Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble
@justafan1311 ай бұрын
@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.
@CapPotato38811 ай бұрын
You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.
@phoenix015311 ай бұрын
When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂
@schrdngrskat384711 ай бұрын
For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."
@endersquiddyyoutube79998 ай бұрын
Gun owners talking to the atf be like
@93_industries7 ай бұрын
Sounds kinda gay to me
@SoniWyd7 ай бұрын
@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure
@endersquiddyyoutube79997 ай бұрын
Fr
@elvinserrano41827 ай бұрын
@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂
@laurakastrup7 ай бұрын
"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners" Probably the best idea ive heard.
@marisoldelossantos5518Ай бұрын
SATAN
@mahwishaasim25 күн бұрын
@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?
@danpierce193713 күн бұрын
@@danpierce1937 yes
@anobody38118 күн бұрын
god liked it as well. 😁
@opeeate7 күн бұрын
When you're loved by a chihuahua, you feel special. It's like being accepted thru fire and trial
@shelleydawnballardАй бұрын
🤣🤣👏🫶
@ac164629 күн бұрын
it's like being accepted by satan?
@F_M2010 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Itsmerveille1257 күн бұрын
Do you mean trial by fire?
@unachica71626 күн бұрын
Reading this as mine is having a nap with me and my yorkie
@thundabolt786716 сағат бұрын
“Anger of 10,000 men..” “20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”
@longcheese617911 ай бұрын
Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@alchemicmercury11 ай бұрын
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
@longcheese617911 ай бұрын
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@yarik1411 ай бұрын
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
@longcheese617911 ай бұрын
@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people
@noicemate911111 ай бұрын
there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably
@tatertot39119 ай бұрын
524 no comment?
@airplane7428 ай бұрын
631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
@leah.the.gremlin8 ай бұрын
They are the spawn of Satan
@snraven11008 ай бұрын
845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that
@Shaun_Plays8 ай бұрын
894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that
@S.C.P-Site468 ай бұрын
"Dont you think it's a little...intense???" "Yes I do thank you " That had me rolling 😂😂😂
@user-mk9de5gw3hАй бұрын
Lucifer: My idea for a dog is called *"THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBERDU-"*
@WDawghehe27 күн бұрын
*THAT SPITS FIRE* AND *MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT* *✨DEPRESSION✨*
@user-xn4zn3sr5c16 күн бұрын
Hazbin hotel trope! Reunite!
@maddragonriseowo12789 күн бұрын
❤
@AmandaTroutman6 күн бұрын
RUBBERDOG. I meants to say dog
@jessieridgeway83346 күн бұрын
Love it 😍
@PowerPunk315905 күн бұрын
Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage** Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!
@spookysugar8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@beastly.warner8 ай бұрын
Satan attest I have bichis
@endergameing1057 ай бұрын
Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter
@Pumpkinsmasherok7 ай бұрын
I get the reference
@siegebot827 ай бұрын
I own a Chiuauha
@supernovaRA7 ай бұрын
“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀
@S1ushyHead5 ай бұрын
that was indeed the joke
@thatoneguy80105 ай бұрын
you really rolled?
@WhiteEmperor5 ай бұрын
You see me rolling
@Thelittleguy41514 ай бұрын
My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.
@shyrougegaming79224 ай бұрын
@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?
@Thelittleguy41514 ай бұрын
My inlaws had one before she died that only barked when people were leaving. Like as soon as somebody said goodbye she started raising hell like "your gonna stop petting me? ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
@FeppyDooАй бұрын
my chihuahua, coco, she is not aggressive at all, she just hates the mailman and she is 50% kill mailman, 50% shaking violently
@gorillachadvr-rightsАй бұрын
That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.
@devam819211 ай бұрын
And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long
@raymondwiggins35411 ай бұрын
Contain? It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^
@alexs581411 ай бұрын
@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○
@Emilythematerialgurl11 ай бұрын
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
@KatrinaGamse11 ай бұрын
and all 9 cells of its brain
@MrJay_White11 ай бұрын
“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever
@izthistle619611 ай бұрын
On god
@darthball00111 ай бұрын
And god said it's a good idea 🤣
@Starlight-ik9qp11 ай бұрын
funny
@Graphgaming11 ай бұрын
Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.
@dudewhatthewhat898311 ай бұрын
It actually is
@Freddy_Ghost499711 ай бұрын
I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both. Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine. It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.
@kosakukawajiri500720 күн бұрын
They both sound like such amazing girls!❤
@khaleesireyna7313 күн бұрын
I really miss them honestly. Piper even had puppies long ago, then we gave all away except one, Fozzie, who was part Chihuahua part Shih Tzu and half Labrador. You would have never seen a sweeter dog. Sadly, he died too... I miss all my previous pets.
