Mask-Holes Like Tucker Carlson Undermine Efforts To End The Pandemic
Early in the pandemic, conservative activists chose to make mask-wearing a wedge issue to fire up their base. The repercussions are still being felt, from the Fox News studios in New York City to the Temecula, California city council chamber, and many places in between.
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It’s illegal to phone the police to report a false crime, he’s telling people to tie up police lines and commit an illegal act. Will nothing get him off the air?
"No reasonable person would believe anything that Tucker Carlson says." --Tucker Carlson's lawyers
It should be illegal to advocate for harassment or threatening people’s health and yet Fox is still pushing lies.
@@lanapowell I hope we get to test that theory in court...again.
@@cindypomerleau950 what do you mean should be? I already is.
It is highly unlikely Child Protective Services would come out on a call like that, anyway. TC is only trying to rile up the base and cause mischief.
Jeeesus, that councilwoman is simply incredible... "being asked to wear a mask makes me feel like Rosa Parks"? She's hitting levels of whiteness I didn't even know were possible to achieve, and I'm a ginger girl who glows in the dark and is physically incapable of getting a suntan.
I don't even know what I am. White supremacists say I'm not white, and every brown person on the planet says I am. Like, what's the point of being a straight, white male if the Nazis still want to kill me? I don't hate the privilege aspect, though. I just wish everyone else was treated as well as whitey.
Oh really? Well it was a little weird how she started saying that the simple fact that she doesn't believe in wearing a mask for other people's Comfort is getting her ostracized and then all of a sudden and short succession people started bouncing out of the conference call disregarding any of her valid points that she was making. Yeah that's strange almost like exactly what she was saying happened. You can use words to try to blow something out of proportion but she was just using Rosa Parks as an example. And for people to jump on that and try to make it something that it isn't is clear and simple evidence that they don't have anything else evidence wise to stand on.
@@johnsmirh8695 the problem in her comparison is that she brought up a segregation issue. The level of stupidity to bring in an incident of civil rights protest into a conversation about being rejected for not wearing a mask (something that is not really her place to judge - she gets ostracized because no one wants to potentially get covid off of her. Not because of the colour of her skin). Wearing a mask isn't a civil rights issue particularly in comparison to black rights because the level of discrimination is not even close to actually comparable. On the one hand black people were treated as if they were a disease, on the other hand she gets treated like she has a disease because she very well might have/get one and infect someone else because she isn't covering her mouth (the primary vector for covid).
Why do you use "whiteness" as an insult? If you don't use "blackness" as an insult, you shouldn't use the other. What this council person demonstrated was a lack of historical awareness coupled with grandiose thinking, selfishness and narcissism. It has nothing to do with her race (she's multiracial) and everything to do with foolish, selfish naiveté.
@@berenicemarchese1593 because black people dont refer to themselves as black or blackness. That's a handle for white people's whiteness. We are just humans. We aren't black. We don't draw that line whiteness does.
I truly enjoy listening to him try to make his wife laugh, and her laughter when he succeeds. Couple goals.
Shut up
Pathetic.. using every trick in the Communist ruling book : 1. Accuse others of your crimes. 2. Never take responsibility, just give blame to others for your mistakes 3. Orwellian language, change the meaning of words..Inflation is good economy 4 Blatantly lie..The lying elite always get away w it..Let.s go Brandon..
Got my second Pfizer jab a couple hours ago. I'm still going to wear a mask in public, but I get to look after my darling little grandson again.
Awesome. I got my First AstraZeneca one on Monday.
That’s so exciting. I hope you get a big hug from him ❤️
Deborah Freedman that’s great. I got fully vaccinated and still wear a mask
good luck with that.
If anyone approached me and said "Would you please take off your mask? science shows you shouldn't be wearing it, your mask is making me uncomfortable" I'd hand them a potted plant to carry around to replace the air they're wasting
I'm not sure what's more unrealistic.... That you think someone will approach you, and politely ask this question That you think you will be wandering around with enough potted plants to hand them out to every idiot
@@lokithecat7225 Follow the Boy Scout Motto: "Be Prepared."
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Obviously this person is either a druid or a knight of the order of Ni!
Umm how dare anyone confront anyone who chooses to wear a mask. America crap...
The only thing that should be 'illegal' is Tucker Carlson being able to talk on tv
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@masterassemblers1 First this 🖕🤪
@@masterassemblers1 Well free speach but i think after this many false, dangerous and misleading rants he should not be supported by an official mediaoutlet or at least have a banner in frame that says "Lunatic, please confirm information by asking a sane, intelligent person about it. " .
