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I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

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2024 ж. 17 Мам.
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Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place, and its esoteric laws are among the most ridiculous things about the place. From it being illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously, to the threat of having your head chopped off for wearing a suit of armour in Parliament, VICE's Oobah Butler sees if anyone takes any of these laws seriously by trying to break as many as he can-in front of policemen.
00:00 Intro
00:50 "Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances"
01:35 "Gambling in a Library"
02:37 "Statue forbidding bearing of armour"
03:34 "Shaking a rug in public after 8 am"
04:05 "Singing obscene ballads in public"
05:12 "Knocking on a door and running away"
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  • ¿Quieres ver el video en español? Haz clic en el botón de configuración para cambiar la pista de audio. Want to watch this in Spanish? Head over to the settings button to change the audio track.

    @VICE@VICE7 ай бұрын

    • Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües

      @aimaryuman@aimaryuman7 ай бұрын

    • la traduccion es horrible

      @barcotote8319@barcotote83197 ай бұрын

    • pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible

      @andresfelipegarciapedreros3410@andresfelipegarciapedreros34107 ай бұрын

    • It's awful.

      @dvlprlat@dvlprlat7 ай бұрын

    • I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio! That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨

      @kermitelmuppetancio@kermitelmuppetancio6 ай бұрын

  • Her: I like bad boys This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*

    @maybenotyt8353@maybenotyt83534 жыл бұрын

    • MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh

      @thesmellofpizza@thesmellofpizza4 жыл бұрын

    • Jaco 😂😂

      @maybenotyt8353@maybenotyt83534 жыл бұрын

    • Funniest joke ever!!!

      @anonymousshitposter1743@anonymousshitposter17434 жыл бұрын

    • @@africanlipplateandbonenose3223 lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.

      @eliezerrabbinowitz4180@eliezerrabbinowitz41804 жыл бұрын

    • @Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella

      @1985_Honda_CRX_Si@1985_Honda_CRX_Si4 жыл бұрын

  • “I killed 56 children and burned a dog adoption center. You?” “I walked without socks close to the queen” “By the gods”

    @soggysocks9650@soggysocks96503 жыл бұрын

    • *backs away*

      @Vowagey@Vowagey3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Vowagey *break out of jail just to get away*

      @soggysocks9650@soggysocks96503 жыл бұрын

    • There’s a psychopath on the loose Look up “Straight outta Cyrodiil” it’s what I’m referencing

      @karshmellow3021@karshmellow30213 жыл бұрын

    • Im a pretty boy

      @Shadow_1923@Shadow_19233 жыл бұрын

    • @@Shadow_1923 yes you are

      @soggysocks9650@soggysocks96503 жыл бұрын

  • i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”

    @ComicalWhispers@ComicalWhispers Жыл бұрын

    • No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.

      @patrykochmanski6156@patrykochmanski6156 Жыл бұрын

    • He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws

      @freya9056@freya9056 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaooo

      @candyclouds5171@candyclouds5171 Жыл бұрын

    • Right?!

      @TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu@TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu Жыл бұрын

    • The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!

      @guaranteedtopwn@guaranteedtopwn Жыл бұрын

  • “He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY

    @dylanSkye@dylanSkye Жыл бұрын

    • Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling

      @jacobgoodstone7572@jacobgoodstone757210 ай бұрын

    • You don't see that everyday

      @maxwellquipey1@maxwellquipey128 күн бұрын

  • Police: thats illegal British dude: this is for a kids show Police: understandable have a great day

    @zydg7787@zydg77873 жыл бұрын

    • British police at its finest

      @erinssmelly1@erinssmelly13 жыл бұрын

    • Some man: kills font of the police. British police: that would be a $50 fine

      @kingmegaburgesss2626@kingmegaburgesss26263 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingmegaburgesss2626 Some man: We're filming a kids show British police: Understandable, have a great day!

      @ever-fh4qf@ever-fh4qf3 жыл бұрын

    • Great comment...

      @DragonAurora@DragonAurora3 жыл бұрын

    • American:360 no scoped to the head

      @milliehyland364@milliehyland3643 жыл бұрын

  • The worst criminal in England's History

    @daveb3291@daveb32914 жыл бұрын

    • Best*

      @bigounce2471@bigounce24714 жыл бұрын

    • jack the ripper is rolling in his grave right now

      @abbie1521@abbie15214 жыл бұрын

    • Claire baldings look a like

      @Lucas-pw3sn@Lucas-pw3sn4 жыл бұрын

    • Dave B but you have heard of him

      @KKovacsUSN@KKovacsUSN4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, worst since after Australia was discovered

      @MrSchplingle79@MrSchplingle794 жыл бұрын

  • “Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ” “Oh definitely” 😂😂😂

    @colson3773@colson3773 Жыл бұрын

    • Sus 😳

      @kaito7132@kaito7132 Жыл бұрын

    • Best salesman ever

      @user-mc4st7tc3r@user-mc4st7tc3r7 ай бұрын

  • -How did you end up in prison? -_I handled a salmon suspiciously_ -_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_

    @notevensara@notevensara Жыл бұрын

  • *Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*

    @elijahbuettel5107@elijahbuettel51073 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated

      @bamboozled4@bamboozled43 жыл бұрын

    • Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.

