Trust me, as someone approaching their sort of ages, were all overgrown children
@markorollo.3 жыл бұрын
It's at least one thing I'll always give him: he admitted he's an 8 yr old
@kurtsudheim8253 жыл бұрын
Second oldest is James May
@reinis25363 жыл бұрын
"I went on the internet and I found this" has meme potential
@AshaSara3 жыл бұрын
Anyways...
@pedroguirao4183 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been yet
@suprchrgr703 жыл бұрын
Nice name
@HwardSalt3 жыл бұрын
@@HwardSalt thanks! You too lol
@AshaSara3 жыл бұрын
Anything Clarkson says had meme potential
@iambenjaminwild3 жыл бұрын
Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.
@TheRiderofBlood3 жыл бұрын
Why was I expecting that?
@CookieTheSmolFox3 жыл бұрын
That is a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer will.
@josephstalin73533 жыл бұрын
willy and bollocks torture
@vierundfuenfzig543 жыл бұрын
@@vierundfuenfzig54 from en.wikipedia.org
@yeshnavale3 жыл бұрын
HOME RESONANCE. A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE
@pequod45573 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: I went on the Internet Hammond and May: *C O N C E R N*
@axelmilan42924 жыл бұрын
Am I legally allowed to ruin the 696 likes I see here?
@debillington92393 жыл бұрын
"Oh no"
@johnwhite77003 жыл бұрын
_"Anyway, last week..."_
@val62913 жыл бұрын
Legitimate concern. Very legitimate concern
@spetsnatzlegion33663 жыл бұрын
P A N I C K
@bucktheduckk3 жыл бұрын
"It is just PURE pornography." - Jeremy Clarkson
@FightingForceSoulless5 жыл бұрын
*Pans over to the picture which is a silver convertible Alfa Romeo
@megarayquaza22404 жыл бұрын
As opposed to IMPURE pornography
@fatbor20784 жыл бұрын
I heard that as That came on
@georgethomson27973 жыл бұрын
Yay !!!! Everything is porn...the rest is food...
@33thdegreescottishrite163 жыл бұрын
Fat Bor and a HARD top
@georgethomson27973 жыл бұрын
"So I went on the internet, and I found this..." has the same energy as "So a guy walks into a bar..."
@ash_dies_alone19404 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@CookieTheSmolFox3 жыл бұрын
And a bench, and a chair
@FrogsGD3 жыл бұрын
It’s like oh no but carry on 😂😂
@lenniebrown59613 жыл бұрын
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster
@gogoine27643 жыл бұрын
I edited this because he fixed his typo
@user-xe9mb9if4h3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the documentary?
@afrizaldaniswaraali89803 жыл бұрын
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 one night in Paris is the name of the documentary.
@morrigen33 жыл бұрын
@@morrigen3 lmao a one nightstand with paris
@10BlackApple3 жыл бұрын
I only liked this to be the 300th like...
@Zexrea3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest. If someone we know suddenly say "i went on the internet, and i found this.." we'll be concerned even by today standards
@enderan6473 жыл бұрын
I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P
@GabbieTheFox3 жыл бұрын
@@GabbieTheFox i pity your neighbours' dog.
@RayTC3 жыл бұрын
Especially by todays standards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SF-pq3sq3 жыл бұрын
I went on the internet today, and I found this A 56th gender 😂
@CrazyPanda6882 жыл бұрын
*shudders* Fortnite compilations! The utter horror!
@thecircleoft.e.d21212 жыл бұрын
What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.
@theodorepinnock15175 жыл бұрын
well yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes he's a piece of shit and other times he's saying a good point.
@DaDARKPass3 жыл бұрын
DaDARKPass imo that’s what makes him funny. I love him. Humour like this does not exist anymore
@YISTECH3 жыл бұрын
@@YISTECH Go to the grand tour.
@DaDARKPass3 жыл бұрын
DaDARKPass yeah and I watched the entire thing bruh. I’m rewatching top gear now.
@YISTECH3 жыл бұрын
DaDARKPass also the grand tour and top gear DONT feel the same
@YISTECH3 жыл бұрын
That moment when Jeremy scrolls down and sees James May... LMAO
@ErnestChui8 жыл бұрын
I was exp expecting it to be Justin biber
@fusevlogs88208 жыл бұрын
+Piyush Gautam justin biebers dick XD
@dawsonjorgensen35218 жыл бұрын
+Ernest Chui™ (ernestcmh) he made that page...
@Maveriks10108 жыл бұрын
+dawson jorgensen what dick?
@GenericUsername-qp1ww8 жыл бұрын
justin biebers dick
@dawsonjorgensen35218 жыл бұрын
RIP Sabine Schmitz. 🙏🙏
@kuldeepmeena80143 жыл бұрын
I went on the Internet and found this... Nonstop videos of Sabine
@jamessveinsson60063 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@challenger20313 жыл бұрын
Agree, bless Sabine
@stephenord34032 жыл бұрын
Wait, she died? 😯
@artyb272 жыл бұрын
@@artyb27 sadly mate yeah 😥
@challenger20312 жыл бұрын
3:46 “Oh God”. Exactly.
@carleatssand3 жыл бұрын
"It is just PURE pornography." -Jeremy Clarkson, 200X
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.
@YosemiteSam308 жыл бұрын
YosemiteSam30 Do you mean the Grand tour
@navy__84306 жыл бұрын
@@navy__8430 Not anymore... ;( The news/conversation street were my favourite bits of the shows.
@armands31534 жыл бұрын
so... top gear episodes that aren't just the specials?
@alienworm19994 жыл бұрын
Dude they have a youtube channel where they do that.
@eracer1664 жыл бұрын
@@eracer166 what!?!
@jamie80373 жыл бұрын
I want to see those pictures to know what's all the shocking laughter about.
@SR71ABCD10 жыл бұрын
I agree, by leaving out the pictures they are leaving out the punchline of the joke :/
@krashd10 жыл бұрын
That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate. I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.
@FlinckShinesOn10 жыл бұрын
Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.
@andrewshaw157110 жыл бұрын
So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.
@Caffeinated-DaVinci10 жыл бұрын
Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.
@6Metal6militA610 жыл бұрын
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" 13years later on the grand tour...
@typeofsource89183 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@eliasmg91443 жыл бұрын
@@eliasmg9144 Everybody died
@bri50333 жыл бұрын
@@bri5033 oh no, anyway
@eliasmg91443 жыл бұрын
@George Saddington no, george, it means shes not coming
@zathary5643 жыл бұрын
Imagine if these 3 people still on Top Gear today in 2020... Jeremy Clarkson: "I Went On The Internet, And I Found This..." *Shows Bottom Gear memes
@sagitta98913 жыл бұрын
'Erry nice.
@Mr-Trox3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Trox shattap jams
@roys.18893 жыл бұрын
I wish this could happen
@IwillCommentOnYourVideo3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's what I thought it was going to be.
@Chris_Cross3 жыл бұрын
@@roys.1889 don't care m8
@yogipratama35833 жыл бұрын
"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians." - Cannot stop laughing xD.
@elliothunter42248 жыл бұрын
That's us, alright. More sophisticated that Americans, less sophisticated than pretty much everyone else :-)
@martinXY3 жыл бұрын
@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.
@aregularperson74533 жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson7453 yeah but as an Asian I could say that Australia is really the most sophisticated country when it comes to engineering
@ifeelcoke43473 жыл бұрын
@@ifeelcoke4347 fair
@aregularperson74533 жыл бұрын
@@aregularperson7453 nothing as good as a person who can take a joke. Except for stuff Jeremy finds on the internet obviously.
@candle91913 жыл бұрын
2:31 WAS THE TAILPIPE MAN
@Sitrush9 жыл бұрын
How do you know? *smug face*
@Boskov013 жыл бұрын
@@Boskov01 could easily infer from the colors of the pixels
@Aeolous13 жыл бұрын
@@Aeolous1 and well the disgust in Hammond and May's faces.
@candle91913 жыл бұрын
Also 4:22
@Veijo333 жыл бұрын
Yes you can totally tell by the 23 pixels
@romulas-cushmanproject32733 жыл бұрын
“The Americans are good at herding bison. The End.” Can I get that on a T-shirt please?
@aoifefitzgerald73793 жыл бұрын
technically they almost most Fd that up and its taken about 100 years for bison to repopulate the plains
@Hotspur373 жыл бұрын
@@Hotspur37 they're just upholstered beef anyway
@RWZiggy3 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.
@thesuperintendent42903 жыл бұрын
@@Dylan_Sterling the raptor is one of the best fighter jets we have though? Correct? So is the f35
@jacksonmeads11612 жыл бұрын
@@thesuperintendent4290 you good?
@jacksonmeads11612 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: "I went on the internet, and I found this!" The Internet: "Sector N12. Enhance. Enhance."
@SangTheCryptek3 жыл бұрын
RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights9 жыл бұрын
Alex Mallinson stated in 1977 but.uknow
@pwnzlikeme7 жыл бұрын
but the Top Gear version that we all know and love started in 2002.
@madafaka30757 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to invent the zoom and enhance thing you see in spy movies all the time because this is just infuriating.
@Zacho7899 жыл бұрын
Completely agree. I wanna know what everyone was laughing about!
@shriharihudli85969 жыл бұрын
It's tail pipe man google at your own risk
@dogwitheyebrows1239 жыл бұрын
***** And it is?
@maxandsyd149 жыл бұрын
tailpipe man
@FPSGHoST8089 жыл бұрын
***** it's not like you've seen anything worse, like horses fucking according to your profile picture.
@WatchJojo9 жыл бұрын
10 years, and I still have no idea what he found on the internet.
@cinnamonrollypoly3 жыл бұрын
Simple answer one was a guy sticking his dick into a exhaust pipe of a car. And the others KZhead would murder me in my sleep if I told you.
@thesuperintendent42903 жыл бұрын
@@thesuperintendent4290 which means you don't know either lol
@Umz158242 жыл бұрын
@@Umz15824 I do know what it is... Jeremy Clarkson told it on a TV show years ago.
@thesuperintendent42902 жыл бұрын
@@thesuperintendent4290 well then tell me asshole my curiosity is killing me
@arya60852 жыл бұрын
Tail Pipe Man
@thekunninglinguist2397 Жыл бұрын
I think the unseen picture for the "oversexualised women in racing" discussion was NSFW fanart of a fem!Stig
@nieveangeletti12713 жыл бұрын
why does fem!stig sound like an undertale au.
@yeoldeseawitch3 жыл бұрын
@@yeoldeseawitch Damn I didn’t know an Osean ace liked Top Gear
@bravo69593 жыл бұрын
@@bravo6959 maybe pilots like cars too
@airbornewarningandcontrols3962 жыл бұрын
Course not
@Bretaxy2 жыл бұрын
@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something And no, watching anime =/= weeb
@the8bitclicker_1932 жыл бұрын
That's great banter, it really is.
@Paoloo0o9 жыл бұрын
Paolo O.o I was watching that video and KZhead automatically played this one next. Coincidence? I think not.
@CameronMaltwood9 жыл бұрын
Paolo O.o Everything on Top Gear is good banter.
@johnmarston89629 жыл бұрын
John Marston Was* :'(
@Whoami6918 жыл бұрын
Whoami691 Don't remind me please...
@johnmarston89628 жыл бұрын
Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct. It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.
@hoslayer11258 жыл бұрын
some say.. he is still on the internet!
