These are the real seven signs of ageing according to Sarah Millican. Please note that not every sign is applicable to you, yet.
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Are you seeing any signs yet?
enjoying the privilege of Age. because it's about to run out, stage4 pancreatic cancer has me checking out a little earlier than the rest of you, but it's going to be glorious, I'll never know it happened, I"ll be in a cloud of comfort and drugs.
Yep, I’m older than you flower, so I’ve wrinkles in all sort of places.😘 But the grey hair doesn’t bother me much and I don’t give a twats arse about my skin. I do use the same fillers as you; Chocolate biscuits mainly.🥰
My favourite sign of aging is when I tell myself that I'm too old to do something, and a minute later realize that I'm not too old, but it made a really good excuse not to clean that thing as often as I should, and the lazy part of my brain has figured out how to fool the rest of me into not doing it.
@@RIXRADvidz That's the way to do it. And laugh along to Sarah before you go x
@@yippee8570 I'm fully convinced she's an Angel sent to ease the way for a lot of us. Laughter truly is the best medicine, 10 minutes with Sarah is practically cure.
“It’s a privilege to get old. Not everyone gets the chance” ❣️
My hubby has always said getting older is way better than the alternative.
Exactly having lost 2 sons at 22 and 30yrs old everyday is a blessing xx
Amen Sis!
When she admitted to using fillers - cakes and pies - I nearly fell off my chair laughing. This woman is a treasure.
I absolutely love this woman. She makes me laugh in ways that shock me. I laugh loud, hard and without effort... Sarah makes me forget about the difficulties of life and just live in the moment. I am so grateful for her. She has found her niche and she is tremendous..I wish I could see her live
Yes me too! Just love her! She makes me laugh so hard.
I would absolutely LOVE to see her live “across the pond” in Chicago, Illinois. There’s only a few comedians who can make me actually laugh out loud and Sarah is unquestionably on the top of that list.
100th like, you are so welcome 😊
Field trip!
Can we make that trip ‘Down Under’ via the Atlantic Ocean please?! I’d LOOOOOOOOVE to see Sarah here in Australia …. & don’t forget, we ‘Antipodeans’ absolutely GET British humour! 🤪
I work in skincare and people come up to me daily saying they want this and that for their "old" skin, then start saying, "dont get old, it's awful" and "I never used to look like this, I cant stand it!" And even, "My mom was so beautiful until she was X age, I'll bever be as beautiful as she was, I just dont have her skin" And it sucks hearing so many people constantly dog on themselves for what IS a privilege. I always say the same thing back, "Ageing is a blessing and a curse, a curse because change is scary but a blessing bc not everyone makes it this far" and it works 98% of the time with good results.
Good job! Speak truth. 😊
Over here in the US. I turn off the news😢😮 so I can get ready for bed. Watch a bit of Sarah so I don’t have nightmares. Love ya flower ❤
You left hair out of your list. After menopause, hair not only forgets where it's supposed to grow - and where it's not supposed to grow - but how long it should be. It thins where you want it, like on your head, but not only does it spring out of places your mother never mentioned it would, like moles, your chin, and not forgetting the previous small, odd, hair above your top lip which is now a new, improved, luxury moustache, but I've also recently discovered eyebrow hairs long enough to make Dennis Healey's eyebrows pale into insignificance! But, only in my left eyebrow. The right one has yet to surprise me and I await that with interest, and a certain amount of trepidation. I love your comedy. You just make me laugh out loud, and we all need a bit of that. Thank you Sarah, long may you stand up! Happy New Year.
I've got your right eyebrow elaborations.
😅 so true!
Thank you for mentioning eyebrows! I had no clue this happened to women. For 50 years I never trimmed and only plucked a few stray ones, but now they grow faster than the hair on my head. And I’m growing grey ones. Wtf 😂
When you said that growing old is a privilege not given to all,it stuck a cord with me. My wife is older now than her oldest sister by 10 years.
Me too, it’s definitely how I feel; my best friend died at 37 and we should now both be 60 ❤❤😢
My mother said that her secret of not looking her age was "Fat hides wrinkles". I am 64 and now I say it.
Brilliant Hysterical Genius..... nothing else needs to be said about Sarah Millican. Thank you Sarah for making me cry with laughter when things were difficult.
