Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here
@invalide7 жыл бұрын
MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?
@ThatKidinAfrica7 жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?
@cooldude22516 жыл бұрын
Invalide_Account 😂
@rockingtheblade6 жыл бұрын
Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫
@ethancurtis78033 ай бұрын
Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬
@MrJamaigar2 ай бұрын
The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man
@32RH6 жыл бұрын
Parker is sabotaging his newspaper
@cameronrobertson98005 жыл бұрын
Cameron Robertson and his son the astronaut.
@thewanderingcreative71735 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
@sgt.boneface74675 жыл бұрын
Now for the final unclefucking time, bring me pictures of Spiderman!
@dylantennant65945 жыл бұрын
By beating the shit out of Mr. Fantastic.
@Ironbat925 жыл бұрын
“Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone
@Sour_Soap Жыл бұрын
me too! :D
@daminguez11 ай бұрын
LOUDER!!!!!
@thesl6ppy7 ай бұрын
I wanna you that line
@MICRO89555 ай бұрын
@@thesl6ppylouder !
@randomcomment2625 ай бұрын
I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad
@bigbionk4 ай бұрын
I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson
@GammaHunter2 жыл бұрын
Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing
@lol_work2 жыл бұрын
@@lol_work Damn you too?
@orpheus90982 жыл бұрын
@The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?
@Chorse49412 жыл бұрын
same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol
@yungdeadbeat2 жыл бұрын
@@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.
@fredererpower2 жыл бұрын
The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.
@XiyuYang7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@joethejo-ker94805 жыл бұрын
It's not quite his tempo
@Niscimble5 жыл бұрын
😂
@bigkahuna12215 жыл бұрын
or you don't know it is low fps, which I am afraid is even worse
@zifircin17975 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@TzHoax-vy4rv4 жыл бұрын
"I apologize to the musicians." That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.
@Phunkophil5 жыл бұрын
Why so?
@cyndacat765 жыл бұрын
He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english
@lod3405 жыл бұрын
The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society
@tennesseetennesseeaintnopl35855 жыл бұрын
@@lod340 sori for me bed england
@mlg_kaju23214 жыл бұрын
Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general
@eyitsdan83504 жыл бұрын
The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.
@liamreid5407 Жыл бұрын
You must be a coward
@leeroyshuman Жыл бұрын
I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.
@classysansy Жыл бұрын
The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂
@heneral-gn4vr Жыл бұрын
1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason
@somuchsalt28103 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hereticsshallbecleansed72452 жыл бұрын
Instead of on pi- START COUNTING
@sanatoriumnugget65982 жыл бұрын
I love how Neiman is just sitting there and fletcher just runs up to him and is like START COUNTING lmfao
@exeterra48252 жыл бұрын
Considering Fletcher, this is totally in cheracter for him
@x-rex7236 Жыл бұрын
I’m weak 😂😂😂
@jamesbassil3008 Жыл бұрын
Not Quite my FPS.
@andy1198987 жыл бұрын
Andres Lozano good job you copied a fucking comment.
@altairlclashroyale95476 жыл бұрын
Altair l Clash Royale good Job you cried over nothing.
@skylighterrhd40736 жыл бұрын
00
@TheEhdud5335 жыл бұрын
WERE YOU LAGGING OR WERE YOU FRAME SKIPPING?!!!
@Xerclipse5 жыл бұрын
"One and two..." *video plays* "NOT MY FUCKING FRAME RATE"
@paperthedegenerate62795 жыл бұрын
I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.
@blackopsquay4 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher
@magnusthered49732 жыл бұрын
Just push man get down and push
@christianvelez27882 жыл бұрын
Theres always the chill ones
@dallencollins8752 жыл бұрын
@Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there
@dallencollins8752 жыл бұрын
@@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.