@@masterassemblers1 I never said he couldn't speak his stupidity, I just said his BS should be illegal on TV. He can scream his ridiculous rhetoric into the ether for all I care. I shouldn't have to be subjected to it.
@@masterassemblers1 Tucker is for the first amendment for himself, yet wants to take it away from others he disagrees with. Also the first amendment doesn't cover hate speech or speech encouraging violence which means large parts of Carlson's show isn't covered.
Can we NOT bring the audience back! This setting is soooooo much better. Feels so intimate and Colbert is so relaxed. I am OK with just his staff and wife laughing.
I SO AGREE!!
We don't need the audience..🤗
I can't imagine being so delicate that I'm harmed by a little paper mask. If someone is truly in such a fragile state they should seriously consider that they have reached the point in life for a managed care facility.
I can’t image someone being so medically-clinically-biologically ignorant that they believe a little paper mask is the difference between life and certain death from a virus - if someone is truly in such a panicked fearful state, they should seriously consider that they have the point in life to just stay home and avoid all human contact -
@@PeterQuentercrimsonbamboo Nobody is saying it's the difference between life and certain death, genius. Go call the police on someone for no reason or whatever the hell you guys do for fun.
@@tl8211 So what's the point in the masks then? Not really useful against influenza and covid particles are smaller.....Its the mask wearing drones that are scared of their own shadow who call the police the moment they spot someone without a mask on. You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then?
@@tl8211 Huh..?!? .. it is not me who calls the police on others over masks, genius - It are the people who ignore data and evidence and reasoned perspective who snitch and call the police and wish infections and ill health on those who even just simply ask questions ! here just a few (of the hundreds more easily to be found across the net, by thousands of medical doctors, clinicians, immunologists, virologists, epidemiologists... ) links to the evidence compiled: tomwoods.com/covid/
@@Stukenny46 >You stated it isnt about life and death so what is it about then? No, I said it's not the difference between life and certain death. Learn how to read English.
Imagine being so privileged that wearing a mask is the most oppressed one has ever been 🙄
@Bass N Brass Why do you think this is a stupid comment? It seems right on point to me. If a mask is the worse thing oppressing you, then you probably lead a pretty charmed life.
@@crienhardt1 A semi-charmed kind of life? Baby? Baby?
@lauryn kate 💯 agreed!
exactly! as i've always said i've got 2 words for people like this: anne frank.... end of story.
@Bass N Brass care to elaborate why?
"No reasonable person should ever take Tucker Carlson's words seriously." - Tucker Carlson's own lawyer admitted in court
Unfortunately, seems like a lot of his viewers are not reasonable persons?
I had to tell my own mother about this because she was trying to convince my grandmother to stop watching the local news and watch Fox News instead because they are lying...
Right just like Rachel Madcow lawyer saif the same thing. Both sides push propaganda and BS at times.
Faux Entertainment is entertaining, tragic and dangerous with the misinformation and lies they peddle.
@@dustinvanpelt2068 Are you confusing Rachel Maddow with Sidney Powell? www.newsweek.com/sidney-powell-uses-same-defamation-defense-tucker-carlsons-fox-news-show-1578046 Hmm..... I wonder who liked your comment?
I've been calling him a "mother-tucker" for years now ! thanks for the validation !
That’s a good name for him
"I feel like I'm being pushed to the back of the bus" But we're trying to push you off the bus!
When you find yourself comparing your plight to that of Rosa Parks... stop. Just, stop.
she had no plight. She was hand picked for an astroturf mission.
If your fighting systemic racism the analogy is appropriate. Putting on a mask is nothing like Rose parks.
@@seta-san2149 are you seriously out here claiming black people weren’t forced to be segregated?😂 my god you have a wild mind to use the mental gymnastics to think that planning a protest to protest being oppressed is the same as not being oppressed
@@okeomslax26 I think Seta was talking about the antimasker, not about Rosa.
@@kenbrown2808 oh shoot haha egg on my face. I hope that’s the case!
Because most social workers don’t have enough to do, now they need to investigate this garbage. The utter stupidity is shocking
Social workers are so overworked. I would like to think most 911 dispatchers would inform them that children wearing masks is not illegal and that continued abuse of emergency services could result in a fine. ohhhh ... and no, the police and CPS will not be responding, so mind your own business and go home!
Can kids call in their parents if said parents refuse to get the vaccine or wear masks? That would seem fair.
@@lyndsaybrown8471 That's a great question, I would think it would work the same. Not getting a vaccine or not wearing a mask is not illegal (unless one or the other are a requirement at an establishment and they're refusing to comply). However, I would also like to think a good 911 dispatcher would delve in deeper as to why that child called.
I can’t see a reasonable social worker coming out to check to see a child in a mask. Children can’t get vaccinated.
