just look at that
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The sexual tension between my car going 140 km/h and the neighbors tree is unbearable
This actually made me laugh so hard, but on the off chance you're serious hang in there brother and please do not give up.
@@Ribcut Are you saying he should or shouldn't?💀
hang in there but not too much @@pepepepegavillage4550 💀
@@pepepepegavillage4550 Did he stutter?
@@aroyalduck167😮hahahah
that gun is looking more and more tempting every fvckin day
i swear man
lmao, these girls are borderline personality disorders. its the easiest thing in the world to hook up with them. you just need to look for women engaging in risky or selfharming behavior such a cutting oneself, bingedrinking, high risk sports, and basically hooking up with everyone out there and getting rid of them just as quickly as they have found them
Lol you got a perfect circle pfp. That and your comment reminded me of the song the outsider
Over women? cmon man you're better than that
@@ekuda you know its not that simple at all
The sexual tension between my chin and my Remington Model 870 Fieldmaster is unbearable
cry of fear type shi. but also same
Lmao this comment section is gold
hey guys i guess that's it
@@Teslajanitor that one was brutal. And then the dog shows up to
@@jessestinson9252 I think it was a cat? Eitherway fuck that guy, shouldn't have streamed it, shouldn't have been on the phone with his mom or whatever, should've gotten rid of his cat beforehand, overall shouldn't have done it, what a POS honestly.
Love at first sight is a beautiful thing. Almost as beautiful as me flying through the windshield of my car when I floor it straight into a guardrail.
Yoooo thgasts crazy man!!!
cringe.
i swear
holy shit that caught me off guard lmao
@@DanteLikesRockyour only comments are calling everyone in this comment section losers and asking what's her name, and you bother using the final period but you write completely in lower case, I don't think it's appropriate for you to be calling someone else cringe you're also subscribed to penguinz0
The barrel of the shotgun is giving me a “fuck me look”
Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.
y'all feeling suicidal because u cant get girls, that's pathetic, work on yourself p22y ain't important.
The sexual tension between the noose and my neck
She look at him the way I look at my sawed off mossberg on a sunday night
She’s clearly promiscuous, and is smoking a cigarette! Gain some standards for yourself, man!! Be more responsible with what you want in life.
If you are attractive and a girl is into you, you can get away with saying anything.
How about Poopy caca doodoo poopoo 😂
Ikr he was such an idiot
True
until she takes half.
according to another commenter, she actually didn't like him
the 7th floor apartment window is giving me the “fuck me” look
cringe.
Try the 8th floor, i've read good reviews about it
@@DanteLikesRockthe only cringe person I see is you, who keeps commenting "cringe" on every single comments 😂
@@douchapri638 shut up incel.
@@douchapri638 shutup incel.
This exposed electrical socket would look so much better with a metal utensil in it
yup make sure to wet your hands before doing that! friendly advice 😊
@@maybona😊
Everyone owes Thanos an apology...
Hell no. :-P
>Half assed measures I don't even watch capeshit, but 50% is never enough
Wtf is your username
Only half of us
He was always right
This video is 45 seconds long but it felt like an eternity
Should we gather for Whiskey and Cigars tonight?
lets do it@@awesomenurmzamri5789
never doubt it
Lol fr tho no lie
fr
The force of attraction between my spinal cord and the pointy ass knife in my kitchen is getting stronger everyday
That’s an unconventional way to ropemaxx
Oddly specific
Ow
The unbearable urge climb the highest mountains in the world and come back to this as a changed man is incredibly tempting to me
inkwell's are the most cringe subculture.
Either come back changed or die there, either is fine.
😂 you reminded me of a movie called "7 years in Tibet..."
@@DanteLikesRock Do you mean incels or Inkwells because I was kind of interested what an inkwell would be
@@vigilantgopher9563 yes i do mean incels.
that feeling of "i don't want to end like these type of people" hits hard, ngl
Fr💀
For anyone reading this her name is Jade Anh.
