Natalie Portman and Jimmy act out a scene that takes place at an apple orchard that they've written together using Mad Lib words.
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Mad Lib Theater with Natalie Portman
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Nothing more heartbreaking than realizing your girl lost interest since the *freaking* revolutionary war
i died LOL
5:00
Gotta clean up my George Washington costume.
Yea, that's bad. Because you know it's been a long time since she's wanted out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The irony is that she totally did try to keep it clean.
Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.
"you'll always have a special place in my butt" xD
It’s scripted no?
“Watching KZhead videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas.”
Dopest-Dope-You-Ever-Smoked When she was choosing the words she didn’t know the context of the scene, so no.
“I’ll always have a special place for you, in my butt” is the most funny I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
true im dying at that part 🤣🤣😂😂
Yes me too..I just lost my mind 🤣🤣
That part killed me 🤣
1 year later and I still laugh die laughing every time I hear it
That sounds so wrong lol
Mad lib theatre with Ryan Reynolds would be epic
Absolutely
Ryan Reynolds and blake lively
YES. That would be hilarious 😂😂
Yes please ☺️
There as to be a signature raising to get him to do it LOL
When Natalie says to Jimmy, "and you were raised by llamas," I immediately looked at Jimmy's hair and thought, "that sounds about right." 😂
same 😂
And when I finished the bottle of red porto yesterday, I immediately knew: "that's gonna hurt in the morning"!
😂
@@mohammedtawfeeq7868 hihi
Lol
why is nobody talking about how good she looks with that blonde wig and glasses?
Natalie cant look bad even if her life depends on it tbh
Sooo cute🤗
Yes she’s soooo beautiful like that too😍😍
Because it's Natalie Portman and I take the fact she looks good for granted.
Cause we all already know it lol doesn't need to be said
Announcing "last call" when breaking up with someone 💀💀💀
Savage
@@chisol3508 Jimmy called it. That's COLD.
😂😂
She named him Donald, and then insulted him saying "You look like Cheetos!" Coincidence? 🤔
Sanjay Satheesh 😂😂😂
hahahahaha I didn't even think of that but you're totally right!
Oof
And the "you can't carry a blank strap" quote was also a Trump reference 😆
tds is strong in hollywood
Who else is binge watching these mad lib sketches?
Caught me...
Bro these are hilarious
Yeah, and it’s not the first time. Or the second. Or even the tenth.
Oh me me me 😂
Me me me 😁😆😅
"How long have you been feeling this way?" "Since the revolutionary war" Lmaooooo 💀
Jessi Jess what a burnnn
That was funny!
I mean, if he's been around for 6,000 years, then maybe they're both immortal, so that would actually make a lot of sense!
That was the best part 😂👍
Well I mean... he’ll be back (Sorry I had to)
Just imagine Padme having this conversation with Anakin.
Thanks Hermione „you suck at fortnite“ lmao
@@jarnevandoorn7028 "Spinning ain't a good trick, Ani." "I HATE YOU"
And probably still a better script than many lines in the actual first episode
She breaks up with him, I'm right there waiting
But he hates sand
- "The most fun I've had in 6000 years." - Apple trees My mind immediately went to Good Omens.
Loved that show!
ah, yes.
Book was really confusing
“I’ll always have a special place for you in my butt” 💀😂
Ya that part was funny
I feel really naughty right now. Portman wanting backdoor play? Yes please.
omg i died laughing 💀😂
💩👍
I wish!
she's so adorable. the giggling made it so much better. like little kids.
Especially at the "in my butt" part. It felt like I was looking at 3rd graders. That is spot on their type of humor. Made me feel like a kid again laughing at it.
Mycoal Dee creepy
Watch leon the professional then
I was talking about the person that made the comment, it just the way that I read it made it sound creepy. But what’s this moby thing you preaching about
Aloha I probably could have worded it better haha
For a dramatic actress, she is naturally funny. Her SNL, Guestings, Interviews are always entertaining. She's always up for the challenge and do great. 😂
"You gotta fart like Mickey Mouse is watching." The most inspiring quote ever.
I freaking love Natalie Portman. Her laughing while saying “since the revolutionary war” killed me
I think it killed her too
It did with me too lol
Same!
