Enjoy a Spider-Man villain movie that couldn't afford to have Spider-Man in it - it's Venom!
The Honest Trailers commentary will be back later this week once we are in office from vacation!
Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, Lon Harris
Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr & Max Dionne
Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand
Honest Trailers - Venom
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Screen Junkies wait. . . so you've never seen a turd in the wind before???
I hope we get the exact story of Maximum Carnage, with Black Cat and more
Some of the symbiotes and Silver Sable maybe.....
Carnage
Spider 2099 ^^
"And so many weird little noises, you'll wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason." Ouch.
True
I’ve always wondered why Tom Hardy always has something covering his mouth. Now I know
@@starmancrusader why did he?
"We are destroying this world. I will perfect it." -every evil CEO ever
Way to hell is paved with good intentions
It's become a cliche at this point
Check out Film Theory.on KZhead on Venom.
What's sad is that they're not exactly wrong
-CEO of disney
Tbh, that's actually the most comprehensible science talk, like, ever
ye
barely mentioned any nano or quantum stuff
Yeah I understood all of it, yet in things like the Flash I feel like I know more than the average person yet *still* barely understand enough to keep track of what they’re talking about. 🤦♂️
I know, I could actually understand it!
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ That's because they don't even know what they're talking about
This movie is even better once you realize that the lobster tank scene was improvised by Tom Hardy.
Haha that does make it better. Tbh I liked Tom Hardy's stuff in the movie the most anyway
Really ?
OMFG That is the greatest.
It makes me appreciate Tom Hardy more. It doesn't make the movie an better.
Cool
"Tom Hardy plays the reporter like a crackhead squirrel". I just LOVE it.
Okay but “like a TUrrRD... in the wINdd” never fails to make me laugh
Really? Never? Hm.
It remind me of line from blade runner " like a tear in rain "
Same actually.
@@roha01 That is a good comparison, but an even better comparison (and perhaps outright plagiarism by the Venom's writers) is Shawshank Redemption, where the evil warden compares the escaped Andy disappearing like "a fart in the wind"
Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Ever since Tumblr "changed". lmao Damn, I feel you on that one.
Same
What happened to Tumblr?
LMAO ikr? 😣
Saaaamme
Oh, the good times that were once had there... 😒
It's okay that you ship Symbrock, Epic Voice Guy. Everyone who saw the movie did.
I was gonna like this comment but it currently has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin the magic.
I made it 420
@@IronMan-rr4hi Right on.
I still don’t get why people do that. Like seriously, the guy even has a girlfriend and venom and Brock’s relationship is both metaphorically and literally toxic
@@orlando780 I mean, their relationship is pretty much canon in the comics. :P
"one of the organisms got out of containment" is science talk ?? Then I guess remembering my phone number is math ??
HSS in today’s age, remembering a phone number is a spectacular feat
@@TheHermesLP He's obviously criticizing the narrator.. did you not watch the video what a wierd nonsensical reply
No wonder Idiocracy (2006) has turned out to be a horror documentary.... "science is so boring and for nerds", that's the common viewpoint we've come to cherish
Yes it is math
Phone number? Get a contacts button, grandma
This movie is perfect once you realize it's actually a romcom
well I hate romcom's so that's probably why I wasn't a huge fan of this movie lol (the sequel was slightly better though)
@@Patrickmayonaiseinstrument lmao I thought the sequel was the true romcom
Of course between Eddie and Venom
Yessss that's what we are here for
it's perfect @@crowsandghosts
Wait…"Firefly is the opposite of Waterfall." Mind = Blown
haha, searching for you.
I was about to post the same thing
It's actually Firestand.
@Herbert Erdferkel firerise
"two syrupy blotches wrestling each other, like a Winamp visualizer with teeth" omg😄 it's showing my age but I loved this.
んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ みやまは
んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ ままままま
When you fall for your tapeworm and never want to part from it.
The opportunity
😂😂😂😂
We are tapeworm!
👌👈
Dusydtd
....you actually just made me want to watch it again. I found it strange, endearing, and frustrating, that the chicks new Dr. boyfriend showed more concern for Eddy than she did, just putting that out there. Kinda shipped the Dr. and Eddy for a hot second.
I actually really liked that. It was a nice change. I really liked that he was a fan of Eddie and got along with him really well.
I so ship Eddie/Venom/that girl/the Doctor
the doctor was finally an interesting side character that hooked up with the protagonists girlfriend without being just another antagonist, but instead becoming something like a sidekick
@@MakiPcr yesssss OT4!!!
It's great that the guy is not a cliche main character's love interests douchebag new boyfriend
If you ship Venom and Eddie read Venom The Hunger. It includes: Them holding hands, while seperating Eddie screaming "Don't leave me" and then proceeding to lay on the ground like an ebrio while being naked, them reuniting while Eddie is monologing and indirectly atmitting his love to the symbiote, later Eddie rescuing Venom from an evil scientist and reuniting while saying "Yeah, thats it baby, wrap your tantacles around me" and lastly buying his symbiot choclate in a heartshaped box..
it's crazy, how this is not a fan-fiction.
@@true7251 wait it's not??? I was about to search it on ao3 lol
Ewwww , gross dude
I mean it's an interesting story idea. Super gross, but interesting. So I get why they did it.
Thank you so much honestly this is exactly what I need
3:23 "And the special guy inside of him" Nice
*Whispers* You can never escape the Symbrock it makes up at least half of the reason this movie almost earned a billion (and it's also canon in the comics)
Who would ever want to escape such a wonderful ship!!
Literally why I went to see it
Please explain what you're talking about.
It's not canon. At all. Look again.
Randall Slaughter maybe not in some of the runs but in the 2016 one it was
"Everybody asks me to say epic quotes. But nobody asks me... How are you?" But seriously, how are you epic voice?
Yes do this one
Say it.
Dew it!
WHY ARE YOU?
Say it!
"Torn between his love of Michelle William's terrible wig" I can't breathe
What theatre is that? Oh it's the rialto. I'm dead 😂😂😂
"'Firefly' is the opposite of 'waterfall'"... Mind = obliterated.
was gonna comment about it
Same here
I dont get it
Dude, seriously.
@@AriS-gg7gw Ooohhh... Fire.....water.... I get it. Been thinking about last of us, so....yeah. Im slow.
2007 (Spider-Man 3) -- *_I AM VENOM_* 2018 (Venom) -- *_WE ARE VENOM_*
*WHY* *IS* *VENOM*
*WHO IS VENOM?*
WHEN IS VENOM?
HOW IS VENOM?
Whence is venom.
But still you gotta give it to hardy his characters have been so different and yet he plays them perfectly... In my opinion he is vastly underrated
I wouldn’t say he’s underrated, he’s one of the best actors nowadays! 🙌
@@lukasabramovich5719 but he still dosent get the one man show status that so many of the Marvel actors commanded, it's unfair to such an extent
I heard you... You DO ship it
@Virginia Fernandez Me. Lmao
Literally every monsterfucker I know LOVES this movie, and for good reason damn look at those eyes. I can see why Eddie is interested
in a heroic voice say: HAVE NO FEAR, BECAUSE I AM HERE!!
Fear not citizens, hope has arrived
Say "Uptown girl. She's been living in her uptown world."
"the organism got out of containment" thats science talk? thats just words
Dude, this movie is too adorable and cheesy. ... ...So, of course I bought it and watched it ten more times.
i think crackhead squirrel is the best way i’ve heard eddie brock described wow
His ever changing MAN BRACELETS is what I want ....
That's going to be my band name: "My Ever-Changing Man Bracelets."
@@jimb.7523 I'd listen to that band at least once.
Is anyone else shocked they have not made multiple funko pops of him with his different bracelets?
Normal people: "How the hell did this thing make nearly a billion dollars?" Monster fuckers and Tom Hardy fan girls: "How did this thing NOT make a billion dollars?"
Hardy is on the verge of going full Cage. Never go full Cage.
Tom Hardy with his Jeff Goldblum impression
This.
Jeff Goldblum is ageing, someone has to do the exposition the next time Earth gets invaded!
Turds... uh uh... find a way.
*So many weird little noises, you will wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason* 😂😂
*reason
that's a goooooood reason
I enjoyed the scientific terminology. Most of it was pretty basic and it's not like we're all idiots or something. Hope we see more of it in movies to come.
I feel like a lot of people gave this bad reviews cuz they didn't personally like it but also didn't really realize how or why it appealed to an entirely different audience; I'm glad screen junkies were able to see who this appealed to and riff on it
To be clear, Chinese audiences don't really like it, we will watch anything if there is a successful marketing campaign.
@@masakazuishiguro8525 your name doesnt sound chinese? 🙃
3:38 She kissed him after biting someone's head off That's hot
*insert Will Smith*
@@RadekVit **insert "sloppy seconds" joke**
hahaha that'shot that's hot
Kissing people after biting other peoples heads off is tight!
Its rewind time
Please Say "Like a turd in the Wind"
But he already said it
@@NamesRito Not in his AWESOME voice.
*_FELON MUSK... I CAN'T_* 😂😂😂
That took me out 😂😂😂
Carlton Drake is Elon Musk’s evil younger brother. Nuff said.
Thank you honest trailers for convincing me to watch this movie. They did a good job portraying the Eddie Brock/Venom dynamic. Also, their explanation for why Venom wants to save the world is beautifully simple, Venom is also a loser amongst his own species so he prefers to be a big fish in a small pond.
"I have a parasite" Cracks me up everytime 😂
"PARASITE!?!"
APOLOGIZE!!
the two piles made me lol
I don't know why. It wasn't funny in my opinion
APOLOGIZE!
That tumblr line killed me
Same
Still dead ?
@Callaghan You know how to Google, right? It's been in the news the last week or so.
Sha San same 😂
@Callaghan Basically nothing, it's kinda the same as it's always been. What that means depends upon your opinion....
Tom hardy still a boss tho I think we can all agree on that
absolutely
oh yeah
Not me
He's the best method actor (the best method of acting imho) in Hollywood
I enjoy his work
Lion King: The Simba-yote
No. Just no.
YES
Literally thought i was the only one who noticed the Rialto Theatre so many times in this movie
OuterThought rialto theatre franchise? 🤔
Sony is cluing us in on the Rialto Cinematic Universe.
Nah the Rialto is my college's theater (Georgia State University) and apparently the only place they filmed this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It was blocked off for so long.
Please say: "like a turd, in the wind."
I'm suing if they don't say that.
Like a turd in the wind -venom
U watched the how venom should have ended?
I did
Tom Hardy making weird noises was still better dialogue content than what we got in the last few seasons of GoT
Dude you're absolutely right; I think the book swap a different ending, cuz when you think about it, Jon Snow Daenerys and Tyrion are our favorite characters and they are the ones that got the most changes over the seasons dialogue wise. I think the book writer saw what the show was doing and gave them a fake ending for those three, including tyrion losing his smarts, to save the book ending from the shows falling
Actually some of us actually like the science talk as it actually gives context to the film. So give up on saying it’s mumbo jumbo! It’s needed.
I think Honest Trailers just makes fun of movies - even if the movie plots n scenes make sense - the whole point is to make the seem silly & dumb. I watch lot of honest trailers even when they critize movies i love! Honest Trailers still make me laugh!
Yes! I agree! Other people should give up their opinions because I liked it!
no its not needed
I haven't even seen this movie but the Rialto Theater bit had me dying 😂
Laughed so hard when he brought up symbrock and tumblr. It’s so relatable 😂😂😂👌👌
the people on the bus are looking at me very concerned. They have no idea why I am laughing so much.
YES I'm dying XD
At least you didn't tear the movie apart. You guys were like "It wasn't that good it was okay but made a lot of money "
"Close Encounters of the Turd Kind."😄 You got a like for that one.
Epic Rap Battles did it first. Steven Speilberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.
Tom Hardy and his Tom Hardy noises
Tom Hardy noises or Jeff Goldbloom noises?
Tommy Wiseau noises
Say: "I am watching you on Netflix. I make decisions for you."
Ok I love that I'm seeing references to Bandersnatch this soon after it came out!
Say "It is like tv but online".
"the special guy inside who's ready to take the leap from 'I' to 'we' " classic!
3:09: "it really whips the llama's ass". Gosh I miss the good ol' Winamp times...
I wasted far more time than I should admit with milkdrop and my old rips
I'm dead they actually acknowledged symbrock
Symbro k what
Symbrock what
@@nikhilsilva5244 it's the ship name
@@nikhilsilva5244 Symbiot x Eddie Brock
... That's a thing? Man, the Internet is weird...
Or How about a honest trailer about KZhead rewind 2018
Here's one, garbage. Pure flaming garbage. Damn I took it away from Honest trailers, sorry about that.
Pewdiepie already made the better youtube rewind
@@swaroop7021 Ya he made it But not like a trailer I want a trailer there is a difference
I bet the only reason this movie got to became a hit was because of the association with Spider-Man And because this movie was awsome
"Unless you're the type of person that says 'tight'" Executive-guy from Pitch Meetings: VERY RUDE!
since the box office of Venom now I am looking foward to see Aunt May solo movie.
A live action version of Trouble in which a young and sexy Aunt May fucks Richard Parker's brains out and conceives Peter!😆
It's the 2.5 hours film of uncle ben's grave is what i am waiting for. Will still be better than Fantastic Four.
Caua Vinicius y
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Rhino for me
"We're collecting this data as quickly as possible" "One of the organisms got out of containment" *s c i e n c e t a l k*
Yeah, I was confused too. None of that talk was all that sciency. The most was using adrenal and endocrine, which are...high school level biology terms.
Never expected that Venom would be a damn comedy.. it’s so freaking weird with Tom Hardy being funny they should have said this before the movie started so we could see it with a more open mind and not like the comics However, she Venom, venom animation and the after credits were just realy awesome!!
No movies/shows these days are like the comics Because when they are people hate them
I honestly loved the movie more than I thought I would
Honest trailers are like that cigarette you have after you quit smoking. And they give you that 'oh yeah' kinda feeling.
True
"We're collecting this data as quickly as possible" Slow down with the science talk, braniac
mickeynotmouse that’s what I thought lmao 😂 all the science talk was really not complicated whatsoever. It kinda made Screen Junkies seem like they’re under educated.
Organism got out of containment. Yeah so complicated
I think it's more that it's unnecessary filler dialogue. "Technobabble" is more likely what they meant.
@@thegodofalldragons It's not even technobabble though because its simple dialogue that makes sense and is something the average person should understand. Technobabble would either be some combination of complex sciencey words that probably don't make sense and are just thrown together because it sounds smart. It's more just unnecessary exposition
@@cameronjosephvideos5942 It does have a quality of "how a child thinks scientists talk," though. So, actually, sciencey-talk is accurate.
One of the few movies I honestly enjoyed in the past couple of years
Actually, about the rialto theater, i kinda *rewatch* the car chase scene, and i kinda notice that he mostly turn right everytime(i mean not all the time, correct me if im wrong here) so i think he just go round and round from there....
Technically this is a plausible result because it usually is easier to make a right turn in San Francisco than a left one.
That....that makes the movie even worse
@@iamprodigyable no it makes it hilarious, venom and Brock were so bad at coordinating with each other at that point it’s just realistic XD
say "I did not see the ending of Bird Box"
Whats that?
Hi kamatis
Nico David unfortunately, I did. Movie sucked.
I didn't see any of it , stupid blindfold ..
EpicVoiceGuy huh. I liked it 🤷🏼♀️
And now critics understand what we in comics have understood for years...Venom's _real_ power is printing money.
Pity being Topher Grace neutralizes that power.
Well, now I know we have the same tastes.
Sony Money
MoneV : SEE THE MOTION PICTURE
Anish Poddar well Spider-Man 3 is still the highest grossing Spider-Man movie
Me whenever Drake explains what is He gonna do: Not a great plan.
I love this film in all its schlocky glory!!!! Though my brother described it best as a film: "It's like a train, skidding along on its side, with Venom in a conductors hat going: "Choo-choo!"- It's not *good* and only Venom is keeping it from being an utter horrifying disaster, but you can't look away."
Disturbingly accurate
R
"Like a turd in the wind." Whose idea was it to put that line in this movie?
@Jacob Molyneux Shut up! That is so weird!
@Jacob Molyneux Hmmm... It's still a weird ass line!
It was bloody hilarious. That whole scene had me in stitches, the delivery is perfect and the humour mirrors the comics quite well.
They told me to put it in
Cahidi Joyo Raharjo - Youre pathetic lol
That last joke was one of your best yet.
"Raisin Venom" 🤣
“His ever changing man bracelets”
"Ooohh, Epic Voicey likey~" that, that's where i died
Gotta admit, as a baby scientist, I enjoyed the science y’all XD Lmao screenjunkies ships symbrock, I love
still a better love story than twilight.
And don't forget still better than Homecoming.
Twilight is actually really entertaining to watch
2011 wants this meme back where it belongs
EmilGames Tell them no
But just like Twilight, they're both extremely awful
On the one hand, Venom was a terrible movie. On the other hand, it was really really good.
What is this sorcery???
this is accurate
Actually how I felt
So basically it was so BAD.....it was good....Kinda like a cult classic almost?
So you got two hands?
You must say: “You’ve got to risk it... for the biscuit”
"Carlton Drake, a man who wants to destroy the humanity in order to save it" I DIED LMFAO
I am so disappointed that you went with "Felon Musk" over the far more obvious choice "Hal Rudnick"
Ayyy the boundary break guy! Love your videos, very interesting to watch. Thanks for making those.
Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Since when "obvious" is not disappointing? 😃
hal who, what ?
I legitimately thought it was Hal
Nah fam, Hollywood covers his mouth because he’s too damn beautiful
But he's like a potato with hair...
I've seen his teeth. Definitely from the UK, though not as bad as other Brits' teeth, so he got lucky.
Candice ecidnaC oh, so that’s why he looks so delicious 😋
This channel is hilarious! Thank you so much.
”Rolling down the street like turd in wind“ gets me every time I think about it
in the comics venoms metabolism uses every thing he eats and ingests including bullets and the waste is the saliva coming out the mouth
Does he do that like...in the mass around the host?
oh................. yikes
Hooray! Science!
@@Silverizael I think so? I doubt the human body would have the ability to do that even if it was hijacked
@@elalesound gee thanks
That wig drove me CRAZY. ALL FILM LONG. What is with these actresses sporting atrocious wigs these days they’re so obvious. Can’t production shell out on hair any more.
Using hair spray to freeze your hair in crazy shapes damages the follicles over time. Even over shampooing does. Lots of the stuff we do to our hair is unnatural
What character had a wig ?? Guess it didn't look that bad if I didn't even notice it
Woody Harrelson's is 100 times worse. I mean I think Woody is a great actor. But that wig? Come on! This isn't a local Primary School play.
@@01101 if you watched till the end the guy who's meant to be carnage has this horrible red wig
Honestly can’t tell unless you’re aware that the actress has short hair.
Fortunately "Sick, Tight, & Narley are all in my vocab"
This is the first review/reaction, out of the couple dozen I've seen before, to have any reaction to the 'turd in the wind' line. Congrats!!
Honestly still loved this movie. I think it’s just because I have a soft spot for venom
Same here. I loved it. Action packed, and Michelle Williams and Jenny Slate are hot.
He may have a taste for that soft spot. ☻
I'm not sure what to think about this film. I didn't watch it because it didn't interest me, then most critics hated it but there are people who defend it to the death. So, I'm just going to assume it's a film that caters to specific tastes. Either way, I doubt I'd enjoy it.
Having read the Venom comic mini-series, they got it almost exactly right. Both Eddie and the Venom symbiote are weirdos with twisted senses of humor in the comic too.
@@jimkhan1342 absolutely it accidentally found a really specific audience and now just caters to it lmao
The Rialto theater deserved an Oscar for its performance
There's not even a Rialto theater in SF, which is where this movie is supposed to take place lol
It'll get snubbed of course...
“So many weird little noises, you’ll wonder if they’ve been covering his mouth for a reason.” Hahaha 🤣
The Rialto theater was spotless 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👍👍👍 and his love for the two
Who are you? We... are Sony’s last hope
Sony makes non Marvel movies though.
Talebird K A movie that made over $200 million worldwide on a $90 million budget is a box office dud?
Have you heard of PlayStation 4?
RIALTO Theatre 😂😂
Felon Musk nearly had me rolling
It was brilliant 😂😂😂
"And so many weird little noises, you'll wonder if they've been covering his mouth for a reason." You conveniently left Inception out there didn't you ?
2019 now, please do an Akira honest trailer!
Avatar Mike Phantom ^^^
I’d actually rather have a ‘Chronicle’ honest trailer.
he can't that's the perfect film.
I'd be down for that