Wow this took FOREVER to Make...
Can I beat all of ULTRAKILL's Levels with a P rank from a fresh save, and then request a refund on Steam? If you don't know steam's refund policy says you can get your money back for any game you have less than 2 hours of playtime in. So if I P rank the entirety of ULTRAKILL within those 2 hours, can I still request that refund?
Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:26 0-1
0:54 0-2
1:12 0-3
1:57 0-4
2:25 0-5
3:05 1-1
3:40 1-2
4:01 1-3
4:56 1-4
5:57 2-1
6:26 2-2
6:46 2-3
7:08 2-4
7:29 3-1
8:00 3-2
8:54 4-1
9:37 4-2
10:11 4-3
10:30 4-4
11:40 P-1
13:20 5-1
14:00 5-2
14:31 5-3
14:56 5-4
15:20 6-1
16:11 6-2
16:43 P-2
20:55 7-1
22:05 7-2
23:30 7-3
24:19 7-4
25:51 Refund
THE FULL UNEDITED RUN IS HERE:
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Things to note:
1 - I tried to 100% ULTRAKILL and then request a refund but it's not something I think I can do in the time limit
2 - I'm not a great speedrunner
3 - This took 50 hours to edit... Jesus Christ that's a lot of hours
4 - Hakita's not losing any money here, as 1: I obviously have ULTRAKILL on my main account and 2: this took 2 attempts so uh he got an extra 25 bucks just for that
5 - If I sound weird at all, I was sick for the first half of the vid and I had invisalign in for the first time
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FULL UNEDITED RUN HERE BTW: kzhead.info/sun/rJ2Qcq2Ph4Odh6M/bejne.html 24/04/24 ADDED TIMESTAMPS Things to note: 1 - No Hakita didn't actually say that 2 - I tried to 100% ULTRAKILL and then request a refund but it's not something I think I can do in the time limit 3 - I'm not a great speedrunner 4 - This took 50 hours to edit... Jesus Christ that's a lot of hours 5 - Hakita's not losing any money here, as 1: I obviously have ULTRAKILL on my main account and 2: this took 2 attempts so uh he got an extra 25 bucks just for that 6 - If I sound weird at all, I was sick for the first half of the vid and I had invisalign in for the first time 7 - This only goes up to the Violence Update as layer 8, layer 9 and P-3 aren't out yet at the time of publishing this video
BROOOO THIS VID IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION VIEWS FR
Bro forgot to pin this
thanks bro@@Nou45569
Judgement
" 2 - I'm not a great speedrunner " now you are
Writing "game was too easy" as an refund request gotta be one of the most beautiful things ever written in its context
Especially when you actually did it with a observable proof
nah bro the game just had a skill issue
Ultrakill is currently really easy, but the brutal difficulty might hopefully change that.
@@gneu1527 yeah i really hope the bosses would be actually hard i feel like minos' corpse, leviathan and the earyhmovers brain should get really buffed
Man i cant even do p-2 P rank on harmless@@gneu1527
"Stop quoting me on things ive never said" -Hakita ULTRAKILL
it's so funny on twitter he said if someone really went to him like that he'd just be like "ok 👍"
Just as Sun Tzu once said, "This quote attribution is as fake as your Jordans. Sun Tzu, Art of War."
@@jlco"What? I didn't say that shit" - Sun Tzu, Art of War "There's no use, people will always make up fake quotes about us" - Abraham Lincoln
He commented about this video and said "the first mistake is thinking I write with proper capitalization, the second is thinking I'm any surprised at what people are doing at this point"
@@toastergaming7783"you're right, we will always be quoted on something" - random ahh peasant from 1567
Steam Support Answer: "Hell naw man. Now wait for the full release and complete the rest in 13 minutes"
bruh
wassup bro, we meet again
@@coolu hiii
i wish i could actually sign in to steam to play this game
seems like a great idea
7:47 caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster
Unrelated but how much knuckleblaster main punch does compare to feedbacker. Tripled the feedbacker damage?
@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage
@@natsoy1786 it deals alot damage
@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage
@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage
"I got so angry I started speaking the tongue of the elder gods" Average P-2 experience tbh
True
@@I_Xeroc_fr Hello Xeroc from Calamity
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHLUMBERDUB!!!"
