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Skyblock: Potato War 2

Technoblade
2020 ж. 6 Нау.
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i just really like potatoes
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  • "you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing

    @jarofslime37@jarofslime373 жыл бұрын

    • ?

      @lizdramalada2446@lizdramalada24463 жыл бұрын

    • you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.

      @ortrieur6948@ortrieur69483 жыл бұрын

    • @@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect

      @owenthompson8879@owenthompson88793 жыл бұрын

    • @@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺

      @lizdramalada2446@lizdramalada24463 жыл бұрын

    • @@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH

      @lizdramalada2446@lizdramalada24463 жыл бұрын

  • "This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    @belgiumballd5098@belgiumballd50983 жыл бұрын

    • illness*

      @NiikoKnacko@NiikoKnacko3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NiikoKnacko shut*

      @a10goesbrrt28@a10goesbrrt283 жыл бұрын

    • @@NiikoKnacko who actually cares

      @vhgghmaavuy9559@vhgghmaavuy95593 жыл бұрын

    • Thousandth like lol

      @omnomaurora5310@omnomaurora53103 жыл бұрын

    • @@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do

      @laisha2235@laisha22353 жыл бұрын

  • "This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

    @derekgless1266@derekgless12669 ай бұрын

    • unless its to cancer

      @Whetfaartz1@Whetfaartz1Ай бұрын

    • @@Whetfaartz1bro…..

      @danieljones6812@danieljones6812Ай бұрын

    • @@Whetfaartz1get ratioed

      @michelleoxford332@michelleoxford33224 күн бұрын

    • @@Whetfaartz1 the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss

      @the_frick@the_frick14 күн бұрын

  • I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

    @TheForkRebel@TheForkRebel Жыл бұрын

    • true

      @ikusA74@ikusA7410 ай бұрын

    • Facts

      @Boxygirl96@Boxygirl9610 ай бұрын

    • I want to now how he reacted to his death

      @amaz7763@amaz77639 ай бұрын

    • @@amaz7763 good spelling

      @AltMoose112@AltMoose1129 ай бұрын

    • @@amaz7763same

      @adamgoyne@adamgoyne9 ай бұрын

  • When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

    @lucanichilo5324@lucanichilo53243 жыл бұрын

    • It's sad because I liked that series

      @cy5434@cy54343 жыл бұрын

    • He has three minecrafts

      @bladderstone69@bladderstone693 жыл бұрын

    • @peroh I know, I just want more episodes

      @cy5434@cy54343 жыл бұрын

    • And he still conquered the earth

      @avalonqt6285@avalonqt62853 жыл бұрын

    • You forgot a dance after distraction

      @catidiot2417@catidiot24173 жыл бұрын

  • "Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

    @vinsio1712@vinsio17123 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @arandomperson7141@arandomperson71413 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @foodisyes5925@foodisyes59253 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @n8than1014@n8than10143 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @pandibear8911@pandibear89113 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @blob7800@blob78003 жыл бұрын

  • 1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

    @Boxygirl96@Boxygirl96 Жыл бұрын

    • Dats cool

      @Rocktherock5475@Rocktherock5475 Жыл бұрын

    • This man was a master of disguise

      @playgroundsinc@playgroundsinc Жыл бұрын

    • “Dirt apples” lmao funny name

      @thesnackthatsmilesback6408@thesnackthatsmilesback64082 ай бұрын

    • o7

      @jacksonbaye7920@jacksonbaye7920Ай бұрын

    • In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)

      @Alex-ge5gt@Alex-ge5gtАй бұрын

  • 10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war

    @ApplePi3.1415@ApplePi3.1415 Жыл бұрын

  • 10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.

    @robertdolcetti450@robertdolcetti4504 жыл бұрын

    • This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question

      @ladder3257@ladder32574 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @TY_2020@TY_20204 жыл бұрын

    • @@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.

      @robertdolcetti450@robertdolcetti4504 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @sneeze4483@sneeze44834 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @emdies-mds4957@emdies-mds49574 жыл бұрын

  • The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)

    @connorc3060@connorc30603 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit that is a good easter egg

      @dr.pokemon1463@dr.pokemon14633 жыл бұрын

    • This is why i love technoblade

      @cooleKinder@cooleKinder3 жыл бұрын

    • Time stamp?

      @darkinators@darkinators3 жыл бұрын

    • @@darkinators read my comment again.

      @connorc3060@connorc30603 жыл бұрын

    • I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10

      @rag.animations@rag.animations3 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?