      @boltowl625@boltowl6253 жыл бұрын

    • Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.

      @GATOtyger@GATOtyger3 жыл бұрын

    • @@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away

      @NuhUh......@NuhUh......3 жыл бұрын

    • “Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”

      @runawaygemm5397@runawaygemm53973 жыл бұрын

  • Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public

    @noflockin8519@noflockin85193 жыл бұрын

    • *inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*

      @bombah5045@bombah50453 жыл бұрын

    • Shh

      @cashtonb5705@cashtonb57053 жыл бұрын

    • Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public

      @henryphilippeaux3566@henryphilippeaux35663 жыл бұрын

    • Inmates:what a brave man

      @random..2803@random..28033 жыл бұрын

    • Inmate: suspiciously? Him: yeah Inmate: you monster!

      @jayripley2948@jayripley29483 жыл бұрын

  • I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣

    @chickennugents4738@chickennugents4738 Жыл бұрын

    • How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.

      @ShuviTupya@ShuviTupya26 күн бұрын

  • I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean

    @a_921@a_92111 ай бұрын

  • "Is this like an anti Establishment thing?" Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.

    @theiveyed8677@theiveyed86774 жыл бұрын

    • Little does all cops know

      @MartintheTinman@MartintheTinman4 жыл бұрын

    • TheIVEyed **police

      @elixirnunchux6225@elixirnunchux62254 жыл бұрын

    • 👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

      @mlw237@mlw2374 жыл бұрын

    • That shit actually made me laugh.

      @themindset4164@themindset41644 жыл бұрын

    • This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"

      @Todsor@Todsor4 жыл бұрын

  • On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all

    @fiona6562@fiona65624 жыл бұрын

    • F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol

      @Joseph_yy@Joseph_yy4 жыл бұрын

    • alhie

      @js-6811@js-68114 жыл бұрын

    • F i o n a for real, he’s not bad

      @okthen3397@okthen33974 жыл бұрын

    • Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!

      @sophia-vb8zw@sophia-vb8zw4 жыл бұрын

    • F i o n a It You ugly

      @kneaks@kneaks4 жыл бұрын

  • In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂 Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!

    @Kalfu1987@Kalfu1987 Жыл бұрын

    • I call it Ding Dong Ditching

      @orionic3348@orionic3348 Жыл бұрын

    • We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up

      @buakawfan333@buakawfan333 Жыл бұрын

    • In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'

      @shuenshuen@shuenshuen Жыл бұрын

    • @@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe

      @shuenshuen@shuenshuen Жыл бұрын

    • @@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.

      @buakawfan333@buakawfan333 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.

    @007spudmanSpudsArmy@007spudmanSpudsArmy Жыл бұрын

  • "Why are you wearing a suit of armor" "Because it's illegal, punishable by decapitation."

    @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe2 жыл бұрын

    • That's what he should've said

      @joeysung311@joeysung3112 жыл бұрын

    • I'm so sad he didn't say that! Isn't lying to an officer an offence? 😂

      @craftydemon529@craftydemon5292 жыл бұрын

    • "Oh it is? Come here" *grabs axe*

      @jerrymcbride5589@jerrymcbride55892 жыл бұрын

    • I wonder if he'd actually been decapitated if he didn't wear plastic.

      @satyakisil9711@satyakisil97112 жыл бұрын

    • @@craftydemon529 yeah…a real one 🤦🏾‍♀️

      @kita4741@kita47412 жыл бұрын

  • No one: Random man with a megaphone: *THERE'S A MAN WITH A FISH*

    @ryn8613@ryn86134 жыл бұрын

    • That guy with the megaphone was an asshole.

      @CarpetHater@CarpetHater4 жыл бұрын

    • thats danny he has a youtube channel

      @MrAlphadog2012@MrAlphadog20124 жыл бұрын

    • @@CarpetHater I just wanna know why he had a megaphone 😂

      @ryn8613@ryn86134 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrAlphadog2012 megaphone guy?

      @ryn8613@ryn86134 жыл бұрын

    • @@ryn8613 kzhead.info/tools/gu1RDj7c3wVyEj3W6AHEGw.html

      @MrAlphadog2012@MrAlphadog20124 жыл бұрын

  • most politest law breaking I have ever seen

    @Sam-mh4mc@Sam-mh4mc9 ай бұрын

  • In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.

    @DB-lz7hp@DB-lz7hp6 ай бұрын

  • guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"

    @koenigkorczak@koenigkorczak4 жыл бұрын

    • He knowsss

      @bobthebuilder1360@bobthebuilder13604 жыл бұрын

    • The police man has hind sight 😮

      @breakmystupidniconicokneec3353@breakmystupidniconicokneec33534 жыл бұрын

    • Did the policeman have an issue with you filming...?

      @tanyano9@tanyano94 жыл бұрын

    • That copper knows his shit!

      @sandrajones8245@sandrajones82454 жыл бұрын

    • Antidestablishmentaranism

      @zForce4@zForce44 жыл бұрын

  • Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"

    @sloideh@sloideh3 жыл бұрын

    • thy cannoth recieve such bullshith

      @cerridianempire1653@cerridianempire16533 жыл бұрын

    • Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.

      @bilo9062@bilo90623 жыл бұрын

    • I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife

      @paperbagboi3185@paperbagboi31853 жыл бұрын

    • I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.

      @kabal6331@kabal63313 жыл бұрын

    • quite roight mate

      @julisity6640@julisity66403 жыл бұрын

  • "not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was

    @kittara8@kittara86 ай бұрын

  • 2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.

    @mimzywimzy790@mimzywimzy790 Жыл бұрын

  • “What are you in for?” “I handled a salmon suspiciously.”

    @helenarole589@helenarole5893 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top

      @Chazza_1201@Chazza_12013 жыл бұрын

    • Prison Mate: *(backs up)*

      @despxir7897@despxir78973 жыл бұрын

    • Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD

      @therockdwarfmockdwarf1476@therockdwarfmockdwarf14763 жыл бұрын

    • (The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)

      @imthekels6345@imthekels63453 жыл бұрын

    • "Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"

      @brnhmorrhage@brnhmorrhage3 жыл бұрын

  • No one: *Draco malfoy's rebel phase:*

    @venus-jv8hc@venus-jv8hc3 жыл бұрын

    • *intense wheezing*

      @oniichan._.@oniichan._.3 жыл бұрын

    • You got me

      @xnimoeee8410@xnimoeee84103 жыл бұрын

    • That’s not his rebel phase, that’s just him muggle baiting again.

      @hanksadmireraynrandismyfav9853@hanksadmireraynrandismyfav98533 жыл бұрын

    • He was born rebel.

      @Mushroom_moon_stirfry@Mushroom_moon_stirfry3 жыл бұрын

    • "These filthy muggles really think they can try to throw me in jail for holding my precious salmon fish? My father will hear about this!" *Draco then proceeds to bite down on his green apple, furiously.*

      @FizzyGacha@FizzyGacha3 жыл бұрын

  • The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂

    @BladeCross@BladeCross11 ай бұрын

  • I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!

    @amberfryer9709@amberfryer9709 Жыл бұрын

  • *"HE DID WHAT???"* "HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"* *"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*

    @C.C.369@C.C.3693 жыл бұрын

    • The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.

      @calebclark1821@calebclark18213 жыл бұрын

    • I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant

      @MrCh0o@MrCh0o3 жыл бұрын

    • I read it in an accent of an angry british government official

      @namanaggarwal1957@namanaggarwal19573 жыл бұрын

    • That's rough. That's double rough.

      @josephstevens5489@josephstevens54893 жыл бұрын

    • @@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂

      @darrenhatfield4578@darrenhatfield45783 жыл бұрын

  • "Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless." THAT'S SO BRITISH

    @miaouew@miaouew3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean no

      @Chinawanka@Chinawanka3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes

      @jp9707@jp97073 жыл бұрын

    • @@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so

      @OswaldM_14@OswaldM_143 жыл бұрын

    • @9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not

      @lattecreamsoda@lattecreamsoda3 жыл бұрын

    • deep-fried frog

      @cutiebunnyamber3447@cutiebunnyamber34473 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.

    @naludragneel5371@naludragneel5371 Жыл бұрын

  • How is no one talking about how BRAVE this man actually is 😭 like for real. Balls of steel

    @lilmama8718@lilmama8718 Жыл бұрын

  • Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.

    @shooby9496@shooby94963 жыл бұрын

    • This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this

      @xleage@xleage3 жыл бұрын

    • Man of the year

      @infeksiketawa@infeksiketawa3 жыл бұрын

    • He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail

      @arcsoned1112@arcsoned11123 жыл бұрын

    • Yes thats relly gangster

      @simonolsson9706@simonolsson97063 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣

      @warrior2874@warrior28743 жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: *holds a salmon suspiciously* Police: Bloody hell mate.

    @oryctolaguscuniculus6266@oryctolaguscuniculus62665 жыл бұрын

    • Im dead lmaoooooo

      @marquisgomez9390@marquisgomez93905 жыл бұрын

    • I can hear the accent

      @pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331@pongsatonrattanapriyanuch73315 жыл бұрын

    • I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice Gordon* dumb autocorrect

      @alexh1131@alexh11315 жыл бұрын

    • @BRADMASTER woosh

      @averywow@averywow5 жыл бұрын

    • BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment

      @lurongc2169@lurongc21695 жыл бұрын

  • "do i look suspicious" "No you look interesting"

    @thecoolestdaniel4554@thecoolestdaniel45546 ай бұрын

  • Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together

    @Marlou622@Marlou622 Жыл бұрын

  • *Plot twist: Several snipers have been scoping him and camera guys*

    @desgreyskry8792@desgreyskry87924 жыл бұрын

    • They just had low fps and high ping, their shots missed

      @onejaw9616@onejaw96164 жыл бұрын

    • Man on horseback cuts his head off for wearing armor

      @aysaqchaudhry6054@aysaqchaudhry60544 жыл бұрын

    • Smh they should’ve used aimbot

      @lilfoot4837@lilfoot48374 жыл бұрын

    • @@lilfoot4837 The Knight's have been VAC banned.

      @flying_Night_slasher@flying_Night_slasher4 жыл бұрын

    • Like "Sir, should I take the shot?"

      @raijinarthur1143@raijinarthur11434 жыл бұрын

  • If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man

    @savantpeen1567@savantpeen15673 жыл бұрын

    • bounty: 90000 million coins

      @adeelqadir6517@adeelqadir65173 жыл бұрын

    • Or whatever the currency was at the midievals

      @adeelqadir6517@adeelqadir65173 жыл бұрын

    • El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born

      @kingcartierjs7022@kingcartierjs70223 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingcartierjs7022 i agree

      @adeelqadir6517@adeelqadir65173 жыл бұрын

    • But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.

      @lightstorm3256@lightstorm32563 жыл бұрын

  • the police's laugh at the end got me🤣

    @tranquocviet5348@tranquocviet53489 ай бұрын

  • "I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?" " _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "

    @shnerped3549@shnerped35493 жыл бұрын

    • *backs away*

      @maddie262@maddie2623 жыл бұрын

    • *looks at the officer on patrol*

      @flamingblood8447@flamingblood84473 жыл бұрын

    • @@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"

      @noahanders7605@noahanders76053 жыл бұрын

    • @@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩 Officer: runs away cutely

      @softserve7623@softserve76233 жыл бұрын

    • @@softserve7623 you ruined the joke

      @nekow9684@nekow96843 жыл бұрын

  • He was later sent to a jail in Australia.

    @Just_another_turtle@Just_another_turtle3 жыл бұрын

    • Do people actually get tricked by your username?

      @raynaldo529@raynaldo5293 жыл бұрын

    • @@raynaldo529 ya somethimes

      @pineapplepizzadrip7587@pineapplepizzadrip75873 жыл бұрын

    • Y’a by mine too sometimes lmao

      @A_couple_of_cakepies@A_couple_of_cakepies3 жыл бұрын

    • You are everywhere bruh

      @someoneontheinternet7027@someoneontheinternet70273 жыл бұрын

    • @@someoneontheinternet7027 *they* are everywhere

      @thestanley2692@thestanley26923 жыл бұрын

  • Guy - Ding dong ditches the prime ministers house Cop - ☺️

    @TheWholeGrainBread_Real@TheWholeGrainBread_Real8 ай бұрын

  • I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol

    @madman2u@madman2u Жыл бұрын

  • Inmate: What are you in for? Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.

    @abieyuwa6226@abieyuwa62265 жыл бұрын

    • *Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*

      @jazzyangelflower3344@jazzyangelflower33445 жыл бұрын

    • Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up: "That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"

      @jafeth8229@jafeth82295 жыл бұрын

    • I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.

      @sageseeker9197@sageseeker91975 жыл бұрын

    • I wore a double ruff!

      @harrowingseer@harrowingseer5 жыл бұрын

    • Inmate: What are you in for? Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence

      @jimboslim8379@jimboslim83794 жыл бұрын

  • Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?" Nailed it.

    @koala83r72@koala83r722 жыл бұрын

    • I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...

      @refsmithy@refsmithy2 жыл бұрын

    • @@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons. They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.

      @thelonelyarrikirri4575@thelonelyarrikirri45752 жыл бұрын

    • @@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement

      @ArgoInfoBroker@ArgoInfoBroker2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol vice is centered around anti establishment

      @ariefbudi427@ariefbudi4272 жыл бұрын

    • @@ariefbudi427 You sure about that, buddy?

      @UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg2 жыл бұрын

  • In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick. However other laws have negated that law today.

    @rasmus1600@rasmus1600 Жыл бұрын

  • Now imagine that he did not search carefully and some of these laws can still be in force 🥶

    @andreizelchenko934@andreizelchenko934 Жыл бұрын

    • They all are still in force

      @xciimani7513@xciimani7513 Жыл бұрын

  • For what are ya here in jail? I was lookin suspicious with a salmon. Huh, pretty tough.

    @malterichter6821@malterichter68214 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao😂

      @garlic3961@garlic39614 жыл бұрын

    • Me too man

      @ThemChosenGamers@ThemChosenGamers4 жыл бұрын

    • And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......

      @annemariefleming@annemariefleming4 жыл бұрын

    • Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.

      @justamanofculture12@justamanofculture124 жыл бұрын

    • "How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."

      @Anthony_Marquis@Anthony_Marquis4 жыл бұрын

  • *in jail* inmates : so what crime have you done dude? vice : I wAlKeD wItH SaLmoN

    @subliminallytrying4046@subliminallytrying40465 жыл бұрын

    • Suspiciously

      @mattreyes4803@mattreyes48035 жыл бұрын

    • pff.. I gambled in a library.

      @MatthewHodges@MatthewHodges5 жыл бұрын

    • That would go nice with a family guy meme if you know which I'm talking about :y

      @darthrincus@darthrincus5 жыл бұрын

    • That edit was painful

      @congaming98@congaming985 жыл бұрын

    • I sang a ballade to Tony Blair

      @peterrabbitn787@peterrabbitn7875 жыл бұрын

  • kid: can we get boris johnson Mum: we already have boris johnson at home boris johnson at home 1:41

    @USSBR161@USSBR161 Жыл бұрын

  • This is a great material:)

    @yehoriliushchenko4401@yehoriliushchenko44018 ай бұрын

  • Her : "I only date bad boys: Him : "Hold my Salmon"

    @skyviewbysoham4929@skyviewbysoham49293 жыл бұрын

    • Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon

      @fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107@fellowstanhunterlieutenant81073 жыл бұрын

    • Him: "..suspiciously"

      @Onio_@Onio_3 жыл бұрын

    • Dats kinda sus bruv

      @justdob8652@justdob86523 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/nKh_odacenWXZqc/bejne.html

      @MBBS875@MBBS8753 жыл бұрын

    • No thanks man you hold it yourself

      @edgemaxxer1573@edgemaxxer15733 жыл бұрын

  • *Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught* this guy: Hold my salmon

    @owynpakkala2834@owynpakkala28344 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @thoseyoutubekids8120@thoseyoutubekids81204 жыл бұрын

    • I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

      @neuktrelgamer7584@neuktrelgamer75844 жыл бұрын

    • Wanted to upvote but 666likes

      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542@loremipsumdolorsitamet95424 жыл бұрын

    • zbigniew pączek 😂

      @nebulaburstplayz5375@nebulaburstplayz53754 жыл бұрын

    • Hold ur unoriginal comment

      @josephstalin9491@josephstalin94914 жыл бұрын

  • The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭

    @justsomeguywithoutashirt7535@justsomeguywithoutashirt7535 Жыл бұрын

  • I saw the title of the video and thought it's a Max Fish video. Awesome video dude!

    @CoKanal@CoKanal Жыл бұрын

  • 1:27 Guy with megaphone: There is a man walking around with fish Guy with fish: *+5 suspicion points*

    @_wowzaimshook_9368@_wowzaimshook_93685 жыл бұрын

    • Microphone? A megaphone, mate. :)

      @Communist-Doge@Communist-Doge5 жыл бұрын

    • megaphone = atleast +50 suspicion, just jump in a haybale.

      @marce4241@marce42415 жыл бұрын

    • Suspicion level: 100

      @yajairanoriega3219@yajairanoriega32195 жыл бұрын

    • What game is this a reference to

      @swocks4085@swocks40855 жыл бұрын

    • @@swocks4085 runescape

      @marce4241@marce42415 жыл бұрын

  • Her: I like bad boys who break the Law Me: Suspiciously carrying a salmon around

    @tatsuxcix@tatsuxcix5 жыл бұрын

    • U copied this

      @kiethlivingston5458@kiethlivingston54585 жыл бұрын

    • Kieth Livingston r/whoooosh

      @zagreus6211@zagreus62115 жыл бұрын

    • @@zagreus6211 whoosh whoosh

      @Nannowatts19482@Nannowatts194825 жыл бұрын

    • Stolen comment

      @ravirobbyparmar@ravirobbyparmar5 жыл бұрын

    • Unoriginal 👏👏👏

      @blueberrytae@blueberrytae5 жыл бұрын

  • such a cool dude for saying yes to playing blackjack suspiciously

    @Sam-mh4mc@Sam-mh4mc9 ай бұрын

  • The best part is no one thinks it is odd enough. Just asking questions politely no judgement just questions.

    @GwynPasterchek@GwynPasterchek Жыл бұрын

  • "It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man

    @NotBadJefferBoat@NotBadJefferBoat2 жыл бұрын

    • sums us up quite well

      @smokeyquartz7@smokeyquartz72 жыл бұрын

    • @Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish

      @supernova582@supernova5822 жыл бұрын

    • Just the usual

      @gracepolwart4053@gracepolwart40532 жыл бұрын

    • But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?

      @mariangelab9755@mariangelab97552 жыл бұрын

    • @@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔

      @smokeyquartz7@smokeyquartz72 жыл бұрын

  • "I love bad boys" I broke a law "Really? What did you do?" I shook a dirty rug in public after 8 am

    @hyeyyul5944@hyeyyul59443 жыл бұрын

    • And handled a salmon suspiciously

      @fisken1@fisken13 жыл бұрын

    • “Damn..that’s hot- you are so naughty!”

      @N3PTUNE8008@N3PTUNE80083 жыл бұрын

    • *Without wearing socks.*

      @Justme-jp8ih@Justme-jp8ih2 жыл бұрын

    • "… Is that supposed to be a sexual euphemism?"

      @KnarfStein@KnarfStein2 жыл бұрын

    • Sock-less

      @Fiberglass_Insulation@Fiberglass_Insulation2 жыл бұрын

  • love love love it when you knocked on the door and run off and the copper behind you was laughing.....ahhhhhhhh gold

    @hemotukatipa2159@hemotukatipa2159 Жыл бұрын

  • That was really great! Entertaining and the dude who looks like Malfoy really does a good job!

    @voicetube@voicetube10 ай бұрын

  • Inmate: I killed a man and you? Me: I carried a salmon suspiciuosly Inmate: *sits farther*

    @marsy5939@marsy59395 жыл бұрын

    • I appreciate the correct usage of farther.

      @sbp4215@sbp42154 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAHA

      @redouan753@redouan7534 жыл бұрын

    • HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA

      @bob9644@bob96444 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      @theman7735@theman77354 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      @mirwaiz9619@mirwaiz96194 жыл бұрын

  • *Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon* A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"

    @pwopyt3811@pwopyt38112 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂

      @kayleighjohnstone7917@kayleighjohnstone79172 жыл бұрын

    • Why would it?

      @dOVERanalyst@dOVERanalyst2 жыл бұрын

    • Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon

      @williambarraclough8712@williambarraclough87122 жыл бұрын

    • Bri'ish *

      @aleksababic3730@aleksababic37302 жыл бұрын

    • @@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny

      @KristinaVukovic1@KristinaVukovic12 жыл бұрын

  • Guy: *breaking laws The police: lol

    @paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson Жыл бұрын

  • Something needs to be done with this criminal!!!

    @rickyball5165@rickyball51658 ай бұрын

  • *Knocks on former prime minister's door then runs away* Police officer : *confused policeman noises*

    @kitkatboard@kitkatboard4 жыл бұрын

    • Suzette C. 10 downing street is the address of the current prime minister. It is the equivalent of the white house in the US. But here you can knock on the door and run away

      @furkan3945@furkan39454 жыл бұрын

    • @@furkan3945 Oh, so I misheard when he said that

      @kitkatboard@kitkatboard4 жыл бұрын

    • 400th like

      @MASTEROFEVIL@MASTEROFEVIL4 жыл бұрын

    • @@furkan3945 It's likely he went to a lookalike building nearby. That's where alot of journalists to filming if they haven't obtained permission to go inside of Downing Street.

      @ronniebon7163@ronniebon71634 жыл бұрын

    • policeman *farts*

      @niklas4338@niklas43384 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.

    @lawlicht8092@lawlicht80923 жыл бұрын

    • Bloody hell😂😂😂

      @marian6542@marian65423 жыл бұрын

    • Bloody L

      @gosane@gosane3 жыл бұрын

    • bloodey el

      @kingdomofprussia9749@kingdomofprussia97493 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂

      @marian6542@marian65423 жыл бұрын

    • Helly blood

      @theace247@theace2473 жыл бұрын

  • The chance of being arrested for handling a fish is low BUT NEVER ZERO

    @soulless_jake540@soulless_jake540Ай бұрын

  • This is comedy genius man 😂❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏

    @Holismleith@Holismleith8 ай бұрын

  • The queen looking at the window be like: Aye yo fam, is that allowed?

    @dodoubleg69@dodoubleg693 жыл бұрын

    • My bad, I was just filming a video for kids ©

      @artanglin2763@artanglin27633 жыл бұрын

    • She was there when they wrote those laws lol

      @enderw.1724@enderw.17243 жыл бұрын

    • I almost shat laughing at this

      @Dungeon_Nymph0102@Dungeon_Nymph01023 жыл бұрын

    • She probably made The laws

      @jimmyandersson5135@jimmyandersson51353 жыл бұрын

    • @@jimmyandersson5135 I don't think she did. She is not that ancient.

      @artanglin2763@artanglin27633 жыл бұрын

  • Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences

    @ParksandPosh@ParksandPosh2 жыл бұрын

    • Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.

      @RogueSeraph@RogueSeraph2 жыл бұрын

    • @@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading

      @letthelivingbefull112@letthelivingbefull1122 жыл бұрын

    • Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised

      @mallardofmodernia8092@mallardofmodernia80922 жыл бұрын

    • @U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.

      @notahotshot@notahotshot2 жыл бұрын

    • I wish.

      @abegarfield543@abegarfield5432 жыл бұрын

  • NO THIS IS SO FUNNY The cop walking up to you gambling in the library: "something smells fishy here..."

    @lukethesecond7@lukethesecond79 ай бұрын

  • I'm glad people realize there are dumb laws that should be ignored.

    @BestMan4@BestMan410 ай бұрын

  • Inmate: what you in for? me: *shaking a rug after 8am*

    @someone_7206@someone_72065 жыл бұрын

    • Inmate: *Scooches away*

      @The_End.@The_End.5 жыл бұрын

    • Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again

      @isaidstream4547@isaidstream45475 жыл бұрын

    • Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit

      @Toreshiii@Toreshiii5 жыл бұрын

    • Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*

      @sumayyah4228@sumayyah42285 жыл бұрын

    • In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.

      @scipioafricanus5871@scipioafricanus58715 жыл бұрын

  • Friend: "Are you a bad girl?" Me: "Yeah im really bad" Friend: "Oh really what have you done" Me: "I shook a dirty rug after 8 am"

    @sarahialondra8205@sarahialondra82054 жыл бұрын

    • Infiresman *damn that’s hot*

      @nat1291@nat12914 жыл бұрын

    • Infiresman 𓂺

      @madara_uchihq1192@madara_uchihq11924 жыл бұрын

    • Friend: *surprised pikachu face*

      @mishaylaagnew7371@mishaylaagnew73714 жыл бұрын

    • Without socks and with a double ruff

      @kirsten4320@kirsten43204 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @zuipschuit055@zuipschuit0554 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they get riskier as the video goes on

    @wuthi4226@wuthi422611 ай бұрын

  • That was absolutely amazing!🫡

    @Nana-ci3jp@Nana-ci3jp3 ай бұрын

  • Did the Officers seriously just *watch* him carry that salmon suspiciously?? Honestly, our law is in shambles...

    @supa_uber4895@supa_uber48954 жыл бұрын

    • You think that's bad? Where I live it's illegal to have a waffle cone in your back pocket on a sunday

      @drunkcat9778@drunkcat97784 жыл бұрын

    • Drunk Cat ur joking😂😂😂😂

      @ryanpriester9508@ryanpriester95084 жыл бұрын

    • @@ryanpriester9508 ikr sounds so fake but i remember seeing it in a childrens book about weird laws where we live

      @drunkcat9778@drunkcat97784 жыл бұрын

    • S h a m b l e s

      @chuchip9633@chuchip96334 жыл бұрын

    • I actually heard about this law. I'm not sure if that's quite the proper wording of the law, because the intent of the law is to curb illegal fishing. So really considering that, "suspiciously" would mean carrying it around with fishing gear and likely other fish, or being nearby to a fisherman who may have caught the fish that person was carrying. Just carrying around a dead fish in the city in regular attire wouldn't count.

      @MsHojat@MsHojat4 жыл бұрын

  • "Is this salmon suspicious?" It is a bit fishy.

    @TomJohnson67@TomJohnson673 жыл бұрын

    • Ba dum cheeeee

      @baconslap9417@baconslap94173 жыл бұрын

    • Oh, Tom Get out

      @SM-qv2om@SM-qv2om3 жыл бұрын

    • Don’t know if the punishment would Scale though.

      @6fathom117@6fathom1173 жыл бұрын

    • Ba dum tsss

      @HouseHaved@HouseHaved3 жыл бұрын

    • 💀

      @monthstwenty7342@monthstwenty73423 жыл бұрын

  • If a stranger came to me and I said "Do you gamble? We don't have to do it for money, I got a sashimi quality fish", I totally would play a game of blackjack with them even if I don't know how

    @jas_bataille@jas_bataille Жыл бұрын

  • I think just holding a good fresh and moist samon in your bare hands in public is suspicious enough activity

    @lukethesecond7@lukethesecond79 ай бұрын

  • These police officers are doing horribly at their job... It's common knowledge that it's illegal to carry a salmon suspiciously. Like seriously, man!

    @epg581@epg5815 жыл бұрын

    • They probably already saw the camera...

      @ellaine7805@ellaine78055 жыл бұрын

    • Ellaine Ferrer you probably don’t know what a joke is

      @kn3knight649@kn3knight6495 жыл бұрын

    • @@kn3knight649 I love how your name kind of fits.

      @shoberinu2748@shoberinu27485 жыл бұрын

    • But he was not suspiciously enough. :D

      @datcarovieh@datcarovieh5 жыл бұрын

    • why blame the police officers?

      @isthatbraised@isthatbraised5 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *Runs around with a fish* Policeman: Hey! I'm gonna have to arrest you for that! Me: Oh, it's a Tuna, not a salmon. Policeman: Understandable. Have a nice day.

    @comradedyatlov4143@comradedyatlov41433 жыл бұрын

    • You must be strong to carry a tune, unless it was a young one In that case, heck you

      @midgetman4206@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын

    • *Laughs in 42 pound Skipjack Tuna*

      @comradedyatlov4143@comradedyatlov41433 жыл бұрын

    • @@comradedyatlov4143 well you know what? I can get you a sardine if you give me enough time

      @midgetman4206@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын

    • phish

      @comradedyatlov4143@comradedyatlov41433 жыл бұрын

    • Ghoti

      @midgetman4206@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын

  • This is a certified good classic.

    @Rwadley@Rwadley Жыл бұрын

  • You are making me laugh so much. Thanks for making this video.

    @toml3530@toml3530 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.

    @BeanEater1001@BeanEater10013 жыл бұрын

    • Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.

      @JamesBond-xx1lv@JamesBond-xx1lv3 жыл бұрын

    • @@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it

      @YamisRandom@YamisRandom3 жыл бұрын

    • You can't

      @challah4311@challah43113 жыл бұрын

    • You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.

      @danielhaslam5179@danielhaslam51793 жыл бұрын

    • dude i made ur comment 1.1k

      @bambiii787@bambiii7873 жыл бұрын

  • Her: I like bad boys Him: *carrying a salmon* Her: 😩😩😩😖😌

    @kaidarell2504@kaidarell25045 жыл бұрын

    • 👏👏👏

      @kwiiten2032@kwiiten20325 жыл бұрын

    • Moisture Lvls are off the chart!

      @Moozy-Fruit@Moozy-Fruit4 жыл бұрын

    • I carry a salmon everyday... in my pants!

      @Poodleinacan@Poodleinacan4 жыл бұрын

    • The Snappey I’m your 1,000th like

      @bureh6925@bureh69254 жыл бұрын

    • Carrying a salmon suspiciously mind you

      @ThySupremeFriend@ThySupremeFriend4 жыл бұрын

  • Love how one cops all casual and cool and the others got an MP5 just in case

    @qigongkylar944@qigongkylar944 Жыл бұрын

  • Everybody gangsta till the police yell at the cameraman for filming

    @TheRealSocks@TheRealSocks Жыл бұрын

  • The fact that a police officer looked at him while he knocked on the prime minister's door and leave is just hilarious

    @yusufnoorudeen5011@yusufnoorudeen50112 жыл бұрын

    • "Oi' Mate that's illegal"

      @aiosquadron@aiosquadron2 жыл бұрын

    • @purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.

      @ilasilas3261@ilasilas32612 жыл бұрын

    • @@ilasilas3261 it most likely wasn’t 10 Downing Street. There is an almost identical door on a near by street

      @glenkelly6117@glenkelly61172 жыл бұрын

    • They certainly had a permission to film there. You can't just walk into Downing Street, there is a fence blocking the entrance.

      @untruelie2640@untruelie26402 жыл бұрын

    • @@aiosquadron "you've got a license for knocking on that door?"

      @paragon4770@paragon47702 жыл бұрын

  • This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.

    @awaisn@awaisn4 жыл бұрын

    • He looks like a Malfoy

      @germsspices@germsspices4 жыл бұрын

    • @@germsspices he really does :D

      @awaisn@awaisn4 жыл бұрын

    • He looks like Ramsey

      @kehindegbadamosi6455@kehindegbadamosi64554 жыл бұрын

    • @@germsspices heh

      @karla3153@karla31534 жыл бұрын

    • Could be Grindelwald

      @prabhasvedagiri9338@prabhasvedagiri93384 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve never had more respect for guy then this guy.

    @strawbsy7731@strawbsy77318 ай бұрын

  • I'm an English teacher in Spain and I'm defo using this with my year 10s for a lesson on crime tomorrow. Class!

    @charlottemayalston@charlottemayalston8 күн бұрын

  • When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians

    @iforgotmydamnname6325@iforgotmydamnname63254 жыл бұрын

    • Haha, great comment.

      @ShawnBuckingham@ShawnBuckingham4 жыл бұрын

    • Payday lol

      @masahirosakurai3733@masahirosakurai37334 жыл бұрын

    • @@masahirosakurai3733 i actually meant Metal Gear Solid, but yeah...

      @iforgotmydamnname6325@iforgotmydamnname63254 жыл бұрын

    • Then you jump on them and hide them in streets

      @CharllotteKatakuri@CharllotteKatakuri4 жыл бұрын

    • More like it a "?" Mark was there !! Hahahaha

      @jangounchained5279@jangounchained52794 жыл бұрын

  • “Welcome to the Salty Spatoon how tough are you” “I suspiciously handled a salmon in England” “Right this way sir”

    @potatoson5138@potatoson51384 жыл бұрын

    • YOU DID FUCKING FISH JENGA

      @guyfierieprotectorofthesau6089@guyfierieprotectorofthesau60894 жыл бұрын

    • i swear i was waiting/looking for this comment haha

      @KableTdi@KableTdi4 жыл бұрын

    • Nice

      @ssssSTopmotion@ssssSTopmotion4 жыл бұрын

    • You have to have muscles on your muscles

      @hikid6990@hikid69904 жыл бұрын

  • This was brilliant! 😂

    @jeremy7625@jeremy7625 Жыл бұрын

  • Thanks for making me laugh during my exams :D :D

    @mostafaseoudy5706@mostafaseoudy5706 Жыл бұрын
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