Mad Lib Theater with Tom Cruise (Mission: Impossible Edition)
Jimmy and Tom Cruise act out a dramatic spy movie scene they've written together using Mad Lib words.
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Mad Lib Theater with Tom Cruise (Mission: Impossible Edition)
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Tom Cruise saying "Come here Darlin' " to a spider exactly explains his personality.
It took me some time to understand why you said
I’m
Jonas Judson that, sir, is because you are a dumbass.
@@JohnstasBACK that might just be it
lol sooo true
tom cruise, john cena and Benedict cumberbatch create the holy trinity of mad lib theaters
zazulka dont forget Chris Pratt
Where were you at the night of hanukkah
@@TypicalMan we were watchin supermaaaaaaan
@@alessandrostella9982 then why do the security footage show you gyrating half a millimeter away from the crime scene?!
@@TypicalMan .5****
I love how Tom Cruise is trying so hard not to break, he looks like he’s dying.
Never heard of him.
Kangakool tim cruise? The great footballer?
@@princevegeta1647 he's better than you
@eating sugar no papa She edited/corrected it. It was *Tim Cruise* before.
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*dramatic scene opening and tense music Jimmy lowers newspaper: 'Good evening *my little cookie* '
Iconic🤣
Tom: Special director Pollywog it’s good to see you again
Mohamed Ashian I'm not joking I died at that bit. I'm watching this at 2 in the morning trying my hardest to die of laughter silently.
He's funny
I died😂
Aging : *exists* Tom Cruise: We don’t do that here.
Emily Harm its not EXITS its EXISTS you dum *******
@@rajagarwal6772 lol!
Emily S lmao loved that!😂
RAJ AGARWAL calm down
RAJ AGARWAL you need to get your head out of your ass and just appreciate the joke you dumb headass
“Come here darling!” Tom Cruise: the man who fears Nothing
Rae Daw people would run or freeze in the face of danger but only Tom Cruise welcomes it in open arms
I love that show so much
And when it comes to acting big intense scenes most people would use cgi or green screen so that no body gets hurt but Tom Cruise would do it for 1 realism and 2 to please the audience
I love Tom Cruise moves
Bigg Papa come on, if you were given a random question every minute would you give every answer that fast without pausing for ideas.
Tom Cruise randomly choosing my name from all the woman's names is the greatest honor of my life
I thought he said "Angry" 😂
So, did the 1,000,256 sofas able to get you out?
@@icun2212 jees good one
And your surname had my name on it lol!
Come here darling
My favorite line is, “I’ve already contacted my team of highly humongous lemmings.” 🤣
Me too
Hahaha too funny 😂
Watching Tom Cruise trying not to laugh is the funniest thing..
Ikr? I wonder if he injured himself trying not to burst out laughing?
IMO, John Cena trying not to laugh is funnier.
He is said the name of celebrity and Tom Cruise said : Ingrid Bergman.
as bat shit crazy tom is, this man is hilariously funny.
Fallon: "Good evening, Little Cookie" Cruise immediately regretting ever accepting Jimmy's invitation to the show when the first line of the skit is delivered
There should be one of these with Ryan Reynolds
Oh please let that happen!
YES...PLEEEEASE!!!
RYAN GOSLING!!!
Perfect timing to with his new Netflix movie coming out 👍💀💩
Omg yeah. Ryan would say SO MUCH random sh*t
Tom cruise physically looks like his in pain when he’s trying not to laugh
Lol! So right!
Imagine Tom Holland crawling up Tom C's leg and he's like "come here darling".
Dang it
I actually imagined it when he said it on the video... couldn't stop laughing...
LOL
This is my favorite comment here
Oh dear lord-
So appropriate of Tom Cruise to say *running* for verb ending in ing
Exactly. That's what I thought. It defines him.
and then there's Benedict lmao
I ran to my room and then kept on running
@@keishagovender3686 gyrating HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought either that or motorcycle riding.
You know life sucks when Tom Cruise looks better at 56 than you do at 17...
Whatever you do, don’t look at George Clooney.
you prolly have to wait till you reach 57 😀
Maybe it's all the people in the cult he helps run, praying for him......
