Weekend Update: Golden Bachelor Divorce, NYC Considers Giving Rats Birth Control - SNL

2024 ж. 12 Сәу.
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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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  • 0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

    @SuperHedgehog910@SuperHedgehog910Ай бұрын
    • The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung360129 күн бұрын
  • "cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

    @laurenw.8178@laurenw.8178Ай бұрын
    • if only.

      @heyheytaytay@heyheytaytay29 күн бұрын
  • "Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

    @1renegadegeek@1renegadegeekАй бұрын
    • LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

      @TheMikester307@TheMikester307Ай бұрын
    • …I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

      @ShawnDillon-pw8lb@ShawnDillon-pw8lbАй бұрын
    • Still ended up married to Black Widow.

      @aaronleverton4221@aaronleverton422128 күн бұрын
  • That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

    @katieorr3903@katieorr3903Ай бұрын
  • Colin with that gun, LMFAO

    @shahartley@shahartleyАй бұрын
    • “You’re giving me that window seat!”

      @srbrant5391@srbrant5391Ай бұрын
    • Followed by "you are a STUPID man" 🤣🤣🤣

      @istdochallesegal3427@istdochallesegal3427Ай бұрын
    • Next James Bond? He looked really menacing 😀

      @annekantola4822@annekantola482228 күн бұрын
    • Horrible trigger discipline

      @ismarwinkelman5648@ismarwinkelman564824 күн бұрын
  • The Kevin spacey joke 😂

    @tylerhackner9731@tylerhackner9731Ай бұрын
    • When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

      @CorePathway@CorePathwayАй бұрын
    • Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

      @brady3126@brady312617 күн бұрын
  • Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

    @fabianarameus8832@fabianarameus8832Ай бұрын
    • I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

      @Thessalin@ThessalinАй бұрын
    • She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

      @adamluther5836@adamluther5836Ай бұрын
  • The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

    @batgurrl@batgurrlАй бұрын
  • C-metery 🤣

    @kb_analytics@kb_analyticsАй бұрын
    • but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

      @mk-wz2sh@mk-wz2shАй бұрын
    • ​@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

      @Ducky69247@Ducky69247Ай бұрын
  • I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

    @gigi-ij1hk@gigi-ij1hkАй бұрын
    • No one cares

      @fathertimegaming17@fathertimegaming17Ай бұрын
    • @@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

      @gigi-ij1hk@gigi-ij1hkАй бұрын
    • I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

      @blueelf217@blueelf217Ай бұрын
  • High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

    @Beegrene@BeegreneАй бұрын
    • Yeah that one was personal.

      @LilyBarker-nf3ng@LilyBarker-nf3ng26 күн бұрын
  • Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

    @silverranger3532@silverranger3532Ай бұрын
    • All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

      @imhereforitall9218@imhereforitall921829 күн бұрын
  • lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

    @shahartley@shahartleyАй бұрын
    • It's called "the douche"

      @kitcoffey7194@kitcoffey7194Ай бұрын
    • He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

      @matthewshakin2575@matthewshakin2575Ай бұрын
    • Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung3601Ай бұрын
  • Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

    @nicholasgarrick8855@nicholasgarrick8855Ай бұрын
    • He got his Jost Desserts

      @PatGunn@PatGunnАй бұрын
    • "Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

      @ishotmyboss@ishotmybossАй бұрын
  • Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

    @DJGURR@DJGURRАй бұрын
  • The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

    @ws8080@ws8080Ай бұрын
  • The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi@Obi-Wan_KenobiАй бұрын
  • We needed more Colin & Che.

    @momcatwoo@momcatwooАй бұрын
  • Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

    @sparker_87@sparker_87Ай бұрын
  • These are all SO good. 😭😂

    @bmillz007@bmillz007Ай бұрын
  • plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @mercedesdrake9113@mercedesdrake9113Ай бұрын
  • There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

    @Devilninja333@Devilninja333Ай бұрын
  • I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

    @alexv3357@alexv3357Ай бұрын
    • The man loved his music

      @hopekeeley2122@hopekeeley2122Ай бұрын
  • Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

    @Nymaz@NymazАй бұрын
  • America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

    @kitcoffey7194@kitcoffey7194Ай бұрын
    • Why lie like that?

