Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
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The “poverty and crime” joke.
I would rather staple my ball bag to my ring-piece than watch anything on All 4.
43 seconds of Nish Jokes
my fave insult was when channel 4 thought a countdown with all women would be funny
Sean Lock's blood-nog level is dangerously high lol
I wonder how many hours of my life i have spent watching these compilations
Worth it
Honestly same
Same, 2020 has provided me plenty of time to grow my obsession
Life well lived!
Damnit... I’ve just started,.. pray for me
"Get a job in a jelly factory mate." Is pure unadulterated genius.
@Teamgeist yes it is Init
I don't get it haha, did it mean something or was it just the randomness of it that was funny?
@@boahnation9932 yeah the ludicrous nonsensical nature of the comeback was funny coz it was bizarrely random ridiculousness of it. Having said that, where better to work if you want to square and cube things❓
The REAL context is that this comment came off the back of a guest using square and cube powers in the numbers game to reach the target, which is against the rules. Jelly is typically portioned in square or cube based shapes, hence the jelly factory.
@@Percy0412 the Cubing Square was none other than Richard Ayoade.
Rachel: “I thought it was going to be a dancing joke, that’s fine” Jimmy: “she’s also shit at dancing” 😂 absolutely killed me
I like how he pokes fun at them, but still manages to plug all of their achievements.
“If you didn’t see Rachel dance on Strictly just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on planet made of jelly”. That’s gold 😂
Time stamp?
@@matthudson9705 06:52
The fact that he can make different jokes on similar characteristics of the guests every time is commendable. Jimmy is a great writer.
You think he doesn't have a team of writers? LOL!
He heads up his own material, one of the reasons he's hired so much. Its all his own style. If he has writers he uses the same across programmes
He definitely has writers. Sometimes you can tell the joke has taken him by surprise (on one particular episode, I think the joke was about jon, and he couldn't help himself from laughing afterwards and admitted the joke took him by surprise).
I have also watched his stand-up, so yeah, he is a great writer. I mean Frankie Boyle used to work for this guy.
@Mr C That must've been magic.
At least I don’t look like a vampire who’s temping.
bmw320i2 what does temping mean ? LOL
I think in this context ‘temping’ would be standing in as a part time presenter.
Lila Clayton the act of working temporarily for a business, company, etc, esp as an office worker
This to me would be a compliment
Someone who is filling in
It's funny how the real insult from Jimmy is when he's not comfortable enough with a guest to actually insult them
To whom?
That just goes for British people in general, we’ll insult our friends but not a stranger
5:01 "improv marathon" sounds like she spontaneously decided to run 26 miles.
Soo... Forest Gump?
that's literally what i understood it as.... fml
Marcus Cross Töy
"Do you want to run this marathon with me?" _Yes, and_ I'll go for a swim afterwards
The Danny Dyer jokes are just the best. And Danny always seems to love it.
Suzie's "if only you knew" lip bite at 7:15 got me like...
@Kojii Naz u spelt spelling wrong
Callum Thorogood I think that was part of the joke
@@natashataylor5844 WHOOSH
@@fleimlehner she probably wouldn't touch you with a bargepole though
Lip byte? She has digital lips? When did this happen?
Suzie has never had to chase it and you know it.
5:17 That espresso martini was so strong that even Jimmy's voice changed
Ok 👍🏻 ZZ Lai
I wish i could bottle the feeling of Jimmy tasting that thing for the first time
Pity he called it 'expresso'
8:35 ... Susie was genuinely touched that the guy beside her seemed pissed that she was being spoken about so obscenely.
Don't you know who that is? That's Sean Bean
I love claudia, she always seems so happy
My ex once had a dream I was shaggin Claudia - gutted I didnt have that dream, life's shit
ForeverOfTheStars that’s the antidepressants for you
Because she's off her face on drugs.
"....his daughters first word was Grandad" that really made me laugh :)
I swear David is the only one who claps back at Jimmy after being insulted
Channel 4 are not above spelling savage in all caps to to ensure its more clickbaity
That's the nature of the medium. It's like dressing up as a ghost to frighten folks and not going "oooooh oooooh ooooooh"
Channel 4 are not above much I think - vermin so low they could parachute from snakes arseholes.
Very true...…. and yet you still clicked.
INTERESTING POINT
The fact that you are triggered by a KZhead channel writing a word in all capitals really worries me
Good stuff as always. Rachel and Susie comeback compilation next?
I think you need to watch that one on Pornhub.
@@Simonio8 send me the link
@@Simonio8 sign me in
That punchline at 8:45 came out of absolutely nowhere. Majestic.
I haven’t even watched it yet but I know exactly which punchline this is about
@@laurennn9666 It can only be the "glory holes" one or the "chasing cock" bit.
wait, did Jimmy Carr just call it an eXpresso?
He gets many commonly mispronounced words wrong.
Love Sean's reactions 😂
Rachel's "No" at 1.42...priceless!!
I still love these! Make one out of the best distractions during the game 👌🏻
The "finished Tinder" line was genius.
can we get one about Rhod Gilbert plz!
I love Rhod lol
"I've got an Espresso Martini that could wake the dead!"
The Jonny Vegas storage hunters one was brilliant 😂
The best bit of that was the Danny Dyer reference on Who do you think you are. Hes actually a descendant of Royalty lol 😆
The first joke was too true 😂
“I’ve got a espresso martini that could wake the dead” 5:21
5:21 He called it expresso? savage! Espresso!
Nish tell that Brexit joke that went down so well at the Lord's Taveners' Christmas lunch.
I don't get it.