I’ve just lost my dear little kitty, and feel my worlds shattered into tiny pieces. I wanted something to take my mind off feeling so sorry for myself, and missing my tiny beauty. Sarah, you never fail to find the most ordinary and bizarre things in life, and turn them on their heads and make me laugh. You are truly are the best pep me-up tonic in the world. Thank you for making me laugh and smile, again. My husband has gone out to pay the vet (as we had our fur babe put down to stop her suffering), I can’t wait for him to come back, and cry tears of laughter with me and watching you Sarah (does that sound weird😮😅). Bless you. We hope one day to see you live. In the meantime we will keep watching you here as we always do. Thank you again……❤
I am truly terribly sorry for the loss of your baby kitty😢😢😢💔💔💔💔🙏🏼
Ah bless you, thanks. Reminds me how precious life is❤
So sorry for your loss, that sounds awful. 😢😢 I'm glad this video brought you some joy and I wish you all the strength to deal with this pain. 🧡🧡
I’m sorry for your loss!
People can be so sweet & very kind.
My 16 yr old son flashed through my mind when she said, “Youth serum.” And then she said it, 15 minutes of solid laughter!
It's a bit like the term 'Gender Fluid'. God Almighty - Let's not THINK about THAT!
@@lloydsshednanigansOh no ive not thought of gender fluid that way hahaha
I'm dead 😂😅
Thank you lady for making the world a better place to still be in. 💙🙏🏻🕊🌞
O yes very very true ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"It's a privilege to get old because not everybody gets the chance" is going to be my new mantra for life. It always bothered me that like, 20 year olds think I'm old at 40 when I feel exactly the same as when I was in my 20s. But now I'm going to tell them all to get stuffed because I am honoured to have made it this far.
We must protect this woman at all costs!!!
HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE
My 7 signs of aging 1) At the doctor's office you're flipping thru People Magazine, and you have no idea who any of them are. 2) You're watching a year end "celebrities we have lost" to see who you've outlived. 3) Whilst out driving, at some point, there is a 50% chance someone will cross the left side double line to pass you. 4) You average 7+ naps per week. 5) You realize you are out of some food item and instead of going out to get it, you order it from Amazon. 6) Your car is older than your grandchildren. 7) In any journey out of the house, it's a toss up what will cut your trip short, exhaustion or stiffness.
True! All true!!
Yeh, recognise all those signs. Eyebrows gone but now getting a beard. Except I’ve now gone to next step, lost most hair on my body, eyebrows, lashes, hair from arms, legs, armpits, all face hair gone including an inch or so all around hair line. No more waxing or shaving which is a bonus. But you get to the stage where the small stuff is just that, insignificant. So what does it matter if you’re having a bad hair day.
Or you may need to cut your trip short to go home to see if your bathroom is still there.
That is true too.❤❤❤❤❤❤
Seen on a recent T-shirt: Don’t tell me to act my age! I’ve never been this old before!
I absolutely love her brand of humor. I would love to get to see her live one day.
She is really really great live,she came to Tasmania in Australia, last year, still think about how funny she was.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
😳😳OMG I just noticed that same line on my neck while washing my face. I was like has that always been there? Than I thought WE'LL if someone wanted to chop off my head they would know where to aim😂😂😂 NOT sure why but it's still funny to me❤
Oh my goodness but I have never laughed as long and as hard as I do with Sarah’s stand-up. Absolutely the best!!!
I love her humor! Since I'm coming up on my 80th birthday, I appreciated the 7 signs on her list!!
❤❤❤❤❤The ONLY person that can make me laugh...and bring me out of my depression .GOD LOVE YOU ..SARAH MILLICAN
Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤
First timer … fillers ..cakes and pies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sarah is the GOAT - always funny, always relatable - just brilliant always.
I adore her! Finding her on KZhead led to exploring other British comedians, which in turn led to finding Taskmaster, all of which have brought much joy to my life.
I was absolutely delighted when she was on taskmaster 😊 she was just as chaotic as I'd hoped haha
British comedy is THE BEST!
Your take on Madonna is bang on, pet ❤
Madonna did bang on a pet, think it was in her book!
Oh Sarah you bring so much joy to my life. You are absolutely BRILLIANT ❤❤
Love Sarah shes naturally so funny and tells it so true ❤❤
Sarah, you are an absolute treasure and a legend. You make this world tremendously more bearable. may you be happy and healthy. forever. ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
YES ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I laughed so hard , I’m crying.
I have been in full menopause for 2 1/2 years and I am 50 yrs old now. My peri menopause started when I was 43 .
Told my husband that I never wanted to be old and have no money. He listened but now that I’m old I’m spending all my money on chiropractors, dentists, tricologists, podiatrists, osteopaths, dermatologists, opticians, and hearing aid people. Not exactly what I had in mind.
I love that the ad I got after this was for Nivea anti-wrinkle serum...
Sarah your a master of your art ! Great 😂
Just found this lady and shes fabulous. I could listen to her for hrs. shes super funny.
Happy for you that you found Sarah.❤❤❤❤❤
She’s wonderful. Delighted to have stumbled across her live shows having only seen her on BBC. She’s brilliant.
