Today I customize the Ubermacht Cypher in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZheadr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZheadr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZheadrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
Maybe don't do customizations in that agency garage. It's too dark to see some stuff.
The real crime is that he didn’t use the auto shop instead. It’s like the stairway to heaven in there. So bright…
Arena war is my favorite
Arena or auto shop are so bright. Even the office garage is good.
Turn up your phone brightness then
They all kinda suck and are usually too close to the car
It wasn’t until I picked up the cypher off the casino wheel last year that I actually started to place and then occasionally win some tuner races. It’s not the fastest, but it is the best handling out of all of them.
Amazing vid as always!
Beautiful customisation bro🔥😍looks really good.
Thanks bro
“we can go slatted, free ysl” -harm 😂😂this why we love you dawg
🫡🤝❤️ freethemboys
Nah this was gold. I've heard harm do this a few times. I could def get a drink with harm.
Really sick customisation!
candybox looked so good in my opinion with the brushed steel omg
I went with cast iron silver with diamond blue pearl scent. And secondary Race yellow. Looks dope.
Lets go Another upload!!
I bought this a few days ago Not the fastest car in the dlc but looks really cool
I found one of these in my garage but it looked hiddious in the colour I chose, I must of had 💩in my eyes that day, I'm defo going to take a second shot yours looks sikk fair play
One of the best looking cars in gta imo, have an all blue one and I love it. Would love to see more Mercedes inspired cars in gta.
You know it's an M2 right?
We need more bmws like the Cypher
I need more mercs and beems
@@HarmNone Yeah we need an M5 or a CLA 45 AMG
@@HarmNone facts!
bought the ubermacht 2 days ago. Pretty cool car
When bro goes for an option: I kinda like the look of that.
Fav KZheadr boissssew
❤️🤝
Bro, how did u get the Negative Speed Demon livery ?
Cypher's top speed from broughy1332's testing is 113.5 mph which is 16th out of 17 in tuners.
Sad part is I beat 5 calico GTF’s, ASP Dominator, the newer Supra in a street race with one and I knew I had the inferior car but I had to drive my ass off too win that race 😂
Damn what 😭😭😭 it feels so fast
will i get the negative speed demon livery if i buy the car today?
Would have been a great customization battle 👀👀
👀 one day
I put somne sort of dark green with golden rims and it's lookn insane!
That’s sick
Slatted Free YSL 🐍🔥😂
Free Jeff
free young thug
Free him fr
Gotta say, the teeth was kinda creepy.. but impressive
I just hate the speedometer of the cypher at night it's invisible lol
Wait neon kits lower the center of gravity? I never knew that.
They add weight so yea, they will increase traction. Tail end whips out? Add neon to the rear. Basically add full neon to any car your going to race
@@Kellett781 Oh thanks. Never knew R* thought to make that a thing. Figured they were always just visual.
Yeah it’s very interesting tbh
Who is ysl? I’m from the uk but I’m assuming he is a rapper that is imprisoned
free YSL ,theres a new young thug and yeat song coming on friday btw the snippets sounds so fye
Bro upload video while playing with your subscribers and doing car meets with crew members on PC some new sort of content for the channel
You really should see my cypher Harmnone I think I made the best looking one this far haven’t seen one yet that’s more creative and different.
Free YSL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
🐍 🐍
Free Thug
Genuinely asking, why lowering suspension won’t increase the traction bar
For some reason while not increasing the traction of the car, it does affect top speed.
Look more like a 5 series, than a 2 series.
Can u do tge customisation of the tron bike
if you want blue you also could have taken the NFS MW 2005 livery (12/12)
I did the need for speed livery with black looks pretty sick.
I have a grey and red one also you can stance this car
where can i buy this car don't tell me it deleted
Got a like from me simply by saying "All intents and purposes" instead of all intensive purposes 😂
That’s literally the saying though 😭
@HarmNone I'm saying you got it right lol 😂
Ohhhh ahahahhaa ok I get it now bro my bad 🫠
@@jrsdiecastcustoms ngl, been tryna understand this for a minute 💀
Do you buy money on gta or do you actually grind for it?😅
Money is very easy to make I don’t pay for it lol
@HarmNone for real I don't see why people would waste money on shark cards when there are so many ways to make easy money these days.
Sports 🤔
Fuck it let’s get a Minecraft survival series?
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
You forgot the light colors
Negative speed demon Livery is the from NFS MW 05
The other speed demon is the original one, tho its no longer available
@@alekjano283 the on he has in this video is better because you can change the color of it
How do you get it? I won the prize ride but no livery
@@LKRG me too I won it on my second account but they didn't give me it
@@LKRG rockstar removed it on the 18th, you get the xero 29 livery now, not the negative speed demon
is that Bmw?
Yes
Early
first
Bro this upcomming update is soooo trash 🗑
Acid again bruhhhhhhh
Hey yo Harme how you doing yo 😁