The 8 (+1) Stages of Learning Japanese / 日本語の学習者が経過する8つ(+1)の時期 | Dōgen

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  • I just got back from a vacation in Japan and realized my exact Japanese level when sitting next to a family at a café and not being able to understand overhearing the parents when they spoke to each other but understanding them perfectly when they addressed their 3 year old child

    @Paintplayer1@Paintplayer1 Жыл бұрын
    • Amazing hahaha

      @thegoodgeneral@thegoodgeneral Жыл бұрын
    • Same. My English😉🌟

      @ReiRei726@ReiRei726 Жыл бұрын
    • @@ReiRei726 keep at it! You’re doing great!

      @thegoodgeneral@thegoodgeneral Жыл бұрын
    • I understand you, I can watch kids cartoons in Japanese without problem but when I try a more complicated one I'm totally lost lol. My level is improving really fast and all by myself, now I should try writing something lol.

      @miss2971@miss2971 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@miss2971 it sounds like an interesting method, which ones would you recommend me to try it? :D

      @alanguagefreakgirl1375@alanguagefreakgirl137511 ай бұрын
  • "Your japanese is so good" "Thanks yours too"

    @LANSl0t@LANSl0t2 жыл бұрын
    • Omg I wonder how they'd react. I must know, for science! But that would actually be rude. 🤣

      @toasterhed@toasterhed2 жыл бұрын
    • @@toasterhed Nah depending on how you put it that might be funny

      @theramendutchman@theramendutchman2 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds good. I don't get why so many people feel the need to somehow "strike back" or "get the last word" as if they've somehow been "wronged". It's very bizarre since getting jouzu'd isn't a bad thing and in fact, it's quite helpful.

      @Archedgar@Archedgar2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Archedgar i don't know if it's helpful or not but for sure they don't mean anything bad at all, viceversa. Most of the people that feel offended or anything by that just don't understand japanese culture and/or mentality i'd say.

      @andreafantin9567@andreafantin95672 жыл бұрын
    • @@theramendutchman My favourite instance of being 上手ed was at a bar when I was chatting with the Japanese bar tender. Another customer pipes in 日本語が上手ですね and the bar tender immediately responds ありがとう.

      @ironiconions1620@ironiconions16202 жыл бұрын
  • The final form of Japanese learning: being the guy that says ”日本語すごく上手ですね”

    @dsch772@dsch7722 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of a friend, who when we first met he called me "young man" and then said "Woah, I'm starting to call people 'young man' now..."

      @OrangeC7@OrangeC72 жыл бұрын
    • @@OrangeC7 Woahh

      @iyar220@iyar2202 жыл бұрын
    • 404 likes really fits the uno reverse card effect of this comment

      @livingcodex9878@livingcodex98782 жыл бұрын
    • Just say it to obviously japanese people. You will be loved. :p

      @philippebarbie3829@philippebarbie38292 жыл бұрын
    • Or "英語上手ですね" hahaha.

      @BastTeex@BastTeex2 жыл бұрын
  • "Your japanese is so good" **denies** **replies immediately with his whole life's story**

    @sixkeiii@sixkeiii2 жыл бұрын
    • *Just like in the JRPG simulations*

      @thegreatarchive-a8801@thegreatarchive-a88012 жыл бұрын
    • I’m death lol

      @maikrabbe7155@maikrabbe71552 жыл бұрын
    • @@maikrabbe7155 hi death

      @ynz0_316@ynz0_3162 жыл бұрын
    • @@maikrabbe7155 Please don't kill me.

      @GAOMaster@GAOMaster2 жыл бұрын
    • NPC be like:

      @lip3442@lip34422 жыл бұрын
  • Funny, I'm still on stage 0

    @MortisMedia@MortisMedia2 жыл бұрын
    • Wow you're so far ahead me, I'm stuck at stage -50

      @SrAmbro@SrAmbro2 жыл бұрын
    • Same.

      @FilipinoWeeb@FilipinoWeeb2 жыл бұрын
    • Watch his free Patreon videos to get up to level .001 Baby steps 👍

      @seanjokela@seanjokela2 жыл бұрын
    • I'm at 0.5. I understand enough to understand that I, essentially, don't understand anything at all and all I see is a mountain of language in front of me.

      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext@Lewisiaisoutofcontext2 жыл бұрын
    • Go make more scary stories

      @nicetightsize8jeans@nicetightsize8jeans2 жыл бұрын
  • Maybe the real 日本語上手 was the friends we made along the way

    @themeepiestmorp2685@themeepiestmorp26852 жыл бұрын
    • Faxxxxxxxx 🤧😂

      @honoi9508@honoi95082 жыл бұрын
    • No stop liking my low hanging fruit comment you sincerely weird people

      @themeepiestmorp2685@themeepiestmorp26852 жыл бұрын
    • @@honoi9508 Japan's got a lot of those

      @mrsucc2138@mrsucc21382 жыл бұрын
    • @@themeepiestmorp2685 kzhead.info/sun/dbtqkbxogJSQgn0/bejne.html

      @honoi9508@honoi95082 жыл бұрын
    • @@themeepiestmorp2685 I love being weird

      @user-qt8pi4fq5h@user-qt8pi4fq5h2 жыл бұрын
  • Your roasting humor is on point

    @blueAwoo@blueAwoo2 жыл бұрын
    • Nice to see you here.