@@Goose-Verse "wubbalubbadubdub"
'I messed up, I MESSED UP (inhale)SHLABLEDABLE
Hakita will never financially recover from this
"tight time requirement" this is 1-3, this has one of the highest time requirements in the game.
truly
Tight p rank time ifn you aren't hyper speedy
Theres also practically 2 levels in one and multiple bosses
@@coolepic519 there are 2 normal levels, one boss level and one climax level in it
Time to see if refund% becomes a category on speedruns archive
Most time and money consuming to attempt XD
huge respect for actually buying the game for a second time
Technically a third since he failed his first attempt
@@RushWheeler damn, idk what to say
@@RushWheelerthat is tragic
fun fact you can hit the water in 4-4 with the electric railcannon without grabbing the skull. I found out in a new save full game speedrun (just to see how fast i could do it) by going up to the crack and just shooting at the water. hopefully this can help anyone else who's trying to do this run.
Thanks for the tip I always got the saw blade after V2 2 now I can commit nefarious deeds faster
I pulled this off in my first run and I feel like it really trivialized the fight for me lol
"and this conveniently placed pit!" W H A T
There is a yellow arm variation. Jump
@@ReyHunterthe yellow arm lets you jump higher
@@ReyHunterno?
@@TETANUS.NO?
What is happening
People P-Ranking the whole game on violent in less than 2 hours and here I am incapable of P-Ranking P-2 on Standart difficulty (incredibly I P-Ranked everything except P-2 on violent)
I cant P rank greed...
@@nexerkarigum4031 Youll get there in your own time, just keep trying and hone your skills, youll do it eventually, I believe in you!
Same, except I P-ranked P-2, if I can do it so can you
I P-ranked 9 levels with shot gun only (is the best weapon for begginer P-ranks)
@@user-iv5wm6bj8f its... ironically easier to P-Rank with 1 weapon since you dont need to worry about style anymore realistically.
YOOOOOO knew it! (Altwrath is released but the first level is broken wait for the fix to be uploaded)
alr man I'll record the video where I play it probably like in 2 days
@@SirGronfletonpatch should be out then, thanks
"i got so mad i started speaking the language of the elder gods" lmfao
He really said, “SCHLUBBER DUBBER” lol
tu es deus iocorum, AD LITTERAM
Funny thing that you doesn't have to kill secret encounters for p-rank, they're completely optional, but I guess that counts
nah but I wanted the slab revolver
Wait is this true in 1-3? if so then I missed some enemies without realizing and made it way harder on myself
@@jlcoyep, it's true
@@jlcoIt's true for every single level.
I love how he changed the thumbnail because hakita corrected him on twitter on what he would actually reply with on the thumbnail 😭
He what? Jesus, Hakita, good thing we "... don't do Ultrakill, because it would suck"
wait, what was said before? I don't catch on
@@quinngabrielquirubin3430I need to know as well
@@quinngabrielquirubin3430it said “ok have fun” I found out
answer
I have a feeling that as Hakita was creating P-2 and P-1 he was maniacally laughing, just "AHHAHAHHA, INSTAKILL MOVES? WHY NOT? AND WE CAN MAKE THEM TELEPORT TO THE PLAYER!"
in the act 2 commentary he actually says a lot of the things in P-2 were added because he thought it would be funny. also uhh... what do you mean by "instakill moves"?
@@shadyfier898 thanks! also I ment that if you're not careful during P-1 and P-2 you can pretty much instantly die.
@@shadyfier898the entire P-2 is literally just hakita going "wouldn't it be funny if i do this?" And the rest of the dev team occasionally telling him that he needs to chill
(Un) Fun Fact: the prime souls can’t actually teleport, but they can run fast!
@@IanVelazquez-jk3tv they're the ultimate speedrunners then.
bro took Hakita's advice on how he'd type on discord 💀
24:55 gronf caught trying to pro boost with knuckleblaster
bring back the "ok have fun" thumbnail. BRING IT BACK.
hmmm... I have changed the thumbnail so many times now
ok have fun thumbnail ?
@@reimuhakurei2123where Hakita said "ok have fun"
now do it again on brutal
Impossible… EVEN P-2? EVERY LAST ONE???
So with the current version of the game yes you could P-rank all of the levels and refund it but in the final game it would be imposible it seems
nah I'd win
@@SirGronfleton "Nah, I'd win." - Sir Gron/Fleton
nah bruh top runners can p rank the whole game in under 40 minutes, this challenge is super lenient, it would certainly be possible in the final release
This is very impressive. Both editing and skill wise. the egg is proud of you
YOOO Egg is proud of me!
Best achievement you can get@@SirGronfleton
why is this written like it's for people who havent played ultrakill
reaching a new audience I guess
Not everyone has played ultrakill or as skilled to finish it
@@SirGronfletonI’ve never played it helped me
@@austinputter5936 yeah but you ended up spoiling the entire game for yourself. if you even care about that lol
@@Zexalot I didn’t care but I can def see how that would affect people
If you ever attempt this again, 1-4 you can P-rank it with killing V2 before he spawns, saving time
me when hakita says "hey wouldnt it be funny if P-3 just sends you back to limbo and you have to beat every level in one go so you can fight the prime soul?" and i wish he wont say that
We all know Hakita would never be surprised someone could P-Rank the entire game in like 30 minutes and return it. That thumbnail is the biggest lie ever lmfao
The meat riding🤯🤯🤯
Video perfectly encapsulates every brainrotted refrence within the ULTRAKILL fandom while maintaining the incredibly incomprehensible gameplay and tags/titles within, hell yeah I’m gonna support this fellow crackhead by subbing. Rock on you absolute maniac.
Thanks!
Easily one of my favorite yt right now I love how you sum up the speed run while also having fun!
This was the best speed run video I've seen in awhile. Good job bro 👏👏👏
and i still can't even p rank the first level...
into the fire or the prime sanctum
Skill issue
womp womp
Massive L
Mods, bully this specific internet stranger
This is my very first time to see a non-slop ultrakill content... Well done gronf, well done.
the wait was worth it this is outstanding 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Now do it blind folded. Also you don't need the whiplash to get the sawblade. just shoot the electric railcannon through the crack in the door and its a free gun
sure
canonically accurate ultrakill playthrough
I bet Hakita released Brutal difficulty just to destroy (or heavily alter) such "Speedruns"
This is actually really good editing nice job Ultrakill gaming
Quick tip: Screwdriver railgun can stop a mindflayer from teleporting Also, in general, the screwdriver is a really good free health weapon. It can heal you really well and really fast! Now, with the update its much better
Tbh, 1-4 can be done easily in udner 28 seconds
fun fact if you skip to Sisyphus in p-2 and kill him the timer stops but you can still go back to the rest of the level by a glitch
Just subbed this is brutal and funny(100%)👍
I love this vid so much new sub!
Another video of gronf, so another fantasic day, keep it up❤
i knew this was a video a few weeks back when you mentioned it. it kinda surpassed my expectations good job nah but youtube says that you completed it in 28 minutes so thats a speedrun wr also i was bored so i did this: I wasted 40 minutes of my life lol *Act 1* *Prelude* 0-1 (0:30): P rank 0-2 (0:56): P rank 0-3 (1:13): P rank Finish 0 1-3 at (1:54) 0-4 (1:58): P rank 0-5 (2:26) P rank *Limbo* 1-1 (3:14): P-rank 1-2 (3:40): P-rank 1-3 (4:02): P-rank 1-4 (4:58): P-rank *Lust* 2-1 (5:58) P-rank 2-2 (6:26): P-rank 2-3 (6:46): P rank 2-4 (7:08): P rank *Gluttony* 3-1 (7:29): P rank 3-2 (8:00): P rank *Act 2* *Greed* 4-1 (8:54): P rank 4-2 (9:37) P rank 4-3 (10:11) P rank 4-4 (10:30 and 11:33) P rank *Wrath* 5-1 (11:40 and 12:24): P rank 5-2 (14:00): P rank 5-3 (14:31): P rank 5-4 (14:56): P rank *Heresy* 6-1 (15:20): P rank 6-2 (16:11): P rank *46 minutes remaining* *P-2 BABY WOOO* 16:43 First death: 18:47 Second Death: 19:13 19:57 Encounter with Flesh Panopticon. 20:11 Encounter with Sisyphus Prime There we go finally a P rank *Act 3* *Violence* 7-1 (20:55) P rank 7-2 (22:05) P rank 7-3 (23:30) P rank 7-4 (24:19) P rank 13 minutes left to spare nice 25:51 Did he get the refund as promised?! :0
I really hope you’re taking care of yourself man, this run sounds like it was difficult on your joints. Volterin Gel is super nice for wrist pain!
