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In this episode of the Wide World of Web, Smithers teaches us how to write internet comments.
Written By Richard Rogers & Sage Smith
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Babe don’t listen to him he is just jealous of our love ❤️!!!
When this comment gets 1k likes this reply will be relevant
Babe don’t listen to him he just doesn’t understand us.
Touch grass
DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW type of vibe
"We don't need to find that information, we can create it" is a terrifyingly powerful sentence.
- from your friends at Fox News
The same goes to all news media nowadays lmaoo
@@jonsmith5810 You misspelled CNN or all the other establishment media.
That line almost made me pee myself laughing. This was amazing
@@jonsmith5810 i think the top 3 for misinformation is MSNBC, CNN, then FOX
No advertisement, no sponsorship, no self promotion, just straight up entertainment.
I thoroughly enjoyed this vid 😃
Maybe one of the best comedy videos I've seen on KZhead. Just incredibly good
There are ads at the beginning and end of the video...
If there are no ads...how are they affording food?
@soul5017 not everyone has to monetize their hobby to enjoy producing it.
This is literally beautiful. If they push the arguement after that, You have 3 more options A: Tell them youre tired of this and leave B: Apologize C: Leak their personal information online
as always...option C is the best
Option C: brought to you by Ssniperwolf
D : Tell them they are Nazis and report them to the World Wide of Web's Police! Works everytime.
Option C it is again!
@@TroyFulcon Worked for Trudeau during the freedom convoy, and that guy LITERALLY INVITED A NAZI INTO OUR PARLIMENT. I wish I was making this up lol.....Ohhhh Canada. He has nice hair and gay looking socks though.
I just got an ad to stop cyberbullying... it didnt convince me. I fight fire with fire.
Keep on the good fight brother
"This calls for one thing and one thing only; proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator. But we don't need to exactly FIND that information, we can create it." Ah yes the wonderful wide world of web and how breeds creativity in us all.
If you're not chained to your own morals or have a way to justify stuff in your mind, plus a lacking awareness/lacking of caring of how people might react to the lies, then sure! Although I personally try to separate my value as an individual from my acts and words, plus reassess the "frameworks" or whatever have you of how I assess a situation to justify me acting like a meme lord... I probably need better vocabulary.
The modern news basically
i can feel the wonderful wide world of web breeding me making me ooze creativity
@@land3021 Or you can add to the cesspool os hateful things the internetz provides y simply using the phrase 'Shut up, incel'
Holy shit, where did you find this quote from. It certainly wasn't the video we both just watched.
It's incredibly comforting to know that I've been using the internet correctly all these years. Thanks for the enlightening video.
lol
Indeed, i agree with your gleeful comment as i have too been using it in a nearly identical fashion
You wouldn’t know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.
100% maggots! Aäh agree
I'm also very proud, if someone give bad comment I just stalk them till I find every detail in their life and use it against them
It's the creepy sadistic look that's casually sitting on his face the whole time that makes this even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What are you making in the kitchen today, Amina?
@@johnnopeyy4129 OMG! How did you know I was in the kitchen? Wtf!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@aminashehu8628because you a girl? Thats where you supposed to be
@@aminashehu8628 you're right... after all, you could be in the laundry room or mowing the lawn. :)
@@joeysplats3209 Actually, I was indeed in the kitchen. That's what surprised me, they guessed right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he responded calmly and dignified 👍😊
No one asked for your opinion unfortunately.
In a dignified manner/with dignity
Especially about the other guy's girlfriend. Nothing says dignified like adding redneck stereotypes in one's reply to a comment that makes unproven suggestions about your social life. LOL.
Seeing how most discussions go on the internet this doesn't even feel like a parody lmao
Yes
That's because you have the wrong genre of parody in mind. This is how it went back then.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not exactly, because everybody was anonymous as I remember it. So tons of name calling and such, but a lot of his tactics feel more like the twenty teens than the 90s. Being an @hole on the internet wasn't as developed of an art as it is now.
