When You Do Everything in Skyrim

2022 ж. 11 Қыр.
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  • him completely forgetting to actually do the main quest is really accurate

    @BatmanReal@BatmanReal11 ай бұрын
    • My friend got skyrim for me and he keeps asking if I have done the main story but hey it much more fun dicking around doing other stuff in the game

      @thekortnator@thekortnator7 ай бұрын
    • Lvl 60 now, in yet another playthrough, still haven't meet Delphine in Riverwood. 😂 But got ALL the houses including CC. I love this game, been playing since it's initial release over a decade ago.

      @mysticmeadow9116@mysticmeadow91167 ай бұрын
    • I did the dark brotherhood, thieves guild and the werewolf warriors quests and then quit, no main quest for me 😊

      @snule349@snule3496 ай бұрын
    • meridian’s beacon is the main quest?

      @catWithFunkyFace@catWithFunkyFace6 ай бұрын
    • You never forget, you just know better than to give delphine the ability to bitch you around for 3 hours

      @contigo-3207@contigo-32076 ай бұрын
  • A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn

    @justinperez977@justinperez977 Жыл бұрын
    • "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

      @thesavagekitty1593@thesavagekitty1593 Жыл бұрын
    • A New Hand Touches the Beacon

      @lubrito9272@lubrito9272 Жыл бұрын
    • Ayyyyy Bozo Nabbed My Beacon

      @danielmurray3897@danielmurray3897 Жыл бұрын
    • A new hand touches the bacon...

      @deathkorpsofkreig6493@deathkorpsofkreig6493 Жыл бұрын
    • a new hand touches the bottom 😳

      @thisaccountwashacked5699@thisaccountwashacked5699 Жыл бұрын
  • Alduin saves your life and then chills the rest of the game until you start messing with his plans. Chillest antagonist ever. Just live and let live and you're cool.

    @magickmynd1296@magickmynd12966 ай бұрын
    • understandable. never mess with a man's garden

      @livewellwitheds6885@livewellwitheds6885Ай бұрын
    • He wasn't trying to save you.

      @LGBTQLegend@LGBTQLegendАй бұрын
    • ​@@LGBTQLegendi bet your fun at parties.

      @thegungeonmaster@thegungeonmasterАй бұрын
    • @@thegungeonmaster you're*

      @LGBTQLegend@LGBTQLegendАй бұрын
    • Point proven. Thanks.

      @thegungeonmaster@thegungeonmasterАй бұрын
  • “Ooh cool rock, I wonder what-“ A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    @logandaso1281@logandaso12818 ай бұрын
    • Lmaoooo that’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂😂

      @saviorseraph318@saviorseraph3187 ай бұрын
    • I don't get it

      @dripcoon8667@dripcoon86675 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@dripcoon8667 If you take the beacon you will start an annoying quest.

      @damianc8586@damianc85865 ай бұрын
    • Yeah but dual wielding Dawnbreaker is pretty cool

      @ros335@ros3354 ай бұрын
    • @@damianc8586 ok

      @dripcoon8667@dripcoon86674 ай бұрын
  • "oh also my soul is owned by like 20 different daedra btw, it's cool tho"

    @shakal_@shakal_ Жыл бұрын
    • The best part is that the Last Dragonborn is all but confirmed to be a shezarrine, so when/if he dies, none of the daedra will get a piece because that soul is on an express flight to Aetherius

      @Galimeer5@Galimeer5 Жыл бұрын
    • "When I die, it's gonna cause a civil war in Oblivion."

      @plastikk12@plastikk12 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Galimeer5 Sorry, the Last Dragonborn was a what-now? All I can understand from your comment is Aetherius.

      @DovahGirlie@DovahGirlie Жыл бұрын
    • @@DovahGirlie Shezzarine. An influential and god-like figure. Usually a near or fully immortal champion who helps defend humanity. It is believed that the divine champion Pelinal Whitestake (oblivion Knight of the nine quest) was a Shezzarine.

      @AnoukhHellstream@AnoukhHellstream Жыл бұрын
    • That's why I hate videogames, it appeals to the male fantasy. Male fantasy: being desired by like 20 psychopaths. I have to admit that some (like mommy azura) are quite easy on the eye, but some people are just down sick for being dominated.

      @Olav_Hansen@Olav_Hansen Жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact the dawnguard is the only group that doesn't make you their leader just because you picked them up a candy bar on your way home.

    @Vergil666.@Vergil666. Жыл бұрын
    • How about a sweet roll?

      @PiousMoltar@PiousMoltar Жыл бұрын
    • Volkihar, guess just different side of same coin Bard’s college, just a member, right? Vigilants of Stendarr just let their house get burned down and don’t even enlist the Dragonborn, they missed the memo

      @Trephining@Trephining Жыл бұрын
    • @@PiousMoltar It is... acceptable...

      @chuckmcluckin6082@chuckmcluckin6082 Жыл бұрын
    • To be fair. On the others their leader died and what you call it "candy bar on your way" is saving their hide and doing quite helpful things for their faction. Also... I'm sure you didn't count them for some reason(which might be even good), but for nitpicking, you don't get to be the high king in vanilla skyrim if you either the imperials or the stormcloaks.

      @matheusjahnke8643@matheusjahnke8643 Жыл бұрын
    • @@matheusjahnke8643 Don't cry dude, it's a joke about a video game

      @chuckmcluckin6082@chuckmcluckin6082 Жыл бұрын
  • "I've sold my soul to like 7 gods by now! I have no clue what my afterlife is gonna be."

    @brib4911@brib49117 ай бұрын
    • Wherever akatosh is, technically every dragon is a part of him including the dragonborn, although the dragon part of us might get separated and our character might just go to whatever afterlife their race believes in

      @war_fish@war_fish2 ай бұрын
    • Pretty sure it's gonna be a daedric war. Like, I'm pretty sure everyone but Jyggalag can end up with a claim.

      @Umbra_Ursus@Umbra_Ursus16 күн бұрын
  • Imagine the chaos with all the aedras and daedras trying to claim the Dragonborn's soul only for Akatosh to reclaim it back because the dragons are literally a piece of him

    @tunasandwich8049@tunasandwich80496 ай бұрын
    • Good luck Herma-Mora! You've been Rickrolled!

