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Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1

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Statistics And Teenagers

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  • Dave Allen wasn't merely a great comedian, he was also a fantastic storyteller.

    @thefurrybastard1964@thefurrybastard19648 ай бұрын

    • And observant, truely one of Best, Best comedians

      @malgorzataciemiecka3949@malgorzataciemiecka39494 ай бұрын

  • My late Dad and I always watched Dave Allen and Benny Hill faithfully each Sunday night. Sure could use both of them now!

    @allenlovell1604@allenlovell16042 жыл бұрын

    • Same here buddy/ they were ahead of there time.. the best! Today's comics are mostly commercial an not honest like legend dave 🤝

      @jameshickey1294@jameshickey1294 Жыл бұрын

    • Bunny Hill?

      @adrianhowell968@adrianhowell9685 ай бұрын

  • Wow, I'm 63 and have just watched the first sketch and can't stop watching. 😊

    @terrihartbarger@terrihartbarger7 ай бұрын

  • RIP Dave even though you did not believe in God hope your in heaven speaking to Elvis, and listening to him sing!!

    @seamuslannon6972@seamuslannon69722 жыл бұрын

  • The Late, Great, Dave Allen - a Stand-up comedian who told his best jokes sitting down.

    @johnwilson5637@johnwilson5637 Жыл бұрын

  • I ❤️ him so much. If I’m a bit down, I put him on and laugh so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Simply the best👍

    @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

  • I was a young child watching this back home . He is still one of the greatest.

    @paulcashin5705@paulcashin57053 жыл бұрын

  • The master at work!. Brilliant stuff. Never forgotten.

    @martyncullen3783@martyncullen37833 жыл бұрын

  • The best of the 70s comedy ♥️

    @donnablackman3954@donnablackman39542 жыл бұрын

  • Very clever man. Natural genius.

    @kenhooker4879@kenhooker48793 жыл бұрын

  • Always said the Irish and the English are THE best comedians in the world, but Dave Allen is definitely from another galaxy! Simply outstanding!

    @tonybletas930@tonybletas9305 жыл бұрын

    • English? Errrrmmm....nope

      @ancientanomalies@ancientanomalies10 ай бұрын

    • He had the best of both worlds, he was a fantastic comedian *_and_* an amazing storyteller.

      @thefurrybastard1964@thefurrybastard19648 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ancientanomalieserrrmmm YEP!

      @markhill9275@markhill92757 ай бұрын

    • Why not the welsh?think again about that please

      @adrianhowell968@adrianhowell9685 ай бұрын

  • A true comic genius with class!

    @katiesethna@katiesethna4 жыл бұрын

  • Love Dave Allen

    @maninderkaur2779@maninderkaur27792 жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant ! He had any audience in the palm of his hand ,interesting refreshing serious but in total command! His storeys were absolutely famous so was Dave Allen a top class bloke and artist thanx 4 giving me this reminder of how clever and talented he was😂😂😂

    @johnmyers8493@johnmyers84933 жыл бұрын

  • The greatest stand up comedian of all time.

    @themanftheworld8439@themanftheworld84394 жыл бұрын

  • So horrible that he is gone now.

    @kmjeffels@kmjeffels3 жыл бұрын

  • Dave Allen God Bless you were so funny watching you on KZhead has been keeping me sane during a nasty respiratory tract illness

    @Dil-fr3wh@Dil-fr3whАй бұрын

  • Legend genius- said it loads dave allen was way ahead of his clock-- amazing man!

    @jameshickey1294@jameshickey1294 Жыл бұрын

  • Genius!!! Just, Genius!!!

    @k75760@k757603 жыл бұрын

  • Rest In Everlasting Peace Dave Allen comedy genius 🇮🇪 🤣 ⭐ 🕊️ 🕯️ 🤍 🕊️🕊️🕊️

    @christinamcilwaine350@christinamcilwaine35010 ай бұрын

  • An absolute genius and doesnt resort to the use of foul language to get people to laugh. R I P Dave Allen. A legend gone but not forgotten

    @steinwaygrande9736@steinwaygrande97366 жыл бұрын

    • That is such a misconception of Dave, he was the first to swear on TV the first to say fuck the first to really challenge religion and this skit ( unlike the ultra trendy so called university alternative comedians of the time) to really talk about sex in this way. the man was a trail blazer.

      @finnmacool9542@finnmacool95426 жыл бұрын

    • One of a kind and sure missed !

      @GrrMeister@GrrMeister5 жыл бұрын

    • He was a well known “blue” comedian he was the first person I ever heard swear on tv

      @valley_robot@valley_robot5 жыл бұрын

    • im 3 mins in and he already said bastard and what the fuck. not complaining though I agree he's one of the masters

      @MarshallLore@MarshallLore4 жыл бұрын

    • Remember me and my mom in tears, and my dad just looking at us. That's suppose to be funny his eyes said 😋

      @TrickOrRetreat@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын

  • A comic genius! I miss him. RIP, Dave Allen.

    @davidmichaud6922@davidmichaud692210 жыл бұрын

    • I would have loved to have Dave Allen as my dear father ☺️

      @shirleygirling8390@shirleygirling83904 жыл бұрын

    • @@shirleygirling8390 Are you stoned ?

      @eduardspanjer7043@eduardspanjer70433 жыл бұрын

    • *Father Son and Into the hole he goes.*

      @user-nu6wy2ls9f@user-nu6wy2ls9f Жыл бұрын

  • Genius! R.I.P💙

    @gloriawheatley-holder7080@gloriawheatley-holder70804 жыл бұрын

  • I grew up with Dave Allen and loved him I did not how ahead of his time he was superb

    @alonzomosley7@alonzomosley77 жыл бұрын

  • An Oasis of comedy genius in the mad crazy world we live in

    @redbaron6305@redbaron63054 жыл бұрын

  • Clever guy with perfect comic timing!

    @jonathanwills5002@jonathanwills500210 жыл бұрын

    • Jonathan Wills and

      @sallycorden3215@sallycorden32156 жыл бұрын

    • yeah comic timing is spot on

      @keeloraz9452@keeloraz94525 жыл бұрын

  • thank you mister you tube for bringing british genius to us the rest of the world ....

    @jeantours9641@jeantours96414 жыл бұрын

    • He was Irish

      @olwenloud9704@olwenloud97042 жыл бұрын

  • These are never long enough!

    @marknew3@marknew35 жыл бұрын

  • love dave rip

    @ruthecker399@ruthecker3995 ай бұрын

  • This man was so wicked!😅

    @qpr543@qpr543 Жыл бұрын

  • I will miss this man tremendously God rest him

    @joannablazier8742@joannablazier87424 жыл бұрын

    • Funny that he made so much fun of the God you envoke.

      @Traitorman.14.3@Traitorman.14.33 жыл бұрын

  • GENIUS!

    @andyemerson3718@andyemerson37184 жыл бұрын

  • He was one of my favorites too still is

    @pamrush5078@pamrush50784 жыл бұрын

  • I've now got jaw-ache and a headache from screaming with laughter for 10 minutes, nearly wetting myself, with tears streaming down my face.

    @CathyKitson@CathyKitson6 жыл бұрын

    • Ok, but what do you think about this clip?!

      @deputyvanhalen6386@deputyvanhalen63864 жыл бұрын

    • @@deputyvanhalen6386 😆🤣😆😆😆

      @CathyKitson@CathyKitson9 ай бұрын

  • Happiest days of my life.

    @MM0SDK@MM0SDK8 жыл бұрын

    • I lived for his next show each week. Me and my mom in tears 😂 best of memories

      @TrickOrRetreat@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын

  • miss him

    @57chevy350@57chevy3506 жыл бұрын

  • Goodbye Dave. May my God go with you

    @aayoutbe2825@aayoutbe28254 жыл бұрын

    • God has created everyone and all creation out of love...so who am i not to love you/it all ?

      @aayoutbe2825@aayoutbe28254 жыл бұрын

  • The best stand up ive ever seen

    @stephenholmes1036@stephenholmes103610 ай бұрын

  • I'm an Aussie and this guy was way before my time, but my Aunty and Uncle loved him, so now I do. I'm kind of proud of the fact that he got his start in Australia, we've got our piece of the wonderful Dave Allen, we gave him his start...I reckon that's kind of cool xx oo

    @LJY08@LJY086 жыл бұрын

    • Ditto 👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

      @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

  • R.I.P dave allen he was soooooo funny

    @kerry9506@kerry95067 жыл бұрын

  • love this wonderful man heaps of laughter growing up thankyou

    @leereadman9940@leereadman99407 жыл бұрын

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray Why would a TV comedian teach anyone punctuation? (With the exception of his/her own kids, perhaps)

      @cpharris41@cpharris415 жыл бұрын

  • Funniest man that ever lived 😂😂❤️

    @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

  • Sadly missed, thank God for video recordings

    @bikerbisht110@bikerbisht1108 жыл бұрын

    • 👍 indeed 😋

      @TrickOrRetreat@TrickOrRetreat4 жыл бұрын

    • I don't think David would thank God but I appreciate the sentiment!

      @pushyred@pushyred4 жыл бұрын

    • @@pushyred thank god I am an atheist 😂

      @hiteshgujarathi4636@hiteshgujarathi46362 жыл бұрын

  • Allen, Carlin and Connolly ...my favorites

    @jonjones971@jonjones9716 жыл бұрын

    • Jon Jones nail on the head there

      @ceannscriteach81@ceannscriteach815 жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely amazing. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    @erkjadrek28@erkjadrek2811 ай бұрын

  • A wonderful funny man sadly missed xxx

    @clarealbury1161@clarealbury11612 жыл бұрын

  • Ifthkar ali in 70 s I naver miss his show he is best I cant stop LAUGHING

    @ifthkarali4180@ifthkarali41804 жыл бұрын

  • One of the greatest . Rest easy sir .

    @paulcashin5705@paulcashin57058 ай бұрын

  • You were great Dave your jokes were so funny your missed

    @achilleslaststand7832@achilleslaststand78324 жыл бұрын

  • A complete genius

    @Jammer858@Jammer8586 жыл бұрын

    • Dave Allen, actor, comedian, documentary filmmaker.

      @mpdalyful1@mpdalyful14 жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant

    @martyspicsuk2639@martyspicsuk26395 жыл бұрын

  • so charming to hear the audience still embarrassed by some things he mentions...

    @MelliaBoomBot@MelliaBoomBot6 жыл бұрын

  • great comedian

    @gregmiller3323@gregmiller33234 жыл бұрын

  • He was controversial and GREAT

    @coletteannemaud1340@coletteannemaud13404 жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant comedian!

    @jamiebray320@jamiebray3205 жыл бұрын

  • dave allen reading edgar allen poe would have been a sight to see

    @manchesterblue2007@manchesterblue20075 жыл бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂I’ve played this so much and still cracks me up ❤️❤️ love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

  • such a genius

    @UnchartedWorlds@UnchartedWorlds6 жыл бұрын

  • My dad loved Dave Allen and he saw him live when he toured new Zealand in the early 80s

    @pamrush5078@pamrush50784 жыл бұрын

  • he was the best,

    @maureenreeves4934@maureenreeves49342 жыл бұрын

  • I admire more dead celebrities than living. Death won't be disappointing.

    @anthonydavis4829@anthonydavis48294 жыл бұрын

  • i miss this mn

    @budway1942@budway19429 ай бұрын

  • OMG!! Thank you so much for these uploads!!

    @hallets1956@hallets19566 жыл бұрын

  • 👍🎭❤️☘️🍀☘️🌏❤️🎭🙋‍♀️ A beautiful Irish man ☘️🍀☘️❤️

    @shirleygirling8390@shirleygirling83904 жыл бұрын

  • I adore him❤️😂😂😂😂😂

    @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын

  • The original and the best

    @blodwyndavies6395@blodwyndavies63956 жыл бұрын

    • Ever heard of gearge Carlin

      @madbear3512@madbear35125 жыл бұрын

    • @@madbear3512 Carlin was too obnoxious to be honest.

      @call_me_stan5887@call_me_stan58874 жыл бұрын

  • When he starts talking about liposuction, the first person that came to mind was Adele! 😆😆

    @nutster9000@nutster90002 жыл бұрын

  • Best to ever do it

    @harryhasbeard8666@harryhasbeard86664 жыл бұрын

  • Awesome funny guy

    @richardraesr3482@richardraesr348210 жыл бұрын

  • Watch old Dave, the god of comedy !!! But never forget Monty Python !!!

    @ivanbuljanvanboelken4676@ivanbuljanvanboelken46765 жыл бұрын

    • Or the Goon Show

      @Traitorman.14.3@Traitorman.14.33 жыл бұрын

    • I would say Pete & Dud.......

      @juttaweise@juttaweise2 жыл бұрын

  • Very funny man..........

    @mkfloyd9131@mkfloyd91316 жыл бұрын

  • "the fart that you fart is a fart that you've taken in", that's absolutely correct. I've proved it. . I've written a python program that runs on a raspberry pi that sits there with me on the plane and sniffs farts and it calculated that 10% of my fart was recorded as a previously captured ambient airborne fart (on journeys over 5K miles and absorbed into the bloodstream and released from the blood through the walls of the small intestine to a gaseous state again) In other words, part of MY fart is another passengers fart. The fecal matter particulate is more than enough to infect you with, for example norovirus (the two bucket disease). An extensive (27 month, 347,000 mile airtrip) research confirmed for me that the safest way to fly and stay uncontanimated by your fellow passengers is to carry on with you your own oxygen tank and to sleep for as much of this journey as possible, prolonging your supply of oxygen with your lowered metabolic rate. A 25Kg tank should get you to NY, but ONLY if everyone stays calm and doesn't alter it's course as often happens when British flyers start demanding stuff....

    @johnc3403@johnc34034 жыл бұрын

  • I've literally only just realised Mr Allen was minus half a finger.

