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Which clip did you fall in love with? ❤
I'm sam, Im Monica's fiance by the way! WHATS UP BRO? 14:49
0:33 - FailArmy, I always knew your subtitles were fucking atrocious, but there is a brand new low in you getting the name 'Jessie' from someone shouting 'DUUUUH'! 😂
with u
I do surprised that the bride doesn't want the mosquito interrupt their BIG DAY ever again... by smacking her husband in the process. One for the Album.
None.
The cop one was the best one. The husband trying to look "injured" was gold.
Get you a partner like that 😂😂😂
@@misschin99 - Definitely a team player
GENIUS
It would have been funny if it wasn't 2 people acting.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
Why you would ever have your marriage proposal filmed unless you had basically already gotten a YES from your future spouse is beyond me.
Wishful thinking.
Well he dodge a bullet in my opinion, if that was her reaction to him wanting to spend all his life with her, then at least now he knows that she isn't serious and he can now stop wasting time on a relationship leading nowhere and he probably saves a lot money in the process and move on to someone who appreciates him
@@fenris6051If you mean the guy near the beginning whose girlfriend said no because he _slept with her sister,_ the woman dodged the bullet. A cheater is not marriage material.
its to force her to say YES because you made it public. its an asshole move.
20:24 " I bought it for a dollar." Killed me
best one 😂
The one with all the Groomsmen pulling empty ring boxes out of their pockets was the best bit of wedding fun I've ever seen. Most are cruel or cringe but that one was hilarious 😂
Not as cringy as using the word "cringe" incorrectly.
@@TehButterflyEffect This coming from the guy who doesn't know how to spell "the"
From 12:35, that's a relationship win right there! Anyone willing to pose with groceries outside in the rain to help get the police off your back is a keeper!
Just stop it with the wedding cake in the face crap. Those cakes are stupid expensive.
I don't get that. Seems so stupid.
Someone’s mad
These are the folks that rarely make it past seven years before their divorces.
Time to be earning instead of working?
Not to mention a waste of food and ruining what's supposed to be a beautiful memorable moment
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of those who are single !
Lol Thank you.
@@kylelandon5618 Well, s**t, thank you. Excuse me, I'll go cry in the corner now. Be right back.
@@Tutankamion196 Wait me brother, I want to cry too
Am I too late??
Singles Awareness Day
Some people are just sick. Not funny to see that.
08:40 shoutout to the real MVP for saving that beer.
EXTREME WARNING: An air horn can cause PERMANENT serious hearing damage. No joke. 0:00
4:57 I hope that was staged/planned. Even if his gaming is a problem, smashing someone's stuff is not a healthy way to deal with conflict.
It’s basically a ‘get out of marriage free’-card…
She's probably one of those "playing video games isn't really a hobby". She'd be packing her stuff right on the spot.
The only way that could ever possibly maybe be okay, is if it's immediately followed by "I got you a new bigger/better screen!"
If you saw the original clip, she states that she hasn't had sex in a month. Then proceeds to destroy the screen. I can't say that I blame her. A video game is more important than a human being? Sounds like someone needs to take a break from gaming and reevaluate his priorities. P.S. To the girl with the golf club... Leave that vididiot and be with me. I guarantee you won't ever go that long without some serious lovin'.
@@Alvari1 LOLOLOLOL like any gamer is a prize.
12:38 has me cracking up. That's true love right there. Dude was willing to try to fool the cops with that pathetic "fall" for his wife to not get in trouble. True love.
Lol some of those peoples deserve to be alone
19:12 omg what a horrifying way to be woken up!😱... she was sleeping so peacefully too😵💫
That and the guy who had water dumped on him both.
Some funny, some just make me question narcissistic actions by one of the parties. A test to see what poor treatment they can get away with. Knowing their limits, helps with controlling the other person.
Yes! I’ve been with my wife for 23 years and we have 4 kids together. I couldn’t imagine treating her like some wives get treated in these videos. I guess we have more respect for each other.
@@LESLASLESLAS Good on you 👍 Kids really do deserve a united family unit. Hope it keeps working for you guys 🤝
Exactly
Most were passive/aggressive nastiness!
@@margaretwade Speaking of "nastiness" I can piss in my own mouth without using my hands
0:00 nothing says i love you like a perforated ear drum
I mean, half of these are straight up abuse... But ha ha ha I guess?
THANK YOU. I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed.
Eh, the first one was just a prank.