      @thedukebelmondo@thedukebelmondo6 ай бұрын
    • @@thedukebelmondoi just did the hermae mora stuff in the dragonborn dlc, he doesnt ask for your soul like nocturnal does. Same for auriels bow. Both quests give you the same deal with hermae and its basically “this is a trade, you will accept this trade if you want to further your goals. I have my own stuff to worry about.”

      @mashur4880@mashur48805 ай бұрын
    • Akatosh, The Dragon God of Trolling

      @snimon5824@snimon58244 ай бұрын
    • Then Lorkhan snatches it back because he was the Dragonborn the whole time. Classic Lorkhan prank.

      @Galimeer5@Galimeer5Ай бұрын
  • don't forgetting being an immortal Vampire lord and simultaneously leader of the companions

    @Captain-Kidding@Captain-Kidding Жыл бұрын
    • Honestly, vampirism is the only time I make sure I don't have a disease before arcadia has a chance to ponder the fact of how I'm even alive whenever I walk into her shop

      @kim98677@kim98677 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kim98677 i just break in and steal spriggan sap for enchantment loop

      @dotheflip4706@dotheflip4706 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dotheflip4706 break in? No no no no, that's why we have buckets.

      @kim98677@kim98677 Жыл бұрын
    • @@kim98677 I'm not a monster, I'm not going to rob her in the middle of the day!

      @dotheflip4706@dotheflip4706 Жыл бұрын
    • @@dotheflip4706 I really don't think robbery victims care much at all for what time of day it is 😂

      @kim98677@kim98677 Жыл бұрын
  • nothing is worse than accidentally pressing the 'loot all' button on a chest with the beacon in it and getting jumpscared to sovngarde

    @unwxnted0784@unwxnted0784 Жыл бұрын
    • The worse is the item is not even in the chest from a quest 💀

      @johnmicopalubon3813@johnmicopalubon3813 Жыл бұрын
    • Jumpscared to Sovngarde is such a nice formulation

      @blubbfisch98@blubbfisch98 Жыл бұрын
    • You mean heart attacked???

      @black_horse_lover2655@black_horse_lover2655 Жыл бұрын
    • "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON."

      @Eynonimous@Eynonimous11 ай бұрын
    • A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS ThE BeAcOn

      @Mr.Suit_n_Tie@Mr.Suit_n_Tie11 ай бұрын
  • This is actually something that I really really enjoyed about Skyrim. You can multi-class very well

    @predator0319@predator03195 ай бұрын
    • I'm a stealth archer that mains a greatsword with heavy armor.

      @war_fish@war_fish2 ай бұрын
    • the problem is some things end up feeling samey. every version of some sort of spellsword, eg, paladin, cleric, warlock, battlemage, ect, all feel the same gameplay wise and all level up mostly the same things. in games with dedicated classes all those playstyles feel much more unique and have more depth

      @hivefleetkronos4108@hivefleetkronos41086 күн бұрын
  • I haven't seen that plastic armor in like 15 years. What a throwback

    @hunterpyeatt@hunterpyeatt5 ай бұрын
    • This plastic armor makes me remember my carnival kindergarden 's costume ... I had this plastic armour with also a cool golden sword and big grey shield ^-^

      @maximeklaus6140@maximeklaus61402 ай бұрын
  • Credit to Alduin for being super chill and waiting on you to finish the rest of the game.

    @CoffeeSuccubus@CoffeeSuccubus Жыл бұрын
    • Didn't know he was chill like that

      @Dillibean@Dillibean Жыл бұрын
    • I mean he did me a solid so I’m doing him one…..

      @kadeloblack4774@kadeloblack4774 Жыл бұрын
    • Ayio thats kinda dum fax

      @OgQwahnaarin@OgQwahnaarin Жыл бұрын
    • Dont need to worry about Alduin ending the world if you kill everybody yourself first 🤣

      @pawelmorrison@pawelmorrison Жыл бұрын
    • Well I beat him at level 17 if I remember correctly, and I did it cause I was just bored.

      @slimeysamurai8018@slimeysamurai8018 Жыл бұрын
  • *Completes all College of Winterhold quests with a battleaxe *Becomes the arch mage

    @cheekey7319@cheekey7319 Жыл бұрын
    • The Axe Mage

      @sluttyMapleSyrup@sluttyMapleSyrup Жыл бұрын
    • *throws things at people with telekinesis spell until they die* You guys are using weapons?

      @dotheflip4706@dotheflip4706 Жыл бұрын
    • I think you only need to know how to ward, right? For that one lesson on wards? Oh, and the entrance spell.

      @somerandomgamer8504@somerandomgamer8504 Жыл бұрын
    • It was a Bound BattleAxe! Two handed on a million

      @spencergray9315@spencergray9315 Жыл бұрын
    • "When you're fighting mages, close the distance and hit em hard." - (S)Words and Philosophy

      @leyrua@leyrua Жыл бұрын
  • "Hey Meridia, you want to make us some breakfast?" "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON."

    @YaBoiMcLovin@YaBoiMcLovin2 ай бұрын
  • The Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. Being a speaker is so Third Era😂

    @finnycubthemaster1516@finnycubthemaster15166 ай бұрын
    • Bro became the night mother

      @war_fish@war_fish2 ай бұрын
  • I think it’s funny how we all hate the quest, but it’s not because the reward is bad, it’s just because Meridia is that annoying

    @TheBoarKing1@TheBoarKing1 Жыл бұрын
    • Me: *sighs sharply then quicksaves

      @mavendeo@mavendeo Жыл бұрын
    • its the >opens a chest literally in the middle of nowhere >A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

      @jasonsweeney890@jasonsweeney890 Жыл бұрын
    • It jumpscared me the first time

      @JuiceofApple107@JuiceofApple107 Жыл бұрын
    • @@jasonsweeney890 I found it in a chest after slaughtering a giant. Just, out in a field.

      @Tweedle-Stupid@Tweedle-Stupid Жыл бұрын
    • I never understood why everyone hates the quest. I thought it was fine

      @Mikakarot23@Mikakarot23 Жыл бұрын
  • "dear poopybutt It is with sadness we write you that your friend has passed away. Attached is 500 septims."

