Dave Allen - "Teaching Your Kid Time" - '93 - stereo HQ

2009 ж. 4 Қаз.
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A classic standup bit from the veteran comic. After 35 years, his timing and delivery were perfect. Watch a master at work...

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  • The absolute master of observational comedy. Genius is an overused word, but he was one.

    @kingcurry6594@kingcurry65947 ай бұрын
  • With all the repeats on TV why has Dave Allan's shows not been repeated. Pure genius😄

    @theresakielt6391@theresakielt6391 Жыл бұрын
    • he didn't want that

      @evenbiggerthanthat@evenbiggerthanthatАй бұрын
  • "and the third hand is the second hand." I CANT THIS IS GOLD

    @madongseoksbiceps@madongseoksbiceps4 жыл бұрын
    • Out of something so simple he made absolute comedy genius!!!😄😝😁😀😅😂🤣😆 Now that one is five!!!

      @wolftal1178@wolftal11782 жыл бұрын
    • Just brilliant.

      @danw1374@danw13742 жыл бұрын
    • i realize it's kinda randomly asking but does anyone know of a good place to watch newly released movies online?

      @arielfernando3916@arielfernando39162 жыл бұрын
    • @@arielfernando3916 no idea sorry. Maybe 123 movies???

      @wolftal1178@wolftal11782 жыл бұрын
  • The way he constructed his jokes was pure genius.

    @daidesign121@daidesign12110 жыл бұрын
    • 👍

      @fatafaelasuf8281@fatafaelasuf82812 жыл бұрын
    • Yes pure genius !

      @earnestthompson5136@earnestthompson51362 жыл бұрын
  • Comedy Gold the way Dave goes between adult and child in this sketch is outstanding.

    @mightyquinnproductions8672@mightyquinnproductions867210 ай бұрын
  • Dave was well ahead of his time. A comedy genuis. Rip Dave very sadly missed

    @happyfeet4506@happyfeet45062 жыл бұрын
    • He was of his time. It was the golden era of comedy.

      @asensibleyoungman2978@asensibleyoungman29782 жыл бұрын
    • Ahead of his TIME.😂😂

      @chitpaul@chitpaul Жыл бұрын
  • This is probably the best DA sketch ever, absolutely fine tuned for total frustration and confusion. Truly a master at work. Miss him even decades later.

    @kidcharlemagne7238@kidcharlemagne72387 жыл бұрын
    • I had never heard of him until a day or so ago. Absolutely brilliant humor, plus it has stood the test of time. Thank you for these uploads.

      @janejayne8152@janejayne81522 жыл бұрын
    • I grew up watching Dave Allen. 🤣🤣🤣

      @chistkachistka6014@chistkachistka60142 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, phenomenally funny, but do watch his sketch on air travel if you haven't seen it. It's just brilliant too.

      @williamgibson189@williamgibson189Ай бұрын
  • The way he voices the innocent child is masterful :O

    @GreenskinHolland@GreenskinHolland6 жыл бұрын
    • No it isn't

      @dereksmallsuk@dereksmallsuk4 жыл бұрын
    • No one to touch him now,Example Jimmy Pleb Carr what a load of crap meat

      @alfching2499@alfching24993 жыл бұрын
    • @@alfching2499 Aye right fucking ALF

      @dereksmallsuk@dereksmallsuk3 жыл бұрын
    • @@dereksmallsuk r/woooosh

      @nondescripthandle212@nondescripthandle2123 жыл бұрын
    • @@nondescripthandle212 hey can you please keep your stinky, overused, typical redditor caca on reddit and not plague the rest of the internet please. thanks :)

      @bababhoams968@bababhoams9683 жыл бұрын
  • As a primary school teacher I can relate to this so much!!! 🤣Teaching time is so difficult.

    @chloeleanne9644@chloeleanne96445 жыл бұрын
    • Kids only want to know one time... Home time ;-)

      @somethingelse4878@somethingelse48783 жыл бұрын
    • 👍 it is so difficult - they need to know fractions and 5 times tables

      @susansmith4784@susansmith47842 жыл бұрын
    • I'm glad someone is doing it! There are high school students who are unable to read a classroom clock today.