The dude is clearly doing alr
Yeah thank god you ended up as someone doomscrolling on youtube leaving hate comments, thats so much better 😂
@@RarityArchiveversus the current state of burnt out and mentally ill content creators, yeah unironically
This video is super fun and wholesome. I'm gonna go see if my body survives blunt force of concrete at longitudinal speeds
Just remember to wash your hands before it.
Be sure to reach high speeds😊
Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.
Wtf is wrong with all these suicide comments 😂😂
@@rebatemania2936 get off the internet iff u actually think he was being serious 😭
Look at the rizz on that guy "I like boobs" truly learned from the best pick up artists lmao
"Honesty is the best policy" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
why are y’all so mad at bro? so fucking corny lmao the jokes are funny but this shit is just showing off how insecure you are smh grow tf up
@joemanual45 well, according to this clip and y'all whining, it literally is
@@majimasmajimemes1156 vid is edited. Pretty sure the look came first then later they chatted. As in, it's his looks that got the reaction and so he could be honest(bold). Plus she brought up her breasts first. Not like he just spewed out(first words), "I want to spunk on your hefty mammaries" and she was insta f*ck me eyes
he is the chosen one fr
what a terrible day to have internet connection.
😂
Lmaoooo
I selled my wife to have internet connection
Essa frase ecoa pelo espaço 😂
what a nice and wonderful clip! let me check real quick if my toaster is waterproof
Why
@@fish23334 Because wet toast won't taste good.
im bad at english can u guys explain what is toaster and what does he mean
@@nhatminhdang2312bro just google it
he jokes about deleting himself in minecraft @@nhatminhdang2312
Every day the urge to become a comic artist and draw berserk increases
Better yet make a shoujo with those beserk elements you'll be shocked how many fans you'll get.
Heavy regardless lmao
@@uu-kq6mnsold ....wait.... 😮
@@uu-kq6mn I'll keep that in mind
@@uu-kq6mnthere's highschool dxd 😂
I went from being 4 asking 'why do girls have butts on their chests,' to being 20 and asking why I'm not leaving my car running in the garage.
Damn dude.
😂😂 same bro your a great guy tho
u2@@vigilantgopher9563
I hope you're okay but that's the funniest of the comments I've read so far
Dude, you're only 20, it's no big deal. You'll find someone.
Guys, you will not notice if a girl looks at you like this, they don't like to make it too obvious. Maybe you received this look before and just didn't notice. But first of all, love yourself my bros, no one will see value at you if you yourself don't. Stop consuming this kind of content that attacks your self esteem and go live life. Hang out, make friends, be yourself, hit the gym, do what you always wanted to do. You got this, king.
Thanks man 🙏🦍
I just love this meme it’s great. It’s ok, we can all laugh about it.
@@vigilantgopher9563 yeah, i really like it too, but i've seen a lot of guys feeling down because of it.
See, this is the right thing for SURE but I can't help but bandwagon alongside all the people in the comments 🤣 On a real though, Self love and treating yourself like your best friend goes a helluva long way
the content doesnt attack their self esteem. it's not sentient or pervasively condescending. Theyre attacking their own self-esteem. but yeah agree otherwise
The comments are an emotional rollercoaster 💀💀
yes i am so confused ngl can somebody please explain to me why they're all joking about unaliving? So. Confused. 😟
This video has such a diverse community Incels, down bad mfs, suicidals, lookmaxxers, emos, etc
@@BongbongoGen Z is just overall doomed.
@@Bongbongoat least half of those are the same community. Incel/blackpillerz
@@starfruitiger incels being jealous
If I had a dime for every time I got this look, my account balance would reach the US national debt
???
@@Soldfor62centsNegative figures.
lucky my account would make me able to afford a can of pepsi thats half full
@@Soldfor62cents are you dense?
@@anomaly3215 absolutely
I love how the algorithm brought us all here to be lonely and suicidal together.
Can you explain the suicidal comments i honestly don’t get it and want to understand
@@Wilkins325 This video is being recommended to people who are depressed by feelings of loneliness. Only causing them to feel more depressed and lonely.
Well I'm watching this while the girl I screwed 30 mins ago cleans up in the shower and I'm here in the bed resting so speak for yourself (hope u get it though)
@@TWD77710 word
@@TWD77710rope
the sexual tension of my throat and the sharp knife is unbearable
ropemaxxing has never been more appealing than now
real
I walk around with a rope in my hands
Try spritualmaxxing first.
@@cariyaputtano spirituality for your face
Trying to became a full priest, are we? 😏
The sexual tension between me, and skydiving off of the tall building without a parachuting, is feeling real strong today.
That police officer is looking a bit bored today, let me check if his gun is loaded
this kind of look that i never experienced and never will, watching this on youtube is like watching some nature documents
Well, I think he didn't notice this look eighter. So if he didn't saw the clip he is still thinking he never experienced such look
She didn't do anything. She stared at him for a few seconds. You guys are losing it
jeez ya guys are down bad lmao
@@cooliostarstache5474She literally just blows cigarette smoke. People have weird faces when they smoke sometimes. In Germany we have a word for it: Fischmaul.
@@cooliostarstache5474 your body language reading skills are.. actually your character doesn't even have that skill listed on the sheet
That 10 year old bottle of Flintstones vitamin gummys looking pretty tempting
Hope you’re ok. Keep moving forward.
@@rebatemania2936I mean I was joking when I wrote this but I am going through a rough patch right now. Thanks
temptation is rough man but you gotta fight it, don’t succumb to the vitamin gummies
i heard that shit is lit lemme get sum
@@Bl0kymtt yeah here bro
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” -Hubert Farnsworth
"I want to live on this planet more." -Me
more oxygen for me!
@@tappajaav😂
Every second of life is painful with content like this out there
u can't do anything about it mate fr u can only control ur minds at this point, controo it or u end up in psychiatric like me for 8 years
it's ok to overthinking stuff it's normal but don't blame urself so madly everyone is nicer in different ways
Talk to women and touch grass. You'll have a woman give you fuck me eyes eventually and it'll feel amazing. There's no way you don't have redeeming qualities. You should see some of the dudes women crush on lol, especially the ones who're chronically online like you probably are. And this never happens in public
Hey friend. Im not attractive too and as you would guess i never had that kind of look from a women. Its ok , they are people out there who can still see you for who you are and you can create meaningfull memories with them.
Blud is trying his absolute best to string a coherent sentence together with what little English he knows...@@Saki-kk1ky
This video just helped me reach my dream of becoming an air swimmer by doing a head dive from my buildings highest point. Thank you Mr uploader
Man never thought a barrel of a rifle never looked so good
Do it
@@poochoonut5768 Out of all the people here You chose to reply to me
@@officialroxieeclipse11037 fr
@@poochoonut5768 This could be used in a court proceeding if they actually take your advice. Chill
@@officialroxieeclipse11037just do it
What a wholesome clip! Time to see if I can fit a fork into a power socket.
Lemme just screenshot this comment real quick Alrighty that should do it. Bravo good sir 🤣🤣🤣
the trick is to remove to two middle finger of the fork then you can just plug in anytime! great succes
I tried that once. It was worthy, somehow.
@@igodreamer7096HOW ARE YOU STILL ALI… anyway how are you doing?
I just wished that KZhead didn’t remove the dislike button
The “I never had a real relationship with my father” look.
Every day I get the tension to quit the art school to become politican.
Get the tension to learn english
Nah nah do politics later, first quit art school and join the military. THEN go into politics. 😎👍
🇦🇹 👩🎨
You're gonna rewrite maps.
are you an australian?
women after 1 shot of alcohol:
Is this true?
Fr fr
It is true brother
@@legionofgod6691don’t get any ideas bro😂 ur saying this like ur about to become a future felon
ong bro's up to no good @@WiredLain_
The fucking shotgun collecting up dust on my bookshelf:
The sexual tension between my neck and the noose made out of a power cord i have tied around my ceiling fan rn is unbearable
the crazy bliss of knowing im not like any of these people makes me feel better about myself
people in the comments or people in the video?