    @Myonlymoveisnotsleeplmao@Myonlymoveisnotsleeplmao Жыл бұрын
    • FOR FUCKS SAKE LYDIA

      @cianbarry9207@cianbarry9207 Жыл бұрын
    • The Jarl has, however, deducted a tax of 499 septims.

      @thatnerdyouknow6378@thatnerdyouknow6378 Жыл бұрын
    • I swear like I get an inheritance from people I kill

      @Tweedle-Stupid@Tweedle-Stupid Жыл бұрын
    • a small sum of 30 septims has been deducted, as the lawfully and honourably due tax

      @LucidLiuxx@LucidLiuxx Жыл бұрын
    • @@LucidLiuxx confused why I’m paid at all when I was the one who killed them.

      @Tweedle-Stupid@Tweedle-Stupid Жыл бұрын
  • "Hey, there goes that guy who's everyone"

    @def6078@def60786 ай бұрын
  • When I first played Skyrim, my dad walked in when I found her beacon. I asked him what it was. He just gave me this stupid grin and told me to take it. He fricking knew.

    @nightqueen1013@nightqueen1013 Жыл бұрын
    • @@meg_saye Ever notice how opening line is 10x louder than everything else. I also just don't like swords, and my dad knew this.

      @nightqueen1013@nightqueen1013 Жыл бұрын
    • @NightQueen we need a mod that makes respawning adventurer npcs and makes them aware of where the beacon is, and if they touch it, it goes to a new chest and everyone in skyrim hears the line, forcing the player to actually do the quest or hear her babble

      @molassesman4066@molassesman4066 Жыл бұрын
    • @@molassesman4066 NO, I REFUSE TO DO IT

      @nightqueen1013@nightqueen1013 Жыл бұрын
    • That’s so fucking funny 😂

      @Jacket500@Jacket500 Жыл бұрын
    • @@meg_saye Seriously. And all the corpses have so much money on them. It's a great quest.

      @WillyShankspeare@WillyShankspeare Жыл бұрын
  • *A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E B E A C O N*

    @gravidust.2@gravidust.2 Жыл бұрын
    • Well besides that you get a cool sword I guess

      @trulyauston9551@trulyauston9551 Жыл бұрын
    • 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉, 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔

      @thatoneperson0001@thatoneperson0001 Жыл бұрын
    • you translated that voice line into text perfectly.

      @frogtank4407@frogtank4407 Жыл бұрын
    • @@frogtank4407 not enough ear bleeding representation, but close enough.

      @neowolf09@neowolf09 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thatoneperson0001 A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE

      @CipherVoheim@CipherVoheim Жыл бұрын
  • " I know like Two spells." The game starts you with two spells. This man apparently went through the entire game's main stories without ever learning a spell. That's just a bit short of ymfah levels of craziness.

    @ForestskiesOfficial@ForestskiesOfficial10 ай бұрын
  • I always thought the dragon in the beginning was the good guy. He set me free from invaders.

    @tunacam@tunacamАй бұрын
  • "Don't touch that. Trust me" 🤣🤣🤣

    @JungzYT@JungzYT Жыл бұрын
    • "Another hand touches the beacon" 🗿

      @somedestinyguy8309@somedestinyguy8309 Жыл бұрын
    • I fucking hate that quest lol

      @codeym4980@codeym4980 Жыл бұрын
    • It's more of, "don't touch that again"

      @SunnyC.D.A221@SunnyC.D.A221 Жыл бұрын
    • But the weapon I get is so good

      @habijjj@habijjj Жыл бұрын
    • @@habijjj I played just enough to know this must be sarcasm

      @thumb5225@thumb5225 Жыл бұрын
  • "I have no idea how I'm the Arch-Mage, I know like 2 spells." The amounts of truth in that sentence knows no bounds

    @hypnoticskull6342@hypnoticskull6342 Жыл бұрын
    • NO BOUNDS

      @Payvul@Payvul7 ай бұрын
    • Never did the winterhold questline without being 100% mage

      @tut-wv4pe@tut-wv4pe7 ай бұрын
    • Only need one spell if you got the spellbreaker shield😎

      @tynytian@tynytian7 ай бұрын
    • Ymfah did a video where he cast and learned 0 spells, it’s a brilliant video as well.

      @Randomlolstudios@Randomlolstudios6 ай бұрын
    • Even I know 40 spells, I'm only using 4 tops.

      @williamreed7240@williamreed72405 ай бұрын
  • I had that exact fuckin knight costume in my childhood, you have awoken a core memory

    @thedecentgamer7818@thedecentgamer78187 ай бұрын
    • I didn't even watch, I was blown away when I saw that set myself.

      @waznbo4379@waznbo437911 күн бұрын
  • I felt that "idk how I'm the arch mage, i only know 2 spells" 😂

    @taurellreed2716@taurellreed27169 ай бұрын
  • You just know this man hasn't climbed the 7000 goddamn steps yet

    @JamesHock@JamesHock Жыл бұрын
    • Ehh more oike 700 xd

      @fosphor8920@fosphor8920 Жыл бұрын
    • I was like nah it cant be 7k so i counted them and got ried after counting 230 steps

      @Deltacache@Deltacache Жыл бұрын
    • Nah, he probably has, just to leave klimmeks supplies then goes off to go do some other delivery.

      @crimsonangel5416@crimsonangel5416 Жыл бұрын
    • this mf took 2 hours jumping up on the other side of the mountain

      @krispy_kornflake@krispy_kornflake Жыл бұрын
    • hasnt had to kill that annoying ass troll

      @chrishogarty427@chrishogarty42711 ай бұрын
  • Finding Meridia's beacon is like the Elder Scrolls equivalent to being rick rolled.

    @cornycarl@cornycarl Жыл бұрын
    • I need a mod that changed the audio for it now

      @Banana_boat@Banana_boat Жыл бұрын
    • Closest thing to reality

      @soulgazer11@soulgazer1111 ай бұрын
    • *laughs in deaf*

      @AFatT34@AFatT3411 ай бұрын
    • Unlike Meridia voice lines,i actually enjoy Never Gonna Give You Up

      @platinumchromee3191@platinumchromee319111 ай бұрын
    • Worse. Its operating on KZhead without adblocker enabled.

