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HEY BESTFRIEND, today i read your "wattpad main character moments" and lets just say...THEY DID DISAPPOINT BECAUSE WHAT WAS THAT?💀
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sub count: 94.8K
Told a guy that him dating a 17 year old at 24 was weird, and his excuse was, "But she came onto ME!". I was like, "AND???". Why is it so hard for adults to...not date teens...?
Not sure but who knows
normal adults dont pedos do tho
is 16 dating 21 weird
yes @@epicgamer11717
@@epicgamer11717 yes… cuz that’s a full grown adult and you’re still a miner💀
“I was 17 and he was 24 but that’s besides the point.” PARDON???
✨pedo pedo pedooo philaaaa✨
WERE WE JUST SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THAT?!
BARS. BARS. 😭😭
My parents are seven years apart bro and when I think of there age gap and it makes me gag🤢
NAHH STRAIGHT TO JAIL, IM MOVING HOUSES, TOWNS, COUNTRIES, CONTINENTS, PLANETS, GALAXIES AND UNIVERSES AFTER HEARING THAT😭
Mature enough to be in a relationship with an adult but not mature enough to know you shouldn't reveal your family name to thousands of strangers online 💀
HHAHAHAAU YES
wait what 😭
LITERALLY LIKE THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT A MATURE 17 YRO
that's her delulu talking cuz that ain't mature at all😭
Right, like I’m mature for a 16 year old, but no way am I about to reveal my full legal name, like hello? 😰
“He left for 30 minutes then came back wearing my brothers shirt…” I gasped
Almost this exact thing happened to me but instead of my boyfriend it was one of my guy friends
@@Duuuuukbutpinkdawg what 😭
It's giving he suxed dilk on accident
razor scooters are a valid transportation method so idk what you’re talking bout
Fr
Until you hit ur ankles while Turning
@@Atlasintokyo oOOoOF
@@AtlasintokyoBAGSJSGAHLAMAOAOA
@@AtlasintokyoNHSUHNSANHIASNUHNSYUYSNUSSNHNSHNA
this channel is criminally underrated
FRRR
dont ever say that again. pls,
@@speekydoomon why
@@hanotes2 fr
FRR!!
All these stories just make me feel like I have even less of a life than I’d thought… for the better or for the worse idk 😀😶
True. No embarrassing stories at all, but is it really worth it?
Thats for the better
Her: I found a hair-tie in my bfs car Also her:👩🏻🦲
STOPPPPP😭😭😭
I would’ve been like OMG u found my hair tie I was looking for it 😍😍
Alana and deb smikle HAVE to do a collab
yessss that would be amazing ✨
I WAS JUST THINKING HOW SIMILAR THEIR HUMOUR IS!?!!?
Fr
frrr
STAWP THAT WOULD BE THE BEST COLLAB EVER
THE TEACHERS PET PLAYING WHILE THE TEXT LOCK EM UP GOT ME DYING
LMAOAOAOAO
@@Itz.mfstargirl UR USER HELPP
LMAO I WAS GOING TO SAYYY AS A MEL STAN I APPRECIATED THAT ONR BUT I WAS LITERALLY DYING 💀💀
I BEGAN SINGING THE ENTIRE SONG AFTER THAT
HELPPPP ME TOO NOW I GOTTA GO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG😻😻😻😻
as a mature 17 year old, LOCK THE FIRST MAN UPPP GIRL WHAT
i love how every moment alana cares about her fans. what a queen
u jst started watching u and ur so slay bro ur vibes are immaculate literally 💪💪💪💪
ILY ILY THANK YOU
fr 😭I'd love to be friends with her
“Keep it on your side of town-“ GOT ME ON THE FLOOR OML
imagine a dad riding through a neighborhood on a razor scooter lmao!!! if that was me, I'd probably be laughing too hard to be mad
BRO A SMILE APPEARS ON MY FACE WHEN I SEE THAT YOU’VE POSTED ALANA I LOVE YOUR VIDS SM
i love your videos so much alana!!! you have such a bright and fun personality and i love watching your videos 🧃🧃🧃
i personally relate to the one at 6:07
Same
No but I relate to the bit after that as well about saving people in like school shootings I can’t 😍😭💀
what song is that
Cigarettes after sex @@yapa-yapa
THE RAZOR SCOOTER HAS ME CACKLING🧃🧃🧃
I made a weird noise and uhm… I woke up my mom 😅
6:21 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT
Bro I am so thankful for Alana, she literally makes my day so much funnier 💖
Alana you have come so far! So proud of u!
I love her video so much! They are so therapeutic, relaxing and entertaining all at once! Love her so much!!! 💗💗💗💗💗
YOU ALWAYS LOOK STUNNING LOVING THE UPLOADS 🧃🧃🧃
i love your videos so much, you’re hilarious!! 💗
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED YOU AND OHMYGOSH !?!?!? i understand why you have been gatekept. youre literally so funny im obsessed
💯
ur vids genuinely make my day. keep posting
ur literally my favourite content creator ilysm bff 💕💕
I love the fact that Alana makes everything so funny
bro i just found out abt your channel thru your shorts and i lowkey cant wait to binge watch all your videos cuz i like you already 😂
YOURE LIKE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE KZheadRS AAAHHH
Queen omg your the best KZheadr and literally the most entertaining to watch
I just realized that these are actual experiences that people have
i literally live for your videos Alana
I’ve been watching for your videos for so long now and I never get tired of them. I love them so much!! 🤍
girl u are 110000% the most underrated youtuber and u make me laugh all the timeee! i love ur videoss
Literally how is it possible you don’t even have 150k subs yet your literally my entire humor i love you so much ❤❤
omg i love you alana so freaking much!!
Alana youre BOMBASTICALLY, CRIMINAL OFFENSIVELY underrated, you’re so funny I literally love you so much 😭😭😭
Alanas videos are the highlight of my day
alana literally slays in every video like slay queen
I'M CRYING 😭😭 LOVE UR CONTENT SM 😋🤭
This was so funny! Lol Love your videos.
Ur so funny u litterally make my day ❤️❤️
I LOVE YOU ALANA YOURE SO FUNNY!!
you know its a good day when Alana posts
Hahaha!!! You're so funny! Love you, Alana! 💗
She's underrated. You're a great KZheadrrrr
I started watching you 2 weeks ago and you are literally the highlight of my day, after I finish my homework I watch your videos (its like a reward😭😭 ). I'm not even joking I I have watched almost every single video and why are you so fricking pretty!!
BRO I HAVE THE FLU AND I HAVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO POST BC YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE :))))
0:36 Subbed for that EARTHLING/LITTLEBOWS/CHERUBS/CRYBABIES UNITE
I love the intro, LIKE HIII BEST FREAKING FRIEND! 🧸💵💕
DUDE ALL OF YOUR VIDOES ARE SOOO JUICY AND FUNNYYYY 😂❤❤❤❤
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!💗🫶🌷🌸💖
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT ITS SO GOOD!!! Also that 17 and 24 year old thing is um ✨illegal✨
why dont u alrdy have like 12M subscribers ur literally so funny and fun to watch lmao
alana is literally so funny >>>>>
Omg I get so excited to see an Alana Lintao notification 💀🧃
Heyy ur videos are the best have a great christmas
SLAYYYYY i love how you talk
Genuinely my fave channel ever
Just found you and you are so funny and entertaining new sub! 😍
i love her sm, like SO MUCH
literally how are you so underrated 😭
“I was 17 and he was 24 but that’s besides the point” HOLD ON NO GO BACK, WHAT?!😭😭
LETS GO ALANA POSTED! YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY ALSO
u deserve atleast 500k by the half of the year omg
Alana you’re so pretty and funny like what do you not have!!
One of the first comments!! ❤love you and your content Alana!!
HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY IM ON THE FLOOR RN💀
OMG I just saw you gor from 94k to 95k LETS GET HER TO 1 MIL
I love ur vids sm Alana
i love how everyone’s commenting nice things to get a shoutout 😹
I CAN NEVER TELL WHO'S GENUINE BUT I JUST LIKE TO BE OPTIMISTIC ANYWAY
i have been watching ur vids non stop for a week.i laugh so hard every video 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃
Alana is my comfort person☺️😊
the first story as a whole roller coaster lmao
STUNNER OMGGG
I need more of these videos!! 🧃🧃🧃
You should literally do like try on haul because girlie I need to know where you get your clothes from they are on point every time
Hilarious as always 🤣 love your videos
OMG IM NOT FIRST BUT FINALLY EARLYYY✨✨💖
ALANA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😍😍 YOUR SI ORETTYYY
How are you so pretty omg! 😊❤️🥰
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR NAILS LOOK SO GOOD 🧃🧃🧃
ILY SO MUCH 😭😭
i watched 4 vids and now i'm a subscriber LOL
I am wating for the day when she gets popular like when she hits a million so like we all could be like we stanned her since the first ❤️
The editing is gold
oml ily vids sm
I LOVE YOU ALANA ❤
Love your make up today ❤
girl I am watching this at 2 in the morning and my parents are in the next room BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Your side profile is so pretty!!!
HEYYYY ALANAHHH
how are you so underrated 😔
Criminally underrated channel
YOU NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN ALANAAA I DONT EVER SEEE THESE
Alana I love you omg
loved that 🧃🧃🧃
I LOVE HER SM