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HEY BESTFRIEND, today i paid gen z to write me my own personal fan fictions. feeling like Y/N this morning! don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe or you will get detained with rodrick, nick, and nate. (ALSO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 150K WOW WHAT ILY GUYS SO MUCH)
✰LET'S BE FRIENDS✰
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✰ FAQ ✰
how old are you? → 18
what grade are you in? → senior year of college!
ethnicity? → filipino + european
cameras? → canon g7x
editing software? → final cut pro
thumbnails? → phonto + super impose
✰BUSINESS✰
alanalintao@gmail.com
sub count: 150K
WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE STORY SOUND LIKE ITS GONNA END UP WITH A MINIMUM OF 2 PEOPLE BEHIND BARS 😭🙏
SMH😔
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THE COKE RANDOMLY POPPING UP?? 😭😭
FRRR
and one of them is the writer 😭
normal people: fall in love with uh normal romantic stuff? ❤️ alana: falls in love with people who throw dumbbells at other people 🤝
BAHAHAHA
@@fadyan429 ?
@@fadyan429 ohhhhhh yes lol
I mean slay who wants a guy who could just step in push the guy away? nah bro i want a guy who chucks 100 pound dumbbells at a guy (possibly) killing him
@@IAMDORK677BHAHAH ME TOO!
The way you said “ names craig, but you can call me daddy” came so naturally to you is frightening
🤣🤣🤣😭
true tho
Facts
the fact that it was dwarf ed sheeran threw me off a lil
stop bc my dad’s name is craig and he likes ed sheeran 😭
the dumbell to head contact is so cute and romantic and beautiful, i hope one day i have a relationship like that
Ikr relationship goals💅
couple goals🥰
I’m gonna show this to my future bf #Couplegoals 🥰🥰
THE standards 😍
I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS 😂
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Alana reading the Love Hypothesis while reading out her fanfic with Nate Jacobs is too perfect 😭
Not the love hypothesis 😭💀 I’ve read it and it’s a student teacher smut fanfiction novel😭😭😭
@@LMX_Edits 😭😭😭
@@LMX_Edits I mean she's not his student so....
@@ayowhatuphomie9035OMG NO STOP😭😭
moral of the story: fanfiction writers know so much about jail that they are now desensitised and low-key kinda obsessed with it
@@theonlycloudyturtlefacts. Thank goodness I’m a fan fiction writer
Why does Alana never fail to make me cry with laughter 😂
Ikr
3:42 The look on Alana’s face when she read “strip search” was too classic 😂
alana’s sense of humor 💀>>
SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A FAN FICTION ABOUT ALANA AND MILOS 🤭
I AGREE. THEY WOULD LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHERR
U READ MY MIND I WAS RLLY HOPING HE WAS ON THE WHEEL THING
@@pumpkinpie13132 IKRR
OMG YES PLEASE> IF ANYONE READING THIS IS A FANFICTION WRITER, WRITE A STORY ABOUT THEM. NOW.
Lmaoo ima do it!!
The fact she actually payed to have fanfiction written for her shows how much effort she puts into these videos I love it
alana always has the most unhinged video ideas💀💀💀💀
CAN SOMEONE PLS WRITE A FANFIC OF HER AND THAT POV DUDE😭🥹🥰
OMG SOMEONE PLEASEEE
WAIT NO WHATS HIS NAME CAUSE ILL TOTALLY DO IT
@@megs_peaches milo😭😭
@@megs_peaches pls link it here when ur done👺👺
PLS PLS PLS PLS
nobody nominated milos as a love interest...?? i find that hard to believe
Frr
i think she would've felt weird putting someone who actually exists in a story with her LMAO
That first story escalated quickly 😂 Her videos make my day❤
RODRICK WAS WILDING FR
Her humour is just 🤌
watching Alana read fan fiction while eating snacks was the highlight of my day 🤭
I love you sm that's so cute
alana, you are PAINFULLY underrated and the funniest youtuber i can think of 😭 and i did just want to say i really appreciate your videos because you really make me feel like i’m not the only person going through things and cheer me up❤
as a person who loves to read wattpad, this is so funny- im already used to these kind of fanfics lmao
Alana always gets me WHEEZING in the first few minutes of the video lmfao
“Lets have me like throw a dumbbell or something cute like that” AH YES BRAIN DAMAGE SO CUTEE
No but the part where Nate threw the dumb bell I literally laughed so hard I started crying ur my comfort channel Alana
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE THAN A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, YOU’RE HILARIOUS 😭
I SAW DEVON BOSTICK’s RODRICK HEFFLEY AND I SPASMED AND CLICKED IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY
rodrick heffley is the worldwide crush 😭
I literally love Alana with all my heart she's so naturally funny and pretty❤
Alana is like the one funny friend I never had.