    @lilbluridinghood6296@lilbluridinghood6296 Жыл бұрын

    • im irish and i would say absoulutly

      @Sirbearsy@Sirbearsy Жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @jordanesamuda@jordanesamuda Жыл бұрын

    • As an Irish person, I can confirm he was an Irish potato farmer.

      @Herobrinegrn1@Herobrinegrn1 Жыл бұрын

    • Defo

      @roisin9161@roisin9161 Жыл бұрын

    • Maybe he will be now

      @DingoDongo09@DingoDongo09 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

    @tackk6529@tackk65292 ай бұрын

  • squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h

    @mrzombie2953@mrzombie29534 жыл бұрын

    • just 0 mercy

      @tulnukas2000@tulnukas20004 жыл бұрын

    • Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*

      @fantasticphil3863@fantasticphil38634 жыл бұрын

    • Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..

      @mastertm1590@mastertm15904 жыл бұрын

    • @@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet

      @ckingpro@ckingpro4 жыл бұрын

    • CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️

      @fantasticphil3863@fantasticphil38634 жыл бұрын

  • Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.

    @joemoe3547@joemoe35473 жыл бұрын

    • lots of people are talking about it

      @somemagellanic@somemagellanic3 жыл бұрын

    • @@somemagellanic he's stupid bruh

      @mayoraldrinzon4847@mayoraldrinzon48473 жыл бұрын

    • @@mayoraldrinzon4847 no u

      @rekt307@rekt3073 жыл бұрын

    • @@rekt307 no u

      @mayoraldrinzon4847@mayoraldrinzon48473 жыл бұрын

    • What is it called?

      @GamingWithJumbo@GamingWithJumbo3 жыл бұрын

  • Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos. I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain

    @ShadowFred386@ShadowFred386 Жыл бұрын

    • Had this on in the background while working on a final project today. It helped me power through the final stretch so much.

      @dovahkiin53839@dovahkiin53839 Жыл бұрын

    • I can't believe it's been two full years man,

      @conormaccarthy249@conormaccarthy249 Жыл бұрын

    • Pogging through the pain, me and you brother. I'm also sick and Techno always makes me smile, even through bad times. If he won a ridiculously difficult in game war against another player, I can surely as hell get out of this sickness

      @nyom6378@nyom6378 Жыл бұрын

    • yeah I’ve been having shitass cramps today and after watching his videos they mostly went away

      @kamooza8345@kamooza8345 Жыл бұрын

    • @ShadowFred386 Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

      @zacharynguyen7286@zacharynguyen72866 ай бұрын

  • I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it

    @TheWoov@TheWoov Жыл бұрын

  • When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

    @ricemessiah8500@ricemessiah85003 жыл бұрын

    • Your pfp It terrifies me

      @NafeeGaming@NafeeGaming3 жыл бұрын

    • TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....

      @pb_x@pb_x3 жыл бұрын

    • @@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?

      @randomname2726@randomname27263 жыл бұрын

    • TheRedGuyYT Oh god, why’d you point it out??

      @Lavantte@Lavantte3 жыл бұрын

    • @@pb_x sauce? For research purpose

      @rofirofi112@rofirofi1123 жыл бұрын

  • "Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.

    @eventidess@eventidess4 жыл бұрын

    • OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents Except he has an explanation to his genius

      @fernando4959@fernando49594 жыл бұрын

    • So who is going to the anime of technoblade

      @aaronrosales8274@aaronrosales82744 жыл бұрын

    • Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull

      @Bezimienny420@Bezimienny4204 жыл бұрын

    • Light Yagami

      @zed538@zed5384 жыл бұрын

    • Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”

      @sethakins4029@sethakins40294 жыл бұрын

  • This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!

    @AlliumBlade_@AlliumBlade_ Жыл бұрын

    • @Obl1vous i know right? i can’t seem to deal with strong emotions without turning them into a joke-

      @AlliumBlade_@AlliumBlade_ Жыл бұрын

    • @Obl1vous you, my friend, are a true fan.

      @AlliumBlade_@AlliumBlade_ Жыл бұрын

    • @Farexa neeeeeeeeeerd he only got 500 million potatoes! What a loser hah 👈🤣 -a huge fan

      @flamingpaxtsc@flamingpaxtsc10 ай бұрын

  • Rewatching it over and over. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

    @striker915@striker915 Жыл бұрын

    • We all are

      @user-em2xl4tf7v@user-em2xl4tf7v Жыл бұрын

    • I'm watching this on a school night at 3 am

      @Death5659@Death5659 Жыл бұрын

    • same here

      @sansdj6718@sansdj6718 Жыл бұрын

    • Yet he did

      @macduck3781@macduck3781 Жыл бұрын

    • BLASPHEMY!! Technoblade Never dies!

