13 of the Best Clinic Duty Episodes in House M.D.

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Relive the most chaotic clinic duty moments from House M.D. which proves how much House truly hates this aspect of his job.
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  • We are privileged to have experienced this show in our lifetime.

    @higgydufrane@higgydufrane8 ай бұрын
    • Yesss

      @nikiathomas5462@nikiathomas54628 ай бұрын
    • Yup, he has a different show, hard to watch without his House persona XD.

      @maimaibiri9045@maimaibiri90458 ай бұрын
    • I absolutely agree. This show is PERFECTION from the writing and acting to the music and set design. We are so privileged.

      @hollyb6885@hollyb68858 ай бұрын
    • @@maimaibiri9045Really? What show? Actually, you should look at his older stuff. Awesome!

      @darlenefraser3022@darlenefraser30228 ай бұрын
    • Well, it's NBC that posted this one

      @RimWulf@RimWulf8 ай бұрын
  • House went from a 17 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him to a 97 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him

    @sethv5273@sethv52738 ай бұрын
    • talk about whiplash!

      @nighteyeswolf@nighteyeswolf7 ай бұрын
    • I mean let's be honest, wouldn't you want to sleep with Hugh Laurie?

      @williampearce5757@williampearce57577 ай бұрын
    • Why did the 17 year old want House so badly? Doesn't make much sense.

      @TheHadesShade@TheHadesShade7 ай бұрын
    • @@TheHadesShade Because she had a disease in her brain that was making her judgement faulty. And because Hugh Laurie is a very handsome man.

      @williampearce5757@williampearce57577 ай бұрын
    • @@TheHadesShade House has that bad boy vibe that women go nuts for...

      @erikjrn4080@erikjrn40807 ай бұрын
  • "Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous." What a line. And delivered with such nonchalance.

    @Big_Island_Boi@Big_Island_Boi7 ай бұрын
    • Prescribe, surely?

      @OldGreyMulletTest@OldGreyMulletTest7 ай бұрын
    • And bizarrely, the info is true! Smoking does seem to help control ulcerative colitis.

      @pipp972@pipp9727 ай бұрын
    • @@pipp972 cigarettes specifically are actually very good for the digestive system in general. I'm not sure if it is understood why exactly. And, of course, the benefits are very heavily outweighed by the negatives

      @ctvxl@ctvxl7 ай бұрын
    • @@ctvxl just like real medicine then ;p

      @socks2441@socks24417 ай бұрын
    • That's why some call it Big pHarma. Didn't anyone ever wonder why it's the Food AND Drug Administration? It sure af doesn't stand for Fine n Dandy Agriculture!

      @katie7748@katie77486 ай бұрын
  • the way House instantly reaches for Vicodin when the guy says "I love cows." will always get me

    @one4ale955@one4ale9557 ай бұрын
    • It's a preemptive strike against the headache that's about to ensue. 😂

      @sorrytodisappoint@sorrytodisappoint6 ай бұрын
    • "make love, not belts" what a line 😂

      @pwuk@pwuk6 ай бұрын
    • I just imagine in his head he goes "Oh. So THIS is what I'm dealing with today...."

      @perrycarters3113@perrycarters31135 ай бұрын
    • I think he probably would have had Vicodin even if the patient had an ingrown toenail...

      @tiley996@tiley9963 ай бұрын
    • @AIuzky I hope that’s a joke, but… this is the internet.

      @Sniperboy5551@Sniperboy55512 ай бұрын
  • Hugh Laurie has mastered this role perfectly. House M.D. is a masterpiece of sarcasm, humor, and medical intrigue.

    @rock-bottom2023@rock-bottom20237 ай бұрын
    • The good doctor never fails to impress us.

      @joeleboeuf@joeleboeuf7 ай бұрын
    • He was strictly comedy actor before this, and after, he had earned enough money to be a blues singer/songwriter. There is nothing in his whole CV to suggest he would be a brilliant drama medical show actor. Yet he was.

      @masansr@masansr7 ай бұрын
    • I often forget he has a british accent in real life.

      @itoibo4208@itoibo42087 ай бұрын
    • ​@@itoibo4208first time I heard his real accent I almost sh*t a brick. 🤣

      @feraltaco4783@feraltaco47836 ай бұрын
    • hugh is brilliant, i dont think the show would have succeeded without him

      @lorcis1@lorcis15 ай бұрын
  • "We have a neurological problem" gets me every time lol

    @daviskane7904@daviskane79048 ай бұрын
    • Hahaha

      @vivianatieno-th6xs@vivianatieno-th6xs8 ай бұрын
    • one hell of a smucker's commercial

      @Aaron-zu3xn@Aaron-zu3xn8 ай бұрын
    • You can see the nurse trying not to laugh

      @Jon6429@Jon64298 ай бұрын
    • I love that scene. That line and the ending are my favorites "On an evolutionary basis I'd recommend.. never"

      @xbleepxbloopx3411@xbleepxbloopx34118 ай бұрын
    • me too, like how does she know what neurological means and also thinks jelly is a contrceptive

      @arevolvingdoor3836@arevolvingdoor38368 ай бұрын
  • The old lady as an actor killed it, she played her parts flawlessly and out of all the other patient actors, felt truly genuine.

    @Incommensurableme@Incommensurableme7 ай бұрын
    • There were two old ladies. Which one? The one having an affair, or the later one with her son in tow?

      @PapaVanTwee5@PapaVanTwee57 ай бұрын
    • I personally preferred the teenage stalker. Sooooo much better to look at!

