Ep 53- You have a razor? | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

2024 ж. 9 Сәу.
10 648 Рет қаралды

www.redclaycomedy.com for the first ever LIVE BONE TO PICK Atlanta, GA at the Red Clay Comedy Festival May 11th, 2024!
Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with people who drop stuff and don't pick it up, coffee lids that hide coffee on the outside of the rim plus a hilarious video bone and more fan bones! Keep them coming to bonetopickcast@gmail.com
Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi
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  • My bone is free podcasts that don’t post exactly when I expect them too🙄😁

    @klekster12@klekster12Ай бұрын
    • Lol😂

      @ogplayapp@ogplayappАй бұрын
    • solid bone

      @martinmagnia314@martinmagnia314Ай бұрын
    • Listen the only day that is acceptable for an Italian restaurant to be off is Sunday you got to respect that, a Monday no freaking way👍

      @AdamGenes@AdamGenesАй бұрын
    • 😂😅

      @fredychicano654@fredychicano654Ай бұрын
    • My bone is people not knowing when to use "to, two or too" as well as "there, their or they're" lmfao

      @guyledouche6039@guyledouche6039Ай бұрын
  • Paul carrying a razor on him is the most Paul thing ever 😂

    @shaneguglielmo2750@shaneguglielmo2750Ай бұрын
  • “You know what else you can’t get on Monday?.. Bone to Pick Podcast “ 😂😂

    @nickm724@nickm724Ай бұрын
  • Yep, Paul is 100% the mom. Bobby the dad, and Mike... adopted.

    @justinbeaulieu192@justinbeaulieu192Ай бұрын
  • “You never give a Greek an option” is so fycking funny and painfully true lol

    @kaitlinsofia@kaitlinsofiaАй бұрын
  • My two favorite scallops. 🤣

    @maybachyard@maybachyardАй бұрын
  • Thank you for the free content it means so much thanks guys

    @naytbeckwith1540@naytbeckwith1540Ай бұрын
  • Aye aye!! Been on the lookout for y’all! Best show around by FAR! Never miss an episode! 🫡

    @CornerStoreDrums@CornerStoreDrumsАй бұрын
  • well well well... look who decided to show up....

    @seanellis5696@seanellis5696Ай бұрын
    • 👀

      @bonetopickcast@bonetopickcastАй бұрын
  • Paul "Where's my 1" Virzi 🤣🤣🤣

    @416John@416JohnАй бұрын
  • 26:59 absolute favorite moment from our bone-fathers ❤️

    @EmmerBear93@EmmerBear93Ай бұрын
  • We appreciate you guys doing the show regardless of it late on time whatever. Thanks guys

    @Recoveringdadpodcast@RecoveringdadpodcastАй бұрын
  • Ayyyyy!! My bone got on! I would've stood IN LINE all day for that. Thanks fellas!!

    @TemakiTom@TemakiTomАй бұрын
  • This is one of 5 shows I check for. I love yall

    @troythompson2@troythompson2Ай бұрын
  • I swear they didn’t drop Monday because Bobby and Paul wanted to see the eclipse... Seriously tho better late than never!! 🙌🏽

    @undergroundambassador@undergroundambassadorАй бұрын
  • If you say you're online when you're waiting in a line you're fucking crazy! Lmao 😂

    @StevieGYaSee@StevieGYaSeeАй бұрын
  • Thank you for the ‘in line’ bone! Yes!!! It is ‘in line.’

    @Clemits@ClemitsАй бұрын
  • BETTER LATE THEN NEVER FELLAS, WAY TO GO!!! 🤦🤷😏😭😂

    @AbrahamSanchez-jk8kw@AbrahamSanchez-jk8kwАй бұрын
  • How dare you guys be late on your podcast.. Lol😂 thank you so much guys you made my day. Always happy to see the boyz 🔥👍

    @AdamGenes@AdamGenesАй бұрын
  • “Never give a Greek an option” DAAAAAAAAMN Bobby lol TRUTH 🇬🇷

    @TodayInSpace@TodayInSpaceАй бұрын
  • I KNEW something was missing on Monday… Besides the sun for about four minutes.

    @MikesOrganicVideos@MikesOrganicVideosАй бұрын
  • Paul & his family could’ve got pizza 🍕 & wings from any of the chain pizza places on Mondays.

    @marlonstallings5229@marlonstallings5229Ай бұрын
  • A lot of restaurants are closed on Mondays bc they don’t take Saturdays or Sundays off. If it’s a smaller/mom and pop restaurant, they take Monday off so they can have a day off after the busy weekend. Mondays are generally slow for restaurants. You can’t be mad at them for taking a day off, working in restaurants is long hours and stressful work!

