonathanrex8 ай бұрын

  • I love this guy. He always makes me laugh Glad he is back in dry bar

    @number1x@number1x9 ай бұрын

  • ,,it's my first day'' got me holding my stomach on the floor

    @verowind@verowind4 ай бұрын

  • 🤣😂🤣 Fantastic!!! Best support group for normal people ever!!!

    @skrimshaw72@skrimshaw729 ай бұрын

    • Yesss

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • That´s what comedy should be all about. Just be funny, like Kvon.

    @ismaelspechtintuition3519@ismaelspechtintuition35199 ай бұрын

    • I can't believe how many people complain or get offended.

      @chanthana7694@chanthana76949 ай бұрын

  • I love Dry Bar, no cursing, just pure humor. Kevon is funny!

    @questioneverything2522@questioneverything25226 ай бұрын

  • I need to find the entire show, I didn't know you did another one!

    @Lavenderrose73@Lavenderrose738 ай бұрын

    • Yesss

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy8 ай бұрын

    • Same here, I'm just finding that out myself.

      @Lavenderrose73@Lavenderrose73Ай бұрын

  • I'm Hispanic and love the Latino joke.

    @gilpineda1116@gilpineda11169 ай бұрын

  • 4:15 100% so true. I work with a few Persians and they definitely use way too much cologne.

    @dlight9849@dlight98499 ай бұрын

    • lolllll

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • The French are also frequently accused of using too much cologne. 😅

      @Trijem@Trijem9 ай бұрын

  • First time hearing this guy and love’em already! 😂

    @IWill_iTV@IWill_iTV9 ай бұрын

  • Finally I've been waiting for him to come back forever 😭

    @samaashraf2391@samaashraf23919 ай бұрын

    • Me too!

      @jessicablank6470@jessicablank64709 ай бұрын

  • Dead at the Subaru joke 😂

    @kitcat9447@kitcat94479 ай бұрын

    • 🚗 🧑🏽‍🎤

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • I love and appreciate DRY BAR‼️Every comedian has me laughing so hard and guess what, no filth, no dirty words and no shaming anyone. Thanks you fun wonderful comedians and DRY BAR for the laughs. 😊

    @joyceibanez8207@joyceibanez82073 ай бұрын

  • And.its CLEAN!!!!!

    @radicalttc@radicalttc9 ай бұрын

  • K-Von, you are a funny lad. I totally understand you are proud of you Persian half ... but, being half Scottish myself (the other half is English), let me tell you this. I get all my dry sense of humour and sarcasm from the Scottish part! There are so many jokes you could tell about the Scots. I can ream someone upside the head and down the other side, be totally serious, and the person thinks I am funny, and laughs. At that point I may need to use "the look", then he or she knows I am serious. I would love to hear more of the Scottish side come out in you. I have a couple of Margarets in the family, and they would also like to hear more. I am thankful I found you, because you always make me laugh!

    @theCPRgals@theCPRgals8 ай бұрын

  • He's got the x factor.Very funny.😊

    @albertmolina1781@albertmolina17817 ай бұрын

  • My favorite English speaking standup comedian!🎉❤

    @RollingFishball@RollingFishball6 ай бұрын

  • the tsa part was AWESOME dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @arshiamiri.@arshiamiri.6 ай бұрын

  • "Ill meat you under the court; we'll go get some tacos!" 💀💀💀Thats hilarious K-von, didn't expect you returning to that joke

    @nightshade4502@nightshade45029 ай бұрын

    • Truthhhh. Love an impromptu callback

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • People sincerely enjoying each other's quirks and differences. I love this!

    @lankycide77@lankycide776 ай бұрын

  • He can use cologne responsibly 😂

    @crystaljaamaa7111@crystaljaamaa71119 ай бұрын

  • This was surprising refreshing

    @TimJSHeise@TimJSHeise9 ай бұрын

    • :) tank you!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@philmickey7247he probably prefers females, so go flirt with realemonful.

      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt9 ай бұрын

    • @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt :) tank you!

      @philmickey7247@philmickey72479 ай бұрын

    • ​@@kvoncomedyjust work on the black walk, K-von, bc the accent rocks!

      @seedsoflove7684@seedsoflove76849 ай бұрын

    • @@seedsoflove7684okkk ✊🏾

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • He's hilarious 😂

    @Shernicet@Shernicet7 ай бұрын

  • I watched his first comedy and it was just awesome. Glad to see he’s back. 💃🏽💃🏽

    @alineeloyhim4537@alineeloyhim45379 ай бұрын

  • A comedy Giant has entered my stage - lots of words that mean AWESOME

    @fionahelmer946@fionahelmer9469 ай бұрын

  • One of my favorite comedians! All the jokes landed. I'm going to find the full special now.

    @amandadelecosse1661@amandadelecosse16619 ай бұрын

    • thank you!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • "Not even real soccer, women's soccer" 😂 2:00

    @stephensullivan1011@stephensullivan10116 ай бұрын

  • "It is becoming increasingly difficult to be tolerant of a society who has sympathy only for the misfits, only for the maladjusted, only for the criminal, only for the loser." - Vince Lombardi

    @glenbard657@glenbard6579 ай бұрын

  • I know you're joking but you dodged a bullet. They'll straight up charge you $60+ for your $10 haircut 😂 you lucked out

    @mysticmusical@mysticmusical9 ай бұрын

  • K-Von is very funny Persian guy! I watched his specials before and I sure laugh the whole time!!! He is funny when he does his accents!😂

    @Sara86A@Sara86A9 ай бұрын

    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын

  • They also use "rude" to try to force you to do what "they" want you to do.

    @maureenbuck4795@maureenbuck47958 ай бұрын

  • Funniest I've heard in a long time! GREAT stuff.

    @rollandnewcomb5524@rollandnewcomb55249 ай бұрын

    • hi!!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy9 ай бұрын
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