A man comes back home to share some good news with his family, but he faces resistance from his abrasive older brother. (Contains strong language.)
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#KeyandPeele #Thanksgiving
If i talked to my mom like that there'd be missing posters of me
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
star star hahahahahah
bro if a woman can beat ur ass you are a total pussy
talebutt bitchton not just any woman, a mother, everyone knows moms have that super human strength😂
Who's gonna put up the missing posters? Your family ain't gonna do anything
Love how they gave him the grossest possible haircut.
Idk a traditional mullet can be bad
At first i thought that was going to be the rivalry, like he got the balding white ppl hair gene and stayed bitter forever but i guess not
@@joshtaylor2493 I don't think that's as bad as this combed..whatever you call it.
@@aperson5009 He likely is balding from a high sodium high sugar diet. That kind of food makes your hair fall out fast. Don't ask me how I know >.
😂😂😂 the classic balding
Honestly pretty disrespectful of Keith the treat Clive like that when Clive works hard every day making sure people don't break the rules or use the wrong flair on reddit.
lmao, this got me 🤣
Banns anyone that he disagrees with, that's hard work 24/7
Hahaha
This is the hardest laugh I ever had in KZhead comments.
Got banned for quoting a joke cuz it contained the word nigga. Got banned again for saying the word "normal" on a you-know-what post.
It's the unexpected "SHUT UP MOM" that gets me 😂😂😂
Right? In real life, either he's lucky and the mom beats his ass or he's unlucky and the dad beats his ass.
that's my favourite bit too
Mine too! 😂😂😂😂😂
“YOU ARE CUTTT OFFFF!!!!”
Every time 😂😂😂😂
And then he went into his room and bullied the heck out of some kid in an online shooter.
😭😭😭
"lOoK aT mY 90s" "i bET u dONt hAVe tHe SkiNS i DO" "tHiS sKiN WAs fROm SeaSOn oNE"
@@christopherm4540 ye
lol
I actually always imagined he went to his room to jerk it too price is right episodes
The best detail is that while they're eating a nice family dinner, he's got pizza
A microwave pizza at that! Haha
he gots wings too I think
And drinking soda while they’re having wine😂😂
dinner not diner my guy
Wow I’ve seen this like 10 times and I never realized that 😂
My younger brother got married and I kept thinking back to this sketch hoping it wouldn't be me.
I’m only 20 and my brother is 18 but I feel he’s prob gonna be the one that gets married first as he’s far more extroverted so it becomes a question of “will I end up in peele’s situation” and I can only hope to have more dignity when that day comes
if your worried about it like that then i promise you won’t be like this. some people just don’t get married 🤷🏽♂️. that’s fine but just be happy for him and you’ll be ok
The fact you have enough self-reflection to think and worry about ending up like the guy in the video is enough to not end up like him. I am 28 and not married and single. Am I happy about it? No... Do I sometimes feel like a failure because of it? Yes... But I am doing fine in all other aspects of my life. My self-confidence is just so low I've never been able to ask women out on a date. I will pay a huge price for this eventually. End up lonely and die alone. But I am still well educated, independent, with a solid career and do my best to behave kindly and positively towards others. Anyway I hope you will all find partners eventually and achieve everything you wish in life!
@@stevedownie1378 My older brother had his 40th birthday party. I was there with his friends. He had a slide show in which he presented everyone of his friends. It was funny and in a good way. Then my slide came up. It was all about me being single. 'Is he preparing to be a monk or something?', suggesting I was still a virgin, which I was not. Even his friends, who I also know, looked at each other, like this isn't very nice. My brother laughed though. And we wouldn't come to my 40th birthday party with MY friends. He doesn't want to know them. A long time friend of mine told my brother (to thank him) that he was inspired by artists he discovered and he later found out about through me. My brother didn't even reply, giving the look of who the F*** are you.
@@stevedownie1378 I know that it's easier said than done, but try not to feel too bad about it. There's a lot that can be said on the subject, but the short version is that marriage truly is overrated for the most part, and it's "not all that it's cracked up to be". Why do you think that about 50% of marriages end in divorce, and most romantic relationships that people get into fail? How many of those people in legally intact marriages are genuinely "happily married" instead of just tolerating each other? It makes me think of those "vows of love" as meaningless, especially when I think of my relatives who've been married multiple times.
“Sorry bro, them’s just the facts.”
I would be mad too if I started Balding before my dad
💀💀💀💀
Story of my life. Got my hair genes from my mom, her dad went bald pretty quickly. I'm not like that guy though.
Underrated comment
@TheCeilingFanCollectorHD hahaa a large forehead
baldness majority of the time comes from your mum's side. Take a look at your mothers dad and have a sigh of relief if you can
Lmao everyone is having a home cooked meal and he’s eating take out
Lol... Not many people picked up on that! 😂😂😂😂 these two are a riot!
Thats a keen detail. It says a lot about the character of the loser older brother, who wont eat what his parents cooked for him because he is such a shit!
Aphro lol wtf I didn’t even notice
Didn't even realize
Its not takeout. Its a stouffers french bread pizza
Respect to the older brother for taking care of his parents for 15 yrs
looks the other way around
I know, right? Look at how well decorated the room is, he’s clearly been working his ass off to provide
Lmbo😂
Shut up😊
More like being unemployed and not being able to leave the house so he has no choice but to “take care of them”
2:31 mom's subtle eye twitch n this sketch gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂
She wants to roll here eyes 😂
I never noticed that 😂
@@narcisoanasui246lmao same
“The weddings in Hawaii” “MELE KALIKIMAKA” My Guy said Merry Christmas 😂😂😂😂
Bruh I felt that! Haha
It's like Christmas living in Hawai'i. Everything is expensive!!😂
To be fair....its really the same difference and his delivery cheered the room up..
5.4 million views....not funny at all....
Its Hawaii's way of saying "Merry Christmas to you"
He's like a physical embodiment of every negative trait a person could have.
He's an online SJW when he realizes women like cock more than him
@@darkjak224 ...What?
@@codafett lol zoomer
@@darkjak224 You aren't making sense
@@darkjak224 tf you on about?
Shut up maaaaaa! Silence from you! You're cut off! From Talking! that part kills me!! lmao
One of the best skits ever made
Way better than any of your skits, that’s for sure.
You should take notes, your skits are shit and could improve alot
@@H.K.5 Lmao
lololololololl
I know Peele just acting but his acting is so real I wanna slap tf outta him for talking to his momma like that
ikr, that man is damn talented
Shutttt uppp,your cut off from talking
It’s ok. She’s white
If you do, do it, as our lord and savor JonTron once said, "WITH THE MIGHT OF ZUES!"
When an actor pisses you off in that way, then you know he's quite a good actor xD
I like everyone else is drinking wine, eating off a plate, and having a home cooked meal. But he’s having a beer and eating pizza in a box.
BHammer With a Fork 🤣
Because you're better than him
well those are the minor details that make the difference
Thats the fucking joke
@@NA-ij3id Is it the whole fucking joke? Or is it a small detail in one sketch?
The mum and dad are perfect actors for this role. Both had that look of exhaustion that made it so real.
“Well, that went better than expected”..... the fact that they were even expecting a worse reaction from him screams loud enough 😂😂😂
I can’t tell you how many times my family has said that about one of my brothers “tantrums”
The fact he insist on eating pizza when the rest are eating “adult food”. Nice touch!
If you ever say pizza isn't adult food again, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
Mane: I Choose you!! 😂
So u just gonna sit there and bash pizza like that who tf are you
Adult food...
I just meant that he is a fussy eater. Pizza is for everyone. But he has refused to eat what the other adults around the table are eating.
"I've been here for the last 15 years, taking care of mom and dad..." Dad: ...😑
More like 😒
I read that while he was saying it lol
Pretty sure the parents were taking care of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom:...😐
Will Metzner that was the joke 😐
2:47 "I've been here, the last 15 years, taking care of mom and dad" 😂
I like the dads confused reaction
After the first SHUT UP MOM my pops would’ve been all over somebody.
My head would’ve been in the oven
Absolutely. Dad needs to show who's in charge.
@@TheQuaintHousewife not today, daddy will end up in jail
Maybe he's at the point of trying to keep in heart in check.