      @SomeUnsoberIdiot@SomeUnsoberIdiot2 жыл бұрын
    • blueAwoo! didnt know you watch Dogen

      @GhostRevenant@GhostRevenant2 жыл бұрын
    • Eyyyy funny seeing you here lol

      @colonelpopcorn7702@colonelpopcorn77022 жыл бұрын
    • Wait wot :o truly Hololive is everywhere

      @potatohunter3502@potatohunter35022 жыл бұрын
    • @@potatohunter3502 Been like that for months pal ;)

      @Blitzcreeper239@Blitzcreeper2392 жыл бұрын
  • The "soon to be depressed ALT" burned me so utterly and completely I didn't even feel any pain, just the sensation of my soul leaving my body

    @ashfantastic3021@ashfantastic30212 жыл бұрын
    • What is ALT

      @CodemanS1@CodemanS12 жыл бұрын
    • @@CodemanS1 assistant language teacher basically native english speakers teaching english in japan

      @RedstonekPL@RedstonekPL2 жыл бұрын
    • Don't worry, you just never answer the door unless you're expecting someone or a package/pizza and youre all set

      @poego6045@poego60452 жыл бұрын
    • I found going with the expectation of none of it being like I thought it would be, quite helpful. I left after a year.

      @claremiller9979@claremiller99792 жыл бұрын
    • Should I not apply to the jet Program

      @theexaltedlt8222@theexaltedlt82222 жыл бұрын
  • I can't wait to ascend to Dunning-Kruger status. Maybe I'll develop a sense of self-confidence.

    @baronvonbeandip@baronvonbeandip2 жыл бұрын
    • oh no i felt this so deep in my soul TnT

      @sasuke1243@sasuke12432 жыл бұрын
    • HA!

      @KingSaheb0079@KingSaheb00792 жыл бұрын
    • It sounded so normal to me and that's the problem 😭😭

      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx@xXJ4FARGAMERXx2 жыл бұрын
    • In actuality the tests around the Dunning Kruger effect where unable to be replicated so by that knowledge I'd conclude that it's closer to a hypothesis than a theory, in the peer review paperwork it shows a clear misunderstanding of mathematics which isn't such a good sign. Peer review doesn't mean what you think it means. The amount of people who underestimate/ overestimate their abilities/skills isn't as drastic as most claim it too be.

      @shotakonkin2047@shotakonkin20472 жыл бұрын
    • @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx x2 ;n;

      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo@EduardoFlores-bt4fo2 жыл бұрын
  • The number of times I've had that exact Full Circle conversation. I tried telling people 死ぬまで「まだまだ」です but I don't think anyone could appreciate the dark humor.

    @DedekerWinston@DedekerWinston2 жыл бұрын
    • Oh man, I just might steal that XD

      @Kobracondor@Kobracondor2 жыл бұрын
    • Can somebody explain this, I dont understand it

      @elio4444@elio44442 жыл бұрын
    • @@elio4444 Translator says 死ぬまで「まだまだ」です means "'Not yet' until death".

      @Mr_Yeah@Mr_Yeah2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Mr_Yeah ah thank you :)

      @elio4444@elio44442 жыл бұрын
    • @@elio4444 You're welcome.

      @Mr_Yeah@Mr_Yeah2 жыл бұрын
  • "I think my Japanese is pretty good. Everyone is telling me that my Japanese is jouzu, which means good!" "Dude, it's time for you to know." "What? Everyone is telling me that!" "Yesterday I saw a Japanese telling his dog that its Japanese was jouzu."

    @repetopolyglot5479@repetopolyglot54792 жыл бұрын
    • You'll know it's real when they have a sort of amazed expression. I got that with chopsticks; my chopsticks game is probably the top .1% of foreigners, able to pick up single grains of rice in rapid succession, and I know all the moves, including that yes, straight up stabbing is actually OK from time to time. So I took the 上手 because goddamnit, I'd earned it.

      @dogchaser520@dogchaser5202 жыл бұрын
    • @@dogchaser520 Your comment reads like a copypasta

      @CarboKill@CarboKill2 жыл бұрын
    • @@dogchaser520 imagine typing a cluster of clauses that derails "nihongo jouzu" almost entirely to boast about how you're better than 99.9% of us at using chopsticks

      @AdamOwenBrowning@AdamOwenBrowning2 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@AdamOwenBrowning Imagine not understanding irony on the internet. I'm pretty good with chopsticks, though not amazing. Enough that some people were genuinely impressed when I lived in Japan. It's not exactly important. Though for whatever reason, it does say a lot about you, culturally, in Japan. If you can't use chopsticks competently you're thought of as being childish and slow, a bit like someone who puts a fork in their fist and shovels food into their mouth in Western countries. Also, looks like Dogen deleted my response to the comment about it seeming like copypasta because it had profanity. Hey, I don't make the rules for the copypasta. I just tried to fit chopsticks into it. Thought it was pretty funny, but hey, everyone's a critic.

      @dogchaser520@dogchaser5202 жыл бұрын
    • @@dogchaser520... Remembering slowly how much I suck at proper eating when we barely use a fork properly in Slavic countries and I'm even worse than most of them...

      @Angela1111122222@Angela11111222222 жыл бұрын
  • Self-assesed N3: "Iie, nihongo tabemasen dattebayo."

    @taetae-ed9vo@taetae-ed9vo2 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣

      @toasterhed@toasterhed2 жыл бұрын
    • I joined an anime interest group (for about 2 weeks before I left) This sums up how they spoke. No, in normal Dutch conversation.

      @theramendutchman@theramendutchman2 жыл бұрын
    • This is the official 上手 reply to the NHK man's appearance

      @henry_1997@henry_19972 жыл бұрын
    • Sadly most of those guys could not even pass N5.

      @dogchaser520@dogchaser5202 жыл бұрын
    • ...you're eating Japanese? But why?

      @sheik124@sheik1242 жыл бұрын
  • First time I went to Japan and I literally only knew "arigatogosaimasu" and "Konnichiwa" (With a very, very, very heavy Dutch accent) and I still got the same compliment..

    @BrainFreezeWave@BrainFreezeWave2 жыл бұрын
    • mada mada desu ne

      @hastley64@hastley642 жыл бұрын
    • @@hastley64 you mean um.. mada.. mada.. desu. no ne? is that right?

      @medea6341@medea63412 жыл бұрын
    • From what I've been told, they just say that because they want to make small talk, but there's nothing else to say, so they default to that empty compliment.