@@TheJeremyKentBGross Citation: Instagram comments and their "shut up lil nigga" or "bend over nigga" on posts of children
@@TheJeremyKentBGrossthank for info binoclard
He clearly won that online argument after creating that web page . That’s some serious dedication
Option C was a winner there 😂
Jeremiah didnt stand a chance after that
@@wtfbros5110 Jeremiah got what he deserved.
@cbarreira91 has had 16 abortions
Back then when the websites were free to make 😭
The hilarious cheer at the 16 abortions post at 4:09 is such a strong ending lolol
This just goes to show how intuitive the internet is. I have been responding appropriately to negative internet comments for decades and I was today years old when I finally Ask Jeevesed it to see if I was doing it right and found this video.
He left out a couple key things. That I always make sure to add to mine. 1. Insult the other person's intelligence. 2. Claim the other person is a 10 year old.
@@_BLANK_BLANK if they have a photo: 3. insult their appearance
@@Pain_Ito true I can't believe I forgot that.
idk how hard it is to recreate the 90’s aesthetic but you absolutely nailed it. looks perfect
Sounds perfect too. He's got all the sfx, the kinda awful mic that has extra gain and no pop filter. It's amazing.
I just saw he has another video showing how he runs the footage through an actual VHS tape, it's pretty impressive!
stfu, Your opinion is trash (this is a joke)
If you can find a working vcr and some blank vhs tapes, you can recreate the 90's. Very simple, very easy, very cheap. Then again, I actually own those things unironically.
Theres a guy who makes the backrooms movies, he records his monitor via an old camcorder, feeding back into the computer, you get similar results and this method has less stages.
THE WIDE WORLD OF WEB IS BACK BABY
not without paul perkenstein 😢
@@demize1153 yeah that is sad 😢
@@maximrushwhat happened to him?
@@PrideEepy64JAIL
@@PrideEepy64I thought he had gotten hacked a long time ago or his Instagram
Playing World of Warcraft for nearly 20 years, Halo and Counterstrike before WoW, all taught me how to be an upstanding internet person
/2 What is love
I knew a guy that had his account have "xbox off" in the name just so people would accidentally say it and disconnect
I love how the beginning is actually a useful tip for commenting.
"You can create it!" Stares in the most terrifying psycho stare ever lol
he isn't lying
And Then "After hours of work," Lmao
I don't know what you are talking about. That is how I and the best of my friends always look.
Homer Simpson
The DOJ school of attaining evidence
"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" I love how he analyzes everything in such a rational way only to then take the most deranged action
Right? 😂
That is the joke, yes.
"Jeremiah is really trying to devalue my opinion while making his sound superior" is.literally the soyjak and chad meme
@@glitchedoom"He's trying to make me look stupid. It's time we took an appropriate response,"
Nice
This is not the worst discussion I saw on internet
"Now Jeremiah will understand how much his opinion means to me" 🤣 😂 🤣
I am a firm believer that we were never meant to be exposed to so much of humanity. We went from having small communities and social circles, to being part of this massive anonymous opinion pool, full of assgrabbers.
If we just called the Internet 'Assgrabbers Anonymous' instead, it would be a much merrier place.
Alleged ass grabbers...
Can't agree more. When your social circle is small, it just feels better and life is alot simpler
so dont fucking use it maybe?
@@Goutham1826true, and the fear of missing out is not as big or even non existent
I was not expecting this upon clicking the video in my feed. It reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.
nice
interesting fact: this phrase was invented in 1997
i read this before watching and angrily scrolled down to make a reply when i saw it
shut up you are wrong and I am right
You had sixteen abortions when you were a kid, wtf?
“Who needs the outside world when you’re inside the wide world of web” Something i never thought i would hear in 2024.
How to win twitter arguments.
I love how it goes from those old-school internet guidance videos to slowly descending into Twitter 😂, this made me laugh
*Xitter
@@MattEBF5 Twitter/X was exactly the same pre-Musk.
@@MattEBF5 Found the wokie who dislikes free speech.