      @googlyeyedwatputty8889@googlyeyedwatputty8889 Жыл бұрын

  • He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!

    @vladgor4099@vladgor40993 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @thesaroscycle_archive@thesaroscycle_archive3 жыл бұрын

    • Techno is truly the ultimate life form

      @hiddenalien@hiddenalien3 жыл бұрын

    • HiddenAlien Two year olds:iS tHaT a JOjO ReFErEnCE!?!?

      @Dinonuggie399@Dinonuggie3993 жыл бұрын

    • boi

      @mtdeeley@mtdeeley3 жыл бұрын

    • His goals are beyond your understanding

      @lunarskys2645@lunarskys26453 жыл бұрын

  • 13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade

    @JWinterFoxYT@JWinterFoxYT4 жыл бұрын

    • truly motivational

      @Pixci@Pixci4 жыл бұрын

    • Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos

      @Aaron-mb5be@Aaron-mb5be4 жыл бұрын

    • Ora ora ora!

      @wellifailed392@wellifailed3924 жыл бұрын

    • Ok

      @squash6840@squash68404 жыл бұрын

    • Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.

      @JullianPlays@JullianPlays4 жыл бұрын

  • The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.

    @jacobtrz7115@jacobtrz711510 ай бұрын

  • after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name

    @Cosmonaut775@Cosmonaut775 Жыл бұрын

    • the only reason why i would learn french

      @Hans-ht2ft@Hans-ht2ft Жыл бұрын

    • Can you explain it please?

      @muhammaddarrenputra6389@muhammaddarrenputra6389 Жыл бұрын

    • @@muhammaddarrenputra6389 his alt's name is "pommesdeterre" which is "potato" (pommes de terre) in French.

      @nd0887@nd0887 Жыл бұрын

    • Me who is alredy french :troll:

      @bulgroz7634@bulgroz7634 Жыл бұрын

    • That is an extremely long word for potato

      @xaiverbres7335@xaiverbres7335 Жыл бұрын

  • Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*

    @cyrodiin@cyrodiin3 жыл бұрын

    • Apex reference

      @kevinDEgamer112@kevinDEgamer1123 жыл бұрын

    • Actually Techno is potatoes

      @canthispotatoget10ksubs97@canthispotatoget10ksubs973 жыл бұрын

    • True.

      @ApppleeSnappplee@ApppleeSnappplee3 жыл бұрын

    • Batman

      @sienna3793@sienna37933 жыл бұрын

    • xd

      @user-os7kz3jy5c@user-os7kz3jy5c3 жыл бұрын

  • "This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)

    @caffeineaddict5455@caffeineaddict54554 жыл бұрын

    • hahaha so funny

      @idiol9039@idiol90394 жыл бұрын

    • .... Dedication... or insanity.

      @nspark2913@nspark29134 жыл бұрын

    • N Spark29 both

      @grey9916@grey99164 жыл бұрын

    • True

      @charlietube365@charlietube3654 жыл бұрын

    • worst part is we got no clue if he was serious

      @greyw0lv@greyw0lv4 жыл бұрын

  • Long Live The Potato King

    @ericbiver2988@ericbiver2988 Жыл бұрын

    • o7

      @rebelsoldier6133@rebelsoldier6133 Жыл бұрын

  • Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.

    @juliocesarsumoza900@juliocesarsumoza900Ай бұрын

  • Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*

    @rosemary8020@rosemary80203 жыл бұрын

    • Its the golden age of their lives.

      @DebsStuffs@DebsStuffs3 жыл бұрын

    • Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)

      @Wandejcjdn@Wandejcjdn3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!

      @rosemary8020@rosemary80203 жыл бұрын

    • @@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!

      @GumSkyloard@GumSkyloard3 жыл бұрын

    • @@GumSkyloard Thank you :o

      @rosemary8020@rosemary80203 жыл бұрын

  • I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier

    @rozari@rozari4 жыл бұрын

    • I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes

      @AlexAndLilChompa@AlexAndLilChompa4 жыл бұрын

    • I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

      @tylerkennedy8931@tylerkennedy89314 жыл бұрын

    • Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time

      @Fizz-Q@Fizz-Q4 жыл бұрын

    • So controversial yet so true.

      @subwaykitty683@subwaykitty6834 жыл бұрын

    • Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.

