NEOM Is The Parody Of The Future
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"Okay, our tag line is a city in three dimensions. So what's the most 3-dimensional shape you can think of?" "A line."
😁capitalistic petrol-wealth-wasting-dollar regime Mega-Mirage projects :) .. including Elon hyper-boring-wasting-tax-escaping-loop :) .. this wasted(looped) money was able to renew most of USA citizens infrastructure ... just let educated people teach those capitalist tyranny billionaires/regimes not to tax-escaping or democracy-escaping :) .. to respect citizens & society by stop wasting wealth in Mega-boring-Mirage-looped projects ...& to respect educated democratic voting & criticism that guard the society from capitalistic-golf playing-wealth wasting-tax escaping petrol-dollar corruption🤠🤠🤑🤑💵💵
They came up with the idea after snorting one.
@@nanoua27 heard that saudi drinks and snorts a lot.
Lmao, you made me laugh out loud irl 🤣😆
oh dear gods.... why didn't I see that?!
NEOM is the sound a toy plane makes.
It’s the sound the line building makes as it E X T E N D S
actually that's NYOOOM but close! :D
in romanian it literaly means non-human
It's also the sound of the plane which will crash into this if it ever becomes a reality.
I thought was the sound you make when you eat up your food after arranging it in funny shapes pretending it was fancy urban planning projects
You need to carry a 20m long rope, but instead of coiling it up, you buy a 20m long bag. The line in a nutshell
lol very funny
@@varunjohnson9570 And very true
"mom what's outside the line?"
Titan
"Flying pods will take you to your beheading after the Saudi religious police deems you a blasphemer for talking about women's rights" -- I died laughing lmfao, great one Adam!
In case someone doesn't know it's a reference to recent arrest and imprisonment of Salma al-Shehab for using Twitter.
the worst part is it's not hyperbole
Lines like this are what turn anti sjws into leftists
😁capitalistic petrol-wealth-wasting-dollar regime Mega-Mirage projects :) .. including Elon hyper-boring-wasting-tax-escaping-loop :) .. this wasted(looped) money was able to renew most of USA citizens infrastructure ... just let educated people teach those capitalist tyranny billionaires/regimes not to tax-escaping or democracy-escaping :) .. to respect citizens & society by stop wasting wealth in Mega-boring-Mirage-looped projects ...& to respect educated democratic voting & criticism that guard the society from capitalistic-golf playing-wealth wasting-tax escaping petrol-dollar corruption🤠🤠🤑🤑💵💵
It's not even funny, it's just fucking sad.
Neom is a masterpiece in engineering because everywhere is a good place to jump off from when you're tired of the distopia.
Omw to NEOM
I mean, maybe that isn't so bad for the aristocracy...
Also, it's very easy for the average people to corral and "kick out" (of you know what I mean) all the aristocracy that is in there and take over the city. I mean, all they have to do is close the outside doors and airports/heliports. Then the only way they would have to go is over the edge at the top.
@@NankitaBR Without aristocracy, peasants won't be able to govern themselves and will ruin everything though. They're not americans.
Nah they just won't let the poor or anyone they deem at risk near the roof, and there'll be nets to catch anybody falling from the internal drops Though if you wanted to die, probably all you'd need to do is commit blasphemy or have gay sex with someone a couple times and then make sure the police know you did it (maybe offer them some too when questioned for good measure)
Honestly I could see this "city" being featured in a cyberpunk, near-future film as either an abandoned ruin or a stratified hellhole where access to sunlight is exclusive to the (quite literal) upper class
true lol, I was just thinking that it sounds like the setting of a sci-fi young adult novel like Divergent
Lol at 2:38 they are literally advertising the line like it's a gaming pc
Your profile pic is what I first thought of when I saw this project
Honestly the mirrors are such a good idea Step out of line and get vaporized instantly from the magnification of sunlight
Both figuratively and literally
Mirrors don't work like that
Flat mirrors don't magnify sunlight (or any light). The worse that could happen outside is that a portion of the ground would receive sunlight twice: once directly and another from the reflection
@@SuicVThis may blow your mind, but their images show more than one mirror.
@@kyneticist It might be one mirror just as well as it might be a trillion, if they are flat and parallel to each other (which they must be for it to be a "line"), it doesn't matter
"Where people are transported by balls" he has a way with words
@here is the full clip no thanks
Reminds me of the good old days
Nice pfp
@@blagoevski336 thanks
cargo ship is actually one of the most fuel efficient mode of transporting bulk material and goods it spend about 30% to 50% less energy than cargo trains, and 90% less energy compare to trucks. per unit weight of products shipped per distance
I'd like to see a SciFi movie where this thing actually exists and depicts everything you mentionned in this video
lol imagine the inevitable slum that springs up on the outside of the wall. This thing is dystopian as hell
@@omgbutterbee7978 Imagine what happens to this goddamn folly the SECOND the Saudi Arabian economy experiences the barest setback.
someone on thunderf00t's video left a comment where they wrote what sounds like the opening narration for a book that takes place in The Line, and someone even went and wrote up 3-4 short paragraphs of the hypothetical main character realizing all the morally bad things he did were for nothing, as the upper levels had already been abandoned by the rich
Yeah it kinda sounds like the lower levels of coruscant...
@@hazgebu would love some storys in the star wars universe about that place
Why were the residents in Saudi Arabia so scared? Because their lives were on the line!