Getsomevagisilfordat shut up loser, you dont look like any of those ppl
😆
Calling Tom Cruise "my little cookie" and having him say "come here darling" must be a dream come true lol
Tom's talking voice is like heaven
Siiiiiiiiiii
right?
I thought I was the only one
The moment he replied to a spider crawling up his leg as "Come here Darling!" was the moment i realized he is the perfect Ethan Hunt.
So, SIX Mission Impossible movies weren't enough?
r/whooosh
He's the only Ethan Hunt.
Mogtaba Alim r/ihavereddit
Tom Cruise is apparently aging backwards...
Anna Presman it’s because of Scientology
chananchida phonhan lol 😂😂😂
Anna Presman he sacrifices height for good looks.
Anna Presman h alhtheia einai oti den hksera oti h tourta einai shkwti ,shgoura kserw oti peirazei to shkwti.’ 👄👄👄👄👄🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🇺🇸🇩🇪🇮🇹
He’s the real Benjamin Button.
Tom radiates such positive energy. He's so sweet, respectful and humble.
i agree
Not what I've heard over the years. Arrogant and controlling are the more usual adjectives.
@Kerensa Birch among other things.
@kerensabirch5214 well u heard wrong..seeing is believing..
So you’re the new guy.
Jimmy:”What You’d Say if You Saw a Spider Crawling up Your Leg” Tom:”Come Here Darlin’” me:Get it Off me,Get That The Fuck Off of me
I'd kill it
"looks like meat's back on the menu"
This is why you're not Tom Cruise
@@philippaharris8951here's the contract for upcoming MCU spiderman film!
Me : You're so cute... but careful, the others don't like you, they will try to kill you when they'll know you're here.
can you PLEASE do one with Chris Evans? He would freaking rock this
He'd just be laughing the entire time
and rdj ehehehe
Tashie May B that’s what they do
They would have to take his mic off bc it would be ALL super loud laughing🤣
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I love how Tom tries to hold his laughter behind the newspaper at the very beginning when Jimmy says: “my little cookie” That part killed me lmao
newspaper
You don't know what a newspaper is?
The verb that comes to Tom's mind: running. Go figure.😂
I think he did it on purpose, knowing lots of people would find it funny.
I love that he cordially thanks the audience when they help him. He's so sweet.
Sooo sweet and kind ❤️❤️
Kinda looks like they're on their way to hogwarts
Potterheads unite!!!!!
I lost it at your comment ! 😁😁😁😁
Slushy119 yea lol what house would tom be put in??? I’m a ravenclaw and gryffindor lol
Alisha Hussain Hufflepuff? Lol.
Kristina Kaylor yes lol 😂
I lost it at "I'll meet up with the group disguising as myself" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
`HHHHAHAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE WHAT HE SAID UNTIL I READ UR COMMENT IM DYING LOOL
Tropic Thunder runs deep
"Disguising as myself disguising myself as Huckleberry Finn"
4:17 The lady with the wonderful laugh in the background when Jimmy said: *Good evening, My little cookie* She really made my day 😂
Sounds like phoebe buffay’s laugh
I think she almost made Tom cruise loose it too
thanks for pointing that out that is hilarious
"What would you do if you saw a spider climbing up your leg?" Tom Cruise: "Come here darling" Me: "KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes
that is one lucky spider
Me:PISS OFF AAAAHHHH
tom cruise, john cena and Benedict cumberbatch create the holy trinity of mad lib theaters
Me: *suddenly becomes spiderwoman and is on the ceiling* KILL IT WITH FIRE OR I SWEAR!!
The guy is 56! I still can't believe it. Incredible! He and Keanu Reeves are vampires.
And johnny depp
Tom's real name is Lestat
And Tony stank
Andy Samberg
Damn so true both of them are best of Hollywood
Tom: come here darling Spider: *faints*
The way he mutters "jesus" when he cracks into laughter
The way Tom tries to hold in his laughter after Jimmy says, "My little cookie".🤣🤣
"Team of highly humongous lemmings" that broke me 😂😂
"Hugh Mungus what?"..
In other words, Trump’s base
Julian Pagano I collapsed after "poopity scoop poopity scoop"
well if the villains are sanitation engineers i guess it would be only fair to use a team made of rodent like animals and with them being humongous makes this mission even more impossible.
Ciao julian
Hahaha, of course Tom would pick "running."
