Cheap vs Expensive Bidets

Just two friends blasting each other's asses having a good time 🗿

let it be known from here on out; the most emotion charlie has ever displayed in a thumbnail was from him on a bidet.

“Magic missile” is the absolute last thing I want to hear while a strange machine is inches away from my ass

Today we learned cockroaches, d*ldos, and bidets are the three things that bring the most emotion out of penguinz0

New Show idea. Battle Bidets. Contestants control their opponents bidet until someone gets off the toilet. Winner is the last one sitting.

that thumbnail is insane

Tushy: *Gentle stream* TOTO SW3084: "Assume the position"

What his immigration officer thinks Moist E-Sports is about

Never thought this would need a tier list yet here we are

“That one speed bagged my balls” 💀💀💀💀

This felt like an Unus Annus episode 🖤🤍

I am DYING when Matt says “yep” & his face travels across the bottom of the screen… These are single-handedly the 2 most self-assured men on the entire internet. Bless your hearts.

Not gonna lie, I didn't have "watch 2 grown men have their asses blasted by water" on my 2024 bingo card.

when a friendship goes to a length to where you and your friend can have fun using bidets and even rank them, youve reached the absolute peak of a bond

the japanese toilet segment is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all year 😭

The fact they both picked "player one" then wonder why both remotes are controlling one toilet had me in fits.

This video is like an audio log you would find in a horror game.

the concept of 2 grown men giddy with joy getting pierced by a shooting jet of water is truely one of the 7 wonders of the world

Watching two full grown men scream about how much of a bidet hurt is not something I knew I needed

Nothing can prepare you for this specific sensation. I stayed at a Japanese onsen with two of my friends, and from day 1 the default prank was turning the bidet pressure all the way up before leaving the bathroom so if the next person didn't check before hitting start they'd absolutely power wash their pooper. We drank every time someone screamed from inside the bathroom.

I have a bidet and I can’t go past 10% pressure for fear of my life. These men are the brave heroes we needed.

Never in my life did I expect a moistcritikal bidet review

Started watching thinking, "Stupid" I'm not sure I've ever been this invested into a you tube video. This is the content that matches my soul apparently.

“i feel like tom cruise in the new movie where he drives the plane” “mission impossible?” 💀💀💀

Never thought I would be amused by 2 grown men blasting their asses on youtube. But here I am.

"It won't stop and if i stand up the camera sees my penis and the water sprays the camera" in a pleading tone is probably the funniest thing Matt's said in any of these videos

These men need a medal of honor for their bravery. Charles deserves a purple heart for his injuries sustained.

Moist critikal getting critikally moistened

"IM HITTING THE GIRL!" is a sentence i never thought id hear from matt

The Magic Missile setting is wild. Fuckin auto-hits your prostate

i like that matt looks like a normal human and charlie is looking like he has a bidet fetish

Charlie's anguished and fatigued face at 18:16 is reminiscent of Christ's final moments on the cross

The plot twist with the backwards remotes in the last one is such a good blend of situational comedy and psychological horror

This is the first time I've ever seen Charlie both laugh and cry so hard that by the end of the moment, tears are visibly running down his face.

The ad placement right at 6:22 had me crying. That was heavy "we'll be right back" vibes.

By far one of the best videos ya'll have ever put out. I love the raw emotion in the video.

Thank you so much, I could not sleep last night because i kept thinking, "Whats better? a cheap bidet or an expensive one?" SO glad u answered my question.

The thumbnail is filled with such raw primal emotion.... for bidets

i can just imagine the crew hearing their screams outside lmaooooooo

10:30 greatest youtube format ever conceived. 4 guys on bidet toilets with different remotes trying to guess who has which ones remote.

The remotes being in the wrong order was the biggest plot twist of the 21st century EDIT: Upon additional feedback in the comments, it seems as though both remotes could have controlled either toilet, which in all honesty just makes the situation ten times funnier. I like to imagine that Charlie pushed a single button to get Matt's air setting to start, while Charlie got put through the Naruto Thousand Years of Pain because Matt had his remote angled slightly towards Charlie's direction

Those were some of the best belly laughs. I can't believe I just watched a grown man get ass blasted 3 times in a row by heated water that's tough.

I laughed so hard throughout this. The last bidet was like you both were going through McKamey Manor.

Man this is the peak video to watch at 2 am, just 2 dudes getting their ass blasted and laughing about it

The most emotion I've EVER seen from Charlie, and it's him having the ol' chocolate starfish blasted into next week

Who knew bidet reviews is where matt would shine the most. He killed it with the commentary this video.

The entire $400 one reminds me of the cars 2 scene where Mater goes to japan and he doesn't know how to use the car bidet 😂😂

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Charlie actually just crying because the Japanese one is too fucking complicated. 🤣🤣🤣

That thumbnail is exactly what I needed popping up on my screen while showing my mother-in-law an email. Thanks Charlie Edit: watched the video together and now she's a fan

Watching two grown men get violated by toilets is something I didn't know I had on my bucket list...

The noises that came from this video are gonna trigger nightmares for years to come, holy shit.

Imagine never watching this channel before and this is the first video you watch from them.

This is the kind of friendship everyone deserves.

I genuinely mean it when I say I never thought I would witness this in my lifetime despite being born in the 21st Century, where thanks to technology we are exposed to what was once considered horrors of the old world. you have changed my outlook on my insides, and for that you have my heart. please, round of applause to charlie and matt.