But they've only been dating for 17 weeks 🤔
Sameeeeeee❤
I could listen to Natalie say “You suck at fortnite” all day
2:46
I could look at her all day
same lmaoo
EXCEPT JIMMY SAID IT SOOOOOOO
@@ShawnLH88 she said it first 2:46
That’s actually a great line for breaking up with someone 😂😂😂 “Last call!”
I know, I almost want to get into a relationship really quickly and break up swiftly just so I can say that as I walk away
She's such a gem. Beautiful, intelligent, cute and funny, all packed into one person.
The same applies to my friend Terry
It's weird that Jimmy with that wig looks like young Ted Mosby
Watch the first interview of Jimmy. He looks a lot like Ted Mosby there.
Jesus I just realized how much Jimmy looks like Ted Mosby
Lol so true
YES! They should've had Natalie dress like Robin Sparkles!!
How true 😅
😂 🤣. “Last call”. Horrible break up. I’ll use that.
It was so mean 🥺. I haven’t heard one that mean since the revolutionary war
my english isn't perfect, so I'm wondering that last call means in this context. please enlighten me.
Thelema last call: this is the last period of time that you can buy alcohol because this place is about to close for the night. It’s typically said in bars, but can be used for any place that serves alcohol. For example: you’re at a nightclub at 1:25 AM and it closes at 1:30. The bartender will yell ‘last call!’ to inform everyone that if they want to buy any beer before the club closes, now is the last time to do it. Since it’s typically said as a warning between one person and a group of strangers, using it to breakup with your boyfriend/girlfriend/other is very insensitive and cold, especially if at some point on of your loved the other. Like you’re supposed to say something like ‘there’s apart of me that will always love you, I’m sorry this didn’t work out’ but instead saying ‘last call’ is like you ended it with little to no emotion at all. Side note: if your English isn’t very good then how did you get this mad lib at all? This kinda ruins the joke, but did that clear it up for you?
@@OvSpP thanks a lot of the thorough explanation! my english isn't perfect by any means, but it's not bad either. I just didn't really get what the expression meant in this particular context.
@@OvSpP i thought it meant that it was the last call as in it's the last time they'll boink
"I was brought by two scuba divers, and you were raised by Llamas." "I'll always have a special place for you, in my butt." these lines really had me laughing so hard😂
The way she broke with "since the Revolutionary War". The giggles. She is so adorable.
Natalie Portman’s laugh is classy as freak
But i love the way she laughs ..she is so genuine .. see the young Natalie Portman’s laugh in below link .. so adorable .. kzhead.info/sun/aJeuc5R5a5uia6M/bejne.html
"Ghosting on the couch, watching KZhead videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas" hits so close to home. OMG!!!
get a life then
@@NiceEvils this IS the life.
@@NiceEvils of course they are videos of her eating bananas. Personally, I'm not fond of bananas
@@27mitcha omg does that exist, please link :D
That part killed me 😂
That "I hate candy!" was so perfect
Can we just take a second to admire how beautiful Natalie Portman looks in her acting scene?
Absolutely gorgeous!! And I want that outfit 😆
I know this wasn’t the exact quote, but “You’ve gotta fart like nobody’s sniffing” is really inspirational.
When I fart and want to inflict it on others, I ask, "Does anyone smell popcorn?" so that everyone breathes in... ;-P
you've got to fart like michey mouse is watching and you've gotta love like nobody's sniffing
"You've got to fart like Mickey Mouse is watching and you've gotta love like nobody's sniffing " that line went so well together
Igor Schmidlapp i once asked my friend busy on his phone if he also smelled something burning. broken from his busy state, he starts inhaling madly to check. then he looks at me while i was smiling.
@@igorschmidlapp6987 😁😁😂🤣
"You suck at fortnite" this could be her dialogue that she says to thor in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder 🤔🤔😂🤣🤔
Anant Singh she was noobmaster69 we all suspected Loki and Deadpool but not her
Lmao, she is noobmaster69 all along
@@hectorarredondo6929 my goodness
@@BullyMaguire69 damn. BTW your name had me laughing 😂
@@hectorarredondo6929 omg yes she could be noobmaster69
I can’t stop watching this! Natalie giggling and cracking her self up is Hilarious 😆 She is so Beautiful..
I love how they both immediately started laughing 😂
"I'm sorry things didn't work out." "Me too. I'll always have a special place for you...in my butt."
Suddenly, I’m not so upset over this breakup
@@mratkovich Let's break up every day.
and the way she said it was extra funny
I liked the way he took a bite of apple to buy himself enough time to reply.
That’s what thanos said to ant man
when she said "Since the revolutionary war" I LOST IT
Me too 😂😂
Them cracking and trying to hold the laughs is making it only 100% better
“You suck at “Fortnite” “ that’s very accurate when it comes to kids these days
"You gotta fart like Mickey Mouse is watching. And you gotta love like there's nobody sniffing." Gotta put that on a coaster.
I’d have preferred the inverse… “you gotta love like Mickey Mouse is watching, and you gotta fart like there’s nobody sniffing”
@@creatingbeautifulsongs7946 That’s so much better actually
"I'm taking the chairs and moving out!" *please don't flush* 😂 Dead
Jimmy: "That's a term that my llama parents used to say" nice improv
This is by FAR, the best Mad Libs, ever 😂😂😂😂 I'm literally crying
😂 😂 😂 Natalie so cute and her giggles and laughter soo addicting...
the way that Jimmy ate the Apple after she said ""I'll will always have a special place for youvin my butt "" He was like ok!! 😶😂😂😂
“You’ve gotta love like nobody’s sniffing” is literally the definition of a solid marriage.
Natalie Portman's laugh is contagious 😍😍
"You gotta fart like Mickey Mouse is watching...and you gotta love like there is nobody sniffing!" *chef's kiss* perfecto!
natalie is a really cool celebrity, who stayed true to herself.
Iam Matrix Lol don’t even wanna unpack this one.
@@iammatrix1396 fucking loser
"Really cool" people don't support Zionism, occupation of other people's land, and the oppression of an entire ethnic group because they're inconvenient to your ideology.
@Boaty McBoatFace what the actual fuck did I just read?
@Boaty McBoatFace yeah I'm pretty sure you've got a problem
“It’s a term my llama parents used to say”
Llamas sure likes to say deep and meditative words!
She has always been so fun and youthful. Omg, what a creative, natural talent!
Jimmy:”an Insult a Kid Would Say” Natalie:”You Couldn’t Carry a Blank Strap” me:ok,I’m Gonna Need Somebody to Explain That to me
donald trump
Jesslyn ok,I Guess I Get it
@@cjhs2006 sorry i didnt explain! i was in a rush lol. i think it was about donald trump saying "he couldnt (or wouldnt i forgot) carry a blank strap". ive read somewhere that he was supposed to say "jokestrap" but he thought that the word was awful and couldnt say it so he said "___strap" which is "blankstrap" if you search on youtube for the sentence, some of his videos will show up
Jesslyn ok,Thanks,That Makes a Lot More Sense,I Really Appreciate You Explaining That to me
a lot of her answers were Trump related-Donald, you couldn't carry a blank strap, you look like a cheeto-that's why she said she was on "one track"
"I'll always have a special place for you in my butt." I will not forget this most romantic quote ever. Hahaha!
Haha- YEET
Honestly one of the best Mad Lib Theaters since Benedict Cumberbatch's. Too many great quotes.
The John Cena one has some great lines. "So I ran to my room and.... started running."
John Cena's one is the best
@@crumbworks Stay Golden Ponny Boy !!!
First i loved her voice, now i love her voice, beauty, sound of her laugh and how knowledgeble she is
This one just doesn't get old. I laugh every time.
“You’ve gotta fart like Mickey Mouse is watching, and you gotta love like there’s nobody sniffing.” Truly words to live by.
Omg Fallon didn't exaggerate his laughs this time
watch every single mad lib theatre, i don't think there's one where he doesn't mention his "cue card guy"
"How long have you been feeling this way? Since the revolutionary war" I can't stop laughing
5:41 "oh no we are screwed" without saying it🤣😭😭
*I love how Natalie didn’t stare directly at the cue cards and actually acted it out naturally with Jimmy, aside from her giggling* 😂
Funny that the words “Kim Kardashian” and “Bananas” would be used in a sketch again 😂
lol they’re good words
you mean ban-non-nas
"You were raises by Lammas" I died it was the funniest by far😂😂😂
5:01 *Since the RevoluTi0naaaheery war* was Ic0nic 😂😂😂
This one and the one with the Benedict Cumberbatch shares the first place.
Dakota Johnson tho
Have you seen John cena's??
John Cena was awesome👌👌
john cena’s is the superior one
@@katierisley "I ran to my room and.. started running.."
She looks so cute when she’s thinking intensely 😍
U say that like she doesn’t look cute at any time, when thinking about anything
Drew Saluk she’s incredibly beautiful at all times
PLEASE keep doing these skits. They are so funny. I love it.
Can we talk about how talanted she is! I love this episode. Best so far for me.
Her laugh is so adorable lol
“ you couldn’t carry a blank strap “. That’s hilarious! Well done Natalie well done.
miat789 is it a reference to something that I don’t get? 🙈
@@G1ngerpocalypse Trump, yesterday at a press conference
It's too bad that these shows which are supposed to be for entertainment are always turned into a political platform for Hollywood.
@@eddiemad30 welp, that's 'cuz your president can't help but do/say entertaining stuff, my friend. they can't just ignore that
@@eddiemad30 It's almost like politics affects peoples every day lives
My God. She’s so beautiful, and doesn’t age. She looks so much like her younger self (Matilda in The Professional)
Queen ❤️... Gawd she is so beautiful and cute.. 😍
Jimmy looks like Ted Mosby when he was in college.
exactly
This is the comment I'm looking for. Finally, someone said it! Haha
That is brand new information!
Yess! Glad some others noticed this
Damn this post popped off
She looks beautiful with that wig and those glasses tho...
Natalie is so unbelievably and effortlessly beautiful
❤️🤩🥰❤️
"Love like nobody's sniffing." Words to live by.
6:33, best moment. When she reads the cue card that makes her choke on the words. I loved that they laughed the entire time! Heaven forbid they enjoy themselves while they play a game. 😂
"youtube videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas" Oh so that's why this was in my recommended videos
wrong site... Try PH :P
Beautiful and smart girl.❤️❤️❤️👍😊
Natalie's laugh, I love it! 6:44
The way they keep cracking up is hilarious. They can barely get through it
This dress and necklace combo on Natalie is what I’m going to be needing for Christmas this year 🤩
Ya me too, if I can squeeze my fat ass into that size ....
Seriously!! So cute 😍😍
Just not the glasses
Ok, I never thought the originals could be beaten, but this was BY FAR the best one yet!! I’m in tears!! Literally too many funny lines to quote. 10/10 we need more!!!!
4:07 They laughing before it even STARTED LMFAAOOAOO
6:41 well you can't get mad if she tells you that
Natalie Portman's laugh is infectious.
“YOU GOTTA FART LIKE MICKEY MOUSE IS WATCHING!” I felt that
Omg I love her laugh! This is my favorite one
“please..please don’t Flushh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy’s reaction after she says “watching KZhead videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas” 🤣 5:46
I craaacked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… OMG literally burst into tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…..love u both
I just love Natalie. Love you from Closer.. Wish you the best. And Jimmy seems like he is really having fun. It's his job but still yet.
She has such raw talent that she makes anything hilarious. She literally is the epitome of an a list actress..
I agree!
“I come home, and a find you ghosting on the couch, watching KZhead videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas.” 🤔😂🤣
The most perfect combination of words so far in Mad Lib Theater xD.
It ended up being so oddly appropriate for the content of the Mad Lib scene. LMAO
One of my favorites! Love you Jimmy! 💕
It's so funny seeing Natalie portman and Jimmy Fallon crack up while performing the act The words used were so goofy 🤣
"Watching youtube videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas" ....that sounds accurate
Sashayb Brown Ray J banana to be specific
@@sandysquarepants3519 😂😂😂😂😂😂not nearly
@@anandchahal6063 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEETO” 😂😂😂
Accurate... since his name is Donald. 😂🤣😂
"We went from powdered wigs to one wig dipped in cheeto dust" - Gabriel Iglesias.
Charsy LOL!
omg my insides are aching from all the laughter .... too freaking funny... loved it
She's so beutiful. Love the way she talks 😊!
6:32 I watched this part 7 or 8 times now. I think it's gonna be 20 at least. She has got to have the most musical and contagious laughter I have ever heard. After "butt" she giggles like a teenager, it's adorable.
Omg Natalie's laugh at 6:48 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of this video If I have a bad day I just look this 🤣😂😂
This is the best part interview of natalie and jimmy❤❤❤ 😂love her❤❤