Ohohohoho
"The line" is something a first year arcitecht student would look at for five minutes and simply say "Cities doesn't work like that"
You need to study architecture so see this is a terrible idea??
more like a first year kindergarten student
I am one, and a few years ago I thought of a similar concept. However, it wasn't settled in the desert without preexisting infrastructure, but to connect 2 mayor cities/urban agglomerations. And even then, I came to conclusion that it's unfeasible, and a stupid ineffective prestige project.
Love how the "futuristic and efficient" cities look a lot like those slums you see in dystopian movies.
oh god your right XD
Elevator repair based economy.
I can imagine the slums that will be built around this thing (if they actually try to build it)
imagine if they ever give up on it. It'll fall into disrepair and probably start to look A LOT like those cities in dystopian movies. Even surrounded by a desert for good measure!
@@emillundqvist8126 And it will probably generate money from those movies to cover for the losses 🤣
This genuinely sounds like a good idea for a dystopian futuristic game such as ghostrunner. The ruling elite live at the east end, while the poor live in the west end. You, the player, must fight your way from the west end to the east end to kill the horrible dictator and liberate the city.
So a city version of Snowpiercer lmao
Wait, this is snowpiercer
Lol sounds exactly like snowpiercer
You might love to read/watch snowpiercer
I don't know if you've heard of it, but have you heard of Snowpiercer? You might not have heard of Snowpiercer
i have a friend whos working on The Line, and he's incredibly excited because it's a project with unlimited money and no viable execution that will drag on for years.
Easy cash
Lol everyone who's working on this knows its bullshit. But they're just going along and getting some of the Saudi King's disposable income.
3. Profit
IDK, executions always seem viable there.
@@clupus63 touché
Bewildered people: "Pyramids were had to be built by aliens. It's unrealistic that a dictator would just throw million of slaves to build something wildly unrealistic and pointless" Oil billionaires with unlimited money and regional power:
The amount of money the management consulting companies are milking out of this stupid project is awe inspiring. The Saudi government is paying tens of millions of dollars for renders and ppt decks for projects that will never happen
This is the likeliest scenario, yeah.
i was like: how does this even happen? where do you get the wealth to think up and build this shit?
The Prince will do anything to be relevant in the world, this imbecility of this project is just a kid who has even killed for being criticised before, and handed down a puppet empire, that is all what this project is, it's Trump's Wall, it's arrogance, stupidity and need of attention.
@@safir2241 oil
just, so true. and the advertisement agencies...
In my mother tongue, Romanian, ”neom” literally means “unhuman” referring to a monster, an evil, soulless, inhuman person…
andrew tate
Oh damn. Anyway....
Oh, a quick question: do you know if that was Ceausescu at 10:09, at #4 in the list of dictators' photos?
@@slavkovalsky1671 it was, but I don't know if he or Kim ever attempted a grand infrastructure project like this or if they were just up there for being dictators
@@slavkovalsky1671 yup, he is
I hope they start building this thing. We need to leave some really weird things for the archeologists of the future to obsess about.
Congrats
You think these things will last more than a couple of millennia? Hell naw!
Eastern island, petroleum boogaloo.
@@Light-ji4fo You're generous with the couple millenias, I'd give it 500 at best
Kinda like Stonehenge, in reverse.
>says they’ll fix city efficiency and urban sprawl >designs the least efficient most expensive project possible >refuses to elaborate >stays
Gigachad energy 🗿
I love to see “sustainable and eco friendly” mega projects funded almost exclusively by fossil fuels.
I love your profile picture. Double decker electric Swiss train 👍
...with no intention of implementing carbon capture or nuclear power.
Well, what else can they do? Their entire economy is built around fossil fuels, if they were to try being moral by ditching fossil fuels when they build a mega project, they would go bankrupt and there would not be any mega projects. They don't really have anything to fall back on, as their economy is not diversified... At all. There is only oil, and if oil goes down, saudi arabia goes down with it. NEOM wont save them, NEOM cant save them.
Not to mention the fact it will absolutely be built by slaves.
Who cares, let them build that horror show. They are not rich because they are smart, they are rich because they accidently sit on oil. So if they start to build that thing, billions will flow to experts from the US and Europe for Material, Technology, Experts etc.
I feel like NEOM is what happens when you're surrounded by yes-men because they're scared saying no will have them be a head shorter, literally.
Like he said in the dubai video, Smooth brained dictators + tons of money = dumb shit. This'll always happen in authoritarian countries because of fear, stupidity, money and they need to keep their citizens at bay.
Maybe this is why dystopias are always set in the desert, It’s just what happens when Saudi Arabia and Dubai collapse
@@wren_. Maybe not always deserts but almost always in a dictatorship or authoritarian regime
@@WillyBob.Becker no I mean like stock apocalypse movies. doesn’t matter if it’s a zombie outbreak or a vauge evil government that just kind of fell apart, they’re all set in the desert for some reason
@@wren_. Try imagining a dystopia in some lush tropic heaven! Deserts are barren lands with no food or water you can't have a dystopia and abundancy (water=abundancy≠desert) at least not the ones like Madmax where the main point is scarcity.
The thing that I think is most hilarious about all of these projects is that they will all clearly never be completed. I imagine that they might all be started, but pretty early on they will realize that stuff like a gigantic metal and glass mirror would be completely impossible to cool efficiently, and they would spent billions of dollars trying to come up with some method to make the one section of line that they would build cool enough to not turn into an actual oven, then they would give up on the project because they would realize extremely quickly that they would have taken 5 or so years (at least) to make less than 1 percent of the entire structure.
Actually giant mirrored buildings are very popular in Las Vegas(which is slightly hotter than the area of NEOM), because they are easy to cool. Infrared heat can be reflected from the buildings.