      @wesleybarton3423@wesleybarton34234 жыл бұрын

  • “Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno

    @LukeHartman-nd1gy@LukeHartman-nd1gy8 ай бұрын

  • After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE

    @abhijaywarrier5237@abhijaywarrier5237 Жыл бұрын

    • Early reply

      @somerandomdudewhoplaygames@somerandomdudewhoplaygames Жыл бұрын

    • Early reply

      @danisnotreal@danisnotreal9 ай бұрын

    • Potato trilogy is timeless

      @helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp@helphelphelphelpmehelphelphelp4 ай бұрын

  • I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).

    @tenniscrabs@tenniscrabs3 жыл бұрын

    • le epic

      @DebsStuffs@DebsStuffs3 жыл бұрын

    • Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual

      @OliveTreesa@OliveTreesa3 жыл бұрын

    • apple of *earth*

      @ren6737@ren67373 жыл бұрын

    • Wow

      @ReaganK333@ReaganK3333 жыл бұрын

    • i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo

      @blueninjagaming148@blueninjagaming1483 жыл бұрын

  • Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy

    @crystallxix1493@crystallxix14933 жыл бұрын

    • Wait...🤭🤔

      @so6748@so67483 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmmmm

      @MrLrebelo1@MrLrebelo13 жыл бұрын

    • @Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!

      @crystallxix1493@crystallxix14933 жыл бұрын

    • @@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG

      @ryderkyt24hoursago28@ryderkyt24hoursago283 жыл бұрын

    • He probably has most hours in skyblock

      @evil6175@evil61753 жыл бұрын

  • “this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED

    @kazewz@kazewz8 ай бұрын

  • This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.

    @moozebugz1583@moozebugz1583 Жыл бұрын

  • “This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

    @queenchaosyet@queenchaosyet4 жыл бұрын

    • Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato

      @giankromer5264@giankromer52644 жыл бұрын

    • This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND

      @mrpizzacat8273@mrpizzacat82734 жыл бұрын

    • My fav part of the vid

      @makszupanec2944@makszupanec29444 жыл бұрын

    • this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0

      @kyohomemess1393@kyohomemess13934 жыл бұрын

    • maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?

      @queenchaosyet@queenchaosyet4 жыл бұрын

  • The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then

    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын

    • 1 day ago 14likes, Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.

      @failboat2863@failboat28633 жыл бұрын

    • technoblade is solving famines with slavery

      @br3adm0ld@br3adm0ld3 жыл бұрын

    • true

      @ditzelanimations5205@ditzelanimations52053 жыл бұрын

    • Yayyyyyy or here

      @whospari@whospari3 жыл бұрын

    • Here too...

      @kylegersava9506@kylegersava95063 жыл бұрын

  • "Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war

    @Larouin@Larouin Жыл бұрын

  • I just need to watch this one more time

    @jonashalama6487@jonashalama648728 күн бұрын

  • Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.

    @gullerodjensen6926@gullerodjensen69264 жыл бұрын

    • idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there

      @user-qu5bj6ee3o@user-qu5bj6ee3o4 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,

      @kaydenwry6776@kaydenwry67764 жыл бұрын

    • Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo

      @coffeebean2291@coffeebean22914 жыл бұрын

    • And getting views and money out of it.

      @daridon2483@daridon24834 жыл бұрын

    • yes,

      @harvey4125@harvey41254 жыл бұрын

  • "I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" thank you technoblade

    @Fin_Ale@Fin_Ale4 жыл бұрын

    • ,very cool

      @kaydenwry6776@kaydenwry67764 жыл бұрын

    • Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?

      @catp6405@catp64054 жыл бұрын

    • @@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...

      @AOZ.@AOZ.4 жыл бұрын

    • @@AOZ. shhhh

      @Mushbeary@Mushbeary4 жыл бұрын

    • That smart lol

      @Ccc32800@Ccc328004 жыл бұрын

  • Happy Birthday, Technoblade

    @titaniadioxide6133@titaniadioxide613311 ай бұрын

  • babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session

    @dalnoraes@dalnoraes11 ай бұрын

  • Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

    @ghidorah4695@ghidorah46953 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @JJ-ll1qg@JJ-ll1qg3 жыл бұрын

    • bro moment

      @ghidorah4695@ghidorah46953 жыл бұрын

    • True 😂

      @Hose_10@Hose_103 жыл бұрын

    • King Ghidorah LOL

      @coffins786@coffins7863 жыл бұрын

    • @@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?

      @JJ-ll1qg@JJ-ll1qg3 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings

    @ethandavies5393@ethandavies53933 жыл бұрын

    • Magnus Carlsen what?

      @duatia5315@duatia53153 жыл бұрын

    • And it was all to get better at potatos

      @matt8258@matt82583 жыл бұрын

    • @@duatia5315 uncultured swine

      @ej-jz5rc@ej-jz5rc3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter

      @alexstewart2897@alexstewart28973 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment

      @dullasparagus6369@dullasparagus63693 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.