... and "knife"
And yet would be hesitant about a celebrity name
And sofas
He ran to his room and started running 😂
Casey Billins hahaha! I remember that!
2:05 that’s worse than Benedict Cumberbatch saying “4,229” 😂
I don't know why but Tom's delivery of "I'll fight back with a knife" makes me laugh so hard.
the one serious line in this whole cacophony of chaos, it throws you off XD
Jack Reacher
Tom Cruise has aged phenomenally well
Through the blood of children
Josiah Won Because he doesn't do drugs or drinks. Good for him and the haters can fuck off.
That’s because he was replaced by a lizard person in the early 80’s
It’s called plastic surgery
It's because of the aliens
Why does it feel like Tom Cruise's hand has too many fingers
Cuz his thumb is equally as long
Omg yes
I cant unsee it
It's just the perspective.
It pleasures g tho.
I don’t know what Tom’s smoking but “come here darling” is the last thing I’d be saying to a spider
I thought it was creative and funny af. Like cartoonish.
I've said something close
Lol I’d be like: “oh look, a spider! Nobody hurt it!”
He loves animals..
Jimmy: A verb ending in "ing" Tom: (Instantly) RUNNING!... 😂
Can we all agree that despite all the Scientology stuff he's an amazing actor that looks amazing for his age and still does his own stunts like hanging on a moving airplane, training to breath underwater, breaking his ankle, riding in a helicopter. I can barely do a somersault without pulling a muscle 😂
tenaciousjoe24 I definitely agree. Tom Cruise is pretty much the last good actor in America. Everyone else got political 😂😂
Agreed. It’s like I hate him but at the same time think he’s amazing.
Wait, you can do a somersault?
He looks good for his age because money. Also good lighting and make up will also make you look more spectacular on camera.
The Dude's Clues He still managed to answer, under pressure certain people seem to struggle with thinking of a specificity. You think everyone needs to be at such a high level of comprehension such as someone like Russel Brand. Rack off.
[Dramatic Music Plays] Good evening.... *My Little Cookie.*
Special agent pollywog It's good to see you
I’m here with your next mission
It's the only part where celebrities laugh more than Fallon..
Lolol delicious mate, spot on lol
Natalia Portman too
"If they attack ill fight back with a *looks at Jimmy* a knife" the best line ever
"Come here, darling" i wish me & spiders have that kind of relationship but nah
😂
HannaannaH 1998 😂😂
You also have to remember he broke his ankle jumping off a building. he also shot the skydiving scenes a dozen times. so a spider is no biggie for him ;)
I'm not trying to forget anything, just wishing to have a nice and sweet relationship with spiders lol
These comments are so random and I love it 😂
tom cruise trying not to laugh loudly 😂😂😂😂😂
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Iol
“Good evening my little cookie” was too hilarious 🤣
He came up with “doodyhead” real fast 😂
"If they attack I fight back with a knife" It isn't hard to believe, it is Tom Cruise, He sure can do that
The way he said it tho 😂😂😂
He could fight back with just his pinky finger
It's a pity he didn't choose something more kitcheny, like cookie dough or dish brush or pancakes.
*Spider crawls up leg* *Come here darling!* No Tom. Just no. 😂😂 I’m scared shitless of spiders 😂
And he mentioned kissing. Maybe he’s lonely. Must really suck to be rich and famous (not)
id say :FUUUUUUCCKKKK
I died laughing when he just stared at Jimmy like 'what would I shout if a spider is crawling up my leg? why would I shout at all?' and then came up with "come here darling" 😂
Me too
well, he's Tom Cruise. the dude can do anything. he's done a HALO jump, climbed the burge khalifa (probably misspelled that, oh well) acted on zero gravity, knows how-to fly a plane, and a helicopter, and can hold his breath for 6 minutes. Why would he be scared of a little spider?
4:23 *Tom looks like he's about to explode any minute.*
It’s just fun to see people having fun. Laughter is universal
Cruise trying to maintain a straight face while knowing the next ridiculous thing he had to say was priceless
Teacher: Define youth Student: Tom Cruise Teacher: Well Done, full marks for that :)
Lol
Someone in my class actually said that after they watched this.
Vijay Krishnan whattt?
