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Jeremy Clarkson Discovering Jesus Compilation

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2022 ж. 23 Жел.
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Jesus is here!
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  • Long-haired dude whose hair is brown: *Exists* Jezza: “JESUS!”

    @weirdtyrant6274@weirdtyrant6274 Жыл бұрын

    • "GEE-ZÜS!"

      @Smoerrebroed@Smoerrebroed Жыл бұрын

    • as a long-haired dude whose hair is brown, i can confirm we are called Jesus on the regular

      @meatballtacos@meatballtacos Жыл бұрын

    • @@meatballtacos as a long long-haired dude with dark blond hair, i can confirm this too

      @craftgames1882@craftgames1882 Жыл бұрын

    • @@meatballtacos As a bald man, I agree with you

      @WilliamFuckingButcher@WilliamFuckingButcher Жыл бұрын

    • @@meatballtacos i agree i have one coworker who only knows me as jesus

      @higashikatajosuke4987@higashikatajosuke4987 Жыл бұрын

  • "An hour and 40 minutes the government is stealing from gee-zus" 😅 love the way Clarkson says Jesus.

    @gavla3550@gavla3550 Жыл бұрын

    • how else are you supposed to say it?

      @avgeek222@avgeek222 Жыл бұрын

    • @@avgeek222 Nee-Gus 🤯

      @abhishekkar1@abhishekkar1 Жыл бұрын

    • That geezus looks like a pretty chill dude

      @KineticRhyme@KineticRhyme Жыл бұрын

    • GZUZ 187

      @johannes_286@johannes_286 Жыл бұрын

    • @@avgeek222 I said I like how Clarkson says it. And judging by the 1k likes on my comments, a lot of people think the same.

      @gavla3550@gavla3550 Жыл бұрын

  • Christ on a bike is my favorite thing now!

    @RileyZilla1001@RileyZilla1001 Жыл бұрын

    • @Enhanced Potato yes I can

      @Shftrz@Shftrz Жыл бұрын

    • Have you seen spiderman on a unicycle playing the bagpipes?

      @user-kv9uj3gn4x@user-kv9uj3gn4x Жыл бұрын

  • Man w long hair=Jesus. Clarkson Logic

    @AsphaltFight@AsphaltFight Жыл бұрын

    • And people love it!

      @horvatharamadrasan@horvatharamadrasan Жыл бұрын

    • *Hammond and May*

      @n0v1ce45@n0v1ce45 Жыл бұрын

    • and sometimes a beard

      @laurencesnee8362@laurencesnee8362 Жыл бұрын

    • And a beard

      @saagabragi6938@saagabragi6938 Жыл бұрын

    • *white man with long hair

      @EmissaryOfSmeagol@EmissaryOfSmeagol Жыл бұрын

  • How To Escape A Dull Conversation: 1) Spot someone with long black hair and a beard. 2) Scream "JESUS IS HERE". That should do it.

    @PalmerPerspectivePodcast@PalmerPerspectivePodcast Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, that works i can confirm

      @boimna5056@boimna5056 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @Snoop_Dugg@Snoop_Dugg Жыл бұрын

  • "Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?" "Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years." Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?

    @RS14988@RS14988 Жыл бұрын

    • Don't tell Greenpeace

      @indominusrex1652@indominusrex1652 Жыл бұрын

    • so that's why they hate Christianity so bad! hahaha

      @mcmultiplechoice2931@mcmultiplechoice2931 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤪

      @PabloPerez-ed9gp@PabloPerez-ed9gp Жыл бұрын

    • Well, he "did not speak of his own Accord"

      @RoyZenth@RoyZenth Жыл бұрын

    • In the name of the Toyota Prado, and of the Datsun, and of the Holy Lotus Esprit, Amen 🙏😅

      @rdalybread@rdalybread Жыл бұрын

  • 0:38 The guy actually blessed Jeremy 😂

    @grishemall@grishemall Жыл бұрын

    • I DIED

      @sedixmrboss5625@sedixmrboss5625 Жыл бұрын

    • @@sedixmrboss5625 I'm so sorry, rip

      @shoutamagatsuchi3076@shoutamagatsuchi307611 ай бұрын

    • @@shoutamagatsuchi3076 🤣🤣

      @sedixmrboss5625@sedixmrboss562511 ай бұрын

  • I just love how he just stops mid-sentence to just "JESUS IS HERE!!"

    @DragonUltraMaster@DragonUltraMaster Жыл бұрын

  • "Why is he dressed up as Hitler"

    @lotfy309@lotfy309 Жыл бұрын

    • "Because cyclists need to be visible"

      @saagabragi6938@saagabragi6938 Жыл бұрын

    • 0:05

      @saagabragi6938@saagabragi6938 Жыл бұрын

    • @@saagabragi6938 clutch time stamp

      @ggmann13@ggmann13 Жыл бұрын

    • @@saagabragi6938 yeah man real helpful for the tik-tok generation who have sub 7 second attention spans

      @pigmentpeddler5811@pigmentpeddler5811 Жыл бұрын

    • @@pigmentpeddler5811 Ok boomer

      @FranciscoFJM@FranciscoFJM Жыл бұрын

  • 3:00 Top Gear Dog AND Jesus in the same episode, what a legendary moment.

    @georgeharper5939@georgeharper5939 Жыл бұрын

    • Ah... good old TG.

      @404TVfr@404TVfr Жыл бұрын

  • show this compilation to anyone who doesn't know what top gear is

    @bimmingham@bimmingham Жыл бұрын

    • Great idea

      @AkiraHartono@AkiraHartono Жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like a great idea...

      @ducanhcun1909@ducanhcun1909 Жыл бұрын

    • Who doesnt know : What the...

      @queenelsa6974@queenelsa6974 Жыл бұрын

    • Jesus was gifted gold, frankincense, myrrh, and his own Top Gear complilation

      @jacobbahr9316@jacobbahr9316 Жыл бұрын

    • Never watched top gear, I only know about it from videos like these

      @ArgentavisMagnificens@ArgentavisMagnificens Жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Clarkson: "JEEZUZ IZ HERE!"

    @drunk_famasmf5135@drunk_famasmf5135 Жыл бұрын

  • Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear

    @billlincoln2954@billlincoln2954 Жыл бұрын

    • You mean jesus attending the studio

      @adnanrahman5883@adnanrahman5883 Жыл бұрын

    • @@adnanrahman5883 😂 oh yes of course. My bad. Do you know which episode that was? He actually says God is on our side because he sent his son along.

      @billlincoln2954@billlincoln2954 Жыл бұрын

    • @@billlincoln2954 not too sure, but i think it might be from series 10 cause fifth gear set the studio props on fire (allegedly)

      @adnanrahman5883@adnanrahman5883 Жыл бұрын

    • @@adnanrahman5883 Ah right

      @billlincoln2954@billlincoln2954 Жыл бұрын

    • Lol I misread JC (Jeremy Clarkson) as Jesus Christ

      @joe1205@joe1205 Жыл бұрын

  • God: “JESUS CHRIST!” Jesus: “What?!” God: “Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!”

    @theninethrees8044@theninethrees8044 Жыл бұрын

  • A fitting video before Christmas. Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year everyone 🎄

    @aimanazrie8944@aimanazrie8944 Жыл бұрын

    • That reminds me i need to watch middle east special

      @alcapone4159@alcapone4159 Жыл бұрын

    • @@alcapone4159 its babijesus

      @theninethrees8044@theninethrees8044 Жыл бұрын

  • „Your dad gave the world supercharging“

    @a.l-x1612@a.l-x1612 Жыл бұрын

  • The amount of pure wonder in Jezza’s voice is like a kid seeing Santa on Christmas

    @Emily-pb6rx@Emily-pb6rx Жыл бұрын

  • you missed “the son of god doesnt go to fifth gear”

    @Day-vn8lj@Day-vn8lj Жыл бұрын

  • It’s just the pure shocked joy in his voice when he says his name.