      @thomasfholland@thomasfholland7 ай бұрын
    • @@thomasfholland That to me was cringe. While the actress (Leighton Meester) was more than of age in season 3 (born in 1986, makes her about 20 at the time) it made me, a grown man of 53, uncomfortable. I just don't want to think about going to jail.

      @PapaVanTwee5@PapaVanTwee57 ай бұрын
    • The old ladies husband - Peter graves The earlier serialised version of Mission Impossible I have an idea the Leonard Nimmoy ( the original Spock) Was also in it

      @joolz-hearall1p126@joolz-hearall1p1267 ай бұрын
    • @@joolz-hearall1p126 Yes, that's Peter Graves indeed (not the husband, the lover, they're not married together, they're having an affair). And yes, Leonard Nimoy did play in Mission Impossible too. You can check both on their wikipedia pages.

      @alestane2@alestane27 ай бұрын
  • "You have little people inside you" I died!

    @chandniku1770@chandniku17707 ай бұрын
    • you sleep walk right into his arms🤣🤣

      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue@SaraMorgan-ym6ueАй бұрын
  • I love how the last woman seems fine when she thinks her man is cheating with another woman but gets angry when she finds out he ate a cheeseburger. Priorities.

    @pauldavis9387@pauldavis93877 ай бұрын
    • Welcome to being old

      @calebm9000@calebm90007 ай бұрын
    • 😂 Just the way she said, "you're eating FLESH?!" with such disdain. It killed me.

      @wes6244@wes62447 ай бұрын
    • Piper Perabo, she's a cutie. She was on Covert Affairs. Oh, and it was a great show.

      @ToddKing@ToddKing7 ай бұрын
    • @@ToddKing and You.

      @wes6244@wes62447 ай бұрын
    • ​@@wes6244most wholesome comment ive read this year

      @ramalshebl60@ramalshebl607 ай бұрын
  • I love when the nurses are in the room for these moments. The way House looks at them like, "Are you seeing this?" And they just look at him like, "I wish I wasn't."

    @ClaimedMinotaur@ClaimedMinotaur7 ай бұрын
    • When he pulled out the Tic Tacs around 16:00, what did he realize?

      @morningivy@morningivy7 ай бұрын
    • @@morningivy I'm assuming he had a breakthrough about the patient in that episode. He often gets them at random times, so I figured that's what that was.

      @ClaimedMinotaur@ClaimedMinotaur7 ай бұрын
    • I believe he realized that the main patient he was treating actually ate pills from outside the hospital that was brought by his girlfriend and didn't eat the correct medication he was prescribed by House @@morningivy I rewatched season 1 recently and if I recall correctly it's what happened

      @PhO3NiX96@PhO3NiX967 ай бұрын
    • @@PhO3NiX96 That’s a different episode. This one’s later on, the tictacs belong to a patient who was going through them like crazy. House seeing the old guy freshen his breath made him realize the patient is using mints to cover up bad breath caused by an infection in the patient’s jaw

      @maxg5140@maxg51407 ай бұрын
    • @@maxg5140 Oh yeah i think you're right

      @PhO3NiX96@PhO3NiX967 ай бұрын
  • Interesting how when House does clinic hours he gets all the crazies.

    @NH-tb2sm@NH-tb2sm8 ай бұрын
    • Murphy's law in action.

      @ArchknightAlpha@ArchknightAlpha8 ай бұрын
    • I think you're underestimating the crazies

      @kmarasin@kmarasin8 ай бұрын
    • Every ER/ED attending and nurse has dozens of crazy stories.

      @sunwukong1333@sunwukong13338 ай бұрын
    • @@sunwukong1333 Only dozens? Must be newbies.

      @ArchknightAlpha@ArchknightAlpha8 ай бұрын
    • I like to think Cuddy saves them for him. But the sleep walking divorcee wasn't crazy.

      @heathercontois4501@heathercontois45018 ай бұрын
  • Patient: SHE IS MY MOM!! House: Step. 😂😂😂

    @misterz5908@misterz59087 ай бұрын
    • She probably gets stuck under tables and in washers all the time 😂

      @cronykil74@cronykil747 ай бұрын
    • That's a whole genre now.

      @TChalla616@TChalla616Ай бұрын
  • The woman thinking strawberry jam will act as protection just kills me every time

    @scorpiongod101@scorpiongod1015 ай бұрын
    • what is it? it's a carpet burn!!!!🤣

      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue@SaraMorgan-ym6ueАй бұрын
    • ​@@SaraMorgan-ym6uewrong case lol

      @gbrown932@gbrown93221 күн бұрын
    • “Smell this…” Lmaoo

      @drew2303@drew23034 күн бұрын
  • "Just like Abraham did it." That always cracks me up. The clinic patients were much more funny in earlier seasons.

    @MdnightWnd@MdnightWnd8 ай бұрын
    • Haha Randall Park is gold

      @charmnGUY@charmnGUY7 ай бұрын
    • I don't even like poking myself with a needle, let alone circumcising myself with a box cutter. If he wanted one that bad he could have gone to the doctor instead of doing it himself. There are definitely cases where it's better to spend a little extra rather than save a few bucks.

      @formerevolutionist@formerevolutionist2 ай бұрын
    • ​​@@formerevolutionistthis being set in USA, I severely doubt that the whole thing would have costed him few bucks...

      @kornaros96@kornaros96Ай бұрын
    • ​@kornaros96 Hard to say what it would cost, but it probably would have been cheaper to get a standard circumcision than to get a plastic surgeon to restore his foreskin. Who the heck would think of circumcising himself?

      @harringt100@harringt10028 күн бұрын
    • ​@@harringt100 the same idiot who thought he could sterilize a box cutter and not use any anesthesia...