      @asianbandit4054@asianbandit405411 ай бұрын
  • "Don't touch that.. trust me." If only someone had told me sooner.

    @Frosty_tha_Snowman@Frosty_tha_Snowman4 ай бұрын
  • _A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON...._ wait you're not going to pick it up?

    @FrankCosbyNo-Relation@FrankCosbyNo-Relation3 ай бұрын
  • That arch image bit with 2 spells is the realest shit

    @youtubespag@youtubespag Жыл бұрын
    • Well, maybe it's like with Bruce Lee's quote, and he just got extremely good at these 2 spells. Just a fun thought.

      @TheSeth256@TheSeth256 Жыл бұрын
    • Beat the whole quest line with a steel battleaxe 🤣

      @ryan0150@ryan0150 Жыл бұрын
    • back in morrowind days you actually needed to know magic to be in the magicianz guild

      @peterstanley1926@peterstanley1926 Жыл бұрын
    • It's a lie though. You start the game with 2 and at the start of the bridge in winterhold you're asked to perform a 3rd which cant be flame or heal (You're always asked an apprentice or adept spell and those 2 are novice level). And to progress the quest you are given a lesser ward by tolfdir. To manipulate the mechanism that shows the map you need flame and frostbite spells, so that's a 5th. I might have forgotten some more, but you know at least 5 spells if you're an archmage.

      @namejsklava8276@namejsklava8276 Жыл бұрын
    • @@namejsklava8276 Unless you have scrolls. Or staffs. You could theoretically get in with 0 spells if you had 2 staffs and 3 scrolls Real Archmage material

      @benjaminhartsock3281@benjaminhartsock3281 Жыл бұрын
  • Man skipped the listener role and straight-up is now the Night Mother

    @KEVMATLOP@KEVMATLOP10 ай бұрын
    • Underrated comment

      @eradaalmasi7590@eradaalmasi75909 ай бұрын
    • Funny thing is a speaker is middle management. taking the contracts from the listener and giving it to members of the dark brotherhood

      @noahkleppolsen9465@noahkleppolsen94657 ай бұрын
    • This. I love this 😭

      @Rayndroop-vk6ys@Rayndroop-vk6ys7 ай бұрын
    • Nan. The Speaker is supposed to be the one that talks with people outside the guild

      @eraimattei@eraimattei6 ай бұрын
    • @@eraimatteiwell then the guild had a few speakers. Because last I checked multiple people talked to people then they also made you go talk to people from time to time. Being the listener just seems better because nobody else is doing it.

      @CapturesByConquest@CapturesByConquest5 ай бұрын
  • You get the best shouts from the main quest. I don’t know why so many people sleep on it

    @Deathmageddon@Deathmageddon6 ай бұрын
  • “Hey I’m Poopiebutt” Already got me laughing 😂

    @austinskiles3286@austinskiles32863 ай бұрын
  • Villager: You killed my father! DB: I’m sorry, I don’t remember any of it. Villager: You don’t remember?!? DB: The day the Dragon Born graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tirdas.

    @no1bandfan@no1bandfan Жыл бұрын
    • For me, this was straight fire But for you, it was the default flame spell🔥🔥

      @DrAlvinVet@DrAlvinVet10 ай бұрын
    • "It was Fredas when i bring down the doom to the cloud district"

      @imnotasalad6963@imnotasalad69639 ай бұрын
    • Prepare to die

      @anthonyr.9605@anthonyr.96059 ай бұрын
    • And then I would rip out his spine

      @trevorthornburg3874@trevorthornburg38749 ай бұрын
    • I'm gonna level with you. Your father wanted to catch these hands, no magic, no weapons. I accepted his request. Then he decided he wanted a real fight, and pulled out a knife. I was hoping he would just get tired of slashing at me, and you know, I hit him a couple times, still fists only of course. I waited for him to yield, you know, but then he fell over and just, didn't get back up. Karma for not fighting fair if you ask me.

      @woofspider330@woofspider3308 ай бұрын
  • He forgot to mention that he is also the Champion of basically every Daedric God ever

    @TransfemBroccoli@TransfemBroccoli10 ай бұрын
    • he mentioned that in the beginning

      @MangoesAreDelish@MangoesAreDelish5 ай бұрын
    • Gonna cause a civil war over his soul when he dies

      @hackbodies@hackbodies5 ай бұрын
    • Except Meridia!

      @tabularasa0606@tabularasa06065 ай бұрын
    • @@MangoesAreDelish no he didnt lol

      @jodinovotny1985@jodinovotny19853 ай бұрын
    • ​@@tabularasa0606whys everyone seem to dog in that quest? Its not a bad reward for low level. Half of your enemies are gonna be undead for a good while anyway

      @bryanhugh8905@bryanhugh89053 ай бұрын
  • "I was a werewolf for a month. That was pretty cool."

    @chrisgabert1367@chrisgabert13673 ай бұрын
  • Speaker? Nah, you must be the listener.

    @iamgreysian4016@iamgreysian40164 ай бұрын
  • You're not the speaker for the dark brotherhood. You're the listener.

    @Jaceareeno@Jaceareeno5 ай бұрын
  • I like the beacon early game you can get a lot of money from the dead corpses that’s all it’s really good for

    @racheldennhardt3738@racheldennhardt3738 Жыл бұрын
    • But the "miniboss" is hard as hell to beat

      @thelieutenant6141@thelieutenant6141 Жыл бұрын
    • Destroy that beacon

      @subtoblitzwillis5618@subtoblitzwillis5618 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thelieutenant6141 if you’re Helen Keller with no arms then yeah sure

      @Croucher72649@Croucher72649 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Croucher72649 a.k.a. legendary difficulty

      @benjaminwertz2379@benjaminwertz2379 Жыл бұрын
    • @@Croucher72649 its hard for me bc i play on survival so :/

      @thelieutenant6141@thelieutenant6141 Жыл бұрын
  • Most unrealistic part is actually collecting nirnroot

    @ZoeBateman@ZoeBateman Жыл бұрын
    • why tho if you do that secret quest you have to collect like 50 of the crimson nirnroot or whatever

      @MikeHunt-lz2hq@MikeHunt-lz2hq Жыл бұрын
    • Nah, I always stopped to collect it. It was the only way to shut the damn things up!