Meowmeow Yoongi your ass... Read more
Give this man an Oscar just for holding his laughter very efficiently.
Jimmy: “What would you say if there is a spider on your leg?” Tom: Come here darling.
I dont care what ppl think of him, tom cruise was and still is handsome af. Timeless handsomeness! And he looks SO good for his age its unbelievable!
Mystiqueivy it must those damn audits.
He is quite high on the hot-crazy scale
He's so handsome
Everybody thinks he is handsome, you're not the only one
Agree
5:05 Tom: "come here darlin" Jimmy: "I understand your reaction" Me: WTFFFFFFFFFF
Mjazz this man has lost his ability to fear
North Wind No, not really lol. It’s one of the most common fears, and even people who LIKE spiders would probably not say “come here darling.”
I'm glad he understands cause I sure don't 😂😂😂
@@nrth_wnd if "come here darling" is a normal reaction to a spider, I don't know what isn't...
It's because of the next line
Love the fact that all throughout the list of words Jimmy was creating, Tom is smiling and grinning and having a great ol time. I do like that man. He seems like the least complicated person - he just likes to laugh and have fun 😋
Tom Cruise was even great in this...I love he couldn't keep a straight face because he usually does such serious movies. It was great to see him laugh.
"poop diddy scoop" 😅🤣
Kai. A. I read it as they said it
Amoya Wright same
Kai. A. It’s so cute
thank you kanye
Scoop diddy poop
"come here darlin" ...three words every woman would really, really like to hear from Tom Cruise!
stephanie horne "every spider-woman" FTFY
that's how he recruits you into scientology
cohletrain you could be right! he comes across as so down-to-earth, i always forget about the fact that he worships the L Ron Hubbard
1:13 "Type of 80's technology" My brain seeing Tom Cruise: "GRUMMAN F-14 TOMCAT!"
Watching Tom Cruise trying not to crack up was even funnier than the actual dialogue. Been watching it on repeat and laughing every time. Bravo!
Eh. I feel like he "tried not to break" on purpose. It seemed forced.
"A verb ending in "ING'" "Running." Of course he says running, it's only the thing he does in every movie ever. 😂😂
Last samurai ........
Uhm no.
flyng, shooting, fighting, killing, riding, yea thats about it
it's not the "only" thing he does.
@@ahmed61299 In The Last Samurai he charges at the American army at the end with the Japanese, running at them, when they all get mown down by the automatic guns.
None of these will beat the one with Benedict Cumberbatch. His was amazing!!!
Jessica Cardoso so true. That one was the best so far. Tom cruise is next to that
Chris Pratt's too hahah
I am gyrating half a millimeter close to the computer
SHAAH HAMEED hahaha
True..
They could make a 100 of these and I would watch every one of them.
I'm German, but Jimmy Fallon is one of the coolest actors out there. All of his appearances with the stars are awesome
Tom has not aged a bit!
Tsetsi thanks to plastic surgery lol, but he still looks good
You're right! He looks like a collection of about 4 cells. He has not aged since before his birth!
Alien, possibly just don't know what those Scientology people have cloned.
Diego87 Damn dude relax it was a joke lol.
Really want to see mission impossible, the guy is a maniac lol doing his own stunts at 53 he's got my respect Scientology aside the guys pretty much a legend in that regard.
“Come here darlin’” was the best line of it all! It’s like tom cruise was calling for me! God im dying
And also in recent mission impossible movie, he said " she's mine". I'm dying too😍
Totally Agree... My 1st comment !!!! ☆☆☆☆☆
IKRRR LMAO im melting help
I love mad libs. They are funny as hell and Tom Cruise in this makes it so much better 🤣🤣
“If they attack, i’ll fight back with a, KNIFE” the look that Tom gave Jimmy always gets me lmaoo
"Verb ending in 'ing..." "Running..." And I can die happy. I can't explain why that brought me joy. But that is the most Tom Cruise answer to a question ever!
Charles Goss Its gis favorite activity
Charles Goss Lol! That's what I said too!
Lol! Me too!!
This made my day so funny Tom trying to keep a straight face and those answers lol and the Running one... so cruise haha 😂😂😂 Good Job Jimmy 😂😂😂
"A verb ending with ing" Tom : RUNNING 🏃🏃🏃 All his action movies are doing RUNNING 😂
1:38 - Tom makes fun of Spiderman
tom cruise is like an alien doing their mediocre impression of how they think humans act
Kyotosomo It’s because he’s a Scientologist who has people under him work as slaves in this cult that they call a “religion”
Because as a star, he is not social like the rest of us. Stars live in their world
Kyotosomo Accurate
👽👽👽
Kyotosomo ii
Jimmy: Something you’d find in the kitchen Me: Knife. Tom: Knife Me: I knew it
Exactly! Knife was the first thing that popped into my head as well!! XD
Same here
DITTO
Me : i knife it
Same
I love how Tom Cruise is trying so hard not to break, he looks like he’s dying.
"What's on this disk ?" Perfectly sounded like Ethan Hunt..
nathan reinald (insert mission impossible theme)
I was actually hoping after Jimmy said, "Your mission..." he would add for fun, "should you choose to accept it."
Who's here after Natalie Portman's "in my butt"
It did indeed trigger my Mad Lib binge.
🖐️
Me
Very funny Natalies one.
Me Too! 😊
6:02 Jimmy Fallon: "Seven photos of Ingrid Bergman who runnin'." LOL 😂
Ben Cumberbund is THA KING of mad lib. His Detective Wowy never gets old!!
5:58 "Whats on this disc?" Tom went into real badass Mission Impossible mode.
Imagine if they got kids to come up with the words and the celebrities actually act it out.
Kid theater
Or they could try this with child actors🤔
Ohhhhh. I want to see that.
I think they already did that 😂
😂😂😂😂
These two together always manage to amaze with their performance... brothers for comedy...👏👏👏👏👏👏👍❤❤
He said "good evening, my little cookie" with such a straight face....I sad because I suck at things like it
"Come here Darling" What a lucky Spidey😂😂
chris tine cuz he was gonna smash it
It made me so happy that Cruise didn't know poopidy scoop were lyrics.
Lew Harper you know he’s friends with Kanye and personally asked him to write the Mission Impossible 3 theme
harvi nothome Mission Impossible 3 soundtrack was by Michael Giacchino. Also it came out 12 years ago so even if he was talking to Kanye back then it doesn’t mean he still is.
tennisdude52278 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_(Kanye_West_song)
Im glad I didnt know lol
me too
4:16 “ good evening my little cookie” 😂
"Come here darlin'!" Absolute gold.
Tom wanted but couldn't control his laughter 😂
Are you like a robot who is learning to identify what people are doing?
"Good evening, my little cookie" Gets me all the time...
i love the small “what” when jimmy said “i understand your reaction” after “come here darling”
tom cruise needs appreciation. i love him so much why people don't do the same?
Because of his religion.
Atlas Rune he left it a long time ago
@You had Me at Shrek and he seemed to have worked on himself a lot
I was at this taping. They both have great chemistry. I’m tired of people harassing Tom over Scientology. No, I don’t participate in that, but I’ve gone to many shows over the years, and he’s the only guest to have gone into the audience to shake hands. He’s a stand up guy and very down to earth. Not to mention hottttt
Veronica C the best people are always the most attacked
He abandoned his daughter because of Scientology ....
All probably true.. AND he's a leading character in a cult that enslaved its "inner core", tortured them and wouldnt let them leave. All based on the onsane ramblings of a depressed sci-fo writer.
Who cares if he’s hot. Read more about him and see how bad this guy actually is in regards to this so called “religion”
Jaden you know he's a "bad" person and you will still click on a video that has he's name on it? Go watch bible story and leave TC alone.
I liked when he accidentally said "I will meet up with the group disguised as myself..." 🤣 That's even better that Huckleberry Finn.
and then he says Jesus. I hope that Scientologists didn't get that.
Mad lib theatre always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so cool. I'm still at the beginning of the video but knowing that Tom Cruise has dyslexia and really had to fight hard to learn how to read as an adult, I'm so happy that he's been able to do what he does. :-)
Tom Cruise needs to do comedy movies. A movie based on Les Grossman would kill at the box office.
Dude's a living legend. So many great movies left to make.
Totes amazing 😉
Les Grossman: Welcome to the Goody Room
He's makes comedy movies... and he's made action movies he's made them both!