      @carmium@carmium2 жыл бұрын
    • Couldn’t agree more!

      @pearljam619@pearljam619 Жыл бұрын
    • Now is the only real moment, we are magic in creating arts & skills. kind regards Leg-ends

      @ordinarybear7037@ordinarybear7037 Жыл бұрын
  • Me and my dad (I’m now over 45) watched this when it first come out and I have never seen him laugh so hard, before or since. Dave Allen was superb. His bit on the car following him is just as funny.

    @stuartcronin2557@stuartcronin25573 жыл бұрын
    • Ah I love this. You and your aul lad have good taste.

      @DJSouths1@DJSouths14 ай бұрын
  • the 100 people who disliked this clip can't tell the time

    @sarek204@sarek2046 жыл бұрын
    • Can't follow a joke.

      @anthonywhelan5419@anthonywhelan54195 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @lucilleleclaire3831@lucilleleclaire38314 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely timeless😂😂😂 Dave Allen is truly missed

      @staciimrie3848@staciimrie38484 жыл бұрын
    • No they just hit the wrong button with their fat hands!

      @georgejacob3162@georgejacob31624 жыл бұрын
  • I watched these with my parents, I think it was Saturday night viewing. Not only has this stood the test of time, but it is clean funny comedy unlike so much comedy today. Like a lot of people here I watched this when it was new on 1 of 3 channels, so much simpler back then.

    @grahamstretch6863@grahamstretch68632 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂The genius that is Dave Allen...forever missed

    @redbaron6305@redbaron63054 жыл бұрын
  • The most genius sketch ever at illustrating both the absurdities of the English language, and understanding and relating so lovingly to the mind of any young child. I wish I was a child of Ireland in many ways - they just seem to 'get it' all so well and have a laugh at the same time..

    @angge4261@angge42612 жыл бұрын
  • This one of my favourites.Always makes me laugh.Loved it the first time round.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @carolinefinley5632@carolinefinley56325 ай бұрын
  • Absolute gold. Really feel like Dave Allen is super underrated.

    @DJSouths1@DJSouths14 ай бұрын
  • "If someone asked you what time it was and you didn't know you would feel stupid!" "Well why doesn't he feel stupid? He doesn't know the time either." Hilarious, and a typical answer you would get too! xD

    @WeatherWatcher-mu7th@WeatherWatcher-mu7th4 жыл бұрын
  • i am in my 50s and can remember my father teaching me to tell the time. We also made a cardboard clock together. NICE memory

    @jessiejames7492@jessiejames74929 жыл бұрын
  • The best comedian ive ever heard.

    @stephenholmes1036@stephenholmes103610 ай бұрын
  • One of my all time favourite comedy bits. I used to. Watch dave allen on BBC with my parents We'd all be laughing so hard

    @robertcreighton4635@robertcreighton46356 жыл бұрын
  • Such a well written, and then well delivered skit. This kind of skill is underestimated.

    @Showmetheevidence-@Showmetheevidence-5 жыл бұрын
  • Pure genius. Sadly missed. Could watch him all the time. Brilliant man and always makes me laugh. Wish they would show this in the TV.

    @nicholaswarner6291@nicholaswarner62916 жыл бұрын
  • Dave Allen was my fathers first cousin, he was a brilliant comedian

    @suecarrigan4765@suecarrigan47655 жыл бұрын
    • your father too?

      @mizofan@mizofan4 жыл бұрын
    • where your father from???

      @seanbonella@seanbonella3 жыл бұрын
  • One of the best sketches ever written, delivered by one of my favourite comedians. I have seen this so many time but I still cannot help doubling with laughter.

    @Theagchm@Theagchm7 жыл бұрын
    • My little boy has problem reading books even though he managed to graduate from pre-school. The trainer sensed concerns that he might be able to enroll grade and advised to hold him back. But I didn’t stop trying right until I discovered this particular *4ChildrenReading. Com* a reading guidebook. His own reading abilities are excellent for the 1st grade student and also his development definitely surprised the trainer. She also stated the story to other people.

      @lisayoung9858@lisayoung98583 жыл бұрын
  • "..the third hand is the second hand" - everyone knows where it's going! LOL! Fan-bloody-tastic! I love that he's actually saying that it's not that easy for kids to learn how to tell the time on an analogue clock...and it isn't!

    @LJY08@LJY086 жыл бұрын
  • You can't make this stuff up, seriously... RIP Dave allen.

    @zed_infinity@zed_infinity6 жыл бұрын
  • It's been 50years since I saw this crowded into a tv room at boarding school and I can still laugh to my hearts content. I believe I and many others miss that kind of highly intelligent humor. I

    @terrasiho5606@terrasiho56063 жыл бұрын
  • I just lost it when he said that the third hand is the second hand, that had me in stitches. One of the greatest laughs I have had in quite some time. :D

    @WeatherWatcher-mu7th@WeatherWatcher-mu7th4 жыл бұрын
  • I remember watching this with my parents when I was a teenager. We were all in stitches. It was the first time I'd ever seen Dave Allen.

    @chriswilson1853@chriswilson18534 жыл бұрын
  • Officially he is my favourite comedian ever. No other comedian will ever be get even hundred and thousands miles close to this guy. What a genius.

    @hiteshgujarathi4636@hiteshgujarathi46362 жыл бұрын
  • I will never get tired of watching this sketch, it is effortlessly funny. Love it sm.

    @gabrielarojas1474@gabrielarojas1474 Жыл бұрын
  • Hours, not ours. Brilliant. Amazing that even one of us did understood the clock then, hearing this.

    @nikkisweets4005@nikkisweets40057 жыл бұрын
    • "Yes, because it is silent." "I don't know" 😂😂😂😂😂

      @s.shivam99@s.shivam992 жыл бұрын
    • It's like like words 'Minute' and 'My nyoot'. (The second spelling I did to clarify the different pronunciation) Both words are actually spelt the same. I can understand why non English speaking people find our language confusing!

      @danw1374@danw13742 жыл бұрын
  • Unbelievable ! I adore it ! The marvelousness of the English language !

    @edunomro@edunomro4 жыл бұрын
  • Total genius, absolute classic

    @kevinbarnett2355@kevinbarnett23552 жыл бұрын
  • Hilarious. Dave can make something as simple as telling the time so funny.

    @philomenapeterson1790@philomenapeterson17904 жыл бұрын
  • I can't watch him without thinking of my, (late), father. He was a devoted fan of Dave Allen and whenever he was on TV we kids would have to sit in absolute silence in case we made a noise and he missed any of the jokes. Having to hold a cushion to our mouths for fear of laughing was no joke. " Thank you, good night and may your God go with you ".

    @popazz1@popazz16 жыл бұрын
  • I don't think i have ever heard of this man before. But I just rolled on the floor from laughing so hard. I loved it.

    @kamoonrathewolfgod9189@kamoonrathewolfgod91895 жыл бұрын
  • Still one of my all-time favorite stand-up bits ever. Pure brilliance of cerebral comedy.

    @Cruxvae@Cruxvae4 жыл бұрын
  • The man was a real comedy genius

    @spence7ty6@spence7ty67 жыл бұрын
  • The most intelligent comedy ever God rest you sir!

    @eega100@eega1006 жыл бұрын
  • He was a comedy Legend. A good Irish Comedian. RIP Dave Allen😭

    @johnmurphy7224@johnmurphy72245 жыл бұрын
  • Man I miss the era when Dave Allen At Large was tops. I remember being a kid still going to primary school & watching his BBC show on a Sunday night when & I shudda been in bed. On Monday, us kids who were able to stay up to watch him couldn't wait to tell our classmates about his mad cap comedy sketches. Being a through Irishman he never took his background serious, his piss-take on religion, sex, & everyday life was hilarious. Another great comedian sorely missed in this time of mediocrity.