      @deadscholar6549@deadscholar6549 Жыл бұрын
    • I collected them like crazy when I found out they where used in invisibility portions. (First play through was a theif)

      @gogeterdone@gogeterdone Жыл бұрын
    • For the "normal"(not crimson) nirnroot you can go to Sarethi Farm in the Rift. You can get the crimson nirnroot there, but only *after* doing the quest about collecting them

      @matheusjahnke8643@matheusjahnke8643 Жыл бұрын
    • It's so they stop making that God awful sound

      @eggie_boggie8212@eggie_boggie8212 Жыл бұрын
  • just seeing that white stone triggered auditory hallucinations

    @kagudarzell4571@kagudarzell45715 ай бұрын
  • love the deadpan ego character man its funny af

    @scottstockman4465@scottstockman44658 ай бұрын
  • "You're that new member of the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?" "Trust me, pal, I'm gonna be top dog- I mean, Harbinger in a matter of days."

    @DovahGirlie@DovahGirlie Жыл бұрын
    • That’s funny as shit

      @eko4749@eko4749 Жыл бұрын
    • "Days? We just decided you already are after our harbinger slit hid own throat gettin a look at ya."

      @molassesman4066@molassesman4066 Жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @abyss1824@abyss1824 Жыл бұрын
  • when you do every sidequest and reach the top of (or defeat) every faction in the region before ever touching the main story and then still somehow waltz through the thalmor embassy, the home of the most comprehensive spy network in the lore, completely unrecognized

    @tyguy6296@tyguy6296 Жыл бұрын
    • That part is always hilarious

      @pajwubx1809@pajwubx180911 ай бұрын
    • Ive never actually finished the main story. I put a hundred or so hours into Skyrim, but ive only climbed the mountain to the greybeards once

      @thegreatestfallout1794@thegreatestfallout179411 ай бұрын
    • @@thegreatestfallout1794NOTHING. That’s what you’re missing out on.

      @jeremytitus9519@jeremytitus951911 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jeremytitus9519 I'm pretty sure you're missing out on killing the trollsiest dragon of all time who has managed to break into Valhalla to eat the souls of honored dead warriors

      @slicehyperfunk@slicehyperfunk11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@jeremytitus9519but partysnax

      @raulguimaraesreis6640@raulguimaraesreis664011 ай бұрын
  • A new hand is yeeting the beacon into the ocean

    @The_Wandering_Croc@The_Wandering_Croc3 ай бұрын
  • the 3 loudest sounds in the world 3. train horn 2. concert speakers 1. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    @OsamaBinLooney@OsamaBinLooneyАй бұрын
  • It reminds me of people’s roleplay personas “Yeah so I’m like immortal completely and the greatest at everything but don’t worry it’s fair”

    @Sebastian_Almric@Sebastian_Almric Жыл бұрын
    • Lol that reminds me of this friend of mine who had one that was essentially not only a god, but a living universe. But it was clumsy so it wasn’t a Mary Sue or anything

      @thenecromancer5007@thenecromancer5007 Жыл бұрын
    • I like to pretend that is a specific type of weapon hits me its like my one weakness and will kill me instantly, its fun

      @Zevox90@Zevox90 Жыл бұрын
    • *stares at half the characters I've conceptualized* Shiet.

      @EPSILON-35@EPSILON-35 Жыл бұрын
    • Damn my character is just really good at torture

      @wisetree8330@wisetree8330 Жыл бұрын
    • @@thenecromancer5007 I know a person with the exact same concept

      @justmyluck624@justmyluck624 Жыл бұрын
  • "Oh that. Don't touch th-" "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"

    @AtamiskxIx@AtamiskxIx Жыл бұрын
    • I’ve never played Skyrim, what the absolute fuck is the glowing rock

      @horizonlight4263@horizonlight4263 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@horizonlight4263 its just a loud sound effect im pretty sure

      @terminati0n@terminati0n Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@horizonlight4263 the worst mistake you will ever make, and it can show up pretty much EVERYWHERE

      @sir_beeingtonthe1st20@sir_beeingtonthe1st20 Жыл бұрын
    • @@horizonlight4263 It's called Meridia's Beacon. It's an item from one the Daedric Prince(ess) Meridia's Temple that starts a quest for her. It can show up in any chest from Level 10 (12?) onward, and when you pick it Meridia quite LOUDLY starts speaking to you and telling you to go clear her temple out of a necromancer who has defiled it.

      @ParagonFury@ParagonFury11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@sir_beeingtonthe1st20 one time it showed up in the bleak falls barrow chest for me... AHHHHHHHHHHHH

      @Definitly-not-Omegon@Definitly-not-Omegon11 ай бұрын
  • *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!!* Also our official title is Listener, speaker would technically be Astrid’s old role as the leader of the sanctuary. Until becoming listeners however, we are purely Silencers.

    @skoomacatsniece5115@skoomacatsniece51159 ай бұрын
  • "killing a dragon? nah sorry im collecing little red stones all over the world"

    @Nuggetmonk@Nuggetmonk Жыл бұрын
    • Liar...

      @phdonme1@phdonme1 Жыл бұрын
    • The unusual gems lol

      @DnxYT1@DnxYT1 Жыл бұрын
    • @@DnxYT1 The Stones of Barenziah

      @zucherro@zucherro5 ай бұрын
  • You aren't the "Speaker" of the Dark Brotherhood you are the "Listener"

    @greenlava@greenlava Жыл бұрын
    • Scrolled through to find this comment so I didn’t comment the same thing twice lol

      @katanakaze42@katanakaze42 Жыл бұрын
    • That’s crazy I’m still looking for who asked tho

      @nicolasa4life@nicolasa4life Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@nicolasa4lifeyou are so cool. Save some girls for the rest of us.