    @garyfrench6536@garyfrench65363 жыл бұрын

  • Genius for me he’s very close to the legend that is Jim Davidson

    @Michael-rs8fr@Michael-rs8fr Жыл бұрын

  • I wonder what word was cut out when he was talking about keeping smokers off the road.

    @cubeyuk@cubeyuk4 жыл бұрын

  • I hear nothing about teens in the statistics routine, thank heavens.

    @donfox1036@donfox10364 жыл бұрын

  • No canned laughter here

    @eamonnleyden7040@eamonnleyden70404 жыл бұрын

  • Someone please send it to the Kardashians

    @hiteshgujarathi4636@hiteshgujarathi46362 жыл бұрын

  • "A HYPODERMIC SYRINGE?!" the way he said it.

    @spuppet4582@spuppet4582 Жыл бұрын

  • Legend

    @redbaron6305@redbaron63054 жыл бұрын

  • funny observations

    @Happybugs@Happybugs11 жыл бұрын

  • Holy... Apologies for the double comment, but towards the end of this clip, that little black and white graphic showed up to signal a commercial break. I had completely forgot that even was a thing! O_O

    @muninraven3327@muninraven33276 жыл бұрын

  • he has never failed to have me in the aisle and still does. but he possibly wouldn't get past the PC mob today.

    @sanddune1383@sanddune13837 жыл бұрын

    • Sod the pc brigade Dave Allen comic genius

      @ukovertkill@ukovertkill4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ukovertkill Hear hear the greatest stand comedian ever

      @garyhunt764@garyhunt7644 жыл бұрын

    • I love Allen but he’s tame compared to the current top shelf comics. The idea of “getting passed the ‘PC mob’” is nonsense.

      @capnmo6718@capnmo67184 жыл бұрын

    • @@capnmo6718 tame? Being wild doesn't make you better. You need skill and talent to be good. Being an overperforming, wild idiot doesn't make you funny. Dave Allen was a genius and not a idiot. He knew how to perform..

      @stuartbritton7408@stuartbritton74084 жыл бұрын

  • OMG he is so funny.😂😂😂

    @CATSFOREVER308@CATSFOREVER3087 ай бұрын

  • A decent 3-6% of my general interest in KZhead should purely be based on watching old clips of Dave Allen. And yet it isn't. I'm such a twot! :(

    @muninraven3327@muninraven33276 жыл бұрын

  • CLASS👍

    @johnmacpherson9629@johnmacpherson96294 жыл бұрын

  • the last one i was drinking milk and i think i just broke my monitor

    @adrianlee2753@adrianlee27536 жыл бұрын

    • The one and only comedian for me

      @vdkandreeandre9199@vdkandreeandre91994 жыл бұрын

    • It was coffee for me.

      @simonesmit6708@simonesmit67084 жыл бұрын

  • Mein Gott! Dave Allen with gray hair. OH! Looking below it appears that he died.

    @johnleach7879@johnleach78795 жыл бұрын

  • He is the best comedian ever one in a billion Jgd the yogi Raj

    @michaelramesar4946@michaelramesar49462 жыл бұрын

  • It's me eating all your chocolate,sorry.

    @hazelholmshaw9415@hazelholmshaw94152 жыл бұрын

  • Bril!. Nuff said!. 🤣

    @robleary3353@robleary335311 ай бұрын

  • what's interesting is how much dave lost his irish accent over the years, a bit of english in it, but almost american sounding at this point.

    @tomitstube@tomitstube8 жыл бұрын

    • Also gave up his traditional smoking too..

      @colleenjanehepburn3808@colleenjanehepburn38083 жыл бұрын

  • Andrew puchina

    @williamjamespatton1800@williamjamespatton18002 жыл бұрын

  • oooohhhhhhhyes

    @glen6945@glen69455 жыл бұрын

  • Back when had a sense of humour

    @rjpender2269@rjpender2269Ай бұрын

  • dave did 4 shows at this time...can anybody tell me where I can get these please

    @boxingfit@boxingfit10 жыл бұрын

    • Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 1 Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 2 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Statistics And Teenagers - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Driving - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen Driving - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 2

      @84RobThe@84RobThe10 жыл бұрын

    • 84RobThe thank you so much :O)

      @boxingfit@boxingfit10 жыл бұрын

    • boxingfit c

      @patriciafrawley6445@patriciafrawley64457 жыл бұрын

  • Haha

    @jeamoah3917@jeamoah39174 жыл бұрын

  • What happened to the teenagers?

    @JJBushfan@JJBushfan4 жыл бұрын

  • énorme !

    @marysepradet6162@marysepradet6162 Жыл бұрын

    • No sorry.

      @swimdeep189@swimdeep189 Жыл бұрын

  • STOP IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @jenniferwells9032@jenniferwells9032 Жыл бұрын
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