    @emmams5@emmams512 жыл бұрын
  • TOTALLY ! TOTALLY!!! BRILLANT ! BRILLANT !! R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . MISSED GREATLY !! FROM U.K.(2021).

    @pmajudge@pmajudge2 жыл бұрын
  • Pure genius. Dave you are sadly missed. A true comic God!

    @martyncullen3783@martyncullen37834 жыл бұрын
  • Angels are laughing till tears fall from there eyes, thanks for making alot of people happy.

    @5554132@555413213 жыл бұрын
  • Priceless. Will always love him.

    @christineparsons9631@christineparsons96317 жыл бұрын
  • Out of the mouths of babes! Bless! ❤

    @elisabethj.v.beardsell9853@elisabethj.v.beardsell98534 ай бұрын
  • I've only heard of him this morning, and he's already in my top 3 comedians list!

    @JoeTrickey@JoeTrickey11 жыл бұрын
  • Right up there with 'Who's on first'. Comic genius.

    @d.e.b.b5788@d.e.b.b57884 жыл бұрын
  • This guy is brilliant.

    @arthurgrigoropoulos9874@arthurgrigoropoulos98747 жыл бұрын
    • Arthur Grigoropoulos not funny

      @jamescarr4662@jamescarr46626 жыл бұрын
  • My dad's favourite comedian. I injured my leg laughing so much at one of his live gigs in Melbourne back in he 80's. The injury to the leg? An irish tragedy: I kicked it up in a fit of laughter so hard at Dave's antics, that my shin caught the sharp cast iron base of the seat in front of me- causing me to laugh and cry at the same time.

    @antonofaolain7366@antonofaolain73668 жыл бұрын
    • I was laughing so hard at a show of his back int the 80's, my side hurt for 2 days afterwards. The greatest comedian I have ever seen!

      @davidmeakin2610@davidmeakin26104 жыл бұрын
    • 😃😃 oh dear!

      @Mortthemoose@Mortthemoose3 жыл бұрын
    • I would of loved to see that.. laughing at your pain and agony along with Dave Allen would be money well spent.. 👍😂

      @andrewjames9151@andrewjames91512 жыл бұрын
    • Sorry 😂😂😂

      @whu58@whu58 Жыл бұрын
  • Very few comedians can bring their chemistry to the stage, and make their formula work.

    @MySpace662@MySpace6625 жыл бұрын
  • A master class in comedic timing and delivery and so very funny. What a guy......sadly missed.

    @billygoat726@billygoat72611 жыл бұрын
  • A grand master ... truely missed

    @1PaulG1@1PaulG17 жыл бұрын
  • Had me laughing out loud. Got to be one of the funniest jokes told by one of the funniest men ever ;)

    @marksawyer3876@marksawyer38769 жыл бұрын
  • A perfect example of comedy, absolutely flawless both in verbage and delivery.

    @aisddd1996@aisddd19967 ай бұрын
  • ...the third hand is the second... Absolute masterpiece

    @sulze77@sulze775 ай бұрын
  • I watched this when it came out when i was a boy. It is still really hilarious now. Fantastic man Dave Allen.

    @richardoverton2392@richardoverton23923 жыл бұрын
  • I was to young to appreciate him in the 70s but now I'm older, what a legend. How come 4 dislikes, are you mad.

    @aloisiusj@aloisiusj11 жыл бұрын
    • Catholics

      @williammcguinness6664@williammcguinness66642 жыл бұрын
  • one of the best irish comics ever and this must be the best dave allen did

    @mattb4795@mattb479510 жыл бұрын
    • One of the best comics ever!

      @philipwatling@philipwatling9 жыл бұрын
    • Never mind Best Irish just one of the best ever

      @deegee7945@deegee79453 жыл бұрын
  • Brilliant stuff from a truly great comedian, sadly missed. Modern comics could learn a lot from this man. He only swears for emphasis and when he does he uses it like a verbal grenade........

    @pauldeakin5332@pauldeakin533210 жыл бұрын
    • As you say Brilliant stuff,this really is comedy at its best,what i don"t understand is that i have got the Best of Dave Allan on DVD but for some weird reason it don"t have this sketch included on it,yet it has to be among the best he done!