    @marinr2416@marinr2416Ай бұрын

  • Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force KZhead to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'

    @ippz100@ippz1002 ай бұрын

  • I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets

    @noyansharifi7895@noyansharifi78953 жыл бұрын

    • That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.

      @Zamolxes77@Zamolxes773 жыл бұрын

    • Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3

      @seventhirtysix7794@seventhirtysix77943 жыл бұрын

    • The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap

      @thenumber102k@thenumber102k3 жыл бұрын

    • micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that

      @lyl_es9421@lyl_es94213 жыл бұрын

    • @@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something

      @shigehito5855@shigehito58553 жыл бұрын

  • Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

    @ElectricSnivy@ElectricSnivy3 жыл бұрын

    • Where in the vid is this?

      @evalig871@evalig8713 жыл бұрын

    • @@evalig871 0:21

      @Raven-mo3xj@Raven-mo3xj3 жыл бұрын

    • He murdered that man

      @jeff09_@jeff09_3 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao

      @dillon3858@dillon38583 жыл бұрын

    • Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.

      @tatogreen@tatogreen3 жыл бұрын

  • There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)

    @ladlevi@ladlevi10 ай бұрын

  • “Is this dude really playing potatoes to? This dude has a mental illness” -Squid Kid My favorite line in this video

    @Cookies_World@Cookies_WorldАй бұрын

  • So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.

    @blurple8398@blurple83983 жыл бұрын

    • I know lmao, I’m french

      @Beephobic1013@Beephobic10133 жыл бұрын

    • @@Beephobic1013 ok

      @retardery1488@retardery14883 жыл бұрын

    • SaltyStrawberris ok

      @dummyisaac8040@dummyisaac80403 жыл бұрын

    • SaltyStrawberris ok

      @kyowono@kyowono3 жыл бұрын

    • SaltyStrawberris ok

      @vinnynash8517@vinnynash85173 жыл бұрын

  • This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.

    @WhiskyChordata@WhiskyChordata4 жыл бұрын

    • we need another war !!!

      @RED01SEA@RED01SEA4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure

      @hinzlim9166@hinzlim91664 жыл бұрын

    • @@RED01SEA no, we need another god!

      @Guto_1227@Guto_12274 жыл бұрын

    • Killer bean

      @squash6840@squash68404 жыл бұрын

    • heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???

      @altpro4525@altpro45254 жыл бұрын

  • Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️

    @BoneSlayer1@BoneSlayer18 ай бұрын

    • Me

      @laxmiyadav7880@laxmiyadav78808 ай бұрын

  • "Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    @oliverolson2766@oliverolson27663 жыл бұрын

    • Lmaoo

      @v0id_d3m0n@v0id_d3m0n3 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha

      @bigg2226@bigg22263 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOOOOOOOO

      @Dante-rd3ne@Dante-rd3ne3 жыл бұрын

    • “Angry Peruvian noises”

      @GabeIDK2@GabeIDK23 жыл бұрын

    • Irish crusade noises

      @notyourfriendlyneighbor2733@notyourfriendlyneighbor27333 жыл бұрын

  • Plot Twist: The people helping squid actually did it just so Techno could upload another video

    @andrewistaken4673@andrewistaken46734 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @rekt307@rekt3074 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @jaredreyes7197@jaredreyes71974 жыл бұрын

    • Oh yeah this is big brain time

      @maleniabladeofmiquella8454@maleniabladeofmiquella84544 жыл бұрын

    • AndrewIsTaken and it worked, only took half a year

      @derhochi1794@derhochi17944 жыл бұрын

    • plot twist: it was just techno who was helping squid so he can get content in skyblock and farm views with the GRATE POTATO-WAR

      @uwuFumi@uwuFumi4 жыл бұрын

  • i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts

    @chrisl1320@chrisl13207 ай бұрын

  • Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.

    @viewer9621@viewer9621 Жыл бұрын

  • I Made a spreadsheet and timed each of his Minions to calculate His potato output! YOU WHAT?!?