      @angelr194@angelr19418 күн бұрын
  • I have lots of respect for whoever is still uploading these

    @jxhleel818@jxhleel8188 ай бұрын
    • Me too

      @tenmilltimes6@tenmilltimes68 ай бұрын
    • Im told its cuttie

      @jeepxj@jeepxj8 ай бұрын
    • Can a single video go without this generic comment?

      @Gumbocinno@Gumbocinno8 ай бұрын
    • "whoever" my brother in Christ that's a company

      @ItGirlCaliiopx@ItGirlCaliiopx8 ай бұрын
    • @@Gumbocinno not on my watch

      @jxhleel818@jxhleel8188 ай бұрын
  • House treating the lady with syphilis was the sweetest thing in the world. Such a Gentleman.haha

    @Son0fFalse@Son0fFalse7 ай бұрын
    • did you get some box cutters and sterilize them?🤣

      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue@SaraMorgan-ym6ueАй бұрын
    • It was!! And Iove how he talked her into filling the prescription. And it totally worked. The look on his face was so sweet. You could tell he liked her and felt compassion for her.

      @maryqualls5086@maryqualls50864 күн бұрын
  • - What do I do? - Well, it's obvious.... start a religion! Legendary line!

    @TheStratocaster1977@TheStratocaster19777 ай бұрын
  • The sleep sexer was funny she just kept coming back like see im not lying 😂😂

    @kyalautner8685@kyalautner86858 ай бұрын
    • "I'm not lying!" And yet your body says otherwise. 😜

      @derrickdinwiddie8759@derrickdinwiddie87598 ай бұрын
    • Gotta say, the ex did nothing wrong. He wasn’t dead for pity’s sake

      @Googleistheantichrist@Googleistheantichrist7 ай бұрын
    • Funny and smokin hot!

      @denniscotey8182@denniscotey81827 ай бұрын
    • She wasn't actually lying per say. She just didn't remember doing everything due to her own body betraying her

      @sassbrat@sassbrat7 ай бұрын
    • @@sassbratyeah, I feel bad for her. :(

      @Silencer796@Silencer7967 ай бұрын
  • house having to pop a vicodin to deal with the cow lover 😭😭😭

    @ItGirlCaliiopx@ItGirlCaliiopx8 ай бұрын
    • It’s never “A “ Vicodin…..it’s a handful…… he’s resistive at this point.

      @jimhanty8149@jimhanty81498 ай бұрын
    • @@jimhanty8149 thanks to you and your PhD in pharmacology for correcting some random queer on the internet!! ☺️

      @ItGirlCaliiopx@ItGirlCaliiopx8 ай бұрын
    • @@ItGirlCaliiopx thanks… I have been there…I know…

      @jimhanty8149@jimhanty81498 ай бұрын
    • @ItGirlCaliiopx It’s nice that it’s not a bad word anymore, I like it

      @Sniperboy5551@Sniperboy55512 ай бұрын
    • I'd need them too if I were his apprentice!

      @Farhan_049@Farhan_0492 ай бұрын
  • I love how people are pulling their pants down with the blinds open wide 😂

    @kaylahorton7083@kaylahorton70837 ай бұрын
    • Right?!?! Bahahahaha!!!

      @starlingswallow@starlingswallow7 ай бұрын
    • Or the other docs barging in and staring, that's rude

      @DanielGreen0@DanielGreen07 ай бұрын
    • And opening the door when a lady is up in stirrups 😳🫣

      @katie7748@katie77486 ай бұрын
    • Happens all the time.

      @paulofelipebbraga9634@paulofelipebbraga963412 күн бұрын
  • High Laurie is a brilliant actor. He did a particularly great job in this serial. I've watched the reruns over and over again, but I'm always amused and never bored.

    @user-lh3gp2gm1p@user-lh3gp2gm1p7 ай бұрын
    • which are the black and white ones?🤣🤣🤣

      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue@SaraMorgan-ym6ueАй бұрын
  • that old lady with neurosyphilis brain damage was the coolest patient of them all and with the right attitude towards life "well, you have to go sometime".

    @poopshitcrapwaste@poopshitcrapwaste8 ай бұрын
    • While i dont want it to be due brain damage i truly wanna be that spunky at that age! Going out zesty and with a bang!

      @SunshyneA@SunshyneA8 ай бұрын
    • Actually, Tertiary syphilis is incurable. Thats when its gotten into the brain. She'll experience syphilitic insanity and have to be committed. That son of hers ought to get tested for hereditary syphilis as she probably passed down to him as he was born. Eventually her brain'll get totally fried and she'll die. Not a great way to go, either.

      @RaptorFromWeegee@RaptorFromWeegee8 ай бұрын
    • "And I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do, I don’t mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There’s no reason for it. You’ve got to go sometime." - Gerry O’Driscoll

      @CristiNeagu@CristiNeagu8 ай бұрын
    • @@RaptorFromWeegee Yep. That's what caused Al Capone to be released from Alcatraz early and was the cause of his death. He was afraid of needles

      @luciusvorenus9445@luciusvorenus94458 ай бұрын
    • ​@@RaptorFromWeegee😢 buzz officially killed from that wholesome section of the video. But still good to know so thank ye for the info.

      @Andrew-og7li@Andrew-og7li8 ай бұрын
  • The woman with the jelly you saw the nurse in the background. Smirking because she was about to laugh.😂😂😂😂

    @willietaylor5869@willietaylor58697 ай бұрын
  • 5:51 This part is definitely one of the funniest scenes in House. The way he just freezes and immediately reaches for vicodine just kills me.

    @NoobAmerican@NoobAmerican7 ай бұрын
  • Feels unnaturally refreshing to see all the clinic clips together, indescribable

    @dough1158@dough11588 ай бұрын
    • Now you know how House felt

      @smurfyday@smurfyday8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@smurfyday😂😂

      @owie4070@owie40708 ай бұрын
    • They need to make a spinoff with new episodes. House: Clinic Duty

      @jeffreycole2816@jeffreycole28167 ай бұрын
    • And with all the context too!

      @morningivy@morningivy7 ай бұрын
    • 1000 likes

      @Icetastesgood@Icetastesgood7 ай бұрын
  • As a physician, I can not tell you how much we in medecine all think what House says but can’t say in real life.

    @user-pm3bx2ee4q@user-pm3bx2ee4q7 ай бұрын
    • Just the snarky stuff, or also being able to say how hot a patient looks?

      @dars5229@dars52297 ай бұрын
    • And that's exactly what's wrong in this world, we can't say what's often is needed to say. Still, I laughed at your comment hehe.

      @yspegel@yspegel7 ай бұрын
    • You are a physician who cant spell medicine?

      @reneesjewelerydesign@reneesjewelerydesign7 ай бұрын
    • Im a Physical therapist..and was asked by a patient with back pain if it was ok to do dope ... I had no answer ...my head was screaming DONT DO DRUGS EVER....my answer to her was..no issues with dope and backache ! 😂

      @swetashetty941@swetashetty9417 ай бұрын
    • A physician (@b10000) who can not spell medicine? Seriously? How many times do you think in college and med school would a physician write "medicine" to know how it is spelt? i and e are not even neighbours to be a typo like 'gave' and 'have'. I call BS on the physician claim.

      @Freedom2FlyDrones@Freedom2FlyDrones7 ай бұрын
  • The lady playing the I don’t want my tumor removed part because she will look different is insane

    @jessicamacdowell1587@jessicamacdowell15877 ай бұрын
  • 4:41 😂😂😂😂 House's reaction to the box cutter circumcise job!!! "Just like Abraham did it." 🤪😂😂😂

    @starlingswallow@starlingswallow7 ай бұрын
    • Randall park😂

      @thomassalas5191@thomassalas51913 ай бұрын
  • “My OBGYN died recently. He was a nice man, warm hands.” -“Not anymore.” 💀

    @dylantech@dylantech7 ай бұрын
    • It's the best line in this compilation!

      @potkettle@potkettle7 ай бұрын
    • 💀 fr

      @bredanback@bredanback5 ай бұрын
    • Oh I always thought he said wears pants

      @aceatnight@aceatnight4 ай бұрын
  • I actually like how House acknowledges the circumcision guys desperation, doesn't completely mock him for it, just they way he did it. Outside of Lagertha's episode I think that was his most compassionate.

    @heathercontois4501@heathercontois45018 ай бұрын
    • he was horrified

      @toomanyaccounts@toomanyaccounts8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@toomanyaccountsfelt sympathy pains for sure

      @Scnottaken@Scnottaken8 ай бұрын
    • She did an amazing job in her episode

      @Phoenix-ft9qj@Phoenix-ft9qj8 ай бұрын
    • Never mock a man who has intentionally taken a knife to his own pee-pee.

      @Tasarran@Tasarran8 ай бұрын
    • W

      @KushiLungs@KushiLungs8 ай бұрын
  • 35:28 Might be my favorite interaction with a patient. "Doomed to feel good for the rest of your life" with that look & attitude. So sweet w the lady who puts up so well w her cranky son

    @echognomecal6742@echognomecal67424 ай бұрын
  • You didn't finish the teen crush on House. Her problem was that she had spores in her brain that gave her false feelings for House, similar to the old woman with Syphilis. These are some of House's greats. Thanks for uploading them.

    @55Quirll@55Quirll7 ай бұрын
    • I don't think she had spores. House just lied to her to get her to stop, kind of a reverse psychology thing.

      @daviduzo@daviduzo7 ай бұрын
    • Valley fever I seem to remember.

      @jimnorthland2903@jimnorthland29037 ай бұрын
    • @@jimnorthland2903 Thanks, It was a good ending, House was disappointed that she was attracted to him due to spores in the brain. Too bad.

      @55Quirll@55Quirll7 ай бұрын
    • “When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a check-up” (wink). Gag me with a spoon.

      @margomoore4527@margomoore4527Ай бұрын
    • @@daviduzoNo, she did. He noted the milky tears and told her what to get to fix it.

      @wd3185@wd318527 күн бұрын
  • I always loved the old lady with syphilis. She is one of the few patients, or people for that matter, that legit made house smile. He legit liked her 😂

    @jasonbowser5754@jasonbowser57547 ай бұрын
    • Same vibe given to me. Also, thinking about her story made me a bit sad. We all get to the point where, let's face it, we ain't on the market anymore, if you know what I mean. You don't need the world to tell you this. You close "the business" all by yourself. Well, she suddenly got a fresh new space to lay her goods on from destiny. That really feels wholesome to see. Also, please don't cringe at the eufemism.

      @pescaruraduvlad@pescaruraduvlad7 ай бұрын
    • @@pescaruraduvlad You'e only closing shop if you want to close shop, it's the 21. century ;) Sure, 30 years ago, at some point your libido would have been gone and that's it but these days? As long as you want it back, you can get it back :)

      @Oroberus@Oroberus7 ай бұрын
    • Shirley Knight was so great ✨

      @anabltc@anabltc7 ай бұрын
    • She noticed a change as a symptom, while other people disregard it. She basically did what House always does.