      @andysmith4351@andysmith435110 жыл бұрын
    • @@andysmith4351 The Best of Dave Allen DVD is a BBC Production from 70s/80s - this series was from Carlton for ITV in 1993

      @7Network@7Network7 ай бұрын
  • He is the best. All 3 hands down.🤣

    @kamleshelect1985@kamleshelect19854 жыл бұрын
  • This man is absolute genius British humour at its finest can't get enough of it.

    @elizaf743@elizaf7436 жыл бұрын
    • Eh sorry but he wasn't British in any way.

      @murpho999@murpho9996 жыл бұрын
    • Irish

      @lncran@lncran5 жыл бұрын
    • I'm Irish Catholic with Irish parents. British and Irish humour have their intersectional points. Dubliners receive British broadcasts and vice versa on Britain's west. Much of it is similar and loved in both islands.

      @anthonywhelan5419@anthonywhelan54195 жыл бұрын
    • @@anthonywhelan5419 Still doesn't mean that Dave Allen or his humour was British. and what has catholic got to with it?

      @murpho999@murpho9993 жыл бұрын
  • Strangely enough, it was a Spaniard who had lived in Sweden for years, now back in Spain, who brought Dave Allen up in the conversation at lunch today - gracias Roman!

    @brendaholt3564@brendaholt35647 жыл бұрын
  • Have to agree,"His timing and delivery were perfect".

    @johndoyle4723@johndoyle47234 жыл бұрын
  • I miss him.

    @nchia@nchia6 жыл бұрын
  • How on earth did this genius comic remember his script? Even I couldn't keep up and I wasn't trying 'live on stage'!

    @carlturner67@carlturner675 жыл бұрын
  • Found this today as a 27 year old and it's hilarious. Genius 😂

    @HallaYourself@HallaYourself2 жыл бұрын
  • Pure genius!

    @Hovverdrums@Hovverdrums10 жыл бұрын
  • I've always got time for Dave Allen!

    @georgejacob3162@georgejacob31624 жыл бұрын
  • Masterful!!! King of Comedy!!!

    @pucahorse@pucahorse8 жыл бұрын
  • how do I watch it again and again and laugh again and again

    @ooloncolluphid9975@ooloncolluphid99752 жыл бұрын
  • I used to watch \at Large when I was much much younger. Always liked his material, the Two Ronnies, and of course Benny Hill.

    @assemblyguy@assemblyguy8 жыл бұрын
    • canada mann Jasper Carrott Stuff also brilliant observation-comedy at it's best, his 'car insurance claim-forms ' absurdities of how we completely lose it' absolutely brilliant!

      @miami83lion@miami83lion6 жыл бұрын
    • I'll give you everyone else, but Benny Hill - you can't be serious.

      @ianmacfarlane1241@ianmacfarlane12414 жыл бұрын
  • Rest In Everlasting Peace Dave Allen comedy genius 🕊️🙏🤍🇮🇪💯

    @christinamcilwaine350@christinamcilwaine35010 ай бұрын
  • Anybody who is currently on here and loves this guy as much as me watch BBC2 tonight Dave Allen night.Saturday TV suddenly is worth watching.Words can't express this man's ability to have u in stitches talking about life

    @keithrich8373@keithrich83733 жыл бұрын
  • My generation grew up with Dave Allen so all you young ones out there might not be able to read a clock but you should now understand the meaning of the generation gap, yes?

    @techo61@techo6120 күн бұрын
  • have got to show this to my adult children and my grandchildren.. happy days watching Dave..

    @woffwoff9939@woffwoff99399 жыл бұрын
  • greatest comedian ever genius. x r.I.p.

    @sharoncains6595@sharoncains65956 жыл бұрын
  • How I loved him, the best of the best, I liked other comedians but Dave was top of the tree. His jokes about shall we say the Vatican just thinking about them make me laugh. A true genius and so sadly missed.

    @TheReginagiovanna@TheReginagiovanna7 ай бұрын
  • Dave Allen is the greatest comedian of all time, period. Never noticed his left finger until now. God bless him.