    @bbqenjoyer@bbqenjoyer4 жыл бұрын

    • Why did I hear the you what

      @vexnext5339@vexnext53394 жыл бұрын

    • IMPOSSIBLE

      @armiea6063@armiea60634 жыл бұрын

    • next level dedication

      @HiHello-jo8tp@HiHello-jo8tp4 жыл бұрын

    • "very normal behaviour"

      @cheesecake1005@cheesecake10054 жыл бұрын

  • „He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE

    @iski4317@iski43174 жыл бұрын

    • iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old

      @spicywater8701@spicywater87014 жыл бұрын

    • I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19

      @komiks42@komiks424 жыл бұрын

    • @@komiks42 he's 21

      @Manacus@Manacus4 жыл бұрын

    • technoblade uses voice changer confirmed

      @xxjotave15xx@xxjotave15xx4 жыл бұрын

    • 170th like lol

      @thecouchpotato1807@thecouchpotato18074 жыл бұрын

  • "Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    @JustaRandomDunce@JustaRandomDunce5 ай бұрын

  • Rest in piece king Probably one of your best series

    @Stingray__25moblie@Stingray__25moblie Жыл бұрын

  • "I Uploaded SMP to Hid my Plans" So World Domination was just a Decoy!!

    @saldan3985@saldan39854 жыл бұрын

    • Clearly potatoes > World

      @Mykalpaca@Mykalpaca4 жыл бұрын

    • **Potatoes** Technoblade: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

      @vxson902@vxson9024 жыл бұрын

    • Michael Leung but he actually took over the aorld lmao

      @zeuss5@zeuss54 жыл бұрын

    • That is hard to believe

      @coolsuper2624@coolsuper26244 жыл бұрын

    • ireland was first

      @MyAIaskanPing@MyAIaskanPing4 жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you

    @wavyflowz8567@wavyflowz85674 жыл бұрын

    • Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES

      @MaskedChaos@MaskedChaos4 жыл бұрын

    • ‍‮؜؜؜؜ ‍

      @walmarp@walmarp4 жыл бұрын

    • Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction

      @nziom@nziom4 жыл бұрын

    • @@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede

      @lenkastv6934@lenkastv69344 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @epicgamer636@epicgamer6364 жыл бұрын

  • "Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.

    @jjsuper7501@jjsuper7501 Жыл бұрын

  • What can I say that hasn't already been said a million times? You are still the greatest KZheadr on the platform, inside and outside of Minecraft. Your humor is witty and fun, and you have confidence I could only dream of. I know you personally won't see this, or any of the other comments Techno, but you were the greatest. Technoblade never dies.

    @type1hero146@type1hero146 Жыл бұрын

  • squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

    @s.o.k.1393@s.o.k.13933 жыл бұрын

    • I think squid might be right

      @thepoweroffreesh6820@thepoweroffreesh68203 жыл бұрын

    • @@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.

      @TheFriendless1@TheFriendless13 жыл бұрын

    • @@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo

      @turkey2143@turkey21433 жыл бұрын

    • ADHD hyper focus 😂

      @ashd9498@ashd94983 жыл бұрын

    • Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it

      @scoutknightus6341@scoutknightus63413 жыл бұрын

  • "its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard

    @MyUnoriginalLife@MyUnoriginalLife3 жыл бұрын

    • I read that just as he said it

      @starlight0313@starlight03133 жыл бұрын

    • timestmp

      @chloe4157@chloe41573 жыл бұрын

    • @@chloe4157 5:56

      @uzmanaveed4877@uzmanaveed48773 жыл бұрын

    • Language lol

      @max_casten@max_casten3 жыл бұрын

    • LANGUAGE! -Badboyhalo

      @starlight0313@starlight03133 жыл бұрын

  • You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server

    @jingo4754@jingo47542 ай бұрын

  • I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade

    @fad3524@fad3524 Жыл бұрын

  • lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .

    @currentlyspeakingbmwmusic1793@currentlyspeakingbmwmusic17934 жыл бұрын

    • Also fun and original humor.

      @daridon2483@daridon24834 жыл бұрын

    • Also, his voice is really good to hear while trying to sleep. Cough cough... 5.5M views on minecraft story mode ep 2-4.

      @santiagoley6403@santiagoley64034 жыл бұрын

    • That sounds right and makes sense.

      @viktoranderas9541@viktoranderas95414 жыл бұрын

    • KEKW

      @aleeaz135@aleeaz1354 жыл бұрын

    • Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment shut up nerd

      @xpr0gidy@xpr0gidy4 жыл бұрын

  • "Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*

    @Simon-tb6tn@Simon-tb6tn4 жыл бұрын

    • now this is true commitment to the cause

      @ThomasonCG@ThomasonCG4 жыл бұрын

    • He still got money from the smp videos so win win?

      @sanderkivirand1557@sanderkivirand15574 жыл бұрын

    • Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.

      @belisarius6949@belisarius69494 жыл бұрын

    • I was so f*cking shocked man

      @antoniou6427@antoniou64274 жыл бұрын

    • @@antoniou6427 shooketh*

      @belisarius6949@belisarius69494 жыл бұрын

  • 1:27 FOOL OF A TOOK!