@aLinuxIce8 жыл бұрын
And he found all of this
@JoaoPaulo-xk4su5 жыл бұрын
some say.. he is irrelevant
@AnimationAirlines4 жыл бұрын
Animation Airlines And he’s found nothing funny
@buzzytrombone43534 жыл бұрын
Youporn
@Athenstrainman4 жыл бұрын
God help us all
@nicholasbenge25964 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, each first image we never saw said "Audience: Laugh loud"
@MohammedMansoor3 жыл бұрын
"I went on the internet and I found this" Welcome to Bottom Gear m8s
@LoneWindtheWolf3 жыл бұрын
Weed Car Feet *BOTTOM GEAR*
@toshkokanzas3 жыл бұрын
Roight propa memeing innit lads?
@Your_username_3 жыл бұрын
tonight on medium gear i abandon a prostitute in the sahara hammond eats a lightbulb and james restarts the troubles
@emPtysp4ce3 жыл бұрын
Bo'om gear, mates.
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice5552 жыл бұрын
'Ery noice.
@scsutton12 жыл бұрын
"Americans are only good for herding bison" LOL
@matthe32349 жыл бұрын
The Mad Quacker to bad america was invaded by the british in the first place
@korrekonne8 жыл бұрын
Lol until the American Revolution that is....
@coryjones49208 жыл бұрын
Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american
@edwardbateman30658 жыл бұрын
Edward Bateman IIRC the only war the americans managed to win without help was the American Civil War...
@bnipmnaa8 жыл бұрын
Don't get so butthurt about the past... just bow down to the greatest country in the whole world. Merica
@coryjones49208 жыл бұрын
I went on the internet and I found this...
@PendellTheEnigmaUKZz9 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@shriharihudli85969 жыл бұрын
This comments had so many more +1's since his firing xD
@PendellTheEnigmaUKZz9 жыл бұрын
JakeTV i found a god named Jake :o
@PendellTheEnigmaUKZz9 жыл бұрын
JakeTV No James May. Talk about disappointing
@nicosmind35 жыл бұрын
I went on the internet this week and I found this 8=======D
@watermalone57825 жыл бұрын
0:57 That girl's expression in the background sums it up
@KiwiCarLife4 жыл бұрын
9 years later, I'm still trying to find what did he showed them, since everyone was in shock xD
@darkknight11933 жыл бұрын
@@darkknight1193 most likely porn
@theslenderfox3 жыл бұрын
@@theslenderfox most likely? It was porn, we all know that. We just want to know what exactly was there.
@CookieTheSmolFox3 жыл бұрын
i.imgur.com/nUrcYgt.mp4 priceless
@moottori_paa3 жыл бұрын
big pog
@Jirudoggu3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver" "Well let's be honest you've dabbled with being both"
@Chan-zv5kb3 жыл бұрын
These lads are simply irreplaceable. This is an unfortunate end to a memorable era. RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
@mynameismclovin8 жыл бұрын
“A tanning salon I have no idea Richard what’s that” 😂😂
@alexrobert20006 жыл бұрын
As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.
@iiitsRachel3 жыл бұрын
This is not first jeremy Said many Things Sensible
@S500-9 ай бұрын
Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?
@puppergump41178 ай бұрын
jeremy was just ahead of his time
@KaygeeFromNanotrasen7 ай бұрын
As a fellow car girl, I couldn't agree more! 🤔
@QUARTERMASTEREMI66 ай бұрын
Sabine Schmitz has entered the chat. RIP to the Queen of the 'Ring.
@ian12311005 ай бұрын
“I went on the internet and I found this...” -Hammond’s brief moment of panic
I miss it but grand tour is good cos they have bigger budget, but yeah it still doesn't feel the same
@-Tidgy4 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you!
@shuabugay4 жыл бұрын
RIP Top Gear 2k15 Will be missed
@WavexHD9 жыл бұрын
I'm EvaL grand tour no
@jadodavo6 жыл бұрын
Joël van Twillert why not
@soulax43665 жыл бұрын
@@joelvantwillert the NBA games? They make new games with "2k18" names.
@watermalone57825 жыл бұрын
Joël van Twillert you have a point but dial it down a bit Christ
@gigaatom5 жыл бұрын
It died with Jezza punching the producer
@senseispud21974 жыл бұрын
I was asleep when I dreamt this: This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time, On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine” On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine. James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine. When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.
@andreacusack11052 жыл бұрын
Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Holy shit thats great
@RealMailou Жыл бұрын
tonight on botton gear: i go back in time to sell a ford focus richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name
@botbuster8841 Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant lmao.
@PneumatinisPlaktukas15 Жыл бұрын
As opposed to awake when you dreamt it?
@uzijn9 ай бұрын
‘I went on the internet this week...’ *Oh God*
@AHoardyBoi4 жыл бұрын
This is a great segment. R.I.P. the best car show..... ....in the world.
@MathsYknow9 жыл бұрын
Hammonds asking Jezza if he's been on the internet again is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I have no idea why
@jackcunningham56053 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Richard. Always trying to find the positive in topics/subjects that are horrendous
@thedragonsnortchannel26094 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I imagine that might have partially come about due to the accidents the poor guy has found himself in
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
The part where clarkson talks about the hypersexualisation of f1 women pilot this was probably the most féministe thing he ever said
@michaelkeaton53944 жыл бұрын
And he is fucking right
@archivehans3 жыл бұрын
He ain't wrong
@Zack_4103 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_410 never said he was, ans i agree with him...
@michaelkeaton53943 жыл бұрын
i'm proud of him, considering he's the one who gets the most hate for being sexist/racist/etc. out of the three
@cvspvr3 жыл бұрын
He's absolutely right
@JazzKazoo09302 жыл бұрын
0:04 That's the best sound Richard has ever made
@isdrevenge87643 жыл бұрын
Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.
@namenamename3903 жыл бұрын
All of them are pretty quick witted
@TheChzoronzon2 жыл бұрын
@@chaoticneutral6288 for the record, I'm not American.
@namenamename3908 ай бұрын
@@namenamename390 Congratulations?
@SanctusPaulus19627 ай бұрын
@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.
@namenamename3907 ай бұрын
@@namenamename390 Oh. I thought you were just randomly showing appreciation that you aren't American. Which, I mean... fair enough.
@SanctusPaulus19627 ай бұрын
Jeremy is oddly progressive and forward thinking at 1:38 onwards. Looking back on this now as an adult is rather interesting.
@HockeyWerewolf4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it caught me off guard.
@PouLS8 ай бұрын
@@PouLS jezza says stuff he knows will get attention. He's a good bloke deep down
@Sh23-hv7sn4 ай бұрын
And then Paris Hilton came out saying that she is actually smart and that she was playing a character the whole time
@egedore3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jamespfitz2 жыл бұрын
A character for who?? Her fan?
@StormDogg2 жыл бұрын
She bought an LFA, and then sold it. Yeah, she obviously isn't.
@m1co2942 жыл бұрын
James May "Wooooooow" LMAO.
@kevinmcfadden19919 жыл бұрын
0:51 This was about to happen: -Great news! -What? -The Dacia Sandero is almost here! -When? -Next year! -Great! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...
@reddyt1d6588 жыл бұрын
So what it is whit thea Dacia Sandero?
@ericmario74 жыл бұрын
@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: kzhead.info/sun/dJtmZ7Srb3eNoaM/bejne.html
@RedJLP4 жыл бұрын
2:12 "Richard what's that?"😂😂😂
@nebiyoudaniel89573 жыл бұрын
Today I went on the internet and found this "Tonight on bottom gear"
@danieltsiprun80803 жыл бұрын
Kimi Räikkönen in a red bikini xD Absolutely brilliant!
@TheArzonite9 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite And James May in 10th rank as the sexiest female racer.
@KoeSeer8 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that wasn't Danica Patrick?
@howardsmith93425 жыл бұрын
Bwoah!
@Teknas895 жыл бұрын
TheArzonite then Jeremy learns how to use photoshop, uh oh
@l1ghtg30gd75 жыл бұрын
With a Ferrari logo on the top
@aydankhaliq29674 жыл бұрын
5:56 I'm American, and I take offense to that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my pet Bison from the groomer.
@Dat-Mudkip6 жыл бұрын
Some Canadian: "We have Moose :D ."
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
I’m offense and I find this American
@x-904 жыл бұрын
I'm glad people have a excellent sense of humour LMAO
@terrorfire85053 жыл бұрын
i like americans who can take british jokes without being stupidly offended
@cheesuschrist82483 жыл бұрын
Aang?
@agma3 жыл бұрын
I love the callback to this in a later season, “I went on the internet this week…” “I thought you’d stopped doing that!”
@Shakes-Off-Fear9 ай бұрын
“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “ Around the same yime Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee As an Australian i find this completely hilarious
@lesvernornvienas82323 жыл бұрын
As an American I do as well.
@obiwankenobi16083 жыл бұрын
I'm an Australian who doesn't drink coffee, but I've found that a lot of my friends and colleagues who do are real snobs about it.
@brassholio3 жыл бұрын
I believe starbucks only took off in Melbourne, coincidentally in the state known as Australia’s California
@fakeandgay95922 жыл бұрын
@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town
@lesvernornvienas82322 жыл бұрын
@@fakeandgay9592 California with some of the most boring beaches in Australia, every other states stomps em
@kingt02952 жыл бұрын
I love Richard's and James's reactions to Jeremy's internet finds. Absolutely hilarious!
@margarettyler571811 жыл бұрын
2:19 - The sad part is... he's right... The sadder part is that ANY female in the racing community gets bashed for literally no reason...
@Ultimate23Dragon5 жыл бұрын
"You're only a pro racing driver because you're a woman REEEEEEEEEEEE..."
@timesweeper97784 жыл бұрын
I love how proud Jeremy always is
@RidgeRunner45013 жыл бұрын
This is really funny, entertaining and car-related stuff. I genuinely enjoy this so much more than The Grand Tour format.
@Ellinofrenikos4 жыл бұрын
wish we knew what pics they were looking at
@midnightbluenoz9 жыл бұрын
No you don't!
@KiloByte729 жыл бұрын
yeeah, yeah i do.
@midnightbluenoz9 жыл бұрын
Agenericyoutuber We know what he saw, Hamond and Captain Slow, naked, in the back seat of a Bentley.
@frankhomer93239 жыл бұрын
Trust me--you DO NOT want to see those images!!! :-/
@Gravydog3169 жыл бұрын
Its a man that shoved his co*k in the tailpipe of a range rover
@natebarry55539 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda banter we will miss
@wazmanths9 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha. I'm so glad Amazon picked these 3 up after the BBC fired them. Lets hope for 15 seasons of Grand Tour. :)
@johnm77884 жыл бұрын
No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set. I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now
@jet92973 жыл бұрын
Fuck 15 seasons of the grand tour it’s just butchered top gear We want 15 seasons of clarksons farm
@adventure_F0x2 жыл бұрын
He always looks so proud of himself when showing the smut
@georgeheld19013 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you can tell he likes making people squirm
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
"luckiest man alive" indeed oO
@Mad997710 жыл бұрын
almost on the edge of the cliff
@RazorSharp754267 жыл бұрын
That was near my hometown. I distinctly remember when that happened.
@jonfurse39314 жыл бұрын
imagine being in that situation
@NaehwarAenglande4 жыл бұрын
so I went on the internet and I found This.
@StarDash110 жыл бұрын
I love this guys man they worked together for 20 years and they know each other more then anyone
@Travis0154 жыл бұрын
“A picture of Paris Hilton and she turns on to be intelligent” wow Hammond was right all along
@NimbleFPS3 жыл бұрын
Mate, i was hoping someone would mention Paris here
@Michael.Koulibaly3 жыл бұрын
Love Richard's verbal response to the first "I went on the internet...."😆
@richardcochrane19663 жыл бұрын
i wna see the pictures. stop starving me :(
@usynnstradler10 жыл бұрын
Search for tailpipe guy :D!
@EpicPearKick10 жыл бұрын
EpicPearKick lool
@usynnstradler10 жыл бұрын
EpicPearKick WTF XD
@VikingPotatoes10 жыл бұрын
how are you starving
@Pingslin10 жыл бұрын
Pingslin They are withholding information... Entertaining information that humans crave.
@MultiChrisjb10 жыл бұрын
I'm very curious on Clarkson internet history.
@nugiaji3 жыл бұрын
Peronally, I'd leave it alone. Even the FBI and CIA wouldn't cross it
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
This never gets old
@TheRacerX5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?" Richard: But what if she did!? Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.
@2020Survivor9 жыл бұрын
Didn't they have her on The Grand Tour?
@MGR994 жыл бұрын
5 years later we find out she’s putting it on
@oggabob3 жыл бұрын
We may never truly know what he really found on the internet
@aaronluna47793 жыл бұрын
The way Jeremy smiles triumphantly while the others cringe... 🤣😂
@ianedwards69864 жыл бұрын
Hammond's response to the first internet finding is priceless. I could watch that for hours! haha
@deathbringer052011 жыл бұрын
5:29 ''its the new chevy camaro'' Jesus Christ, sometimes I forget the show its almost 20 years old
@rougerosso54782 жыл бұрын
“Americans are good at herding bison, THE END.” I mean, He’s not wrong
@wesnestor53473 жыл бұрын
Well they kinda let them all die, so no.
@NathanaelKeller3 жыл бұрын
@@NathanaelKeller oh no
@Your_username_3 жыл бұрын
@@Your_username_ Anyway.
@starwarsfan90223 жыл бұрын
Damn i must have been seeing ghosts when i went to yellowstone.
@pleasedisregardthefollowin55683 жыл бұрын
Yellowstone is a protected national park and reserve sp of bison are there. Everywhere they used to be they're all gone pretty much
@thesenate95643 жыл бұрын
"Hammond, the Americans are good at herding bison." Oh, please. We're also good at showing up to world wars 2 years late!
@ladywaffle22103 жыл бұрын
As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.
@thecircleoft.e.d21212 жыл бұрын
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact! The others... yeah.
@ladywaffle22102 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that they are still using Imperial units of measures! Why?
@simondean63592 жыл бұрын
@@simondean6359 capitalism
@TheAlmightyToaster012 жыл бұрын
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 you say wrong side, but most of the world agrees with us that you drive on the right side
@TheAlmightyToaster012 жыл бұрын
I just liked because of James May´s appearance in 3:20
@Youtupewacher9 жыл бұрын
Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.
@xeigen29 жыл бұрын
He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.
@LooksLegitBro9 жыл бұрын
LooksLegitBro Have you not heard the way he mocks brit cars?
@andycoombes9 жыл бұрын
But British Leyland need to be made fun of. It's like leaving the stake in the body, when you bury a vampire. You want to make sure it stays dead...
@Kneedragon19629 жыл бұрын
Kneedragon1962 Didn't they do a whole episode on BL.
@MindstormXL9 жыл бұрын
MindstormXL Yes, they did. Sometimes I agree with them and sometimes I don't. That time, I was clapping and whistling.
@Kneedragon19629 жыл бұрын
_"I went on the internet this week and I found this!"_ *cut to random lewd content*
@val62913 жыл бұрын
I love how Hammond goes “Woah” as a ‘scripted’ part, then actually recoils when he saw what it was.
@bigj19052 жыл бұрын
0:04 wUOW, HODZnyEH!
@qwertypc_game175 жыл бұрын
Get Jezza back on the air!!
@silverscreenreviews85219 жыл бұрын
***** Very true, I guess you cant have an opinion anymore?
@silverscreenreviews85218 жыл бұрын
Logan Mcintyre Oi
@AthelWah8 жыл бұрын
+Kronik Nugget point proven!
@jakemcs10958 жыл бұрын
+Kronik Nugget You don't stop do you? You need to grow up mate.
@jakemcs10958 жыл бұрын
+Kronik Nugget This is a good video. We don't need to argue about nothing. life is too short.
@jakemcs10958 жыл бұрын
2:25 I love Hammonds reaction right here
@TheOneCapCan4 жыл бұрын
Considering the image that was shown, I bet Hammond regrets asking Clarkson if he went on the Internet again
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest trios on TV ever.
@tomskih2034 жыл бұрын
The new show can't come fast enough.
@SoBarGarage8 жыл бұрын
The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.
@LesPaulBJJ11 жыл бұрын
We all miss you guys. Most epic showw that ever will bee. 😣
@evrenabduraman73964 жыл бұрын
"Have you been on the internet again" lol
@bruce26553 жыл бұрын
A car as well equipped as a Romanian jail... I died.
@TuddecBMW9 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else laugh harder each time he shows the same picture? :P
@MrBuzzKillah10 жыл бұрын
That Paris Hilton jibe was unexpected, especially since I saw the Celebrity Faceoff sequence on TGT with her on it
@atomicdeathray20042 жыл бұрын
the way Clarkson delivers his lines is hilarious
@ysf2103 жыл бұрын
"The Americans are good at herding bison, the end." I love Jeremy Clarkson!
@NormanMatchem9 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's American accent has me laughing out loud every time.
@aminman159 жыл бұрын
3:32 "He's not a racing driver" "I think there are bigger issues than that"
@invincible.4563 жыл бұрын
4:51 My Capri was advertised as having manually operated mirror. That was 1986. Earlier models had optional indicators and seatbealts!
@dcarbs29794 жыл бұрын
I went on the internet, and I found this! *2 girls 1 cup begins to play. The crowds reaction turns from laughter, to confusion, to horror. The show is swiftly taken off the air afterwards*
@robj15105 жыл бұрын
_[Richard Hammond and James May both pass out from the immense amount of psychic damage they take, while __-that absolute madman-__ Jeremy Clarkson is unaffected]_
Jeremy is the world's oldest child
Lol..
Wish he didn't punch the producer
Trust me, as someone approaching their sort of ages, were all overgrown children
It's at least one thing I'll always give him: he admitted he's an 8 yr old
Second oldest is James May
"I went on the internet and I found this" has meme potential
Anyways...
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been yet
Nice name
@@HwardSalt thanks! You too lol
Anything Clarkson says had meme potential
Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.
Why was I expecting that?
That is a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer will.
willy and bollocks torture
@@vierundfuenfzig54 from en.wikipedia.org
HOME RESONANCE. A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE
Clarkson: I went on the Internet Hammond and May: *C O N C E R N*
Am I legally allowed to ruin the 696 likes I see here?
"Oh no"
_"Anyway, last week..."_
Legitimate concern. Very legitimate concern
P A N I C K
"It is just PURE pornography." - Jeremy Clarkson
*Pans over to the picture which is a silver convertible Alfa Romeo
As opposed to IMPURE pornography
I heard that as That came on
Yay !!!! Everything is porn...the rest is food...
Fat Bor and a HARD top
"So I went on the internet, and I found this..." has the same energy as "So a guy walks into a bar..."
Oh yes
And a bench, and a chair
It’s like oh no but carry on 😂😂
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster
I edited this because he fixed his typo
What's the name of the documentary?
@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 one night in Paris is the name of the documentary.
@@morrigen3 lmao a one nightstand with paris
I only liked this to be the 300th like...
Let's be honest. If someone we know suddenly say "i went on the internet, and i found this.." we'll be concerned even by today standards
I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P
@@GabbieTheFox i pity your neighbours' dog.
Especially by todays standards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went on the internet today, and I found this A 56th gender 😂
*shudders* Fortnite compilations! The utter horror!
What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.
well yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes he's a piece of shit and other times he's saying a good point.
DaDARKPass imo that’s what makes him funny. I love him. Humour like this does not exist anymore
@@YISTECH Go to the grand tour.
DaDARKPass yeah and I watched the entire thing bruh. I’m rewatching top gear now.
DaDARKPass also the grand tour and top gear DONT feel the same
That moment when Jeremy scrolls down and sees James May... LMAO
I was exp expecting it to be Justin biber
+Piyush Gautam justin biebers dick XD
+Ernest Chui™ (ernestcmh) he made that page...
+dawson jorgensen what dick?
justin biebers dick
RIP Sabine Schmitz. 🙏🙏
I went on the Internet and found this... Nonstop videos of Sabine
🙏🙏🙏
Agree, bless Sabine
Wait, she died? 😯
@@artyb27 sadly mate yeah 😥
3:46 “Oh God”. Exactly.
"It is just PURE pornography." -Jeremy Clarkson, 200X
I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.
YosemiteSam30 Do you mean the Grand tour
@@navy__8430 Not anymore... ;( The news/conversation street were my favourite bits of the shows.
so... top gear episodes that aren't just the specials?
Dude they have a youtube channel where they do that.
@@eracer166 what!?!
I want to see those pictures to know what's all the shocking laughter about.
I agree, by leaving out the pictures they are leaving out the punchline of the joke :/
That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate. I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.
Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.
So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.
Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" 13years later on the grand tour...
What happened?
@@eliasmg9144 Everybody died
@@bri5033 oh no, anyway
@George Saddington no, george, it means shes not coming
Imagine if these 3 people still on Top Gear today in 2020... Jeremy Clarkson: "I Went On The Internet, And I Found This..." *Shows Bottom Gear memes
'Erry nice.
@@Mr-Trox shattap jams
I wish this could happen
Honestly, that's what I thought it was going to be.
@@roys.1889 don't care m8
"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians." - Cannot stop laughing xD.
That's us, alright. More sophisticated that Americans, less sophisticated than pretty much everyone else :-)
@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.
@@aregularperson7453 yeah but as an Asian I could say that Australia is really the most sophisticated country when it comes to engineering
@@ifeelcoke4347 fair
@@aregularperson7453 nothing as good as a person who can take a joke. Except for stuff Jeremy finds on the internet obviously.
2:31 WAS THE TAILPIPE MAN
How do you know? *smug face*
@@Boskov01 could easily infer from the colors of the pixels
@@Aeolous1 and well the disgust in Hammond and May's faces.
Also 4:22
Yes you can totally tell by the 23 pixels
“The Americans are good at herding bison. The End.” Can I get that on a T-shirt please?
technically they almost most Fd that up and its taken about 100 years for bison to repopulate the plains
@@Hotspur37 they're just upholstered beef anyway
@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.
@@Dylan_Sterling the raptor is one of the best fighter jets we have though? Correct? So is the f35
@@thesuperintendent4290 you good?
Clarkson: "I went on the internet, and I found this!" The Internet: "Sector N12. Enhance. Enhance."
RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
Alex Mallinson stated in 1977 but.uknow
but the Top Gear version that we all know and love started in 2002.
Someone needs to invent the zoom and enhance thing you see in spy movies all the time because this is just infuriating.
Completely agree. I wanna know what everyone was laughing about!
It's tail pipe man google at your own risk
***** And it is?
tailpipe man
***** it's not like you've seen anything worse, like horses fucking according to your profile picture.
10 years, and I still have no idea what he found on the internet.
Simple answer one was a guy sticking his dick into a exhaust pipe of a car. And the others KZhead would murder me in my sleep if I told you.
@@thesuperintendent4290 which means you don't know either lol
@@Umz15824 I do know what it is... Jeremy Clarkson told it on a TV show years ago.
@@thesuperintendent4290 well then tell me asshole my curiosity is killing me
Tail Pipe Man
I think the unseen picture for the "oversexualised women in racing" discussion was NSFW fanart of a fem!Stig
why does fem!stig sound like an undertale au.
@@yeoldeseawitch Damn I didn’t know an Osean ace liked Top Gear
@@bravo6959 maybe pilots like cars too
Course not
@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something And no, watching anime =/= weeb
That's great banter, it really is.
Paolo O.o I was watching that video and KZhead automatically played this one next. Coincidence? I think not.
Paolo O.o Everything on Top Gear is good banter.
John Marston Was* :'(
Whoami691 Don't remind me please...
Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct. It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.
some say.. he is still on the internet!
And he found all of this
some say.. he is irrelevant
Animation Airlines And he’s found nothing funny
Youporn
God help us all
Plot twist, each first image we never saw said "Audience: Laugh loud"
"I went on the internet and I found this" Welcome to Bottom Gear m8s
Weed Car Feet *BOTTOM GEAR*
Roight propa memeing innit lads?
tonight on medium gear i abandon a prostitute in the sahara hammond eats a lightbulb and james restarts the troubles
Bo'om gear, mates.
'Ery noice.
"Americans are only good for herding bison" LOL
The Mad Quacker to bad america was invaded by the british in the first place
Lol until the American Revolution that is....
Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american
Edward Bateman IIRC the only war the americans managed to win without help was the American Civil War...
Don't get so butthurt about the past... just bow down to the greatest country in the whole world. Merica
I went on the internet and I found this...
Me too!
This comments had so many more +1's since his firing xD
JakeTV i found a god named Jake :o
JakeTV No James May. Talk about disappointing
I went on the internet this week and I found this 8=======D
0:57 That girl's expression in the background sums it up
9 years later, I'm still trying to find what did he showed them, since everyone was in shock xD
@@darkknight1193 most likely porn
@@theslenderfox most likely? It was porn, we all know that. We just want to know what exactly was there.
i.imgur.com/nUrcYgt.mp4 priceless
big pog
"I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver" "Well let's be honest you've dabbled with being both"
These lads are simply irreplaceable. This is an unfortunate end to a memorable era. RIP Top Gear 2002-2015
“A tanning salon I have no idea Richard what’s that” 😂😂
As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.
This is not first jeremy Said many Things Sensible
Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?
jeremy was just ahead of his time
As a fellow car girl, I couldn't agree more! 🤔
Sabine Schmitz has entered the chat. RIP to the Queen of the 'Ring.
“I went on the internet and I found this...” -Hammond’s brief moment of panic
I miss Top Gear :(.
vwscully not only you!
+vwscully waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
there back on amazon prime tho
I miss it but grand tour is good cos they have bigger budget, but yeah it still doesn't feel the same
Yes thank you!
RIP Top Gear 2k15 Will be missed
I'm EvaL grand tour no
Joël van Twillert why not
@@joelvantwillert the NBA games? They make new games with "2k18" names.
Joël van Twillert you have a point but dial it down a bit Christ
It died with Jezza punching the producer
I was asleep when I dreamt this: This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time, On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine” On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine. James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine. When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.
Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him
Holy shit thats great
tonight on botton gear: i go back in time to sell a ford focus richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name
This is brilliant lmao.
As opposed to awake when you dreamt it?
‘I went on the internet this week...’ *Oh God*
This is a great segment. R.I.P. the best car show..... ....in the world.
Hammonds asking Jezza if he's been on the internet again is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I have no idea why
Gotta love Richard. Always trying to find the positive in topics/subjects that are horrendous
Yeah. I imagine that might have partially come about due to the accidents the poor guy has found himself in
The part where clarkson talks about the hypersexualisation of f1 women pilot this was probably the most féministe thing he ever said
And he is fucking right
He ain't wrong
@@Zack_410 never said he was, ans i agree with him...
i'm proud of him, considering he's the one who gets the most hate for being sexist/racist/etc. out of the three
He's absolutely right
0:04 That's the best sound Richard has ever made
Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.
All of them are pretty quick witted
@@chaoticneutral6288 for the record, I'm not American.
@@namenamename390 Congratulations?
@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.
@@namenamename390 Oh. I thought you were just randomly showing appreciation that you aren't American. Which, I mean... fair enough.
Jeremy is oddly progressive and forward thinking at 1:38 onwards. Looking back on this now as an adult is rather interesting.
Yeah, it caught me off guard.
@@PouLS jezza says stuff he knows will get attention. He's a good bloke deep down
And then Paris Hilton came out saying that she is actually smart and that she was playing a character the whole time
🤣
A character for who?? Her fan?
She bought an LFA, and then sold it. Yeah, she obviously isn't.
James May "Wooooooow" LMAO.
0:51 This was about to happen: -Great news! -What? -The Dacia Sandero is almost here! -When? -Next year! -Great! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...
So what it is whit thea Dacia Sandero?
@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: kzhead.info/sun/dJtmZ7Srb3eNoaM/bejne.html
2:12 "Richard what's that?"😂😂😂
Today I went on the internet and found this "Tonight on bottom gear"
Kimi Räikkönen in a red bikini xD Absolutely brilliant!
TheArzonite And James May in 10th rank as the sexiest female racer.
Are you sure that wasn't Danica Patrick?
Bwoah!
TheArzonite then Jeremy learns how to use photoshop, uh oh
With a Ferrari logo on the top
5:56 I'm American, and I take offense to that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my pet Bison from the groomer.
Some Canadian: "We have Moose :D ."
I’m offense and I find this American
I'm glad people have a excellent sense of humour LMAO
i like americans who can take british jokes without being stupidly offended
Aang?
I love the callback to this in a later season, “I went on the internet this week…” “I thought you’d stopped doing that!”
“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “ Around the same yime Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee As an Australian i find this completely hilarious
As an American I do as well.
I'm an Australian who doesn't drink coffee, but I've found that a lot of my friends and colleagues who do are real snobs about it.
I believe starbucks only took off in Melbourne, coincidentally in the state known as Australia’s California
@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town
@@fakeandgay9592 California with some of the most boring beaches in Australia, every other states stomps em
I love Richard's and James's reactions to Jeremy's internet finds. Absolutely hilarious!
2:19 - The sad part is... he's right... The sadder part is that ANY female in the racing community gets bashed for literally no reason...
"You're only a pro racing driver because you're a woman REEEEEEEEEEEE..."
I love how proud Jeremy always is
This is really funny, entertaining and car-related stuff. I genuinely enjoy this so much more than The Grand Tour format.
wish we knew what pics they were looking at
No you don't!
yeeah, yeah i do.
Agenericyoutuber We know what he saw, Hamond and Captain Slow, naked, in the back seat of a Bentley.
Trust me--you DO NOT want to see those images!!! :-/
Its a man that shoved his co*k in the tailpipe of a range rover
This is the kinda banter we will miss
Ahahaha. I'm so glad Amazon picked these 3 up after the BBC fired them. Lets hope for 15 seasons of Grand Tour. :)
No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set. I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now
Fuck 15 seasons of the grand tour it’s just butchered top gear We want 15 seasons of clarksons farm
He always looks so proud of himself when showing the smut
Yeah, you can tell he likes making people squirm
"luckiest man alive" indeed oO
almost on the edge of the cliff
That was near my hometown. I distinctly remember when that happened.
imagine being in that situation
so I went on the internet and I found This.
I love this guys man they worked together for 20 years and they know each other more then anyone
“A picture of Paris Hilton and she turns on to be intelligent” wow Hammond was right all along
Mate, i was hoping someone would mention Paris here
Love Richard's verbal response to the first "I went on the internet...."😆
i wna see the pictures. stop starving me :(
Search for tailpipe guy :D!
EpicPearKick lool
EpicPearKick WTF XD
how are you starving
Pingslin They are withholding information... Entertaining information that humans crave.
I'm very curious on Clarkson internet history.
Peronally, I'd leave it alone. Even the FBI and CIA wouldn't cross it
This never gets old
Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?" Richard: But what if she did!? Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.
Didn't they have her on The Grand Tour?
5 years later we find out she’s putting it on
We may never truly know what he really found on the internet
The way Jeremy smiles triumphantly while the others cringe... 🤣😂
Hammond's response to the first internet finding is priceless. I could watch that for hours! haha
5:29 ''its the new chevy camaro'' Jesus Christ, sometimes I forget the show its almost 20 years old
“Americans are good at herding bison, THE END.” I mean, He’s not wrong
Well they kinda let them all die, so no.
@@NathanaelKeller oh no
@@Your_username_ Anyway.
Damn i must have been seeing ghosts when i went to yellowstone.
Yellowstone is a protected national park and reserve sp of bison are there. Everywhere they used to be they're all gone pretty much
"Hammond, the Americans are good at herding bison." Oh, please. We're also good at showing up to world wars 2 years late!
As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact! The others... yeah.
Let's not forget that they are still using Imperial units of measures! Why?
@@simondean6359 capitalism
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 you say wrong side, but most of the world agrees with us that you drive on the right side
I just liked because of James May´s appearance in 3:20
Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.
He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.
LooksLegitBro Have you not heard the way he mocks brit cars?
But British Leyland need to be made fun of. It's like leaving the stake in the body, when you bury a vampire. You want to make sure it stays dead...
Kneedragon1962 Didn't they do a whole episode on BL.
MindstormXL Yes, they did. Sometimes I agree with them and sometimes I don't. That time, I was clapping and whistling.
_"I went on the internet this week and I found this!"_ *cut to random lewd content*
I love how Hammond goes “Woah” as a ‘scripted’ part, then actually recoils when he saw what it was.
0:04 wUOW, HODZnyEH!
Get Jezza back on the air!!
***** Very true, I guess you cant have an opinion anymore?
Logan Mcintyre Oi
+Kronik Nugget point proven!
+Kronik Nugget You don't stop do you? You need to grow up mate.
+Kronik Nugget This is a good video. We don't need to argue about nothing. life is too short.
2:25 I love Hammonds reaction right here
Considering the image that was shown, I bet Hammond regrets asking Clarkson if he went on the Internet again
One of the greatest trios on TV ever.
The new show can't come fast enough.
The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.
We all miss you guys. Most epic showw that ever will bee. 😣
"Have you been on the internet again" lol
A car as well equipped as a Romanian jail... I died.
Does anyone else laugh harder each time he shows the same picture? :P
That Paris Hilton jibe was unexpected, especially since I saw the Celebrity Faceoff sequence on TGT with her on it
the way Clarkson delivers his lines is hilarious
"The Americans are good at herding bison, the end." I love Jeremy Clarkson!
Jeremy's American accent has me laughing out loud every time.
3:32 "He's not a racing driver" "I think there are bigger issues than that"
4:51 My Capri was advertised as having manually operated mirror. That was 1986. Earlier models had optional indicators and seatbealts!
I went on the internet, and I found this! *2 girls 1 cup begins to play. The crowds reaction turns from laughter, to confusion, to horror. The show is swiftly taken off the air afterwards*
_[Richard Hammond and James May both pass out from the immense amount of psychic damage they take, while __-that absolute madman-__ Jeremy Clarkson is unaffected]_