4:52 The girl smashing the TV is crazy. Leave her immediately 😢
12:44 now that is a great couple! Love it😂
The first one with the airhorn made me angry, knowing how someone did that to my friend, and now she's partially deaf in that ear...
Yeah, that's absolutely not funny!
I wouldn't call it a fail....id call it being fucking stupid.
Yeah that was one of the funny ones. The other funny one was the unicorn one.
Right! Absolutely stupid thing to do.
Agreed. Way to many people don't realise those horns are incredibly loud for someone without ear protection.
A lot of these aren't really fails but more just people being assholes.
18.21 Dude has a pet raven. That is outstanding.
Its either that or he is Odin....
@@Simon-xc5oy I like yours better.
The raven for sure doesn't think he's a pet....
@@kimm6589 Indubitably.
@@kimm6589 It was a pet once. But nevermore.
2:06 I need more details 😂😂😂😂
For real
She said something about her sister when she slapped him, so I'm guessing she found out he was dipping his wicket in the sis.
She says she knows he did her sister.
Did she slap her sister too? Why did she wait with this until the proposal? All three of them deserve a medal.
True love is finding that someone special who connects with you on every level, especially IQ
I’m dying 🤣🤣
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Public, elaborate proposals are manipulative and shitty.
The only time they're okay is if you've already both agreed they want to get married beforehand.
I would seriously reconsider being in a relationship with some of the people shown in this compilation.
8:41 my man knew his job was to save the beer not the dude
A hero and a villain at the same time.
Not all heroes wear capes
A friend on the ground is a bump and a bruise. A drink on the ground is gone forever.
9:00 imagine proposing and then immediatly throwing up🤢🤮
Vid's like this make me VERY thankful I'm alone. Thanks for the validation.
Most of these couples seem to have fun and can laugh at these situations, guess cats will be your future, good luck with that
In last day of your pathetic life, you'll be regret this and your stupid words.
Never let someone treat you bad, if you're with someone respecting you it's a smooth life
Omg, shut up, always that one person
Most of these couples will divorce in 5 years, you can only take shit for so long.
Some are cruel, like the bucket of water thrown on the dude in bed and 18:22
“We’ve been together for a minute”. How romantic! That’s exactly what I said to my wife when I proposed!
😂😂😂
At 1:55 the guy with the boots on his hands. I have seen this clip numerous times but I always fall for it tricks me everytime.
Same lmao
4:55 fellas if you partner do this to your setup you should break up and make a restrict order
thats not a setup. & those with better setups dont have gfs lolol She did it cause he was probably neglecting her.
The one guy who I am guessing is on a date with the blonde in the slingshot has great humor and makes light of the situation of his missing teeth instead of beeing angry or embarressed that was a fun clip :)
9:40 I was JUST thinking "If I went on that I would probably take out my denture because...ah...there it is." 😆
1:35 - I’d scream like that if my monitor was that blurry.
8:41 that guy is a LEGEND
14:12 is too cute. She's a daddy's girl, for sure.
That wedding ring bit was legendary.
I like how he put the ice cream cone on her head and then ran
The plane propsal, she wasn't happy for long 😂 poor buggers nerves must've gotten the better of him. Then the fella whose retainer fell out on the ride 😂
Yeah sad to say, she didn't take that air high proposal with a spark of love in her eye, not at all.
@Groaznic haha definitely not mate 😂 can't blame her though. At least they'll have a story to tell. Yeh he proposed in a plane ride, it was beautiful.....then he started spewing 😂
‘i bought it for a dollar’😂
12:55 one of the best things I've ever seen in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of these were funny, but most just made me grateful that I am divorced. Lot of y'all are just cruel.
Women are brutal 😭 you see her lose respect instantly for the guy that throws up, falls overboard.. the poor bloke whose teeth fell out lol, like literally points and laughs at his face haha, that date didn’t end well!