      @tedjonnson4649@tedjonnson4649 Жыл бұрын
    • @@tedjonnson4649 nah bro I’m mad selfish all the hoes are mine sorry

      @nicolasa4life@nicolasa4life Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@nicolasa4lifeyeah save some for us bro

      @gl9040@gl9040 Жыл бұрын
  • The way you sheathed the sword EXACTLY how it is done Skyrim is amazing

    @phoebe_trss9632@phoebe_trss96328 ай бұрын
  • He said yo dont touch that trust me...😂😂😂

    @ItzAGtime@ItzAGtime18 күн бұрын
  • You’re not the speaker for the dark brotherhood, you’re the listener! Speakers enact the will of the night mother which she tells you.

    @usernameed@usernameed Жыл бұрын
    • Good to know I'm not the only one who forgot this because "the beacon."

      @mechametalhead@mechametalhead Жыл бұрын
    • Came to say this, but ended up reading the first half of your comment in Cicero's voice

      @mancomecanico@mancomecanico Жыл бұрын
    • Oh good im not alone

      @Erraddo@Erraddo Жыл бұрын
    • Glad not the only one pressed about it

      @Courageouslion@Courageouslion Жыл бұрын
    • @@mancomecanico Cicero is my favorite, I love his creepy jokes.

      @black_hand78@black_hand78 Жыл бұрын
  • You got to love the fact how everyone will do everything else besides Alduin or Civil War - the two most important quest in the game 😅

    @artursobkow2680@artursobkow2680 Жыл бұрын
    • I got halfway thru the civil war and my glitched with white run in ruins, and after having to revert to a save from before the war, I vowed never to do it again.

      @Nullandvoid971@Nullandvoid971 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@Nullandvoid971that's not a glitch, that's how it is if you pick stormcloaks because they attack

      @randalljones8708@randalljones8708 Жыл бұрын
    • Wtf are u talking about marrying serana is the most important quest in the game

      @evilstation4426@evilstation4426 Жыл бұрын
    • @@evilstation4426 RIP the guy not knowing his friendzoned :P

      @artursobkow2680@artursobkow2680 Жыл бұрын
  • That armor set is fire 🔥

    @johnny1o1@johnny1o126 күн бұрын
  • "Hey I'm PoopieButt.." Okay you've got my like 👍🏼😂

    @jacobadams6276@jacobadams627626 күн бұрын
  • "I have no idea how I'm the arch mage i know like two spells" that's so true

    @kagesenshi7319@kagesenshi7319 Жыл бұрын
    • Why are people proud that Bethesda ruined the mages questline 😭

      @JKeltTV@JKeltTV Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@JKeltTV Think its more mockery and fun than actual pride lol

      @ItWasJohnYT@ItWasJohnYT Жыл бұрын
    • Literally just the healing and flames spells you starts with

      @hulksmash3429@hulksmash3429 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hulksmash3429 Gonna need a spell for them to let you in and a ward for a lesson.

      @somerandomgamer8504@somerandomgamer8504 Жыл бұрын
    • @@somerandomgamer8504 Then damn this guy is really bad with the arts. He forgot his starter spells

      @hulksmash3429@hulksmash3429 Жыл бұрын
  • The Alduin part is dead on lmao 🤣. The main story is honestly the side mission.

    @TheNewfoundRepublic@TheNewfoundRepublic Жыл бұрын
    • Seriously! I was just going through quests and then found myself on it on accident, lol.

      @evanjohnson5038@evanjohnson5038 Жыл бұрын
    • I like starting the main story, going to solstheim to start Dragonborn, finish the civil war, do main quest, then do Dragonborn. It makes Alcuin feel like the mid game villain, and Miraak steals dragon souls occasionally making Alcuin a stepping stone before you go after the true villain.

      @thomasfrye6335@thomasfrye6335 Жыл бұрын
    • I still have never beat alduin

      @Naknave@Naknave Жыл бұрын
    • 7 years and numerous side quests later

      @Naknave@Naknave Жыл бұрын
    • Its not alduin in the intro is it???

      @PRESTO-ERNESTO@PRESTO-ERNESTO Жыл бұрын
  • Poopie Butt is 90% more responsible than most Dragonborn’s 💀💀💀

    @thomasfindling4221@thomasfindling422116 күн бұрын
  • "Don't touch that" wise man

    @myaccountgotbanned-ep5ue@myaccountgotbanned-ep5ue15 күн бұрын
  • Sometimes I transform into a werewolf and raid a city then return when my time runs out.

    @Kyle-xy9iw@Kyle-xy9iw Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for your honesty

      @Coleslawman17701@Coleslawman17701 Жыл бұрын
    • The last time I did that it took me the better part of a week to turn back...

      @Ky-kx2hd@Ky-kx2hd11 ай бұрын
    • @@Ky-kx2hd you fed on the flesh of the slain too huh? it took me liek two weeks to change back in game wait time.. i used it to uncover half the map and bitch slap any idiot who tried to attack me.. i found a lot of quest required individuals this way too.. damn immortal bastards..

      @exiteternium@exiteternium9 ай бұрын
    • Thought I was the only one tbh

      @somepvpguy69@somepvpguy699 ай бұрын
    • ​@@somepvpguy69 same i got so bored after doing everything that i slaughtered anything that wasnt essential or a child then got a mod that allows me to kill essential people then killed them

      @mark-dy8dn@mark-dy8dn9 ай бұрын
  • “Who’s that? I can swear I’ve heard that name before.” The people in Raven Rock when I ask them about Miraak

    @livymiso@livymiso Жыл бұрын
    • A darker colored race being used as forced labor on a cold and unfamiliar land. Sounds familiar

      @dalton2592@dalton259210 ай бұрын
    • AHAHAH

      @EliseLake@EliseLake10 ай бұрын
    • I laughed

      @blackpaint9093@blackpaint90939 ай бұрын
  • Schmuggins mcgee. Master of every skill, and collector of every item, set, and achievement.

    @Quackadile369@Quackadile369Ай бұрын
  • We stan Dan

    @swagsloth4037@swagsloth4037Ай бұрын
  • I get sick satisfaction the more daedric quests I complete and tell I’m dedicated my soul to them. I may not say it aloud, but the devil on my shoulder gleefully cackles, “Have fun fighting over it when I die. May the fuckiest fucker of fuckery win. Meanwhile, ima slip into Sovngarde.”