    @keyholegaming@keyholegaming Жыл бұрын

  • This happened much more than I realised, and the fact that there’s enough times to make a mini compilation from it is funny😂😂

    @alice__drummer@alice__drummer Жыл бұрын

  • "Your dad gave the world superchargers" is now my favourite quote

    @maxmachac9756@maxmachac9756 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:06 A proper start of a video about baby Jesus

    @chillingbing6937@chillingbing6937 Жыл бұрын

  • After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him

    @filmandfirearms@filmandfirearms Жыл бұрын

  • Even the lord is a fan of Clarkson✝

    @geoffamj6689@geoffamj6689 Жыл бұрын

    • god: "son go down there because this guy and his friends are funny"

      @raulrosas5068@raulrosas5068 Жыл бұрын

    • @@raulrosas5068 Jesus: "Yes, my heavenly Father." **descends to Earth**

      @shoutamagatsuchi3076@shoutamagatsuchi307611 ай бұрын

  • inct has blessed us on the Eve of the birth of our savior, the stig

    @cleanerben9636@cleanerben9636 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @Inserteggpunshere@Inserteggpunshere Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine being the one guy who had to risk getting a fever or a cold just to make a 10 second shot of himself naked under the rain on a bike lmao

    @jamesborb4255@jamesborb4255 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how it became a running gag for a bit just for no reason lmao

    @xViperGTR@xViperGTR Жыл бұрын

  • The one from the last clip is the most similar to Jesus

    @AkiraHartono@AkiraHartono Жыл бұрын

  • Jesus actually gave JC a blessing before the handshake. Very episcopal of him.

    @mantabond@mantabond Жыл бұрын

  • 1:41 nah m8 that's weird al yankovic

    @GerWaskito@GerWaskito Жыл бұрын

  • 1:36 “you won’t get in, well they built that car…” JEREMY(does a double glance): “GEEEZUS IS HERE”

    @Partyrockscool@Partyrockscool Жыл бұрын

  • DarkViperAU needs to see this.

    @jacobrumens9601@jacobrumens9601 Жыл бұрын

  • "why is he dressed up as Hitler?" cos it's the third bike

    @roifor7809@roifor7809 Жыл бұрын

    • Where was his heilmet?

      @darthgroot9130@darthgroot9130 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:16 Jeremy proceeds to predict the future Top Gear cast

    @MissileGuidance@MissileGuidance Жыл бұрын

  • The double take at 1:35 is the best

    @JM_321@JM_321 Жыл бұрын

  • That Leicestershire jesus played that bit beautifully too w blessing jeremy at the beginning. Good man

    @shatteredbloodrunner@shatteredbloodrunner Жыл бұрын

  • Jeremy Clarkson whenever he sees a long-haired man: JESUS 😲

    @fliegerschmeisser@fliegerschmeisser Жыл бұрын

  • I love how they can repeat the same joke and it never stops being funny lmao

    @Dragoneer@Dragoneer Жыл бұрын

  • 3:33 the beauty....

    @Abo39FooR@Abo39FooR Жыл бұрын

  • I'm a teen with longer hair than that. I wonder what Jeremy would think of me!

    @CGTGofficial@CGTGofficial Жыл бұрын

    • Baby Jesus, probably

      @J.F.Christ@J.F.Christ Жыл бұрын

    • @@J.F.Christ Lol!

      @CGTGofficial@CGTGofficial Жыл бұрын

    • @@J.F.Christ Bebe jeezus

      @grim_56@grim_56 Жыл бұрын

  • "Shut up now Jesus" ahahah

    @anyexpat@anyexpat Жыл бұрын

  • The incT Christmas special

    @jj9635@jj9635 Жыл бұрын

  • Merry JESUS-IS-HERE-mas, everyone! Stay safe out there and remember this neat Top Gear Fun Fact: Post 2015 TG is atrocious, only watch the Trio Era

    @_Devil@_Devil Жыл бұрын

  • The fact that there's enough for a compilation makes me so happy

    @bananamuffins582@bananamuffins582 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:14 That must be Charlie

    @Palinghufter@Palinghufter Жыл бұрын

  • Jermey is like a dog who sees a squirrel

    @valshades6515@valshades651511 ай бұрын

  • Leicestershire Jesus is really chill

    @mikemaverick7250@mikemaverick72507 ай бұрын

  • "Right, that's enough from Jesus, now James is going to speak"

    @Judgement_Kazzy@Judgement_Kazzy Жыл бұрын

  • An hour and 40 minutes a week the government is stealing from Jesus is possibly my favourite line from top gear

    @bossleonie7658@bossleonie765811 ай бұрын

  • 1:23 I think that's Rasputin

    @fz_lyu@fz_lyu Жыл бұрын

  • i like how jeremy yells “JESUS!” at someone who is almost an exact copy of Weird Al

    @thej2241@thej22418 ай бұрын

  • I like the last jesus he seems like a really friendly guy.

    @madheadmadDAZ@madheadmadDAZ Жыл бұрын

  • It's nice of you to upload it in time for his Birthday

    @thegamingtrainspotter4582@thegamingtrainspotter4582 Жыл бұрын

  • I've been waiting for this one :D

    @TheBritFromOz008@TheBritFromOz008 Жыл бұрын

  • Jesus working a 9-5, 5 times a week💀🤣 And the govournment is stealing from him🤣🤣💀💀 I’m rolling

    @SpiritJellyfish1@SpiritJellyfish1 Жыл бұрын

  • the fact that this needs a compilation says a lot

    @7potatoman964@7potatoman964 Жыл бұрын

  • This is hilarious, especially the last clip. The last guy looks the most like Jesus 🤣

    @leodavis4242@leodavis4242 Жыл бұрын

  • Mans found jusus more times then most Christians

    @shampoo1991@shampoo19918 ай бұрын

  • the perfect christmas gift

    @stuff31@stuff31 Жыл бұрын

  • You never know what you had until it’s gone… I miss top gear

    @ac2244@ac2244 Жыл бұрын

    • They still make a show named Grand Tour

      @FOURTEEFIVE@FOURTEEFIVE Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@FOURTEEFIVE not the same

      @marcusjackson2874@marcusjackson2874 Жыл бұрын

    • @@marcusjackson2874 the latest special was close

      @FOURTEEFIVE@FOURTEEFIVE Жыл бұрын

  • i can't believe that there are enough moments of this that it's possible to fill a 3 minute and 34 second compilation.

    @melc311@melc311 Жыл бұрын

  • Clarkson is so focused on trying to find jesus 😂

    @realmadrid7129@realmadrid7129 Жыл бұрын

  • Meanwhile Jesus: How does he always find me?

    @lapachi_428@lapachi_428 Жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for this blessing you have brought upon us

    @biru4531@biru4531 Жыл бұрын

    • I fucking LOVE your pfp

      @NatsukiMogiIsBestGirl@NatsukiMogiIsBestGirl Жыл бұрын

    • i hate your pfp. balance in the world

      @nikkimitchable@nikkimitchable11 ай бұрын

  • 3:15 the English version of angel di maria

    @aldoringo439@aldoringo439 Жыл бұрын

  • Only in a top gear compilation would a video about Jesus start with Hitler

    @SunnyD1865@SunnyD1865 Жыл бұрын

  • I swear Clarkson should make sure that "Jesus is here!" is on his gravestone.

    @IamAJoe@IamAJoe Жыл бұрын

  • "Shut up now, Jeezuz!" 😂

    @Carbon_Volture@Carbon_Volture3 ай бұрын

  • I had no idea he did that more than once. 😂😂

    @Doctor_Robert@Doctor_Robert Жыл бұрын

  • Up next on top gear: “Jesus takes the wheel”

    @NightbirdProductions@NightbirdProductions11 ай бұрын

  • The funniest part of this compilation is the fact Jezza has said this so many times there can be a compilation 😭

    @crex1165@crex116511 ай бұрын

  • Christ on a Bike!?

    @chardaskie@chardaskie11 ай бұрын

  • Jeremy: *sees a man with long hair* "OMG jEsUs Is hERe"

    @pflsorrow7367@pflsorrow7367 Жыл бұрын

  • You know when it's a great show when Jesus shows up in person

    @darrenrock3387@darrenrock3387Ай бұрын

  • "Christ on a bike..." Shows shot of Jesus Christ on a bike

    @Gunnumn@Gunnumn Жыл бұрын

  • Any man with long dark hair is instantly Jesus

    @joe1205@joe1205 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:55 "Who would like a Daihatsu C--zz--Jesus is here"

    @m1co294@m1co294 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm absolutely certain that the real Jesus would *love* these clips! I'm sure he had a sense of humour!

    @gaius_enceladus@gaius_enceladus Жыл бұрын

    • He would be discussed by them.

      @Ghuridnasrani@Ghuridnasrani Жыл бұрын

    • @@Ghuridnasrani and what would they be talking about?

      @MojaveMoron@MojaveMoron Жыл бұрын

    • @@MojaveMoron Irish things.

      @zacharydurocher4085@zacharydurocher4085 Жыл бұрын

    • I disagree, I think Jesus would be... cross.

      @jpaulc441@jpaulc4418 ай бұрын

  • still amazing that when Jeremy completely forgets what hes saying when he sees a Jesus

    @QUACKHEAD23GAMING@QUACKHEAD23GAMING Жыл бұрын

  • For the love of Christ, don't bring Jeremy to a heavy rock festival.

    @BL00DYME55@BL00DYME5511 ай бұрын

  • The first clip is gold

    @MightyMacT@MightyMacT Жыл бұрын

  • very fitting

    @user-acs64@user-acs64 Жыл бұрын

  • Merry christmas

    @Nakosuke-75@Nakosuke-75 Жыл бұрын

  • Love how he mentions Freddy flintoff…

    @willinator8209@willinator8209 Жыл бұрын

  • random guy: has long hair JC: OMG THATS GEEZUS

    @Gabson9@Gabson9 Жыл бұрын

  • Can you do a “yeeessss” compilation?

    @asherramaly2083@asherramaly2083 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeeeesssss

      @koolracerguy@koolracerguy Жыл бұрын

  • So what if grand tour, but a bearded old man as the audience, and then James may yell, "oh look Moses is here"

    @snifey7694@snifey7694 Жыл бұрын

  • That last Jesus really looked like Jesus. Like, professional impersonator level.

    @gdttdeggegdh5471@gdttdeggegdh5471 Жыл бұрын

  • 2:24 What was that clip from?

    @matthewevans97@matthewevans974 ай бұрын

  • What an amazing meme that no one knew about until this video

    @AtlasFox@AtlasFox Жыл бұрын

  • *A tall bloke with long hair appears "JESUS IS HERE"

    @brakinglate8828@brakinglate8828 Жыл бұрын

  • "The BebbeJeezis"

    @TheDidacticMind@TheDidacticMind Жыл бұрын

  • Yes yes I enjoy being in the audience and interacting! Nazareth doesn't have this excitement!

    @S0n0fG0D@S0n0fG0D Жыл бұрын

  • The smug face at the end 😂

    @avw9729@avw972911 ай бұрын

  • "Jesus is from Leicestershire" -Jeremy Clarkson

    @samhobbs6517@samhobbs6517 Жыл бұрын

  • Only Jeremy Clarkson would have a jesus compilation.

    @jbsmodelsandrandomness6954@jbsmodelsandrandomness6954 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm waiting for the day he looks at Rin Hojo from Initial D and go "Look, it's Je-- ....I stand corrected."

    @Stormysteamie@Stormysteamie Жыл бұрын

  • I love how this started out with a guy dressed as Hitler using a bike

    @papabillydeth4723@papabillydeth4723 Жыл бұрын

  • A Christmas gift from St Jeremy and pals.

    @markcf83@markcf83 Жыл бұрын

  • once i went out in a wool poncho to the offies with a(n ex) mate and some guy asked me if I was Jesus. Sadly, it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson, but this video seriously reminded me of that moment..

    @20EsOfficial@20EsOfficial Жыл бұрын
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