      @wagilini9723@wagilini97232 жыл бұрын
    • Too polite for their own good. But we know why they are scared of Americans.

      @dudeistpreist5721@dudeistpreist5721 Жыл бұрын
    • But some people don't even know "arigatogosaimasu". I really don't think it's meant to be an insult or patronising if they give that compliment.

      @holliswilliams8426@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
  • You forgot "Guy who studied Japanese ages ago but forgot most of it and now people expect him to sound like Commodore Perry", that's where I'm at.

    @filippogabello1567@filippogabello15672 жыл бұрын
    • That was me when I met this one Japanese guy in my school. He insisted to carry the convo in Japanese with me, “dude, it’s been a few years since I last touch Japanese” I said, he ignored my explanation lol

      @trucvietngo6792@trucvietngo67922 жыл бұрын
    • Same. I used to study Japanese and then I went to a foreign country and when I came back everyone wants to speak with me and I had to explain that it had been 2 years since I'd said anything in Japanese to anyone.

      @j.m.larsen7623@j.m.larsen76232 жыл бұрын
    • Soon will be 1 year that I came back from Japan and haven’t talked properly in Japanese. Life is so unfair. I spent my many years to learn Japanese, then lived there 3.5 years while studing and working and got N1 level but only several months were enough to start to slowly forget it…

      @fidybeanbird@fidybeanbird2 жыл бұрын
    • oop that's also me! Cannot even remember how to tell people I've forgotten most of what I know :/

      @Stormy38044@Stormy380442 жыл бұрын
    • @@fidybeanbird relearning a language should be easier. anyway, my best suggestion would be to watch or listen to a lot of japanese content. gotta use the language as much as you can.

      @madladdie7069@madladdie70692 жыл бұрын
  • My stage is: Too good at Japanese to give it up, but nearly despairing at the amount I need to learn just to read whatever I like.

    @FeatherWait@FeatherWait2 жыл бұрын
    • same, and it's really frustrating me. I've put Japanese on hold because I got a thesis to write and I feel so bad about it knowing I'm forgetting stuff while at the same time I don't feel like getting back to Japanese because I'm so demotivated ;;

      @naomisora6608@naomisora66082 жыл бұрын
    • Saaaaaaaaaaaame

      @hexwolfi@hexwolfi2 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @jamiecapdevillasantiago@jamiecapdevillasantiago2 жыл бұрын
    • I feel you...

      @christosp2160@christosp21602 жыл бұрын
    • Man, I relate. I'm too far into the game to quit and I can read manga in Japanese but it takes like 30-60 minutes and even still I don't always understand what I need to understand to enjoy it, you know? But just keep going, and try reading and listening to shows without english translations or subtitles, and eventually your brain will pick it up. That's my philosophy anyway. If you really make it feel as if its a need, by only watching anime and J dramas without eng subs and only reading manga and whatever else without english translations, you tend to pick up a lot more about the language because your brain deems it as relevant and stores it for later use.

      @user-kl3pl1gf7x@user-kl3pl1gf7x2 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine going to a McDonald's, and while youre counting your change the cashier said "wow, you're so good at numbers!" That's how it feels getting nihingojouzudesune'ed. EVERY. TIME.

    @0Enigmatic0@0Enigmatic02 жыл бұрын
    • "nihingojouzudesune'ed" lmao

      @benitomussolinki7155@benitomussolinki71552 жыл бұрын
    • Nihongojouzudesune'ed needs to become an official word.

      @WanganTunedKeiCar@WanganTunedKeiCar2 жыл бұрын
    • It is a whole ass mood that's for sure

      @claremiller9979@claremiller99792 жыл бұрын
    • What a nice joke. 草

      @eduardorangel8961@eduardorangel89612 жыл бұрын
    • I get yourenglishisreallygood'ed a lot.

      @Rei-ot7bj@Rei-ot7bj2 жыл бұрын
  • I like it when I come across a Dogen video, and it reminds me mercilessly that my 日本語 is still くそ

    @yanma5760@yanma57602 жыл бұрын
    • I know just enough to know im shit too. Its depressing.

      @j.e.wattes8991@j.e.wattes89912 жыл бұрын
    • @@j.e.wattes8991 I'm in the same boat, but on the other hand we're way further along than 90% of people that start learning Japanese will ever be

      @wminerva252@wminerva2522 жыл бұрын
    • @@wminerva252 which only means that we are too far in to turn back xD

      @kettern4719@kettern47192 жыл бұрын
    • Sorry to say まじレス(answer too seriously) ごみ(trash)is more natural.

      @coconutpineapple2489@coconutpineapple24892 жыл бұрын
    • @@coconutpineapple2489 真面目学生!(Sorry, that was on one of my flash cards.) I used to say ゴミバカ instead of ゴミ箱, and once said that to a happy guy who was holding out a garbage bag at the end of a festival. It still makes me laugh. I hope he just thought I was a confused foreigner.

      @dogchaser520@dogchaser5202 жыл бұрын
  • 「そこらへんの留学生と一緒にしないでください」の字幕が “I can order by myself at Mosburger” に笑

    @kainakazawa2215@kainakazawa22152 жыл бұрын
    • そこらの留学生と一緒にしないで(wenomechainsama)

      @plokijum@plokijum Жыл бұрын
    • Oh, thank goodness, you said that, because I kept replaying it trying to listen for the English word “Mosburger” and I couldn’t hear it anywhere 😂

      @louisemensch9868@louisemensch98689 ай бұрын
  • I've heard 上手 so many times now that I'm not really sure if I ever going to become it.

    @AngellishV@AngellishV2 жыл бұрын
    • Please tell me it literally means upper hand

      @Tsukaiyo@Tsukaiyo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tsukaiyo that is the literal meaning, yes

      @rachelcookie321@rachelcookie3212 жыл бұрын
    • @@rachelcookie321 oh, it's phonetically Jozu, so "good". I was hoping it was another case of けっこう where it's "I'm fine" literally AND figuratively

      @Tsukaiyo@Tsukaiyo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tsukaiyo ah so you were hoping phonetically it was “upper hand” as well? Sadly it just’s “good at”.

      @rachelcookie321@rachelcookie3212 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tsukaiyo there’s also 下手, which means “bad at”

      @r033cx@r033cx2 жыл бұрын
  • I felt so called out with number 3!!! I was exactly like this with sweet 15 years lol. And when you said 訓練 (training), I was like "heh, I know this word from Attack on Ti-... oh."

    @TinyPierogi@TinyPierogi2 жыл бұрын
    • 影分身の術!

      @High_Priest_Jonko@High_Priest_Jonko2 жыл бұрын
    • @@High_Priest_Jonko 斬月!

      @plokijum@plokijum Жыл бұрын
    • Lmao for reaaaal 😂😂 I'm currently N5 and idk how to say "Please help, I'm lost" but somehow know "The blades won't pierce through..." and "Are we doing this?! Right here?! Right now?!" 😂

      @EmmarainePink@EmmarainePink7 ай бұрын
  • My Japanese boyfriend is volunteering in Malawi right now, he ran into 2 japanese customers which he served. He overheard them speaking in Japanese, so he responded to them in Japanese naturally. To which they then proceeded to continue in English and then said “日本語上手ですね“ YOU CANT WIN EVEN IF YOURE JAPANESE

    @BuzziMuzzi@BuzziMuzzi Жыл бұрын
    • I'M DEAD HAHAHA

      @mke_gal@mke_gal Жыл бұрын
    • SCREAMING BAHAHA

      @alanguagefreakgirl1375@alanguagefreakgirl137511 ай бұрын
    • They probably thought he was Asian-American or something.

      @yorgunsamuray@yorgunsamuray6 ай бұрын
  • Dogen is so good at pitching that he tries so hard to get out of the pitch but still sound natural.

    @fightnki1l@fightnki1l2 жыл бұрын
    • Sounds like fake foreigners in anime with perfect pitch accent.

      @default632@default6322 жыл бұрын
    • Not trying to discredit him but still you gotta keep in mind that he re-records his scripted skit it over and over until it sounds good (or bad) enough. Like, sure, he means business but most of the time we don't hear him speaking impromptu...

      @user-sq8jt9yd5y@user-sq8jt9yd5y2 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know, I think the unnatural parts definitely sounded off (as they were meant to).

      @MarkHogan994@MarkHogan9942 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@user-sq8jt9yd5y I think the point of the original comment was that even when Dogen tries to make his Japanese sound bad by messing up pitch, it still just sounds like a native Japanese faking it because pitch and pronunciation is fully built into him. The fact that Dogen can re-record the script gives even more credibility to his Japanese ability since supposedly he can't fully mess up his accent even after several takes.

      @marker52@marker522 жыл бұрын
    • @@user-sq8jt9yd5y You should see him on other youtubers' videos like when he got 1st place in The Anime Man's Japanese quiz, scoring 10/10. His mannerism and speech (in English) is the same in his videos.

      @justmyedits6596@justmyedits65962 жыл бұрын
  • #3 call out is REAL.

    @GaijinGoombah@GaijinGoombah2 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHA IKR "my favorite music is radwimps" i died 💀💀

      @3all714@3all7142 жыл бұрын
    • This was too real...not sure if I should love or hate this video haha XD To the point that I was a RADWIMPS fan since way before Your Name came out >_< But seriously, having lived in Japan and knowing many others who did or do, this was so recognisable; I laughed non-stop X'D

      @7Lee7@7Lee72 жыл бұрын
    • @@7Lee7 your name* lol

      @3all714@3all7142 жыл бұрын
    • @@3all714 thx edited it. No idea why I wrote My lol

      @7Lee7@7Lee72 жыл бұрын
  • "にほんごじょうずですね。" ”あの、にほんじんですけど。”

    @Japanslang@Japanslang2 жыл бұрын
    • I get this so much

      @FDE-fw1hd@FDE-fw1hd2 жыл бұрын
  • 一周して原点に戻るのマジで共感しかない

    @jjs0958@jjs09582 жыл бұрын
  • NHK staff: Do you have a TV? If you answered YES: You have to pay for it. If you answered NO: A 30 minutes conversation will start and you’ll end up paying.

    @pasta6605@pasta66052 жыл бұрын
    • Still a better outcome than a few years ago in Sweden when people would come to your apartment and try to look past you, into your apartment, to see if you were secretly hiding a TV or not. Thankfully they opted to put that on the general taxes instead of sending these goons to constantly harass people to pay. I understand the usefulness of having a non-state sponsored TV channel stuff that anyone can watch that can openly criticize the government and stuff but that shit was intolerable how they'd hound you. So I imagine it's like that.

      @Zeithri@Zeithri2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Zeithri it's just a waste of government money to give these people a job.

      @unixtreme@unixtreme2 жыл бұрын
    • at least it's cheaper than in Germany. According to the wikipedia page of the NHK the maximum you would pay is the equivalent of 190€, if you have satellite. For non sat tv it's 109€, in Okinawa it's 96 for non sat and 177 for sat. and you can get 4€ off with a standing order In Germany you just pay 210€, no discounts and no opting out because you don't have a tv. Unless you are getting unemployment benefits, get student funding, are deaf and blind (at the same time), or have dementia or autism you'll have to pay this TV/Radio or not

      @GameCyborgCh@GameCyborgCh2 жыл бұрын
    • 'No'. Close door.

      @tams805@tams8052 жыл бұрын
    • or you can just close the door, it's literally PUA/salesman tactics, making you think you have to give them the time of day while you actually dont owe them shit

      @LeoSkyro@LeoSkyro2 жыл бұрын
  • I don't even know what level I'm in anymore. Is forgetting-vocabulary-and-grammar-midsentence level a thing?

    @kallaybanez7842@kallaybanez78422 жыл бұрын
    • This is me

      @Marisuki94@Marisuki942 жыл бұрын
    • I'm there too, so yeah XD

      @PamelaChan@PamelaChan2 жыл бұрын
    • That's every level

      @Colopty@Colopty2 жыл бұрын
    • Every level, as other guy said. That's literally language learning. The best defense against this is to just steamroll ahead and say something incorrect. That's what successful learners do. If you beat yourself up about it, you literally will never learn a language.

      @dogchaser520@dogchaser5202 жыл бұрын
    • 🙋‍♀️ same. Especially when people ask you to say something in Japanese.

      @jak12355@jak123552 жыл бұрын
  • "LikE training and colossal titan" lmao

    @ankitghosh45@ankitghosh452 жыл бұрын
  • ぎこちない初心者の日本語がすごい上手

    @louisgibson3305@louisgibson33052 жыл бұрын
  • 鬱になる寸前のALTでめちゃくちゃ笑いました

    @yocchi2251@yocchi22512 жыл бұрын
    • 私の苦しみが笑われたんだ

      @lunatism9714@lunatism97142 жыл бұрын
    • 両方の状況と気持ちがよく分かります。(主人はALTで自分は担当でした....。)

      @atsukorichards1675@atsukorichards1675 Жыл бұрын
  • The mention of Saizeria had me hacking up my lunges

    @Rekken200@Rekken2002 жыл бұрын
  • The Nervous Novice doesn’t even begin to describe my lack of confidence.

    @dont_harsh_my_mellow@dont_harsh_my_mellow2 жыл бұрын
    • 「日本語がすごく上手です!」 「ん。」scurries away before i need to say anything else Like that?

      @theramendutchman@theramendutchman2 жыл бұрын
    • @@theramendutchman Spot on

      @avchoo@avchoo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@theramendutchman no. More like Person:「日本語が上手です!」 Me: 「あははは、そうですか」* I ask in a playful, disbelieving tone, and then proceed to berate myself mentally on why I couldn’t respond better and JUST TALK DANG IT T_T *

      @dont_harsh_my_mellow@dont_harsh_my_mellow2 жыл бұрын
    • @@dont_harsh_my_mellow > あははは I feel so bad to have read this as "awawawa" and then realizing it's "ahahaha". I think katakana would be a better choice in this case.

      @default632@default6322 жыл бұрын
    • @@default632 yeah I considered it when I first posted it. You’ll see it says it was edited. But I decided I wanted to leave it in as I felt it captured my conflict. 😭

      @dont_harsh_my_mellow@dont_harsh_my_mellow2 жыл бұрын
  • lmao, heard 訓練 and knew exactly where it was going, because that's totally where I learned it from lmao

    @ChillyCheeseFryz@ChillyCheeseFryz2 жыл бұрын
    • 試練 is even better.

      @jordanrodrigues1279@jordanrodrigues12792 жыл бұрын
    • Where is it from? 🤔

      @youtuveunvideo@youtuveunvideo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@jordanrodrigues1279 Yeah. Now I know valuable vocab such as キング・クリムゾン!!

      @ChillyCheeseFryz@ChillyCheeseFryz2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ChillyCheeseFryz cool, thank you! At least 訓練 i learnt all by myself (🤣) even without being into anime and manga😅

      @youtuveunvideo@youtuveunvideo2 жыл бұрын
    • @@jordanrodrigues1279 聖域

      @tomaskopecky9348@tomaskopecky93482 жыл бұрын
  • I wholeheartedly await the day I go to Japan and a Japanese person converses with me in English... So I can give em an *英語上手!*

    @HOPPIRI@HOPPIRI2 жыл бұрын
    • @@woooshbait9696 大日本帝國

      @ADeeSHUPA@ADeeSHUPA2 жыл бұрын
    • 英語すごく上手ですね

      @musicoelmartin@musicoelmartin2 жыл бұрын
    • @@musicoelmartin eto, no thank you?

      @williamadiputra2850@williamadiputra2850 Жыл бұрын
    • @@williamadiputra2850 LMAO idk why this is so funny

      @user-jd3gf5xw1x@user-jd3gf5xw1x Жыл бұрын
  • I never make fun of someone's non-American accent. Anyone from another culture that learns English can speak it however they like.

    @privatehand@privatehand2 жыл бұрын
    • yeah I wish other places were as chill as us with that stuff

      @yukiminsan@yukiminsan2 жыл бұрын
    • Since you're watching Dogen I'm sure you're well aware of this, but the issue with Japanese is that pitch accent denotes meaning in a bunch of words due to the humongous amount of homophones there are in Japanese. It does so in English as well, but not to the level that Japanese takes it.

      @m8onethousand@m8onethousand2 жыл бұрын
    • @@m8onethousand I don't agree. Yes Japanese has more homophones than English, no question, but stress in English is far more important and more prominent than pitch accent in Japanese. Furthermore, even within Japan itself there is variation in pitch accent. Not all natives speak with the same pitch, and some young Japanese people even speak without any particular pitch accent at all.

      @MarkHogan994@MarkHogan9942 жыл бұрын
    • I'm always impressed whenever someone who isn't native to english can express their thoughts naturally in english even if it comes out really harsh. I think that is really "knowing a language" and everything else is proficiency. Plus there are people native to my country who can't speak our language so.... yeah its good.

      @shabadooshabadoo4918@shabadooshabadoo4918 Жыл бұрын
  • *"I have to pay it, despite the fact I don't have a TV"* _OOF,_ guess that's NHK in a nutshell lol Looks like this is Dogen's calling for help, who uses stamps, paper, and fax machine in 2021? Oh right Japan xD That ending, Dogen is roasting himself again? 😂

    @-Raylight@-Raylight2 жыл бұрын
    • Please go to Germany if you have time. "What I have to pay just because I have an apartment?", "What those crazy rich family living in the same mansion have to pay the same as this single parent with 4 kids?"