13:05 Bro, thank you, I was trying to p rank minos for 4 days straight and your vid helped me God bless you fr
The insanity and pain this would take, you ULTRAKILLED this
Ahh classic 2-1 experience, not killing that one enemy and having to repeat it again and again
this video singlehandedly made me buy this masterpiece. Thank you!!!
6:11 The 69 kill requirement on 2-1 is intentional.
Still waiting for the hakita jumpscare in the comment section
This video is extremely good and well made and it really shows your skill in the game and youtube. Now do it all again on brutal
"game was too easy" has gotta be the best refund request ever ong
The ultrakill community is insanely dedicated to whatever challenge they make or find. How did we get here
best part of this video is that gronf actually risked all that money for some content, this beats ultraslop any day
in my opinion, such amazing game deserve support, its like going to restaurant and eating the whole meal, then you want your money back, but you enjoyed it!
The first name of violence "garthen of forking paths" wich is a tale from from Argentinian writer "Jorge Luis Borges" book "Tlon ukbar orbius tertuis". Theres another tale about an infinite library and another about an infinite circular ruin representing all modes of infinity.
Madman, absolutely insane
the fact some people dont even understand how difficult this game is and to p rank it while under two hours ggwp bro ggwp
I like how he explains the video like as if he was explaining this to someone who doesn’t play it / doesn’t know that much and only knows GoPro go brr. Very funny. Would sub again
This reminded me of how insane I was when I was at my peak ultrakill. P ranked 1-3 on violent and I did it by also killing the duo swordsmachines bcs I didn't know I didn't have to kill em for the p rank.
Good thing Hakita didn't finish the game yet. 2 layers and one prime sanctum look very hard to do in just over 10 minutes.
a correct summary of ultrakill
18:44 "i messed up...I MESSED UP! NO! SHLUBERDUBA" beautiful words.
Going into this video be like "this is going to be one heck of a speed run"
Judging from the newgame% speedrun category, it's very much possible
"i dont even know if thats possible" probably not but lets give it a shot
props for actually changing the thumbnail
I love it when you said "it's ultrakillin time" and ultrakilled all over the floor
Now do it revolver only
i just saw my 2 years of work get done under in 2 hours
6:39 getting the railcannon in Lust is laso pretty fitting ig
Random thing about Ultrakill: the secret sword machines in 2-3 can, like every other enemy in the game, be one-shot by the soap. You just need to pick up the soap after because the game will automatically drop it.
Hakita wasn't ready for the horrors from his own fans....
Now redo it with 7-S
holy shit bro.. good job, me personally, i did it in like 3 hours and 40 min because i suck ass. im glad you had fun making this
Ultrakill players: What kind of powers do you have, TELL ME!!!
"Minos prime" "MINOS PRIME"
Cool thumbnail I bet hakita actually said that
nup he didn't. Read the pinned comment for any info, thanks!
with this video you can became an ultrakill legend
GJ dude, it really surprised me
Do it on brutal.
Now do it on brutal
This video: “is it possible to p rank every ultrakill level?” Me, who doesn’t know ultrakill: *PIZZA TOWER?*
Hmmm sounds like we need a brutal version of this video
Now do it again when it full releases
4:30 To fight two machines with swords, you could get soap that would kill them in an instant
Speed run tip: on 4-3 you can find soap up above that last part with all those green lights. It’s on one of those beams or whatever they’re called
By the way once you have the sgotgun for double down you can core eject from the starter room to the last phase of the swordsmachine
Imagine getting ultrakill on steam
P ranking everything in ultrakill is easy (I have never played the game)
It was worth the wait, amazing
18:04 bros wrist pain was so bad he turned into ringo starr
hakita did not say this
masochist.
I found out something funny about getting SB launcher… you don’t need to do anything other shooting the water through the crack in the door with the railcannon
Finally the big video
Did Hakita even message you on Discord?
nup. Read the pinned comment for any info, thanks!