@kosakukawajiri50073 күн бұрын
Holy shit, describing a chihuahua as a broken chainsaw on cocaine is the best thing i’ve ever heard
@Will-mk5pj3 күн бұрын
@@kosakukawajiri5007 How did you get a LABRADOR of ALL THINGS to mate with a CHIHUAHUA? And how did she even SURVIVE?? 👁👄👁
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec2 күн бұрын
@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec Remember, she was half Chihuahua half Shih Tzu, she was larger than most chewies. That and the lab wasn't that big. It was one of the neighbors labs. Let's just say when I let Piper out to do business, they decided to have debauchery.
@kosakukawajiri50072 күн бұрын
As a chihuahua, I can confirm Satan made me.
@TomiokaGiyuu02Ай бұрын
The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying
@Haruo61611 ай бұрын
Bro came prepared after half an eternity
@tommylanger768611 ай бұрын
Female dog
@MandyWoodside-ks3bj11 ай бұрын
ikr! Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅
@john-ic5pz11 ай бұрын
@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍
@john-ic5pz11 ай бұрын
“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.
@some_dude159611 ай бұрын
"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.
@SethBeck11 ай бұрын
just like Old Testament times
@almasakic114811 ай бұрын
The likes being 616 💀
@blackknight675711 ай бұрын
But isn't lucifer God's son?
@katsuya06311 ай бұрын
@Katsuya06 no he was an angel
@angiebarron381811 ай бұрын
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
@enibeni207111 ай бұрын
I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.
@ultimatexecutioner826025 күн бұрын
My two were my vets favourites. Sweetest, kindest little bundles of joy and great with the grandchildren.
@wendy52906 күн бұрын
Mine was the best dog ever. I miss him
@denisehagwood4542Күн бұрын
Okay so you want to make a CHI-OO-AA-OO-AA had me dying and bro the anger of 10.000 men 😂😂😂😂
@arjonlisi981327 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Kittyqueen87yeagirluwuКүн бұрын
*chuckles demonically* “Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”
@viktorisedits11 ай бұрын
Are you a PJO fan? I mean you have Reyna as profile picture
@Hibubbles031511 ай бұрын
@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits
@viktorisedits11 ай бұрын
@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits
@Hibubbles031511 ай бұрын
@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.
@ReachingClouds11 ай бұрын
Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.
@3arthandsky11 ай бұрын
I love how the angel is the only sane person there
@Marzzzz11110 ай бұрын
74 likes and zero comments let me help with that
@Cobra1236610 ай бұрын
541 and 2 comments let me help with that
@arandomguyontheinternet502010 ай бұрын
872 with 3 comments? Let me help with that
@2Guys1CarTV10 ай бұрын
1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix
@jazzelprogato742010 ай бұрын
1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do
@zelistiusedits10 ай бұрын
Chihuahuas are the best breed. We have seven of them. 15 years to 6 months. They bark alot, defend our home at all costs and are loyal to a fault. ❤❤❤
@jillgross62325 күн бұрын
Satan missed one key label of Chihuahuas, Jumping when it fucking barks
@naomitolbert8885Ай бұрын
"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!
@joemercurio87111 ай бұрын
My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry
@reginasandoval62811 ай бұрын
When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.
@dragonxlove11 ай бұрын
*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*
@alzbetavomackova857011 ай бұрын
So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?
@hannajung751211 ай бұрын
Yes my favorite robin jason Todd
@abnerreyes344911 ай бұрын
mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone. just saying 🙂
@kingnduh665411 ай бұрын
Haha fr tho
@moontoot33311 ай бұрын
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO DAMN GOOD IN A SUIT?!
@Kuro.is_d3adАй бұрын
My friend actually has a chihuahua named Freddy. He's so cute 🥰❤
@CookieQueenViАй бұрын
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
@amberfuchscia70911 ай бұрын
I wanna be a grandparent like that
@Bowie_E11 ай бұрын
I don't want your Cash Money. 😂
@Ms.Whiplash11 ай бұрын
It's the owners, not the dogs.
@gerudoqueenriju11 ай бұрын
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@amberfuchscia70911 ай бұрын
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
@gerudoqueenriju11 ай бұрын
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
@ladyfreedomrocks11 ай бұрын
And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.
@DonnaBarrHerself11 ай бұрын
Sounds like a very good boy.
@aneitalt11 ай бұрын
going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD
@roberthohman463711 ай бұрын
That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.
@AngelaKSellsHomes11 ай бұрын
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖
@eddavanleemputten923211 ай бұрын
"Hey god~ WHY'S LUCIFER HERE ?!?" That's peak
@Chriszapis-ok6 күн бұрын
The funny thing for me with all the chihuahua stuff is that one of my neighbors had one that was just a cinnamon bun and loved attention. Granted, he was old, but he was trained so well to the point he'd walk without a leash.