    @rowanginsberg3283@rowanginsberg32835 ай бұрын

  • By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.

    @MultiFandomMadness-vj6ke@MultiFandomMadness-vj6ke8 ай бұрын

  • “So I started SMP Earth as a distraction” Antarctic empire: **Betrayal Noises**

    @semixs2981@semixs29814 жыл бұрын

    • Remember bullying tommy is not as importantly bullying Squid kid

      @nakupovani1@nakupovani14 жыл бұрын

    • @@nakupovani1 not true

      @RyderMonkeyGamer@RyderMonkeyGamer4 жыл бұрын

    • nakupovani1 agreed cyber bullying squidkid takes priority over cyber bullying tommy

      @poyoviews9168@poyoviews91684 жыл бұрын

    • Well SMP earth is gone now

      @dozi5497@dozi54974 жыл бұрын

    • *CYBERBULLYING* is *CYBERBULLYING*

      @duckiq@duckiq4 жыл бұрын

  • 2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.

    @44hd59@44hd595 ай бұрын

  • I remember when this came out, it was the craziest sequel everyone was talking about. Thankyou Technoblade.

    @qocket@qocket6 күн бұрын

  • soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god

    @dreww304@dreww3043 жыл бұрын

    • oh... wait what... hol' up

      @mtdeeley@mtdeeley3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mtdeeley SMP Earth

      @Steamlazer@Steamlazer3 жыл бұрын

    • I like it, but then un-liked the comment.

      @joesanchez2973@joesanchez29733 жыл бұрын

    • Normal Sunday for Techno

      @sumi_luu@sumi_luu3 жыл бұрын

    • when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes

      @shmango2518@shmango25183 жыл бұрын

  • Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this

    @krillius5364@krillius53644 жыл бұрын

    • might wanna fix that typo my guy

      @venomviper3007@venomviper30074 жыл бұрын

    • VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man

      @krillius5364@krillius53644 жыл бұрын

    • @@krillius5364 there was another typo

      @stubi3633@stubi36334 жыл бұрын

    • @@stubi3633 agreed

      @Zryrr@Zryrr4 жыл бұрын

    • Elias Negishi where

      @krillius5364@krillius53644 жыл бұрын

  • 6:53 Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. " Inside:"It was too inefficient!" 😂😂😂

    @kartikjani5815@kartikjani58154 ай бұрын

  • Watching him now brings tears to my eyes

    @Monkeyboydabest@Monkeyboydabest4 ай бұрын

  • “This man has been playing checkers while I’ve been farming potatoes” -technoblade 2020

    @relic1881@relic18814 жыл бұрын

    • "Everyone else has been playing checkers but I've been playing chess this whole time" - Technoblade 2016, "ARCHER X! - Bowspam Survival Games"

      @audizign@audizign4 жыл бұрын

    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^noice

      @relic1881@relic18814 жыл бұрын

    • It was a lie he was actually using the potatoe videos to actually farm carrots and take the #1 carrot spot the whole time Everybody been farming potatoes while i was farming carrots

      @Candy-sm5yl@Candy-sm5yl4 жыл бұрын

    • I like what you’re theorizing

      @relic1881@relic18814 жыл бұрын

    • this is a very funny and original youtube comment i laughed too

      @cysipy@cysipy4 жыл бұрын

  • Squid kid: “I will rule the potato world!” PommesDeTerre: “VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

    @CaoNiMaBi@CaoNiMaBi3 жыл бұрын

    • I love how Pommes De Terre literally translate to Apple of earth

      @blurple8398@blurple83983 жыл бұрын

    • @@blurple8398 no it’s potatoe- oh I see

      @pepper4632@pepper46323 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO NICE

      @br12_@br12_3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @goldex8297@goldex82973 жыл бұрын

    • LETS GOOOO

      @user-os7kz3jy5c@user-os7kz3jy5c3 жыл бұрын

  • Bro started an entire smo series just to stay number 1 in potato farming mad respect

    @Xx_vendetta_xX67@Xx_vendetta_xX67Ай бұрын

  • Rest in peace Technoblade

    @-thebanditpenguin-9309@-thebanditpenguin-9309 Жыл бұрын

  • When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.

    @basilulicki4148@basilulicki41484 жыл бұрын

    • ALL PART OF THE *MASTERPLAAAAAAAAAAANNN*

      @kouluruoka7920@kouluruoka79204 жыл бұрын

    • he quit college to do this

      @matthewbailey1475@matthewbailey14754 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @crazychicken8290@crazychicken82904 жыл бұрын

    • I was the 1000th likes hahaha

      @DiabloAsli@DiabloAsli4 жыл бұрын

    • @Olive Milk so every people can't comment if nobody is asking huh?

      @DiabloAsli@DiabloAsli4 жыл бұрын

  • "I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

    @Sutaokami@Sutaokami4 жыл бұрын

    • Sutaokami Yes this is good

      @bunjeegum_3380@bunjeegum_33804 жыл бұрын

    • more like 145 million times

      @Niiue@Niiue4 жыл бұрын

    • Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists

      @allen8655@allen86554 жыл бұрын

    • @@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that

      @Sutaokami@Sutaokami4 жыл бұрын

    • Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee

      @bunjeegum_3380@bunjeegum_33804 жыл бұрын

  • 13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"

    @Peron1-MC@Peron1-MC Жыл бұрын

  • "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person"

    @akuul9182@akuul91824 жыл бұрын

    • ‎‎

      @ladofthedamned7796@ladofthedamned77963 жыл бұрын

    • @@ladofthedamned7796 how did you do this

      @spedgonzales3683@spedgonzales36833 жыл бұрын

    • ㅤㅤㅤ

      @mintkody@mintkody3 жыл бұрын

    • @@spedgonzales3683 like how I did above

      @mintkody@mintkody3 жыл бұрын

    • Mint Kody yes

      @spedgonzales3683@spedgonzales36833 жыл бұрын

  • This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

    @stellabarrett8141@stellabarrett81414 жыл бұрын

    • POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!

      @joy-6629@joy-66294 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @baterwottle2400@baterwottle24004 жыл бұрын

    • You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.

      @Ayesumoto@Ayesumoto4 жыл бұрын

    • The content tho

      @lo-keycypher5254@lo-keycypher52544 жыл бұрын

    • Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day

      @sadrat5375@sadrat53754 жыл бұрын

  • One more time, just one more time

    @legobro_playz5859@legobro_playz58595 ай бұрын

  • Can’t just stop at the first one got to watch them all

    @doomsdayr3ap3r99@doomsdayr3ap3r99Ай бұрын

  • THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.

    @azamukuichi5655@azamukuichi56553 жыл бұрын

    • Yea

      @MailMainbutnot@MailMainbutnot3 жыл бұрын

    • Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?

      @dr.unventor@dr.unventor3 жыл бұрын

    • @@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time

      @jackm.7094@jackm.70943 жыл бұрын

    • Stfu gacha kid

      @JohnReal05@JohnReal053 жыл бұрын

    • It was a hoke

      @0ddst0ff33@0ddst0ff333 жыл бұрын

  • This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

    @lucasdeluca7492@lucasdeluca74923 жыл бұрын

    • @A Cheeseburger wbwn

      @Foho1010@Foho10103 жыл бұрын

    • Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember

      @noddlelebowski1074@noddlelebowski10743 жыл бұрын

    • That is Technoblade an indescribable man

      @atrixcanada7204@atrixcanada72043 жыл бұрын

    • That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade

      @redmin6066@redmin60663 жыл бұрын

    • U can not

      @BlandSock@BlandSock3 жыл бұрын

  • "But the thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success." - Technoblade (alex)

    @porth4400@porth44007 ай бұрын

  • 🕊️🕊️❤.... After 3 years technoblade we've been still happy until you died.... ❤🕊️🕊️

    @eddyxu9772@eddyxu97724 ай бұрын

  • *Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously

    @Ad_Hominem@Ad_Hominem4 жыл бұрын

    • Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.

      @krackencrusader403@krackencrusader4034 жыл бұрын

    • @@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.

      @kouluruoka7920@kouluruoka79204 жыл бұрын

    • da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots

      @Someone-dh1pr@Someone-dh1pr4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*

      @kazumabutworse@kazumabutworse4 жыл бұрын

    • 4*

      @cpujar@cpujar4 жыл бұрын

  • Thief: time to break into this house Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet

    @yorangey_LOC@yorangey_LOC3 жыл бұрын

    • He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.

      @barneya1965@barneya19653 жыл бұрын

    • The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work

      @masterdoge987@masterdoge9873 жыл бұрын

    • @@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?

      @lihretti@lihretti3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lihretti how do u think?

      @alex2005z@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын

    • A good assasin also knows how to steal

      @rubikscubegaming2412@rubikscubegaming2412 Жыл бұрын

  • Technoblade will always The true potato Champion. Rest Well King

    @c0rals3al@c0rals3al Жыл бұрын
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