What an eggcelent video
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something to watch while servers are down :) we used well sourced free range eggs so no chickens were harmed for this video
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To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Egg
🥚
First
this is the most fun I’ve ever had ever
It looked fun you know just yeeting eggs
hi
If you see this your a goat
69
COOL!!!
not even 69 eggs.. wow lannan i cant believe you
I love u Mau daddy
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Seeing everyone quit Fortnite for Roblox makes me happy
Discrase
Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.
All I gotta say is 4:31
@@_-HIM-_ 😂😂😂 we dont talk about that
Me at the grocery store wondering why the egg aisle is empty
U are within yeeting distance
Everyone: NEW FORTNITE EVENT!! Lannan: egg
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
I hope LazarBeam gives up Fortnite and makes the full switch to Roblox.
So true
Lannan: Gets 68 eggs cracked on his head Egg Farmers: Are we a joke to you?
She's not even smiling for half the eggs but you can still tell she's enjoying it
Yeah 4:31
“I covered my entire office in protective equipment” *puts a sheet over an office chair*
*LAZARBEAM = KZhead G/\RBAGE* *I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
@@lightbreaker6875 don't ever did lazer beam again u nerd
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Among us is dead
@@lightbreaker6875 your videos are as good as a shit you don’t know is there and only smells when you step on it
Their shower drain after this video: *Thicc*
pls no
No
Peter is *Thicc*
No fu
@@RAZEERMITA I am hurt
I like how when he playing the death runs the music is intense but once the cracking egg part it's just fun music
"I just pulled greatness, out of my back side." - the Beam.
I like how he stops the madness and just says that was a sadness fart
I sow this video 1 minute after it was uploaded on my phone🤪
Ye
How dare you have the same username as me
Cool yo
Imagine at the end he notices that he wasn't recording the whole time
The Fortnite creators deserve to be in jail.
That would be the biggest Bruh
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 Reason?
ah sh here we go again
@@zer0point Don't ask him for reason just report his comment for spam and move on
lazarbeam videos always make me laugh. thanks for making the best content there is Mr. beam
4:31
That chicken's working overtime..
“Lazarbeam suffering is a popular thing on this channel.” A wise man a wise quote.
"Lazar beam suffering has always been a very popular series" was this the quote you tried and failed to quote correctly
We have the same profile picture
Ilsa the next day: "You want omlettes?" Lannan: ...
Yea I don't wanna see any eggs for atleast a year
Lannan : 10:06
That better not be off lannans t-shirt from yesterday
Bruh 384 likes wtf
Aaaaand here come the bots
If you stood in a hot pan you would turn into a big scrambled egg
Lazarbeam should be an Australian legend. Infact a world legend. Keep up the good work man!
I can see the vegan teacher reacting to this in horror
Oh g o d
I can't wait
lol
Lol
Hens: I will lay eggs to increase the population of my kind Lazerbeam: We don't do that here
Chicken eggs go brrrrrr
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day. My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there,.
@@slosandwich7287 idiot no
F A K S
@Dr. Hofnarr I agree 2 A’S
We got raging, we got crying, we got sharts. What more could we have asked for?
Eggs?
It’s astonishing how good she is at cracking eggs on him 😂😂🙏🏼
4:31
Lannan: "you're a witch" Ilsa: "do u wanna see heaven a bit early?"
Loll
Aye Wasup y’all it’s my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if you’re willing. Hope y’all have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goals🤙
"a bit" sounds like he still goin' to heaven early
Lazarbeam: “That’s protein, that’s power.” Me: THATS SALMONELLA
same
That’s raw chicken, if they’re good eggs they’re safe to eat raw
@@wyattclapp5384 you're right and you're wrong you can still get salmonella but there's a low chance of that
nooob
@@wyattclapp5384 you can still get salmonella from raw eggs.
The amount of suffering Lazarbeam went through to create this video I respect. ✊
I wonder if Lannan still smells like egg to this day. Absolutely great video, thanks for the awesome content.
lannan: "i can feel it in my belly button" me: are you talking about the win or the egg?