@@EggwardEgghands i think musk made it better
@@juku619 Musk introduced paid blue mark, it was certainly funny when people blue marked their fake company accounts and produced anti-ad tweets, some of them very convincing ;) Fun stuff. Anyway, he proceeded to rebrand the company as X next, simultaneously melting company value by billions. I mean, wasn't it Musk who promised to destroy Twitter many years back? I think he succeeded!
2:35 "This calls for one thing and one thing only : Proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" this line is just gold 👌
(this is a test for you to practicing after the lesson,nothing i write would be serious) Cringe,no one ask lol,repeat same comment for like,shut the fuck up for once
😂
So real
It’s 2.40am and when he said I snorted 😂😂😂 almost woke up my husband 😂😂😂
I fuckin lost my shit!! His tone of voice makes it 100 times better😂😅😂😅😂😅
I wanted to go for "not recommend" as this keeps popping up but I accidentally clicked play and had a good laugh.
Day 1 on the internet: we need to reply this calmly Day 3244 on the internet: 💀
You absolutely *nailed* the 'informative' style of presenting and visually it looks pretty convincing too. I loved this
I legit thought this video was from the 1990s because its theme was so convincing. It was only when things started to escalate that I realized it was actually made in current times. 😂
For me it was that first turn around towards the screen 😂
@@KEKW-lc4xifor me it was when I saw the word 'welp' when I realised this ain't from the 90's
Hmph. Stupid kids. This IS from the 90's. Lauren had the right idea unlike your parents.
@@Andy_77799 Do you think 'welp' hasn't been around that long?
I absolutely love the transition to "PROVING JEREMIAH IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR" totally out of left field and made me do a spit take
Made me do it too. I seriously was LMFAOing through this video. A rarity
@@RealGateGuardian Ah yes laughing my fucking ass offing truly a new usecase to the word you've created. Now you better continue onwards with the video guide if you wanna continue this _discussion_
@@xClairy you have 1 youtube short comprised of an anime girl followed by 3 stolen low-resolution images from online with horribly meshed asmr audio in the background. of course, my short has less views and is also stolen content, but at least mine offers humor to a viewer. your piece on the other hand only offers viewers a mild migraine for the next hour or so.
@@b550man @xClairy Very nicely done you two, but I fear you really didn't watch the video closely enough. There were no personal insults, no allusions to the others questionable sexual tastes and no accusations of criminal behavior. You didn't even compare anyone to hitler. Please watch the video again and do it right from here on out.
@@b550man Unfortunately for you that ear-r*pe is intentional and it's to ensure that anyone who comes across the short would know they have the worst KZhead short algorithm and this alleviates them of the burden of watching shorts right after seeing it (Why else do you think I disabled comments after asking a question). I'm sure you know the implications of that for anyone lucky or unlucky enough to stumble upon it afterall it's a blessing in disguise. Maybe if you can't comprehend this ascension of knowledge with your puny sense of humour (which is just filling up a rat ballon with water and smacking it) you should just stop right away~
The fact that this video is 4:20 minutes long makes this even funnier
I'm going to show this to my students, they are going to be thrilled to hear they have so much in common with their ancestors from the 90's.
I'm gonna fuck my boy in the ass
😂😂😂
The amount of 'bad language' flies with school policy?
You grab your students asses?
"Ancestor" holyshit, I am not that old! Wait a sec, if I had a kid at 20 the kids would be 12/13.... Fuck I am old
All jokes aside this is a really well made vintage-homage video. It just encapsulates the type of professional and modest videos you’d see back in the day. Put this in a time capsule to confuse even more netizens
Would be even better with VHS tracking tear lines.
He got me in the first 30 or so seconds... That being said: This video is gold 😂
@@oliveryt7168Yez same! 😂 "option 3 pretty much has the best quality of the 3" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It reminded me of an old childhood memory and I shed a tear.
The haircut it what gives it out to me. Too slick.
imagine shit loading this fast in the 90s though. i remember sighing in frustration every time i had to load pictures...
Bruh, you didn't have 128k ISDN? Get out of here.
*Dial up sounds* *thousand yard stare*
Bruh this video is just ironically wholesome💀
And the moral of the story is never comment under your real name.
😎
Typical Geoff Kelly comment...
It's one thing for people to find out you're subscribed to MTV News in 2023 without them also knowing your real name. Maybe that's where you learned the famous British hacker Cold Fire was listening to Born Slippery by Underworld in his car when they arrested him.
@@TRG29338 You mean there's only him?
@@zqzj Which obviously must be his real name, since he comments under it.
Best part of the story is the fact that those valuable teaching from the “90’s” are still relevant to this day! Truly a timeless video.
Wait is this actually from the 90's?
@@abyssstrider2547please tell me you are joking
@@abyssstrider2547Are you serious? It says it in the title. It's clearly from the 1990s. This is a genuine VHS cassette.
@@rhandhom1 they thought it was a joke
@@rhandhom1 its very well done, appart from the fact thats obviously fake bc comedy and modern themes, i could not tell it appart from a real 90s video
I like how, even though Smithers always picks the wrong option, the alternatives are always genuinely sound advice.
Amazing how this 90s tutorial has stood the test of time and is just as relevant now as it was back then😊
It reminds me of the 2000s 2010s era gun-tactics message boards, forums. 👨🏽💻 with mods who lie-edit-distort content. Members with severe undiagnosed mental disorders.
Top notch work, this should be shown in high school to teach the children the correct internet etiquette.
Nah. Kindergarten is more appropriate Edit: how tf did a woosh start a war
@@chunkerdunker woosh
@@THarSul reverse wooosh
@@chunkerdunker recursive reverse woosh lol
@@THarSul T H E U L T I M A T E W O O S H
The only unrealistic thing about this video is that the comments appear without refreshing the page in the early internet days. The rest is 100 % accurate.
I'm curious: Is there a page that loads comments without refreshing?
@@bustanut5501 there is, such like discord and any live streaming webpage, but those type consume a lot of ram & processing power & a little more internet data compared to the ones that require refreshing such like reddit
@@bustanut5501 There's loads now. And many other websites now put up a notification or message telling you to refresh because more comments have been posted.
@@bustanut5501 Have you never heard of Twitter? Maybe you've been too busy jerking off to pictures of jeremiah's mongoloid girlfriend to browse the world wide web?
@@bustanut5501 twitter but you can't do it without something like javascript and everything back then used php or some old crap.
Blues clues vibes all over this guy... especially reminds me of the "mail time" bit of the show when he said, "oh! Looks like somebody already replied!"
"We can create it" *Psychopathic stare*
Stay pixel-perfect my friends!
shit, i’m low poly instead.
@@slipperynickelslmao
Shut up. This video is trash! I need to enforce my opinions on others to validate myself.
@@slipperynickelslmfao
@@slipperynickels lol
His casual delivery of "And this cock starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" made me bust out laughing.
Video really hit me right there 😂
"Mongoloid" got me rollin' ba-ha-ha
Only a true comedian can find the offensive to funny ratio like this 🤣
Same 😂
Least misogynistic incel insult
Seriously 90s way of presentation is calming and disciplined
Jeremiah was really trying to devalue your opinion while making his sound superior, I'm glad you 'talked' some sense into him.
I guess the art teacher had a valuable free lesson taught to him. How ironic!
This youtube video was created in an editing software like Davinci Resolve which as developed in 2004 for Windows, Linux and MacOS. The 90s aesthetic composed of intentionnaly blurry footage adds a welcoming dose of total immersion. However, I yearned for a longer tutorial! It ended too quickly, I really need to know more techniques on how to harass people online! This video reminded me of my childhood memory when I fell of my bike, broke both ankles but thanks to that were allowed to play games on my computer 24/7. Such great times. Welp, looks like I'll be thinking of new ways to step up my commenting game in my sleep tonight!
this gotta be pinned 😭
knowledge, details, emotion, and a dash of humor? This is certainly a perfect comment.