@@ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCs the video
@@ppl_who_watch_streamers_r_NPCsThat is a very rare question in the youtube comments
No matter how attractive woman is, when I see her with a cigarette, the attractiveness level goes way down (at least for me). Not being sexist or anything, I find men with cigarettes nasty as well, but I am talking from my perspective as a non-smoker guy checking out opposite gender.
When I see women with tattoos, cigarettes and kiss another girl it’s a huge red flag for me. She hit every single red flag in this short video.
@@DSxGoldSilverAye you got a problem with lesbians?
@@macaryl95I'm sure it's not about lesbians, but doing sexual stuff in public.
@@filthyweeb9073 That is the only aspect of such an opinion I can respect...but tattoos? Come on
@@macaryl95i find tattoos unattractive as well, one on the wrist or a small one is ok, but anything else.. nah
The sexual tension between my mouth and the whole skyrim wheel of cheese in my refrigerator
Rising sexual tension between me and rat poison
She cute but she nailed every huge red flag in one video
Bro she was my kind of 'celebrity' crush for couple of years 😭 idk why I do like her but I do very much
Your going to have it rough buddy...good luck
@@spade69who is she?
@@juggerswood my girlfriend
@@juggerswoodasking the real question, Who is she?
I'm actually genuinely confused what I just watched. This feels like a dream where the meaning is incomprehensible, the characters do things that you can't understand, you can't run or throw a punch. ???
yeah, it looks like a drunk version of some anime. i have no idea what this video is about but i love the comment section
Lmao that is just what happens to the top 5% men we won't experience it
@@eloelo6944 I don't want to experience whatever the hell is going on this video
And you don't know who the hell the people are
@@joeschmoe3no i am confused as shit
In celebration of Persona 3 Reload coming out, I’ve decided to attempt to summon my very own Persona.
Record that shii
Dont do that, Friend ❤.
For some reason I'm now feeling extremely jealous of that tyre hanging on that tree outside.
Luffy will become the king of the pirates!!
so true
buggy will be king of the pirates
mihawks solo the whole verse
Cap
Man, now i need some fresh air. Let’s see if that skyscrapers is open!
Man the taste of that cold steel is really refreshing
The best relatable comment section in history of KZhead.
Suddenly I have an itch that only the long barrel of a 12 guage shotgun can scratch.
My 12 gauge shotgun barrel is looking scrumptious tonight!
You know what? This video did actually make me happy, so happy in fact that I'm gonna go test one of my biggest theories of what happens if I drive my bike at full speed while it's snowing
the type of look i've never experienced from opposite sex
You wouldnt know if you did, my girlfriend sometimes tells me that a girl we crossed looked at me an odd way I never even knew which girl she was talking about.
wdym opposite? gym bosses look at you like that?
At least you got that look from your own sex. I didn't even get that
my glock 22 gave me that look
i never will
If I had a nickel every time a girl bit her lip while looking at me... well, I'm Italian and Euro is my currency, so that'd count as one nickel
Good ending
Ahahahah mannaggia a
people feel secure saying what country they're from unlike me 🇮🇶😭
My tube of Sensodyne Pro Enamel is giving me the "I'd be good in a milkshake look"
Those railroad tracks look pretty comfortable. Im just gonna rest for a while
Unfortunately I am too ugly for that kinda of looks.
are u sure?
Considering I am in my 30s and mever had a girl, yeah. Lol, I am basically just another lonely japanese guy like all the others. @@dimitriosdesmos4699
You can improve your looks. It just takes work. Go to gym or do other sports, learn to dress a bit better, find a hairstyle that suits your facial features etc. It's not a Game Over situation for sure. But I can understand how you feel, I'm short and I've never been particularly handsome. But one thing I've noticed is that women treat me differently after I started going to the gym and now that I feel a bit more confident in my own body
@@Huqe only if u are good looking
@@Huqe Nah, for some people its acutally just over
As a fairly attractive guy, while this happens sometimes it's rare and doesn't really mean anything, especially if you're not into casual sex. And women often do it more out of stupidness/drunkness than hornyness, no one does this shit in public otherwise and it's genuinely cringeworthy, hit them with the dead stare. Edit: Jesus fucking Christ, lord FORGIVE ME for saying I might look good. Apparently that's some sort of high crime. I just said that to make a point: no matter how you look, stuff like this is irrelevant. Stop trying to focus on that one bit. Second edit: Really funny that this thread keeps getting action, as I stated in the comments, the fairly attractive part means "just barely above the market line", meaning, as someone who takes the most minimal care on himself to make an effort and look, sound, and smell decently enough to like being around with. I didn't say I was hot, I didn't say I was naturally handsome, I didn't say I was born a fucking star, I did say however that *ANY* man, and for that regard, *ANY* woman can become into their best versions, and rise, at the very least, above the medium line if they did the most inferior effort on improving, both physically and mentally. Thanks to everyone else who's supporting me and others on their journey, I wouldn't consider myself a Gymbro but I believe every man has a duty to himself to see what his body and mind are capable of. Anyways, don't chase women, love one, don't go looking for approval, earn it and stop taking KZhead comments so seriously, nothing less attractive than a manchild.
“As a fairly attractive guy”😂😂😂
"As a fairly attractive guy 🤓🤓🤓🤓"
@@qlewiazebi I go to the gym regularly, train In muay thai, take care of the way I dress, groom myself, have good genetics and I'm quite funny to be around. I'm just being honest. Any man can be attractive btw, but most men don't realize .
@@Lord_of_all_basedThis is like the only positive comment I’ve seen. What part of youtube did I end up in that people are commenting about offing themselves?
@@Lord_of_all_basedyou realise that it's not for you to decide what other people think about you right? And you also realise how egoistic it is to tell others what they should think about you right? Empty vessels make more noise.
This was excruciating. I’d rather owe money to the mafia.
The sexual tension between me and the earth when I'm standing on top of a skyscraper
She fell for his personality
Until she no longer likes him.
looks = personality
@@JoblessJoshua You literally just cleared a decade years old debate on whether look matters more or the personality in a single fckin line and it's perfect.
@@ManOfCinema-you re not very bright are you?
@@Chaos779 What about you
hold on, lemme check for fall damage...
I was looking for a Metal Hellsinger ost to sleep to and this is what I found...
Proverbs 31:3 Do not spend your strength on women, your vigor on those who ruin kings. 👑
Proverbs 94:8 Stop with this bs and go talk to women. Friendship with them can help you understand them more to take them out on dates
@@Dave_of_Mordor I think you got the completely wrong idea man. I'm married lol. What I was saying is don't beat yourself up if you're not having luck. It's not the end of the world... There are bigger priorities in life. Just gotta be patient.
My shotgun looking more and more appealing to use against my phone rn
shotgun looks to good tonight idk why
i've never vibed so hard with a comment section, i can't stop laughing lmfao
She really said: 👀 🫦
"We can't expect God to do all the work"
didn't expected to see a new vegas reference here lmao
To forgive them is up to Him but to send them to Him is up to me
@@JoeGamer500 Bro you just saved the comment section, thank you for that
This videos makes a woodchipper look like a pool and i cud go for a swim rn😅
The comment section is what keeps us alive
Unlike the commenters themselves 😂
they are dead with their guns and fork in their basement sockets@@tide7107
Maybe the real suicide was the comments we read along the way
@@vigilantgopher9563I hope so.Because they were a really good people who didn't handle such depravity.
Very Ironic😉
The face i make to my shotgun barrel
her name is Jayde Ahn for anyone interested
King 👑
She looks like my wife.
@@dariusburkeofficial pics of your wife or fake
The comment section 💀
I didn't know this was r/blackpill 😂
bunch of terminally online losers.
@@DanteLikesRocklife was good when i wasn't terminally online
@@smarkbustersstink3471 yeah man, you'll notice 99% of your problems will disappear if you log off and go outside, talk to real people.
This guy 20 years later: "wait a minute"
She only did it because she had a camera in front of her, no one acts like that when they like someone
Cope
@ juanala3 Spoken like someone that has NEVER been wanted by a woman. 😂
@@domanskikid sure
@juanala3 don't listen to them bro. These dudes are getting smashed and dashed by women.
@@juanala3 i copied this comment -> She later revealed she didnt like him and actually was uncomfortable Her 'lip bite' is just how smokers blow out the smoke to the side ...lol
I’ve notice this look from girls, but she was drunk as hell and so was I. Never happens sober.
i made a harness made of copper that directly plugs straight into mains, let see how well it works
Handsome fella will get the girl with no effort
What a beautiful wholesome video! I’m gonna go replenish my thirst with some refreshing bleach now!
Add a squeeze of lemon and you’ll be in tip top hydration, until you’re dehydrated and dead.
0:24 her friend realized too 😅
*I'll never understand the sea of süîçïdäl comments on a video like this.*
I genuinely feel bad for some of the people on here self deprecating humor can be funny but this is way too sad, Hope you guys can find some comrades who’ve shared similar experiences, there are communities in every city if your willing to get organized, please keep in mind Isolation is caused by exploitation it’s not your struggle alone.
kzhead.info/sun/Y82BopmsgZqKmnk/bejne.htmlsi=yhJQfyUE9nJoZdf1
what even happened, this video was in my reccs and everyone's acting like they just got cancelled or something, who are they what the FUCK is going on???
im equally confused@@maliciouslyContent
Confused too
@@maliciouslyContent It’s basically just them being so lonely from watching a guy get a girl with “do me” eyes that they turn this comment section into a bunch of self-deprecating humor
friendly reminder: you will never experience something like this in your entire life
You also missed out on teen age love
All I needed to do was tell her about my Nicktoons Vol 1,2,3 dvd collection
It's ok boys maybe reincarnation is real and we'll be players instead of spectators in our next lives😅
Or we'll be warthogs getting ripped apart by Lions.
just looksmax bro, start mewing, lift, get a decent cut, change ur style, get a skincare routine, never too late 🫡
@@hellamurder "start mewing" do you guys just never have your tongue at the roof of your mouth btw? Coz that's literally resting position for me.
@@hellamurderthank you bro, i did all this and used tactical soap and im now an slayER Never get up 💪
@@user-wh2ei8qm6sbe optimistic perhaps you will be the one ripping warthogs apart
How to recognize a bad person:
you wish you could have her
@@shiramaro fortunately I have moral standards
with 69 STDs, hell no@@shiramaro
@@kuszynier cope
@@shiramaro keep cooming
Dude: literally ooga booga Girl dripping: you're so funny, I love your personailty.
but that bro was not a supermodel he's 7.5/10 or 8 isn't what would you rate?
@@Shumail.ahmed. yep but he got the Just Be Whte and Height cards, and she's wasted so he easily pushes the threshold.
I am indian brownie and 5'8 and facially shit , so I got no chance, but hamza ahmed is an exception@@cariyaputta
the longest 44 seconds of my life
Bro realising after 5 years: 👁️👄👁️
This clip warms my heart ❤️ Time to get out to the highway and see which car doesn’t has ABS
Well that was something. I'm just gonna stick my head in a pool and take a real deep breath real quick.
Did you want me to grab you a toaster? Am I too late
What's funny is the real context was she was getting annoyed at this guy and wanted him to leave.
Looking at a guy crotch will make him leave faster
lmao she only said that after the clip become popular and everyone was joking about her giving them "fuck me eyes" to that dude
@@NickTovAok
@@NickTovA What's her name?
@@NickTovADude if she was all over him she wouldn't be leaning away like that from him.
That gun lookin mighty fine today
I have never seen a comments section this suicidal before 😅
Whats wrong with the mfs in the comments?
Idk bro, it's like an incel pity party. Shits mad weird
Betas and insells that live on the internet
Some of these mfs act like they haven’t their rooms since 2007
@@shmixedNshmoovedthat's not gonna help them
Thought the video was funny since the guy doesn't even notice or give a crap and is focused on the camera instead. But then I saw the comments, now I'm confused.
The amount of doomposting is astonishing
The romantic tension between the 45 and the roof of my mouth rn is unbearable