@wenzler30527 күн бұрын
As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-
@unitystorm685911 ай бұрын
😂😂
@maggiechang995610 ай бұрын
mines actually chill tho
@cowboylikeizzie10 ай бұрын
100,000 men
@xxmension04xx4710 ай бұрын
mine is so pure(
@_nobu_885210 ай бұрын
I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol
@literallyeunchae10 ай бұрын
Violent shaking as a personality trait has me screaming 😂😂😂😂
@beautifulinterlude704411 ай бұрын
I could have u screaming too 🥱
@heeheeghost313910 ай бұрын
420th comment
@UNoWKoWN10 ай бұрын
So accurate 😂😂😂
@darraghtormey150010 ай бұрын
This had me shaking
@yuanyuan464710 ай бұрын
I had a chihuahua and she wasn’t mean like she wouldn’t ankle bite and she would only ever bark at strangers. She also loved babies for some reason and thought she was a human like she would sleep like one, eat human food, and try to act like one.
@Elizabeth-dv9wh17 күн бұрын
The fact everyone says how mean Chihuahuas are but mine is literally the sweetest 😭😭 I love her sm
@KuraSoKool4 күн бұрын
My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂
@rosetyler463011 ай бұрын
Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet
@dragonforcelego11 ай бұрын
@@dragonforcelego breathed HIS air
@Aracnah11 ай бұрын
Sooo...a fallen angel?
@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost11 ай бұрын
Angel just like Lucifer 😂
@howaboutno108311 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 You guys...smh
@youtubeidentity741211 ай бұрын
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
@socpancake11 ай бұрын
Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!
@StrakanDocrusReakal11 ай бұрын
@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂
@HaagseDannyKalf11 ай бұрын
They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.
@cristlejohnson490011 ай бұрын
@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT
@StrakanDocrusReakal11 ай бұрын
not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!
@socpancake11 ай бұрын
"Remember kids, All dogs go to heaven. Except the Chihuahuas." *Agressive grinning*
@JK_just_passing_by27 күн бұрын
You are so delightfully talented. I just love your content. Your script writing seems pretty clean as your edits have really tight transitions. Bravo for the entire process. Just great content.
@cricklicklers93825 күн бұрын
“Apple shaped head” Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble Update:he ate an apple
@AKidNamedLucas10 ай бұрын
😂
@alycran9 ай бұрын
Nah, bro was offended 💀
@colexyt85009 ай бұрын
That means its about to fuck you up
@Adharcaiin9 ай бұрын
That means its about to fuck you up
@Adharcaiin9 ай бұрын
Bro gonna bite you to death
@Leeya_Nyx8 ай бұрын
“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing
@BingChilling12411 ай бұрын
what the fuck does that mean
@zachbrown163011 ай бұрын
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.
@brendanr15253 ай бұрын
I was expecting something like bloodhounds but this is way more accurate
@aracuno86262 күн бұрын
Honestly, I can appreciate Satan's wit and interest in chaos.
@xX_H347H3R_Xx29 күн бұрын
i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.
@TheKisame80811 ай бұрын
He should have access to a lot of lawyers...
@GhostBear306711 ай бұрын
@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does
@TheKisame80811 ай бұрын
Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol
@saracecchinelli374011 ай бұрын
No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.
@patrickpromen360511 ай бұрын
that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.
@Grey_Shard11 ай бұрын
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@Thalia_8D11 ай бұрын
@@antichrist1864😂
@jaynewallace859211 ай бұрын
@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@jaynewallace859211 ай бұрын
@@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.
@jaynewallace859211 ай бұрын
@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first
@diveblock205811 ай бұрын
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
@InYourFloorboards1234511 ай бұрын
Chihuahua is actually such sweet dogs
@potatoestudio538Ай бұрын
Yeah right 😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko8492 күн бұрын
The violent shaking is too real, worked dog daycare literally every one we had was either shaking in rage or terror the only time they weren't was when they were eating, drinking or getting loved
@WolfoftheNorse3 күн бұрын
When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂
@vanessaw9511 ай бұрын
Yep😂
@marcodykstracarmona11 ай бұрын
and the Shiba Inu!
@victrola200711 ай бұрын
@@victrola2007 nah
@marcodykstracarmona11 ай бұрын
What about pinschers tho?
@fulana_de_tal11 ай бұрын
Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!
@j.woodard245211 ай бұрын
the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing
@Miguel_loves_villains11 ай бұрын
Dude fr 😂
@um291311 ай бұрын
fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.
@TheJarlath911 ай бұрын
Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.
@Nebafyer_DandD11 ай бұрын
The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum
@mysteriousmask909611 ай бұрын
@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?
@justsomeguy326711 ай бұрын
glad this popped back into my feed again, this is one of my favs
@a-a-ron90278 күн бұрын
They wouldn't be chihuahuas without the anger of 10000 men!!!😂😂😂😂
@ciaragrey55238 күн бұрын
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
@randompersonontheinternet143511 ай бұрын
Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!
@LovelessMilo11 ай бұрын
Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs
@evanfrioux91011 ай бұрын
minnow translates to small and insignificant
@124neospacedude11 ай бұрын
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
@MsBettyRubble11 ай бұрын
@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.
@bringmychariot11 ай бұрын
as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔
@not_mason6911 ай бұрын
My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly
@CatgirlRj11 ай бұрын
Also yes... The "Rage Tremble". She can get so angry that she cries. 😭
@inthelandofmorethansmall758211 ай бұрын
As a chihuahua I can confirm this.
@Lhorez11 ай бұрын
@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹
@bambi_bbholic634311 ай бұрын
Glad I stumbled upon your videos!! 😂❤ Thanks for the laugh!! 👍
@SaraDeagle-fc3cqАй бұрын
that "yes, i do, thank you" has me crushing on him fr
@hishighnessleefelix22 күн бұрын
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
@helenetrstrup481711 ай бұрын
Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
@icarusbinns315611 ай бұрын
Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed
@kizukun00111 ай бұрын
So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?
@starsaur666411 ай бұрын
@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆
@helenetrstrup481711 ай бұрын
“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂
@chloefranco59978 ай бұрын
LAMO
@anaguerrero-qe7cy8 ай бұрын
whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣
@yesnt31188 ай бұрын
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@laurenferguson9598 ай бұрын
Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.
@user-tq9sg6lv6q7 ай бұрын
--hi--
@chadarkinreyes77237 ай бұрын
“Well this was a productive meeting”-Alastor
@Huskerdust_shipper1418 күн бұрын
“I promise, they’re not that bad” *bites ankle 😂
@ariumandrews604Күн бұрын
listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again
@ashleyjohnson965111 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@saracecchinelli374011 ай бұрын
Brother
@AngelaKSellsHomes11 ай бұрын
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@ashleyjohnson965111 ай бұрын
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
@j.woodard245211 ай бұрын
“ isn’t that a little intense?” “Yes, thank you!” Had me dead lol
@Itsherrr1445 ай бұрын
Did you have a funeral?
@Ryomensukuna794 ай бұрын
@@Ryomensukuna79 yes lol
@Itsherrr1444 ай бұрын
Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။
@megalo-rex4 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
@dappleapple4 ай бұрын
I gotchu with that 666 👍
@RileyGibson-mj4lf4 ай бұрын
Their entire personality is violent shaking is amazing
@Somebody_random117 күн бұрын
All that rage and vibrations from this lil breed of a dog is like it's trying to do something with its insecurity
@scarletfoxfrostnovember340727 күн бұрын
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
@stevenpaniagua846311 ай бұрын
Your dog is dying
@kylejohnson844711 ай бұрын
I love stoneresque chis
@tbohn1011 ай бұрын
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
@pixiesouter946111 ай бұрын
Chihuahua with the tism
@jonathanmoody429411 ай бұрын
You got the silent rager I suppose
@theallseeingkuma156911 ай бұрын
A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7
@Mc_Barbietoes6 ай бұрын
*wouldn't gliding be faster?*
@Barbussy225 ай бұрын
Twinses!!!
@Mc_Barbietoes5 ай бұрын
100%
@Patriciapispas7045 ай бұрын
And the caffeine triggers it's rage
@IamProcool5 ай бұрын
@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right
@Mc_Barbietoes5 ай бұрын
I always laugh at stuff like this mostly bc I've got two and they're the cuddliest sweethearts. XD most Chi aggression is from folks not treating or training them like actual dogs, raised right they are wonderful little goobers. They do shake just like. SO much tho.
@ruffboiALT2 күн бұрын
as a chihuahua owner i can agree they have the anger for not only 10,000 men but at least 20,000
@SlightlyLiving18 күн бұрын
My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks
@Jewelz-qt8qt11 ай бұрын
“65% looking for snacks”😂 Isn’t that all dogs?
@wolfspirit723911 ай бұрын
@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit
@Jewelz-qt8qt11 ай бұрын
@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some
@draklingscp10 ай бұрын
@@draklingscp you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some
@Jewelz-qt8qt10 ай бұрын
Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅
@tristanreznor10 ай бұрын
I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life
@gabrielflamm40784 ай бұрын
I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.
@sheilacampbell25213 ай бұрын
👍🥹yep
@kathrinefer73013 ай бұрын
Dog too angry to die
@yalkn20733 ай бұрын
That's a Sith Lord right there
@OriginalBallsmn3 ай бұрын
Mines 16
@TheSillySandwich3 ай бұрын
"Ćhūwãúwâ" had me dying on the floor😭✋
@Zylar-nx3kv24 күн бұрын
Chihuahua’s are 100%rage and 50% cuteness😂
@Ash-022228 күн бұрын
``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?`` I died laughing 💀 😂
@SILO._.S1LLY11 ай бұрын
Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa
@BooBuKittyPhuk11 ай бұрын
Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂
@rosetyler463011 ай бұрын
My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa
@karenalessio683711 ай бұрын
As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7
@Lxooky10 ай бұрын
I'm so glad mine doesn't.
@zarasbazaar10 ай бұрын
@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does
@Hiiiyal10 ай бұрын
My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅
@Alex-yh6hz10 ай бұрын
Same
@Defnotdjase0810 ай бұрын
Fr tho 😂
@DOG5577CAT10 ай бұрын
Violent shaking and the anger of 10,000 men. Extremely accurate.
@clarejennings50496 күн бұрын
I bet originally he wanted to make them the same size as a great dane but God agreed with the safety backup the angel came up with
@sophieockerman434515 күн бұрын
Chihuahuas can actually be pretty loving and gentle if raised properly Though the shivering part is unavoidable for some reason
@Johnnygreyer9 ай бұрын
Not all chis shake though
@elin_9 ай бұрын
This is extremely accurate 😂
@len107998 ай бұрын
No . Just pure spawn devils
@thecreatordiesalone87038 ай бұрын
I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.
@HarmonyHope75348 ай бұрын
I know two chihuahuas who love to cuddle and snuggle. It's really cute.
@lilycha93988 ай бұрын
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
@AGhostInTheCorner11 ай бұрын
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
@painpega11 ай бұрын
They live off of spite
@Puppet314111 ай бұрын
@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@ricardoalbuquerque766511 ай бұрын
Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes
@eat13911 ай бұрын
i feel so bad for chihuhas
@Milk-ck1wv11 ай бұрын
“Why is Lucifer here?” Gabriel looked shocked and scared when saying that lol
@FriskUndertale2015Ай бұрын
I had a wonderful toy Chihuahua named Paco. He was extremely well-behaved and quiet. One day, I met a man on the street with a female chihuahua and he decided to pick up his dog when he saw Paco approaching. Out of spite, Paco peed on his leg 🤭.
@cristinamariamatei91685 күн бұрын
The way he says "Yes, i do! Thank you :)" Was so wholesome.
@suspectxxxl29807 ай бұрын
Reminded me of Lucifer Morningstar xD
@IGDuarte6 ай бұрын
you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!
@porfiriodiazcarrillo755111 ай бұрын
That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying
@JS-L9011 ай бұрын
A very cerebral comment.....
@poesraven454011 ай бұрын
😂👍
@annawey11 ай бұрын
We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday
@bezoticallyyours832 ай бұрын
Only ever met one chill chihuahua in my entire life. his name is charlie, and he's the sweetest little guy.
@Skiltaire06Ай бұрын
I have met several and so I got one as my first dog. He's not exactly "chill" all the time but he's not angry and he doesn't shake. He loves to cuddle me.
@dumbartonyankee6 күн бұрын
"i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by GOD" bug like an Angel
@tayebaislamoishi907511 күн бұрын
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
@EdieBird11 ай бұрын
Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons
@derrickallen813811 ай бұрын
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
@SugarandSarcasm11 ай бұрын
@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect
@mook_butt803711 ай бұрын
@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.
@derrickallen813811 ай бұрын
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
@nobodyspecial11511 ай бұрын
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
@PlayfulOtter11 ай бұрын
"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"
@raymondwiggins35411 ай бұрын
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
@L.T.122111 ай бұрын
My boys weren't like that. Well one was for a while but to be fair he was rescued from terrible people. Once he knew that my wife and I wouldn't let anything bad happen to him, that he'd never be hurt again, he became the happiest little guy. Tho that anger of 10,000 men was directed at any ball or toy with a squeaker inside and once he'd killed the squeak, ripped it out, he'd never touch that tou again, lol. We found a bear that you could replace the squeaker, that was his nemesis. That was the only time his inner demon would wake. It still took him a minute to warm up to a new person but the aggression was gone. He passed away 3years ago and my other little boy, joined him last week after 15 years. To say I'm grieving is an understatement. Unlike his brother, this one was the smartest, sweetest little clown and he knew that he was small and took advantage of it. He never met a stranger, as the saying goes. If you met him, you loved him. I miss them both. They taught me a lot about myself, about patience and about living like everyday is a new adventure. They loved each other and they loved their family, even the cats. I'm glad that they are together again, playing and sunbathing, forever puppies at the Rainbow Bridge but it still hurts. My cat keeps looking for him, just like he did for a while after we lost the first dog. This did make me laugh tho and I needed that. Their names were Mojo Jojo and Might E. Mouse.
@russellstubbs8224Ай бұрын
as soon as he said "the anger of 10000 men" my dog started barking 💀☠️
@Glitch-Finder28 күн бұрын
“Chi oo aa oo aa” 💀💀
@tristanmol35648 ай бұрын
The translation for this comment 😂😂
@riswaymouth7 ай бұрын
"chi yes aa yes aa"💀💀
@Freepalestine-lc6jx7 ай бұрын
🤣 I did that why does KZhead always give the weirdest translations
@ProcreateTracing7 ай бұрын
The translation though💀😭😂
@no_1.57 ай бұрын
Chi oo aa oo aa like bro,💀💀💀💀💀
@CorbinThacker7 ай бұрын
Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time
@keven4711 ай бұрын
Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.