@jlmurrel2 жыл бұрын
"Neiman, you're done." "I got pictures of Spiderman." "No fucking way." "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it." "You earned the part." "Can you pay me in advance?" "Nope. Not quite my tempo."
@satashaahnberg78312 жыл бұрын
😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??
@timmyd1512 жыл бұрын
“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”
@ndhickson3599 Жыл бұрын
@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking9 ай бұрын
"The add say three thousand."
@mywifeisabugatti.25137 күн бұрын
@@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem
@hypeinsaan6 күн бұрын
Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?
@sabahbubbler3 жыл бұрын
This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team
@johndanes22943 жыл бұрын
@@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.
@jerrelllawrence47873 жыл бұрын
Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here
@maxm48042 жыл бұрын
Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos
@victorwallsiii16742 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman
@HamatamnaHamatamna2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...
@freemanskush79107 жыл бұрын
freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't
@kh229126 жыл бұрын
freeman's kush the hell is real xD
@moongirl4346 жыл бұрын
I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!
@diversekino6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he taught choir of drama
@avalasialove6 жыл бұрын
‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’
@1awlfc16 жыл бұрын
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.
@camelcase92257 жыл бұрын
camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂
@Seabee1567 жыл бұрын
it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.
@keenanbartlome81537 жыл бұрын
camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔
@petroszazikis19317 жыл бұрын
He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers
@toron20107 жыл бұрын
Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽
@petroszazikis19317 жыл бұрын
I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines
@MaeseSantiago2 жыл бұрын
I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.
@davidturner62802 жыл бұрын
Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol
@mandolfc95499 ай бұрын
@@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid. As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!
@yourheroes58748 ай бұрын
Simmons is so great
@WatercraftGamesАй бұрын
It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults
@michaeltracy9932 Жыл бұрын
''I apologize to the musicians'' poor drummers man
@DoobOficial7 жыл бұрын
Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.
@hamishgiec20626 жыл бұрын
Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...
@Phike93915 жыл бұрын
Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.
@AV575 жыл бұрын
Mr. gay pride of the upper west side
@brianpalmer65154 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums
@zeusnation4eva5023 жыл бұрын
On take: "i apologize to the musicians" After take: "i apologize to the actors"
@johnpaulgonzalez90165 жыл бұрын
Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.
@acrsclspdrcls13654 жыл бұрын
@@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone
@nicolasdiez76884 жыл бұрын
Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.
@joshuagerthoffer23212 жыл бұрын
By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards
@Glopdemon2 жыл бұрын
It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time
@joshbrown20803 жыл бұрын
Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.
@hammill4442 жыл бұрын
The dad staring in disbelief is so sad
@vacantile2 жыл бұрын
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie
@AndrewCARNBORN3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly
@RambunctiousVA7 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean 400?
@Antraeon5 жыл бұрын
you mean over 9000?
@zirak93-24 жыл бұрын
My fav parts are “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?” “Try me you Fucking weasel” “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch” And the fruit fuck section
@danielperktas4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my mom
@mansamusa84103 жыл бұрын
hey
@jdrums953 жыл бұрын
"Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.
@PT49186 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lasanod1235 жыл бұрын
Same here fellow haha
@tranninhvn60574 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MrSidney94 жыл бұрын
Me when I see Batwoman
@methlokaijufan97294 жыл бұрын
2:17 when I see a level 17 warden and I'm a level 156
@shawne023 жыл бұрын
5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie
@isaacthegoblinmonster9985 Жыл бұрын
The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.
@davidmckelvey26012 жыл бұрын
"By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story" That's cold fuckin blooded.
@bananaacademy94637 жыл бұрын
Tana Pana i dont get it
@hidayuh45797 жыл бұрын
Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.
@DanielCharry10257 жыл бұрын
Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.
@Stoneman1801906 жыл бұрын
@@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)
@kingweeb33653 жыл бұрын
@@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.
@Rizal96able3 жыл бұрын
J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.
@ViciousFriendlyFish6 жыл бұрын
Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times
@kabuto18594 жыл бұрын
@@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?
@Fbitypeshit4 жыл бұрын
Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?
@Fbitypeshit4 жыл бұрын
I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also
@stephengrigg59883 жыл бұрын
@Chad Mower haha that would be great. I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts
@stephengrigg59883 жыл бұрын
Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...
@W0LFB3AT53 жыл бұрын
"Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"
@johndanes22943 жыл бұрын
Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness
@jomaejoestar40012 жыл бұрын
@@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen
@shmodayoda78362 жыл бұрын
@@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.
@aylix21372 жыл бұрын
I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before
@diodarknextreme2 жыл бұрын
if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.
@cold_commander51553 жыл бұрын
Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead
@joec72172 жыл бұрын
@@joec7217 ik :(((((
@cold_commander51552 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now
@myamdane68952 ай бұрын
"Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER! "I'm upset"
@minjaeroh79257 жыл бұрын
Min Jae Roh lol
@user-ps9pb7zo2z7 жыл бұрын
Min Jae Roh i laughed so hard
@TheDatpussy6 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that.
@krishnasharma15056 жыл бұрын
“Fifty thousand on my head, it’s disrespect”
@angeldavila27385 жыл бұрын
“SAY IT LOUDER!” “one more thing, eugene, give me that.”
@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld5 жыл бұрын
"I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*
@LordSummerIsle733 жыл бұрын
Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.
@Ultrasecond77 Жыл бұрын
Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.
@BenjaminSteber Жыл бұрын
@@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like: *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*
@namelesscreature88436 ай бұрын
0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman
@richcash5503 жыл бұрын
I swear 😭😭😭😭😭
@favourfavier17352 жыл бұрын
“I apologise to the musicians” Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.
@dannypitcherenterprises24142 жыл бұрын
I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated
@NewAgeComix6 жыл бұрын
GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?
@CHlEFFIN5 жыл бұрын
@@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?
@johncoyle85515 жыл бұрын
@@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE
@e.t.65895 жыл бұрын
@@e.t.6589 Epic.
@snowblind95515 жыл бұрын
@@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.
@BarCY-YT3 жыл бұрын
I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.
@eec5892 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. that’s the joke…?
@jager90222 жыл бұрын
This is him on a good day lol
@ethancha93612 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@maogu19992 жыл бұрын
Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age
@intermilan97312 жыл бұрын
Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head? THINK, Nieman!
@def60783 жыл бұрын
Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?
@matthewpaul69042 жыл бұрын
sure you do
@AS.Se7en2 жыл бұрын
1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell
@sebastianmolina56062 жыл бұрын
We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen
@hansoloberger57356 жыл бұрын
Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,
@bichonnation94945 жыл бұрын
@@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?
@shan42895 жыл бұрын
Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.
@bichonnation94945 жыл бұрын
Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout
@thespiritofjonathanjoestar68055 жыл бұрын
What about R. Lee Ermey?
@eec5895 жыл бұрын
how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me
@versthappening6035 ай бұрын
Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?
@ethanledina81762 жыл бұрын
*- Start counting.* *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*
@victorcoyenn5 жыл бұрын
IN 4 DAMNIT
@joec72174 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT ME
@NickTovA4 жыл бұрын
@@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59
@jagoclover3 жыл бұрын
@@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?
@liamlakevold22343 жыл бұрын
@@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg
@jagoclover3 жыл бұрын
Deserved that Oscar for sure
@nightrider30677 жыл бұрын
weeping willow shit sack
@jacobusstefanusvandervyver42117 жыл бұрын
Night Rider 100% right. Feel at times it's so much politics
@johnc12806 жыл бұрын
It took me a second to realize why people were being so hostile lol
@dominicthedefiant32106 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, he did deserve it. He was legitimately terrifying.