@@johnreeves3688 The issue is those warped structures… if the reflection is redirected away from the population, great. There’s that one curved skyscraper that basically acts like a focusing lens and turns sunlight into a fucking heat ray that melts cars.
@Duplicitous Atemporal Thoughtform Entity Yes, the Aria Death Ray. Aria, which was the most efficient building in the world and first LEED certified building (of some sort I forget exactly) does have a few unintentional focus spots in the pool area. A palm tree caught on fire once. But they easily solved the issue. And know to factor it in the future. Not an actual problem. In fact, you could use that property of the building to juice the solar production.
@@Duplicitousthoughtformentity no warps in a straight line though )
Im not a genius but like, if they’re putting THAT much money into a project of course they would’ve thought about this, and saudi is not a “stupid” country at all.. they know how to make smart decisions so I don’t think this is a problem for them
This looks more like a futuristic prison than a city.
I agree with you
The whole Saudi Arabia is already a high tech prison.
Really long prison walls to monitor however
I wouldn't say prison but it reminds me of the hive cities of 40K or other futuristic dystopia settings. I actually kind of hope they complete it and then within a few years it starts to fall into disrepair and becomes a heaven for criminals, unlawful manufacturing and other kinds of shady activities. That would truly make it a real life hive city and be a perfect symbol to the folly of futureism.
@@richardschofield2201 they'll be easier to monitor once they're surrounded by a kilometer of molten sand.
This sounds like the perfect setting for a dystopian video game. Even NEOM sounds like some sketchy organization with nefarious plans.
I'm pretty sure that's the actual inspiration. This is more of an artistic project that anything. Dictators and pseudo-urbanists saw those movies, and they want the same thing.
like a map of a mission in Deus Ex
It would be a literally perfect setting for a new Mirror's Edge.
I want to play that videogame
Spec Ops: The Line
When these projects claim to be zero carbon it’s important to note that steel, glass, and concrete are definitely not sustainable. Steel and concrete manufacturing account for 12% of global carbon emissions.
Assuming they didn't count that, they never say how these cities will be zero carbon in practice. Sure, the mountain resort has a dam and everything else can be solar powered, but without saying anything in those ads, it doesn't look like they actually thought it through. A city of 9 million people in that Line would use a lot of power. Will the glass wall be solar panels but it looks it isn't angled all that well to optimal solar energy. Are they going to put in wind turbine along the coast or in the desert?
Especially since "renewable energy" is more wasteful and polluting than nuclear energy.
@Newcious Nice spam link bro 0/10 reported
Unless they use maybe hempcrete or another alternative to concrete and the new steel maunfacturing technlogy that does not release any carbon dioxide and only use a bunch of electricity. Sweden has that technology, but it is not global yet I think.
@@ArchOfWinter software would solve that
Rich people: "I deserve to have this much wealth and power" Also rich people: "I think investing in NEOM is a great idea!"
"What do you mean my ridiculously luxurious dictator lifestyle doesn't translate into a city?!"
Honestly its so frustrating because beyond functional and practical expenditures for billionaires (functioning, free, universal electric trains, for example) there probably *are* some brilliant mega-projects that are practical and could revolutionise society but which are shut down in conception because of being 'too expensive'.... and instead of those projects conceived by true visionaries, we get shit like NEOM instead....
@@queenvagabond8787 Andrew Carnegie built over 1600 libraries. Why do rich people suck now?
@@GBart The time of the 'Robber Barons' wasn't great either for workers rights, then environment and native populations, but there were some notable elements of actual public good done, for sure....
Here's my top 3 reason why it will fail: 1. It assumes everyone will forever live in the line. How do they go from line to another city? I never saw any exit gate. 2. If there is power failure in that tight compact space, in the middle of frigging dessert. You will be a baked turkey pretty fast. 3. Having a balcony that looks down on your neighbor shaving his balls instead of the open air veranda.
Given Saudi Arabia's authoritarian leadership, the no exit may be a feature, not a bug.
If this monstrosity is ever completed it will probably end up like Kowloon walled city but in the desert.
It's a shame Adam was mysteriously disappeared and decapitated by some unknown party after posting these anti-Saudi videos.
I heard it was actually ruled to be a suicide.
he better leave us a hint when it really happens
@here is the full clip I know this is a bot but like, this is the most hilarious context it could possibly be posted in
Stay away from embassies, Adam!
@@utterclown1580 lol, the bot is removed, but that's fucking great
Neom is actually inspired by... a parody project. In 1969, an Italian group of architects called Superstudio crafted a bunch of parody project to raise awareness about the responsibility of the architect in assessing the geographical and topographical specificities of where their projects are built. One of these projects was a gigantic city shaped as a wall in the desert. It was made to underline the kind of absurdities the fashion trends of the late sixties in architecture could lead to.
Another case of Italian humour translating poorly?
and that's why its so ridiculous
Amazing! The Saudi's turned a joke into their "huge penis project". :D
"Seeing the dystopias of your own imagination being created is not exactly the best thing you could wish for" Gian Piero Frassinelli
Poe's Law
If they did "The Tub" with a cool tower in the middle, that would actually feel quite futuristic. Especially if all necessary city functions was dispensed from the tower, like power and fuel etc. -Eventually, they could even build a second floor, where the literal upper-crust of society could live to enjoy the sunshine, while all the laborers toil away in the bowels of the city, while the reactor at the center powers everything. I mean, if we're going to design dystopias from sci-fi, we might as well use some cool stuff as inspiration. They could rename the city something like Mid'Gar.
So a city like the one of Frostpunk?With Second floor of buildings added on top
So kinda like the walled city from Stray.
