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Ordering A Takeaway | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour

Kevin Bridges
2022 ж. 7 Сәу.
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Comedy superstar Kevin Bridges returns to the stage in 2018 with his sell-out new show -- The Brand New Tour. The show was filmed as part of Kevin's UK and Ireland tour and his 19-night residency at the Glasgow Hydro.
Written and performed by a comedian at the top of his game with Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog, and having Barack Obama as his support act. This is by far Kevin's best show to date and really is a stand-up masterclass.

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  • HOOSE RICE!!! Watch The Sleepover From Hell Here - kzhead.info/sun/o7yvpKmBpHqVf3A/bejne.html

    @KevinBridgesComedian@KevinBridgesComedian2 жыл бұрын

    • Those bloody Cassidy's....who the feck cooks their own rice when having a takeaway?! 🤣

      @Jeweleye62@Jeweleye622 жыл бұрын

    • Pulling a Chicken? Spatchcock! Aye lad... Pre-empted indeed!

      @davefrancisjarrett3563@davefrancisjarrett35632 жыл бұрын

    • Lol that’s exactly what I thought of - your sleep over n no rice 🍚 fs who orders no rice like 🤣🤣🤣

      @majellaconlon9344@majellaconlon93442 жыл бұрын

    • get somethin in a fryin pan!

      @philpants44@philpants44 Жыл бұрын

    • I'd be the dad eating away on my 2nd or 3rd KitKat after 30 minutes of waiting 😅

      @morten.hekkvang@morten.hekkvang11 ай бұрын

  • "We've been sent the Hoose rice's Chinese!"😂😂😂

    @hannahsweeney2385@hannahsweeney23852 жыл бұрын

    • @Chazz Austin 😂😂😂

      @hannahsweeney2385@hannahsweeney23852 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @marlothisafari99@marlothisafari992 жыл бұрын

    • @@marlothisafari99 😂😂😂

      @hannahsweeney2385@hannahsweeney23852 жыл бұрын

    • This the comment I came for 😂😂😂

      @brandonmellors9161@brandonmellors91612 жыл бұрын

    • @@brandonmellors9161 😂😂😂

      @hannahsweeney2385@hannahsweeney23852 жыл бұрын

  • Bruh I felt the nostalgia and I've never even lived a life like that. That's some great storytelling right there.

    @BlandBloke@BlandBloke2 жыл бұрын

    • @@BertBobRobert I'm not from Scotland. Heck, I'm not even from Europe. That's the whole point.

      @BlandBloke@BlandBloke Жыл бұрын

    • @@BertBobRobert You think people from scotland are the only people who order chinese takeaway. I lived the exact same childhood and i'm from england... We say bruh

      @karmicabundance9598@karmicabundance9598 Жыл бұрын

    • @@BlandBloke DONT WORRY ABOUT BERT,,,hes english,,,we scots knew what you meant

      @james6901@james6901 Жыл бұрын

    • I'm Irish and this was indeed Friday night

      @robertminnis3244@robertminnis3244 Жыл бұрын

    • I never even knew I had memories like saved until I seen this . The weird house smell , the weird food . Brilliant

      @kevinross2515@kevinross25156 ай бұрын

  • This lad is genius. He never fails to have me in tears of laughter.

    @mrpleasurehead@mrpleasurehead4 ай бұрын

  • I have never been so invested in a story about takeaway before

    @ventedbus4917@ventedbus49179 ай бұрын

  • The best part about this is that in his hometown (Clydebank) there is actually a Chinese takeaway called The Lucky Panda. Makes it even more real. 😂

    @Briano76@Briano767 ай бұрын

    • Because it's one of the best Chinese takeaways in Clydebank.He could have mentioned one of four in Hardgate,where he's from, but he didn't,and rather mentioned one from Dalmuir.

      @barryhamilton7845@barryhamilton78455 ай бұрын

    • @@barryhamilton7845 I use Lily’s in Hardgate. There’s The Empire and the one next to the petrol station. Where’s the 4th?

      @Briano76@Briano765 ай бұрын

    • @briano9894 Spring garden at the petrol station ,Good and cheap on Cochno road,round the corner from the Goldenhill pub,The Empire and Lily's.

      @barryhamilton7845@barryhamilton78455 ай бұрын

    • @@barryhamilton7845 I lived in duntocher for 13 years until last year and I completely forgot about the good n cheap 🙈

      @Briano76@Briano765 ай бұрын

    • Is there one in Larkhall called 'The Orange Wok'?

      @rm009z0858@rm009z0858Ай бұрын

  • Agh, Kev, this brings back memories! Holding on to that cheap paper menu, ordering over the phone. 100% certainty that you're never going to get the correct order. 🤣

    @drradska8107@drradska81072 жыл бұрын

    • debating over whether to get the thing that sounds good or the thing you can actually pronouce then remembering it's all numbered

      @Fyreflier@Fyreflier Жыл бұрын

    • The cheap, slightly faded menu that each family member would spend 10 minutes looking at before deciding on getting what they have always gotten for the past 9 years.

      @click8708@click8708 Жыл бұрын

    • Bridges asks the '666' audience to talk down to children who are 'TL' aligned. This is unacceptable. Also, children who are 'TL' are naturally dominant and alpha. They will take a superior status over beta people, including adults.

      @TL-ps5qo@TL-ps5qo2 ай бұрын

    • Cats.

      @1gerard47@1gerard47Ай бұрын

    • Another cat probably your neighbors 😂ck8708 called Felix.

      @1gerard47@1gerard47Ай бұрын

  • "Surely somebodies pulled a chicken"🤣

    @SarcasticCharacter@SarcasticCharacter3 ай бұрын

  • The most relatable comedian ever. Fact.

    @CrackWarrior@CrackWarrior2 жыл бұрын

    • Are you validating what you just said, by stating: fact? Now that's funny.

      @p382742937423y4@p382742937423y46 ай бұрын

  • Familiar experiences on ordering a takeaway- it applies to nearly everyone. The walk to the window - classic

    @user-jv2tw1no8x@user-jv2tw1no8x8 ай бұрын

  • The hoose rice household is now responsible for the 2 worst night of Kevin’s life😂😂

    @cameroncross2560@cameroncross25602 жыл бұрын

  • Comedy story telling at it’s very best!!! OUTSTANDING KEVIN 🤣👍🤣👍🤣

    @andreashaynes3346@andreashaynes33462 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve watched this clip many times and it still holds me fit to burst. Kevin you are a superb reader of human nature.

    @joycedaniels1665@joycedaniels16659 ай бұрын

  • Best comedian on the planet! Seen him live twice. Each tour he has done, he as actually got even better!! Cannot fucking wait til july👍👍

    @cliffclavin3865@cliffclavin38652 жыл бұрын

    • I agree. He is the best comedian

      @thetravellingforceuser@thetravellingforceuser2 жыл бұрын

    • I’m seeing him next month in Newcastle! First time seeing a live comedian

      @danconstable1303@danconstable1303 Жыл бұрын

    • Well lads let's have it, how did them shows go

      @shaunsocha421@shaunsocha42111 ай бұрын

    • Saw him just last night in Auckland… awesome.

      @ccinnz@ccinnz5 ай бұрын

    • Absolutely right. I'm French half Brit, but happen to have a very good Glaswegian friend, picked up her accent after all the years talking to her and now understand 90% of what Kevin is saying. The 10% left is just pure poetry to me 😀

      @patrickdemarcevol@patrickdemarcevol4 ай бұрын

  • This guy is an amazing story teller.

    @ImGoingSupersonic@ImGoingSupersonic9 ай бұрын

  • Cassidy! The jig is up! Lovely tie into a previous joke! Well done, Kev!

    @user-xh8iv6xj8r@user-xh8iv6xj8r3 ай бұрын

  • The 🐐. And I don't say that lightly. All hail King Kev. 👑

    @JamesGillComedy@JamesGillComedy5 ай бұрын

  • That callback to the Cassidy's was incredible.

    @CptDionysos951@CptDionysos9516 ай бұрын

  • Pure brilliance! Many thanks Kevin Bridges!

    @danieldavid3160@danieldavid3160 Жыл бұрын

  • Love his occasional grin, just like when he started the stand up thing. You know that's when you're laughning out loud

    @patrickdemarcevol@patrickdemarcevol4 ай бұрын

  • The king of stand up 🙌 Comedy genius 🙌

    @thestrengthwithin4249@thestrengthwithin4249 Жыл бұрын

  • This guys too funny 😂😂 onion rings and spare rib

    @AndrewSmith-fj8jj@AndrewSmith-fj8jj4 ай бұрын

  • I remember seeing Kevin during this tour in Belfast with my sister and we both where crying with laughter during this bit. I was hurting from laughing that much 😂 no matter how many times I see this routine it will always be fucking hilarious 😂😂

    @philjohnston9889@philjohnston9889 Жыл бұрын

  • This was an experience. Amazing from beginning to end. I also got the house rice reference from months ago 😂😂😂

    @BossBible@BossBible2 жыл бұрын

    • hoose rice was from years ago...when he started out...

      @james6901@james6901 Жыл бұрын

  • Genius this lad. Absolutely love him.

    @thediamonddust@thediamonddust Жыл бұрын

  • As soon as I heard "Cassidy" 🤣🤣🤣

    @siyabongantombela1762@siyabongantombela17622 жыл бұрын

  • I lived in Glasgow for 5 years from 1998 to 2003. Watching him really makes me miss it.

    @derin111@derin111 Жыл бұрын

    • Delivery driver for the lucky panda?

      @james6901@james6901 Жыл бұрын

    • @@james6901 he did one delivery in that time

      @mandalorian1402@mandalorian1402 Жыл бұрын

  • My gosh this man is pure gold

    @bunty4482@bunty4482 Жыл бұрын

  • One of the best comedians ever for me absolutely hilarious 😂🤣

    @davidbrownybrown6338@davidbrownybrown63382 жыл бұрын

  • Fantastic as always. Love the ending flash back to much earlier material. Awesome comedian.

    @HarveyVamp@HarveyVamp Жыл бұрын

  • You wouldn't get the 'hoose rice' and 'Cassidys' if you hadn't watched his 'sleepover' story. I couldn't work out what was so funny the first time I watched this!

    @2760ade@2760ade2 жыл бұрын

    • Lucky I watched that one first then came to this one, completely caught me off guard 😂

      @ZakRC_@ZakRC_Ай бұрын

  • I attended two of kevins shows in Edinbrugh. Enjoyed them. I cant wait for him to return. I nevee laufhed so hard . He is briliant.😂😂😂 Cheers Kevin.❤❤

    @user-nb1lx6hm2i@user-nb1lx6hm2i4 ай бұрын

  • He’s a legend… He hud me goin “Aw fuck, we’ve waited aw this time for regurgitated shite?”….. Then Boom! 🤣🤣

    @johnmurray3956@johnmurray39565 ай бұрын

  • This used to happen when I stayed with my parents, we can all relate to Kevin bridges 😂😂

    @sophiehalliday4289@sophiehalliday428911 ай бұрын

  • Pulled eggs ?? I kinda lost it when my work canteen made us pulled Broccoli 😂😂

    @rajatlotw@rajatlotw4 күн бұрын

  • He's just The BEST!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @susanphillips9864@susanphillips9864 Жыл бұрын

  • He just says what he thinks lol top class Kev

    @johnmcmullen7510@johnmcmullen7510 Жыл бұрын

  • I've been sending it to my circle where some get the accent, whereas others are wth as I cramp up. Those that are good with with his speech crack up. It's our 80-90's childhoods.

    @kirstynweinberg@kirstynweinbergАй бұрын

  • Brilliant

    @regroyle447@regroyle4478 ай бұрын

  • 🤣🤣 so so true, them good old days were the best. Great show as always 👍

    @lilrichones674@lilrichones6742 жыл бұрын

  • 100% my favourite comedian, I love this guy

    @killianward9127@killianward9127 Жыл бұрын

  • The escalation after the kit kat. 😂 First time ordered a Calzone it was a tag team effort on the phone about this "you gave us HALF a PIZZA!" threats to windows etc.

    @andytraill@andytraill11 ай бұрын

    • I thought only my wife pulls the divorce card over nothings

      @ahmedashour8177@ahmedashour81777 ай бұрын

  • Omg! So funny!! He is one of the best comedians.

    @gilliangriffiths8246@gilliangriffiths82462 жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely brilliant......crying laughing at this 🤣🤣

    @franniebhoycarfin@franniebhoycarfin Жыл бұрын

  • What you just described is my family every time we order a pizza.

    @jacott1382@jacott13822 жыл бұрын

  • I find this so funny because I've been in this situation

    @djghost09@djghost098 ай бұрын

  • He's an absolute genius !

    @Bombadil1976@Bombadil19762 жыл бұрын

  • Love Kevin Bridges. Watched him at the Grand theatre in Lancaster a few years ago, what a night. Support your local venues if you can get a class act in.

    @Jones-xx2gc@Jones-xx2gc2 жыл бұрын

  • This is GLORIOUS Mr Bridges MANY THANKS .... oh and a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

    @danielmarshall4587@danielmarshall4587 Жыл бұрын

  • I've been looking for this clip for years cheers kev

    @nickyblanchard5150@nickyblanchard51502 жыл бұрын

  • By far the best comedian on earth

    @DonnyRP@DonnyRP Жыл бұрын

  • Ahhh the good old days 😂

    @TheSauxyFxcker@TheSauxyFxcker Жыл бұрын

  • So relatable 😂

    @lorinsmith9898@lorinsmith9898 Жыл бұрын

  • Once again fukin brilliant 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @petercopley1242@petercopley12422 жыл бұрын

  • Pulled eggs on pulled toast 😂

    @jrobertech@jrobertech Жыл бұрын

  • Sounds exactly like one of the moments I had when I was younger lol, great story telling and it really was a journey when ordering a chinese ahaha

    @deanphipps1811@deanphipps18115 ай бұрын

  • So true to life!

    @mycroftsanchez901@mycroftsanchez9012 жыл бұрын

  • I would listen to him reading an encyclopedia. Literally.

    @MrRigmunkee1@MrRigmunkee1 Жыл бұрын

    • I've done that. Pick an item. Read the intro. Branch off onto some side issue. Expiate briefly on that. Find something obscure, either in the text or (preferably) what you've invented. Take off on that - now you've diverged twice. Start freewheeling, getting more and more ridiculous. Abandon any pretext of reality, reasonability, or logic. Stop suddenly. Read the next sentence past where you first diverged. Pass a nasty comment about that. Say "I guess there isn't anything funny here." Quit.

      @oaflet@oaflet9 ай бұрын

    • Forgot to mention - the audience should agree it's not funny. But if you work fast they'll fail to notice until afterward.

      @oaflet@oaflet9 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant as always and what a crowd indeed.

    @commenter8640@commenter86402 жыл бұрын

  • You make me so homesick! Gau nyersel!

    @janetmackinnon3411@janetmackinnon34112 жыл бұрын

  • "Give me a quid or you gettin stabed". Nice tune though! Fantastic Show! Hilarious, putting on their Grannyish faces! ;- )

    @petervanderbeek6077@petervanderbeek60772 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this whilst waiting for a curry, literally acting it out scene by scene. Truer words were never spoken.

    @RC-gh7os@RC-gh7os Жыл бұрын

    • You get the curry?

      @Danie1_l@Danie1_l Жыл бұрын

    • @@Danie1_l it's just arrived from India.

      @RC-gh7os@RC-gh7os Жыл бұрын

  • Brought up on Irish and English humour, but I miss my Glaswegian neighbour until I hear you.

    @sketchsocial4785@sketchsocial47852 жыл бұрын

  • Brother , show Toronto some love.Give us a visit.

    @sean367@sean3672 жыл бұрын

  • What a set. Amazing

    @siddharthsharma3955@siddharthsharma39556 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

    @delretadonaldson@delretadonaldson Жыл бұрын

  • Ah waiting for the friday night delivery, good days lol

    @pkune5158@pkune51582 жыл бұрын

  • He is brilliant

    @itsjudystube@itsjudystubeАй бұрын

  • I'm thankful I was a kid in the 90s and was the last true generation that 'played outside'. He perfectly described ordering and waiting for the Chinese to arrive. I was the one who used to go to the window every now an then 😂😂😂.

    @johncapewell7520@johncapewell75202 ай бұрын

  • Love Kevin. He can make an ordinary story funny

    @martini668@martini6682 жыл бұрын

  • Absolute comic genius! Saw Kevin in Dublin last Sunday -still have the smile / smirk / laugh / guffaw on my face 😂😂😂😂😂

    @michaelcarroll4330@michaelcarroll4330 Жыл бұрын

    • Was also there absolutely brilliant

      @johnnyryan656@johnnyryan656 Жыл бұрын

  • So relatable

    @Charlie-216@Charlie-216 Жыл бұрын

  • Comedic genius

    @catiosa5368@catiosa53682 жыл бұрын

  • I was there that night, the fella from Manchester who was warming up beforehand was hilarious tae. 👍

    @saturn1returns@saturn1returns2 жыл бұрын

  • ribs are aching , best comedian out there

    @twmlloyd5257@twmlloyd5257 Жыл бұрын

  • Watching this while waiting on an order is far too immersive.

    @attentivegingy48@attentivegingy48 Жыл бұрын

  • Man I really hope I didn't just see this too early for the show he's doing in Liverpool this is absolute gold man

    @RaptorRecordz@RaptorRecordz2 жыл бұрын

  • we have a living legend aka mr bridges

    @simpleazzvidz1923@simpleazzvidz19232 жыл бұрын

  • I would watch this intense situation as a movie

    @MercianKing@MercianKingАй бұрын

  • Brilliant throwback! Cassidy’s

    @katiecanuk2951@katiecanuk2951 Жыл бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣 kev, Australia, when are you here next???

    @joshhuts7797@joshhuts77972 жыл бұрын

  • Oh mate...just brilliant

    @shanosantwanos3908@shanosantwanos39082 жыл бұрын

  • Mate I’m 19, born in 03. This was my fucking childhood😂😂

    @lewisashy5423@lewisashy5423 Жыл бұрын

  • Lived with some Scotts in the US, the order and delivery went down the same. Kevin does their reaction Spot On

    @francoisdutoit6206@francoisdutoit6206 Жыл бұрын

  • One of the best ….

    @nikmansol@nikmansol Жыл бұрын

  • “Deliver-OO”

    @that.guy11@that.guy112 жыл бұрын

  • Love him

    @treeoftrees7523@treeoftrees7523 Жыл бұрын

  • This story is bang on what ive did spot on 😆

    @CharlygalSW@CharlygalSW Жыл бұрын

  • holy fuck. i haven't laughed that hard in fucking years. bloody legendary

    @potato4481@potato44814 ай бұрын

  • The whole story is genius

    @lukesmyth994@lukesmyth994 Жыл бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣 House rice. The sleep over from hell.

    @metalpunk3785@metalpunk37852 жыл бұрын

    • It has to be hoose though.

      @seanscanlon9067@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын

  • The cassidys 😂👌

    @kjsd3201@kjsd3201 Жыл бұрын

  • Brillant 🤣😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    @cathycuellarsanchez9843@cathycuellarsanchez98432 жыл бұрын

  • ‘DEHLIVAR OO’ Fuckin love it lad 💀💀💀

    @Hunter-lf9jn@Hunter-lf9jn Жыл бұрын

  • Been a while since I've finished a Kevin Bridges KZhead video without being threatened with a stabbing

    @trevscribbles@trevscribbles Жыл бұрын

  • Kevin you are the man ❤ you mate 🙏🤣

    @Dazbo76@Dazbo76 Жыл бұрын

  • Kevin You Rock :)))

    @chandradekeyser@chandradekeyser Жыл бұрын

  • Can’t wait to see you in Belfast! 💕💕

    @breigemurphy1305@breigemurphy13052 жыл бұрын

  • Good man Kev I was hopin youd be back really happy to binge your gigs here on YT again its been waaayyy too long

    @lanslater@lanslater3 ай бұрын

  • I remember the days before online ordering. And you would sit and wait, occasionally glancing out the window

    @mattwilkinson5858@mattwilkinson5858 Жыл бұрын
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