I read this at the same time he said it like bruh
Chicken Little: "mum, where do humans take our eggs?" Mom:
Epic
Lol
XD
Y E S
lol
the way ilsa's face looked after lannan asked for a hug was priceless.
Well you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette
that shower must have been one of the best showers of his life tho
true
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
So true lol
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow
agreed
“I remember a time when lazarbeam uploaded everyday” “Ok grandma, let’s get you back to the nursing home.”
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
ahahahaha
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 listen here u little..
Wow, same spammers
yep
This is the best video made by lazarbeam i love it!
I can tell Lazar is loving it :)
The look of pure joy in Ilsa's eyes whenever she gets to crack an egg on Lannan's head is oddly amusing
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Yeah nice promotion, but usually only people with terrible content will make an act like this
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@@bruh6687 Bruh shut up and make actual content
i just like to see people be in pain :)
“I just pulled greatness, out of my back side” - the beam 😂
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
RYAN YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BEST🔥🔥🐐
@@dufinscuffs265 LITERALLY, all his comments say underated 🐐🐐
@Bruh Bruh Shut
The beam
Lazarbeam - The man that caused inflation on eggs
when i watch this it makes me feel so much better
We need a video of all the deaths in the door room to see how creative they were. Even if it is on the second channel
When Lazar stops at 68 eggs: My disappointment is unimaginable and my day is ruined.
*immeasurable
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
LazarBeam is more entertainment when he plays Roblox instead of Fortnite.
istgg
* my disappointment is *immeasurable* and my day is ruined
legends say after nearly 3 years later lannan has not fully recovered from this.
i love how gentle ilsa is, i mean if it was me i would be peggin em at him
Lazar can finally say he is "cracked" at the game
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
BOOOOOOOOO
The most American thing a man can do
I love how ilsa is just having the time of her life
Considering how long he spends knocked playing with fresh, you'd think he'd be better at crawling
LOL
LMFAOOOOO
literally you would expect him to be better at crawling maybe thats why the creator created the map
the third map
that one there was a violation
:)
ha ha
u like video
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Get lost content stealer!
Hiii
“That was a sadness fart” lazarbeam 2021
I love how Ilsa is just sitting by Lannan with a big ol smile on her face.
This video is eggcellent
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
LazarBeam is boring when he plays Fortnite. He will be entertaining when he plays Roblox.
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 someone has an ego that isn’t accurate to real life
Lannan took so long on the crawling one, that the yolks on his face started to dry up lol
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
No
Her before this blows up
@@bruh6687 says the one with 400 subs compared to over 20 mil
@@bruh6687 damn ur content so bad I went to dislike and delete history
Lazarbeam gives in for anything for us
This was in my opinion this was the peak of the LazarBeam hair paradox
Just imagine how good the shower must have felt once the video was over.
Some say he’s still in the shower till this day
@@egizikid lol
Lmao dude a bot copied your comment and replied to me under my comment. Goddamn these bots are stupid.
@@thekangaroo1880 I just checked, I had no idea bots copied comments!
@@fattyyasses same
Free guy was dope as hell. It would have just been funny if you beat ninja in the game for redemption for rock, paper, sizers. 🤣😈
*Scissors I'm sorry I had to do it🤣
@@rileykilzer7498 respect
Sizers
@@rileykilzer7498 it is literally spelt cizzors
@@rileykilzer7498 his name is cizzors
Imagine how big an omelette we could have made with those eggs
Let’s just think of all the things he has done for us!
never thought we’d be enjoying eggs being smashed on lazarbeam, what a weird time we’re living in…
Lol I wanna see ilsa get egged
@@mehdidaboss673 haha!
Fortnite New Season - Every KZheadr: " OH MY GOD KEVIN RETURNS NEW SEASON STRANGER THINGS" LazarBeam: Fail = Smash Egg
so true
this is the most fun i´ve ever had ever
Lazer beam master of yeets and eggs
The pure joy on ilsa 's face is just gold
*LAZARBEAM = KZhead G/\RBAGE* *I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
All of the people above me are bots
@@fnaflover42 yeah lol
the way ilsa just piles the eggs on lannan's head like she doesn’t care is just so entertaining and hilarious
"I can feel it in my belly button!"
parts of lazarbeam using the "Content Aware Scale" in some videos are funny
Me at the beginning of the video: he probably bought too many eggs Me at the end of the video: how is he not out of eggs?
Lannan gets hit with an egg: "Ow that hurt" Ilsa: "Oh sorry" *HITS THE SAME SPOT*
I love how Ilsa was actually cracking eggs in his head😂
In?
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ I love u so much I wish u have a great day
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Ilsa's turn to get egged
Can we talk about how we were one egg away from greatness?
My favourite part about this is just watching my favourite KZheadr get suffocated by eggs
Must’ve been a hell of a shower
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
@@amongus8975 No
It’s always holiday when LazarBeam upload
Hello Hecker, I Love Your Videos❤️
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 stfu
Fortnite is so boring. Play a real game like Roblox.
Hi heckler
4:05 lannons astoundingly amazing alliteration
the things lazarbeam does for us
This is one of the best videos he’s posted in a while, it’s nice to have old Lazar back
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
And soon season 8
My dream is it hit 1K. I’m so close I’ll get a Ps5. Help me out.
L replies
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 god no, after the bullshit you have said in the comments, you don't even deserve an N64
Lannan: “Not my fault. Two deaths YEET YEET. Ilsa: “but you touched it in the end. Lannan: Not my fault it’s broken 😂😂
My dream is to hit 1K. When I do I’ll get a Ps5.
Let’s be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Bruh
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 hey bud, think you used the wrong bot account lol
Lannan: whats a good video idea?? Ilsa: I know! every time you die ill smash eggs on your head Lannan: Good Idea "Soon Realises this wasnt a good idea"
Whenever Lazar says no worries it brings me back… “no wucking forries*
*Ilsa breaking eggs with 1 hand* Ilsa: iam built different
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
these bots are having conversations now?
@@brandoncamacho1868 idk they are upgraded now XD
I'm unironically worried Lazar will die from this idea 💡 🥚 💀
Can i get 2.5k before 2022?
@@YoMateo. no
@@YoMateo. stfu your also doing it we both are actually involved in this 😅😂
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@YoMateo. ironic
8:56 IT IS A DIPOLODOCULUISSSS!!!!!!!!!
The most satisfying thing ever
Bruh, I can just see Lazar going to the doctor and the doctor just being like, “How the heck did you get so much salmonella?!”
Lanon’s blood pressure was so high the eggs started cooking 😂😂😂
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day. My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there.,
Um, maybe u can like stop begging for people to subscribe to u
@@slosandwich7287 no fortnite kid
The eggs used in this video would be worth millions now
Lazar is literally a Demi god
I love how Ilsa takes her sweet time with the eggs
Its called a girlfriend
Me to😂😂😂
Haha
"I just pulled greatness, out of my backside" -the beam
Those eggs have you some real "raw" power
I think that was the worst joke I ever made
Boooooooooo
@@ljeancoffman ik I hate myself too
I love how the eggs had lazarbeam face on the egg
Imagine how pissed that vegan teacher is right now 😂🤣😂🤣
Thought the same thing while watching 🤣🤣
She gets what she deserves😂😂😂
If anyone’s confused about him being able to play during the season 8 countdown he record this before the end of season 7
I think everyone knew
Ok
exactly
We knew buddy but thanks for the info
@@bussybraylon1163 yes
Atleast eggs have healing properties for hair
lazarbeam does so much for us, in this video he murdered baby chickens
Anyone wasting eggs: *Angry people riot* LazarBeam wasting eggs: "I'll allow it"
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
HowToBasic
@Bruh Bruh says the one with 428 subs
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 roblox is the worse lmao
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 For the a millionth time Stop HATING on people that play games you don't like.
Imagine looking over the fence and seeing a man getting like 30 eggs slapped on him
I'm sitting at my house with covid and this makes me feel a bit better
Couple goals😂😂😂
Yes, head egg cracks
Lets see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs: 916
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
Eeee
Ok I'ma do what the other guy said sub to meee