Top Gear and Grand Tour stars go shopping for goods/food and the Stig is also amongst this compilation Send your video ideas: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FA...
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Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers Richard and James = two hungover blokes
@matussa2 жыл бұрын
All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
Both these comments are true lol
@EzraEel05 Жыл бұрын
All 3 comments here are true lol
@RAKESH-xw9xm8 ай бұрын
All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?
Every man ever going on a camping trip with his guy friends.
@lonerider922 жыл бұрын
@Taiga 🤣
@rufusgreenleaf24662 жыл бұрын
@Taiga muslims lmao?
@krisnaputramaulidan28432 жыл бұрын
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 they make up for it with amazing beards
@ramdomy_boi90492 жыл бұрын
@@ramdomy_boi9049 yeah idk how arabs have those godly beards but i want to get that someday
@krisnaputramaulidan28432 жыл бұрын
"do you have an expensive aunt?." - *James May.*
@Joentac3 жыл бұрын
that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.
@bonelesspizza55453 жыл бұрын
That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.
@petertaylor49803 жыл бұрын
Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía
@theepicosityofpizza3 жыл бұрын
But where is your legs tho?
@swedish_vikings3 жыл бұрын
"Caratia" to lift your cara tía
@guillermoirigoin26473 жыл бұрын
1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.
@wilfstor30783 жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮
@Thedarkside3792 жыл бұрын
It opens beer
@arandomsupra2 жыл бұрын
You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.
@cinnamonrollypoly2 жыл бұрын
@@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P
@Ctofer932 жыл бұрын
@@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer
@mrcoolize2 жыл бұрын
"Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie" I love that
@JessidGallardo3 жыл бұрын
Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)
@nothajzl3 жыл бұрын
Apti Newim what episode is that
@thurnishaley14813 жыл бұрын
@@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6
@nickgarfield68733 жыл бұрын
Nick Garfield thanks my guy
@thurnishaley14813 жыл бұрын
For some reason that sounds naughty.
@foraminuteforaminute40563 жыл бұрын
"Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL
@kael24503 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao
@keiztrat91093 жыл бұрын
The council wants to know your location 😂
@heartless6043 жыл бұрын
Smort
@FarmYardGaming3 жыл бұрын
Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway
@theconfusedllama94053 жыл бұрын
The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!
@N4rkoza3 жыл бұрын
6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂
@chelnahtheegghead Жыл бұрын
Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!
@baggie_woodmanАй бұрын
"I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."
@lightningbuster3 жыл бұрын
Gonorrhea
@andrewvanhalen19843 жыл бұрын
@@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?
@ConnorRK-nk8rg3 жыл бұрын
My favourite bit
@TomorrowWeLive3 жыл бұрын
Which episode is that? So funny
@gius4real4153 жыл бұрын
@@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'
@ConnorRK-nk8rg3 жыл бұрын
It’s a bottle opener Their faces when they realize. It’s a bottle opener! It open beer!
@lawman9773 жыл бұрын
do you know what episode it is
@mrcrayola20133 жыл бұрын
@@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.
@vincenthoehlich3 жыл бұрын
@YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir
@lawman9773 жыл бұрын
What a god
@petrified19993 жыл бұрын
My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar
@colintosh54173 жыл бұрын
Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?" Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*
@alc-d41633 жыл бұрын
Snack?
@lavistalimited47473 жыл бұрын
@nope not me Have*
@reubenbell19803 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD
@PoxMuffin3 жыл бұрын
So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣
@Alexander_l3223 жыл бұрын
Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂
@unitedforever92913 жыл бұрын
There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed
@QueenofTNT3 жыл бұрын
You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't
@bierbestie49362 жыл бұрын
What episode was that from?
@robertfreeman78032 жыл бұрын
@@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen
@covb26152 жыл бұрын
@@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that
@asianhooman21112 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂
@adrianvg123 жыл бұрын
it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt
@robbutterill14263 жыл бұрын
Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol
@strawberrypencl2 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y
@GoobGloop2 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol
@TheRuddster952 жыл бұрын
How to pronounce that word?
@kiramutoujaeger Жыл бұрын
Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling *Cuts to Hammond haggling*
@gbmgaming3 жыл бұрын
He dropped by 50 too
@bigbang13313 жыл бұрын
@@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.
@janis70773 жыл бұрын
@@janis7077 Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar! He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD
@PerfectAlibi13 жыл бұрын
@@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds
@angela.luntian3 жыл бұрын
@@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20
@guyfieri1483 жыл бұрын
Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me
@thy1nz3 жыл бұрын
Because this trio is just perfect
@dariogrosse50533 жыл бұрын
Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic
@iz7233 жыл бұрын
@@iz723 lol he changed it back lol
@OhHeBustin3 жыл бұрын
@@OhHeBustin good, he's learning
@iz7233 жыл бұрын
I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...
@bentonlott62723 жыл бұрын
The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.
@AlekWheeler3 жыл бұрын
It's scripted, mate.
@TkoPunches3 жыл бұрын
@@TkoPunches It's still funny, mate.
@jakanz Жыл бұрын
@@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.
@LASAGNA_LARRY11 ай бұрын
7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre
@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire3 жыл бұрын
@McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”
@robbutterill14263 жыл бұрын
If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?
@colintosh54173 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@sandasturner95293 жыл бұрын
@@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself
@colintosh54173 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@sandasturner95293 жыл бұрын
@@colintosh5417 LMAO
@ismaeel50513 жыл бұрын
The Stig will keep Hammond
@nht20719943 жыл бұрын
hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats
@meatballg86553 жыл бұрын
Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.
@nivyan3 жыл бұрын
Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.
@batt3ryac1d3 жыл бұрын
May would be the ultimate survivor
@tiko46213 жыл бұрын
Adapt - Improvise - Survive
@killagamez46193 жыл бұрын
Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent
@kaitlyngarner7403 жыл бұрын
James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand
@MartHommes3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.
@no_one01-52 жыл бұрын
Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "Just pay the price!" Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"
@TheClapton23 жыл бұрын
I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?
@FauxNoir3 жыл бұрын
Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special
@anzumatsuri21813 жыл бұрын
@@FauxNoir they are in laos
@failtolawl3 жыл бұрын
Cambodia
@Band-maid-fan1013 жыл бұрын
A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch
@nutshot_brawler84663 жыл бұрын
1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.
@elainagilbert7663 Жыл бұрын
"this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!
@PeetaPan12 жыл бұрын
8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂
@chris-hayes3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays
@kyl36443 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@redstar10933 жыл бұрын
ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america
@sirchaozz3 жыл бұрын
that would sell well
@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын
The all new JC SDV
@retrospace21503 жыл бұрын
I came here looking for this comment
@Jeffers4213 жыл бұрын
"Is this a marrow?" "FUHK!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@mkhowsey28913 жыл бұрын
Seasons & episodes 0:00 s19e1 0:22 s19e5 0:56 s9e5 1:09 s22e8 1:35 s12e8 2:02 s22e3 2:22 the grand tour s1e8 3:27 the grand tour s2e5 3:55 s9e1 4:00 s14e6 4:27 s16e1 5:01 s22e2 5:16 s21e3 5:35 s21e7 5:51 the grand tour s4e1 6:31 s11e4 6:51 s17e2 7:00 s19e6 7:52 top ground gear force 8:23 s21e1 8:41 s12e6
@ghrfuidos2 жыл бұрын
You are my hero
@halo73722 жыл бұрын
Hero
@sunarpichin5972 Жыл бұрын
Wow
@naturelover2238 Жыл бұрын
Awesome
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
This should have thousands of likes. Thank you OP!!!
@CommanderAkio Жыл бұрын
It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining
@x5digi3 жыл бұрын
Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously
@hafsa.90 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
I bought James a present! *drives out of Ann Summers*
@reececameron50703 жыл бұрын
Corey Barton Nah mate
@reececameron50703 жыл бұрын
@OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that
@osprey56113 жыл бұрын
OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes
@skydiamsteam60053 жыл бұрын
Yeah we all seen
@trueaussie30973 жыл бұрын
@@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true
@reececameron50703 жыл бұрын
I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.
@unknownvariable7714 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up
@jackbauer47623 жыл бұрын
I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.
@greatwesternproductions28573 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep
@MatrixGuardians993 жыл бұрын
What’s that?
@LJC9443 жыл бұрын
LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.
@greatwesternproductions28573 жыл бұрын
Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good
@LJC9443 жыл бұрын
Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED
@dunlop91613 жыл бұрын
One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener
@galaxyfallen3 жыл бұрын
For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?
@drunk_famasmf51353 жыл бұрын
@@drunk_famasmf5135 beer
@matgof033 жыл бұрын
Canadians are very practical people.
@handlesarefeckinstupid3 жыл бұрын
In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.
@Mondoblasto03 жыл бұрын
Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one
@galaxyfallen3 жыл бұрын
I've been sent to get Gorgon- I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18
@southofheaven153 жыл бұрын
I love their reactions to the bottle opener "It opens beer!" "We want them!"
@kisumiri3 жыл бұрын
“Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”
@WhatIMakeIsRandom3 жыл бұрын
“Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol
@benzzodude3 жыл бұрын
hmmmmmmmmmmm
@AverageAlien3 жыл бұрын
@James Harding Nice.
@Sandbar3D3 жыл бұрын
@James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got
@zrspangle3 жыл бұрын
@James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)
@zrspangle3 жыл бұрын
@@unops1archive which James is surprisingly good at
@adrielsebastian52162 жыл бұрын
Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.
@cherries4life387 Жыл бұрын
6:29 That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"
@marty67793 жыл бұрын
You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"
@Recessio3 жыл бұрын
And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge
@evantra17613 жыл бұрын
Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.
@36hhchebs603 жыл бұрын
Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation
@hayosiko91193 жыл бұрын
😂 I like the idea I'll look into it
@niksv41653 жыл бұрын
In the right one! It was my favorite one! kzhead.info/sun/mcmepqh_hZ53rKs/bejne.html
@cirocciroc3 жыл бұрын
3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!
@playboijj13233 жыл бұрын
7:21. This guy. XD He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?
@magicman74472 жыл бұрын
“No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂
@joshkirkham42813 жыл бұрын
“Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_
@beezerboy41523 жыл бұрын
1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣
@Inspiration_YT_ Жыл бұрын
This is the most British thing I've ever seen
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows71263 жыл бұрын
Welcome to top gear
@meyr19923 жыл бұрын
I took the eyebrows
@zidanezayed65962 жыл бұрын
"it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"
@danielyeroshalmi74923 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
"HIV what?"
@bumblebee__3 жыл бұрын
5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth. She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.
@OMEGa3FattyAcid1003 жыл бұрын
I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time. Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too. But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit. You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall. Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!
@EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын
What a great description.
@kgzuig3 жыл бұрын
This comment is beautiful
@afrizaldaniswaraali89803 жыл бұрын
So true
@Fleeb-pb7zo3 жыл бұрын
**laughs in Australian**
@bri50333 жыл бұрын
@@bri5033 you lot lost in the emu war
@Bigbigpoopi2 жыл бұрын
Where is your leg? I'm dead of laughing
@pandumiharja67693 жыл бұрын
same
@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын
They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]
@joermnyc3 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping
@killstacy80883 жыл бұрын
5:04 He actually said "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"
@MrHankHill2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser
@roowut3 жыл бұрын
If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it
@boostconcept_3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"
@oOSNGOo3 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
@@elitesucka nice copypasta
@oOSNGOo2 жыл бұрын
@@oOSNGOo I bet he doesn't have shoes
@HGmolotov2 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣
@JMUDoc10 ай бұрын
Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.
@Trija2043 жыл бұрын
"It's a bottle opener!" "It opens beer!" "Yes, we want them!" I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.
@N-GinAndTonicTM2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush." All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."
@xenowilson3 жыл бұрын
The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them
@jamieeedden7772 жыл бұрын
"Your suit is ready" Gets me every time 😂😂
@adeels973 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ...
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine! Edit: thanx for the likes homies!
@senseisoup26553 жыл бұрын
I came here to say just that XD
@grantkruger36893 жыл бұрын
It’s a p45
@roysaladbar52723 жыл бұрын
Pandemic special
@Frank159823 жыл бұрын
@@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)
@grantkruger36893 жыл бұрын
he knew it was coming.......
@RC-nv6rc3 жыл бұрын
The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂
@flyshallowfax3 жыл бұрын
One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them. That would be some iron-willed training.
@bonafide_idiot2 жыл бұрын
Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?
@tarawallis98233 жыл бұрын
That's what they did: kzhead.info/sun/mqeDoLuye3-MoX0/bejne.html
@dbclass40752 жыл бұрын
1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects! This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂
@iXlnte2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.
@ihavenoname30143 жыл бұрын
The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!
@stepha5926 Жыл бұрын
Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER. Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER. And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.
@TheHorusTapes3 жыл бұрын
This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂
@corinpaterson17863 жыл бұрын
Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.
@MyGamer1253 жыл бұрын
Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.
@disposable_income_andy2 жыл бұрын
Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.
@JamaicanCastle2 жыл бұрын
Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre
@Themotivationcollector3 жыл бұрын
"well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO
@hifidavid83353 жыл бұрын
Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50
@Avatarbee3 жыл бұрын
7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection
@TheBenjaman3 жыл бұрын
Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.
@joeg82002 жыл бұрын
"Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May
@yuh-fv7ds3 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
@@elitesucka please stop
@LUNE.442 жыл бұрын
The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything
@WashedAMVs2 жыл бұрын
0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_ Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread. Clarkson: Potted meat! Hammond: Beef spread... And thus the bunker kitchen was born!
@Mondoblasto03 жыл бұрын
@AkG Season 19 Episode 5!
@zachvickers52423 жыл бұрын
Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus
@twiggy12963 жыл бұрын
"Tonight! Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley. James complains about fashion. And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."
@nova87472 жыл бұрын
This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items
@CucumberpatchAddict3 жыл бұрын
"Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."
@FurryWulfz2 жыл бұрын
“Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂
@him050 Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.
@greatsayain3 жыл бұрын
Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential
@WeMuckAround3 жыл бұрын
Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight
@es0x3 жыл бұрын
But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?
@houdin654jeff3 жыл бұрын
@@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.
@greatsayain3 жыл бұрын
As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.
@Jawsjawsjawsrg2 жыл бұрын
4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.
@sportssciotaku71492 жыл бұрын
The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂
@alecmagill53373 жыл бұрын
1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses
@redes95293 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day
@mattb23823 жыл бұрын
"But I'm a man!" Jeremy Clarkson is just naturally funny.
@sperguette86692 жыл бұрын
"Do you have an expensive aunt?" 😂😂😂😂
@earlofsmeg3 жыл бұрын
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..
@elitesucka2 жыл бұрын
@@elitesucka AMEN!!!
@earlofsmeg2 жыл бұрын
Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58
@jericosunio96733 жыл бұрын
Oh god where is their head? I can't see it
@whaddyamean993 жыл бұрын
Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything* This channel:interesting
@Zen_atm3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.
@thatboykaden81282 жыл бұрын
Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?
@saksham3753 жыл бұрын
*an cabbage
@hongsengchan98552 жыл бұрын
A apple
@paulmoore3942 жыл бұрын
Love the bit with The Stig and books... the folded paper to mark the books that were paid for so he could drop/damage them 🤣
@Wallie82282 жыл бұрын
The two seconds of Clarkson leaving Ann summers is pure imported gold
@cadiastands68742 жыл бұрын
1:16 You take this small few seconds of these people realizing it opens beer, makes me proud to be British.
Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers Richard and James = two hungover blokes
All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers
Both these comments are true lol
All 3 comments here are true lol
All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?
That is actually true
"It's a bottle opener!?" "IT OPENS *BEER* !" "WE WANT THEM!"
Every man ever going on a camping trip with his guy friends.
@Taiga 🤣
@Taiga muslims lmao?
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 they make up for it with amazing beards
@@ramdomy_boi9049 yeah idk how arabs have those godly beards but i want to get that someday
"do you have an expensive aunt?." - *James May.*
that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.
That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.
Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía
But where is your legs tho?
"Caratia" to lift your cara tía
1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.
Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮
It opens beer
You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.
@@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P
@@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer
"Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie" I love that
Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)
Apti Newim what episode is that
@@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6
Nick Garfield thanks my guy
For some reason that sounds naughty.
"Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL
Exactly lmao
The council wants to know your location 😂
Smort
Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway
The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!
6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂
Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!
"I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."
Gonorrhea
@@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?
My favourite bit
Which episode is that? So funny
@@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'
It’s a bottle opener Their faces when they realize. It’s a bottle opener! It open beer!
do you know what episode it is
@@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.
@YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir
What a god
My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar
Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?" Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*
Snack?
@nope not me Have*
I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD
So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣
Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂
There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed
You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't
What episode was that from?
@@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen
@@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that
Timestamp?
The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂
it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt
Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol
@@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y
@@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol
How to pronounce that word?
Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling *Cuts to Hammond haggling*
He dropped by 50 too
@@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.
@@janis7077 Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar! He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds
@@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20
Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me
Because this trio is just perfect
Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic
@@iz723 lol he changed it back lol
@@OhHeBustin good, he's learning
I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...
The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.
It's scripted, mate.
@@TkoPunches It's still funny, mate.
@@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.
The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.
7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre
@McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”
If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?
Underrated comment
@@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself
Thanks
@@colintosh5417 LMAO
The Stig will keep Hammond
hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats
Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.
Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.
May would be the ultimate survivor
Adapt - Improvise - Survive
Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent
James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand
Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.
Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank
Jeremy: "Just pay the price!" Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"
I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?
Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special
@@FauxNoir they are in laos
Cambodia
A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch
1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.
"this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!
8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂
Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays
Lmao
ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america
that would sell well
The all new JC SDV
I came here looking for this comment
"Is this a marrow?" "FUHK!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Seasons & episodes 0:00 s19e1 0:22 s19e5 0:56 s9e5 1:09 s22e8 1:35 s12e8 2:02 s22e3 2:22 the grand tour s1e8 3:27 the grand tour s2e5 3:55 s9e1 4:00 s14e6 4:27 s16e1 5:01 s22e2 5:16 s21e3 5:35 s21e7 5:51 the grand tour s4e1 6:31 s11e4 6:51 s17e2 7:00 s19e6 7:52 top ground gear force 8:23 s21e1 8:41 s12e6
You are my hero
Hero
Wow
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This should have thousands of likes. Thank you OP!!!
It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining
Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously
Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won
I bought James a present! *drives out of Ann Summers*
Corey Barton Nah mate
@OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that
OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes
Yeah we all seen
@@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true
I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.
Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up
I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.
I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep
What’s that?
LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.
Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good
Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED
One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener
For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?
@@drunk_famasmf5135 beer
Canadians are very practical people.
In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.
Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one
I've been sent to get Gorgon- I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18
I love their reactions to the bottle opener "It opens beer!" "We want them!"
“Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”
“Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol
hmmmmmmmmmmm
@James Harding Nice.
@James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got
@James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)
@@unops1archive which James is surprisingly good at
Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.
6:29 That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"
You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"
And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge
Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.
Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation
😂 I like the idea I'll look into it
In the right one! It was my favorite one! kzhead.info/sun/mcmepqh_hZ53rKs/bejne.html
3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!
7:21. This guy. XD He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?
“No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂
“Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_
1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the most British thing I've ever seen
Welcome to top gear
I took the eyebrows
"it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
"HIV what?"
5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth. She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.
I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time. Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too. But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit. You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall. Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!
What a great description.
This comment is beautiful
So true
**laughs in Australian**
@@bri5033 you lot lost in the emu war
Where is your leg? I'm dead of laughing
same
They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..
Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping
5:04 He actually said "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"
Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny
the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser
If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it
The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@@elitesucka nice copypasta
@@oOSNGOo I bet he doesn't have shoes
It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣
Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.
"It's a bottle opener!" "It opens beer!" "Yes, we want them!" I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.
Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush." All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."
The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them
"Your suit is ready" Gets me every time 😂😂
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This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine! Edit: thanx for the likes homies!
I came here to say just that XD
It’s a p45
Pandemic special
@@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)
he knew it was coming.......
The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂
One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them. That would be some iron-willed training.
Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?
That's what they did: kzhead.info/sun/mqeDoLuye3-MoX0/bejne.html
1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects! This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂
Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.
The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!
Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER. Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER. And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.
This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂
Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.
Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.
Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.
@@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.
Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.
Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre
"well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO
Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50
7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection
Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.
"Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May
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@@elitesucka please stop
The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything
0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_ Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread. Clarkson: Potted meat! Hammond: Beef spread... And thus the bunker kitchen was born!
@AkG Season 19 Episode 5!
Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus
"Tonight! Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley. James complains about fashion. And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."
This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items
"Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."
“Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂
Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.
Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential
Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight
But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?
@@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.
As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.
4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.
The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂
1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses
As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day
"But I'm a man!" Jeremy Clarkson is just naturally funny.
"Do you have an expensive aunt?" 😂😂😂😂
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@@elitesucka AMEN!!!
Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58
Oh god where is their head? I can't see it
Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything* This channel:interesting
I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.
Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?
*an cabbage
A apple
Love the bit with The Stig and books... the folded paper to mark the books that were paid for so he could drop/damage them 🤣
The two seconds of Clarkson leaving Ann summers is pure imported gold
1:16 You take this small few seconds of these people realizing it opens beer, makes me proud to be British.