Stupidity indeed. How does Tucker even have a show? That’s stupidity.
"At least three women with menstrual cycles impacted after having spent time with a vaccinated person." That's not so hard to believe, assuming that "spent time" means "have sex."
He actually just compared children wearing masks to children being beaten and was completely serious. My jaw has dropped
yea Tucks is insane anymore....nuttier than a fruitcake.
Well it’s kinda insane to force kids to wear masks 24/7 at school or anywhere. They need oxygen too folks. Not to mention the mask will just be spreading germs faster. (Kids mess and fiddle with everything) Btw 100million plus people have been vaccinated, the weak and sick are safe. This was supposed to be two weeks to flatten the curb.... we are approaching two years. It’s time to get our freedoms back. And you folks think republicans and independents are crazy for questioning this ? ? ? I got a news flash for yeah too. No matter what you do, you will get sick in your life. Weather it’s the flu or whatever. The world is tough and scary at times but it’s time to be brave again.
+ Ragnar Loth brook No Ragnar Loth brook, we think people like you who think 13 months is "almost two years" are crazy. Stop being a sheep following whatever daddy Tucker tells you and start listening to people who actually spent years and some their entire careers studying these things you sanctimonious twat! If you think Tucker with an undergraduate degree in Communications is the authority over thousands of scientists who have their MDs / PhDs in immunology you are the one who is insane.
@@tinyguy9398 all I was saying is that eventually it’s gonna be 2 years. Course you knew that, typical smug libtard elite Attitude. Yes, we know you think your better then everyone else cause you wear 3 mask when you jog by yourself 😂😂 your sssssoooo smart lol 😂
@@ragnarlothbrook7958 They are not asking kids to wear masks 24/7 - just in indoor, crowded places. And you do know that you can breathe through the masks? Furthermore, the weather or the flu has not killed 500,000+ people in the US in one year. Good fucking grief, stop and think a bit.
If you keep calling for child protection services because a child is wearing a mask, I am sure someone would show up. Maybe they will take you to a more proper place so these poor kids won’t get stalked by crazy people.
I'll tell you right now CPS will not respond to a call like that. You can not call them because you don't agree with someone's parenting style- only if you have evidence that their safety is at risk- as a mandated reporter that has to get a yearly training on this
Not to mention a horrible waste of taxpayer's money and the time/attention taken away from children that actually need help. That comment pissed me off so much
Actually this is what happening on russian TV today during their war against NATO - mass hysteria rising with every word said. Fox is just replica of russian TV. No matter it is idiotic, but very scary at the instincts level, all viewers need to do is turn off their brains. From that point of view Fox is professional brainwashing machine.
Making a false CPS referral is misdemeanor
@@sabrinaspeakeasy good.
I'll keep wearing mine anyway. Just so people will be able to tell I'm not a GQP'er!
Until this is totally over I'm keeping mine regardless thanks
😂😂😂
I'd hate to be mistaken for a Magat.
Your words new bumper sticker
😂😂😂🤪
Jesus, this monologue was insane! I thought things couldn't get worse after tucker but it just got crazier and crazier. Stephen was 11/10!
Stephen reading the lawer note and the camera man's reaction had me rolling 🤣
Tucker honestly sounds like an article from The Onion trying to make fun of how ridiculous anti-maskers sound, but even they would've dialed it back.
The Onion is in danger of going under because reality has become far more ridiculous than any satire they can produce.
"New Covid Cases Continue To Soar Even Though Todd Peters Of Scottsdale, AZ Said It Would Be Over By Now" "Man Feels Like He Can’t Breathe With Mask Wadded Up In Mouth" "New Texas Law Requires All Masks Have Word ‘P****’ Written Across Front" "Potential Solutions For Preventing A Wild Pandemic Spring Break" - Onion article headlines
@@IRLTheGreatZarquon Can't tell the difference anymore. 😯
No they wouldn't. If anything they'd double down, but they haven't because they can't figure out how to exceed the absurdity that is the real actions of real people in real life. If conservatives and republicans don't stop doing this shit The Onion is gonna sue. If someone comes out and performs your original skit before you do once it's a coincidence, twice you're profoundly unlucky, but three times is enemy action, somebody's stealing your scripts.
r/nottheonion
You know your defense is shaky when the best your lawyer can come up with is "My client misspelled the insult aimed at the defendant, so it doesn't count."
Stephen is an angel. He helped millions through this horrible pandemic... ❤️❤️❤️
Yes and Tucker is a frikkin devil. A real devil.
Na, he just divided
@@nicfarrow you've fallen into the division....