    @norab7432@norab7432Ай бұрын
  • Don't get how bone to pick pod hasn't blown up yet... keep grinding boys the days coming up for sure!

    @kilbskiii@kilbskiiiАй бұрын
  • Bobby's impression of virzi always cracks me up so much!! 2:14

    @StevieRoyale@StevieRoyale14 күн бұрын
  • The razor was crazy! Bob's reaction was so good I replayed that a couple times.

    @IhateMainstreamTrash@IhateMainstreamTrashАй бұрын
  • Team “in line” here 😂😂😂

    @goodbuddy316@goodbuddy316Ай бұрын
  • PAUL as crazy as the razor thing seems, it's actually the freshest Italiano shit I may have ever seen!!! It is the equivalent of a black dude carrying a hair brush to keep his beard and fade nice. Love it!

    @jneal18@jneal18Ай бұрын
  • Razor was LEGENDARY

    @Siggy_Sour@Siggy_SourАй бұрын
  • I hate getting gas in Jersey. I don’t want that interaction for one second

    @BrothaB910@BrothaB910Ай бұрын
  • As a fan that binged watched the series from the start since about two weeks ago I gotta say yall are in my top 5 podcasts💯💯 love the way yall talk shit but don’t take things to heart, it’s great to watch!!! I’ll be here till y’all stop making episodes 💯

    @flybimmerttv170@flybimmerttv170Ай бұрын
  • It was worth the wait! The razor 🪒 🤣🤣🤣🤣The razor in the pocket 😂😂

    @melissagardner5936@melissagardner5936Ай бұрын
  • Paul, the 1 is in the same place every week

    @scottv8124@scottv8124Ай бұрын
  • The look Bobby gave the camera when Paul said his wife looked at the picture

    @zieglla@ziegllaАй бұрын
    • Not enough people mentioning this 🤣🤣🤣 Paul is wild for that

      @jimjohnson8999@jimjohnson8999Ай бұрын
  • Yes! You dropped it. Was waiting since Monday. You got some hardcore fans here now.

    @GK-qc5ry@GK-qc5ryАй бұрын
    • 🦴🦴🦴🦴

      @bonetopickcast@bonetopickcastАй бұрын
  • Omg i literally have been refreshing my phone all week waiting on this 😂 its okay i rewatched old eps.🎉😂😊

    @Sprinklespritz@SprinklespritzАй бұрын
  • The fun version is oh oopsie is forever the new excuse for everything 😂😂😂

    @kamrantavakolinia96@kamrantavakolinia9612 күн бұрын
  • Good to have ya back boys, let’s pick some bones.

    @tazman323@tazman323Ай бұрын
  • The Best Podcast In The World.

    @jasonharvey4028@jasonharvey4028Ай бұрын
  • Aaaaaaaaaaand that's is why you don't hype up a bone!! Lol No pizza Mondays..? Lololol Barely a ligament...let alone a bone! Lol

    @Xicano414@Xicano414Ай бұрын
  • A pocket razor is wild lol!!!

    @chrisdautrich66@chrisdautrich66Ай бұрын
    • Sounds like a porn star thing or something. 😂

      @davidperez5089@davidperez5089Ай бұрын
  • When Paul was talkin about places being closed on a Monday in his area. Where I live it is all Chinese places and Mexican places.

    @praokon@praokonАй бұрын
  • We need t shirts that say "Where's my 1?"

    @xlboss5992@xlboss5992Ай бұрын
    • ‼‼‼

      @jimjohnson8999@jimjohnson8999Ай бұрын
  • The in line on line bone nice

    @atbmob@atbmobАй бұрын
  • As someone who lives in freezing Maine, i discovered if the pump doesn't have those 3 notches you can stick your gas cap in there to keep it fueling without having to stand there holding it.

    @LuckyLuch1@LuckyLuch1Ай бұрын
  • “The fun version is.. uh.. oopsie” 😂

    @adamdailey4168@adamdailey4168Ай бұрын
  • Slice 420 on oro blanco in colorado springs, closed on mother F***ing mondays! Lol Paul's bone is a good one!

    @jordanjae@jordanjaeАй бұрын
  • I still love that Paul asks where is his one.😂

    @user-bi3wk5rx6w@user-bi3wk5rx6wАй бұрын
  • In PA (and some parts of Jersey) most cheesesteak places are closed on Monday…and quite a few don’t open until Wednesday. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    @shinner65@shinner65Ай бұрын
  • Glad I got some bone. I was worried

    @romuloromeo2071@romuloromeo2071Ай бұрын
  • Australian here. The "No Pizza on Mondays" thing is real here too. Unless you want Dominos...