HOW DID SHE SAY THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LMAOOO 8:54
HOW IS ALANA SO UNDERRATED LIKE.. I LOVE HER SO MUCH
"they could have me pick up a dumbbell and throw it at him or something cute like that" -Alana 2023
Rodrick as a love interest is so real 😭
"pick up a dumbbell and throw it at him, something cute like that" EXCUSE ME WHAT?! WHAT PART OF THAT IS CUTE
I fell into the loophole of your videos and now I'm infatuated ❤ You're hilarious and stunning GOD BLESS YOU ✝️
girl i found your channel a few days ago and LEGIT CANNOT stop watching ur vids! i’m totally in love my lordy ur so funny 😭💗
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I GET WHEN I SEE THAT YOU POSTED A VIDEO. ILYSM 😭 you ALWAYS make me laugh and cry and smile. again, ilysm.
It’s not just the stories that are terrifying, it’s the images you use do demonstrate them that made me laugh for all 10 minutes of this video. 🤣
WHY IS SHE THE ONE PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS MY HUMOR 💀😭
ALANA YES I HAVE BEEN BINGING UR VIDS ALL WEEK ITS SO REFRESHING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO HASS THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR AS YOU 😭💕
im not even half way in and my mouth is aching of laughter 😂😂
alana you literally make my day so much better LOVE YA
i’ve been binging ur vids since last year i love u sm alana ! 🫶🏻😋
oml you deserve all the sweet messages, you’re incredible.
Yayyy! I was so excited to see a new video from youuu 😊
Literally binge-watching all your videos, I love your humor sm!
Omgggg you have grown so much since I first started watching you!! I LOVE YOU ALANA ❤️🫶🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️
Dude!! How did I not find this channel sooner!!! You’re such a real and entertaining KZheadr!! Also you’re so pretty, I wish I looked like you!!!
I was literally looking for a vid to procrastinate studying so this is perfect
finding your chanel is the best thing that happened to me THIS year! Ily 🥰🥰
Im literally been obsessed with your videos
Alana is too funny she always has me on the floor 😭 🤭
I discovered your channel a couple of days ago and you are funny asl without trying 😭😭
THE WAY SHE SAID “Nick??!!?” WHEN HER DOORBELL RANG I ALMOST PEED MYSELF
YOU ARE THE BEST LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOUR CONTENT ❤ SUCH A VIBE
YOU'RE ACTUALLY SO UNDERRATED ILY
I watch your videos often and I just wanted to say you’re mad cool and smart. Don’t settle for less.
you guys already know its a good day when alana posts
bro ur literally so funny! i love ur videos so much! ❤️
OMG ILY ALANA YOUR LITERALLY SO FUNNY YOUR MY COMFORT KZheadR 💗💗💗
ALANA PLS POST YOUR VIDS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE. IVE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR VIDS MISS YOU LOVE YOU.
just thought you should know i have watched every single one of ur videos in less than 24 hours bc as of last week ur literally my favorite youtuber of all time (and my new bestfriend)
omg alana you make my day so i hope this makes yours
I have not laughed this hard in such a long time 😂😂😂 the dumbbell part has me rolling with laughter so hard my stomach hurts
Alana my fave KZheadr rn. There is only few KZheadrs that are in their right sense
I love her so much she is my safe space when I’m sad I watch your videos. I love you Alana ❤❤❤
NOT U BEING SO PRETTY 24/7 LIKE GURLLLLL❤❤❤❤❤
ALWAYS EXCITED WHEN U POST AAAH
Bestie first ❤️❤️ ilysm your humour is ✨ you're my comfort youtuber and always make me feel great when I'm down i just ily ❤️✨✨
Alana you’re literally the funniest person ever im so happy you make long videos and not just shorts
I love you videos so much, they make me laugh so hard! So thank you💗
I love your videos! They make my day! Also you should do more of the Wattpad fanfics with tv characters and stuff!
Omg ily Alana ur videos r always the best 😍🤞🏼
i love your videos so much 😭
I LITERALLY LOVE YOU
Alana I get soo happy when you upload ❤️❤️😭
bro her vids are so good I love her
i love ur humour and personality 😍
Alana always makes a smile on my face
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALANA🎉
Been waiting for this oneee
I was looking 4 a video to watch while eating breakfast and you uploaded litterally at the perfect time
Omggg yess so happy she posted a new video 🎉😘
OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME CRACK UP
ALANA BRO IM CRYING THIS CHANNEL IS TO UNDERATED
I LOVE WHEN YOU UPLOAD
ALANA ILY SO MUCH YOUR HILARIOUS AND SOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY
Congrats on 150k
Alana is one of the few KZheadrs on this app to make me laugh when I'm feeling rlly down
MY FAV FRICKIN KZheadR ILYSM
Your vids are so funny! And your so underrated you made my day.
literally so hyped that she uploaded today
thank you for being alive. SOUHDS CHEESY STOP but seriously ur videos make my day literally in the first few seconds ILY
YOUR ACTUALLY HILLARIOUS ILYSM
I LOVE ur videos!! ❤
I LOVE UR VIDDSSS 🥰
Alana literally has me laughing as soon as the vid starts 😭
omg i love ur vids so muchhh
Omg omg omg WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED❤❤❤❤❤ THESE ARE MY FAVORITE TYPES OF VIDEOS YOU ARE CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED BESTIE AND ALSO REALLY HILARIOUS ILYSM THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILEEEE also sorry for how aggressive this was😂 ❤ ilysm Alana ❤
“something cute, like pick up a dumbbell and throw at him” 😂😂😂