I love how they keep making jokes about the vax-scene bit being long, yet make it longer and longer each time lol
The mask-hole joke is played out and lame, plus look who it coming from.
Funny how those who used to parade around in hoods and masks are now calling that un-American.
Nailed it.
Say it louder for the people in the back!!
Depends on the style, apparently, and who they get to abuse with impunity...
You have your facts misconstrued, partner. The only difference between now and then is that Dems have redefined the plantation while still maintaining the status of master. One day you’ll come up with something clever.
@@cubistisimo it’s time to go to bed, Matt. You sound tired.
Who knew that a little piece of cloth would push these rugged individuals over the edge.
I should be surprised, but no. Some people cover their hair bc of religious or even medical reasons; and there are people out there that would pull a scarf off a child's head because "it makes them uncomfortable"
That's the people that came up with the "crystal generation" stuff
Taking away their cloth hoods started it.
It doesn't take much.
What would happen if the actually had to sacrifice for something? Scary thought.
Also, I thought Magats wanted Eric's Dad to get credit for the vaccine, but they don't want to take it? Stable Geniuses.
I know, right?? Maybe they’re refusing to take the vaccine because none were named after him...that’ll pwn the libs!
I just got Pfizer 2 of 2 today!!I have several mini reunions scheduled in May and June, so Adios, y’all!! 👏🏻💙❤️🥳
A friend and I celebrated our Peak Immunity Day (2 weeks after the 2nd shot) by going to a steakhouse and eating indoors at a restaurant for the first time in a year. Let the good times roll! 🥳🥳🥳
... ... ... The anti-masker comparing her ultra privileged experience to that of Rosa Parks is one of the most tone-deaf, crazy-person, rants that I have ever heard. 🙄😳🤦♂️
Southern california is crazy. At the beginning of the pandemic, a man wore his kkklan hood in a grocery store not too far from temecula. They don't call santee klantee for nothing
I was really hoping a lot more of the people on that call would have left the call when she started spouting that crap. Good on that one lady
sadly she isnt the first one, the deranged right have been making comparisons between wearing a mask for others safety and either slavery or the civil rights movement since last year
Judging from Tucker's comments, he may have been repeatedly dropped on his head as a child... someone should have called Child Services back then...
That unflappable look of confusion may not be just for show...
Repeatedly dropped on his face...that's an ugly man.
He's a pasty faced soft little Lord Fauntleroy. He'd never admit it, but he's been vaccinated and stays in a bubble.
His folks should have used a condom
From reading your comments, i have no doubt that YOU were dropped on your head...probably last week.
Always love when Evie is there and laughing
Don’t ever stop going long, please. We need you two. Your chemistry is not only disgustingly sweet, it’s heartwarmingly comforting. Like watching my grandparents (who I never see) as they were.
When I taught about the bubonic plague I remember students being shocked and unable to understand how many strange, awful, and illogical things people did out of fear of the plague. They saw the people as ignorant and backwards. Well people in the future are going to think even worse of us because we actually are told the correct science... but we still have people acting just as nuts.
Its been utterly amazing how closely this pandemic has followed along with the levels of crazy that existed centuries before germ theory and the invention of penicillin. I see it as proof that the human race hasn't really evolved all that much since the 14th century.
💯... very true!
You and Kat R. both hit it right on the head!
⬆️ Enter exhibit A into evidence.🙄
@@TheBioExplorer Yep!! Unbelievable
What is wrong with these judges, letting these Insurrectionists out on bail? Not only that the one judge let a insurrectionist go on a business trip in Mexico. SMDH.
It was a trip with employees and co-workers to promote bonding.
I know. What's up with kamala posting bail for antifa and blm aka burn loot murder,domestic terrorists?
@@orangemanbadtrust1692 Antifa and BLM totally attacked the Capitol and tried to hang Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi.
@@orangemanbadtrust1692 She didn't post bail... But then again... Facts don't matter to you folks. So I see no point in actually correcting you. But thanks for supporting The Late Show... Oh and since you hate watched and posted a comment, the KZhead algorithm will now send you even more to watch! Congrats!
@Bass N Brass Spouting violence... Tell us what violence did she inspire?
It's sad that a situation can be so ridiculous that at the start of the bit about french and greek I totally still thought you were being serious 😆
The Rosa Parks thing is such a wtf moment… reminds me of that weird woman from Germany who went on a rally of Corona deniers and said she feels like Sophie Scholl because of the lockdown.
Cultural appropriation!
Everyone needs to confront Carlson, "Sir, would you please go home, your face is making me and my family uncomfortable"
Would he please go home, because his stupid ranting is keeping the rest of us at home longer.
Especially when he makes dumb noises come out of the gross maw hole in it!
😱✊🏾😂💥 I'm STILL laughing
Does Tucker bother you?
if he acted in person how he does on tv he'd get punchdd in the face every single day, by someone new. good thing he has that pretty tower to hide in
As a black man that really upsets me, her comparing Rosa Parks to wearing mask.
I'm white and it pissed me off!!! How dare she bring Rosa's struggles up to compare with her imagined mask issues!
I'm not an American and I thought it was arrogant beyond belief.
That's EXACTLY the goal, just in a different way. 😠
They always reach for our struggle to be assholes when it suits their interests.
Someone get this man a tissue
I am loving the subtle and not so subtle giggling of the “audience”.....thank you Evie.
i need an 8 hour track of Stephen doing ASMR, please
"Call the police if you see children playing in masks." Tucker Carlson has turned into Karen Carlson
Tucker Carlson should immediately drive to the nearest forest and apologise to the trees for wasting the oxygen they produced.
What I was thinking! Imagine what police officers thought when they heard that! 🤦🏻♀️
listen to the way his bit is written. what seems merely a comparison between two things, but really it comes off as directives to go out and act like nutters. Grima wormtongue son of a biatd.
That’s probably going to bring Tucker trouble if a group of African American kids wearing COVID masks end up getting arrested, beat up, or worse.
So how long will it take some Walmart Karen to actually try this and get a beat down in the middle of the aisles??🤣 I’m waiting for it......
Tucker Carlson on Fox News told his audience that people wearing masks outside are "the aggressors" and that "the next time you see someone in a mask on the sidewalk or on the bike path, do not hesitate" to get in their face and demand they remove the mask. Carlson claimed this can be done "politely but firmly," but of course, it's categorically impossible to "politely" boss other people around about choices that simply do not affect you. -- SALON And no, his story about how masks "prevent intimacy and human contact" is not enough. Strangers on the street do not owe you "intimacy," despite what creeps who follow women around and demand smiles might wish to believe. Carlson then escalated by asking his viewers to call the police when they see children wearing masks because it "should be illegal."
Yeah, but he says he believes in "freedom".. Lol. The man is stupid.
can the maskers stand their ground?
Watching from Australia: it’s truly mind blowing! 😖😟
@@EH23831 I wish I was watching from afar. I envy you your perspective.
Anyone who decides to get in my face about wearing a mask will need one - for his bloody nose.
Today's vac-scene song was amazing. XD
The Not a Match guy looks like Starburns and the Rosa Parks city council lady literally made my computer crash and scream for a while before it finally rebooted
That barbershot quartet was amazing.
Don't know what they pay whoever came up that bit, but it isn't enough.
Definitely not too long..sorry Mr Colbert..
Loved it..! Try singing in anyway with your best buds (even after some liquid courage 🍺🥃) don’t forget to record it for some laughs the next morning.. Point being, those singers were great 👍🏼
I loved it! If you liked that, you may also like: *_MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody_* on KZhead. Someone else also did a fun adaptation of the song a year ago: _Student makes COVID-19 parody with Mr.Sandman tune • Apr 11, 2020_ also: _"Dr. Fauci", song by Carrie Dahlby a parody of "Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes_ • Apr 14, 2020
“barbershot” quartet -- oh, that's good!
I plan on wearing masks long after I'm vaccinated. I love that it's an extra accessory I can pick, I can mouth words and lyrics, and have genuine reactions without others seeing. I'm more comfortable with one on now.
👍 same here.
And I can eat broccoli stirfry for lunch at work!
I bought a plastic mask bracket from 4Ocean and it's made wearing a mask a million times more comfortable. I definitely plan to continue wearing one especially since this is never going to end. Even if we reach herd immunity dumb anti-vaxers are going to keep mutating new strains.
The only makeup I do is on my lips, and with mask, I don't even need to do that! MY THING!
Not to mention when it's really cold outside. It makes breathing much more comfortable; less freezing air.
I love hearing your wife laughing in the background 😭😭♥️
Yelling @ anyone is wrong, it isn't nice & leads to anti social behaviour. It's amazing the difference you can achieve with a smile and a friendly helpful approach that educates rather than belittles. Also mask wearing has always been a polite way of saying "i care, it sucks but we are all in this together, lets all fix it" but no one wants them permanently and they do cost $$$.
There is no scientific reason to still be watching Tucker Carlson.
Honestly all the free coverage is helping him.
😁😎
Show me a scientific reason to be watching Fox News..I'll wait
There is, a study of the curious concept of devolution.
What will Tuck think of next?
To be clear, this still means wear your mask on my grocery store please. i have people that still havent been able to get vax working yet and id like them to not die for you to get to sample the olive bar.
Please, Please Please Please, Keep This GOING!!!!! CLASSIC HILARIOUS!!!!!! Colbert, YOU ARE OUR VERY STABLE GENIUS, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I may continue to wear a mask 😷 after everything is over. I'm in a high risk group, I have lupus and leukemia. Plus, it's allergy season, that's a good enough reason for me now that I'm used to it.
It was by far the best vaccination jingle I've heard since Dolly Parton sang during her vaccination. Bravo Late Show staff! So good 🤓
Randy Rainbow did it better. And earlier.
Randy Rainbow's is far better.
@@monapersson2501 Agreed.
Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song. Don't try to outdo the master... He already recorded the perfect catchiest vaccine song. Suggestion: play Randy's song on A Late Show. Give him the airtime , it could persuade a lot of people to take the vaccination.
@@wildcoastart "Most likely Stephen's staff never heard Randy Rainbow's"Mr.Biden" before they decided to use this song." Pure speculation. Why is that "most likely"? It's equally likely they think we KZhead viewers are so dumb we haven't heard of Randy Rainbow, so they figured they could get away with it.
The vax-scene song today was totally brilliant! Thank you Stephen Colbert and your writers/graphics team!
One of your best ones!
That mister sandman was siiiiic!! Props to the team, esp singers and arrangers!
I can’t believe how you would compare what happen with Rosa park to not wanting to wear a mask to keep everybody safe including yourself
Who said *that* line? Was it Fishstix? or Candace Owens?
Some people are still trying to compare apples to oranges 🇨🇦😷💙
@Henry The Pretzel interesting how you make the jump from masks to murder. Perhaps now would be a good time to smoke a doobie and chill, dude.
@Henry The Pretzel You are so American it hurts.
@@sawtooth808 it’s in this video, m8
“...your mask is making me uncomfortable...” “YOUR pants are making me uncomfortable...”
Or .... your face is making me uncomfortable. Lol
"Your ignorance is making me uncomfortable. Come on children, let's get away from the crazy person slowly...and go tell daddy that there's idiots hanging out at the park now."
Someone asked me why I was wearing a mask at a bus stop in London? I took off my mask and told them.. “I have TB”. Then I coughed.
@@themarbleking I laughed at that move you made. Also I read your retort with an English accent. Don't know why.
His face and voice makes me uncomfortable
I'm from Temecula and can I just say I am so sorry someone like that is running our city
THAT VACCINE JINGLE WAS AWESOME!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!! The one time the singing is good, Stephen complains about it being too long. All the others were way too long, this one wasn't long enough.
I honestly wonder if the calls to child protective services that will start flooding in due to Tucker Carlson's idiocy is going to lead to him finally getting into serious trouble. Most likely he will get off scott free like always, but we can always hope.
@no yes - wow, and that was your EDITED version?
He needs to be banned from television. The man is a public hazard, just like his old big fat orange fan
@@tn_onyoutube8436 - Yeah, the original was really Tucked up. It was SNATU.
@@tn_onyoutube8436 I rather like it. Reminds me of e.e. cummings.
dont stop there, how many other politicians, business moguls and celebrities get away with more atrocious acts?
7:37 “the school’s cofounder and dad’s new wife- PLEASE GIVE HER A CHANCE” lol Evie liked that one 😂 😂
Tucker Carlson need to be put in jail. PLEASE put him in JAIL!
Lana Del Rey's mask absolutely had no plastic inside, her management just claimed that later on imho. There was no fogging up and it didn't sound like she was talking through a plastic sheet, or even fabric, and when she pulled it down you could see the inside, there was no plastic
Thank you for making your beautiful wife apart of your show! Her laughter is contagious! Oh no! 😜💜🧚♀️
shut up
Masks? I actually like having not caught a cold since masking became derigeuer last March, 2020..
Ditto! Other than allergies, I have not had any respiratory ailments...so nice!
The flu numbers for this season are like 1/100 of what they were last year too.
@@katstorm13 - And yet the stupid anti-maskers say covid is "no different than the flu." Maybe they suffer from what Dr Hibbert on the Simpsons called, "Homersimpsonitist." "Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down."
EXACTLY!
Same!
You win. Doubled me over with the Leila Centner intro (burst out loud).
NOTE TO SELF, "never ,never ,ever, eeeever .tune in to this bro while recovering from injured ribs "........laugh ,pain laugh pain laugh pain laugh pain .......i can't watch this over right now ill have to heal first omg im trying to forget what i just watched .....
With Donny gone, Tucker is a new daily reminder of the precious gift the of sanity the rest of us should never take for granted
Well put!
We're going to be okay everyone. When I saw the name "Donny" I went to "Osmond". I thought "Oh great! I suppose my 1st (as in literally 45 yrs ago) true love died.". BUT I DIDN'T THINK OF 45!! There's going to be a dawn!
Hes the grift that keeps on grifting.
Well, we've also got Marj Greene and Lauri Boebert and...ah, plenty more.
💥✊🏾😂
The people who will call child services or 911 for a mask on a child will end up with police at their door trying to check them into a padded room.
We can only hope. More likely the police who show up will be right wing anti-vaccine folks themselves.
@@rainydaylady6596 Guns drawn? Or not?
@@j.c.5749 they should get the full experience
@@j.c.5749 Not! I hope.
@@j.c.5749 Depends on the neigborhood
Hahaha! Now I’m waiting for someone to call the cops or CPS when they see my five year old wearing a mask at the park!
People who watch this show or any late night television are lost to all reason.
"I feel like I'm being pushed to the back of the bus" ok but you aren't and you aren't the only one being sent to the back of the bus, its everyone. So that metaphor doesn't work at all.
Aww poor tucker still dealing with his abandonment issues from his Mother wants cps called on everyone.
:'( poor tuck tuck
I went to school with kids like tucker and that's exactly what the problem was plus their crippling fear of being found out as fraud.
All those frozen Swanson meals were invented so mom could go out every night. 🤣
@@cc1k435 Real Mom ran away to France when he was 6. Swanson is his step-mother.
PS I live in Melbourne Aust and we had a shocker of a year last year compared to the rest of Australia. We are being so careful now bc this is a global pandemic and it’s our responsibility to take care of each other and be careful, it’s ALL up to ALL of us.
It’s baffling how people can get offended/triggered by other people choosing to wear a mask 🙄🙄🤣
Tucker has apparently never heard of fun printed masks, with which i express my individuality.
Because of the mask, this is the first year I haven't had two major colds for about 30yrs or the flu that I usually get every other year or so... I heard people getting the regular flu, was down about 80% this year, pandemic aside, how is that a bad thing?
A million or so Cops just choked on their donuts with coffee when Carlson told people to report parents to CPS and call 911 if they see a child wearing a COVID masks.
So how come people are being told to wear masks still?
“The only people who wear are masks outside are zealots and neurotics - they’re the agressors” Poor wittle Tucker’s intimidated by all those nasty passive aggressors 😯
How the f___ are they aggressors? Minding their own business, wearing a mask. Terrifying. I fear for the human race with these geniuses in the gene pool.
You aggressive little neurotic zealot. Wear and let wear.
He's afraid of his own frickin shadow , chicken shit Carlson
People like Tucker keep forgetting that they are ones who prolonged all this to begin with. Now that Biden is letting us adult this situation they are taking advantage of the improved situation. Countries like Brazil where the right are still in charge are going downhill fast.
He's just mad that he can't use his facial recognition app to identify and report these terrorists known as "Book Learned".
Tucker needs to wear a mask...and it ain't because of a pandemic!
It needs to be a ball gag
@@gardenlarder I was thinking the same thing!!! ✌🏼👍🏼
Not a mask, he's a triple bagger.
6:48 Stephen knitting. xDD "And Dad's new wife GIVE HER A CHANCE"
New Rule: if you're a white upper-to-middle class woman who has never once spend a day living the ghetto, you are not allowed to compare yourself to Rosa Parks. Ever!
haha i know right i hate whites so much!!! You should also include Jews because Jews look white and privilege is based on color not ethnicity!!!!
@@classicalmusic2185
Here's a new rule: Stop labeling all Whites as privileged. There are far more starving/homeless Whites in America based on easily found stats than other races. This new Race "Theory" is nothing more than a device to create class warfare which is exactly how communism destroyed so many Nations. I'm White and don't owe you or the World anything. Everyone alive today is not somehow personally responsible for others economic status in Life. If you're so eager to Live in a Society where what your Family did affects them for 3 Generations, then Move to North Korea. Going though the last 500 years of everyone's Lineage and adjudicating Guilt or Social status based on Slave ownership or participation in some action/event/war/sale etc..which impacted person X because of thing Y in year Z is a sure fire way to ensure a dystopian society that has to be ruled by a World Government because they're the only unbiased sources of Authority left. What if your Family owned slaves? The first American Slave owner was Black btw... All Nations owned Slaves: Greece, Persia, Brazil (Worlds #1 exporter of slavery), so I bet if I trace your heritage back far enough I will find something that you'll have to answer for. Is that how we want to live? Sins of the Fathers? Everyone alive would be at war with Everyone! Let it go and quit with this victimization mindset. I'm. White-Mid-to-upper class that got there because I got me there with no one's help and in the Face of Obama era Policies which deferred any of that help to others.
@@classicalmusic2185 Textbook example of someone needing Jesus in their life. Try reading Galatians 3:28.
you're racist
Mr. Sandman was NOT too long. It was perfect, sir! 🤣
😂😂😂😂MASK-HOLE I’m going to use this all the time
The vax scene song was executed perfectly 😂😂😂
Is it any coincidence that I literally got a nose bleed listening to Alexander compare herself to Rosa Parks? I think it broke my brain...
Nose bleeds can occur when your blood pressure goes up drastically!! Please don't watch shizz like this anymore!! ♡ kidding on not watching this crap, but do keep an eye on your blood pressure ♡
If his whole rant wasn't insane enough, it's cute that Tucker thinks Child Services will have the social workers to "save" those kids.
Also... wouldn't that be government getting involved in people's home lives, which I thought Cons were against?
Especially since he and other republicans have basically worked to defund those very services
Police will appreciate the waste of time
I you ever need historical proof of how insane the right-wing has become, just play this video… These people have absolutely lost their minds!
getting cps to do something is like digging a hole through a brick wall with a dull plastic fork, but with a lot more condescending remarks
I just loved the vaccine melody!! Genius writing!🤗🤣🎶🎶
PEOPLE HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ANOTHER PERSON NOT TO WEAR SOMETHING!
DAMN RIGHT! PEOPLE ONLY HAVE A RIGHT TO TELL ANOTHER PERSON TO WEAR SOMETHING!!!
I love the vax-scene! The songs and lyrics are great!
"Dad's new wife-- GIVE HER A CHANCE" Sent me. Completely.
Just to be extra safe, I wear my double N95 when I'm sleeping as well as when I'm driving alone in my car
LMAO !!
ok, he's inciting riots now, and endangering people. I'm done with Tucker NOW
I was done with tucker since he started on tv
@@tonia4934 you're right, of course, but now he is encouraging people to hold kids hostage, when their parents are following sensible official guidelines. it's just too dangerous to laugh him off this time
Let someone say something about my mask. This should be fun.
I like your mask.
You’re mask is literally fucking saving people’s lives everyday you choose to wear it. 😄
Yeah drop kick they funky azz st8 up
Don't ever ask people to put it in either though, or you can see what happens 🤷♂️
Cash me ousside, howbowdah???
Drop the T from Tucker Carlson's name with a 'F' and we'll have the true nature of him..
I only refer to him as such
@@vids247 same
Or drop the T and replace with a C
Well we need to keep it a bit pg13. So replace the T with a S cause that what he is when he reads fake news he helped create.
..clucker karenson..
The chemistry with the crew is awesome and will be missed if we ever get out of this quarantine mess
If intimacy doesn't matter then wear your mask on the tube Colbert 😷
Vaccination isn't just about protecting yourself. It's also about protecting others. The new guidelines are for people who don't understand this and need the added incentive to get it done. I'm for it. Whatever it takes. Let's just get it done!
"The new guidelines are for people who don't understand this and need the added incentive to get it done." What? A vaccinated person is probably less likely to be a carrier than an unvaccinated person, but that risk is not zero. That's what the guidelines are for, to prevent vaccinated people spreading to unvaccinated people.
We understand perfectly that it is not a vaccine. It offers no protection, the side effects are horrific, you still can t travel, or avoid distancing, or lead a normal life, and you could die. Yes, sounds great. I don t see any incentive to take something that might kill you for a virus that has something like a 99.7 chance of recovery. Since when did reason walk out the door.
@@notroll1279 That's not accurate. The simple cloth and paper masks protect both the wearer and other people. They simply offer _more_ protection for other people than they do the wearer.
@@p.m.s.6263 Step 1. Correct your misconception that it's not a vaccine. Step 2. Correct your misconception that it offers no protection. Step 3. Correct your misconception that having a slightly swollen arm for a couple of days is a horrific side effect. Step 4. Correct your misconception that the survival rate of COVID is _anywhere near_ 99.7%. Step 5. Correct your misconception that _not dying_ is the same thing as _recovering._ Because even if the _over 2% chance_ of death doesn't get you, you may have permanent damage to your body (or mind, for that matter... and you certainly can't afford that) as a result of catching COVID. I don't think we have percentages on that, and probably won't for a long time. Step 6. Bask in the joy of knowing that you've become just a little bit less ignorant.
@@Mythraen on survival rates. The infection fatality rate of COVID-19 inferred from seroprevalence data "Among people
Another classic Evie episode😂 Please keep bringing her back. Her laugh is contagious