“Kamaru are you high?” Kamaru: “I’m sitting at about 30%.”
@jonasmcguire35894 жыл бұрын
jonas McGuire 😂
@c7anders4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MultiRibrob4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@djdarklyceum4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@DrCockNBalls4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nick_Tank4 жыл бұрын
Usman has tried weed for the first time 4 times lmao
@brentdraper43824 жыл бұрын
And he never got high except maybe 3 times
@VytenisR14 жыл бұрын
13 more times and each of his 17 personalities will have tried it
@MustObeyTheRules4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@noobgamingentertainmentn.g86674 жыл бұрын
Yeah "few years back". We've all said that
@mwccpark4 жыл бұрын
Bro.....it really be like that tho lol
@yungnitemare4 жыл бұрын
Whenever kamaru gets high “SOMETHINS WRONG”
@ahnafisBEAST4 жыл бұрын
Same thing with me as well. Especially for beginners lol
@vaellanmurugayah12914 жыл бұрын
😂 “SOMETHINGS WRONG! RASHAD!”
@DmDaPDm4 жыл бұрын
I started going through the same thing at the end of my smoking years so I stopped smoking ✌✊
@michaelfleming12233 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfleming1223 how old were u on ur last year?
@frxstyking59122 жыл бұрын
Man Marty is a nice guy, sucks he gets so much hate. He’s respectable
@mantistobagon51854 жыл бұрын
He's GSP 2.0 bro
@jakobnance52774 жыл бұрын
matthew Ferguson hes a lowkey nerd😂
@rickylopezquintero75504 жыл бұрын
@@rickylopezquintero7550 My dude did you just call the welterweight champion of the world a nerd from your computer screen? We seriously are living in an era of delusion lmao
@Dash-cm4ol4 жыл бұрын
@@Dash-cm4ol Facts!🤦♂️🤦♂️
@KrayzieMurda4 жыл бұрын
Respectable doesn't matter when you're Black
@eugenewebb93684 жыл бұрын
When Tony Ferguson does DMT he sees Tony Ferguson.
@jonasmcguire35894 жыл бұрын
jonas McGuire 😂😂😂😂
@nolans16754 жыл бұрын
Objectively true facts.
@ccffdf4 жыл бұрын
Lmao bro
@highhaloguy8064 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@Qoaq4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best one ever
@beaubeaugadget14 жыл бұрын
This guy is spot on with the details for most people's first time. Never heard someone portray it more accurately.
@samsam182004 жыл бұрын
most smokers i know and grew up with loved it the first time and had fun, dont know anyone who got all paranoid, must be a millenial thing ?
@milwaukeebrewers63374 жыл бұрын
@@milwaukeebrewers6337The weed we grew up with is 4x stronger or some shit on average than back in the day. There was a chart somewhere with all these sources graphed and stuff real neat sure you could find it on google. But I saw that brown skunk shit from the 80s/90s a few times in my teens, I couldn't get over the harshness
@shawndesjardins41414 жыл бұрын
Milwaukee Brewers the only time I got paranoid was from edibles, I mainly smoke now. But joe is right, pot does shine lights on things that may bug you, and sometimes you’ll find the answer, sometimes it comes later.
@Shin_Mando4 жыл бұрын
@@shawndesjardins4141 i use to smoke reggie in highschool 2004 but around 2007 is when i started smoking good stuff, i remember purple weed was so moist and extremely sticky, it would get stuck in the sandwich bag too, anyways 1 blunt would have you high in the zone for most of the day, 2 or 3 blunts with friends would have you feeling high till the morning.... now days you get so high and stuck and then it wears off in like 30 minutes so you have to keep smoking constantly.. idk but weed isnt the same at all, it use to smell earthy like soil and rain, also 1little gram would have the whole place smelling like a skunk... idk about the 80s or 90s weed, im sure its the same story as i said, 'back in my day was better' lol.
@milwaukeebrewers63374 жыл бұрын
@@milwaukeebrewers6337 maybe u need sativa
@riftsalty75624 жыл бұрын
He said he never get high.11 min of weed stories🤣
@yallalreadyknow4 жыл бұрын
Paco Wüthrich lmaoo facts 💀
@edgarcastilla024 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s smoked like 4 times in the past 7 years
@dawinsuk56483 жыл бұрын
Paco Wüthrich LMFAOOOO
@ryzegod91293 жыл бұрын
That shit had me weak the story at the improv had me In tears
@pablorichard59213 жыл бұрын
Love hearing stoned stories from people 😂😂😂
@DexterGrifFTW4 жыл бұрын
Brooo, same. When I'm with my homies we always tell this kinda stories while getting high and that shit's fucking hilarious 😂
@jeronimovanegasperez95794 жыл бұрын
And acid and shroom stories lmao
@rishyfishy87993 жыл бұрын
Same
@therealjesus13173 жыл бұрын
I was dead when he explained how he landed on his bed lmfao
@diamondchatter33904 жыл бұрын
That’s literally every time I eat one... I’m like It’s not gonna hit me... then bam I wake up 8 hours later best sleep
@markortiz1264 жыл бұрын
I was dead as soon as he said he needed to go get water 😂
@tomwallhead69504 жыл бұрын
I did that before but I woke up on the floor laying halfway in the hallway and my mom kicking my legs to see if I'm alive hahaha
@Gerickmb4 жыл бұрын
Love smoking it but can’t mess with them danm edibles
@ryanpecoraro41024 жыл бұрын
Ryan Pecoraro it’s almost psychedelic ish
@MustObeyTheRules4 жыл бұрын
Listening to Usman talk makes me feel high.
@michaelstronghold35504 жыл бұрын
Getting punched by him does too
@KrazyKoleG4 жыл бұрын
KrazyKoleG u trying be funny?
@bayleepamatangi51894 жыл бұрын
@@KrazyKoleG damn man I dont want what you're smoking
@michaelstronghold35504 жыл бұрын
I feel sleepy...
@i5C0R3Pi0N4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Good storyteller I guess
@g.shultz25124 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Usman just found out he's been getting high for the past 8 years but he just don't remember
@bobbycantu81873 жыл бұрын
Keegan you already took a hit an hour ago we've had the same conversation 16 times in a row
@EGT-kf2hu2 жыл бұрын
He's likeable when he's like this because he is real and vulnerable.
@MarkWalmsley4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest I’ve seen Usman. Good job bro
@DrPhil-kx3ci4 жыл бұрын
Not here for your jollies. He's an mma fighter
@SR-uz1ov4 жыл бұрын
Dr phill? Lol
@james5757304 жыл бұрын
Send em to the ranch Phil he s been doing drugs
@SmEiF-4 жыл бұрын
@@SR-uz1ov he's definitely here for our jollies. He's in the entertainment business
@TheGanjologist4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGanjologist o yeah your right. Smdh
@SR-uz1ov4 жыл бұрын
I never touched the water 😂😂
@unioncitypride4 жыл бұрын
Watching this high af was a good idea
@LaxonPfc4 жыл бұрын
Did a monster Dab before heading to Perkins where I’m sitting now. 😝
@TheSakufighter3 жыл бұрын
Mayhem Miller is literally like a high school cool kid taking the nerdy kid to smoke weed😂😂😂, Marty gets funnier every time you here him
@nvm74384 жыл бұрын
*hear
@childishbuendeeno4 жыл бұрын
@@childishbuendeeno dick
@dabomb43254 жыл бұрын
His name is Kamaru ya fuckin pleb.
@tamie3414 жыл бұрын
@DH DG Where did he correct you?
@ratro844 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like the comment but you bitch called him marty
@grandfarter38554 жыл бұрын
It's amazing the different audience between mma news shows and the JRE podcast. He really brings out the best, most genuine version of each and every guest of his.
@sagesarrazine62704 жыл бұрын
You have never got a positive impression off tomorrow anything other than cringe, but he's not bad here, almost relatable. First positive impression of kamaru!
@chrisfoley75154 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe Rogan!
@chrisfoley75154 жыл бұрын
It Joe Rogans weed bro. Every guest gets a contact buzz minimum
@jvnpwc854 жыл бұрын
He said I coughed for 6 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂 hard too he said
@brooktwnbarber72024 жыл бұрын
Trill.kevinnn barber it be that way
@TheBHNetwork4 жыл бұрын
👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸
@ayo30s4 жыл бұрын
Hahah 20 seconds of facemelting/ overheating/ coughing can feel like 6 minutes
@MC_19934 жыл бұрын
Yeah man we all watched the same video
@astroswiifty5984 жыл бұрын
6 minutes for the edible to kick in too, must be his magic number lol
@Mistanyycguy4 жыл бұрын
I love how there aren’t many hate comments when he’s telling them weed stories. Weed is the key to bring us all together.
@justinalexander50244 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah bro!!!
@thoughtsofalostoneofalosto25914 жыл бұрын
Weed is not the problem, but the solution
@DaMan_ulovetahate3 жыл бұрын
How is it going to bring us all together when he just explained how paranoid and not in control with his body he was? Lol. Every individual is exactly that an individual so if u smoke weed n have a great time another person smoking weed who is paranoid af losing his shit (like me when I smoke) isn't going to bring anyone together lol. Long gone are the days when weed was just natural chill weed now that shit is potent af and if sold illegally usually full of dangerous pesticides which shouldn't be going into ppls bodies. I may sound like a bitch complaining about weed but I've worked with plenty of ppl who can't go 8 hours without going out to smoke every break and every lunch break. Shit looks mad depressing to be hooked on something so bad. Don't get me started on caffeine lol.
@dabearsbriggs553 жыл бұрын
Weed is dope when ppl are smoking high quality safe weed and ppl can function and be great on it which there are plenty ppl of but theres also many whose brain just isn't made for Marijuana.
@dabearsbriggs553 жыл бұрын
Your high bro your high ! Get outta here lmaooo everyone experienced that before..
@mikejohnson62504 жыл бұрын
Mike johnson faxts bro i couldn't shmoke wit this man 😭
@lukecastro60434 жыл бұрын
That’s when you start smoking and can’t hang 😂😂
@almightyfonics4 жыл бұрын
Not Tony Ferguson.
@owengreenwood66444 жыл бұрын
DH DG You’re calling some illiterate when you’re the dumbass that doesn’t even make sense after you edited your comment
@almightyfonics4 жыл бұрын
Brooo on godddd
@michiganboy92554 жыл бұрын
Bruce Buffer: Kamaru "panic attack" Usman!!!!
@ve24304 жыл бұрын
Gold...😂😂😂
@donguapo78624 жыл бұрын
Dude's been living the Jamaican Nightmare
@alfiesolomon35314 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chrissyj10904 жыл бұрын
ROGANS laugh is epic when his guest is telling him how high he got.
@lalohernandez13934 жыл бұрын
I couldn't imagine seeing Rashad Evan's and Kamaru Usman high as hell in the comedy store
@christianesposito74534 жыл бұрын
When you smoke the first few times you gotta be with a best friend and watching a movie. Or playing video games.
@seanthemoneymagnet21584 жыл бұрын
@J B whats good
@DM-rj1sl4 жыл бұрын
I smoked white widow our of a gandalf pipe the first time I smoked. Threw up but don't think I've ever been that stoned since.
@stonecold65214 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic Kitty Or some nice dirty stinky muff
@NamSaiyan5954 жыл бұрын
Or just somewhere private in general going out in public high always got me paranoid
@Ozzyozzysheesh4 жыл бұрын
In England it’s normally in a park
@Jackman1st4 жыл бұрын
It always seems like Joe is trying to convince everybody who talks about weed to do more weed
@FourAlexia4 жыл бұрын
I smoked once . Then I smoked only one more time. Then I smoked again last time. Then i did it few years after.
@butcherbad24224 жыл бұрын
Then I did it every day 😂
@saintnico62683 жыл бұрын
Hypocrite
@sunnyside61673 жыл бұрын
@@saintnico6268 morning, noon, noon again, afternoon, evening and then I quit until the next morning forever. 😝
@TheSakufighter3 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyside6167 hypocrite?? How come?
@KitchenerLesli3 жыл бұрын
I swear, there is nothing better than a weed story. Imagining if he would have sprinted out of the comedy show has me literally laughing out loud
@CompleteProducer844 жыл бұрын
When you cough the blood rushing to your head does a madness lol
@DaNxFaM4 жыл бұрын
@smoothcollected Which raises your bpm and blood pressure and makes the blood rush to your head... Which is why a lot of people get headaches from coughing too much. "actually" the CB1 receptors which you know make you high primarily found in the brain not your lungs 🤐.
@DaNxFaM4 жыл бұрын
@@DaNxFaM you win
@bleht.n2823 жыл бұрын
Im starting to like usman after seeing this 😂😂😂
@Mrdimples4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Is something wrong?!
@Lansky_TV4 жыл бұрын
This podcast opened my eyes up to him, seems like in the ufc he is strictly business
@jesus976404 жыл бұрын
If this is all it took you didn't actually hate him u just wanted to hate him
@firefiret84 жыл бұрын
MoneyBanks3 I wouldn’t say hate him. I don’t hate anyone, hate is a strong word. To me I just found him boring but I do respect him and his fighting portfolio, this man got hands
@Mrdimples4 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@poloqj40183 жыл бұрын
First video I've ever watched of Usman where i actually like him lmao
@sportsfan_9134 жыл бұрын
He's not here for your entertainment. He's here to break your jaw. And smoke
@SR-uz1ov4 жыл бұрын
S R exactly 😂
@obitriceforlife57714 жыл бұрын
Facts
@brownbeastoftheleaf32154 жыл бұрын
You need to watch him on anatomy of a fighter. He's a really cool and chill guy. Don't listen to the idiots.
@thetraveler94 жыл бұрын
The traveler idk I saw him on the ultimate fighter and he got caught cheating and was acting like a total bitch like he just is really disrespectful
@bthoblank82854 жыл бұрын
He needs a shirt “high, I’m kamaru “it doesn’t effect me” usman
@Gorkinsurf4 жыл бұрын
“Rashad, somethings wrong.”
@pokeclaws93494 жыл бұрын
Kamaru " he whipped it out " Usman!!
@Bp-fw7mj4 жыл бұрын
pause
@shade45204 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kelvisjack27474 жыл бұрын
⏸
@MrRobjs834 жыл бұрын
Bp 300 😭😭😭😭
@takeonefortheteam37644 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this lmao
@josephgonzalez71022 жыл бұрын
My first time smoking a joint I was stoned for two days straight, everyone's gangsta until that chronic kicks in lol
@dub24594 жыл бұрын
Usman seems like a real kind and humble guy. This was a great episode. 💯
@DinosaurChocolate4 жыл бұрын
“I gotta get out of here” lmao I know that feeling
@NamSaiyan5954 жыл бұрын
Oh my God do I! My boy had got some new shit so of course I had to get a dub. Long story short, I hit a nice joint smoking half of it then getting on the public train. About 10 minutes later I was like yoooo I gotta get the fuck off this train!!! I got that panic feeling real bad. I fought the feeling and stood on the train. After the bad feeling went away I was so stoned for like 3 hours with blood shot eyes for real! That chronic was kick ass.
@miguelroman42944 жыл бұрын
miguel roman Lol For sure bro, everyone who’s smoked weed a few times has a paranoia story to tell lol
@NamSaiyan5954 жыл бұрын
miguel roman that feeling is super hard to fight bro. Especially when you’ve experienced before it’s always in the back of your head loll
@cubs14334 жыл бұрын
It's scary at first I remember that feeling all too well it's funny when you hear someone else go through the same thing.
@yussufhussein88592 жыл бұрын
The memory loss is the most accurate 😂be forgetting something you literally just said
@jwizdum21034 жыл бұрын
It's so awesome seeing Usman's success. I've trained all my life mostly kickboxing and jiu jitsu (Hapkido and karate in the 90's ehhh lol) but I started training at this gym near my house like 10 years ago and I was having some gym wars with this dude that fought at 170. He had good boxing and they wanted me to help him get ready for a fight vs a dude named Usman, who had cardio and a ground game and no one wanted to fight. Cardio and ground game is what I do so I was excited. We trained so hard. I would push the pace, try to get takedowns and he got good at stuffing them. I for sure thought he was ready. Usman KO'd him in the 1st round. Levels to this shit lol
@TheRealKoolaid4 жыл бұрын
You ever tried Tony Ferguson? - DMT
@obijuankenobi65654 жыл бұрын
Really like kamaru, he seems like a humble, down to earth dude! Big up✊
@Elisson9494 жыл бұрын
I’m coughing while they said that
@hoodiehumor4 жыл бұрын
Weed might not kill anyone..It just makes you think your dying..
@immefcku17574 жыл бұрын
im me fck u you’re talking about edibles
@senurarx994 жыл бұрын
Yessir💯💯💯
@benkimbell62264 жыл бұрын
Lightweight
@EyeXombie4 жыл бұрын
It literally doesn't make u feel like dying.
@timbaker91034 жыл бұрын
@@senurarx99 had wax get me there..shit sent me into a panic attack..lol
@immefcku17574 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE WAY JOE TEACHING HIM
@matthewgoode37534 жыл бұрын
Weed doesn't effect me. 😂😂😂
@Lansky_TV4 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as “weed doesnt affect me”
@bugsgamer4 жыл бұрын
Best weed stories ive heard in a while! 😂 😂 "uuum rashad somethings wrong" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@irfy-nator72704 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best clips I’ve seen
@alecddaniels3 жыл бұрын
Tony Fergusons the type of guy who probably gets high and seems more normal than he is when he's sober
@saiatoli15744 жыл бұрын
damn im so early the full podcast isnt out yet
@pootisspencer54924 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kemdawggie4 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/m62KhLSnaWhopYk/bejne.html
@timbaker91034 жыл бұрын
Kamaru would be that type of guy to get high and have a panic attack in public lol
@Fishin4804 жыл бұрын
I used to smoke from 13 to 27 and now it gives me panic attacks ..kinda sucks but I still don't get what happened
@leezybreeze12994 жыл бұрын
@Oz Rico Navarro omg for real thank u so much I have been so confused about what had happened I just stopped somkin for the last 6 years so I wouldn't ever happen again I thought I was having a heart attack and called an ambulance
@leezybreeze12994 жыл бұрын
@Oz Rico Navarro thank u so much
@leezybreeze12994 жыл бұрын
Me too
@randyb6374 жыл бұрын
@Oz Rico Navarro Dr. Oz Rico saving the day. Fucking amazing the knowledge that is shared in the youtube comment section.
@jcash994 жыл бұрын
Kamaru going into specific details on his couple times getting is absolute GOLD
@HighlevelMMA3003 жыл бұрын
Joe: So you don't get high at all ?? Kamaru: No Also Kamaru: **11 mins of weed stories**
@mono48254 жыл бұрын
Next face off masvidal should just whisper “Something’s Wrong Marty”
@squeezy10014 жыл бұрын
Full podcast just dropped... I’m out
@jmac93274 жыл бұрын
This is the best JRE segment all time. Kamaru is So legend. My favorite dude.
@pahinuibauckham33184 жыл бұрын
Smokkkkeeeee weeeed everyday ! Best Marty vid by far !
@paulfranklin21454 жыл бұрын
I like Kamaru more now!!! lol
@DGonemanband4 жыл бұрын
It takes way longer than 6-7 minutes for weed edibles to kick in...
@JaBarge3034 жыл бұрын
Fake news man
@ogboodirty31564 жыл бұрын
For you maybe this dudes body probably breaks shit down way quicker then yours
@uhhbam4 жыл бұрын
Eh I've felt giant doses that fast before. Just.. kinda starts quick and you realize you're in for it. Dude just passed out instead of staying awake lol.
@paulwilkinson89774 жыл бұрын
I've had edibles hit me in under 5 min before.
@lexiisloved12974 жыл бұрын
Usually takes me 30-60 minutes. But Sometimes they might hit in like 10 minutes
@GoldenGod694 жыл бұрын
funny as hell! great JRE clip!
@anthonydepew93834 жыл бұрын
This is the best video ever!
@chuyang88113 жыл бұрын
Cant imagine how hilarious he must have looked trying to talk to Rashad! 🤣👍🏾
@tonytony69454 жыл бұрын
when you are so high and everyone in the room is having a conversation and you are desperately trying to join in.
@agee77774 жыл бұрын
Adam G lol story of my life right there. After about 20 minutes of stressing over how and when to join in, I usually decide that sitting quietly is better than making some super cringey, out of place interruption into the conversation. But then after like 10 minutes of sitting quietly, I start stressing that maybe this is even weirder than just butting in. The process just goes on, and I just end up stuck in a deep state of introspection and anxiety. Weed’s not good for socializing for me - especially in groups. Yet for some reason I can’t resist taking a hit every time a blunt is in rotation. I do enjoy weed a lot though, even high dose edibles. It may put me in a hole, and it may be a wild ride, but I never regret it when it’s over. I feel like there’s some benefit to it. I’ll look back like “damn I was high... good times”. I definitely prefer getting stoned alone though. Then I can just focus on eating, laughing at funny videos, or getting lost in a videogame, without being paranoid about how I’m behaving socially. I can enjoy getting stoned around other people, but it has to be a highly structured event, so there’s no spotlight on me or expectations of me. Like exercise, a day at the beach, a field trip, a guided tour, or a movie. Something where I can be around people and be involved in something, yet it’s still acceptable to just kick back and be in the background if I want.
@RMichaelHimself4 жыл бұрын
@@RMichaelHimself haha, but you are the relaxed guy!...i dont touch it anymore, i tried one drag a few weeks ago and turned to stone for two hours. watch "smoking pot- louis ck" here on youtube if you havnt seen it.
@agee77774 жыл бұрын
when im there i end up just ripping a lot of bowls to fill my lack of any action. works well
@FTWGamerTrue4 жыл бұрын
@@FTWGamerTrue ripping bowls?
@agee77774 жыл бұрын
this was brilliant, had me in stitches
@dannayvivian1159 Жыл бұрын
Old hippy saying goes, "If you don't cough, you don't get off".
@peaceonearth3514 жыл бұрын
Kamaru "I gotta get outta here" Uzman
@NewWesthiphop4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lansky_TV4 жыл бұрын
NewWesthiphop Eric Andre
@Benbones994 жыл бұрын
Calming ass voice
@royjones90423 жыл бұрын
That last bit where he describes being too high that he self reflects is amazing. Sometimes I go through life without stopping to look around and weed does a great job of grounding me.
@astroboy11874 жыл бұрын
The way he describes being high for the first time is so accurate 💀🤣🤣
@marcellusriley704 жыл бұрын
You notice that when they started talking about Masvidal in the another video Rogan switched sides real quick agreeing with Usman
@-ninjasfortnite-66164 жыл бұрын
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to say “DMT don’t affect me bro”
@2BaSedP0l0Swagq4 жыл бұрын
Usman has such a nice personality. So much different from what he comes off in press conferences
@Mrgood1893 жыл бұрын
Comedian shows and mma always mixes and i love it
@logdog45983 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan - “you should definitely try DMT”
@gatorgator4474 жыл бұрын
its Joe "you should definitely try DMT" Rogan
@christopherbeebe10644 жыл бұрын
Fail 👎
@jasonshapiro99324 жыл бұрын
@@jasonshapiro9932 YES!!!! My thoughts exactly!
@christopherbeebe10644 жыл бұрын
Joe "If the whole world tried DMT there would be world peace: Rogan
@joerotter28734 жыл бұрын
Watch him on Mike Tyson's podcast... him and Henry cejudo get high asf and it is the most hilarious thing 😂😂😂
@adrianmenendez79824 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo yeaaa hahaha cejudo was doing all kinds of shit while usman tryna talk
@shade45204 жыл бұрын
Adrian Menendez so it’s another lie 🤦♂️
@astheskylarksings4 жыл бұрын
He didn't smoke on that podcast but I bet he did backstage
@BianicEpicVideos4 жыл бұрын
My guy cejudo smokes the ganja?
@Cheesusrice692224 жыл бұрын
If only unman was more like this during fight week his interviews would be soo much more entertaining. He’s super chill imo
@A1UTV4 жыл бұрын
Joe is so spot on about kush pointing a flashlight of issues you’re with
@slabz_4 жыл бұрын
"I never smoke weed. Ever." Proceeds to name several times thar he smoked weed.
@shanestewart91974 жыл бұрын
High Kamaru : «Tyrone, Im coming for you.» Rashad : «It’s me, Rashad.» Kamaru : « You blacks all look alike.»
@PakiFighter4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a JRE toon!
@senhorradio37834 жыл бұрын
Wow so well said the light is on the spot!
@hophmanbg4 жыл бұрын
I was at that comedy show when he was there. I thought mans was on shrooms.
@blazingben71314 жыл бұрын
Really? When was this?
@vaellanmurugayah12914 жыл бұрын
Big deal .you want a cookie?
@89gt5.04 жыл бұрын
No way
@RMichaelHimself4 жыл бұрын
The beginning of this clip made me feel like I was in Groundhog Day
@maydaymcdonald20134 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck the last minute with that thoughtful commentary on getting paranoid. That's really wise. I get fucking paranoid too after smoking for years and what he said touched a nerve. Thanks for that Joe.
@zm4534 жыл бұрын
Kamaru is probably the most relatable MMA fighter right now.
@fliprydersyko4 жыл бұрын
The accuracy on both of them my first time I thought someone was chasing me so I started to run and they kept following me and the more I ran the more it kept following me once I gained focus I notice I was running from my shadow I was dying laughing 😂
@elmaestro065194 жыл бұрын
Marty “Real” Newsman 💥🥊
@losborn4114 жыл бұрын
I’ve been an avid smoker for about 6 years now, and I’ve yet to find out like a real term or title for that experience of what I just labeled it as “greening out”. Happened to me about a handful of times. From my experience, I eventually learned that it usually only happened when I was dehydrated or didn’t eat anything all day. But it’s that feeling when you’re freshly baked and mid-smoking, then suddenly my body temp and my head temperature just sky rockets. A case of the spins, as if I just got in from a night of binge drinking and tequila shots. It’s like an unbearable heat to where I’ve had to take myself outside and cool down, regardless of how cold it was outside. Anything was better than being indoors and feeling like I was in an oven.
@TheBroadStreetBuIIy4 жыл бұрын
Does anybody else get a quick rush of anxiety right before getting high? Then it all goes away as soon as it hits. Best feeling ever
@rayrod37534 жыл бұрын
Yooo real tears!! Lmfao. Edit: This reminds me of when I went to Nigeria... ended up getting some weed from the Fela Shrine in Lagos... maaaan. I had my dude try it for the first time, and when we went back to the barracks where he stayed (students stay in the military barracks) he could not sleep... he kept repeating to me "we gotta go see my friend I have to see if he is okay" in the middle of the night like 2/3am where everybody and their momma is dead sleep and of course the anxiety had kicked in so he was pacing the room for a good 30 minutes 😂😂
@Mike419T4 жыл бұрын
9:25 had me dying 😂😂😂
@Qlvl90004 жыл бұрын
Damn, Usman is a good story teller! Was laughing my ass off the whole time
@peanutbuttercocodude19087 ай бұрын
"Soooo, we're walking and he uhh... just whips it out"- kamaru Usman
@nobody-vt3zq4 жыл бұрын
I like this dude, real genuine
@bettastoysandgames87724 жыл бұрын
Genuinely boring
@print4u174 жыл бұрын
Everyone who has ever eaten an edible has said “I’m never eating an edible again.” 😂 😂
@slowbro1734 жыл бұрын
to be real, edibles dont affect me. I either have to smoke it, of have it in a tea form
@p3rryn4 жыл бұрын
p3rryn right on, I haven’t tried it in tea form
@slowbro1734 жыл бұрын
Not me. I love edibles makes everything feel like a living sour patch commercial with hella laughing gas. Good times lol
@marcusstoudemire1004 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@kylerfrendick17654 жыл бұрын
Joes ending about what M does, is spot on 👏👏
@AleksMarkeljFoto4 жыл бұрын
lol love how they have a pic of rashad with a big ass smile as the thumbnail
@smokestrong10003 жыл бұрын
No better way to put it that what Joe said last "It's makes you think"
@dronedoutrc59704 жыл бұрын
Cough to get off ( yeah Usman!!!)💨💨💨👌👌
@stephengerald98464 жыл бұрын
This is the best part of the whole episode
@adamkhedr25324 жыл бұрын
I wasnt going to watch this clip but im glad i did because of what was said at the end.
“Kamaru are you high?” Kamaru: “I’m sitting at about 30%.”
jonas McGuire 😂
😂😂😂
LOL
Nice
😂😂😂
Usman has tried weed for the first time 4 times lmao
And he never got high except maybe 3 times
13 more times and each of his 17 personalities will have tried it
Lmaoo
Yeah "few years back". We've all said that
Bro.....it really be like that tho lol
Whenever kamaru gets high “SOMETHINS WRONG”
Same thing with me as well. Especially for beginners lol
😂 “SOMETHINGS WRONG! RASHAD!”
I started going through the same thing at the end of my smoking years so I stopped smoking ✌✊
@@michaelfleming1223 how old were u on ur last year?
Man Marty is a nice guy, sucks he gets so much hate. He’s respectable
He's GSP 2.0 bro
matthew Ferguson hes a lowkey nerd😂
@@rickylopezquintero7550 My dude did you just call the welterweight champion of the world a nerd from your computer screen? We seriously are living in an era of delusion lmao
@@Dash-cm4ol Facts!🤦♂️🤦♂️
Respectable doesn't matter when you're Black
When Tony Ferguson does DMT he sees Tony Ferguson.
jonas McGuire 😂😂😂😂
Objectively true facts.
Lmao bro
LMAOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best one ever
This guy is spot on with the details for most people's first time. Never heard someone portray it more accurately.
most smokers i know and grew up with loved it the first time and had fun, dont know anyone who got all paranoid, must be a millenial thing ?
@@milwaukeebrewers6337The weed we grew up with is 4x stronger or some shit on average than back in the day. There was a chart somewhere with all these sources graphed and stuff real neat sure you could find it on google. But I saw that brown skunk shit from the 80s/90s a few times in my teens, I couldn't get over the harshness
Milwaukee Brewers the only time I got paranoid was from edibles, I mainly smoke now. But joe is right, pot does shine lights on things that may bug you, and sometimes you’ll find the answer, sometimes it comes later.
@@shawndesjardins4141 i use to smoke reggie in highschool 2004 but around 2007 is when i started smoking good stuff, i remember purple weed was so moist and extremely sticky, it would get stuck in the sandwich bag too, anyways 1 blunt would have you high in the zone for most of the day, 2 or 3 blunts with friends would have you feeling high till the morning.... now days you get so high and stuck and then it wears off in like 30 minutes so you have to keep smoking constantly.. idk but weed isnt the same at all, it use to smell earthy like soil and rain, also 1little gram would have the whole place smelling like a skunk... idk about the 80s or 90s weed, im sure its the same story as i said, 'back in my day was better' lol.
@@milwaukeebrewers6337 maybe u need sativa
He said he never get high.11 min of weed stories🤣
Paco Wüthrich lmaoo facts 💀
Yeah he’s smoked like 4 times in the past 7 years
Paco Wüthrich LMFAOOOO
That shit had me weak the story at the improv had me In tears
Love hearing stoned stories from people 😂😂😂
Brooo, same. When I'm with my homies we always tell this kinda stories while getting high and that shit's fucking hilarious 😂
And acid and shroom stories lmao
Same
I was dead when he explained how he landed on his bed lmfao
That’s literally every time I eat one... I’m like It’s not gonna hit me... then bam I wake up 8 hours later best sleep
I was dead as soon as he said he needed to go get water 😂
I did that before but I woke up on the floor laying halfway in the hallway and my mom kicking my legs to see if I'm alive hahaha
Love smoking it but can’t mess with them danm edibles
Ryan Pecoraro it’s almost psychedelic ish
Listening to Usman talk makes me feel high.
Getting punched by him does too
KrazyKoleG u trying be funny?
@@KrazyKoleG damn man I dont want what you're smoking
I feel sleepy...
I was thinking the same thing. Good storyteller I guess
Legend has it Usman just found out he's been getting high for the past 8 years but he just don't remember
Keegan you already took a hit an hour ago we've had the same conversation 16 times in a row
He's likeable when he's like this because he is real and vulnerable.
This is the funniest I’ve seen Usman. Good job bro
Not here for your jollies. He's an mma fighter
Dr phill? Lol
Send em to the ranch Phil he s been doing drugs
@@SR-uz1ov he's definitely here for our jollies. He's in the entertainment business
@@TheGanjologist o yeah your right. Smdh
I never touched the water 😂😂
Watching this high af was a good idea
Did a monster Dab before heading to Perkins where I’m sitting now. 😝
Mayhem Miller is literally like a high school cool kid taking the nerdy kid to smoke weed😂😂😂, Marty gets funnier every time you here him
*hear
@@childishbuendeeno dick
His name is Kamaru ya fuckin pleb.
@DH DG Where did he correct you?
Was gonna like the comment but you bitch called him marty
It's amazing the different audience between mma news shows and the JRE podcast. He really brings out the best, most genuine version of each and every guest of his.
You have never got a positive impression off tomorrow anything other than cringe, but he's not bad here, almost relatable. First positive impression of kamaru!
Thank you Joe Rogan!
It Joe Rogans weed bro. Every guest gets a contact buzz minimum
He said I coughed for 6 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂 hard too he said
Trill.kevinnn barber it be that way
👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸
Hahah 20 seconds of facemelting/ overheating/ coughing can feel like 6 minutes
Yeah man we all watched the same video
6 minutes for the edible to kick in too, must be his magic number lol
I love how there aren’t many hate comments when he’s telling them weed stories. Weed is the key to bring us all together.
Fuck yeah bro!!!
Weed is not the problem, but the solution
How is it going to bring us all together when he just explained how paranoid and not in control with his body he was? Lol. Every individual is exactly that an individual so if u smoke weed n have a great time another person smoking weed who is paranoid af losing his shit (like me when I smoke) isn't going to bring anyone together lol. Long gone are the days when weed was just natural chill weed now that shit is potent af and if sold illegally usually full of dangerous pesticides which shouldn't be going into ppls bodies. I may sound like a bitch complaining about weed but I've worked with plenty of ppl who can't go 8 hours without going out to smoke every break and every lunch break. Shit looks mad depressing to be hooked on something so bad. Don't get me started on caffeine lol.
Weed is dope when ppl are smoking high quality safe weed and ppl can function and be great on it which there are plenty ppl of but theres also many whose brain just isn't made for Marijuana.
Your high bro your high ! Get outta here lmaooo everyone experienced that before..
Mike johnson faxts bro i couldn't shmoke wit this man 😭
That’s when you start smoking and can’t hang 😂😂
Not Tony Ferguson.
DH DG You’re calling some illiterate when you’re the dumbass that doesn’t even make sense after you edited your comment
Brooo on godddd
Bruce Buffer: Kamaru "panic attack" Usman!!!!
Gold...😂😂😂
Dude's been living the Jamaican Nightmare
😂😂😂
ROGANS laugh is epic when his guest is telling him how high he got.
I couldn't imagine seeing Rashad Evan's and Kamaru Usman high as hell in the comedy store
When you smoke the first few times you gotta be with a best friend and watching a movie. Or playing video games.
@J B whats good
I smoked white widow our of a gandalf pipe the first time I smoked. Threw up but don't think I've ever been that stoned since.
Sarcastic Kitty Or some nice dirty stinky muff
Or just somewhere private in general going out in public high always got me paranoid
In England it’s normally in a park
It always seems like Joe is trying to convince everybody who talks about weed to do more weed
I smoked once . Then I smoked only one more time. Then I smoked again last time. Then i did it few years after.
Then I did it every day 😂
Hypocrite
@@saintnico6268 morning, noon, noon again, afternoon, evening and then I quit until the next morning forever. 😝
@@sunnyside6167 hypocrite?? How come?
I swear, there is nothing better than a weed story. Imagining if he would have sprinted out of the comedy show has me literally laughing out loud
When you cough the blood rushing to your head does a madness lol
@smoothcollected Which raises your bpm and blood pressure and makes the blood rush to your head... Which is why a lot of people get headaches from coughing too much. "actually" the CB1 receptors which you know make you high primarily found in the brain not your lungs 🤐.
@@DaNxFaM you win
Im starting to like usman after seeing this 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Is something wrong?!
This podcast opened my eyes up to him, seems like in the ufc he is strictly business
If this is all it took you didn't actually hate him u just wanted to hate him
MoneyBanks3 I wouldn’t say hate him. I don’t hate anyone, hate is a strong word. To me I just found him boring but I do respect him and his fighting portfolio, this man got hands
Me 2
First video I've ever watched of Usman where i actually like him lmao
He's not here for your entertainment. He's here to break your jaw. And smoke
S R exactly 😂
Facts
You need to watch him on anatomy of a fighter. He's a really cool and chill guy. Don't listen to the idiots.
The traveler idk I saw him on the ultimate fighter and he got caught cheating and was acting like a total bitch like he just is really disrespectful
He needs a shirt “high, I’m kamaru “it doesn’t effect me” usman
“Rashad, somethings wrong.”
Kamaru " he whipped it out " Usman!!
pause
😂😂😂😂😂
⏸
Bp 300 😭😭😭😭
Was looking for this lmao
My first time smoking a joint I was stoned for two days straight, everyone's gangsta until that chronic kicks in lol
Usman seems like a real kind and humble guy. This was a great episode. 💯
“I gotta get out of here” lmao I know that feeling
Oh my God do I! My boy had got some new shit so of course I had to get a dub. Long story short, I hit a nice joint smoking half of it then getting on the public train. About 10 minutes later I was like yoooo I gotta get the fuck off this train!!! I got that panic feeling real bad. I fought the feeling and stood on the train. After the bad feeling went away I was so stoned for like 3 hours with blood shot eyes for real! That chronic was kick ass.
miguel roman Lol For sure bro, everyone who’s smoked weed a few times has a paranoia story to tell lol
miguel roman that feeling is super hard to fight bro. Especially when you’ve experienced before it’s always in the back of your head loll
It's scary at first I remember that feeling all too well it's funny when you hear someone else go through the same thing.
The memory loss is the most accurate 😂be forgetting something you literally just said
It's so awesome seeing Usman's success. I've trained all my life mostly kickboxing and jiu jitsu (Hapkido and karate in the 90's ehhh lol) but I started training at this gym near my house like 10 years ago and I was having some gym wars with this dude that fought at 170. He had good boxing and they wanted me to help him get ready for a fight vs a dude named Usman, who had cardio and a ground game and no one wanted to fight. Cardio and ground game is what I do so I was excited. We trained so hard. I would push the pace, try to get takedowns and he got good at stuffing them. I for sure thought he was ready. Usman KO'd him in the 1st round. Levels to this shit lol
You ever tried Tony Ferguson? - DMT
Really like kamaru, he seems like a humble, down to earth dude! Big up✊
I’m coughing while they said that
Weed might not kill anyone..It just makes you think your dying..
im me fck u you’re talking about edibles
Yessir💯💯💯
Lightweight
It literally doesn't make u feel like dying.
@@senurarx99 had wax get me there..shit sent me into a panic attack..lol
LOVE THE WAY JOE TEACHING HIM
Weed doesn't effect me. 😂😂😂
There is no such thing as “weed doesnt affect me”
Best weed stories ive heard in a while! 😂 😂 "uuum rashad somethings wrong" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This is one of the best clips I’ve seen
Tony Fergusons the type of guy who probably gets high and seems more normal than he is when he's sober
damn im so early the full podcast isnt out yet
Yep
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Kamaru would be that type of guy to get high and have a panic attack in public lol
I used to smoke from 13 to 27 and now it gives me panic attacks ..kinda sucks but I still don't get what happened
@Oz Rico Navarro omg for real thank u so much I have been so confused about what had happened I just stopped somkin for the last 6 years so I wouldn't ever happen again I thought I was having a heart attack and called an ambulance
@Oz Rico Navarro thank u so much
Me too
@Oz Rico Navarro Dr. Oz Rico saving the day. Fucking amazing the knowledge that is shared in the youtube comment section.
Kamaru going into specific details on his couple times getting is absolute GOLD
Joe: So you don't get high at all ?? Kamaru: No Also Kamaru: **11 mins of weed stories**
Next face off masvidal should just whisper “Something’s Wrong Marty”
Full podcast just dropped... I’m out
This is the best JRE segment all time. Kamaru is So legend. My favorite dude.
Smokkkkeeeee weeeed everyday ! Best Marty vid by far !
I like Kamaru more now!!! lol
It takes way longer than 6-7 minutes for weed edibles to kick in...
Fake news man
For you maybe this dudes body probably breaks shit down way quicker then yours
Eh I've felt giant doses that fast before. Just.. kinda starts quick and you realize you're in for it. Dude just passed out instead of staying awake lol.
I've had edibles hit me in under 5 min before.
Usually takes me 30-60 minutes. But Sometimes they might hit in like 10 minutes
funny as hell! great JRE clip!
This is the best video ever!
Cant imagine how hilarious he must have looked trying to talk to Rashad! 🤣👍🏾
when you are so high and everyone in the room is having a conversation and you are desperately trying to join in.
Adam G lol story of my life right there. After about 20 minutes of stressing over how and when to join in, I usually decide that sitting quietly is better than making some super cringey, out of place interruption into the conversation. But then after like 10 minutes of sitting quietly, I start stressing that maybe this is even weirder than just butting in. The process just goes on, and I just end up stuck in a deep state of introspection and anxiety. Weed’s not good for socializing for me - especially in groups. Yet for some reason I can’t resist taking a hit every time a blunt is in rotation. I do enjoy weed a lot though, even high dose edibles. It may put me in a hole, and it may be a wild ride, but I never regret it when it’s over. I feel like there’s some benefit to it. I’ll look back like “damn I was high... good times”. I definitely prefer getting stoned alone though. Then I can just focus on eating, laughing at funny videos, or getting lost in a videogame, without being paranoid about how I’m behaving socially. I can enjoy getting stoned around other people, but it has to be a highly structured event, so there’s no spotlight on me or expectations of me. Like exercise, a day at the beach, a field trip, a guided tour, or a movie. Something where I can be around people and be involved in something, yet it’s still acceptable to just kick back and be in the background if I want.
@@RMichaelHimself haha, but you are the relaxed guy!...i dont touch it anymore, i tried one drag a few weeks ago and turned to stone for two hours. watch "smoking pot- louis ck" here on youtube if you havnt seen it.
when im there i end up just ripping a lot of bowls to fill my lack of any action. works well
@@FTWGamerTrue ripping bowls?
this was brilliant, had me in stitches
Old hippy saying goes, "If you don't cough, you don't get off".
Kamaru "I gotta get outta here" Uzman
😂😂😂
NewWesthiphop Eric Andre
Calming ass voice
That last bit where he describes being too high that he self reflects is amazing. Sometimes I go through life without stopping to look around and weed does a great job of grounding me.
The way he describes being high for the first time is so accurate 💀🤣🤣
You notice that when they started talking about Masvidal in the another video Rogan switched sides real quick agreeing with Usman
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to say “DMT don’t affect me bro”
Usman has such a nice personality. So much different from what he comes off in press conferences
Comedian shows and mma always mixes and i love it
Joe rogan - “you should definitely try DMT”
its Joe "you should definitely try DMT" Rogan
Fail 👎
@@jasonshapiro9932 YES!!!! My thoughts exactly!
Joe "If the whole world tried DMT there would be world peace: Rogan
Watch him on Mike Tyson's podcast... him and Henry cejudo get high asf and it is the most hilarious thing 😂😂😂
Lmaooo yeaaa hahaha cejudo was doing all kinds of shit while usman tryna talk
Adrian Menendez so it’s another lie 🤦♂️
He didn't smoke on that podcast but I bet he did backstage
My guy cejudo smokes the ganja?
If only unman was more like this during fight week his interviews would be soo much more entertaining. He’s super chill imo
Joe is so spot on about kush pointing a flashlight of issues you’re with
"I never smoke weed. Ever." Proceeds to name several times thar he smoked weed.
High Kamaru : «Tyrone, Im coming for you.» Rashad : «It’s me, Rashad.» Kamaru : « You blacks all look alike.»
This needs to be a JRE toon!
Wow so well said the light is on the spot!
I was at that comedy show when he was there. I thought mans was on shrooms.
Really? When was this?
Big deal .you want a cookie?
No way
The beginning of this clip made me feel like I was in Groundhog Day
Holy fuck the last minute with that thoughtful commentary on getting paranoid. That's really wise. I get fucking paranoid too after smoking for years and what he said touched a nerve. Thanks for that Joe.
Kamaru is probably the most relatable MMA fighter right now.
The accuracy on both of them my first time I thought someone was chasing me so I started to run and they kept following me and the more I ran the more it kept following me once I gained focus I notice I was running from my shadow I was dying laughing 😂
Marty “Real” Newsman 💥🥊
I’ve been an avid smoker for about 6 years now, and I’ve yet to find out like a real term or title for that experience of what I just labeled it as “greening out”. Happened to me about a handful of times. From my experience, I eventually learned that it usually only happened when I was dehydrated or didn’t eat anything all day. But it’s that feeling when you’re freshly baked and mid-smoking, then suddenly my body temp and my head temperature just sky rockets. A case of the spins, as if I just got in from a night of binge drinking and tequila shots. It’s like an unbearable heat to where I’ve had to take myself outside and cool down, regardless of how cold it was outside. Anything was better than being indoors and feeling like I was in an oven.
Does anybody else get a quick rush of anxiety right before getting high? Then it all goes away as soon as it hits. Best feeling ever
Yooo real tears!! Lmfao. Edit: This reminds me of when I went to Nigeria... ended up getting some weed from the Fela Shrine in Lagos... maaaan. I had my dude try it for the first time, and when we went back to the barracks where he stayed (students stay in the military barracks) he could not sleep... he kept repeating to me "we gotta go see my friend I have to see if he is okay" in the middle of the night like 2/3am where everybody and their momma is dead sleep and of course the anxiety had kicked in so he was pacing the room for a good 30 minutes 😂😂
9:25 had me dying 😂😂😂
Damn, Usman is a good story teller! Was laughing my ass off the whole time
"Soooo, we're walking and he uhh... just whips it out"- kamaru Usman
I like this dude, real genuine
Genuinely boring
Everyone who has ever eaten an edible has said “I’m never eating an edible again.” 😂 😂
to be real, edibles dont affect me. I either have to smoke it, of have it in a tea form
p3rryn right on, I haven’t tried it in tea form
Not me. I love edibles makes everything feel like a living sour patch commercial with hella laughing gas. Good times lol
Lol!
Joes ending about what M does, is spot on 👏👏
lol love how they have a pic of rashad with a big ass smile as the thumbnail
No better way to put it that what Joe said last "It's makes you think"
Cough to get off ( yeah Usman!!!)💨💨💨👌👌
This is the best part of the whole episode
I wasnt going to watch this clip but im glad i did because of what was said at the end.