😂😂
@@didntknowyoucouldchangethi Hi didntknowyoucouldchangethi, I'm very happy you enjoyed my comment. I would happily engage in a longer discussion but I already exceeded data usage limit for this month. Don't want to pay extra like the last time and make my beautiful wife angry again! See you next month, cheers!
cool story bro
The AOL chatrooms have been a battlefield since this juicy bit of knowledge dropped.
You and he were . . . buddies, weren’t you?
Loading punting program now...
@@uncleheavy1066oh my, I miss those programs! ASCII drawings preprogrammed, punters all kinds of fun stuff.
Love is a battlefield
@@uncleheavy1066omg, the punting proggiez
Jokes aside I love how authentic it is
This video mimics the style, fashion, and aesthetics of classic 90s videos while also commenting on the toxicity of internet comments. I thought it was very creatively done. I would have loved it even more if there was a little more denim, though. It reminded me of my childhood, and I shed a single tear for those halcyon days gone by. Well, I guess I'll be counting comments as I fall asleep tonight. Stay safe out there on the Wide World of Web, folks!
Can't believe dude found a time machine and had the courage to post his video to users 30 years later. He's so ahead of his time.
Nice pun
maybe thats the person from which Jordan Peterson have to re-educate himself about behaviour on internet :D
More accurate than South Park commentary on trolling.
If someone told me this was an actual tutorial I would believe them because the stuff their saying here is just like something they would actually say! You killed this impression and the 90’s aesthetic.
You wouldn't know informative if it (hold on, let me read my notes)...
@@tomwhone9804 if it fucked you in the ass
@tomwhone9804 You wouldn’t know informative if it- (Let me check my notes…)
@@dingickso4098 LOL, I can't believe he actually got away with saying it in a KZhead video.
@tomwhone9804 "he said the f word oh my gosh. " Does your mom still change your diapers as well?
The fact this video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long is the icing on the shitpost cake
I loved 90s/early 2000s internet though to be serious, the innocence
I love how this first presents itself as useful info but slowly progresses towards low key aggression to finally open aggression. His smile makes this even funnier.
Lol this comment dumb, so obvious
@@ryanedwards805 lol yes
This was incredibly well done. I'm proud to say I've been internetting correctly - since the 90s, in fact!
You wouldn't know what art is even if it fucked you in the ass.
F U U F POS F
Looks like you're pixel perfect!
Stfu. Your opinion is trash.
You guys are the best. Internet was awesome back then with the chat rooms and the amazing forums. It all went downhill when people started getting ideas on how to make money out of it. Greed/Survival mindset combined with internet is a bad combo.
“We don’t need to find that information, we can create it!”
“We dont exactly need to find that information, we can create it”. This quote really fits the Mamamax situation.
2:36 the timing of "proving Jeremiah is a sexual predator" fading in casually like a normal slide show is infinitely hilarious to me
Yes! It's the whole level-up.
And now we got ass grabber adler bent over a barrel 🤣
What's funnier and sadder is you could do that to just about any woke SJW today and it'd be true without having to falsify evidence. Most of them are legit pedos for real, especially if they have pronouns in their bios!
The slide is even titled and underlined lmao
"This calls for one thing, and one thing only"
I've never seen a more accurate demonstration of how Reddit threads work. I've also never seen a more accurate 90s online tutorial impression. I had no option to but to leave a like.
Wgat do you know about reddit, trash. It's actually a decent website!
@@DarrinSKYou wouldn’t know Reddit if it fucked you in the ass
@@DarrinSKyes it is, reddit is even more disgusting
@@DarrinSKpeople will for sure go through your profile for past post history and comments, goddamn reddit detectives lmao
Well no this is how every social media including youtube works since every one of them used by human every one of them is trash
Very eloquent and thoughtful responses, can’t believe Jeremiah wasn’t swayed, smh!
Every single one has had a secret last option that he never told you about: find their address and "deal" with it in person
There's always one dude who keep innocent comments rather than plunge together into the heated chaos arguments, protect them at all cost
Fuck em
I
@@watchfulwren2251u gey
I wish I was like him instead of jumping into the most vile extremist arguments
+@@therealspeedwagon1451 u can. just b.
I wish I had half this guy's confidence and positive attitude during an internet argument.
Maybe if you lost your virginity and stopped being a loser
(That's a test, btw, I'm gonna train you, so give me your best shot)
Look at my username. My username is part of the game. The only reason why I'm active on KZhead.
just know its the internet and take nothing seriosly like someone tried to annoy me bc i commented on an ad on insta with this fake ass cola i didnt take it seriously i didnt even go to his profile to do personal responses i just told him to go fuck himself in the face with a taser and didnt respond he commented twice after that meaning ive won
@@trolojolo6178unfortunately, you're brown
Smithers as always is the embodiment of obsession and overthinking. A genuinely loveable sociopath ❤️
Thanks for teaching me how to make kind and thoughtful comments even if i disagree with the person.
3:28 I love the random 'i
As a child of the 90s, I whole heartedly endorse and approve of this instructional video. The onyl thing missing was death threats, and claims of being famous/extremely rich.
LOL You forgot to include claims of being a Navy Seal/SAS/Spetsnaz/Gym Beef Cake/Bruce Lee's disciple/Supa Killa Ninja/Terminator to back up the direct-delivery-to-your-home death threats!
A guy shitting on you for being born in 95-99 range and pretending to be an old hardened factory worker who has really known the worst of life just for the moron to forget to change his nickname from Nicky2006pu$$yhunter
Also, insults to your opponent's mom and creative ways of implying that you've gotten intimate with her.
Don't forget..... We're coming for you. Like ya sure
I dunno, it could stand to have more racial slurs
This reminds me of the instant messaging with my dad in the 90s. God bless his soul!
HELPPP “A** GRABBER ADLER” 💀
This is something I can only describe as "bullseye content". It's all so perfect, his name, voice, type of glasses, and exact positioning on the bridge of his nose
I love surfing the internets. But most people are dumb.
The forum having an upvote function killed the illusion for me tbh
@@merluzacongelada5361 Yea there was a bunch of tells that killed the illusion.
It's a Mandela thing. We had updates, we can't remember.
I would say haircut is a bit off. And he's a bit too buff too.
It's amazing how this advice still holds up after all these years. This guy was really ahead of the game
if you say so
He created the game
Except maybe for using geocities.
*Wosh* its not actual advice u !d!ot
I hope this is a joke?
I'm so glad I've been using the wide web world correctly.
How to Reply to Negative Comments: DON'T! DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!
Oh my god, thank you youtube algorithm for recommending this channel to me. This is an absolute goldmine. It caters to my loves of shitposting and 90s nostalgia. Please keep up the amazing work. The authenticity is off the charts.
Yes, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear.
Wait is this real
ON GOD
Fun fact, internet communication in the 1990s were nothing like this. Even in the nastiest flamewars, we never even dreamed of going as psycho as people regularly do today. A guy in my town got a worldwide reputation for being the internet's biggest troll of the 90s, and even he was polite compared to today's typical KZhead comments section.
@@Hastur876 yeah I know, that's what makes this so funny
To be fair, there's no way in the world a guy with THAT mustache and hairstyle who's also an art teacher is NOT a pervert
Modern art is a joke. Liberalism is insanity.
Valid
To be fair, there's no way in the world a guy -with THAT mustache and hairstyle- who's -also- an art teacher is NOT a pervert Fixed your comment, all artists are freaks.
@@Ezekiel_Allium Ouch...
@@Ezekiel_Alliumas an artist, can confirm!
Thank you for this wonderful tutorial. I now dare to browse the world wide web again!
The thumbnail image alone made me spit my coffee laughing.
"and this c*** starved goblin girl he calls a girlfriend" classic af man 😂
always stay classy
Thank you for censoring yourself for the Lord
@@jamesfrancese6091 I know you are joking but I confess with my heart, spirit, and soul that Jesus Christ lived and died and is King. On another note while it is funny it actually is pretty bad. Cheers.