Sounds like you've been hurt a lot, however don't forget that guys can be brutal too, and there's good women out there too, don't lose hope
@@carsonhunt4642 Majority of these videos are of men scaring their wives/girlfriends, throwing things at them, and flinging them around all over the place. Shooting your girl with nerf guns, intentionally tripping her, getting coke all over her laptop, vacuuming her face while she sleeps is 10x more brutal than "losing respect" 🙄
@@carsonhunt4642 men are evil 😭imagine blasting an airhorn in your girl's ear or chucking a giant exercise ball at her, shooting her with a toy gun as soon as she walks in the door, flinging her all over the place, scaring her around every corner... but all men can think about is "muh respect"
@@carsonhunt4642 Men are causing bodily harm or are harassing their girl in the majority of these videos. "Men are afraid women will laugh at them..." and we all know the rest lol
Me & She just celebrated our 48th. The secret to our long marriage is that we NEVER EVER prank each other. No dirty tricks. We dont laugh our fool heads off when we see the other get hurt. This is suppose to be the one you love. Act like it. If you wonder why the divorce rate is so high, I suspect this is one major reason. !
Don't be so sanctimonious. Secure couples can have harmless pranks and enjoy it.
Proposing near water - what could possibly go wrong? So predictable.
10:30 - That glass put up no fight whatsoever.
8:41 Nice save that beer could have gotten hurt.
Facts
8:40 dude saved the beer what a legend
OMG I'm still laughing at the husband on the steps! That woman is a genius.
4:10 I'll never understand why people think the possibility of a broken foot is funny...
Jealous crow was the best
8:47 man that's like the whole range of emotions in one minute
The kid going "YEAAAAAAHH!" at 7:24 was hilarious!
You do know how expensive those macbooks are? Even the cheapest version is still expensive so i get her reaction
Ah, perfect video to remind the single folks of the fun they're missing out on. 😂😂 😂 😭 I'm single...💔
Looks like you’re better off. Most of these clips seemed like people being a$$hole$ to their partners. No wonder the divorce rate is so high.
I've been single since 2007...and thankful for it every day. lol. Do yourself a favor and stay single. Your wallet, home and sanity will thank you.
9:20 That guy just JAW JAH JAH'd his last JAH!
02:47 his face after realizing what she just did lololol
2:34 Ayyiiiii!😂😂😂
"I bOuGhT iT fOr A dOlLaR"
The husband trying to look like he'd fallen so the wife could get away with speeding was a whole green flag and a half.😂💯
The most romantic, as a french person, were the two people laughing with water in their mouth. The way they look to each other is just too cute…
I think after this video I'm going to have some trust issues)))
That’s Sandhill fail was incredible! 😂😂😂
- You wanna hear something really crazy? - No
I love the dog fail when the couple was doing push ups. He’s so cute. 🥰
As a bitter single woman, this was very satisfying to watch.
the husband kicking the bucket!
OMG the baby at 14:13 "No! I wanna hold daddy's hand!" 😍 SO CUTE!!!!
Nice reminder to keep a light heart and know where the closest ER is
Michelle has left the building! Is that a "No"?
0:25 Truly nice save by the dude, honestly! He did her good on that catch!
Nah on the last clip that guys laugh just killed it for me
I was watching your channel and I noticed that just today, February 14, you reached the number of 500 videos, congratulations 🎉
A comedic rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of love!
17:11 that man freaking FLEW!! He caught air without the Jordons!
Can't wait to see what funny moments me and my girlfriend have when we get married
The "hahahah" too "oh Jesus" got me rolling on the floor
I bought it for a dollar lol
6:25 oh the proposal ring
After the industrial age and technically age, comes the "look at me" age.
I like how that one guy saved the other guy’s beer but didn’t make any effort to stop that couple from falling😂😂😂
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Happy Valentine's Day..!! ❤
Ohh the poor dude who got sick when trying to propose
🤮🤮🤮
That loud cackle at the end...that's a BFF or family member.
5:23 This girl wins Jeopardy
Marry that girl on the slingshot! What a great reaction to what he said.
The berries were the funniest, cutest, and the nicest couples on earth ❤❤❤❤
@ 8:28 When nature calls, you must pick up the call, to answer it. 😅 😂😂😂😂😂.
4:57 For a split second, bro probably thought a Creeper ended his career 💀
13:05 absolutely briljant!!!!! She surely has humor…. Not to mention the acting skils!!!!! Had me in stitches!!!!
1:25 😂😂😂 if u cant carry yr woman, she not for u.
10:10 VERY juvenile.
4:27 translate : "have you ever seen an angry unicorn ?"
10:44 FIRE THE FPF!!!!!!!
4:23 : "You ever seen an angry unicorn?"
15:25 this is the correct response. Run honey. Run for your life.
Can relate. My dating history is this blooper reel.
3:37 fart 3:44 tries to hold it 4:14 in the water 4:21 pants off Those are my favorite