    @Errr-dj8mm@Errr-dj8mm Жыл бұрын
    • Sorry to ruin it for you but you can't go to sovengarde your soul belongs to Akatosh before all

      @azarghadimi4492@azarghadimi449211 ай бұрын
    • ​@@azarghadimi4492 Not necessarily. Tsun tells you you can go back to sovngard when you complete your count of days.

      @CMAzeriah@CMAzeriah11 ай бұрын
    • @@CMAzeriah who has more of a say over your soul Tsun or Akatosh all dragonborns belong to Akatosh

      @azarghadimi4492@azarghadimi449211 ай бұрын
    • @@azarghadimi4492 Akatosh yes, even though it's stated that Akatosh did create the dragonborn, it isn't that they go straight back to Akatosh. Whereas, Tsun does. Also Akatosh is a combination of Shor and Auriel.

      @CMAzeriah@CMAzeriah11 ай бұрын
    • Sorry to ruin it for everyone, but the dragonborn's soul is with hermaeus mora, just like the first dragonborn.

      @End-phoenix@End-phoenix11 ай бұрын
  • I’ll only do it early on in my gameplay for that sweet ass sword she gives you I remember the first time I grabbed it. I had a headset on and when she said *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON* I literally threw my controller. It was so loud and unexpected 😂

    @WeedGrandma@WeedGrandma Жыл бұрын
    • Bro I was in the middle of fighting a dragon or something when I first got the beacon. I audibly screamed.

      @evangonzalez7732@evangonzalez7732 Жыл бұрын
    • the first time I picked in up I was in a vampire cave and all I thought was "who put this here and why is she so annoying"

      @evaluation1169@evaluation1169 Жыл бұрын
    • It can actually get duplicated somehow if you kill the dude directly. He’ll just have it for some reason. The sword I mean.

      @shadydaemon4178@shadydaemon4178 Жыл бұрын
    • @@shadydaemon4178 yup

      @black_hand78@black_hand78 Жыл бұрын
    • I seriously still remember the exact chest I found it in. Ffs it was my first daedra encounter as well, so I wasn't prepared for the volume.

      @Olav_Hansen@Olav_Hansen Жыл бұрын
  • John Cusack played Skyrim? What a time to be alive.

    @smolaether@smolaether2 ай бұрын
  • Bro surpassed the listener role and went straight to speaker

    @cooperstephens5496@cooperstephens54963 ай бұрын
  • “Don’t touch that” just had me rolling 😂

    @francoisvandermerwe4659@francoisvandermerwe4659 Жыл бұрын
    • Explain please

      @tyrrell203@tyrrell2035 ай бұрын
    • @@tyrrell203 This is something that you need to have played the game for to understand. It involves one of the quests.

      @francoisvandermerwe4659@francoisvandermerwe46595 ай бұрын
    • @@francoisvandermerwe4659a fucking headache of a quest

      @SiegeOnConsole@SiegeOnConsole4 ай бұрын
    • If only the sword were as awesome as it looks.

      @StephenTillman@StephenTillman4 ай бұрын
    • @@StephenTillman….did someone say, “mod my sword”?

      @pure-blood17@pure-blood173 ай бұрын
  • “I fear not the man who knows 10,000 spells but the man who only knows two spells and uses one of them 10,000 times a day.” -Bruce Lee, probably

    @jackgeist3803@jackgeist3803 Жыл бұрын
    • That would be a terrifying amount of magic points so... accurate.

      @marshwalker7217@marshwalker7217 Жыл бұрын
    • Ah yes... Bruce Lee, former archmage of the college in Winterhold. He was quite the philosopher.

      @notchomomma239@notchomomma239 Жыл бұрын
    • @@notchomomma239 he was also leader of the thieve’s guild and the companions. He lead quite a big life.

      @jackgeist3803@jackgeist3803 Жыл бұрын
    • What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist? The rock guitarist knows three chords and has a thousand fans...

      @wombleofwimbledon5442@wombleofwimbledon5442 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@notchomomma239 and bro's also a part of the bard college😨

      @datcoolassboi3461@datcoolassboi3461 Жыл бұрын
  • This sums up my Skyrim experience perfectly

    @scroseFE@scroseFEАй бұрын
  • _"Hands him a completely innocent red gem...."_

    @nemo5119@nemo511926 күн бұрын
  • Alduin:-I can wait a few more years to destroy the world

    @animonarch3858@animonarch385811 ай бұрын
    • 😂 Travels 10,000 years Into the future just to watch poopiebutt the Dragon born taking the piss for a couple more years

      @danielbriggs6482@danielbriggs64826 ай бұрын
  • "Don't touch that. Trust me." Kind man, I'dve let 'em. Get that damn thing out of my inventory finally 😭

    @InsanityVirus@InsanityVirus Жыл бұрын
    • I'd've*

      @draketinjum428@draketinjum428 Жыл бұрын
    • I forget what the beacon does.

      @Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle@Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle Жыл бұрын
    • @@draketinjum428 I’d’v’e’L’t’m

      @stephenmarlowe4763@stephenmarlowe4763 Жыл бұрын
    • @@stephenmarlowe4763 I' ' ' ' ' ' '

      @natebernasconi@natebernasconi Жыл бұрын
    • I'dve let'em gt'tat d'mn t'hng o'utta mah i'ñvñtry f'nlly

      @SkiHigh@SkiHigh Жыл бұрын
  • When i first played i didnt even realize that alduin was the main quest i just did that on the side

    @ryoxuxp8098@ryoxuxp80982 ай бұрын
  • What is wild about this is my first skyrim character was named poopybutt. I was like 6 at the time and I was introduced to the game by my uncle, and I've been playing it ever since.

    @chambergaming2870@chambergaming287024 күн бұрын
  • Alduin the world -eater patiently waiting for the dragonborn to finish sidequests

    @nocomment4804@nocomment4804 Жыл бұрын
  • This short is probably the most accurate summary of the Skyrim experience I’ve ever seen… literally condensed the hundreds of hours I’ve spent in the game into 1min perfectly 😂😂

    @thatonepker5133@thatonepker5133 Жыл бұрын
    • You should see naiwal’s skyrim skits and stuff!! I love Bethesda centered skits 😅 he has a shorts channel here!