@dominicthedefiant32106 жыл бұрын
Ed Norton
@sam8793d5 жыл бұрын
My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.
@jakec50482 жыл бұрын
After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.
@grandre346410 ай бұрын
All bark and no bite.
@themonsterunderyourbed9408Ай бұрын
I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.
@yamahasuperbike22022 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!
What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.
@shadowvonnyx6663 жыл бұрын
Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.
@osmanyousif78492 жыл бұрын
59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60
@Fourthircondirst7 жыл бұрын
automatic best comment.
@alexnunez83367 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please
@InsaneDrumer187 жыл бұрын
Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.
@bloocrest35777 жыл бұрын
BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.
@Scram_7 жыл бұрын
Not quite my fps
@nicolasriveros9437 жыл бұрын
Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂
@loghanditheimperialdiehard88762 жыл бұрын
I hope you are living a successful life.
@williamfoy5992 жыл бұрын
Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.
@classysansy Жыл бұрын
The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖
@rajughosh19802 жыл бұрын
2:17 "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever
@andreim.g.92993 жыл бұрын
Can you walk the walk tho?
@Mitozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz2 жыл бұрын
@@Mitozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz doubt
@JacksonAfroman Жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo
@jdfonz237 жыл бұрын
"You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."
@SoundsNewSoundsGood3 жыл бұрын
Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction. *pulls out AK*
@smoothbrained4channer9762 жыл бұрын
2:08 *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_* *_”A-“_*
@yangango99005 жыл бұрын
One more thing Eugene gimme that.
@Kevin-eq1sj4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@alexandergiandettore3 жыл бұрын
If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me
@JacobLewis20063 жыл бұрын
I'M GAY
@spongeebobby92482 жыл бұрын
"SAY IT LOUDER!" "N-"
@Firespectrum1222 жыл бұрын
JK Simmons is a beast. We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.
@Jose-se9pu6 жыл бұрын
Yeah but this character is nothing like Jonah Jameson
@tylerf60824 жыл бұрын
@@tylerf6082 🍖
@JacobLewis20063 жыл бұрын
And now as Omni Man
@mrmackellar33373 жыл бұрын
Mothafuggin Omni Maaaaaan
@generaljesus43013 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh… who’s gonna tell him? 😬
@JDawg654 Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.
@unionyankee11632 жыл бұрын
As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.
@josephdelacerda38472 жыл бұрын
3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar
@tapiture37204 жыл бұрын
He did win that Oscar so
@rylade4752 жыл бұрын
Wtf does baked Alaska mean
@ka-boom20832 жыл бұрын
@@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...
@leviticus68962 жыл бұрын
@@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake
@ka-boom20832 жыл бұрын
@@ka-boom2083 its a dessert
@zackl74672 жыл бұрын
3:51 "And here comes, Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"
@federicosperoni49375 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert
@whomstami73653 жыл бұрын
we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska
@can1as3 жыл бұрын
Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.
@TylerMcNamer2 жыл бұрын
J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.
@WeightliftingWigger2 жыл бұрын
Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason
@subpar.smoocher5 жыл бұрын
💀
@tiffy_loves4 жыл бұрын
He could smell the fear and snobbish energy
@squidbro66353 жыл бұрын
That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell
@peejaynaz15903 жыл бұрын
Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear
@Orros2 жыл бұрын
One two three fou-
@imo77442 жыл бұрын
Jk simmons is so fucking legendary
@howeijian42777 жыл бұрын
OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!
@bungalowmo6 жыл бұрын
One of the best performances of all time honestly
@JM-fc9gm2 жыл бұрын
Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is
@leobalaban11873 жыл бұрын
I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.
@Jdmking-kp1mu3 жыл бұрын
I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.
@johndanes22943 жыл бұрын
@@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.
@Ethan-dn1wc3 жыл бұрын
Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants. He just happens to choose violence instead of words.
@jayjay864432 жыл бұрын
J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people Director: Yes
@GojiKaijufan-yf8hy3 жыл бұрын
That's not the format of that joke
@waterwind22662 жыл бұрын
@@waterwind2266 it is
@bait52572 жыл бұрын
@@waterwind2266 it is
@maheshwaranp39462 жыл бұрын
@@waterwind2266 it is
@raccoon96812 жыл бұрын
@@waterwind2266 it is
@gemahikmatyar68992 жыл бұрын
“Can still see you mini me!”
@theaethor6 жыл бұрын
what does "mini-me" mean
@mohammadsaadsheikh83434 жыл бұрын
Mohammad Saad Sheikh it’s from Austin powers
@zacharytarnow72904 жыл бұрын
:3
@IridianEarthShade4 жыл бұрын
Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you
@brianpalmer65154 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadsaadsheikh8343 smaller version of me. By smaller I am referring height.
@Sam-rp4hy3 жыл бұрын
Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣
@thesilentsociety32522 жыл бұрын
2:54 **Band plays for 1 second** MÔTHÊRFÜÇKĖR!!!!
@LukeTheGhostKiller3 жыл бұрын
Connolly get your ass back on the kit!
@TheSixteen60Ай бұрын
"ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!" "I'M UPSET!" Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.
@deathbastardable7 жыл бұрын
deathbastardable XD it kills me
@heathermcfarlane33796 жыл бұрын
*were
@Clone-pn2tj5 жыл бұрын
Hello upset,i am dad
@invertedtriangle81535 жыл бұрын
The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society
@tennesseetennesseeaintnopl35855 жыл бұрын
Blade BlazerLazer why exactly
@mrcoolman24 жыл бұрын
"One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"
@ellish48417 жыл бұрын
Ellis H well it works
@demedooley92354 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite line in the movie
@Pilkie1014 жыл бұрын
How they quote something from the movie!
@FuckYouTube3853 жыл бұрын
An honest comment
@sushia1003 жыл бұрын
Think Neiman! Think!
@baseddugalle18383 жыл бұрын
How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!
@warmpereer653 жыл бұрын
He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂
@Hughjasswipe3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.
@Double-R-Nothing2 жыл бұрын
Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"
@LastPlayerOrigin7 жыл бұрын
Hey they method works
@djimma50805 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hecksters4234 жыл бұрын
400th like
@drummerboy06204 жыл бұрын
i would be take marine drill..all day he can shout and yell at me..
@rizkyananta54613 жыл бұрын
Sound sensitive
@morbidlust9993 жыл бұрын
I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME
@chingasofarkaso7 жыл бұрын
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" That is a straight up mood
@kreator4life3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.
@iamtheman5842 жыл бұрын
lol terrible
@regenosis2 жыл бұрын
@@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.
@iamtheman5842 жыл бұрын
That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest. I stopped before senior high. Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.
@regenosis2 жыл бұрын
This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them
@claudia21897 жыл бұрын
I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon
@Unicysis2 жыл бұрын
*Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!
@jaykelly60917 жыл бұрын
Barbara: But dad, I'm already am
@ianlow49477 жыл бұрын
"AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"
@nicolasriveros9437 жыл бұрын
"I can still see you mini-me!"
@jackzheng96857 жыл бұрын
this thing in top left corner is his heart rate
@haaa50523 жыл бұрын
JK Simmons to his heart "NOT MY F*KN TEMP
@Leodog923 жыл бұрын
I thought that's what it was at first.
@caterax45103 жыл бұрын
“Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie
@blacck0ut177 Жыл бұрын
5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen
@noahmugan3543 жыл бұрын
Not my tempo
@nicks48022 жыл бұрын
@@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*
@doge88252 жыл бұрын
@@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this
@GeekSavant80x Жыл бұрын
@@GeekSavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee
@Sheeeesk2 ай бұрын
"It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"
@anthonybeavan56487 жыл бұрын
"I can still see you, Mini-me!" I would absolutely be in that orchestra just out of sheer curiosity as to what he comes up with to destroy someone 😄
@flankspeed2 жыл бұрын
2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂
@krystofkabatek5563 жыл бұрын
I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.
