Gaetz-Gaete: Creepy Florida Man's Career Implodes Over Sex Trafficking Investigation
A Justice Department investigation into allegations of sex with an underage woman and illegal payments to others may take down Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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I've been waiting for Colbert's take on Gaetz-gate all week
Annnnnnd he nailed it. Too many funny jokes lololol. So worth it.
Why? Why do you have such a great name?!?!?!
Just call it PizzaGaetz
I suggest not calling it Gaetz-gate. It's exactly what Gaetz wants, literally. Please don't give him what he wants.
It should be called MattGate and I will die on this hill.
"A sitting congressman is accused of child trafficking and the QAnon people are suddenly like... nah I need more evidence." -- Colin Jost
They would be embarrassed by the hypocrisy ... except ... Republicans are like pro athletes that scream at the ref for the other team to get a penalty, but never fess up when their team is guilty. Thats politics to most of the neo-RightWing. A competition where winning is everything, and honor is for losers.
I’m pretty sure Qanon makes anti-trafficking efforts harder
@@harleyray6623 uhhhh are you okay?
That was Priceless!😂😂
@@thesmasher138 nice try, Red. Now get back inside and put on a mask.
Does the Gaetz family have an island......or Pizza parlour by any chance?
These monologues are straight fire the whole time. This is the best writing in late night.
I've been holed up at my mom's house. FOX making my ears bleed. Don't leave me again Stephen!
holed up
@@dw999 Sounds interesting. 😀
I'd rather be homeless.
@Ekquizit Sounds “holed up” is a thing, genius.
no thats normal..just wipe it off and keep watching.
Man no wonder why gaetz was freaking out about dr Seuss being cancelled, it’s what he reads with his girlfriend 🤭
🤣
Gaetz is really creepy...rock him down
Lol 😆 epic
He reads her " Hop on Pop".
I think he read wrong bootleg of drseuss
Mr. Colbert you are on fire in this segment. My cat got up and went to lay down elsewhere, halfway through me watching this, because my laughter bothered her. I knew I was laughing loudly when it was too much for my cat to SLEEP through!
This monologue was exceptional. Bravo Stephen and staff. Bravo.
It would be nice to see him do a monologue for a Democrat scumbag, but, he's a Democrat. He will cover for them. Truth is not important.
@@Martin-gz4qn Quit your whining, he’s skewered Mario Cuomo and other Democrats. Geesus, grow a pair, will you?
@@bluesatsunrise8812 Lol. That's not how you spell Jeeeesus. Lol.
Oooooo.. something tells me Gaetz is gonna spill on Tuck's indiscretions when he's sure he's goin' down.
@Helen Pauls Greenburg leads to Gaetz which leads to Tucker.
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Let them eat each other.
Sadly the FBI only want bigger fish. And a sitting representative IS the big fish. Unless Gaetz can turn on a senator. Hence why they went after his buddy the former tax collector. I’m guessing Joel offered up Matt to get a reduced sentence.
Well, I certainly hope so. Couldn't happen to a more worthy person.
Mat Gaetz couldn't get more Florida if he tried.
All he needs is a "Florida Man" article written about him!
Florida is mostly New Yorkers.Now,even more pouring in from that state everyday because of liberal policies.
"Florida, America's wang."...Homer J. Simpson
@@kevinronske9894 "Florida is mostly ...." Nope.
@@kevinronske9894 sure, keep telling yourself that
F. Carlson said it was a “weird” interview just because Gaetz had thrown HIM under the bus. “You remember her, you and your wife were there.” 😆🤣😂
Shocking revelation: Someone married a guy named "Tucker"
That was a 2 year old date, so, either the girl was 15 at that meeting or it was a completely different girl and this is just a pattern of behavior.
“I thought that was your niece” T. Carlson
@bitch tittay Is this just what right wingers do now? Call anyone who talks about evil scumbugs a "pet a file" in a desperate attempt to cover up for people who actually abuse children?
"F. Carlson" LOL
Looks like we have found a new poster boy for the Family Values party.
Would suck for Gaetz to be arrested... He’s gonna miss Prom!
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Now that's funny something SC is not
YES!😂🤣😂✌️
Ahh... I see the likes and comments are all men and women of culture.
I think I speak for everyone when I say welcome back Stephen! We missed you.
Yes, he’s awesome
None of us missed him
@@vmanismyname1534 What? Be quiet.
One week without the Stephen Colbert monologue is too long, but your catch up on the news tonight, was worth the wait.
Are you kidding? I used to love the colbert report, but this is shit. That said, Gaetz is guilty.
kzhead.info/sun/YLSak5mZfpepaJE/bejne.html
Here's your chance, Qanan. No pizza parlor basement to expose. Go get him!
Florida could use to clear out quite a few politicians.
Yes, it's a prime breeding ground for politically motivated douchebags where they feel secure enough to commit all sorts of stupid crimes they think they won't get caught at.
..and Texas and Kentucky while we're at it.
Good Morning Trust me we will Starting with Dumbass Ron D. / Rick Scott/ Marco Rubio
Stephen's joy about this is undeniable. And I'm here for it.
Front row seat with BUTTERED popcorn
“Coke classic” with that photo of Don Jr coked out of his mind....dead. Just dead.
Yea but Biden’s son Being a crackhead dead silence
@@richvasquez4922 haha my reply was deleted. Too hurtful to handle?
@@richvasquez4922 Hunter went to rehab and recovered, that’s admirable. Hunter has also never been a public servant _ever_ , he’s never been elected to public office, he’s never represented the people, and he never even served on the campaign to elect Joe in 2020. He is not involved in Joe Biden’s politics with the exception of right wing media constantly trying to drag him into it as if he has any power over his father’s decisions as president. You could say similar things about Don Jr., he hasn’t ever been elected-but there is a disconnect considering he served as one of the top figureheads for the Trump election and reelection campaign. He also remained at the top of Trump Organization, standing in for his father who failed to properly divest himself from the organization in the first place. People will always make speculations about those appearing/having admitted to be on drugs, especially when it comes to prominent figures of either political party. Don Jr. has never tried to extricate himself from the Trump administration or the campaign, he has instead chosen to be one of its top promoters, thus making him involved with the admin. That’s a far cry from Hunter Biden who _is_ _not_ involved with the administration, and was never part of Joe’s campaign. Plus there’s a difference in disparaging someone who is currently on drugs, and someone who has recovered from drug addiction. While there’s no solid proof Don Jr. is on drugs, people extract that fact from his wild interviews. There is a major difference between the two.
The readout of the Gaetz statement and subsequent response was too much lmao
I am waiting for Gaetz to say the texts and conversations where just locker room talk
lol
@Meghan the president made him do it? 🤣🤣🤣
Week off?! That's 3 months in covid time!
After one week without Stephen, I finally realize how much I need A Late Show. Please find a way to continue this format!
"Who could these examples possibly be for? It's for Matt Gaetz." Lol love the delivery
"Imagine being the one white man on Earth that Tucker Carlson won't defend" -- John Oliver
@@dmlevitt and Jesus isn't a white man on Earth......I doubt he was ever white, and he's sure not on earth (anymore). Still a good line though
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Pretty sure he doesn't defend Biden either, or any democrat. Plus any white men with human decency probably. So yeah.
@@braydenfarrell1177 50-50? I seriously doubt there were many white people in Arabic lands in those days...but whatever. They'd be treated like freaks.
Oh there's a lot of white people Tucker Carlson won't defend: Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, anyone with an once of decency...
Even Matt's face is highly offensive. He could sit in complete silence in a room full of people, and they would all still be offended by his face. 😄
Get a floor buffer and apply to the face until it's a pale peach coloured bean.
He reminds me of an angry, furry, woodchuck. Just my opinion.
He's the the real-life "O-Face" guy from Office Space.
just love the “slim Shoney’s Big Boy” meme. C’mon… get a load o’ Mr. I-Coulda-had-a-pompadour, hēyah- yeah, butchou’ll nevah be a contenda, after dis mishigoss, bud pack it in, haul yr gasmask-wearin’ tuckus back to the rock you crawled out from under
When some one is ugly on the inside, it shows on the outside. The haughty arrogance, the feeling of entitlement, the smirks..........
I live for the sound of one lone guy laughing in the background. It's hilarious.
Love : Ectasy is the feeling you get when you hear bad news about Matt Gaetz
Krista Allen 3 minutes ago @Kelly Royce Key Are you referring to the victims? Kelly Royce Key 1 second ago @Krista Allen Did the victims go and file a police report on the incident or is this just internet court. Which seems very interesting. In Detroit, Michigan they take the statement of the victim and keep you in jail for over a year. Then they beat on you, spit on you, laugh at you then tranport you around many many times...they taken you from your family. So did they file a police report?
You guys are really Twisted. Yuck 🤮🤮
Me: "A creepy pedophile ring? Oh boy, Q Cult....this is it! Go get him!" **tumbleweeds and crickets** Me: "Hey! Where did y'all go?!?"
Q-publicans don't want to be right about the facts ... at this point they are just playing defense, trying to make sure their ideological opponents can't claim told-ya-so victory, so as to at least continue to frustrate Libs. ("You couldn't know me down Ray. You couldn't know me down.") Moving on.
Trump and his co. are Deep State..all this time, Q..chase them down
Can a minor truly be dirtied if touched upon by the pure glow of a Republican? Quick, let’s repurpose a bible quote to answer that one.
@ind0ctr1n3 Nice whataboutism
@ind0ctr1n3 How much of a hypocrite you are*
So happy you’re back! We missed you!
6:42 Just when I thought Gaetz couldn't make me feel more nauseous and disgusted than I already do!
“We have more people than they do-by far!” Then why do you need voter suppression laws?
my guess is that trump tends to 'forget' that POC are human. hence 'more people' means (to him) more white folk, not more voters.
If Gaetz' career really implodes because of this, he can always rent out his forehead for advertising space
😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁
I don't think his head will be getting used for advertising space in prison.
@@erichoberg3502 They promoted sedition and treason based on ridiculous internet conspiracy theories. People died for their lies, and you still think that they're going to prison for it? Do you know why Trump hasn't been arrested yet? For the same reason that Bush and Obama haven't been arrested yet. There is no such thing as Justice.
Who would buy, apart from the Pillow Guy?
Y'all, remember to vote in each election and make sure to remind others to vote as well.
Won’t work in Georgia. Republicans there have decided they prefer a dictatorship, to ignore votes and results they don’t like
Keep in mind, tho, that tens of millions of Murkans aren't getting the facts -- which is why it's CRUCIAL for everyone to call their rep and sens, and urge them to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine by the end of this year. Its reinstatement won't solve all of our disinformation problems, but w-o it, we're sure to lose American democracy. So pls make those calls, and pls ask everyone you know to do so, and pls ask them to ask everyone they know, and so on.
@@midknight I love how all of the Republicans in Georgia and the Braves are all butt hurt that MLB pulled the all star game. The NBA pulled their's from North Carolina after the bathroom bill and the NFL pulled the Super Bowl out of Arizona because they wouldn't recognize MLK Jr Day that was signed into law by Reagan. I hate sports, but I love seeing Republicans getting upset because people and companies are pushing back. I hope they either cancel the Masters or all of the golfers boycott, since apparently that always has to be at Augusta. Although, golf has a long history of racism, the current golfers have the power to stand up for people of color.
@@midknight fair point but also... fox news sucks! fox news sucks! A decent bit of in fighting there ay? Yeesh... Don't give up hope. Sometimes a state will surprise ya lol.
Yup. Especially vote at the local level.
Whoever wrote the gag, "Host of let's make a douche" needs an Emmy all of their own :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Is that an American pop culture reference? I didn’t get the joke.
@@saar144 There was a long-time running TV gameshow called Let's Make A Deal! The host was a white man w dark brown hair. It was fun to watch.
“Singing all the words to Golddigger.” Lol, had to start singing it in my head before realizing the hilarity
Ecstasy! The feeling you have when you learn Matt Gaetz career has imploded. Super creepy Gaetz
Matt Gaetz is the kinds guy you take home to Mama, if Mama is Ghislaine Maxwell
Good one! By the way,where is the Maxwell woman? Is she still in detention? That's a story that was pushed off....
As far as i know; Her bail was denied and she’s due to appear in federal court sometime this summer.
@@KarryKarryKarryI hope so
geez are you dumb I
Or if mama likes to beat the hell out of sex criminals.
Love that comment about Gaetz's and Ecstasy- The feeling you get when you hear bad news of Goetz's ha Hah Hah 🤗😂
"Imagine being the one white person Tucker Carlson will not defend"
"Let's Make A Douche".. Fantastic!!!!
Where’s Q-A-Non when it comes to a actual accused sex trafficker?
Stephen’s face looking like he could do a good job as The Joker if they rebooted Batman in the feel of the original show.
Anyone else find it interesting how Matt keeps bring up his recent engagement to the “love of his life”? I wonder if he popped the question after he became aware of the investigation..
Gaetz jokes never get old...just like his girlfriends.
you win the internet today 😂.
Boom.
Journalist: "Mr Gaetz, you are a big fan of 'Make America Great Again', in your opinion, when was the last time that America was truly great?" Matt Gaetz: "When she was 17."
Snap
Howl🤓
I roll my eyes usually with people's fascination with schadenfreude, but this is one case where I can absolutely say I'm experiencing it.
this is and the mega insurrectionist arrests too
💯 with you on this. C'mon, I'm only human 🥰
Gaetz became a hot topic on “Seeking Arraignments”
Missed you, Stephen! Hope you and your family had a wonderful Holiday!
Donnie was always trying to rack up 'Frequent Liar Points'... he now has enough for a free trip to prison!
By then he will need that free trip... cause he'll be flat broke!
@@redsable6119 Maybe Putin will loan him one of his jets?
Djt will be out here doing his financial thing as long as he wants. Dreams are free, so dream on. Hate to be a downer, but here a dollar bet that djt isn't going anywhere near the entrance to a "real jail." Not now, not ever. He'll just keep skithering along.
@@christinebenson518 and yet it was the bidens who made millions in Russia and China.
@@redsable6119 #Trump 2022
Now we know why Gaetz was outraged at Dr Zeuss books being withdrawn from sale. It means less books that he can read to his girlfriend.
Like " Hop on Pop".
Dr Seuss could've eaten an ounce of psychedelic mushrooms and not imagine his name being brought into a scandal involving a politician like Gaetz. Let's leave his name out of this. Please. Matt Gaetz can't be allowed to ride his coat tails any further.
@@fatfreddyscat5767 euuuuuwwwwww ( but hahaha)
Ouch. Drop the mic. You just won the internet sir. LOL
"Young Cat sat on the Matt".
I love hearing the crew laugh behind the scenes. XD
This was particularly solid. Y'all should give Stephen a vacation more often
I still love that Stephen was show T*ump's name on screen and doesn't do the impression anymore. Nice! That capital riot was the final straw for Stephen.
And millions of others!
Georgia governor: "You can't move the World Series! It'll hurt us financially!" Everyone else: "That's kind of the point!"
A Fox News reporter literally just asked Biden’s press secretary, “Is (Biden) worried the MLB move will hurt Georgia economically?” Um, duh.
@@keithe3227 lol real question is should Biden care? The answer is no.
Just to rub it in their faces, these companies should move their headquarters every time a state pulls these anti voting laws and just go to another state. As someone living in a state that's tryin to pass a similar law that Georgia made, I Am All for major corporations to leave my state if it'll get the lawmakers here to back off and not mess with our voting rights.
@@keithe3227 to which she replied: "He is, but he'll have forgotten in 5 minutes, right Fox?" Oh, no wait, the White House Press Secretary hasn't been a High Schooler since January 20th.
@@thePronto I guess snarly is no longer on the menu.
That mulch joke snuck up on me... kudos to whoever wrote that one.
Welcome back! I missed you. Could not WAIT to hear your take on Matt Gaetz . . .
I'm not gonna lie, getting the notification that your show was uploaded is something I've come to look forward to each weekday evening. Thanks, Stephen.
"None of those cats were 18" OMG I lost itt! hahah
In the Carlson clip, Did you notice that Pussy grabbing him by the neck?
That was some major reporting on Carlson's part. He was taking it up a notch.
OMG Colbert came in strong w this one lol. 5:30 had me dying lol 😂🤣🤣
BRAVO!! That joke should be showered with long stem roses and applause!!!
"Let's Make A Douche" made me laugh out loud! Give your writers a RAISE!!!!!
I'm sorry to interrupt the fun but I'm not English and I don't have the reference, could someone explain it to me please ? ^^'
@@emmateisseire1493 Let's Make A Deal is a famous tv show. He just substituted in a word that described Gaetz, even though it doesn't literally make sense as a show.
I used to watch "Let's Make A Douche". It used to be hosted by Paul Ryan.
not the apprentice?
Paul Ryan was cute... awful person and views, but cute.
@@christinebenson518 -- Oh, I'm so glad you made that confession. It makes me feel less weird in my former attraction to Eric Cantor. Something about the Shakespearean-villain quality of the guy made me weak at the knees.
That's precisely how he was able to land the job as host of the show. Good looks. Shitty personality.
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 kinda like you, maybe?
Creepy Colbert! Get the girls out of the set and the hell home s soon as the show is finished!
Seems like it's really hard to find a picture of Gaetz where he doesn't look like a Beaver trying to shift a girthy turd.
Those laughs in the background really make this segment 😂.
"Let's Make A Douche" had me howling.
The first time I’ve been blind sided by a joke. No set up. It was just THERE.
@Psych_ Truth Nope, laughing very loudly at how the right-wing keeps losing all the time.
I’ve been waiting for this episode when Colbert weighs in on Gaetz!
"Day drunk on Miller Lite's"
Gaetz: "Do I look like the kind of guy who needs to pay for sex?" Everyone: "Uh, yeah, you do!" Gaetz: "Whatever, I have a prom date to get ready for." Everyone: 😳😬
Where? At the Lincoln Memorial Elementary School?
Hey.. anyone notice the QAnon folks are reaaaaaal quiet nowadays? 🤔🤔
Lol those people are really being some cowardly pos. Please come back to reality regrettable exes and uncle dave's... You can still be happy and reasonable lol. I hope : )
Shhhh.
Idk even know who QAnon are
@@battlefront1524 Qanon is an online conspiracy theory that, thanks to its adaptability, functions much like a cult. Supporters believe Donald Trump is fighting a secret battle against a secret cabal of satanic child-slaughtering p*do politicians (the democrats, of course), and that the cryptic posts of an individual known only as Q, a government insider, are the only source of truth. Despite having absolutely no proof, the theory has spread rapidly online, radicalizing massive numbers of people. Thanks to the confusing and code-word filled nature of Q's posts (colloquially known as 'Q drops'), the conspiracy can be easily taken on by anyone on the republican side. Supporters are actively causing harm, such as posing domestic terror threats, hindering actual efforts to stop human trafficking with their insane ideas, and spreading their twisted ideology further. And their goal? An inevitable Trump-led execution of all their perceived enemies in a purging they call the storm. Since the conspiracy is so flexible and supporters spend so much time interacting on message boards (4chan, 8chan, 8kun) people can adopt other theories, adding them to their personal narrative. Their insane beliefs drive wedges between them and normal family members/friends, and thanks to the theory's loathing of the 'blue-pilled,' any attempt by a family to deprogram an affected member will almost certainly result in a falling out. There is a whole subreddit called Qanoncasulties filled with heartbreaking stories of ruined families and relationships. The identity of Q is still unknown. But it doesn't matter. To his followers, he is a force of justice. Q is whatever they want him to be. He's less of a person and more a pseudo-deity presiding over a group of cultists with an ever-fluctuating quasi-religion. Despite how much their narratives change, when any sane person tells them they are wrong, they call him/her a sheep. An unenlightened brainwashed fool. Because of the theory's cult-like nature, it is neigh-impossible to get through to those wrapped up in it. In conclusion, Qanon is an insane homegrown online terror cult that maintains a vice-like grip on the minds of its believers. Do not listen to, give a platform to, or tolerate Qultists to any degree. Do not allow them to spread on your watch, and do not believe them. To identify posts, look out for cryptic phrases with weird biblical overtones about some kind of reckoning as well as 'Q' and 'WWG1WGA' (Where we go one, we go all). Reject their demented poison, and remain a rational person.
Little wheels are spinning.
That cameraman in the background is having the time of his life
They've got to at least be up to Jim Crow Leopard! Unbelievably imaginative humor!
"Host of 'Let's Make a Douche'..." Best line of the monologue!
These past weeks without Stephen have felt like a covid month. 😭😍
Yes covid time is stretching each day into an eternity
Yes. It has been a rough month. Yeaaa! Stephen's back! 🎉🎂🎈🍹🎇 🍿✨
So true
He only works 4 days out of a week and then takes at least a week off almost every month.........At least when Johnny Carson started getting older and taking some time off, he would have guest hosts stand in for him. And he always did 5 shows a week. I remember watching him do a show on New Years Eve!!! These new young guys are spoiled!!!
@@LostintheTwilightZone I think it's the network for cost saving cause he only films 2 or 3 times a week. They did the same to Dave.
Its so nice to see you sir Colbert; vanquisher of sadness.
The GQPs silence on this is deafening.
Jim Crow Snow Leopard and I spit my drink everywhere.
Someone's going to jail... I don't fancy Gaetz's chances much. 😂😂
He is literally the guy Benson and Stabler goes after on "Law And Order: SVU".
He won't go to jail because law enforcement and the justice system are fucked in America.
@@moniqm3607 Canada... France... England... Russia... China... North Korea... Suck largely in many many ways. I don't like it : ( But it's not all bad so you hang in there : )
@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 France just sent their former president to jail. The French justice system is working just fine
Crossin fingers
"Oh,really?"😂🤣😅🤣
I love how Steven knows that's a lot. Lol
Nobody leans that far to the right like Matt Gaetz without hiding some serious skeletons in their closet. I'm just waiting for the Widow McConnell to be on TV going, "You know, I've always wondered about Mitch's collection of children's shoes."
And when Bill Hicks said that about Jessie Helms the GOP hadn't revealed themselves to be anything like the dead-eyed skinwalker obscenities that they've shown themselves to be now. Hell, they weren't even actively treasonous back then.
@@raggedcritical the best comedy is based on truth, after all.
Anyone else remember that Tuck-face called it cancel culture when an old clip of him defending pedophiles that marry their victims(referring to Warren Jeffs )...wonder why he is trying to distance himself from Matt Gaetz LOL Edited: as per the 2019 Wapo article about his "interviews" on Bubba the love sponge show from 2006-2011: "In the segments, Carlson suggested underage marriage is not as serious as forcible child rape, called rape shield laws “totally unfair” and once said he would “love” a scenario involving young girls sexually experimenting. He also described women as “extremely primitive,” and used words such as “pig” and the c-word."
O.M.G. Tucker defended Warren Jeffs?? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
He's even worse than I thought!!
I'm stealing " Tuckface " for my collection !
@@GrandmaCathy yes on a show called bubba the love sponge 🤮
way to go MLB! Thank you for setting an example.
Great segment! Thanks!
10:18 "If he needs a pick-me-up he'll have to ask Don Junior to share his supply of coke classic" - I'm dying from laughter! :D
"Who needs 3 ounces?" I do, Stephen🤣
I bet a whole lot of people raised their hands on that.
Yes, please! Lol
Let's make a douche .... LMFAO !!!! Would I be out of line if I said "starring his own parents?"
Great writing!
Didn't Matt Gaetz jokingly tweet that he wanted a GaetzGate, like a week before he got one? 🤣 Karma is so mean lol.
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If he wanted the title "GaetzGate", then I'm officially calling it "PizzaGaetz" from now on!
@@BoojumFed or HymenGaetz.
Don't you mean Nemesis?
I missed you Colbert! Thanks for the laughs!😂😂
Screamed when he said Kirkland airlines. As long as they have the good Prosecco I’m flying 🤣
OMG... I laughed so hard in so many places I was crying.
"Who needs 3 ounces?" Entire crew raises hands.
Hey, I know kyle!!!
I'm Dutch and have been smoking weed for way too long, but 3 ounces is ridiculous! 5 gram is the limit here to carry on your person, otherwise you are considered to be a (street-)dealer. 3 ounce is about 17 times as much xD
@@corbeau-_- step your game up bro
I was like wth that ain't enough, but I'll take it 🤣😂😂🤣😂
@@howardr5391 We are the game.... you late and try to compensate with 85.05 g 🤣?
She wasn't under age... The ID I sold her said she is 21.
Huh. I just hit fifty. Can I get one of those?
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Her name is McMinor
Great to see you Colbert
I'm betting the conspiracy theorists will have some wild story about how Matt is being painted as a scapegoat.
It was Antifa in a gaetz mask, that’ll be their story
It was Obama and Hillary in an Antifa mask with a gaetz gas mask, that'll be their story.
It was a Mexican immigrant who works in a Chinese pizza parlor who was hired by George Soros and AOC to sully drunk driver Matt Gaetz pristine image.. obviously.
Gaetz emails were all fake, and generated by Hillary Clinton's private servers
@@braize6279 Gaetz is a hologram created by Hillary Clinton's supercomputer AI email servers.
"Easter Bunny has left us baskets of his unfertilized chocolate children just like Jesus commanded." Killed me.
All the funnier knowing that Stephen is a devout catholic.
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please explain to me how that is remotley funny? you people are sick
What does that mean about Easter and chocolate children l don't understand
@@doloresabdelwahed9878 Rabbits are notoriously fertile, as in "breed like rabbits". The chocolate bunnies made by candy companies, and bought by the billions, find their way into Easter baskets given to kids. Also, drop turds all over the place.
the amount of SHADE thrown in this is amazing
@Psych_ Truth ...bogus? Interesting. How did you feel about your parents?
“Let’s make a douche!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Star of Let's Make a Douche !!! LOL LOL !!!