    @oluwaseunajia@oluwaseunajia2 жыл бұрын
  • I had scene this video manyyy years ago and had forgitten the title. I was seriching the video now which various titles and finally, oh my goodness, finally I got it. I m soo glad. , (2021)

    @roshminath8691@roshminath86913 жыл бұрын
  • He's hilarious!

    @christinebrassey7877@christinebrassey787723 күн бұрын
  • Master comedian and Raconteur extraordinaire. This sketch had me in tears of laughter. Took me some time - the fat hand moved a little - to recover.

    @Jaydcoke@Jaydcoke5 жыл бұрын
  • Use to love watching his shows. So good to see them on KZhead.

    @craigbrand712@craigbrand7122 жыл бұрын
  • I have a 9 year old girl and a 6 year old boy and I have just been taught a valuable lesson! There's a man that went "all the way!"!

    @lallyoisin@lallyoisin4 жыл бұрын
  • just brilliant and one of the best

    @viramati5831@viramati58316 жыл бұрын
  • My parents gave up trying to teach me how to tell the time on a standard clock and bought me a digital watch. 😂 My brother told me to watch "Playschool" which was for nursery aged kids and I learned to tell the time on a standard clock. I was 10 years old at the time. 😂

    @samanthahardy9903@samanthahardy99033 ай бұрын
  • I watched Dave Allen at large in Canada when I was growing up in the '70s and it always felt like a guilty pleasure even though I was only 8 years old but I love this guy

    @reversefulfillment9189@reversefulfillment9189 Жыл бұрын
  • Brilliant love this because its so true Dave was a legend and one off rip dave

    @jamiegoddard693@jamiegoddard6936 жыл бұрын
  • One of my all time favourite comedians ever! Simply brilliant and one of those people you wish had never died so he could just continue to entertain.

    @leewalters6467@leewalters64674 жыл бұрын
  • 22 years later and still funny!!

    @sysiphuscorinth@sysiphuscorinth9 жыл бұрын
    • Ronan FitzGerald: 24 & still funny. 👌

      @TheWorldsMoralMiddleFinger@TheWorldsMoralMiddleFinger6 жыл бұрын
    • Actually, it's 25 years 🗓⌚

      @ElvarMasson@ElvarMasson5 жыл бұрын
    • 26 years and hilarious..

      @jacksonirving4594@jacksonirving45944 жыл бұрын
    • 27 years later and it's not only funny but it's true.

      @hiteshgujarathi4636@hiteshgujarathi46362 жыл бұрын
    • He was a very clever and funny man. His comedy was top class.

      @carolodell6145@carolodell61452 жыл бұрын
  • I saw him do this routine at Albert Theatre and it’s still as funny now as then Got the privilege of cabbing both him and his family just before he died And he still was up to his comedic Best even then Miss him Great comic

    @xxbeastplayzxx2258@xxbeastplayzxx22586 жыл бұрын
  • Simply brilliant

    @Phantom-hy2ix@Phantom-hy2ix7 жыл бұрын
  • I don't know why this video appeared in my homepage today, but I don't regret watching it. Hilarious!

    @V1C.T0R@V1C.T0R4 жыл бұрын
  • Dave Allen, my all time favourite comedian.

    @adamwuksta3255@adamwuksta32554 жыл бұрын
  • 😅😂 Brilliant, bloody Brilliant!

    @josejose2001@josejose20014 ай бұрын
  • Hahaha. I used to love this man. He even lost me for a bit. Hahaha. he was so clever. And so straight faced. Loved him.

    @maeterith1984@maeterith19842 жыл бұрын
  • I remember trying to teach my daughter the time.. I was even getting myself confused lol

    @petejones879@petejones8799 ай бұрын
  • The last guys post says it all. How can anyone not find this classic clip funny. GENIUS!!

    @pauliebumbum@pauliebumbum6 жыл бұрын
  • I have seen this several times before, but it doesn't seem to matter... I laughed so much my jaw is hurting :D

    @philipwatling@philipwatling9 жыл бұрын
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