@@kedabro1957 Someone got mad at him for a Brexit joke and someone threw bread at him. I saw him live at my uni he was funny.
Suzie is such a good sport, her insults seem much harsher on average
That wardrobe joke is a headshot fired from 5000m with pinpoint accuracy. I'm glad Rachel wears what she's clearly comfortable in though.
Ha, I do love the fact that this show has a 7 part series devoted purely to insults... and plenty more to come, I'm sure :P
completed tinder !
Now I wished I'd been on tinder, the one and only time to be on tinder.
Fip, Only thirsty for your tight brown star.
5:20 Jimmy actually said "expresso"
Jon’s last comeback about a job in a key factory was brilliant
Jelly factory
@@dennfoo fat fingers lol
"Just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice-skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on a planet made of jelly"
That anaesthetic joke was brilliant
I can well imagine Susie Dent being a swinger.
Emma Cassidy swingers tend to be a bit thick, I doubt it
It's always the quiet, sweet seeming ones.
Rachel at 1:42 lolll
She totally knew it was coming! 😂
@Chris Landry She wouldn't feel it, though.
How many years do you reckon I can keep rewatching these before I by-heart them!
I might have to start watching this I can't stop watching these videos haha watching it while walking I look a right idiot haha
8:25 Christ Allmighty that is perfection.
Danny Dyer was on “Who do you think you are?” His was a special edition called “ Who the fuck are YOU looking at?”
A compilation of Jon being smug would be good.
I've been down this KZhead rabbit hole all day. I regret nothing.
For the rest of us who always pause these videos to take a crack at the numbers and letters even though we're here for the jokes... 5:17 ORMAGNIDE -> DREAMING (8 letters) 7:29 (2+5) x (75+50) + 3 = 878
Love Jimmy Carr, his jokes are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy's a goddamn savage 😬😂😂😂
Just think how savage you could be with a team of scriptwriters
9:13 joke's on Jimmy, Danny was revealed to descend from royalty 😄😄
Sam Morris Yeah a royal pain in the arse
That joke about Nish and his dad always makes me laugh
Anti Bullshit get a better sense of humour
@@voodoochile333 Mr miserable 😬
Because it's true.
love Claudia and her reaction!
Jimmy's voice after that drink ouch
The comment about completing tinder... ended me... that was so funny. Lol
We need new episodes 😖
New series started a few weeks back.
5:59,.. o_0 Excuse me,.. back in 10mins.
Those legs are just..... I can't even.....
Didn't know I had the same birthday as Jimmy Carr; Good to know.
You should make a video about Shawn's gritty peoms
SAVAGE!! (Little-runt-on-BGT reference.)
Utter class, these are better than his stand up dvds
All these jokes about Rachel dancing over the years. Searching for it NOW
Can you please do a compilation of clips just involving Danny Dyer? Please!
I need the video for that jelly factory joke pls.
I am on a mission to make that espresso martini it looks soooo good! Even with a silly straw it looks classy.
7:29 Actually managed this one 5+6=11. 75x11=825. 825+50=875 875+3=878.
I'm gonna need the full video for that jelly joke pls.
It's an episode with Richard Ayoade.
Did anyone notice Jimmy's voice change when they were drinking?
8:23 and 8:25 are belters 😆
7:20 (5x2)+6)=16 16x50= 800 75+3=78 800+78=878
5+6= 11 11*75 = 825 825+50+3= 878
Lauren Ellis 5+6=11 11 x 75 = 825 825+50 = 875 875+3 = 878
50+75 = 125 125*(5+2) = 875 +3 = 878
75 x 6 = 450 450 / 2 = 225 225 - 50 = 175 175 x 5 = 875 875 + 3 = 878
or 5+6= 11 11*75 =825 825+50+3=878
Hi Daaaad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:42 😂😂
Yea....Jimmy was hoping 😆😆
aarrrrrrrrrrrr now i know when i was conceded, 2 days before christmas arrrrrrr. thanks!
That put down about Suzie being the only woman in Britain to have completed Tinder 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:33 they already used that joke with Sean Lock (angry dads that drink too much). Nothing wrong with that, just thought it was interesting!
5:35 Dreaming
8:40
What does Richard Ayoade say in reaction to it?
His laugh
Nish is always underrated he's always bad but always just having an absolute blast and it's so fun to watch! I'm sad America will never achieve this type of entertainment
@Freddie Krueger what if we take him in exchange for corden?
sadly, there will come a day when she discovers that John is her father. way funnier than the response indicated.
I see what you did there with the title.
Damn John really took the brunt of Russell's burns
well rainman is a good dancer hes a very good dancer
Nish Kumar may not be funny, but at least he can be the butt of a cracking joke.
Sean is like a British Brian Cranston
That Wetherspoons one …
It’s amazing how I know all the punchlines off by heart....it’s almost like the jokes are repeated in every single compilation you put out 🙄
Savage 6:53
I was born on Sept. 16! Merry Christmas mum.
I was born Sept 17th! I guess I was boxing day xD
Suzie is in her 50s and still a solid 8
I hate that I love when he makes fun of Rachel's dancing. XD So innovative too. Should've included the Professor Hawking one.
a vampire whos temping xD
Yours is alcohol and you love alcohol, Roisin haha
Seans glases casts the wierdest shadows. Looks like he has whiskers!
A moment _was_ a 40th of an hour, but that's when an hour was one twelfth the time between sunrise and sunset, which obviously changes a lot depending on the time of year, at least unless you're by the equator. 90 seconds was the average, but it could be a low lower, or a lot higher. It comes from sundials.
08:26 sweet jesus
Great entertainers. And Nish Kumar.