    @aws-ooo748@aws-ooo748Ай бұрын
  • Comedians wanting restaurants and pizzerias to be open seven days a week when they barely work three days a week is hilarious.

    @KidBaklava504@KidBaklava504Ай бұрын
    • I couldn't agree more. One of my biggest bones is hearing these guys with podcasts talk about how it's so hard to do three in one day because that's a lot of work. It makes me want to go nuts because you can tell they forgot what it's like to have a real job that's actually tough.

      @StevieGYaSee@StevieGYaSeeАй бұрын
  • Damn near every restaurant in Portland is closed Monday AND Sunday. Dives me up a wall!

    @aBT31@aBT31Ай бұрын
  • It’s definitely “in line”

    @andersonthedoublecheeseburger@andersonthedoublecheeseburgerАй бұрын
  • Great episode. Bobby flabbergasting at Paul's story had me crying.

    @jkim760@jkim760Ай бұрын
  • Paul’s face when he reached for the razor was hilarious 😂

    @slim710.@slim710.Ай бұрын
    • He thought that shit was smooth as butter 😂😂

      @jimjohnson8999@jimjohnson8999Ай бұрын
  • Paul out here in the northern Poconos the pizza restaurants close Monday. Several times we have wanted pizza on a Monday and remember they're closed and get annoyed 😂

    @Glockdad@GlockdadАй бұрын
  • oooooo I can feel the *HEAT* coming off this episode 🎉😂 #bonerbrigade

    @seanob9245@seanob9245Ай бұрын
  • Great relatable video bone tonight!

    @sarahk3830@sarahk3830Ай бұрын
  • paul is the most indian italian ive ever He's one sunny day away from being a different race

    @fatalbert3448@fatalbert3448Ай бұрын
  • Ayyyy better late than never 🥳

    @jennhansonxlove@jennhansonxloveАй бұрын
  • PAUL CARRYING A RAZOR IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN 😂

    @CM-wp9mk@CM-wp9mkАй бұрын
  • The question is do you have a calendar… 😂

    @slimpickens7822@slimpickens7822Ай бұрын
  • Life hack: if the gas pump doesn’t have the click in place tabs, use your gas cap to wedge under the pump. It fits perfectly and the pump will still stop when full.

    @ruggedmeetsrefined5345@ruggedmeetsrefined5345Ай бұрын
    • Unless you have a car made in the past few years. A lot of cars don’t have caps any more.

      @shinner65@shinner65Ай бұрын
  • Just about every Italian business in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada is closed on Monday.

    @peteywheatstraw7670@peteywheatstraw767021 күн бұрын
  • When I worked for a CVS in a strip mall, that also had a pizza place, they always closed on Mondays. This was in Plainview, New York. The pandemic didn’t help matters, but three or four pizzerias in a row took over that space in the time that I was there, and they all went out of business until the last one.I don’t live there anymore so I don’t know if the same Pizzeria is still open.

    @MikesOrganicVideos@MikesOrganicVideosАй бұрын
  • Central Maine. Shit is closed on Monday. Family joints need a day.

    @chuckspace2700@chuckspace2700Ай бұрын
  • Calls his shot for greatest bone and it’s another food bone. My guess Sunday turns a profit and Monday it costs money to turn the lights on

    @jeffrhodes8103@jeffrhodes8103Ай бұрын
  • What kind of psychopath says “on line” when they’re standing in a line!? That’s not picky, that’s someone wanting society not to be a bunch of animals lol.

    @midwestmulisha820@midwestmulisha820Ай бұрын
  • The ol’ earbrow..buddy of mine used to come into work looking like he cut his own hair on the drive to work 😂😂😂

    @Marnicle711@Marnicle711Ай бұрын
  • Bro pulled a razor out of his pocket

    @jessicafort6919@jessicafort6919Ай бұрын
  • i live in boston area. Lots of Pizza places are closed monday....i agree

    @anthonynimblett5883@anthonynimblett5883Ай бұрын
  • I hate the term “on line” as well 😂

    @kylemcgill2966@kylemcgill2966Ай бұрын
  • Paul ready to slice some garlic 🧄goodfellas style 🇮🇹

    @fredychicano654@fredychicano654Ай бұрын
  • Looked today and thought I missed the upload..super glad it was just late haha let's goooo

    @sirhaunchalot3336@sirhaunchalot3336Ай бұрын
  • My wife gets hangry Then throw a ham sandwich at her face LMFOAOO

    @DavidSantiago-cf4kv@DavidSantiago-cf4kvАй бұрын
  • This is how I know you lying 🤣🤣🤣

    @bigo2757@bigo2757Ай бұрын
  • They do it in Florida too. It's because all the Italians want to eat Italian food after church.

    @GEEKYMICK@GEEKYMICKАй бұрын
  • The closed thing on Sunday Monday or something is a thing for some, used for prepping sometimes when They’re off, and yes other days much busier Edit: im from south jersey

    @gunnarmathes2803@gunnarmathes2803Ай бұрын
  • On long island we are "on" line

    @livingfoul4305@livingfoul4305Ай бұрын
  • Truly, no one cares why it’s late. We’re just happy to see you. 💜😇🩵

    @infiniteempath@infiniteempathАй бұрын
  • It's a fancy restaurant thing closing on monday

    @shanonburns2118@shanonburns2118Ай бұрын
  • I gues Pizza Hut and Domino's isn't fancy enough for the Paul household

    @jdcriswell2499@jdcriswell2499Ай бұрын
  • I love you Dad.

    @mapwezt@mapweztАй бұрын
  • Not regional Paul it’s the same in California

    @mattbrcs@mattbrcsАй бұрын
  • Regional bone for Virzi. I see it in the Italian-American neighborhoods that are more family-centered, like certain areas of Queens. Hell, some are closed Monday and Tuesday. Makes sense up in fancy town where you are

    @itsarealearworm@itsarealearwormАй бұрын
  • Bobby gave her a 100 but it was ALSO late...

    @therenegadecraftsman@therenegadecraftsmanАй бұрын
  • I've never heard anyone say. Online besides in line... I would be mad and have to correct em.

    @davidniklas6827@davidniklas6827Ай бұрын
  • Here’s a bone: Gotta bring back 2 Comics 2 Cigars Bob, come on…

    @joegarcia2323@joegarcia2323Ай бұрын
  • I've never heard of pizzerias closed on Mondays but boy it'd be a bone of mine 😂

    @kaylafyi@kaylafyiАй бұрын
  • So many damn East Coasters say “ on line”. It’s the worst. Great bone

    @Danimal506@Danimal506Ай бұрын
  • I listen to a lot of NY based podcasts. It sounds so stupid every time someone says “on line” im glad im not the only one who notices 😂

    @84632@84632Ай бұрын
    • It’s an annoying NY thing…everywhere else people wait in a line.

      @shinner65@shinner65Ай бұрын
    • The only exception is if theres an actual line painted on the ground 😂

      @84632@84632Ай бұрын
    • @@84632 which happens often 😂😂😂

      @shinner65@shinner65Ай бұрын
  • we have a weird Wednesday thing in Buff they close early or are closed.

    @Siggy_Sour@Siggy_SourАй бұрын
  • its mostly a regional bone, like it happens coast to coast but you notice it more cause of the proliferation of tiny restaurants in the east. gotta remember it dosent apply to pizza chains, and in the mid n west some towns only have one pizzeria. and they usually close early except for weekends. so most ppl are stuck eating from mass chains, local chains or premium frozen. i live near the canadian border in the west and one of our major towns has the opposite problem. bellingham has like 8 wood fired joints in 5 blocks of eachother so the pizza sucks cause theres no heart*

    @conarhannah5265@conarhannah5265Ай бұрын
  • Hahahaha the razor out the pocket is legendary I’m crackin up

    @rabbibaba2166@rabbibaba2166Ай бұрын
  • Don't bullshit me Bawby n Virzi you both say online instead of in line & now that it's brought to light you realize it. Just like people in their 40s or older say grown up instead of adult

    @guyledouche6039@guyledouche6039Ай бұрын
  • Keep some fresh dough and some pizza ingredients in the fridge. Who doesn't own an oven and a pizza Stone? Everybody has an air fryer. The idea of pizza and wings comes up an hour later you have pizza and wings. In the time it takes for you to ask everybody What they want looking up the pizza place, calling and ordering them cooking it for you, then delivering it. You could have already eaten

    @garthvooder1402@garthvooder1402Ай бұрын
  • Bobby should have made sure if they postponed the ep. What would happen if

    @scottdreger7137@scottdreger7137Ай бұрын
  • You can mute the gas pump ads. Press the button on the right side of the screen, usually the second button from the top. You're welcome

    @WolfJLoophole@WolfJLoopholeАй бұрын
  • We all knew it was Paul's fault hahaha

    @KateFrederick-tc6ku@KateFrederick-tc6kuАй бұрын
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