      @alphanerd7221@alphanerd7221Ай бұрын
    • I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung360129 күн бұрын
    • We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

      @wawaicedcoffee@wawaicedcoffee28 күн бұрын
  • Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

    @Cheekiemoney@CheekiemoneyАй бұрын
    • Exactly. Funniest sketch of the night.

      @javier77street@javier77streetАй бұрын
    • Yessss

      @tylerhackner9731@tylerhackner9731Ай бұрын
    • DITTO!

      @junkboy555@junkboy555Ай бұрын
    • It's up!

      @ishotmyboss@ishotmybossАй бұрын
    • Huh? All you have to do is click play on that one instead.

      @Ducky69247@Ducky69247Ай бұрын
  • Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

    @alainchristian@alainchristianАй бұрын
  • Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

    @JediKnight35-de7uf@JediKnight35-de7ufАй бұрын
  • Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

    @daintycaked@daintycakedАй бұрын
    • Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung360121 күн бұрын
  • Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

    @TheFMHatter1986@TheFMHatter1986Ай бұрын
  • I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

    @user-yo1ji8hr4x@user-yo1ji8hr4xАй бұрын
  • Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

    @nicholasgarrick8855@nicholasgarrick8855Ай бұрын
  • Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

    @noName-kn1lx@noName-kn1lxАй бұрын
  • Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

    @ishotmyboss@ishotmybossАй бұрын
    • I see what you did there.

      @jonathantifone8001@jonathantifone8001Ай бұрын
    • Oh, so clever. Loved it.

      @jennifermorgan8348@jennifermorgan8348Ай бұрын
    • That's Michael Che, not Wayne Brady! 😂😂😂😂😂

      @janeentumbao8690@janeentumbao8690Ай бұрын
  • Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

    @AthenaKeatingThomas@AthenaKeatingThomasАй бұрын
  • Rat jokes good.

    @Whynotthem65@Whynotthem65Ай бұрын
  • 1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

    @tiagohongchulkanglee8624@tiagohongchulkanglee8624Ай бұрын
  • Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

    @laalaa99stl@laalaa99stlАй бұрын
    • laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

      @barney5583@barney5583Ай бұрын
  • I've watched too many gun videos on KZhead - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

    @christopherobrien8105@christopherobrien8105Ай бұрын
    • That's why Che called him a stupid man.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung360116 күн бұрын
  • 1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

    @professionalamatuer8064@professionalamatuer8064Ай бұрын
    • Fact!

      @zxaddictxz@zxaddictxzАй бұрын
    • She isn't even top 5 in the MCU.

      @alphanerd7221@alphanerd7221Ай бұрын
  • 😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

    @claribear4571@claribear4571Ай бұрын
  • This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

    @DISGUYROX@DISGUYROXАй бұрын
  • Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

    @claribear4571@claribear4571Ай бұрын
  • Man this was some funny writing

    @michaelmitchell6558@michaelmitchell6558Ай бұрын
  • When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @TM-hl7ir@TM-hl7irАй бұрын
  • I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

    @fattdamon5342@fattdamon5342Ай бұрын
    • Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung3601Ай бұрын
    • ​@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the KZhead comments section 😂

      @Ducky69247@Ducky69247Ай бұрын
  • Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    @claribear4571@claribear4571Ай бұрын
  • The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

    @xy6845@xy684515 күн бұрын
  • Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

    @DavidhenshawSZU@DavidhenshawSZUАй бұрын
  • Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

    @titusrider7948@titusrider7948Ай бұрын
  • LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

    @Wunderlustgirl@WunderlustgirlАй бұрын
  • I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

    @FatNorthernBigot@FatNorthernBigotАй бұрын
  • Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

    @douglashenry6996@douglashenry6996Ай бұрын
  • These were GOOD

    @CreativeC13@CreativeC13Ай бұрын
  • "I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

    @Volumixen@VolumixenАй бұрын
  • It was tough thanks😂

    @tylerhoover1706@tylerhoover1706Ай бұрын
  • Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

    @zxaddictxz@zxaddictxzАй бұрын
  • that high school picture was ROUGH.