I ease the ageing process by using night lights every where in the house .You would be amazed how good you look in 7 watts of light !
I’m not a prude and at 70 I can out swear anyone! You are throwing the f word around without any impact! And your material is funny and swearing is needed.
Ironically, her skin looks amazing and she doesn’t look 47.
47? She’s still a young woman, lucky her!
#8. Having lived with my aging dad, I learned that hope is essential. For example: "Oh my. I HOPE that's chocolate!!!" Love ya Sarah! Cheers from across the pond.
.".. hope that's chocolate" Very witty Sam! And this is the kind of thinking and hoping that will help us through it all.
@@juliejohnson497 Thanks. 😀 I decided after the lock down that humor is my strongest suit to help me make it through these crazy times.
You never fail to make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts and I can't catch my breath, Sarah
This young lady is funny and a pleasure to watch,thankyou sarah
😂 I thought that yrs ago about the neck line. 😂M
I was in the middle of opening my weekly tablet box to refill, when you mentioned them.
Lol.❤❤❤❤
Oh Sarah, you are a delight!🥰
Funniest person ever! My sign is that my cheeks are getting stretchier and stretchier…soon I will be able to wrap my cheeks over my whole face, which is good if I ever get arrested and have to go to court as I won’t have to buy a newspaper to hide my face!
I absolutely adore Sarah Millican. So clever and funny!
Completely wonderful, made me feel better instantly. Thank you, Sarah.
Hilarious as usual ❤ LOVE the colors and pattern of the dress! And thanks so much for putting back agreeing into the right place! ❤❤
Thank you😂
This may sound creepy but Sarah I love you! I am so glad I found you in youtube! You're refreshing and real and so very clever. I wish you'd come to Greece. You're absolutely a gem!
Brilliant. Hilarious. Best delivery ever.
*sitting at her desk watching KZhead filling up her weekly pill caddy at exactly THAT time of the video* …. *raises her hand*😅😂
I enjoyed Bobby Dazzler so much. You are the best, Sarah.
🤣🤣🤣🤣growing old is mandatory (if possible), growing up is optional
😂 Sarah I love you so much!!!! Thanks for always without fail making me smile/laugh!!
Discovering the Sister Boniface Mysteries and enjoying it was one my signs.
looking up ‘sister boniface mys…’
I love listening to you. I may never get to the UK, from Canada. Thanks for posting on KZhead.
She is the best!!! ❤
I have two neck lines. Sometimes I look at them and seems I was hanged but survived hahaha
Good one. Lol lol.❤❤❤❤❤😊
I love all of your jokes. Always puts a smile on my face.
Sarah is the best! I am excited every time a new video pops up!
Speak the truth you gorgeous lady!❤
Sarah...you are brilliant. 🤣🥰❤️
Oh Sarah. Thank you for that. I laughed out loud. It is a fucking privilege to get old with all the decay and indignities it involves. X
Lol lol ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
You are brilliant. Have loved your humour for years.
That was hilarious and wholesome and ... well, just a joy
Love the stuff about Madonna.
She makes me belly laugh every time!
Bloody hilarious!
You my dear are the Absolute Best!!!!🩷🤪🩷
Chuckle. Thank you, Sarah!❤
Watching escape to the country, alternating with Antique Road show, is the eighth sign of aging! And its a privlidge❤
Love you from Sweden
Aging is a privilege not a disease.❤
Saw Sarah in Dublin last year, can't wait to see her again, relate to everything 😂😂
She is really great. Love her❤❤❤❤
Perimenopause is wonderful 😂
I love the ZURI dress. It looks even better on Sarah than on the models.
So true!! Love this!
really witty and down to earth need a laugh thank you
Absolutely HILARIOUS! I wish I lived closer!
So funny! She's not scared, which is brilliant!
Currently sick with Covid and Sarah has always made me laugh and this is helping me feel better ❤
Feel better soon. Great username, too.
Amazing!! Love this commentary on female aging.
Thank you!
Refreshing and fun!
She is a legend!
You're brilliant!
Oh, Sarah, love, I needed this. My birthday is in the week and… I needed this. You’re my hero.
Happy birthday :) and hope you are okay.
Happy Birthday❤
Hilarious! My absolute favorite comedian ❤❤❤
Epic you are expectacular amazing smart lovelly human being. Thanks for always making me smile😊
She’s so funny,brilliant!😂 I wish she was known here in the US!
Be needy and ask everyone to join all you want. Your HILARIOUS!!!! Thank you for posting this vid
Thank you again
This has me crying! 🤣🤣🤣
Man I needed this today.
Have my ticket for Edinburgh in September and so looking forward to it!
Brilliant!
Loved her!!!