Fuck it just head straight to City 17
Nah, go for the big one: Warhammer 40,000's Hive Cities like Necromudia's Hive Primus. Billions of people laboring away in various fauctorums where every drop of water, mouth of food and breath of air has been recycled an untold number of times. Crime so rampant between gangers who are often the muscle for various noble houses to maintain control in the main hive while they live a life of luxury in the city's main spire. And all part of a totalitarian empire of religious zealots who will be quick to burn you at the stake for the slightest hint of heresy. And that doesn't include the other problems of the 40k universe like Genestealer cults, Ork WAAAGGH!!!s, actual heretics summoning daemons or an Inquisitor deciding to hit the Extermanitus button and blow up your planet.
Piltover and Zaun
I like how the "futuristic and efficient" cities look a lot like those slums you see in dystopian movies. 😂
All press F in the chat to pay respects to Adam Something. He was a great youtuber. We all miss him. His sudden dissapearance was truly shocking and completly utterly not shady at all.
A strange suicide by 28 stab wounds in his back
It was very shocking to hear that he managed to commit suicide by bonesaw inside the Saudi embassy
@@RiveTheRat 😂
“And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and threw myself in the garbage.”
@@akorn9943 more like “that is why I ate a suspicious pill that smelled like almonds, drove into the middle of the Saudi Desert, and buried myself”
You can't convince me this isn't a joke that some architect sold go the Saudi government. Who looks at a giant fucking line of a city and thinks "yeah, that looks logically sound".
Shit that's the new eldorado.. Bros wish me good luck i'm off to arabia to pitch to those smooth brain the idea of the century ( in a technobullshit way ). Ok get ready for this : Pod shaped city. Travelling at mach 3 across the arabian desert in a Hyperloop(tm) tube of 1000m diameter.
@@maisbiensur4934 lol
Only after sniffing a giant fucking line can you think this is a remotely good idea.
Man, this urbanistic conception is ~150 years old. 9 million 170 km linear city is like 7 Prague (1.3 billion, 25 km max distance from point A to point B), arranged as a straight chain, but much more simple and compact. And 170 km trip from end to end is no more hard as a trip from Prague to Brno. The joke here is not conception, it's realisation.
@@fraskf6765 1/7 of The Line - 4.86 km^2 Prague - 496 km^2
A very ambitious theme park design for a seventh century theocracy. Looking forward to seeing how this goes.
You think they will have a stoning pavilion?
@@JB-yb4wn A whole pavilion for getting stoned? Seems awful forward-thinking for a government based on who your dad is.
@@johnladuke6475 LOL No, I am thinking more in the lines of a hard rock cafe. 🤣
170km.. 😂 holy moly. This is ridiculous
@J B No, but they will have a Jewish ghetto.
"The city of the future in the country of the medieval" is just about the most apt summary of this absurd project there is
Honestly, "The Line" is a wicked concept! for a bladerunner-esque mirrors-edge mashup video game.
it's literally a dystopia by design where only the elites will be able to see direct sunlight and they won't have to deal with the crumbling public infrastructure below
😁capitalistic petrol-wealth-wasting-dollar regime Mega-Mirage projects :) .. including Elon hyper-boring-wasting-tax-escaping-loop :) .. this wasted(looped) money was able to renew most of USA citizens infrastructure ... just let educated people teach those capitalist tyranny billionaires/regimes not to tax-escaping or democracy-escaping :) .. to respect citizens & society by stop wasting wealth in Mega-boring-Mirage-looped projects ...& to respect educated democratic voting & criticism that guard the society from capitalistic-golf playing-wealth wasting-tax escaping petrol-dollar corruption🤠🤠🤑🤑💵💵
Yeah the first comparison that comes into my head with every interior image of the place I see is EVERY CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA EVER.
I'm telling you dude, Spec Ops: The Line 2: The Line
Spec Ops 2: The lineier
The Line sounds like a cool setting for a sci-fi dystopia, and thus, a nightmare to live in and make sustainable.
Yeah, like what about city living makes you think constructing a massive structure where you are literally on top of other people would be what you want.
It's a 40k hive city
They made a video game about it called The Line
Exactly! Reminded me of the dystopian movie "Snowpiercer," where people lived in a train driving across a deserted, snow-covered Earth
It sounds like the snow piercer, minus the snow.
Neom is what happens when you get bored minecraft players with infinite resources in late game
One underrated thing I want to point out - Whoever lives in this hellhole will have a high chance of becoming myopic, especially if they are children. Their eyes muscles will always be contracted because they don't focus on far off distance often, except sky, making their eyeball to become egg shaped and severely myopic overtime. More severe myopia means more chances of going blind later in life.
"As your attorney Mr. Adam, I strongly advise you to never accept an invitation for ANY event at the Saudi Embassy..."
Trust me, your country doing alot worse than what Saudi did, in term of number of people that they have killed, they just play more clever to cover that up.
Wouldn't it be Mr. Something since Adam is his first name?
@@mikewazowski7024 it's actually Adam Something Adam
@@Lex-dw7ng so Mr. Adam something adam you say?
it will end up like khasoggi
Wouldnt massive reflective walls effectivly make an area of "two suns" that just incinerates everything in proximity from both sides?
@@gastonestbon5439 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣😂
@@gastonestbon5439 Shit you're right! It's genius: Stop the slaves from successfully escaping (after making them watch someone try and then get fried). I'm relieved this isn't actually going to be successfully built (much less successfully maintained & not swallowed by sand)....so that I can laugh. 😂
@@gastonestbon5439 Sounds like a story some epic escapee would write into their memoir & then get published. "Escaping The Line"
Not to mention cleaning costs
You're asking the big questions
I wholeheartedly commend people like you who have enough courage and passion to speak out against these atrocities. As a Bangladeshi, it seems like the politically brainwashed majority of citizens don't have the slightest idea about what is happening to their fellow Bangladeshi in places like Qatar, which is why it is of utmost importance that people spread more awareness about these horrible fates the worker get subjected to.
Opening day: "We are pleased to announce that the ultra high-speed transit tubes servicing the entire 170km span of The Line are being repurposed to carry only oil. Surprise!"
Fun fact: Any structure built _into_ the sea functions as a cape or headland, where the erosive power of sea currents is concentrated due to the refraction effect of waves. Building on the coast is a liability. Building on the _sea?_ Now that's lunacy.
Correction: Building on the sea is called oceanacy. Lunacy is what we called building on the moon.
@@tresnonugroho6397 one is impossible, and one has a 59% chance of failing but can be repeated
@@alicorn3924 care to clarify which is which?
@@tresnonugroho6397 😆
@@randombrit13 would rather you find out, or someone else
Imagine the sheer number of poop trucks they'd need for that thing 🤣
We have donkeys for leaders unfortunately
You spelled poop knives wrong.
They'll just ship in 100,000 Bangladeshis every day to carry out their poop. On golden platters.
This is not Dubai.
@theuncanspan Oh it will be. But flat. And worse.
I like how everyone forgets mirror and direct desert sun rays don't go together quite well. Hey, at least the people inside are happy. Those tribes can just catch dangerous sunburn and blinding reflection all they want, they ask for it anyway if they try to get even slightly close or look at that massive rich city anyway.
Not only will it keep the desert tribes who used to live there away, who's going to try to escape from a city surrounded on both sides by a kilometer of molten sand?
Then the tribes will get so mad about the city that they will pump mustard gas through the ventilation and kill all the rich lunatics However they would need to get away using one of those helicopters otherwise they will be arrested and decapitated
@@shinygoldenpotion1587 What about all the slaves who have had their passports taken from them, who are just trying to get back to their families? You'd kill them too.
that wont be sunburn! even slight inconsistencies in the surface as caused by wind and thermal expansion will be enough to potentilally create concave mirrors with hotspots that get hot enough to melt the sand into glass or boil you alive. and if they somehow pointed up they would create lasers strong enough to make it unsafe to fly over.
In IT networking we call a single line connecting things together a single point of failure.
This building is like a mix of maze Runner, divergent and Snowpiercer. A silly concept and a dystopia if you think about it for longer than a second.
What who doesn’t want to live in a fallout shelter middle in the desert?
imagine how inequality would work in that type of city. do the poors live in the lower sections, or further away from the sea?
@@sizor3ds Outside the building walls itself while the protected richer people live inside
I immediately went to the comments for the snowpiercer comparisons
Its literally designed around the idea that you can run trains faster if they don't have to turn corners. What's the point of that? It certainly doesn't get you to your destination any faster, since giving up an entire dimension means your destination is almost certainly much further away than it would be in a normal 2D city. Pretty much just bragging rights. Showing off to China that someone else can build high speed rail even better than they can! I guess China wasn't thinking futuristically enough when they chose to build their trains across natural terrain between existing cities rather than constructing a giant box to put an otherwise-unnecessary train in.
The contempt in his voice when he describes the sheer stupidity of certain ideas is always a joy to hear
Hahaha absolutely!
This was a great video. I hope one day adam makes a video of the 3 axis of evil rightwing governments such Saudi, Israel, and U.S. These 3 governments while claiming to “represent” 3 major faiths are known to use fear on their populations in order to stay power. However, these same 3 governments are best friends and closest allies to one another. They give each other military and political cover. America doesn’t really care about human rights nor democracy but ONLY its interest. It’s simple as that.
I love the disdain and ridicule whenever Adam says "the line".
And his sigh as well.
Update: The Saudis have just acquired a large stake in German startup Volocopter. These guys just raised 182 million euros to get us closer to solving one of humanity's most pressing problems: How to best smash a passenger drone into the stepped walls of a narrow, man-made gorge? Of course, I'll be watching the Bond film as soon as it hits theaters.
The whole idea of Neom is so futuristic, that I have in my hand book from 1971 with very similar core ideas of high capacity linear cities, some of those plans are from 60s.
City plans from the sixties are mostly a dystopian, megalomaniac hell. I have seen one.
The line is the final form of urban hell; why build a city around highways when you can make the city the highway?
And live in cars.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@milly-sy4bc why need cars when you can live in a car?
Two things i immedeatly thought of when seeing this were: How will this 500m tall Wall affect wildlife and climate? I mean its like the biggest wind stopper ever? And how will animals (if there are some in the desert) Cross it. Isnt the desert sand going to cover the whole side eventually? Like Imagine a 170km 500m tall dune made up out of Sand That was blown against the Wall
Won't affect wildlife much since its in the middle of the desert. Ain't a whole lot of wildlife around. I'm sure there'll be _some_ impact but likely less than us paving a highway and driving massive trucks through forests and grasslands. Climate and sand though.. that I don't know. Would have to go look up some historical information about the wind patterns in that area I guess. Maybe that region just isn't very windy? (Or maybe they just didn't think about it. Its not the most well thought out project in history..)
@@altrag there is more wildlife in the dessert then you'd think. They just mostly come out at night.
@@altrag did you forget about those giant worms live inside the sand?
When you suddenly disappear I shall call the CIA on your behalf.
Giving me Spec Ops: The Line vibes here...
By the way, it’s important to note that this “city” could be fit into a square less than 6 KILOMETRES A SIDE!, meaning you would never need to travel more than around 8 kilometres to anything.
This would be the perfect setting for a post apocalyptic or a zombie outbreak story or videogame.
some say they they will do genetic improvement effort there so that is a huge possibility
Very linear level design though.
I remember RT Games building a city along a single road in City Skylines. It was hilarious and obviously a desaster.
Yes but did that city have hyperloop? I didn't think so. 🤓
Its a good starting strat for SimCity that's about it
@@bigbadlara5304 I installed a mod that let me alter the speed of things and I made the Maglev go a thousand miles an hour. Does that count?
Source?
@@lonestarr1490 no because Elon musk didn't make it 🤓
"This is a cognitive city that not only adapts to your needs but will learn to anticipate them" Adam: It's just a fancy way of saying "You're will be under constant surveillance of the Saudi state" Walt Disney: *_spins uncontrollably in his tomb_*
Wrap him in copper wire and place some magnets around; green energy for the future. You tell everybody! Listen to me, Hatcher! You got to tell them, Eco Green is people! We've got to stop them, stop them!
@@AndreiNeacsu I wanted to point that during the first draft of this comment but somehow I found it too cruel lol.
sounds like the original plan for EPCOT just with more islam
@@shadoeboi212 delete Islam and replace with Wahabism
😁capitalistic petrol-wealth-wasting-dollar regime Mega-Mirage projects :) .. including Elon hyper-boring-wasting-tax-escaping-loop :) .. this wasted(looped) money was able to renew most of USA citizens infrastructure ... just let educated people teach those capitalist tyranny billionaires/regimes not to tax-escaping or democracy-escaping :) .. to respect citizens & society by stop wasting wealth in Mega-boring-Mirage-looped projects ...& to respect educated democratic voting & criticism that guard the society from capitalistic-golf playing-wealth wasting-tax escaping petrol-dollar corruption🤠🤠🤑🤑💵💵
1:39 “sir, the pods has arrived. we’re ready to go to the execution site”
The fact that the city is basically going to spy on you, and also "This is a cognitive city that not only learns from your needs but will learn to anticipate them" reads like a ctOS commercial that Blume would put out in Watch Dogs, you know, the game about a smart city that spies on everything you do?
This is just futuristic for the sake of being futuristic. It would seem they never thought for even a second about practicality.
Moreover I can guarantee they haven't even thought about really building it as shown
they never thought about it... full stop.
ikr, it begs the question which exact issues this "futuristic" project tackles or solves?
They are very egotistical.
bro, dictators never think practical, coz everyone else does and they wanna be the greatest, not like everyone
I know a guy who’s been hired by the Saudi government to create a commercial for this city. It’ll be fun to see how he manages to make this seem like a good idea. Update: the commercial will probably center around Neoms fake moon. It sounds like it will be sort of like a parody of the three wise men in the bible following the star, but instead of Jesus, it’s neom
The CGI's always the key.
There is a NEOM ad all over KZhead
Send him these videos and annoy him for fun😂😂
"It's big. What more do you want?"
In the past we produced clips for high-priced development projects, albeit it mostly sane ones, and the way to go is nice visuals and a lot of them.
Sometimes it's better for things to stay in fiction, not reality.
Some update: The construction is actually happening right now. There's currently a drone footage on land clearing. I can only imagine that the price of construction material like cement etc. will go up because of this nonsensical project especially if they really build that whole 170 km length skyscraper.
dude they're not going to build the whole thing in one time its going to be built by sections and they will finish it by 2040
I'm calling it right now - "The Line" will Never be finished - cf. Jeddah Tower
@@rami8896 The Jeddah Tower _could_ be finished IMO, but "The Line" just isn't feasible. I was using the Jeddah Tower as an example, maybe not a good one....
@@joeylawn36111 The Jeddah tower is NOT a government project.
@@dudua3755 I know - it was just an example of an unfinished building.
“The Tub” is basically Ba Sing Se, so you’d think the Saudi monarchy would want to channel that energy instead
As screwed-up as that city was, it at least had some good ideas (walls separating farmland from urban areas and VIP neighborhoods) so it's not unrealistic enough for them to make.
At least there is no war in Ba Sing Se.
The Emir has invited you to Lake Laogai (⊙_⊙)
Also Ring shaped cities are kinda common, but only with a presence of a fort surrounded by walls
To me it just sounds like Kowloon walled city which was one of the densest cities ever and was a hub for illegal heroin trade
"where flying cars take you to your beheading, because you shared articles on women rights" I'm rolling so hard.. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣👌
The flying cars with their death-rotors seem like a great way for the authorities to have convenient accidents!
Timestamp?
@@walterhartwellwhite6788 1:39
@@cleeiii357 Thank you
Forward thinking urban design headed by a backwards thinking state is the perfect recipe for dystopian horror. I want to see maps pinpointing all of the people who are actually invested in living in these places.
"Organized in 3d" Builds a line, an 1d object.
Suddenly, Spec Ops: The Line taking place in a ruined city after a massive disaster flattens a shining desert metropolis city seems a lot more feasible...
Ohhhh! In the future: The line fell on the side and civilization has reverted to the middle ages. Bluebloods live on the top, where the sun shines, while the serfs have made a life in the 90 degree slanted city.
yeah this whole thing looks like a perfect scenario for a dystopian video game.
Which is even funnier considering game having side story in collectibles where elite of Dubai left the city and misinforming public to not worry about sand storm while killing any aid that come prior.
Hahaha great connection, they should make a part 2 where they retroactively explain the non-sense that led up to it being this bullshit
@@mikhaelgribkov4117 Now where have i heard that before
No one ever mentions that just a year ago this was going to be a ground level city with an underground transport level. Now it's 500m tall?
Growing ambitions.
You cant stop the...sandwalkers away with ground lvl city
You gotta trap people
Yeah, it was still stupid but a lot less stupid.
Why not 5000?? If you gonna fail, at least fail big!
My favourite part of this is 'Organized in 3 dimensions' (1:45) as a way of describing a city that's literally a straight line
School art "Dot is 1 dimension, Line is 2 dimensions . . ." 👌🤣
No but it litearally is a city in 3 dimensions, unlike normal cities. its supposed to have vertical levels ontop of eachother, unlike a normal 2 dimensional city
Cannot wait for NEOM to be done, the ultimate dystopian simulator that will cost more than the entire country of Saudi Arabia itself
The mirrored glass finishing to the sides is meant to be an attempt at giving the city a futuristic finished look and to avoid it looking like what it is going to be - an even worse Kowloon. But what would those mirrors do in a desert? Reflect and concentrate light and heat to everything around it. Anyone approaching the city, say a cargo ship full of supplies or a bus of tourists is going to be blinded and/or scorched on sunny days.
Kowloon Walled City wasn't planned, it was illegal constructions piling up "organically." Also, it wasn't connected to water services and such. Not very high, yet you are onto something: Neom might even look similar, after its quick failure and disrepair.
Honestly with the amount of sand and wind in the region I give those reflective surfaces three to four months tops before they are scratched and milky and diffuse.
it's a feature, the concentrated sunrays will over time melt the surrounding sand into glass, making the ground around it also look cool and futuristic.
Similar to "the Shard" in London which is said to have melted things and lit cars on fire with the light it reflected but this would be on a much larger scale!
@@BathroomTile Ouch ! Sounds like the opposite of terraforming.
Imagine going near The Line and getting cooked by the desert sun reflectiong off the mirror city like an ant with a magnifying glass.
you gotta keep the poors out somehow
And also consider the maintenance of these mirrors, from the desert sands.
You have too see it positive! If you give it individually moving mirrors, you could build the biggest solar concentrator in the world! Regenerative energy! Hotter than the surfave of the sun!
@@steemlenn8797 *surface
NEOM is the name for the evil corporation in a science fiction movie that hero has to defeat
Oh god imagine living at the bottom of the line its so dystopian
No. Most population would live in the middle or the top while the bottom is used for transportation
@@PovidisII You say that like you are the ruler of Saudi Arabia. You have zero idea how it's going to be organized (I mean, assuming that it ever gets built, which won't happen).
@@InXLsisDeo They have told us MULTIPLE times. The top is for living and accomodations. The middle is for amenities like malls, entertainment + anything else. The bottom is for transportation.
This honestly looks suffocating and dystopian. I wouldn't trade living in a normal house in a normal city to live in that
And that's not to mention that Saudi Arabia itself is a horrible country. No nature, no freedom, extremist leaders...
111th liker
basically 40K's hive city.
I want to hit that thing with a rocket
It's saying something, when american cities look livable in comparison
Neom is something I’d do in cities skylines if I wanted to torture the citizens.
Dictator mod activated.
That's pretty much literally what happens with these dictators. The 'unlimited money' mod is enabled. They're playing for the first time, and have no idea what they're doing. They don't care what happens, because they can just wipe it out and start over.
Tbh it would work in Skylines. It looks like line but it's width of New York Megalopolis. It's more like line of small cities. At least until they went for that mirror monstrosity.
RTgame did it. The thing collapsed when one tornado went through. Well, he built a one-road city. So just a really long road.
Time to put this into practice. Might boot up Cities Skylines to give it a crack.
NEOM is already being talked about in certain circles the opportunity of a lifetime.....to scam the Kingdom of every cent possible. So many different developers are pitching anything they can and accepting downpayments then taking off. Good for them I say!
Can't wait for this to fail, so we can finaly have a cyberpunk dystopia
I can't belive those are "real projects". If 5 graders got a task to draw a futuristic city their results would be more realistic and far more efficient that that bullcrap
yeah mee to. probaly fake the project?
@@how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 Shocking number of these ,,futuristic",totaly stupid projects are already finished or it is already sure that they will be build,so who knows...
The world is full of wonders xD
My idea would be far more efficient, a floating lilipad city. Granted even that has it’s problems but it’s still far better than the fucking line
@Newcious wtf?
The graphic with the "Invisible Layer of Infrastructure" in the "Service Layer" sounds like it conceals another dystopia within the bigger dystopia, knowing how Saudi and other Gulf states treat the migrant laborers they rely on to do most actual work.
Fritz Lang is spinning in his grave
Thats before considering the migrants they would uhhhh, employ to build this
"Metropolis" 1927
See: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Nobody here talks about what happens in the "Spine Layer".
They’ve already raised the estimated budget to 1 trillion.
If Line City was such a great idea, one would have already been built already.
Everyone has really smart and rational reasons to hate NEOM, meanwhile, my immediate thought was "god, that place will get dirty FAST"
If you've ever had to clean a room which hasn't been cleaned for at least 2 weeks you'll know this isn't an irrational concern at all
You either live in the High Line or the Low Line, actual Piltover and Zaun city
thats what the slaves are for.
They'll ship in 100,000 Bangladeshis every day to do all the cleaning for them.
Now you understand why is called 'neom'
Movie franchises are starting to disappoint us more and more often, but I'm sure that watching the construction of this with all the problems will be guaranteed fun for the next 30 years
... unless you are one of the slaves who is forced to construct this
You mean like Brexit?
@@votex9903 I think this is the real problem here. All this bullshit will be build on slavery. I don't care how retarded and expensive these projects are but in any case there will be tens of thousands of people being exploited
*rough piling-up
Don't worry, they'll start building the two walls and the foundations for one building, and that's literally all there will be of Neom and in 50 years we'll look back at those early construction sites still sitting there in the middle of nowhere and laugh our asses off.
like someone else said before, "This is not the StarTrek future you dream about, its more Blade Runner(and Judge Dredd, with a sprinkle of WH40K)".
It’s amazing to think what a dictator could actually accomplish if they sat down with the world’s best urban designers and said “I have 500billion. Build me the best city the world has ever seen and teach me why X feature is better than Y” but no, they draw a fucking line on a map and their sycophants praise them as geniuses.
That's why I think they should off the crown prince and make me dictatress of Saudi Arabia instead.
@@johannageisel5390 draw a 2D shape instead of a 1D shape for your Mega City and you’ll be unquestionably better than the the current leadership.
@@themugwump33 Yup. I would also use traditional building types of the region as basis to work from.
@@johannageisel5390 nice! And you’d probably use land that already exists… instead of demanding massive artificial islands in fun, wacky shapes.
@@themugwump33 First and foremost I would determine whether the country actually NEEDS an entire new city, or whether it wouldn't be better to fix problems in existing cities and improve them.
how many "other lines" did it take for the engineers to come up with something this smoothbrained.
Ah Good one
I don't think any engineers are involved with this nonsense. More likely 10 year old school kids
that's not fair, ten year olds are much smarter than that
6-20 lines per enigneer i think
I'm 99% sure engineers did not come up with this. Willing to bet the "design" came from the Saudi equivalent of elon musk. The engineers involved are probably just happy that they'll have endless work trying to address the endless issues in these concepts.
NEOM is what happens when you have a dictator prince who only wants cool shiny things, and there is no one around him to tell him otherwise.
Just wondering, What about police or ambulances in the line? what the hell are you supposed to do on the top floor if you get a heartattack? go down to the metro line and go to a hospital?
Ah, Neom: because nothing says "utopian and visionary" like making a hundred-mile-long version of Kowloon!
I guess you mean the Kowloon Walled City. Kowloon is the largest part of Hong Kong, the Walled City was located within it.
@@FureyinHD yes, thank you internet 'actually' man
@@Vooman Well.... a 100 mile long Kowloon would be completely different as its a massive open city, that I live in. Its just a bit ridiculous to use Kowloon and Kowloon's Walled City interchangably.
@@FureyinHD the chinese arent real internet man the only kowloon people know is the walled city
See, a lot of these futuristic city nightmares are copied and pasted (green-washing and inefficient transportation) so it gets a little confusing.
I feel like "The Line" would be an interesting level for like, a Call of Duty game some day. Miles of abandoned buildings enclosed within walls? It almost seems like it was created to be a video game level.
Kowloon allover again
Would be the perfect setting for a return of "Spec Ops: the Line" though.
The idea was created when the oil sheikh made a line with his platinum credit card on his marble coffee table. As he was about to snort it all up he whent:"Hei! Wait a minute... Thats it!"
I'm buying this game if it's ever coming out!
Miles of abandoned Building? You already have that in the 2015 Mad Max Game; there's an abandoned Airport partially sunken in the Desert in that Game.
How could *anyone,* even a bloated Saudi autocrat, think this atrocity is a good idea? Who would volunteer to live in it? I'd much rather inhabit a bedouin tent, developed over millenia for desert living.
The line would be a kickass mirror's edge map, and nothing more.
It'd even fit the themes of Mirror's Edge, where Cascadia is all aesthetic with little-to-no concern for practicality. Like how the City of Glass is in the early stages of its energy grid, food supply, AND fresh water production reaching catastrophic failure because the people in charge found having a sufficient amount of industrial districts were bad for their "everyone gets a cushy office job" propaganda line.
I've been waiting for Adam to make this rant. This project has so many good urbanist, futurist ideas... which are entirely ruined with nation-scale stupidity like making the whole thing a giant LINE, the least efficient shape physically possible.
I've been waiting since Thunderf00t released his take on this stupid project 😉
Don't click here is the full video. It goes to a recipe. As Scooby is fond of saying: Rick roll, raggy
These fucking spambots are getting absolutely insufferable.
Thats not true, if it would be build qll vertically then it would be as stupid as possible.
@@aykutakguen3498 You're right. It could ALWAYS be worse. Technically I meant 'shape of footprint', but I didn't say that bit explicitly.
"Neom" was my 1.6 Counter-Strike nickname when I was an edgelord teenager. "Neo" was far too common for open servers (and my then idiot-ass brain). If only I knew what I had unleashed back then...
What have you unleashed?
Sue them for infringement :)
God damn it Alex what have you done now 🤦♂️
Presumably Neo-A through Neo-L were already taken.
Of course... 'The Matrix' had been released a year or two ago, and was still very popular back then. We had black trenchcoats, and it was a bit awkward too because the Columbine school shooting also happened not too long ago...
Will it have a roof? If not it's going to be rather "wind tunnel" like
The Line sounds like a writing prompt for a futuristic dystopia where the low class live cramped and in the dark in the lower sections while the higher class enjoy sunlight in the top sections
Nah, Spce OPS® : The Line