      @airalarm8816@airalarm88166 ай бұрын
  • This give what we do in the shadows vibes, love it.

    @meganghost7206@meganghost72062 ай бұрын
  • The arch mage joke hits so hard for me. I actually put off that quest for so many years because I thought it would require knowing more than 2 spells. Maybe 3 at most.

    @bobthekangaroo8858@bobthekangaroo885819 күн бұрын
  • Bruh as someone with +400 hours and to have still never finished the main story line to kill alduin, i feel this so hard

    @jasperzatch610@jasperzatch610 Жыл бұрын
    • I never finished Morrowind myself.

      @Merilirem@Merilirem Жыл бұрын
    • Only 400 hours?

      @StarboyXL9@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
  • "I have no idea how I'm the arch mage"- my character in oblivion. Stealth archer glass cannon build. Super fast though. Spells in my repertoire: 1.) Level 1 healing 2.)

    @theemperorstarwarslegends8075@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 Жыл бұрын
  • That chestplate brings back so many memories, I use that in a Narnia Play and dressing as Saint Michael during All saints Day

    @maxgirouxpro@maxgirouxpro23 күн бұрын
  • Bruh literally me, I got up to level 100 before doing the dragon rising mission, maxed almost everything out, and now I'm practically jesus

    @cubiclelemur@cubiclelemurАй бұрын
  • "A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON!"

    @xzavierhardin908@xzavierhardin908 Жыл бұрын
  • Lmao Yeah when I started I ran around doing side-quests ended up doing the Main story around level 70

    @milesfox3392@milesfox3392 Жыл бұрын
    • What the enemies see: "God has entered the area"

      @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet Жыл бұрын
    • yeah same tho lmao, my brain wouldn’t let me do the main quest unless i do all 3716183 side quests first!

      @ivaweeknd2186@ivaweeknd2186 Жыл бұрын
    • same

      @sgtmuffinbadger6147@sgtmuffinbadger6147 Жыл бұрын
    • On the other hand, I have a buddy who isn't very versed in these types of games. He tried RDD2. He spend 16 hours playing the game seemingly aimlessly and when his friend asked him what he thought of the first couple quests and mentioned what they entailed he went, "I have no idea what you're talking about," and realized he didn't even do any of the main story. He quit after that.

      @kyle9401@kyle9401 Жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact! You can do the entire College quest without a single spell. Speech gets you in without casting a spell, Spellbreakers effect counts as a ward, and you can use a staff to break the wall in Saarthal.

    @sophiavickers8955@sophiavickers895510 ай бұрын
  • Being topped off and not killing Alduin is accurate

    @feericlalettre8343@feericlalettre8343Ай бұрын
  • I still to this day ain’t killed Alduin😂

    @Phantom_Kraken@Phantom_Kraken Жыл бұрын
    • Me neither. I've played for over 2 years, I'm just all about those sidequests.

      @claraf.6833@claraf.6833 Жыл бұрын
    • To me, he was never a fun fight. Just a slightly more powerful dragon. They should've made him way crazier to battle. To me the best dragon fight I've had was the optional one where you fight the twins

      @potatobread5134@potatobread5134 Жыл бұрын
    • I did once!

      @shawncoleman8530@shawncoleman8530 Жыл бұрын
    • Neither has the guy who designed that part of the main quest.

      @tyrannosaurusimperator@tyrannosaurusimperator Жыл бұрын
    • You should actually go kill Alduin the location is specutalor

      @tafadzwamakanga562@tafadzwamakanga562 Жыл бұрын
  • The plastic chest plate is unlocking a WAVE of nostalgia.

    @toonmatt9254@toonmatt9254 Жыл бұрын
    • I had the same exact armor & sword when I was younger, ah the good ol days

      @maxkeskey9247@maxkeskey92476 ай бұрын
    • That's all I was thinking the whole time lol! I had the whole set 😂

      @trolltroller777@trolltroller7776 ай бұрын
  • A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    @user-jj4ow5gb4j@user-jj4ow5gb4j2 сағат бұрын
  • Love the mod for skyrim that let's you make new characters, take them as companions or even changing Into the other character while in the game. Got a nord that went to the storm cloaks, wood elf vampire doing brotherhood quest and an imperial soldier joining the beast hunter guild. Love it.

    @zlotywest860@zlotywest8603 ай бұрын
  • I used to have that exact armor costume as a kid. A wave of nostalgia just hit me

    @itzvill2201@itzvill2201 Жыл бұрын
    • Me too bro core memory unlocked

      @andrew_42069@andrew_42069 Жыл бұрын
    • Same bro but i only had that helmet

      @Johnzed001@Johnzed0018 ай бұрын
  • I have played skyrim for so many hours. Bought multiple versions of the game. Had so many different character saves. I have yet completed the game a single time. That is how you know it's a good game.

    @thegizmorizer3961@thegizmorizer3961 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣 my brother and I get into fights all the time because I have never finished the main quest line dispite having about 60+ hours put into the game and he only does the side quests after he finishes the main story and thinks I'm waisting all my time. 😂

      @BlazeDupree1525@BlazeDupree15257 ай бұрын
    • Have you tried modding?

      @Kridstal@Kridstal5 ай бұрын
    • And then you want Elder Scrolls 6 😅

      @DBT1007@DBT10075 ай бұрын
  • Ain’t nothing like sneaking and staying up late as a tween and the tv blasting “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BECON-“ at THREE IN THE MORNING

    @FenrirWolfOfWar@FenrirWolfOfWar4 ай бұрын
  • Every new run I do of Skyrim I have the same reaction when I see that beacon "Ah dammit do I even bother?"

    @slynthrax@slynthrax13 күн бұрын
  • I like to think that the dragonborn keeps secret identities for each conflicting faction and if the dragon born has kids he’ll teach them skills from each and give them opportunities to join any of them when ready

    @aretailcashier450@aretailcashier450 Жыл бұрын
    • based take

      @da3va@da3va6 ай бұрын
    • Hi

      @bobbyfranklin2506@bobbyfranklin25065 ай бұрын
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