@NesquickCoffee11 ай бұрын
They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that
@SevenPr1me11 ай бұрын
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
@zmite611411 ай бұрын
Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.
@Bizcuits2611 ай бұрын
if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner
@ohiosgreatestenemy947211 ай бұрын
I love chihuahua, he was such a good boy. He got a little angry, but in his defense i was an annoying kid and he only *really* got mad when i woke him up for cuddles. He also won a fight with a pittie (she is an angel so didn't fight back lmao) i miss that dog.
@galaxy9radio664Ай бұрын
Gabriel: “Apple shaped head” Every other Angel: *visible Adam and Eve flashbacks*
@lephAANT31222 күн бұрын
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.
@Numbers_011 ай бұрын
Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr
@solus868511 ай бұрын
@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩
@Delta_Quagsire11 ай бұрын
The Devil's drip is real
@nelsonnottveit539511 ай бұрын
Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different
@Aurelius00011 ай бұрын
@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅
@pitilessnightmare687910 ай бұрын
As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage
@TheNorthernFrog6 ай бұрын
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
@phillipcraig11204 ай бұрын
Yes
@BeyonderGod4 ай бұрын
It’s like when the Favorite child comes home for a family gathering
@BobJillJackZorroKhoshekZukoАй бұрын
My chihuahua was so sweet. I miss her so much she passed last November.
@queenbeauty214414 күн бұрын
Chihuahuas be like: 50 % tremble, 50% chaos, 1000% rage
@seekgaming30311 ай бұрын
😢 so mean I have a chihuahua and he cuddles with me ❤
@Rex-78710 ай бұрын
That’s 1100%!!
@WolfieXPlays10 ай бұрын
Bro last week a chihuahua chased me down it was on my ankles
@Mia_luv10 ай бұрын
@@Mia_luvthe chihuahua may have been in a bad situation or not properly treated
@Rex-78710 ай бұрын
@@Rex-787 mongus
@thebetmax618810 ай бұрын
As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me
@luca_diaz7 ай бұрын
SAME
@jasonbanister8767 ай бұрын
Satan must like you💀
@kenysulivan957 ай бұрын
My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles
@Untaxxable7 ай бұрын
My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭
@Tonio927 ай бұрын
Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner
@tandraarisandi66807 ай бұрын
My wife's chihuahua is actually really sweet. It took him two years to stop biting me but now he loves me.
@ThisDoebАй бұрын
My Chihuahua is actually very sweet, he never bites and he loves cuddling with me and giving me kisses. He’s super sweet and he only barks if there is actual danger, he also howls with me.
Chihuaha's, 50% rage, 50% tremble.
They tremble with rage! 📳😖🤬📳
Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble
@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.
You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.
When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂
For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."
Gun owners talking to the atf be like
Sounds kinda gay to me
@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure
Fr
@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂
"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners" Probably the best idea ive heard.
SATAN
@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?
@@danpierce1937 yes
god liked it as well. 😁
When you're loved by a chihuahua, you feel special. It's like being accepted thru fire and trial
🤣🤣👏🫶
it's like being accepted by satan?
😂😂😂😂😂
Do you mean trial by fire?
Reading this as mine is having a nap with me and my yorkie
“Anger of 10,000 men..” “20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”
Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people
there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably
524 no comment?
631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
They are the spawn of Satan
845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that
894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that
"Dont you think it's a little...intense???" "Yes I do thank you " That had me rolling 😂😂😂
Lucifer: My idea for a dog is called *"THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBERDU-"*
*THAT SPITS FIRE* AND *MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT* *✨DEPRESSION✨*
Hazbin hotel trope! Reunite!
❤
RUBBERDOG. I meants to say dog
Love it 😍
Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage** Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!
😂😂😂😂
Satan attest I have bichis
Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter
I get the reference
I own a Chiuauha
“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀
that was indeed the joke
you really rolled?
You see me rolling
My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.
@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?
My inlaws had one before she died that only barked when people were leaving. Like as soon as somebody said goodbye she started raising hell like "your gonna stop petting me? ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
my chihuahua, coco, she is not aggressive at all, she just hates the mailman and she is 50% kill mailman, 50% shaking violently
That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.
And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long
Contain? It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^
@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
and all 9 cells of its brain
“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever
On god
And god said it's a good idea 🤣
funny
Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.
It actually is
I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both. Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine. It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.
They both sound like such amazing girls!❤
I really miss them honestly. Piper even had puppies long ago, then we gave all away except one, Fozzie, who was part Chihuahua part Shih Tzu and half Labrador. You would have never seen a sweeter dog. Sadly, he died too... I miss all my previous pets.
Holy shit, describing a chihuahua as a broken chainsaw on cocaine is the best thing i’ve ever heard
@@kosakukawajiri5007 How did you get a LABRADOR of ALL THINGS to mate with a CHIHUAHUA? And how did she even SURVIVE?? 👁👄👁
@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec Remember, she was half Chihuahua half Shih Tzu, she was larger than most chewies. That and the lab wasn't that big. It was one of the neighbors labs. Let's just say when I let Piper out to do business, they decided to have debauchery.
As a chihuahua, I can confirm Satan made me.
The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying
Bro came prepared after half an eternity
Female dog
ikr! Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅
@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍
“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.
"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.
just like Old Testament times
The likes being 616 💀
But isn't lucifer God's son?
@Katsuya06 no he was an angel
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.
My two were my vets favourites. Sweetest, kindest little bundles of joy and great with the grandchildren.
Mine was the best dog ever. I miss him
Okay so you want to make a CHI-OO-AA-OO-AA had me dying and bro the anger of 10.000 men 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
*chuckles demonically* “Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”
Are you a PJO fan? I mean you have Reyna as profile picture
@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits
@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits
@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.
Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.
I love how the angel is the only sane person there
74 likes and zero comments let me help with that
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1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix
1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do
Chihuahuas are the best breed. We have seven of them. 15 years to 6 months. They bark alot, defend our home at all costs and are loyal to a fault. ❤❤❤
Satan missed one key label of Chihuahuas, Jumping when it fucking barks
"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!
My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry
When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.
*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*
So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?
Yes my favorite robin jason Todd
mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone. just saying 🙂
Haha fr tho
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO DAMN GOOD IN A SUIT?!
My friend actually has a chihuahua named Freddy. He's so cute 🥰❤
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
I wanna be a grandparent like that
I don't want your Cash Money. 😂
It's the owners, not the dogs.
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.
Sounds like a very good boy.
going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD
That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖
"Hey god~ WHY'S LUCIFER HERE ?!?" That's peak
The funny thing for me with all the chihuahua stuff is that one of my neighbors had one that was just a cinnamon bun and loved attention. Granted, he was old, but he was trained so well to the point he'd walk without a leash.
As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-
😂😂
mines actually chill tho
100,000 men
mine is so pure(
I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol
Violent shaking as a personality trait has me screaming 😂😂😂😂
I could have u screaming too 🥱
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So accurate 😂😂😂
This had me shaking
I had a chihuahua and she wasn’t mean like she wouldn’t ankle bite and she would only ever bark at strangers. She also loved babies for some reason and thought she was a human like she would sleep like one, eat human food, and try to act like one.
The fact everyone says how mean Chihuahuas are but mine is literally the sweetest 😭😭 I love her sm
My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂
Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet
@@dragonforcelego breathed HIS air
Sooo...a fallen angel?
Angel just like Lucifer 😂
😂😂😂 You guys...smh
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!
@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂
They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.
@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT
not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!
"Remember kids, All dogs go to heaven. Except the Chihuahuas." *Agressive grinning*
You are so delightfully talented. I just love your content. Your script writing seems pretty clean as your edits have really tight transitions. Bravo for the entire process. Just great content.
“Apple shaped head” Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble Update:he ate an apple
😂
Nah, bro was offended 💀
That means its about to fuck you up
That means its about to fuck you up
Bro gonna bite you to death
“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing
what the fuck does that mean
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.
I was expecting something like bloodhounds but this is way more accurate
Honestly, I can appreciate Satan's wit and interest in chaos.
i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.
He should have access to a lot of lawyers...
@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does
Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol
No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.
that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@@antichrist1864😂
@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.
@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
Chihuahua is actually such sweet dogs
Yeah right 😂
The violent shaking is too real, worked dog daycare literally every one we had was either shaking in rage or terror the only time they weren't was when they were eating, drinking or getting loved
When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂
Yep😂
and the Shiba Inu!
@@victrola2007 nah
What about pinschers tho?
Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!
the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing
Dude fr 😂
fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.
Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.
The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum
@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?
glad this popped back into my feed again, this is one of my favs
They wouldn't be chihuahuas without the anger of 10000 men!!!😂😂😂😂
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!
Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs
minnow translates to small and insignificant
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.
as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔
My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly
Also yes... The "Rage Tremble". She can get so angry that she cries. 😭
As a chihuahua I can confirm this.
@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹
Glad I stumbled upon your videos!! 😂❤ Thanks for the laugh!! 👍
that "yes, i do, thank you" has me crushing on him fr
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed
So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?
@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆
“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂
LAMO
whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.
--hi--
“Well this was a productive meeting”-Alastor
“I promise, they’re not that bad” *bites ankle 😂
listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again
😭😭😭😭😭
Brother
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
“ isn’t that a little intense?” “Yes, thank you!” Had me dead lol
Did you have a funeral?
@@Ryomensukuna79 yes lol
Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
I gotchu with that 666 👍
Their entire personality is violent shaking is amazing
All that rage and vibrations from this lil breed of a dog is like it's trying to do something with its insecurity
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
Your dog is dying
I love stoneresque chis
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
Chihuahua with the tism
You got the silent rager I suppose
A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7
*wouldn't gliding be faster?*
Twinses!!!
100%
And the caffeine triggers it's rage
@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right
I always laugh at stuff like this mostly bc I've got two and they're the cuddliest sweethearts. XD most Chi aggression is from folks not treating or training them like actual dogs, raised right they are wonderful little goobers. They do shake just like. SO much tho.
as a chihuahua owner i can agree they have the anger for not only 10,000 men but at least 20,000
My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks
“65% looking for snacks”😂 Isn’t that all dogs?
@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit
@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some
@@draklingscp you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some
Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅
I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life
I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.
👍🥹yep
Dog too angry to die
That's a Sith Lord right there
Mines 16
"Ćhūwãúwâ" had me dying on the floor😭✋
Chihuahua’s are 100%rage and 50% cuteness😂
``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?`` I died laughing 💀 😂
Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa
Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂
My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa
As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7
I'm so glad mine doesn't.
@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does
My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅
Same
Fr tho 😂
Violent shaking and the anger of 10,000 men. Extremely accurate.
I bet originally he wanted to make them the same size as a great dane but God agreed with the safety backup the angel came up with
Chihuahuas can actually be pretty loving and gentle if raised properly Though the shivering part is unavoidable for some reason
Not all chis shake though
This is extremely accurate 😂
No . Just pure spawn devils
I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.
I know two chihuahuas who love to cuddle and snuggle. It's really cute.
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
They live off of spite
@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes
i feel so bad for chihuhas
“Why is Lucifer here?” Gabriel looked shocked and scared when saying that lol
I had a wonderful toy Chihuahua named Paco. He was extremely well-behaved and quiet. One day, I met a man on the street with a female chihuahua and he decided to pick up his dog when he saw Paco approaching. Out of spite, Paco peed on his leg 🤭.
The way he says "Yes, i do! Thank you :)" Was so wholesome.
Reminded me of Lucifer Morningstar xD
you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!
That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying
A very cerebral comment.....
😂👍
We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday
Only ever met one chill chihuahua in my entire life. his name is charlie, and he's the sweetest little guy.
I have met several and so I got one as my first dog. He's not exactly "chill" all the time but he's not angry and he doesn't shake. He loves to cuddle me.
"i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by GOD" bug like an Angel
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect
@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
My boys weren't like that. Well one was for a while but to be fair he was rescued from terrible people. Once he knew that my wife and I wouldn't let anything bad happen to him, that he'd never be hurt again, he became the happiest little guy. Tho that anger of 10,000 men was directed at any ball or toy with a squeaker inside and once he'd killed the squeak, ripped it out, he'd never touch that tou again, lol. We found a bear that you could replace the squeaker, that was his nemesis. That was the only time his inner demon would wake. It still took him a minute to warm up to a new person but the aggression was gone. He passed away 3years ago and my other little boy, joined him last week after 15 years. To say I'm grieving is an understatement. Unlike his brother, this one was the smartest, sweetest little clown and he knew that he was small and took advantage of it. He never met a stranger, as the saying goes. If you met him, you loved him. I miss them both. They taught me a lot about myself, about patience and about living like everyday is a new adventure. They loved each other and they loved their family, even the cats. I'm glad that they are together again, playing and sunbathing, forever puppies at the Rainbow Bridge but it still hurts. My cat keeps looking for him, just like he did for a while after we lost the first dog. This did make me laugh tho and I needed that. Their names were Mojo Jojo and Might E. Mouse.
as soon as he said "the anger of 10000 men" my dog started barking 💀☠️
“Chi oo aa oo aa” 💀💀
The translation for this comment 😂😂
"chi yes aa yes aa"💀💀
🤣 I did that why does KZhead always give the weirdest translations
The translation though💀😭😂
Chi oo aa oo aa like bro,💀💀💀💀💀
Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time
Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.
They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.
if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner
I love chihuahua, he was such a good boy. He got a little angry, but in his defense i was an annoying kid and he only *really* got mad when i woke him up for cuddles. He also won a fight with a pittie (she is an angel so didn't fight back lmao) i miss that dog.
Gabriel: “Apple shaped head” Every other Angel: *visible Adam and Eve flashbacks*
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.
Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr
@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩
The Devil's drip is real
Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different
@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅
As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
Yes
It’s like when the Favorite child comes home for a family gathering
My chihuahua was so sweet. I miss her so much she passed last November.
Chihuahuas be like: 50 % tremble, 50% chaos, 1000% rage
😢 so mean I have a chihuahua and he cuddles with me ❤
That’s 1100%!!
Bro last week a chihuahua chased me down it was on my ankles
@@Mia_luvthe chihuahua may have been in a bad situation or not properly treated
@@Rex-787 mongus
As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me
SAME
Satan must like you💀
My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles
My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭
Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner
My wife's chihuahua is actually really sweet. It took him two years to stop biting me but now he loves me.
My Chihuahua is actually very sweet, he never bites and he loves cuddling with me and giving me kisses. He’s super sweet and he only barks if there is actual danger, he also howls with me.