2:19 bro this ain't the 90's, this is the dark ages
The irony is that if he really teaches art, then he knows that art cannot be defined in any one way :D
StyxHexenhammer has come a long way.
the way he keeps his positivity and his 90's way of presenting things throughout is just the best! ❤
positivity is not a strong password, try using a long copypasta such as "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"
know your place, trash
A good ol times where you still could threaten someone with his Life from your moms basement...shame on you censorship
He knew... he had a prescient vision that this way of life would last. And last it did for decades, well into the 21st century. If only he were still alive to see it... 🥲
this is one of the funniest internet sketches to date
The webpage hosted by geocities is criminally underrated in the comments.
I like how he doesn't even consider "denying being a celibate" as an option. Despite this, he is right that there is no correlatoin between celibacy and the strenght of your argument.
Always be on the offensive,that way they can't ask why you are being defensive.
Something a virgin would write
@@Hastur876I wish, I lost my virginity on a brother that my cousin made me go while we were both drunk. Guys, protect your virginity, it won’t come back. :-/
@@hieroprotoganist3440Why wait the other guy call you an incel when you can be the one calling others incel?
must be a muslim.
The internet is like the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey and KZhead is like the obelisk that bestowed the power of violence onto humanity except instead of violence it's comments
HAHAHA! This comment deserves more likes. That's a shockingly insightful observation.
and reddit and twitter is basically mad max of the internet where everyone want to rip and tear each other like its a sport
Violence in the form of comments
@@NogardtistWITNESS MEEEEEE
@@NogardtistI’m sorry you seem to have taken a wrong turn at /pol
I’m happy I found this gem again, I remember seeing this months ago and I thought about it ever since so I’m happy I found it again
Idk when it died, but I’m glad I was able to experience it through the early voip days
I always enjoy watching these because they always have a very authentic 90s feel to them. Also, even these days on the modern internet, people still argue about dumb things. Whenever I check the replies to a comment I saw in a KZhead comment section, and I get to the middle, or maybe the end of the reply chain, 50% of the time, there's an argument over something stupid that isn't even going to affect anybody in 5 years.
more like 5 hours lol
Yeah, well, your mom blows goats. (Kidding!)
@@mikieswart yep.
*insert argument comment here*
@@victorcondurache6379 *insert reply that starts a chain reaction that causes a pointless argument that someone finds one day 16 years later and looks at as a relic and thinks "why did they argue over something so dumb?" and adds it to their collection of ancient internet relics*
It's quite relieving to know that what I thought I was a victim of was actually just normal behavior on the internet. Thank you for this video, truly life changing and will certainly make said life a lot easier.
You wouldn't know normal behavior if it fucked you in the ass
me and ur mom were dancing last night
@@glauberbispo8922What's wrong with you? His mom died of AIDS years ago.
@@TheSefk she didnt, she just ran away with chad
AAAAAIIIIDS
For all these years I felt guilty about how I use the internet but you have shown me the errors of my ways.
3:10 he made that website in less than a minute that’s some serious internet skills
"after hours of hard works"
As a "late GenX puberty in the 90s" guy I'm more than impressed how perfectly you matched the 90s style. From the glasses to the haircut that could be me in 97 :-))
I bet you rocked it just as well, too.
It's the music that ties it all together like a 90s ribbon
I bet he used Google to search what the 90s were like, he looks 20.
@@dazzlemasseurThat’s the beauty of the internet. The knowledge of everything in the palm of your hand.
Nah, that haircut doesn't do it for 90s standards. Undercuts weren't popular then.
Half the internet follows this tutorial by heart
i was terribly hoping there was going to be a part where he did a "we can shut off the internet of the people who cant stop responding negatively!". that would have been it for my bladder control.
"3:44" A was never an option
2:29 i love how he broke character in the tone of his voice for the first three words of his sentence
Yeah, that's my favorite part! It isn't even truly breaking character - it's having the character break character to reveal an even deeper character. Now THAT'S acting.
+@@antonliakhovitch8306 bingo, and no it's just being funny lol those moments are techn the opposite of acting if we're being honest
@@antonliakhovitch8306lmao, YES!
@@antonliakhovitch8306exactly what i was implying unclearly
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