      @StevenBara@StevenBara2 жыл бұрын
    • Just like you pay for roads, schools and health care you don't use.

      @ThreadBomb@ThreadBomb2 жыл бұрын
    • @@StevenBara When I moved to Germany (without knowing that much German) the ARD ZDF was the first letter I got in the mail. Because I didn’t ask for any such service and nobody told me what that was. I thought it was some kind of scam and I threw the things directly into the trash for months. I ended up with a Bill of over 400€ before someone told me that it’s obligatory to pay for it, even tho I never signed up for anything and no one even explained what it was ( back then I had an ausbildungsvertrag and I got like 280€ a month, so it was hard to pay it off). Technically it should be illegal, since you didn’t sign up for anything, and there is literally no way to opt out (as a normal person). My German teacher kept getting them in the mail for years after he move out from Germany to another country. Even after he send them the papers to prove he didn’t live in Germany anymore they started sending them to his house abroad. Crazy.

      @Dunika@Dunika2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Dunika yeah they are well known for harassing families by sending payment notices to deceased family members. It got a bit better now that every household has to pay without exception (almost). I'm sure that will be the same in Japan sooner or later.

      @StevenBara@StevenBara2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ThreadBomb actually it's a bit different isn't it ;) you use roads passively by getting goods via transportation.

      @StevenBara@StevenBara2 жыл бұрын
  • Is it wrong that I understood everything Dunning Kruger-san said? *goes to work on pronunciation*

    @authormichellefranklin@authormichellefranklin2 жыл бұрын
    • I listened to it and couldn't tell where he had switched the pitch accents 😭

      @catw@catw2 жыл бұрын
    • I noticed his pitch accent was way off; lots of 頭高 pronuntiations. Though I'd probably suck just as much, or at most my pronuntiation would be so mediocre it wouldn't even be that amusing for the natives.

      @inendlesspain4724@inendlesspain47242 жыл бұрын
    • yeah but you understood everything! so tbh why care about pitch accent after all? If your goal is to sound like a native then sure go on, but if you just want to communicate then just learn the words - Japanese is one of the easiest languages in regards to pronounciation I've ever studied

      @masterpaintco@masterpaintco2 жыл бұрын
  • I came full circle recently with all 3 languages I speak (English + two mother tongues). I was born in the states and spent a decade studying in India. Now I question every sentence I speak-all of it sounds, to me, either surreal or unreal when I hear myself speak.

    @ronakdave9992@ronakdave99922 жыл бұрын
    • Same never used to question myself til now

      @efloof9314@efloof93142 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, same here. I find it harder and harder to find the right word for whatever I'm trying to say. The Swedish equivalent is not as powerful as the English, the Icelandic is kind of not really the same thing but still has a better feel to it, and what I really want to use is the Japanese one but then no one will understand what that means and now I don't remember what I was saying in the first place.

      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext@Lewisiaisoutofcontext2 жыл бұрын
    • Well, I can say the same about my mothertongue... I thought I was proficient in high school, then started doubting myself in university getting a degree in journalism. Now I work as a proofreader ALWAYS checking dictionaries

      @alexanderremizov3dgamedev347@alexanderremizov3dgamedev3472 жыл бұрын
    • This thread is very relatable, even though I'm just bilingual. I keep forgetting words in English or my native language.

      @christophernathanael9990@christophernathanael99902 жыл бұрын
    • The curse of every foreign language student. "I can speak four languages, but only at the same time."

      @flp322@flp3222 жыл бұрын
  • went through all the stages with a couple other languages (sadly not Japanese), was genuinely expecting the last stage to be ‘thank you, that’s so nice’

    @lilyav@lilyav2 жыл бұрын
    • It never is tho ;;;;

      @Angela1111122222@Angela11111222222 жыл бұрын
    • What's wrong with saying ''thank you, I appreciate that''? There is clearly no offence intended and not implying that you are a beginner, people need to stop being so thin-skinned.

      @holliswilliams8426@holliswilliams8426 Жыл бұрын
    • @@holliswilliams8426 AFAIK it's not "wrong" it just doesn't abide to japanese levels of politeness. It's more natural to deny a compliment than to take a compliment, because most people living there do that. Responding in an unexpected way will probably make it harder for them to respond, so instead of saying "Ah thanks" it's better to answer in a way they would.

      @dimitriscollier9918@dimitriscollier9918 Жыл бұрын
  • I love how the subtitles for (あそこらへんの留学生と違います、)一緒にしないでください 2:02 is “I can order by myself at Mosburger”😂😂😂😂

    @lazulirondoudou@lazulirondoudou2 жыл бұрын
  • 授業切ってサイゼリア行こうぜwwwww めっちゃ面白いですwwwww

    @sakura_ami2929@sakura_ami29292 жыл бұрын
  • The best way to confirm that you’re truly 上手 - you can understand dogen’s videos without subtitles

    @ivykuang5184@ivykuang5184 Жыл бұрын
  • Every single stage, you will get nihongo-jouzed

    @moomoo_01@moomoo_012 жыл бұрын
  • "You don't, right? *RIGHT?* Glad we got that sorted." was so aggressive lmfaooo

    @EmmarainePink@EmmarainePink7 ай бұрын
  • I guess I exceeded Dunning Kreuger guy when I learned 鍛練 from HxH and then proceeded to go through a phase where I'd try to say it in every conversation to sound "smart" 🤦‍♂️

    @kougamishinya6566@kougamishinya65662 жыл бұрын
  • As someone who’s learning Japanese for my foreign language class online it pains me to say that is exactly what I said to our sensei (doubtful note-checking and self-correction included) stage 1 is where it’s at

    @koiysa9274@koiysa92742 жыл бұрын
  • I'll never live down my first 上手 exchange (3 months into self-study, first time in Japan, completely overwhelmed): 「日本語上手ですね!」 「え-と、上手って何ですか。」

    @dorianw.9070@dorianw.90702 жыл бұрын
    • Pffffft oh man lol

      @krynnyth@krynnyth2 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂🍪

      @lazulirondoudou@lazulirondoudou2 жыл бұрын
  • your videos make me both afraid of japanese and excited to learn

    @ohno275@ohno2752 жыл бұрын
  • Yeah this is accurate

    @pleasantjinx2224@pleasantjinx22242 жыл бұрын
    • @@downsouth777 yes and i watched it all before commenting!!!

      @pleasantjinx2224@pleasantjinx22242 жыл бұрын
  • The ryuugakusei one grabbed me by the hair and dragged me around the floor, oof

    @Never2Loudxx@Never2Loudxx2 жыл бұрын
  • すげぇw「超すっげぇ」とか使い方が完璧すぎる!尊敬します!

    @user-yt1bn1sd7q@user-yt1bn1sd7q7 ай бұрын
  • As a Hafu Japanese who speaks japanese, my go-to response is: ありがとうございます!あなたも上手上手! え?日本人だから当たり前?ですよね、僕もそうだから

    @akirau@akirau Жыл бұрын
    • I'm definitely a foreigner, but I'm gonna try the first part anyway just to see their reaction.

      @Wimlan@WimlanАй бұрын
  • "study by myself" Ah yes, studying, uh, traditional Japanese art, culture, and music....right?

    @imperialfish454@imperialfish4542 жыл бұрын
    • Are there more people who do that? I like traditional culture a lot as well as non otaku stuff, but everyone assumes that a learner of Japanese is a weeb

      @hexyko4850@hexyko48502 жыл бұрын
  • I’m almost at Dunning Kreuger, just need to actually speak a little bit … with people. Instead of to myself.

    @DoctorLazertron@DoctorLazertron2 жыл бұрын
    • Dunning Kreuger means to be stupid but think you're smart. So er... I don't think you want to be that.

      @Nintendo122333@Nintendo1223332 жыл бұрын
    • @@Nintendo122333 I’m actually probably at the Dunning Kreuger dip within the range of novice to Dōgen’s Dunning Krueger reference. A meta-Krueger. By that I mean I’m aware my Japanese isn’t very good, I just don’t have a frame of reference to how not good it is. Because I don’t talk to people in Japanese.

      @DoctorLazertron@DoctorLazertron2 жыл бұрын
    • @@DoctorLazertron if you think your japanese isn't good than you're not affected by Dunning Krueger, unless you're actually very good at it (reverse Dunning Krueger)

      @andreafantin9567@andreafantin95672 жыл бұрын
    • @@andreafantin9567 I know what the effect is, I just can’t spell it apparently. I was being sort of facetious. My Japanese isn’t good but just okay enough to cover some songs with an accent.

      @DoctorLazertron@DoctorLazertron2 жыл бұрын
    • 僕は自分自身と話すことについての部分に関係することができます。(笑)

      @wodzimirwislanski3368@wodzimirwislanski33682 жыл бұрын
  • Dogen, you hit it out of the park with this! Even if I've seen this 8 months later, I'm glad to see you making videos like this again. I've missed your sense of humor!

    @JillRhoads@JillRhoads2 жыл бұрын
  • ドウゲンのビデオは最高だと思って、いつも勉強になるし、面白いからです!

    @jambam20@jambam202 жыл бұрын
  • Now I'm even more motivated to getting prononciation right so i don't sound like i need to get "nihongo jōzu'd" right off the bat. Thanks Dogen

    @Astral52_@Astral52_2 жыл бұрын
  • I miss the 8bit song intro but that's my only complaint. The videos are great,

    @badsketch9264@badsketch92642 жыл бұрын
  • たどたどしい日本語がリアルすぎる件について

    @0iroiro0@0iroiro02 жыл бұрын
  • 3:10の、つまり、のはさみ方がすごく英語っぽくて好き

    @georgewashington2459@georgewashington24592 жыл бұрын
  • I learned from my teachers that the correct way to answer this question is: それほどでも。 I once tried it and people (pre)tend to get even more impressed by my Japanese.

    @SameSayK@SameSayK2 жыл бұрын
    • I just ignore them xD ... i am like は~!... then i just change the subject ...

      @yukiyoshimoto502@yukiyoshimoto5022 жыл бұрын
    • でも means "not yet" ?

      @High_Priest_Jonko@High_Priest_Jonko2 жыл бұрын
    • @@High_Priest_Jonko it can mean “even” as a particle. In this case something like “Even to that extent”

      @noir371@noir371 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@noir371 Ahh. I definitely know でも as "even" I just didn't think of it that way. Thanks for the reply

      @High_Priest_Jonko@High_Priest_Jonko Жыл бұрын
  • currently at let’s hit saizeriya fam stage

    @adarks8410@adarks84102 жыл бұрын
  • Stage 3 listing hobbies and facts about himself unprovoked is too real

    @justaaron2937@justaaron29372 жыл бұрын
  • Nailed it. I've been through most of these except the ALT. :)

    @christopherscheidel5431@christopherscheidel54312 жыл бұрын
  • 演技上手いし、めっちゃ面白い

    @1717.Ahriman@1717.Ahriman2 жыл бұрын
  • 完璧なひとり舞台。面白すぎる。

    @budaibaseball@budaibaseball2 жыл бұрын
  • I think he sounded pretty good for only 10 years of study

    @Christian-en6lk@Christian-en6lk2 жыл бұрын
  • When you don't get Nihongo jouzu'd at all, That is when you can consider your japanese to be good enough.

    @SutirthaDas-Suto@SutirthaDas-Suto2 жыл бұрын
  • Number 3 was a perfect summary of everything I learnt last year, I didn’t have to even read the subtitles 😂

    @ChichillasGM@ChichillasGM2 жыл бұрын
  • スラングさんの日本語ヤバすぎてわろたww

    @sekaijin8193@sekaijin81932 жыл бұрын
  • めちゃくちゃ面白かった♪特に3と6の終わり方!!!

    @jumper5989@jumper59892 жыл бұрын
  • Oh gosh. Three got me so accurately to the point in which it even got my name right. Dogen once again reads the minds of his viewers

    @arrtvyewer3368@arrtvyewer33682 жыл бұрын
  • I love that in every instance the Japanese native says the obligatory, "Your Japanese is amazing!"

    @Balthazar2242@Balthazar22422 жыл бұрын
  • I'm number 2 for sure. By being a native spanish speaker I have the pronunciation kinda nailed down at this point, but inside my head I feel like I can say a lot even though I probably couldn't say "I´m watching a dogen video" in Japanese.

    @JotaceLIVE@JotaceLIVE2 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe you're at 410k subs, been here since near the start (and got the t shirt!) Congratulations

    @thomasdawe1837@thomasdawe18372 жыл бұрын
  • すげえ!この方、発音カタコトsの字幕、発音おかしいところだけ大文字にしてる〜!😮😮 こういう文字遊び大好き〜!

    @user-zu2yh2hu5u@user-zu2yh2hu5u Жыл бұрын
  • Radwimps "fans" moving to Japan is a pretty old meme Dogen.

    @HajiDumas@HajiDumas2 жыл бұрын
    • and still funny

      @DiegoGarcia-yl3im@DiegoGarcia-yl3im2 жыл бұрын
    • holy shit how much time passed

      @daurensarsembin5588@daurensarsembin55882 жыл бұрын
  • Dunning Kruger... an Italian girl I know knows all the right grammar and vocabulary, but she speaks Japanese with the same cadence as her local Italian... *shudders*

    @KyrieFortune@KyrieFortune2 жыл бұрын
  • Oh, Dogen, you crack me up so much. I wish my 日本語 could ever be as 上手 as yours :P

    @TrevaQ@TrevaQ Жыл бұрын
  • I really enjoyed that. You make me laugh and sometimes that’s all we need in life

    @Yuffimara@Yuffimara3 ай бұрын
  • Student: "Sensei, how long should I practise until I can finally say I'm good at Japanese?" Sensei: "Until you don't get "Nihongo jozu desune" anymore"

    @takummie@takummie2 жыл бұрын
  • Can;t wait Dogen on Trash Taste really. Hope they collab soon, because Dogen jokes is top tier.

    @huangchristian98@huangchristian982 жыл бұрын
    • I'm waiting for this too. He was recently on joeys channel with Chris broad, so that's like half of trash taste

      @its_seabass9668@its_seabass96682 жыл бұрын
  • Oooh, I loved the bonus easter egg at the end!! 日本語が凄く上手ですね! Mine would have been the "Over enthusiastic Weeb" where the response would have been "本当に?わあ!嬉しいですね。どうもありがとうございました!”

    @edwardwongks@edwardwongks2 жыл бұрын
  • I needed this omg

    @tokkigifs@tokkigifs2 жыл бұрын
  • Man you're actually a legitimate content creator. Love your work, it's honestly on a whole different level.

    @samfischer4555@samfischer45552 жыл бұрын
  • Excellent! I wish I could speak English fluently like this. I'm on stage 1 in English.

    @user-tu3lx5kg3m@user-tu3lx5kg3m2 жыл бұрын
  • Great one, Kevin!

    @etherdog@etherdog2 жыл бұрын
  • Probably the best Dogen video!?

    @darknesswithin0@darknesswithin015 күн бұрын
  • I'm starting to wonder if these are all phases Dogen went through.

    @KamenRiderKyle@KamenRiderKyle2 жыл бұрын
  • When I first came on study abroad and tested into the highest level available, I was definitely #4. 😅

    @Kaizoushin@Kaizoushin2 жыл бұрын
  • The existential dread of not noticing any mistakes in stage 2

    @jojogape@jojogape2 жыл бұрын
  • after learning Japanese for nearly two years and still being in stage one, i'm going to have to take your word on what the other stages are like.

    @jinjurbreadman@jinjurbreadman Жыл бұрын
  • Makes me want to learn it more 😂

    @Aikoblaze278@Aikoblaze2782 жыл бұрын
  • I've been learning Japanese for 4 years and I'm still on stage 1

    @prosto.philya@prosto.philya2 жыл бұрын
    • Same. I can read and write in japanese using all n5 and most n4 kanji with some help from apps. But if you want me to speak with someone id rather run away screaming from terror. Sudenly I forgot all those fance particles, formal constuctions, no ne sa da and etc sentence enders, difference between tara and kara and so on. I degrade to a level of most basic japanese because that all I remember perfectly. Which is funny because I dont have same problem with english. I successfully forgot 90% of english grammar, 7 out of 12 verbs times, their 2 and 3rd forms. And yet I can still talk and write in english with enough confidence to ignore all mistakes I make.

      @robertnomok9750@robertnomok97502 жыл бұрын
  • As a person with intermediate level japanese these videos are just too funny and relatable.

    @donaldazevedo5554@donaldazevedo55542 жыл бұрын
  • 最近言語交換してるけど、実際そうって共感しかない

    @Shache@Shache2 жыл бұрын
  • Stage 10: After 10 years in Japan and often mistaken for a native on the phone, you get sick of being humble and realize it won't make you more Japanese, so you just say ありがとうございます^^うれしいです(*ノωノ)

    @neko_neko9@neko_neko92 жыл бұрын
    • You are so right about it.

      @atsukorichards1675@atsukorichards1675 Жыл бұрын
    • It's so true

      @bunn228@bunn228 Жыл бұрын
  • The "colossus titan" got me crying 😂

    @42hibou@42hibou2 жыл бұрын
  • You never stop being funny man

    @tonyg_fgc8152@tonyg_fgc81522 жыл бұрын
  • "I have to pay for it even though I don't have a TV?" As a German, it hurts because it's true

    @seeibe@seeibe Жыл бұрын
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