“The Art of Defence is Dead” - Pete’s Damming Verdict on the Modern Game
As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece.
But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week.
With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls into question what has happened to the art of defending in the modern game, and the lads explain just what they would do if they found themselves in a 1v1 against Mudryk if £10,000 was up for grabs.
Looking ahead to this weekend, Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their predictions on how they think the Villa v Man Utd, Luton v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Brentford games will pan out.
Want to get involved in the weekend predictions with the lads? Leave your scores on the doors in the comments and any funny forfeit ideas you would like to see the lads perform at the end of this season!
Chumbawamba
00:00 Introduction and Football Banter
02:19 Goals, Goals, Goals
07:04 Title Race Predictions
13:26 Aston Villa vs. Manchester United
16:49 Luton Town vs. Sheffield United
20:32 Wolves vs. Brentford
26:14 Duck XI
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Steve "Seems like theres goals nearly every other week" Sidwell
Who’s that handsome man on the left?
his wife is punching!
i was wondering why my mrs insists on having the podcast on whilst getting freaky in the sheets
I would
Going through a tough time at the minute lads, lost my girlfriend, my house and my cat, but knowing I can watch you guys wherever I go makes me feel at home. I'll be back stronger!
Every end is a new beginning. Keep your chin up fella, it'll be ok in the end. And if it's not ok, it's not the end.
Thought you'd got Becks on the pod.....took me 10 mins to realise it was Starky.....
Phwaoor starky is a wild beast of a man
The guy on the left Is so good looking. I kind of strive to be like him. Bet his missus is real lucky
Pete is the only person I know who wears his watch on his forearm and not his wrist! #legend
Fore arm almost as thick as a normal wrist
My wrist is probably thicker than his thighs tbh
Starky have you been working out? Wow! 2 tickets to the gun show perrrleaasseeee! 😍
Starky-🔥🔥🔥
Sids trying to think of a duck pun at the end then gives up 🤣
Chris stark - the drinking ladies paul hollywood ! My lifes fell apart trying to be just like chris , i was kidding myself thinking i could be anything like this BBQ Lothario !
Made my day seeing this on my feed. Chumbawomba
Regarding Mudryk: I think he meant "lets play football 1v1, and the winner gets 10k" basically daring the fan to put his money where his mouth is.
Damian Duck!
How do you email in to the show?
are you with me this is neil had this song in my head for days now 🤣
LUT-SHU going well for the three of you lol
Now your in the new pub can we have a TV on the wall then when clips are being played on your phones you can stream them to the TV so we can all see better
Heung Min Swan
Got an idea for an XI, where do I send it?
Has anyone noticed when anyone tries to predict a score it's more often than not 2-1? Its about 80% someone says 2-1. Does my head in
Time to make this one an hour long aswell
Whys brad pitt feeling in for starky this week
Billy Ponds
Duck 11 manager, mallard Houllier.
And the other 10?
Arteta comes across as a bellend on the touchline and in press conferences. That’s why people don’t like him
Agreed
BRADLEY QUACK
like 18 today
It were better in ma day lad
Per mertequacker
As a Coventry fan i can honestly say i wouldn't want Mudryk even if he was free and didn't want a weekly wage consisting of £1.50 pwk plus a tesco meal deal 😂 extremely unlikely this would ever happen 😂 but in the event it was ever on the Card's i would definitely be in protest against signing him 😂 he has to be one of the worst signings in Premier league history 🤦♂️🤣
Ezre Quacksah
Arteta has been winding people up since his celebration in the penalty that won rangers the league 😂 unreal
Van de HEN
Of course this is the result of VAR. Have you seen the Africa cup? No more bone breakers over there
Frank mallard
BBQC vs Ukraine Bolt
Why Arteta doesn’t get the love? No one is saying it. It’s simple, he just has one of those faces. Done. Not his fault, just the way it is. 😂
He's boring to listen to
He’s a bit childish.
maths/PE teacher vibes @@redboyjan
I miss the old 'art of defending'. Grew up watching Desailly and Leboeuf blasting people. Of course midfield shithouse Wisey in front of them as well.
Day:1 of asking Peter Crouch to come visit Hässleholm
collymore talkiing about defense!!! Ulrika didnt have a chance either! pleb
How come stark is still here but Tom isn't? Tom was genuinely funny while Chris is one of the cringiest perverts I've ever seen
Duck football Eider Gudjohnsen
That’s the same Carragher who while working on the Brentford / Arsenal when Brentford won 2-0 he jumped into the crowd and celebrated with. Brentford fans,so Matt Le Tiss gets sacked by Sky for voicing his views on twitter (X) and brings back Carragher to sky after he spat at a girl in a car,🧠Less T💥AT
Day: 2 of asking Peter Crouch to come visit Hässleholm