“First class?” “Can’t afford it” “Well FUUUCK YOOOU” Lmfao
Very creative and original idea for a comment, although I think "Lol" would have had much better comedic effect
BSPancake shut up nigga
"You're dead to me!"
BSPancake Very creative rebuttal. Adding some derogative terms would intensify your opinion. BITCH.
BSPancake you've already commented this multiple times. Get lost creep 😂
The sip of soda after "not the best presenter" holy shit
T Stan bruh
@@mohamedchmorra6220 bruuuh
I so noticed that as well!! Lol. Not sure why but i imagine him sipping a kid soda, like grape or sormthign.
@@jeaangulo absolutely, on point hahaha
That’s not normal?😂 I do that all the time
Only Key & Peele can turn a super serious family situation into hilarious drama.😂😂😂
Sloppy seconds, at least...right dad? gets me every time.
The fact that this kind of sibling actually exists in a family
Oh yeah.
It's really sad
What family?
Yep.... Had to hide the alcohol from my last Thanksgiving. (He somehow still found it)
This struck me at an emotional level. I was hoping the father would straighten him out. It hurts how the son is more than everything ruining his own life in this way
Even though this is a comedy, there are actually families similar to this.
Most arent interracial like this though
Mr. Duane Sharpe u ever been in a situation like this?
all good jokes contain true shit
@Mr. ET word
@@seanthomas214 word
Bro said "Shut up Mooom" like its the price is right. Lmaoo "Come on Doooown" 😂😂😂
Nice catch
If hating was a person 😂
I swear Jordan’s characters are petty all the time 🤣
* cough cough * MEEGAN * cough cough * 😂
That's what makes him amazing lmaoo
@@a.p.6301 Why are you coughing? There's no context to your coughing. This is the KZhead comments section. No one's being polite.
Davis Prather like you said, THIS IS THE YT COMMENT SECTION, I can do what I please, we all can 😷 😘
Davis Prather ok boomer
His eyes when he sees the picture then says “GREAT LIGHTING”
LMFAO that got me too
Airbrush?
What does it mean ? For non English bois
@@noah7501 photoshopped
Lmao "ahbub bub!"
The look on the Moms face when the younger brother starts to defend them. She knows how it is going to escalate 😂
My older brother would always say the reason why he lives with our earning, capabale parents is because hes taking care of them. He is unemployed for 6 years now. lol
My youngest sister is like that, lived at home most of her adult life because she made crap for a living, then said she "took care of our parents", then got the house. None of us wanted the house anyway (had our own homes), but what a crock of crap. And to boot, she is the nastiest person I know.
He got engaged to someone who his parents doesn't even know yet.
Denzl Hdrian maybe he lives somewhere far from them like in different city
good point
Don't see the problem
Wojciech Francuz but he’s never mentioned to them before? I mean assuming they been together for a while
Who cares, it's a 4 min comedy skit
he got engaged and his parents are just seeing her haha
moved far away to get away from the brother
That’s my parents as well except they don’t care about the dating part, ur either single or married
Join my clan
Its a comedy sketch moron
Ikr! LOL
"SHUT UP.... MOM" my god that was perfect
I love the tiny details, such as the dad looking at Klive after he said he takes care of them
Peele's acting is so good that I genuinely feel sorry for the guy
I just feel bad for the parents dealing with that kind of son
The acting was so good I hated all of them. Enablers... somebody needed to beat that guys ass years ago.
Cheefus Smith except Michael he is a upstanding citizen
That's how I feel about it too..lolz.
Me too kinda felt really serious
The life of a reddit moderator.
lol
The life of the moderator of any online forum.
More like Wendy Williams the male version with the amount of shade being thrown
Nah, he's not trans so he can't be a reddit mod
@@WE_WUZ What? I've never seen a trans reddit mod LOL. You're mistaking reddit for tumblr
The funniest part is the “ive been here for 15 years taking care of mom and dad” lmaoo
2:54 the way dad looks at the son when he says that he's the one taking care of them 😂😂
I hate that there are people actually like this in the world
a year ago some guy sued his parents for kicking him out the house lol
Alberto Garcia yeah lol, the bad thing is that he was like 30 and still unemployed
The one's with Hot Pockets are even worse
Yeah I do to
:clap clap clap: Whoaaaaa who made you so judgemental, geronimo
He's really hiding that bald spot with that combover.
Here before 1k likes
Homer made it popular :p
LMAOO
what bald spot?
wait he was bald???...yeah you can see a slight sliver @1:35 nice catch.
They need another skit of this one, I love the angry brother 😂 dead on
Frfr!
I’m so happy I never turned out like this. I always hoped my younger brother would be better than me. And he is, and I feel nothing but pride for him.
lol
❤❤
That's awesome...wish other siblings were like u❤
Aw, such a great older sibling you are!!
Why not want the best for him and yourself?
I've rarely seen a fictional depiction of disrespect toward a sibling that was so viscerally repulsive. To lowball his own brother like that with economy class.. Unbelievable.
I couldn’t agree more! Narcissism at its finest! That darn rental better be a luxury vehicle!🤬
It would be fine if it was the economy plus though
Ikr
@@austinstewart-garcia1469 No, it's either first-class or I'm not flying.
@@jggoddboddy3828 im sorry but we couldn't afford that either, the rental going to be a prius
As birth control he just uses his personality.
Samsng Device wowwwwwww underrated comment 😂😭
That is quite rude
50% end in divorces. false dv or rape accusations. Can use that stupidity of urs to bring stain on ur family.
I use my appearance
I will be using this -- filed under "Sick Burns". Thank you.
0:42 “sorry bro them just the facts” 😂 that shit gets me every time 😂
It's funny because he's the absolute opposite of someone I know who's in a similar situation because unfortunately he can't live alone due to a disability: the guy is super positive, supporting, funny, smart, he's a wonderful person that everyone adores and the end result is that sis personality and attitude completely overshadow the troubles he's going through. It's fascinating how two people in very similar situations can have such a different impact on their environment.
“Great lighting”....”Airbrushed?” The hate is so real 😂😂😂
That was such a great line..
The pettiness bruh
Aaron Hill TV lol
@ I loved that line, and the slurp of the drink afterward was perfect.
Mark S right!!!! I peeped that too 😂😂😂
Looks like that dude in the wheelchair from Scary Movie 2 😂
Lol, it sho do😭😂😭😂
Lol Dwight
You mean Tobias Funke?
WAZZUP
" I can walk myself and I don't need help" it's in my head for so long loll
“SHUT UP. MOOOOM.” 😂😂😂
It feels like the older brother was an amazing athlete who was acknowledged and admired got injured and never recovered mentally from his glory days so now he hates on his successful little brother
Don't worry, he got the first class seat. and a continental breakfast.
It was an economy plus lmao
WEll..............don't mind if I ddddoooo............
Well... Economy class, but eh, privilege is whatever you want it to be. ;)
So it’s continental then?
Yes
"Sloppy seconds, at least. Right dad?"
that was my fav part lmfaooooo
I died.
I laughed the most there too. Idk why 🤣🤣
I love how Ernie Hudson body language after he said that Lmaoo
"Sorry bro...them just the facts!" Lmao
The older brother is exactly what I imagine the muscle man from Regular Show would look like irl 😂
I like how the parents are ignoring him the whole time and dont reply him . except when he said to his brother at the end "you're dead to me" .. and mom replied "why?" So realistic
So you telling me he got engaged to a woman and has NEVER taken her home to meet his parents???
Happens when you hit 47
Blink4BLACKPINK Well maybe it wasn't his parents he didn't want her to see...it must've been for another reason...just can't put me finger on it...
It's an American thing. After 18, parents dont really care about you or what you do except on "special occasions". Thats why the kids ship em off to a retirement home in their twilight years.
i did that.... wife was japanese, living in japan....kind of hard to just bring her home....my parents nlmet her once for 2 weeks i recall...than not again for another yr between 2008 2009..navy vet
Spider Man facts
"I've been here for the last 15 years taking care of mom and dad..." Mom & Dad: *sips wine*
Dad gives him a "look."
@@jondunmore4268 like I know the hell you didn't fix your mouth to say some 💩 like that! L🤣L
This comment is dumb and useless... but I guess my reply to this comment is dumb and useless also...
@@salihrahman2523 Let's all be dumb and useless!
Yeah, bud
I love how peele can play any character and make any voice
A good wig man is all you need for comedy shows. Classic.
When he says that he's been taking care of his parents for the last years and his dad turns his head like "what?!?!"
Living in the basement gaming lol
Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ricardo L. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just gave you your 1000th like
Yes we all watched the video
I tried to insult my brother and then he married my favourite show's actress CONSEQUENCES
LOL
@@acrsclspdrcls1365 ha!
Yeah, this is about to be top comment
What show
Who
"Shut up mom" Clive said calmly
These guys are hilarious. I love the loud hand clapping, shouting voice, and comb over hairstyle... lol 😂
This guy is what everyone thinks gamers look like
JimBo X_X idk why people think that lol
Lol very true
To be fair, its what a lot of games actually look like lol
Trouble ehhhhhhhh not soo much
Most look 5-18
The way the Dad looked at him when he said "I've been here 15 years taking care of Dad and Mom!"
I just noticed that! That stare says it all hahaha.
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
oj jordan Yep 😂 6/1/2020
You know it's the other way around 😂
I can only imagine the amount of people this hits home for. Since it did even slightly for me
Every now and then, I have to return to this sketch and laugh at how horridly real it is-- from the bathrobe and bald spot to the pizza and ginger ale, and of course mom and dad just being too worn down at this point to try any more.
Never noticed the Ginger Ale. It’s the “special occasion”/holiday soda, so it’s perfect casting!
Dad - “You gotta photo” Peele - “Aka does she exist” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I mean Peele's character wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole about it lol
You mean Clive? Hehe ;)
I love how the older brother has a frozen dinner dish while everyone else is eating real food lol
😂
Did not notice that
Irony is that elder siblings tend to be more successful, last I heard
@@loxho217 It's funny because no one is successful anymore. Thanks socialism.
@@dragoneye6229 Seriously!? You're blaming socialism for creating the extreme wealth of the top 1% and the following top 5%? Go and really read up on socialism. Travel a little around the world and see, you're clueless.
Key nails the exasperated look EVERY. TIME!
The camera movement in the first shot is absolutely awesome!
If i talked to my mom like this their would be a wedding and a funeral
Kinda hoping for the character to clutch his chest and face plant. Same last line "that went better than expected"
THERE!! NOT THEIR, BUT THERE!!
Hope there would also be some grammar lessons.
@@satriagtg8575 Okay Grammar Nazi
@@yahyaaibrahim8200 Dude, if someone mispell your name.. then when u correct it, he says.. Ok grammar nazi. How do you feel?
He's definitely related to Meegan. Same attitude and a striking resemblance
Cousins no doubt
@@damaspiderqueen 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
United States of Gaming yeah I think you’re on to something...
This has got to be one of the greatest sketches of all time lol
hands downs one of my favorite skits 😂 love this one
The strangest thing to me here is that this guy is getting married and his parents have never even heard of her before then.
if you had a brother like that , you will try to minimize contact.
Someone else said it. I was like what the fuck, how you getting married and your parents don’t even know the bitch?
No the parents (probably) knew already. All this staging was to announce it to the older brother. Hence the final scene "well that went better than expected" ^_^
TheBoyBK 2K If I was to ever be married, I doubt I’d ever introduce the woman I was dating to my parents. Probably after the marriage would be best.
In the beginning the parents said that it must be a special occasion. Kinda implying that they don’t really talk all too much.
I died when he said he had been taking care of his parents and then the reaction of the father is like WTH you mean boy lol
You died?
@@InfidelProductionz he got better
Hahahaha truth😁😁😁
@@InfidelProductionz yes, i indeed died but i resurrected to post this comment for you to see my friend.
@@alvaroescobar1511 sweet Jesus, it's You! Oh my God! I mean Your God! I mean my Fa...your Father! Sweet Lord! Is that really You?! I mean Him? I mean are You really him? Or You?
"SHUT UP MOOOOOOM! SILENCE FROM YOU!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That "shut up mom" cracks me every time
My Ma would have played fronthand backhand with me if I talked like that to her 😂😂😂
Arpanxd your momma black I guess. See how they used a white woman and not black...
@@falidisu2139 nah, probs Indian
@@falidisu2139 don't be racist KKK
@@falidisu2139 that's a very racist comment. Good job putting your stupidity and ignorance on full display!
i choose front hand
“Sloppy seconds at least... right dad?” LOOOOOOOL
😂😭
You know Bob Barker took a turn
if im the father and my son says something like this about his mother, let alone IN FRONT of her, im leaning over and planting a handstamp on his face so hard he forgets his name for a solid 30 seconds. after that ill probably kill myself over the failure of a father i am.. so in short: my son would never say this.
@@obiwankenobi661 big words.coming from a guy who had the high ground. Did you offer Anakin plane tickets and a rental car? No. You cut his damn legs off. But you still loved that bastard.
@@obiwankenobi661 Thinking you can physically assault him would make you more of a failure than anything he would say
That look from dad when Jordan says he took care of mom and dad
key and peele are hilarious and 100% spot on so often but this one was just so brutally real feels bad man
This guy is what everyone thinks people who live with their parents looks like.
Plot twist- that's how they look in reality!
Thinks?
To be fair more people live with their parents and don't look like this guy
All people who lives with their parents liked this comment. It's ok Tarkus.
...in this context, kind of true
The way he says "SHUT UP MOOOOOOOOM" gets me everytime
I replayed that part like 20 times
“SILENCE FROM YOOUUUUU”
@@jamaalsq8134 YOU’RE CUT OFF!!!! FROM TALKING
It sounds like a statement lol
YOUR CUT OFF.... FROM TALKING
I love re-watching this skid. Jordan's performance is hilarious, and his acting is fantastic. it feels so genuine and funny at the same time. I can't help but burst into laughter when he leaves the dinner table with his plate in his hands.
I don't know why, but Jordan yelling "shut up mom! no it's not." after his mom says the Price Is Right is his favorite show made me laugh really hard. Also, his t-shirt is amazing.
“And Drake,” “Yes?” “I hate you.” “I know.” 😂
She was definitely fucking Drake after detention
Kyrus Sct where’s that?
Drake and Josh
@@jahn77 it's a line from Drake and Josh
John A. Wrinkled down 🤣🤣🤣
His attitude is soooo cringey and there's real people that are like that.
Jeff Ahn it reminds me of step brothers
Yeah, me! fml lololol
these people do not deserve to get paid big bucks to do lame hit pieces like this with 3rd rate step brothers knock off acting...the movie Step brothers had class and talent..it isn't funny..reminds me of the lame liberty mutual commercials too...
Hes not wrong tho
@@funnyguy20092 shut up
- The price is right? Clyde, that's your show! 💀
Imagine getting married to someone and they haven’t even met your parents yet lol
it's common if the "son", "daughter" lives away from home state
@@Jayjon81 or home country
I don't imagine it's that rare really
They’re engaged, not married. My husband and I met in the army and got engaged AND married before we met our parents lol.
kinda what happens when you don't live next to your parents
I'd like to see a skit where he actually attended the wedding and kept being toxic.
That's a great idea😂😂
@Levi Chicwown yeeeesss
That would be lit
I actually heard they may plan on doing a limited series of new sketches here and there, and I'm praying this will be a continuation.
@@iClone316 No way!! Can't wait to see it!
I love re-watching this video. Jordan's personation of the jealous brother is hilarious, and his acting is priceless, I can't help but burst out laughing every time I watch him storm away from the dining table with his plate in hand. Key & Peele is really the best.
I love how the family is having a lovely meal together and the big bro just sits there with box pizza.
If I ever spoke to my mother like that, the pain I’d experience is unimaginable.
how ?
Tommy Vercity What do you mean how? My mother would slap me out of existence and my soul would be forever adrift in the endless void bro.
Dude hahahahaha
I would be propelled so incredibly fast that I would cause a rip I t the space-time continuum and cause the past, present, and future to synchronize and cause chaos through the whole universe, but it would be a genius plan since my soul, separated from my body, would float outside of time, and I would be forever tranquil, in an ever-lasting state of nirvana.
@@OrangewaveSupreme I heard meditation helps with controlling this amount of anger and violent tendencies. But don't tell her personally, just forward on Messenger.