      @ottokarl5427@ottokarl54277 ай бұрын
    • She'll come by for a check-UP 😉

      @josephinekautuka4051@josephinekautuka40517 ай бұрын
  • These are basically Gregory House's slice of life skits. Call me crazy, but these were the best parts of the entire show.

    @jmcsquared18@jmcsquared188 ай бұрын
    • Yeah this back and forth with the "main" patient gets on my nerves sooner or later. They used some tropes to break this up, but it's the main schtick afterall.

      @HerrHoppenstedt@HerrHoppenstedt7 ай бұрын
    • Yes!! I LOVED clinic duty!! lol.

      @katscratchfever3506@katscratchfever35064 ай бұрын
  • This was one of the greatest shows on television. Dark, funny and emotional. Hugh Laurie was the perfect actor to play House!

    @Agnarian@Agnarian7 ай бұрын
  • Amazing how many times they violate patient privacy on this show. Like when House is examining the strawberry jelly girl and the other doctor just blurts out another patient's cancer scan results.

    @franciscodanconia4324@franciscodanconia43247 ай бұрын
    • You can talk about results as long as you don’t also give identifying information.

      @vincenzoditrolio6985@vincenzoditrolio69858 күн бұрын
    • @@vincenzoditrolio6985 He said the Patient's name out loud

      @toe_grips@toe_grips2 күн бұрын
  • House had the original "She's not your mom....She's your STEPmom" lol

    @jazzyboswell768@jazzyboswell7688 ай бұрын
  • “You have restored my faith in the human race. You’re lying!” 😂

    @yerossyle@yerossyle7 ай бұрын
  • Patient: “I love cows” House: pops a handful of Vicodin 😂

    @IshaSoul@IshaSoul7 ай бұрын
    • Man was so stressed that he need to get high

      @aparnamanikkath4599@aparnamanikkath45997 ай бұрын
  • This is from that alternate universe where you can see a doctor 4 times within a month with no scheduling issues.

    @illegitimate0@illegitimate07 ай бұрын
    • I think it's a walk-in clinic, so you don't actually need an appointment you just have to wait in line. :P

      @jessicaolson490@jessicaolson49014 күн бұрын
  • I love the last one “it’s fine, you’re accomplished, funny, attractive, woman are gonna want you” “he’s cheating with another food group, probably burgers” “OMG YOU’RE DISGUSTING!” 😂😂😂😂😂

    @Jackaboy1476@Jackaboy14768 ай бұрын
    • Huge Laurie made this show , phenomenal actor , so many times actually , brilliant. So sorry it’s not on anymore , it was so unique.

      @cynthiahusband106@cynthiahusband1067 ай бұрын
    • @@DaleGribble-ng5gu It's NBC/Peacock now.

      @PapaVanTwee5@PapaVanTwee57 ай бұрын
    • Yip, funny as hell, willing to accept he was cheating but not willing to accept he wasn't vegan.

      @tomwhone9804@tomwhone98047 ай бұрын
    • Pretty on point for Vegans tho.

      @enlightendbel@enlightendbel7 ай бұрын
    • People never seem to get tired of making fun of vegans. If it were just the self-righteousness that got to people, wouldn't they be mocking Evangelical Christians? Oh, maybe they are...

      @magster6022@magster60226 ай бұрын
  • To whatever employee keeps uploading House clips, please know that you have our undying gratitude

    @ajuicejemas@ajuicejemas8 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 Randall Park cutting his foreskin off is still the most hilarious, nonsense moment in House.

    @ThatBlackGirlMagic@ThatBlackGirlMagic7 ай бұрын
    • Poor Jim.

      @sQuishmo33@sQuishmo337 ай бұрын
  • The “well it’s not lupus” always get me

    @hyrule5975@hyrule59757 ай бұрын
  • I remember loving the episodes with the teenage girl, Ali, when they first came out. She appeared over a couple episodes indicating how long her stalking behavior was going on for. I just really liked that while House was flattered and didn't want to get her in trouble, he also didn't take advantage. This skipped the scene where he finally tells her he's not interested and she has a fungal infection that's lowering her inhibitions (though it's unclear if she really did have a fungal infection or not).

    @prettyevil6662000@prettyevil66620007 ай бұрын
    • I think she did, he diagnosed her because she had milky tears which were indicative of the fungal infection

      @KatJustice97@KatJustice977 ай бұрын
    • @@KatJustice97 nah i am pretty sure house made it all up if not her being sick but definitely the part where it made her feel attracted to house

      @ahmetsaidalkur50@ahmetsaidalkur507 ай бұрын
    • @@ahmetsaidalkur50No, if you watched the show you’d actually know what happened. When she was treated, the insane attraction towards house went away because the infection was causing problems in her brain.

      @cmen6895@cmen68957 ай бұрын
    • Interesting how she justifies it by stating the age of consent in Iceland. We're not in Iceland.

      @reubenmanzo2054@reubenmanzo20547 ай бұрын
    • @@cmen6895 Yes, reminded me of the old woman who was getting attracted to younger men due to her Syphilis flair-up. He was kind and gentle with her too.

      @55Quirll@55Quirll7 ай бұрын
  • This is a testimony to why House most likely has very little sanity 😂

    @ditzydoo04@ditzydoo048 ай бұрын
    • Personally I think he ain't insane, just too smart to have much compassion for anyone

      @factperson179@factperson1796 ай бұрын
  • Having seen this show during its run as a kid I couldn’t truly appreciate it. This show is comedy gold and Hugh Laurie is an absolute legend. Couldn’t have cast a better actor. I’m going to have to find this show in its entirety one day, maybe on DVD or Blu-ray.

    @TH3C001@TH3C0017 ай бұрын
    • All seasons are on Amazon Prime😊❤❤

      @trudiesulal8742@trudiesulal87427 ай бұрын
  • I love it when it House make the 'breakthrough' face for his patient case after those clinic duty interactions, he immediately when to do another clinic duties 😂😂

    @v0LkEN88@v0LkEN887 ай бұрын
  • That vegan lady scene will always get me because of the ending "I'm accomplished. I'm funny. Can I... have whatever I want?" with the look she gives him lmfao

    @xbleepxbloopx3411@xbleepxbloopx34118 ай бұрын
    • She went on to star in Covert, Affairs. Piper Perabo.

      @briansmith8967@briansmith89678 ай бұрын
  • For years people kept telling me to watch this show but I was always too busy working. Then COVID happened. I watched the 1st episode, followed by all 175 for the next 3 weeks. Yep, about 8 a day. Binged the whole thing back to back. Best show EVER.

    @jamescole6846@jamescole68468 ай бұрын
    • No it isn’t. But it’s certainly excellent.

      @pokemagetech@pokemagetech8 ай бұрын
    • Based.

      @buttnutt@buttnutt8 ай бұрын
    • I say that about a lot of shows. How about one of the best shows ever or best show for category MD/hospital @@pokemagetech

      @jamescole6846@jamescole68468 ай бұрын
    • ​@@pokemagetechperfectly entitled to their own opinion, if that's their favourite show that's their deal.... Would you tell someone their favourite meal is incorrect?

      @samuelwoods164@samuelwoods1648 ай бұрын
    • I bought all the dvds in a charity shop, got a binge planned.

      @TheJunedale@TheJunedale8 ай бұрын
  • Our man with the cane is legendary! Thank you to whoever took the time to put these compilations together.

    @TheTexican05@TheTexican057 ай бұрын
  • Loved it when they had Carmen Electra made a guest appearance as an one of House’s imaginary patients. Loved House’s rationale for doing so!

    @willienelsongonzalez4609@willienelsongonzalez46097 ай бұрын
  • 19:38 Woman : I’ll have a huge scar, I won’t be able to wear a bikini! House : You wear a bikini now?? Woman : yes! You got a problem with that? House : Nope but I’ve never gone swimming with you 💀😂😂

    @MizMima@MizMima7 ай бұрын
    • I love her confidence.

      @Bozbaby103@Bozbaby1037 ай бұрын
    • ​ @Bozbaby103 Believe me I have come across a number of not so attractive weirdos that are very confident in themselves in fact a little too much to the point of vanity or arroagnce even, albeit misplaced, either that, or they don't have self awareness or any at all lol. I cringe hard at them LOL.

      @5Li0n50fGod7@5Li0n50fGod75 ай бұрын
    • @Bozbaby103 Confidence isn’t always a good thing, let’s be honest

      @Sniperboy5551@Sniperboy55512 ай бұрын
  • His reaction to the circumcision guy always makes me laugh so hard. 😆

    @blugreen123@blugreen1238 ай бұрын
    • It takes a lot to make House make a run for it. He was completely horrified. Especially once he saw it, he wanted to be gone yesterday more than any other clinic duty.

      @p5ychojoe138@p5ychojoe1388 ай бұрын
    • A self-circumcision... come on mate.. that must be horrible to watch. Give Greg a rest...

      @florianmaschke269@florianmaschke2697 ай бұрын
    • I remember my baby brother as a young child was goofing off after a bath and tore his testicle open. He didn’t cry, and fell asleep in the ambulance . I do recalls both the paramedics wincing and my Ma talking about it in the waiting room and all the grown men cross their legs 😹 poor thing. He doesn’t remember though thankfully.

      @dash-x@dash-x7 ай бұрын
    • HEHEHEH Randall Park

      @jonyao76@jonyao767 ай бұрын
    • @@jonyao76 asian Jim FTFY

      @Spartan1912tam@Spartan1912tam6 ай бұрын
  • 24:57 -"It's on my chest,too" -"Of course it is" 😂😂😂

    @dionysuskapeleia@dionysuskapeleia4 ай бұрын
    • Who is that actress?

      @yoyomelon6275@yoyomelon62759 күн бұрын
  • 0:39 “start a religion.” I burst out laughing. He’s referencing the Virgin Mary.

    @lolan9180@lolan91806 ай бұрын
  • I swear I always forget the final twist of the cow guy, Every. Single. Time.

    @Voidelle@Voidelle8 ай бұрын
    • Adult entertainment producers certainly didn't.

      @ideologybot4592@ideologybot4592Ай бұрын
    • Literally never could possibly see it coming

      @zyaicob@zyaicob3 күн бұрын
  • "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" haha the way he said it was prefect!

    @RJSTEVENS89@RJSTEVENS898 ай бұрын
  • 15:45 House reacting to people being emotional is GOLD!!!

    @pplattee@pplattee7 ай бұрын
  • "Im sorry." "I should have told you how I felt!" *sprays mouth* "Oh...welcome to hell." Lmao that reaction.

    @one_bad_mofo8658@one_bad_mofo865826 күн бұрын
  • Did House really Moo at the Cowdephile😂😂😂

    @mgc235@mgc2358 ай бұрын
    • Actually Momphile lol

      @MizMima@MizMima7 ай бұрын
    • Step mom

      @FFKonoko@FFKonoko3 ай бұрын
    • No fucking way bro 😂😂

      @Smalls2007@Smalls2007Ай бұрын
  • 19:12 "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" With a straight face kills me

    @christophersanchez2658@christophersanchez26588 ай бұрын
  • 28:55 that "oh yeah" had me on the floor

    @ronakkothari5687@ronakkothari56877 ай бұрын
  • I completely missed the show when it was new but I'm binge watching every episode on prime now. What a great show in every way. I'm on season 6 now.

    @svenno9951@svenno99517 ай бұрын
  • Almost 40 minutes of House's clinic duties, neat!

    @justsomekazakh@justsomekazakh8 ай бұрын
    • Didn't even realize how long it was. Just like watching a full episode now, hell yeah

      @slayerdwarfify@slayerdwarfify8 ай бұрын
    • Well, technically, the farmer and the model with the leg pain weren't Clinic Duty, just House getting his class to diagnose his own leg. (Fun to have them included though.)

      @heidikickhouse-@heidikickhouse-8 ай бұрын
    • Can we get more of these, to whomever uploads

      @zacharygreenwald4561@zacharygreenwald45618 ай бұрын
    • ​@@heidikickhouse-They were, but he was only treated those 2, he was treated by Cuddy. There were 3 cases, not just 1

      @OreoFresa@OreoFresa8 ай бұрын
    • 📸

      @kresimirbozic1976@kresimirbozic19768 ай бұрын
  • House’s face when the guy who used box cutters on his area is hilarious. For anyone wondering it around the 5:00 marker

    @kayleebrasseaux4736@kayleebrasseaux47368 ай бұрын
    • 4:41 for a more accurate time marker

      @martymartin5302@martymartin53028 ай бұрын
    • Getting the twinkie back in the wrapper.

      @johnschmid7785@johnschmid77858 ай бұрын
    • Randall Park

      @williamwchuang@williamwchuang7 ай бұрын
    • I busted out laughing!! 😂😂😂

      @starlingswallow@starlingswallow7 ай бұрын
    • ​@starlingswallow9406 well you're not a man I felt something retract.

      @mikevignola4213@mikevignola42136 ай бұрын
  • Tbh House with the old lady by the end... shows why he's a great doctor

    @dykevader01@dykevader017 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for these clips. I had a rough day, and really needed this!

    @tracypouncy1178@tracypouncy11787 ай бұрын
  • Something I always like about House is his curiosity and delight about his fellow weirdos.

    @desaturated-firefox@desaturated-firefox7 ай бұрын
  • I could easily watch a whole spin off show just about the clinic. Same writers, same cast it would be awesome

    @chipsthedog1@chipsthedog18 ай бұрын
    • I second this!!

      @katscratchfever3506@katscratchfever35064 ай бұрын
  • Mad Mad respect for the Guy who was ready to be medicated just to maintain sanctity of Mother Son relationship

    @aatish4697@aatish46976 ай бұрын
    • Like House said "STEP"^^

      @philippesoares1745@philippesoares17452 ай бұрын
  • I love how House usually breaks up.marriages with his clinic work, but he basically points out to that first woman "youre fucking your ex every time you sleep, you two should talk" lmao

    @Timeward76@Timeward76Ай бұрын
  • That old woman with Syphilis, was epic asf lol

    @gatesraby6744@gatesraby67448 ай бұрын
  • The Syphilis lady has the best attitude. Good job lady.

    @Xiphos0311@Xiphos03118 ай бұрын
    • that was due to irreversible brain damage. usually syphilis eating the brain results in insanity

      @toomanyaccounts@toomanyaccounts8 ай бұрын
    • There are WAY worse STDs to get, worse that even HIV, Syphilis is dodging a bullet.

      @excrono@excrono7 ай бұрын
  • As wild as the scenarios in this show seem, any real world clinician will attest to its accuracy when it comes to its nuance. Just ask any doctor or nurse about their craziest patient stories and you’ll understand where I’m coming from.

    @kleenbeats@kleenbeats7 ай бұрын
    • Correct. My Highschool girlfriend was on some weird meds that required eating fat before taking. She didn't consume enough fat and literally would sleep walk and eat fatty foods without knowing it.

      @natescode@natescode3 ай бұрын
  • I always have to remind myself that this show ended but left itself wide open to come back whenever it wanted

    @ASavageEye@ASavageEye7 ай бұрын
    • No Wilson no Cuddy? House faked his death? No Cameron? Kutner and Amber are both dead, Big Love isn't coming back, 13 is probably dead, Masters isn't coming back, Park might so that'd be fun. This show needs a good balance of male and female fellows.

      @zyaicob@zyaicob3 күн бұрын
  • House is one of the all time greatest characters on any show. Brilliantly played by a superior actor, Hugh Laurie. He was even good in the talking mouse movie.

    @mikeottersole@mikeottersole7 ай бұрын
    • Even better in the movie with all the puppies.

      @andys8482@andys84827 ай бұрын
    • You shud watch him in Blackadder season 3 & 4.

      @pradeep_amaresan@pradeep_amaresan7 ай бұрын
    • Do you mean, Stuart Little?

      @joeleboeuf@joeleboeuf7 ай бұрын
    • @@pradeep_amaresan Thanks for the reminder. Blackadder was a gem of British humour. Made me laugh out loud every show.

      @mikeottersole@mikeottersole6 ай бұрын
    • His Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster was by far the best version ever. Though he did other stuff with Stephen Fry, and they made a superb combination together in comedy sketch shows, both on tv and radio in the UK. What always surprised me was to see how many Americans thought Hugh Laurie was an American actor!

      @frglee@frglee4 ай бұрын
  • House in the clinic are some of the best times on television.

    @JasonON@JasonON8 ай бұрын
    • @normahnormah5553@normahnormah555319 күн бұрын
  • One of my fav line , House : you have restored my faith in human race , you lied “😂😂😂😂1:31 to 1:40

    @Dr.GOWTHAM_EM@Dr.GOWTHAM_EM7 ай бұрын
  • Those were the best parts... thank you for uploading this !

    @nightgardheal@nightgardheal3 ай бұрын
  • GOD YES 40 straight minutes of house MD clips i need this. I have rewatched the series too many times i need something more

    @OopsOlliePopp@OopsOlliePopp8 ай бұрын
  • That old lady with syphilis brought tears to my eyes.

    @XandriaRavenheart@XandriaRavenheart7 ай бұрын
    • Me too

      @bigdaddylanester6142@bigdaddylanester61427 ай бұрын
  • dear uploader: thank you for posting these and getting house back on my recommended. i love going to deep character studies for everyone… such well written and complex people

    @mr.dr.prof.patrick7284@mr.dr.prof.patrick72846 ай бұрын
  • "Get the F off my Bike" would have been my only reaction.

    @uncleandross4310@uncleandross43107 ай бұрын
    • Well House has more class than you then

      @derrickstorm6976@derrickstorm69767 ай бұрын
  • One way to stop your step mom from sexually harassing you as a minor is to go to the police. They may say "nicccce" but they still have to arrest her.

    @Hedning1390@Hedning13907 ай бұрын
    • Niiiiccee South Park reference there ;)

      @sauter1@sauter17 ай бұрын
  • This compilation makes it feel like this is a single day for him

    @zentropoetic@zentropoetic7 ай бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂The little people inside you kills me all the time....

    @siziphiwengeno7018@siziphiwengeno70187 ай бұрын
  • Best line from House “ your doomed for the rest of your life to feel good.”

    @luvliigirl@luvliigirl7 ай бұрын
  • Imagine you botch a circumcision so bad, even House just feels bad for you

    @gladesucks7907@gladesucks79078 ай бұрын
  • One of the best shows ever made. Great characters and good stories.

    @taiming71@taiming717 ай бұрын
  • I love these clips in this format without having to watch all the filler that went along with this show.

    @beauxtibideaux9919@beauxtibideaux99197 ай бұрын
  • "Not everyone can operate a zipper." Man, we've all been there 😬

    @terrierairsoft6544@terrierairsoft65448 ай бұрын
    • Try button flies. But don’t get drunk with them.

      @justinturner8278@justinturner82788 ай бұрын
    • ​@@justinturner8278what would happen if you're drunk? I'm sober 0% of the time

      @jKherty@jKherty8 ай бұрын
  • "youre brain damaged. doomed to feeling good the rest of your life"😂

    @vraskas6252@vraskas62528 ай бұрын
  • The old lady with syphilis beats them all. Loved this show! I watched season 1 for like hundreds of times, and I watched the other seasons a lot too!

    @csabaidonat@csabaidonat7 ай бұрын
  • I watch this compilation over and over and don’t realize 39 minutes have passed.

    @kevinl6231@kevinl6231Ай бұрын
  • Sad this show needs a comeback. This was legit one of if not the best show ive ever seen

    @SAMEntalhealth@SAMEntalhealth8 ай бұрын
    • Chase M. D.

      @Goatknyght@Goatknyght8 ай бұрын
    • Well, maybe not a comeback. But they should have done one short follow-up. Cut to a hospital room. Thirteen is wracked with involuntary spasms from her Huntington's which has now a complete hold on her. The doctor is telling her that unfortunately the experimental treatment she was on is showing no signs of improvement. There's nothing more they can do for her other than making her as comfortable as possible and simply wait for the end. The full realisation of this hits her. There is no one and nothing to help her. She begs him to help her. He says there's nothing he can do. She tells him there is one thing he could do. She doesn't say it outright, but you can see on his face that he knows what she means. He considers it, but no. He cannot. It's his duty of care. He couldn't possibly do such a thing. He reiterates that they'll take good care of her, make her life more comfortable, and storms out of the room. Thirteen is left alone to contemplate the infinitely short time she still has to live. It's night now. Rain is falling, driving rivers of water on the windows to match the dried up tears on Thirteen's face. As she's looking out the window, she hears the door to her ward slide open. It's probably a nurse, here to make sure the pain can be extended for as long as possible. All we see is two feet wearing sports shoes with cheesy heel shock absorbers, along with a flaming cane stepping into the room. A voice says: "Is it time?" Thirteen turns around, eyes wide, brimming with tears again. As she breaks down she can say only one thing: "Yes. It's time." Fade to black.

      @CristiNeagu@CristiNeagu8 ай бұрын
    • Just imagine a House prequel series when he's in med school

      @sansthedrummer@sansthedrummer8 ай бұрын
    • @@CristiNeaguI don’t think house should let her get that far

      @_mark_3814@_mark_38147 ай бұрын
    • @@_mark_3814 House isn't know for being there for you every step of the way. He does comes through, eventually.

      @CristiNeagu@CristiNeagu7 ай бұрын
  • But apparently clinic hours give the best stories. Love how the last woman was more upset about his diet than him possibly cheating on her. Priorities!

    @pmbramucci1056@pmbramucci10568 ай бұрын
  • Thank you for posting this show, I really did miss it from my teenage years. The last clip in this vid about the vegan being way more upset about her boyfriend eating meat than being told he is cheating is fricking hilarious

    @Jiraius@JiraiusАй бұрын
  • We need another season on this show ❤❤❤ House forever

    @franktorres3081@franktorres30817 ай бұрын
  • The first one, house actually started having fun with as it was the only clinic one that had enough twists to almost be an actual case. I have a feeling that's why he gave her that hint at the end.

    @2centschange@2centschange8 ай бұрын
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