    @npccarol9659@npccarol9659Ай бұрын
  • They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

    @youragenius.6644@youragenius.6644Ай бұрын
  • It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

    @lauraa.e.5008@lauraa.e.5008Ай бұрын
  • SEAMETARY

    @fzzypurpleturtle@fzzypurpleturtleАй бұрын
  • Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

    @jwilliamcosby@jwilliamcosbyАй бұрын
  • Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

    @CharliePetricor@CharliePetricorАй бұрын
  • Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

    @tangoangel2782@tangoangel2782Ай бұрын
    • you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

      @navyajain9249@navyajain9249Ай бұрын
  • The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

    @thekiss2083@thekiss2083Ай бұрын
  • Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

    @Tarantulisimo@TarantulisimoАй бұрын
  • The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

    @Roy-G-Biv@Roy-G-BivАй бұрын
  • Great episode

    @hellocollegejason198@hellocollegejason198Ай бұрын
  • Awesome! 😂😂😂

    @edwarddunleavy7329@edwarddunleavy7329Ай бұрын
  • The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

    @Nata-Lux@Nata-Lux28 күн бұрын
  • High school was a tough time.

    @Intellectual-Warrior9@Intellectual-Warrior9Ай бұрын
  • Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

    @thereisnosanctuary6184@thereisnosanctuary618429 күн бұрын
  • Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

    @SucsForYou@SucsForYouАй бұрын
  • I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

    @channel019@channel019Ай бұрын
  • “Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

    @ludalove4033@ludalove4033Ай бұрын
  • Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

    @benzaiten933@benzaiten933Ай бұрын
  • I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

    @EM-mw2qr@EM-mw2qrАй бұрын
  • Che, I liked the rat joke.

    @GershonWolf@GershonWolfАй бұрын
  • You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

    @richsims6870@richsims6870Ай бұрын
  • I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

    @orangeknight81@orangeknight81Ай бұрын
  • OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.

    @jenettethorson3138@jenettethorson31386 күн бұрын
  • i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

    @coffeeandtrance@coffeeandtranceАй бұрын
  • I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

    @biggerdoofus@biggerdoofus22 күн бұрын
  • 🐀💼

    @cschmitz100@cschmitz100Ай бұрын
  • Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

    @alexanderdumas-@alexanderdumas-Ай бұрын
  • I was that high school nerd.

    @PoggeB13@PoggeB13Ай бұрын
  • If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

    @TJWPatriot@TJWPatriotАй бұрын
    • How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?

      @canaisyoung3601@canaisyoung3601Ай бұрын
  • There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something. Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.

    @AWhistlingWolf@AWhistlingWolf18 күн бұрын
  • Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

    @katarzynazdrojewska4233@katarzynazdrojewska4233Ай бұрын
  • They have used birth control to control feral cats in Australia. If you didn't know cats are NOT native to Australia and caused major havoc to the ecosystem.

    @userunknownx@userunknownxАй бұрын
  • weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.

    @user-hq3ce5ws1s@user-hq3ce5ws1sАй бұрын
  • 1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?

    @mikemcconeghy4658@mikemcconeghy4658Ай бұрын
  • where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

    @ronanlilley@ronanlilleyАй бұрын
  • Trigger discipline!

    @CrappyCar@CrappyCarАй бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂

    @lydialeecost4578@lydialeecost4578Ай бұрын
  • They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.

    @charleskidney4279@charleskidney427912 күн бұрын
  • 0:54 poor trigger finger discipline.

    @MADPoltergeist@MADPoltergeistАй бұрын
  • PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON IF YOU ARE AWESOME AND LOVE COLIN AND MICHAEL

    @theebrownpanther22@theebrownpanther22Ай бұрын
  • Colin's joke would have been better if the punchline was ScarJo

    @carlalussini@carlalussiniАй бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @angelusmortis3150@angelusmortis3150Ай бұрын
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