@Rawk4Life7 жыл бұрын
He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now
@themoniathansnest54045 жыл бұрын
@@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson
@dcb99filmz5 жыл бұрын
dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*
@themoniathansnest54045 жыл бұрын
Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂
@TommyMVSERVTI5 жыл бұрын
He's an actor. Lmao.
@hakushi90164 жыл бұрын
2:44 Best line in the entire movie by far!
@danshiba14985 жыл бұрын
Dan c dito
@MedeivalWarfare5 жыл бұрын
4:50 for me
@ewanprice91835 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lasanod1235 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sedeanimugamez54184 жыл бұрын
@danshiba1498 YES!😂🤣🙌
@charleyb_7286 ай бұрын
It's just the voice he has that makes all this like butter. A role made in heaven.
@Rusted_Obsidian Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’m glad KZhead recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie
@Smoke---2 жыл бұрын
I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him
@aconitum_78894 жыл бұрын
Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy
@kopikoblanca89072 жыл бұрын
@@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?
@Via_Satellite2 жыл бұрын
I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.
@micaholson10522 жыл бұрын
I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.
@assi42372 жыл бұрын
I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.
@twotailedavenger6 жыл бұрын
I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.
@cyberpunkchloe93 ай бұрын
im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!
@ryleeevans62113 жыл бұрын
3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂
@kuromomutaro7 жыл бұрын
kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious
@Unknown-ol2uh6 жыл бұрын
When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha
@kaspafischer6 жыл бұрын
I'd hate to be this guy's kid.
@merringuthrie25876 жыл бұрын
Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good
@krisscanlon40514 жыл бұрын
Kris Scanlon Ok....?
@DrakePlayz03053 жыл бұрын
@@krisscanlon4051 WTF
@Leodog923 жыл бұрын
Who would marry him
@eoincleary98293 жыл бұрын
You guys are a bunch of wussies
@etherious59573 жыл бұрын
I have never seen the movie but I've watched some of the clips and it always makes me chuckle. He reminds me of a cross between our Drill Instructors in Marine boot camp and my Differential Equations II prof in Engineering College five years later.
@stevefowler2112 Жыл бұрын
"THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭
@worldofmemes29197 ай бұрын
One of the only times I can say " he deserved the Oscar" instead of saying "how did he not get an Oscar??" J.K Simons is that good even the academy saw that
@legomoviesstudios88225 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest performances I've ever seen. JK is absolutely perfect in this role
@BWalker93133 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I cannot see ANYONE else playing this role.
@toffeelatte60427 ай бұрын
@@toffeelatte6042Terence Fletcher & Desiree Atkins can be evil teacher couples
@editingman956 ай бұрын
Omni-Man when he lost his job as a superhero for drunk flying, this is his life now
@morihito24443 жыл бұрын
The layers of Fletcher character really are expertly sewn together by J.K Simmons performance. You really couldn't imagine someone else playing him...
Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here
MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?
What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?
Invalide_Account 😂
Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫
Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬
The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man
Parker is sabotaging his newspaper
Cameron Robertson and his son the astronaut.
This comment is underrated
Now for the final unclefucking time, bring me pictures of Spiderman!
By beating the shit out of Mr. Fantastic.
“Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone
me too! :D
LOUDER!!!!!
I wanna you that line
@@thesl6ppylouder !
I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad
I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson
Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing
@@lol_work Damn you too?
@The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?
same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol
@@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.
The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.
Hahaha
It's not quite his tempo
😂
or you don't know it is low fps, which I am afraid is even worse
ROFL
"I apologize to the musicians." That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.
Why so?
He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english
The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society
@@lod340 sori for me bed england
Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general
The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.
You must be a coward
I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.
The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂
1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason
Lmao
Instead of on pi- START COUNTING
I love how Neiman is just sitting there and fletcher just runs up to him and is like START COUNTING lmfao
Considering Fletcher, this is totally in cheracter for him
I’m weak 😂😂😂
Not Quite my FPS.
Andres Lozano good job you copied a fucking comment.
Altair l Clash Royale good Job you cried over nothing.
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WERE YOU LAGGING OR WERE YOU FRAME SKIPPING?!!!
"One and two..." *video plays* "NOT MY FUCKING FRAME RATE"
I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.
I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher
Just push man get down and push
Theres always the chill ones
@Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there
@@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.
"Neiman, you're done." "I got pictures of Spiderman." "No fucking way." "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it." "You earned the part." "Can you pay me in advance?" "Nope. Not quite my tempo."
😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??
“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”
@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣
"The add say three thousand."
@@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem
Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?
This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team
@@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.
Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here
Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos
WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman
Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...
freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't
freeman's kush the hell is real xD
I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!
Imagine if he taught choir of drama
‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.
camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂
it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.
camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔
He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers
Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽
I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines
I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.
Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol
@@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid. As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!
Simmons is so great
It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults
''I apologize to the musicians'' poor drummers man
Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.
Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...
Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.
Mr. gay pride of the upper west side
Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums
On take: "i apologize to the musicians" After take: "i apologize to the actors"
Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.
@@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone
Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.
By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards
It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time
Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.
The dad staring in disbelief is so sad
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie
I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly
Don't you mean 400?
you mean over 9000?
My fav parts are “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?” “Try me you Fucking weasel” “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch” And the fruit fuck section
Reminds me of my mom
hey
"Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.
😂😂😂😂
Same here fellow haha
Lol
Me when I see Batwoman
2:17 when I see a level 17 warden and I'm a level 156
5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie
The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.
"By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story" That's cold fuckin blooded.
Tana Pana i dont get it
Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.
Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.
@@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)
@@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.
J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.
Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times
@@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?
Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?
I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also
@Chad Mower haha that would be great. I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts
Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...
"Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"
Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness
@@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen
@@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.
I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before
if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.
Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead
@@joec7217 ik :(((((
Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now
"Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER! "I'm upset"
Min Jae Roh lol
Min Jae Roh i laughed so hard
I laughed way too hard at that.
“Fifty thousand on my head, it’s disrespect”
“SAY IT LOUDER!” “one more thing, eugene, give me that.”
"I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*
Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.
Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.
@@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like: *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*
0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman
I swear 😭😭😭😭😭
“I apologise to the musicians” Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.
I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated
GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?
@@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?
@@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE
@@e.t.6589 Epic.
@@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them
I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.
I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.
Yeah.. that’s the joke…?
This is him on a good day lol
Yes.
Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age
Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head? THINK, Nieman!
Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?
sure you do
1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell
We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen
Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,
@@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?
Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.
Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout
What about R. Lee Ermey?
how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me
Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?
*- Start counting.* *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*
IN 4 DAMNIT
LOOK AT ME
@@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59
@@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?
@@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg
Deserved that Oscar for sure
weeping willow shit sack
Night Rider 100% right. Feel at times it's so much politics
It took me a second to realize why people were being so hostile lol
Seriously though, he did deserve it. He was legitimately terrifying.
Ed Norton
My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.
After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.
All bark and no bite.
I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.
Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!
And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew
Pulse4664 Are you serious?
What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.
Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.
59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60
automatic best comment.
I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please
Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.
BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.
Not quite my fps
Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂
I hope you are living a successful life.
Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.
The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖
2:17 "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever
Can you walk the walk tho?
@@Mitozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz doubt
"I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo
"You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."
Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction. *pulls out AK*
2:08 *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_* *_”A-“_*
One more thing Eugene gimme that.
Underrated comment
If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me
I'M GAY
"SAY IT LOUDER!" "N-"
JK Simmons is a beast. We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.
Yeah but this character is nothing like Jonah Jameson
@@tylerf6082 🍖
And now as Omni Man
Mothafuggin Omni Maaaaaan
Ohhhh… who’s gonna tell him? 😬
I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.
As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.
3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar
He did win that Oscar so
Wtf does baked Alaska mean
@@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...
@@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake
@@ka-boom2083 its a dessert
3:51 "And here comes, Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"
Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert
we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska
Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.
J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.
Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason
💀
He could smell the fear and snobbish energy
That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell
Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear
One two three fou-
Jk simmons is so fucking legendary
OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!
One of the best performances of all time honestly
Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is
I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.
I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.
@@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.
Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants. He just happens to choose violence instead of words.
J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people Director: Yes
That's not the format of that joke
@@waterwind2266 it is
@@waterwind2266 it is
@@waterwind2266 it is
@@waterwind2266 it is
“Can still see you mini me!”
what does "mini-me" mean
Mohammad Saad Sheikh it’s from Austin powers
:3
Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you
@@mohammadsaadsheikh8343 smaller version of me. By smaller I am referring height.
Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣
2:54 **Band plays for 1 second** MÔTHÊRFÜÇKĖR!!!!
Connolly get your ass back on the kit!
"ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!" "I'M UPSET!" Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.
deathbastardable XD it kills me
*were
Hello upset,i am dad
The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job" A quote to live by in total's society
Blade BlazerLazer why exactly
"One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"
Ellis H well it works
That was my favourite line in the movie
How they quote something from the movie!
An honest comment
Think Neiman! Think!
How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!
He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂
I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.
Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"
Hey they method works
Yes
400th like
i would be take marine drill..all day he can shout and yell at me..
Sound sensitive
I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" That is a straight up mood
This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.
lol terrible
@@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.
That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest. I stopped before senior high. Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.
This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them
I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon
*Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!
Barbara: But dad, I'm already am
"AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"
"I can still see you mini-me!"
this thing in top left corner is his heart rate
JK Simmons to his heart "NOT MY F*KN TEMP
I thought that's what it was at first.
“Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie
5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen
Not my tempo
@@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*
@@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this
@@GeekSavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee
"It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"
"I can still see you, Mini-me!" I would absolutely be in that orchestra just out of sheer curiosity as to what he comes up with to destroy someone 😄
2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂
I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.
He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now
@@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson
dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*
Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂
He's an actor. Lmao.
2:44 Best line in the entire movie by far!
Dan c dito
4:50 for me
😂😂😂😂
Agreed
@danshiba1498 YES!😂🤣🙌
It's just the voice he has that makes all this like butter. A role made in heaven.
Holy shit I’m glad KZhead recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie
I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him
Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy
@@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?
I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.
I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.
I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.
I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.
im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!
3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂
kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious
When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha
I'd hate to be this guy's kid.
Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good
Kris Scanlon Ok....?
@@krisscanlon4051 WTF
Who would marry him
You guys are a bunch of wussies
I have never seen the movie but I've watched some of the clips and it always makes me chuckle. He reminds me of a cross between our Drill Instructors in Marine boot camp and my Differential Equations II prof in Engineering College five years later.
"THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭
One of the only times I can say " he deserved the Oscar" instead of saying "how did he not get an Oscar??" J.K Simons is that good even the academy saw that
One of the greatest performances I've ever seen. JK is absolutely perfect in this role
Agreed. I cannot see ANYONE else playing this role.
@@toffeelatte6042Terence Fletcher & Desiree Atkins can be evil teacher couples
Omni-Man when he lost his job as a superhero for drunk flying, this is his life now
The layers of Fletcher character really are expertly sewn together by J.K Simmons performance. You really couldn't imagine someone else playing him...
Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol