Trump Gives Himself "Honest Don" Nickname
Seth addresses Biden's $3.3 billion infrastructure project, Trump referring to himself as "Honest Don" and more in his monologue for Thursday, March 14, before taking a closer look at Trump's lawyers arguing that his classified documents case should be thrown out.
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Trump Gives Himself "Honest Don" Nickname - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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"I'm a little despot, tall but stout Here is my toupe, here is my pout. When i lose my money, then I shout: "Vladdy?, Elon? Help me out!"
Clever!
Dude! You just made me *literally* LOL !!! 😂🤣
How many times will he have to sing it for Bubba?
Absolutely brill!
🤣🤣🤣 well done
“Honest Don” and “Truth”Social 😂😂😂😂😂
He probably got his inspiration from the Soviet newspaper "Pravda", which when translated means "Truth".
The saddest thing is, tens of millions of people actually believe him.
@@macsmith2013 It's beyond sad. It's disturbing, disgusting and a sign of deep crisis in our nation when so many support such a loathsome demagogue, criminal and traitor.
@@surfwriter8461 Yeah. People often say Trump was the reason for all that, while I think he was only a catalyst for what was already underneath the surface, comparable to Germany in the 1930. Hitler didn't just snap his finger and made everyone a Nazi, this has been brewing since the end of WW1, Hitler gave it a face and an enemy to direct the latent anger at. We all know the rest.
Reminds me of 1984's the ministry of "love," which is what we can expect if he is elected again.
A candidate with 91 charges resulting in 4 indictments does not represent me. My country deserves better. No way defendant Trump gets my vote.
I guess that three of his charges will be dropped. TRUMP IS GUILTY OF ALL HE IS CHARGED WITH!
That’s called political persecution
@@Beatles__ No, it's called persuit of justice.
@@Beatles__Why is almost every witness in every case a republican who worked for him? He's honest and they're all compromised? Don't be naive.
@@Beatles__ we get it... you love rapists and traitors. So much in common?
Since when do former presidents get to "own" classified documents? And from under what rock does Trump find such crummy lawyers?
He thinks they're his. Even after all that time in office Donnie still thought being president meant he owned the country.
Since when ??? Since forever !!! It's just that Trumpy is the only one to figure that out. ((( him being smarter than all the other presidents ((( and selected tyrants ))) put together )))
Dishonest Don has a much better ring to it, and sticks better.
So be it ! Dishonest Donny Demento !
So good...
Need this out there
Don the Con has a nice ring. His cell mate Big Ethel says so.
Defendant don!
Dishonest Don waddled into a bar............ .........and lowered it 😂
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂
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@@RankinMsP Inmate P01135809 shuffled into a bar. He was carrying a duck under his right arm. The bartender: "Hey, you can't bring that pig with you in here." The inmate: "But it's not a pig, it's a duck." The bartender: "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
You dropped this... 🏆! 😂😂💯
@@Toywins Thank you. Been looking for it 😎👍
🤣I support the nickname with an addition: "Honest Don, the Lying Con"
😂
You need IS in there... Honest Don IS a lying con😂😂😂😂
I'll call him Dishonest Don, the fat orange con...
Honest, Don is a con.
So, Con Don is better don't you think?
A sickening and disgusting person is getting away with treason
did your therapist tell you to write that?
Because he filled the supreme court with traitors.
Dirty Don, the Russian con.😂
@@rancher12121Putin told you to write that phony question ...
Yeah ik and he is in office right now
“Many people are saying that Honest Don is the new Honest Abe. People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say ‘Sir!’” ….
I had to make up a name for Trump *I grew up in Queens* I call him in"fuhrer"ating!!!!
"Big people, strong people" 😂
It’s “a guy comes up to me, big guy, a tough guy, a strong guy, tears streaming down his face, and he says “Sir, thank you for what you’ve done…” Hmm, never once have we seen or heard from those “ big tough strong guys”…
Big men, strong men, like swashbuckling gentleman of yore! 🎉
@@marybell3013maybe Trump attracts the emotional bear types and doesn't realize they're coming on to him
Billionaires don't call themselves billionaires, geniuses don't call themselves geniuses, and honest people don't call themselves honest.
Billionaires definitely call themselves Billionaires, grow up.
@@xR0N1NxEven fake ones like "Honest Don"? 😂
People with something special or unique-ish about themselves usually learn VERY early on that the nail that sticks out gets hammered.
@xR0N1Nx grow up? Yes tRump grow up
@@xR0N1NxNot always, I have a mega rich friend that blends in with the crowd. Some wealthy people have learned that displaying their wealth makes them a target.
He stole Lincoln’s nickname! He can’t find anything original! Never again!
A lot like Intellectual property theft, something Don has in common with certain countries.
Never in the first place
Even "Make America Great Again" was stolen from Reagan.
More like Dishonest Don. It's catchier and much more accurate.
If "Trump's nickname, 6 letters, ends in ST" were on my crosswords, I'd say the missing letters would be RAPI.
I had to make up a name for him, since there wasn't one... In"fuhrer"ating"!
If it were 7 letters, it would definitely be FASCI…
Wow....the 3 comments above mine r GREAT🤔🤔🙂😂
Not forgetting RACI...
@@FullersDuckSometimes a crossword has two valid answers :)
shades of Nixon's "I am not a crook"
Along with Nixon's: "... when the president does it - it is not illegal..."!
When the former president says it, it's not a lie. UNLESS IT'S OBAMA OR CLINTON. Or George Bush if it's not nice to me.
@@wabbajack2I don't think anyone argues that presidents never lie. Bill Clinton lied under oath and deserved to go through impeachment. As a liberal I want our leaders to be held accountable. The amount of lying, under oath or otherwise, that Trump engaged in while in the office is unprecedented. Any responsible news report had to have a fact checker to point out and correct all of the lies he told.
One of the things they look at when giving you a Security Clearance is your financial background and I have known people who have had their TS/SCI revoked because of bankruptcy, they feel that it makes you vulnerable to blackmailing I can't imagine what a Security Risk and nightmare tRumps is
Presidents don't need to pass a security clearance because they are voted in. Loophole.
“Honest Don”? Seriously? That’s like calling Jeffery Dahmer “Chef Jeff”. Pathetic.
The brain/mind plus fear.
No, it’s not. Dahmer most likely had culinary expertise to justify ‚chef‘.
😅😂🤣
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
Are you Australian?
Don Corleone Trump for prison... 🍆🤪
@@australien6611 Why are you anonymous?
@@australien6611Speak Russian, alien?
@@australien6611 Are you Indonesian?
Don the Con suits him so much better.
He checks off every sign of being a sociopath. It is terrifying. Before anyone jumps on me, look it up.
You've got a stoner jackal here, and this correction is more about what the superintendent of the New Orleans Police department said. The mice may be eating the weed, but it's not likely getting them high. In order to get the "high" feeling from just eating the buds, it has to be decarboxylated. Its the process of activating the compounds in your cannabis, so you can feel those psychoactive feels. This process happens when you light the weed on fire and inhale the smoke. But in the case of being eaten, it would at least need to be baked in the oven at 220-240 degrees for 30-45 minutes first in order to cause any "high" feelings. The more you know 🌟
Exactly.
Do rats have the same digestive system as humans?
@@jrojala I don't think it really has anything to do with digestive systems. The cannabinoids are not active until they are decarbed, so they are simply not there to be absorbed. So no psychoactive feelings.
Watt??????? I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear.
Did you know that if you hold a banana to your ear you can hear a monkey say "Hello? Hello?"@@stephenkennedy8305
If anything these trials should be expedited BECAUSE he's running for president! The dates should be pushed up so we can conclude these trials before he can potentially become president.
Bingo!
Dishonest Don is the correct name 😂😂😂😂
Dumb Donny
Dishonest Donny Demento !
It’s been Don the Con for years. And he hates that name.
Diaper Don
That's like Dahmer calling himself Vegan Vick.
But his name was Jeffrey. Vegan Jeff.
😂
Dahmer caught eating a leg of man, ,"Oh my God! You're a cannibal! Dahmer: "I'm a vegan I'm just not very good at it." 😂
@@PhillipArthur-yn2ld He's a humanitarian.
Or hitler saying “peaceful aldolf”
Demanding “total impunity” for any/all lawbreaking is a hallmark of honesty…
funny this is when trump demands immunity he is arguing President Joe Biden has the legal right to order the killing of citizen donald trump. donnie t is very short sighted.
"Honest Don" sounds like something Don Corleone's publicist would invent.
The DONfather
For all we know, Vito Corleone WAS rather honest though.
How a man so flagrantly dishonest can dare to make that claim without a downright biblical response is a personal failing on all of us.
Do you remember where the torches and pitchforks are?
"The final key to the way I promote is bravado, I play to people's fantasies." "People may not always think big themselves, but they can get very excited by those who do." "That is why a little hyperbole never hurts." "People want to think that something is the biggest, the greatest and the most spectacular." Donald John Trump verbatim, 1987.
The definition of "hyperbole" according to Merriam Webster: Extravagant exaggerations (such as "mile-high ice-cream cones") Or in other words, blatant lies.
"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish." Proverbs 19:9 KJV
Dishonest Don stumbled into a bar.......... ..............and lowered it 😂
Didn’t Wally accidentally call this a couple months ago on A Closer Look, when he miswrote on a cue card: “Trump sold classified documents” instead of “Trump stole classified documents”? I guess Wally was really onto something…😮🤷🏾♂️😅
Wally is definitely underpaid
Also i really figured the lat/long reference would’ve been like 30 rock or a sub museum, but it’s legitimately between Russia and Alaska, so wouldn’t it be hilarious if you were really really close
Nicknames are given by others, not yourself. 😂
Don the Con is HONEST??? 😂😂😂☠️
Literally back pedals everytime a statement of his is later proven false “I’m totally honest, just let me know what you currently know so I can adjust my story”
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There's been plenty of times, he's doubled down, AFTER his statements were demonstratively proven false. He kind of infected a good portion of the party, he joined and effectively took over, to follow suit.
I’m wondering how his results would look like from a polygraph 😂
😂😂😂 Perhaps Former and President Biden should have a LIVE test😂😂😂@@griggbaylee5808
@@griggbaylee5808...CALL THE FIRE DEPT....the needle would jump off the machine and burst in2 flames😂😂😂🤪🤪
Dirty don is always on opposite day. It's his thing.
Dishonest Don has more of a ring to it. And has in its favor that it’s true.
and more alliterative.
To be fair to Anthony Pratt, he has already reported this information to authorities. It was all over the news last October. He also said that Trump had gleefully shared this information with at least 45 other people in the room.
Back home we actually did have an Honest Don's pawn shop lol
Marijuana Rats should be the next movie after Cocaine Bear for the Animals On Drugs Cinematic Universe.
Willard - 420
Lots of Manhattan pizza rat footage already.
Their munchies could be an issue.. hey.. that's the name for it "Munchies"
Love the line about seeing the new green frappucino on sidewalks Monday morning.
“Honest Don”??? Sure, and “Little John” was a tiny little fella.😂
"Honest Don"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't say "Honest Don" while I'm drinking pop, dammit. Now I've got foam in my nostrils.
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U said pop man it's crazy how in Texas it's coke Cali it's soda Midwest pop. I'm Appalachian born and bred and pop stuck here too. . . idk I'm bored man I'm sitting here coffee one hand blunt other and watching my man here .. hope u have a nice day.
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Lying in your own nickname... now that's the Don we know and despise.
My family calls him "the fecal matter"
The late Honest Ed Mirvish is a legend in Toronto. He was the long-time owner of a huge discount department store through which many of us less-affluent folk could furnish our kitchens and wardrobes. He is also the emblem of Toronto's theatre scene, financing the creation of theatres and acting troupes. An exception to your "Honest" nickname rule. (Yes, you could consider this a polite #correction, and I'd be honoured to be numbered among your jackals.)
Corrections must live on.
New Orleans rats pull a heist? Against the cops?!? WHILE HIGH?!?!?!?!?! There you go, Pixar. Your next musical hit's scene is set!
Pixar doesn't make musicals
@@shigekaxPixar says, "Hold my beer."
Yes, they do. One opened in Paris last year.@@shigekax
@@jamesrowden303 Paris is fake Source : i'm french
@@shigekaxhe said 'musical hit', ie: music. Yes they make music.
It’s like the guy on the bowling team they call Tiny. Is he ever tiny? No. Come on down today to Honest Don’s Payday Loans! Lowest interest rates this side of Detroit! We can’t be done with this guy soon enough.
In Seattle years ago there was shop named "Reasonably Honest Dave's Used Appliances".
😂Seriously?!?!
I miss listening to A Prairie Home Companion on the radio here in Australia about Ralph’s Pretty Good Grocery and the good people of Lake Wobegon, Minnesota.
HonestDon=OXYMORON
Just = moron I reckon!
Someone really made use of the writers' strike with major impressions camp training 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Honest Don" about as believable as a cheap knock off Rolex
We made a pie for Pi Day - but we couldn't divide it equally. 😂
Don the Con, more like
Yes, he has been known as "Don the Con" since at least the 80's.
A 'Ho Nest', sure.. but 'Honest'? Nawwwww.
Please @ me that way you can live up to that user name.
Great come back....ho nest....😂😂😂😅😅😅🤤🤤🤤😵💫😵💫
Wasn't that a private island owned by one of his former buddies?
Bernie and "I don't like the tapping sound!!" got me
Diaper Don is the one that sticks
Trump’s sudden support for TikTok isn’t “bad advice from somebody”, it’s “good money from TikTok’s backers”.
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Funnily enough, I think I know how much. Support like that would put you back around $83.5 million, give or take. The CCP knows a bargain when they see it. $84 mil for a potential world leader?
But tik tok is a Chinese company its no surprise he backs them. The yellow horde supports him!! Along with the red menace. Xi and Putzin are his "butt buddies"! 😳 their always slammin each other, in the biblical sense they knew each other!!
He literally met with a major investor days before.
Mnuchin...
I just call him Dip$#!+ Don; I like the alliteration.
Demented Don, Rambling Donald, Toddler Don, Tantrum Don. I prefer these far more.
Diaper Don
Cocktail Weiner 45...
Honest Don is the name of a car salesman that sells you a car that's falling apart and has stolen organs in the trunk
Honest Don. He has such a great sense of humor! I mean, body odor!
Trump, the King of Oxymorons
Or just morons
And King of the Morons.😂
The King of Debt 😂
King of Oxys and Morons
No need for the Oxy!
You had me at 'telegraph' 😂
I don't understand how Congress has the power to force any foreign company to sell anything to anybody?
They most likely don't actually.
They could force as in saying you can't do business in the USA unless you sell.
the u.s. government does this all the time. usually it's the executive branch, but pursuant to an act of congress. google the committee on foreign investment in the united states.
Got to chuckle when the flying Donald flew in for bacon
Big window 🤗
I love that Seth's Nic Cage impression is an impression of Andy's impression
Correct!!
That pi joke was 10/10! Took me an extra second to get it but very well done!
New Yorkers have called him "Don the Con" for decades.
Honest Don must be the funniest thing I have heard this decade
Arch enemy of Lyin' Abe
I stick with Dementia Don
So what happened to all the boxes he put on his plane?
I know it was a joke but 'Honest Ed' was a genuinely good guy. He ran a department store in Toronto for 400 years, gave away millions of dollars in food over the years, free turkeys at thanksgiving and christmas.
“Honest Don” lmao
One of my neighbors is out on the sidewalk at 2 AM Pacific Time shouting drunkenly "Trump is getting his job back in November!" This is the neighbor who also goes around taunting our Black neighbors with the N-word, and yells about people changing her DNA.
Shows how crazy and brainwashed and hateful trumpers can be
Typical American ten.
She sounds delightful.
Nice neighbourhood. Let’s compare notes; where I live, the neighbours look out for each other. We put the next door garbage cans away when we return our own. We cut each others grass if needed, shovel snow in winter. Last year I had 21 grocery bags of fresh produce delivered to me (free). This is the ultimate in “community.” Ain’t ‘Murica grand?
@@jansilverthorn777sounds like a commune.
Honest Don… that’s ******* hilarious
So he wants to be called by his mafia name now. Thats probably the most honest thing he has said hahahaha
If you want to know if a man is honest, ask him. If he says "yes" then you know he's lying.
Who answers No?
No real estate salesman is honest
My mom was - she did "OK", and was definitely the exception. I'm a consultant for clients buying real estate (among other things), the realtors do not like seeing me there.
I wish Seth would have been standing in the background of that picture of the constitution signing with that awkward expression he had a few weeks ago. 😂
That is a VERY passable “Cliffy” impression!! Well done!
The very idea that Spirit airlines has snacks and hot towels is laughable.
i can’t believe we just smashed a monologue AND a closer look all in one… 😁
"Honest Don" ? 🤣🤣 Like calling the biggest kid in school "Tiny"
This king of debt and corruption is "Honest Don"? LOL 😅🤣😂
Honest Don is definitely a Little John style nickname.
1:20 putting gold in the cracks is *kintsugi*
I once knew a Mechanic that we would call "Honest Dave". I wouldn't let him work on my car unless I was there, and I bought most of the parts.
Seth is brilliant! Always a guarantee for a laugh 🤣
He needs to hold the bar to prevent tipping over.
No, he's just trying to lower it.
He looks like a toddler in his playpen 😂
Is there any consecutive three words ever out of honest Dons mouth that hasn’t been a lie? Like ever?
"I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters". There's a rare gem that reveals what he really thinks. Surrounded by lies so the people he's referring to don't realize how much he's playing them.
At some point, all his "motions filed" should be considered *"obstruction".*
Honest Don is going to be the funniest guy in prison! 😜
Please keep doing Corrections. All your stuff is awesome, Corrections though is the best
Unfortunately, I'm forced to acknowledge the fact that Cliff Clavin would have been at the Capitol on the 6th.
That's hilarious.
Would the post office have given him the day off??
Dishonest Don is far more accurate. Such an easy fix.
The sub is right off the coast of Kamchatka (near Katyrka), if anyone was wondering...
Honest Don.. is one of those ironic names like the 6'6" guy they call tiny.. Even in his campaign ad.. he struggles to say.. HUMBLY.. like it hurts his big-a-brain to even say it. And I love he us such a narcissist, that his lawyers 100% tell him he doesn't have the authority to declassify nor are they "his".. and he's like "No, hey don't be rude.. you work for me, and that our defense, because its the truth!"
Dumpy was selling Fake Shoes
Fake shoes to stomp on "fake news" on very real phone screens. Gold is better as a decorative trim not the whole item. Those shoes wouldn't even look cool on a snowman. If your shoes look like the foil wrappers from fundraiser chocolates please try different shoes.
Clown shoes.
Looks like a pair of banged up gym shoes colored in by a kid with a gold glitter pen 😂
Now that Brian Butler's information has become public, my question is, since the FBI has had this information for a while...Did they issue a search warrant for the plane? Haven't heard anything about that. Or delve deeper and investigate the flight log during that period of time? Since the defendant has shown himself to be not so bright when covering up his alleged crimes, it's a pretty safe assumption that the boxes are still in the plane. Just a thought.
The graphics department has been killing it lately!
Isn't that a used car salesman name?
A snake oil salesmen.
His next business venture, "Honest Don's Used Cars". A step up from his usual activities.
He should be called Inmate #02357.😂😂😂
I love the utter ridiculousness (and sheer impossibility!), of having to go to the toilet, 3.14 times :D