One of if not the funniest video I’ve seen from you Charlie good shit 😂😂

"If I held it for too long I'd be spitting up water" 💀

I think the cinematography deserves an award

By far their most informative and useful tier list, truly some good stuff😂

Easily the funniest video you've made and probably the funniest thing I've seen in years

"If I held it for too long, I was gonna be spittin' up water, I think." Truer words have never been spoken, as a 3 year bidet veteran... reverse osmosis in action. 😤

This might be the best review video ever

I bought my first bidet attachment years ago, and I haven't looked back since. Genuinely life changing. Nowadays, I have the handheld nozzle attachment. A little learning curve to it, as using the wrong angle could cover your hands in water, or spray through your bawlsack. But once learned, it's unparalleled. My hole has never been cleaner. I would love if it had some soap in it as well, and temperature control, but I don't have the budget for all that, and this gets the job done well. Bidets should be absolutely standard everywhere. Please.

Been living with a Toto toilet as my daily driver for almost a year now. To poop and not use a bidet just feels unhealthy now. No such thing as a bad shit, everything gets out every time. Worth every penny.

This is exactly what id want from a bidet test. so glad you went through with it

*”Tushy was definitely better, Tushy let’s you play with the angles cuz that one speed bagged my balls in the beginning”* That description was oddly specific but definitely imaginable😂😂

This is probably one of the greatest videos of modern KZhead history..😂 feels like a fever dream..

Charlie and Matt truly the best of friends to be able to record themselves blasting ass and laughing about it. 2024 content has been top tier!

Not using Ludwig's bidet is such a slap in the nuts.

Just finished a 9HR shift at work, what better way to end off the night than to watch Matt and Charlie clean their ass 😂

A bidet is life changing, I own the Tushy Ive had it for 4 years and Ive been loving it! At the time I bought mine on promo for 70$

Recently got staples in my head and this is the video to watch, even my staples are loving this

OMG That was like a sitcom bit. No matter what they try, it just blasts only Charlie in the bunghole. I'm dying.

"Go 100, Go 100"💀💀"just roll with it"

absolutely marvelous i love the swing of emotions in these fun pain shock it has it all

Never saw charlie got this many emotions on his face

Imagine some American guy screaming during his first time in a public European restroom

As a former plumber, I would highly recommend these. If you're handy, they're easy to install. There's a shut off valve behind everyone's toilet (US Plumbing ONLY). Turn that off. Take off your toilet seat. Screws off underneath towards the back of the toilet. Follow instructions for bidet install. *** JUST A HEADS UP!! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SHUT OFF VALVE BEHIND YOUR TOILET IF IT'S OLD, RUSTY, HAS ANY TYPE OF CALCIUM/FLUORIDE BUILD UP. YOU MAY BREAK IT CAUSE IT'LL BE FRAGILE AND FLOOD YOUR BATHROOM. If you're uncertain, call a plumbing company and ask how much they're willing to charge to install the Bidet*** I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO GET ONE!

This is probably the best video I have seen in your channel.

If anyone cares, we bought that cheap one at the beginning of the pandemic and it’s still going strong four years later. Terrific purchase for less than $40.

bidets are scary ngl. like you're chilling and relaxed after finally taking a shit, and then suddenly BOOM jet stream enema

12:47 "It won't stop, and if I stand up the camera sees my penis" Sounds like a new game theory problem (the bidet influencer's dilemma) 🚽🎥

I felt emotionally raw before I watched this video and now I'm just laughing. This is a video I didn't know I needed that found me at the right time😂

I genuinely hope that some random person that's sincerely looking for a bidet comes across this.

when they go outside to the lobby and speak about their experience it sounds like they had say gex out of context 💀

This is the most emotion this man has ever shown on his channel

“Hold on, I’m embracing” is a crazy quote

the half laugh half crying "IT WON'T STOP" is hilarious

Charlie and Matt getting semi violated by a Japanese bidet is content I didn't know I needed, but am eternally grateful I got 😂

This has to be the craziest episode yet🤣 insane thumbnail and review

charlie's reaction to the toto one is funny af, I used it for the first time and it was pure bliss whatever setting they did must have been crazy lmao

Just came back from Japan. Best part of the trip were the bidets. They had a privacy mode with bird and waterfall sounds, as well as heated seats, AND English descriptions on the buttons lol.

this is the BEST video on this channel in the past year

i own multiple of the amazon one and bought em for my family too... the pressure difference between thevpower levels is pretty subtle, if its too powerful they didnt adjust the water pressure at the nob on the floor. idk if the others by design properly regulate the pressure, but you definitely have to adjust it to not cause injuries. and yes, yall probably injured urself if it hurt, youll get piles.

When PBS said you could use their facilities im sure this isnt what they were thinking 😂.

Horror games don't scare Charlie, he doesn't get angry at rage games but a bidet makes Charlie red faced with TEARS. Poor Charles

This came on my auto play while i was just listening to my headphones doing chores when the laughter upon first shot made me stop what i was doing to see what the hell was happening... dying.😂 this was the best review ive ever witnessed..thank you..

This might be the greatest video idea I've ever seen

Everyone has to lose their bidet virginity one day.

I’m so glad that everything in the universe aligned perfectly for this moment

I have not cried laughing like this in a while. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment