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A young Steven Seagal "beating" his opponents at Aikido

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  • Watch the FULL video here! kzhead.info/sun/odCge7N5i5uHmmg/bejne.html

    @youaskedforit@youaskedforit Жыл бұрын

    • We all knew that Steven seagal was always a fraud

      @darylritchie2278@darylritchie2278 Жыл бұрын

    • HA HA HA.

      @carlosrodrigues4695@carlosrodrigues4695 Жыл бұрын

    • No, thank you! 😃

      @j.k.7376@j.k.7376 Жыл бұрын

    • Looks like he was losing his hair. Must v had a hair job somewhere

      @king77solomon30@king77solomon30 Жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely garbage

      @poolguy8383@poolguy8383 Жыл бұрын

  • Translation: *"Aikido will always win as long as all opponents will cooperate ."*

    @Quantum3691@Quantum3691 Жыл бұрын

    • Loooooooooooooooooooool 😆😅😅😅😅😅

      @evoextremeX@evoextremeX Жыл бұрын

    • Don’t forget he knows how to use weapons such as stick, knives and swords and guns. He is well rounded making it hard to beat in a real fight. In the ring with rules at his age he has no stamina. One round and he gets the shit beat out of him for being in such terrible shape.

      @DarekBirton@DarekBirton Жыл бұрын

    • 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @tjmasterbarber2664@tjmasterbarber2664 Жыл бұрын

    • 😅😅😅😅😅

      @jimborghini2761@jimborghini2761 Жыл бұрын

    • Like the women he assaulted

      @ash27slick74@ash27slick74 Жыл бұрын

  • He's got the strength of 10 cooperating men.

    @hillbillyharvey4605@hillbillyharvey4605 Жыл бұрын

    • 1001 hair plug knights

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones8 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @kloudland505@kloudland5056 ай бұрын

    • Lmao nice comment

      @bbrucet3@bbrucet35 ай бұрын

    • 10 actors sound funnier

      @khiemho162@khiemho1625 ай бұрын

    • It’s crazy how people are so ignorant to talk shit about another person’s life, this man is world famous for his skills. He had first non Japanese school in Japan

      @richardmartinez2973@richardmartinez29735 ай бұрын

  • Steven Seagal's brain hasn't been in contact with the universe for quite some time.

    @20ASilva@20ASilvaАй бұрын

    • In aikido there is no punching, no kicking, no fighting

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

    • It hasn't been in contact with any brain cells since he came to live.

      @Pabloesc571@Pabloesc57118 күн бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @lukemoser01@lukemoser0114 күн бұрын

    • 😂

      @SageLakshmi@SageLakshmi10 күн бұрын

    • I’m dead

      @russellcampbell3500@russellcampbell35004 күн бұрын

  • You guys say what you want, but Seagal has the best bullshido moves i have ever seen

    @gheorghenegreanu8409@gheorghenegreanu8409Ай бұрын

    • its also called " aikshito "

      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy@Rome.s_Greatest_EnemyАй бұрын

    • right, just ask Seagal & he will tell you

      @SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman@SquirminHermanthe1eyedGermanАй бұрын

    • true. i used this skill before. you dont know aikido when it gets you. punch as much as you can but thus force will break you.

      @restitutorebucassr.5984@restitutorebucassr.5984Ай бұрын

    • LMAO! I caught that, looks like a couple haven’t quite figured it out yet which is just as funny.

      @echohunter4199@echohunter419927 күн бұрын

    • Agree! Surprised not everyone caught that.

      @Heresay2@Heresay224 күн бұрын

  • The crazy part is if you remove Steven seagal from the demonstration. The attacking men will still flip themselves around on their own

    @MrSdejoy@MrSdejoyАй бұрын

    • Hahaha, so true, my friend. Great comment.

      @stavrosp1154@stavrosp1154Ай бұрын

    • 😂 I'm dead!

      @zippgunn1680@zippgunn1680Ай бұрын

    • 😅nice one👍

      @RogerDominguez-de4hj@RogerDominguez-de4hjАй бұрын

    • 😅

      @Sebastianx007@Sebastianx007Ай бұрын

    • That's because sensei seagull is beyond space and time.

      @LisaAnn777@LisaAnn777Ай бұрын

  • There is nothing, and I mean nothing that is better than the comments section of a Steven Seagal video.

    @Nostaljikone@Nostaljikone Жыл бұрын

    • Chuck Norris comments section would like to have a word with you.

      @cantatanoir6850@cantatanoir6850 Жыл бұрын

    • I agree

      @Neo......@Neo...... Жыл бұрын

    • It's really scary how easily humans can be tricked into believing pretty much anything

      @Neo......@Neo...... Жыл бұрын

    • I have to agree. I always stop down for a read, lol.

      @istaphobe@istaphobe Жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @tonytonka1968@tonytonka1968 Жыл бұрын

  • Decades ago a director saw this and thought, "I can make this guy a star.. and then millions can make fun of him".

    @jasonneely2863@jasonneely2863Ай бұрын

    • 100%

      @splint3rfps@splint3rfpsАй бұрын

    • Lol this is actually not far from how it really happened. He was training a huge Hollywood agent and the agent basically said he could turn anyone into a star. A competing agent bet him that he couldnt. So he said he would make his martial arts trainer, the least charismatic guy he ever met, into a star. And he did

      @JohnSmith-tk7nt@JohnSmith-tk7nt23 күн бұрын

    • Most of his career has been a money laundering operation by his mob friends. The reason so many of his movies are direct to dvd with him being the writer, director, producer, and star is that he gets the writers, directors, producers, and main actors cut of the profits so when the mob buy millions of dvds with dirty money he can just hand their freshly laundered money straight back to them.

      @ashleyhoughton8592@ashleyhoughton8592Күн бұрын

  • The way they all run at him is low key hilarious

    @misterdrifter4883@misterdrifter4883Ай бұрын

    • Bullshitdo

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

    • That’s actually very fitting considering how Seagal runs is hilarious

      @matthewminard4112@matthewminard411212 күн бұрын

    • there's nothing low key about it. its outright hilarious out loud loud as fuck hilarious

      @ElishaBradley@ElishaBradleyМинут бұрын

  • "No punching, no kicking, no blocking and absolutely no clue on what to do in a fight".

    @georgeyoung613@georgeyoung613Ай бұрын

    • that's exactly how his career played Aikido with him later

      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy@Rome.s_Greatest_EnemyАй бұрын

    • Who says aikido is for fighting?

      @LuisHernandez-zc5lq@LuisHernandez-zc5lqАй бұрын

    • @@LuisHernandez-zc5lq well he likes to think that way 🤓

      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy@Rome.s_Greatest_EnemyАй бұрын

    • You don't have to punch if you can hold off a gang of attackers with your pinky. Striking is good for people who aren't in contact with the universe.

      @peterbruno657@peterbruno657Ай бұрын

    • @Farmer-geddon4051 You're absolutely right. I can't believe people still buy into that crap. It reminds me of the $5.95 Ninja training you could find on the back pages of obscure fighting magazines in the 80's and 90's. It didn't work then and it doesn't work now.

      @georgeyoung613@georgeyoung61326 күн бұрын

  • Steven seagal is my favourite fictional character.

    @glynariksherwood@glynariksherwood Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah he has mastered fiction lol

      @gregjohnson298@gregjohnson298 Жыл бұрын

    • He was really Hard to Kill huh....

      @americanhomeownerwithajob6940@americanhomeownerwithajob6940 Жыл бұрын

    • Lmao!

      @Fla_Law_Dog@Fla_Law_Dog Жыл бұрын

    • And Bruce Lee

      @christophermannmanno6318@christophermannmanno6318 Жыл бұрын

    • @@christophermannmanno6318 nah that guy existed and could break your glassjaw 😂

      @atlasg2402@atlasg2402 Жыл бұрын

  • After 13 years of hard training in Aikido now i can finally flip myself on the ground when no one is touching me.

    @giorgiopicardo5721@giorgiopicardo572112 күн бұрын

  • Steven Seagal is that guy at a party who is trying to get into a fight so he can show off but ends up getting a beating

    @SigmaMBadAss@SigmaMBadAssАй бұрын

    • That’s what would have happened if he stepped outside when Van Damne called him out at Stallone party.

      @JeffWarren-sg7xj@JeffWarren-sg7xj14 күн бұрын

    • Lol and he's going for the weakest,meek looking dude chillin' trying not to get noticed😂😂

      @joe9739@joe97393 күн бұрын

  • That was then, now he uses his little finger to consume mass quantities of Kentucky fried chicken.

    @billcaddell3848@billcaddell3848 Жыл бұрын

    • Go meet him in a dark alley sometime. Big mouth FOOL. He spent a lifetime studying this art. Reached 7th Dan. Taught in his own dojo in Osaka Japan First non oriental to ever teach Aikido in Japan. He's a world class martial arts master. What are you ? A cupcake 🧁

      @peterbartolomeo5542@peterbartolomeo5542 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @yaserthe1@yaserthe1 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @wukongsun6223@wukongsun6223 Жыл бұрын

    • Hehehe

      @radensanjaya6040@radensanjaya6040 Жыл бұрын

    • By the looks he might even be using two little fingers

      @johanduplessis4281@johanduplessis4281 Жыл бұрын

  • He went from Aikido to Fritos and Burritos.

    @bhiggins66@bhiggins66 Жыл бұрын

    • All three no good for defense

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones Жыл бұрын

    • He is old what do u expect. He is almost 70

      @corbinblackstyles6880@corbinblackstyles6880 Жыл бұрын

    • @@corbinblackstyles6880 dude is 71 this year. Van damme will still be splitting on Mack trucks at that age!!

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones Жыл бұрын

    • You guys should know by now that Seagal is immortal. He said so himself.

      @kenzotenma3570@kenzotenma3570 Жыл бұрын

    • Ironically, Taco Bell had a burrito they’d put Fritos in.

      @elvergalarga4461@elvergalarga4461 Жыл бұрын

  • This reporter unknowingly created a generational parody

    @AbsoluteDegens@AbsoluteDegensАй бұрын

  • The little finger demonstrations 😂 the guy in the back pushing against the hips is hilarious

    @tylermarchbank7425@tylermarchbank742515 күн бұрын

  • “In Aikido there’s no punching, no kicking and no blocking”…..in other words if you come up against someone with even the most basic fighting skills, you get fucked up.

    @mf8838@mf8838 Жыл бұрын

    • indionwsia

      @deidykatili3840@deidykatili3840 Жыл бұрын

    • What a crock of 💩

      @thetruthis24@thetruthis24 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣😂

      @sly9263@sly9263 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @slaughterhouse5585@slaughterhouse5585 Жыл бұрын

    • BITCH SLAPPING IS IN THE AIKIDO TRAINING

      @MrDICKHEAD28@MrDICKHEAD28 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how they all “attack” him like a toddler going in for a big hug.

    @Sparkie075@Sparkie0756 ай бұрын

    • You are not in contact with the universe 😮

      @operacarmen@operacarmen3 ай бұрын

    • Very accurate 😂

      @ajplfc1276@ajplfc12763 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @tsayadyamar7785@tsayadyamar77852 ай бұрын

    • Tha means it works against toddlers though

      @shimposter825@shimposter8252 ай бұрын

    • You mean there are other ways to attack people? Hold on, let me grab my note pad.

      @ray04gp@ray04gp2 ай бұрын

  • The woman narrating this video sounds exactly like a training video for a hazardous materials endorsement.

    @raywood4354@raywood4354Ай бұрын

    • LMAO. I just took a break from doing my required OSHA 30 construction safety certification online & somehow wound up here & u couldn't be more correct about the narration. LMAO!!

      @flaccidego4291@flaccidego429121 күн бұрын

    • That is so accurate that it hurts.

      @coldmoonlight6361@coldmoonlight636113 күн бұрын

  • grandmaster of Bullshido indeed.

    @jollygoodgordon5580@jollygoodgordon558027 күн бұрын

  • Aikido: for when you are defending yourself against your drunken aunt who is rushing up to hug you

    @Charon58@Charon58 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @uriahuriah3792@uriahuriah3792 Жыл бұрын

    • This comment needs more likes!!!

      @JerseycatsFishing@JerseycatsFishing Жыл бұрын

    • Why the hell she would do it?

      @mofans@mofans Жыл бұрын

    • Best ever analysis of Aikido lol 🤣

      @papertiger6118@papertiger6118 Жыл бұрын

    • Perfect

      @christopherwalker6056@christopherwalker6056 Жыл бұрын

  • You may laugh at him as much as you want, but this man helped a lot of the UFC stars, such as Khabib, Jones, GSP, Conor, Stipe and others, to become champions by not training them.

    @againstthestones@againstthestones3 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅😅

      @blueheaven4838@blueheaven48382 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅😅

      @LuisGarcia-ew5xv@LuisGarcia-ew5xv2 ай бұрын

    • had us in the first half

      @gj4769@gj47692 ай бұрын

    • So you didn’t see the video when Silva and even the guy who Steven showed certain maneuvers too, made fun of him because his techniques are trash.

      @kingkade2581@kingkade25812 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 never laugh so hard in my life

      @ghostofsparta6579@ghostofsparta65792 ай бұрын

  • Imagine creating a martial art and then this guy shows up after you die and claims this is what it is.

    @leonlee8524@leonlee8524Ай бұрын

  • I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE to see him in a real sparring match.

    @Bobby-B-Baby@Bobby-B-BabyАй бұрын

    • Aikido = Bullshito

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

    • We never will

      @trashpandaY2K@trashpandaY2K16 күн бұрын

  • “There is no punching, no kicking, no collision” And that’s why it doesn’t work at all

    @willm678@willm6787 ай бұрын

    • 😢😂😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

      @shawnshell5961@shawnshell59613 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @shawnshell5961@shawnshell59613 ай бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @kordelljones7942@kordelljones79422 ай бұрын

    • Ok I'll run 😂

      @PabloBrown-wx6rr@PabloBrown-wx6rr2 ай бұрын

    • It might Look like its shit but if you really know aikido you see that it looks Bad cause this Master is so perfectly fighting that his oponents have no chanse

      @Jo_Master1@Jo_Master12 ай бұрын

  • "In Aikido basically speaking there is no punching, there is no kicking, there is no blocking... Only eating"

    @ujoseph212@ujoseph212 Жыл бұрын

    • I read this literally as he began saying it. Your addition made it better

      @mymythTV@mymythTV Жыл бұрын

    • Brb going to an aikido dojo

      @peepawthecat@peepawthecat Жыл бұрын

    • You're a savage lol

      @sxc5rhcp@sxc5rhcp Жыл бұрын

    • I like havarti cheese the most. What's your favorite?

      @TheSilent333@TheSilent333 Жыл бұрын

    • So funny! 🤣🤣

      @solarrage11@solarrage11 Жыл бұрын

  • Aikido- the art of opponent cooperation.

    @Fishtech-hc8ck@Fishtech-hc8ck24 күн бұрын

    • 😂

      @alexprost7505@alexprost750524 күн бұрын

  • I love how Seagal eventually chose bitch slapping to use in his movies

    @twistedbunny@twistedbunny15 күн бұрын

  • You know this stuff was cute back in the 80s . These days a lot of people are allergic to bullshit

    @faizanm4100@faizanm4100 Жыл бұрын

    • There are a lot of mystique about the martial arts back then. t. grew up in the 90s, but can you really blame us. Information wasn't that fast back then.

      @knightofjustice5475@knightofjustice5475 Жыл бұрын

    • just imagine for sec, how far ahead of time he was then )

      @moneybay@moneybay Жыл бұрын

    • ​​@@knightofjustice5475 it got a lot worse now the same bs goes to topics such as gender, biology, economy, politics, history and everything.

      @flowrepins6663@flowrepins6663 Жыл бұрын

    • In today’s world, specifically Western civilizations, people are far more arrogant, entitled, and disrespectful than they were then. A true martial artist and humble man does not disrespect another.

      @SanDmaNTheFreakTrucker@SanDmaNTheFreakTrucker Жыл бұрын

    • it was more of a gullible era..... but good

      @Charlitos1988@Charlitos1988 Жыл бұрын

  • "I think Steven Seagal is one of the greatest martial arists of all time." - Steven Seagal

    @jackburton7483@jackburton7483 Жыл бұрын

    • I LOVE THIS!

      @whitegarrett5181@whitegarrett5181 Жыл бұрын

    • 😲He maybe tough! But he can't take on Dr David Schultz! Worlds Greatest wrestler, whiter and bounty hunter in the USA! 😲 YOU don't have to believe me! Check it out for yourself!

      @mikecozzi1040@mikecozzi1040 Жыл бұрын

    • Gave me a good laugh before bed 😅

      @nickwrx83@nickwrx83 Жыл бұрын

    • @@nickwrx83 😲 You're Welcome and make it a Great Day!

      @mikecozzi1040@mikecozzi1040 Жыл бұрын

    • "i think so too" -Steven Seagal.

      @ronm7114@ronm7114 Жыл бұрын

  • Bro the most fucked up part ab dis is how many people he got beat up bc they believed this bullshit 😂😂😂

    @user-jo3gc8du8l@user-jo3gc8du8l16 күн бұрын

  • Basically in Aikido there is no fighting, just choreographed useless techniques.

    @victorl225@victorl225Ай бұрын

  • No one loves Steven Seagal more than Steven Seagal.

    @michaellotz1811@michaellotz1811 Жыл бұрын

    • That's not true, if I was Steven seagull I wouldn't like myself either 🥴

      @Pressplay267@Pressplay267 Жыл бұрын

    • I mean that is a good way to live life tho. Be your own biggest fan. 🤣

      @letsrock12345@letsrock12345 Жыл бұрын

    • Space ice should review this.😆

      @BakuranTV@BakuranTV Жыл бұрын

    • he's really in love with himself isn't he 🤣

      @Snyper1405@Snyper1405 Жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha good one

      @clintretzos5485@clintretzos5485 Жыл бұрын

  • Steven segal is the kind of person that would display his trophies above his kid’s trophies

    @mikehaslett3738@mikehaslett3738Ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Fade2Dark@Fade2DarkАй бұрын

    • And probably brag during every single dinner and end discussions claiming to be a wise Lama/Riponche😊

      @homemsapo@homemsapo15 күн бұрын

    • I mean...I would too lol

      @NoName-rl3fh@NoName-rl3fh9 күн бұрын

  • “ I’ve been doing martial arts for over 60 years “😂

    @JCee13@JCee1324 күн бұрын

    • Then why are y’all doing it all wrong??

      @brandyjones752@brandyjones752Күн бұрын

  • Jon Jones shudders in fear of Master Seagal's pinky.

    @williamdenton2254@williamdenton2254Ай бұрын

    • I'm not saying he could do some damage in a real fight, but these guy's are clearly choreographing their moves and that doesn't happen in real fights. Looks like a staged movie.

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

  • "In Aikido, every attacker lets you throw them with no resistance"

    @Terbie36@Terbie36 Жыл бұрын

    • Because if you resist, you will break a bone somewhere xddd it does seem ineffective to the majority, but the reason why we learn how to fall is to not break our bones and get hurt.. 1 wrong fall, and you break something

      @masha_elr3058@masha_elr3058 Жыл бұрын

    • @@BruceBlaze-qm7cgyeah you spelled it wrong it’s bullshit-0

      @jaytee2716@jaytee27168 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jaytee2716both of you got it wrong. "Bullshido" a play on Bushido and Aikido

      @ytsn_THE_OG@ytsn_THE_OG7 ай бұрын

    • @@masha_elr3058meanwhile every other combat sport where people resist being thrown:

      @asdfssdfghgdfy5940@asdfssdfghgdfy59407 ай бұрын

    • Haha

      @asessesa1570@asessesa15705 ай бұрын

  • It also helps when the "attacker" throws themselves on the ground

    @tropingreenhorn@tropingreenhorn Жыл бұрын

    • The deliberately go with the throw so they don't break their arm. It is similar to Shinya Aoki's standing armbar. The opponent can't go with it so his arm snap

      @pinoywheelgunner@pinoywheelgunner Жыл бұрын

    • yeah i would like to see you say that to his face.

      @jackhajal1806@jackhajal1806 Жыл бұрын

    • lol yeah it does

      @SingleMost@SingleMost Жыл бұрын

    • Exactly I don't care who you are if you were to be thrown like them into a brick wall its good night maybe even death I've been doing mma well over 15 years and aikido is the deadliest form out there.

      @NexTGeNEXpeRT@NexTGeNEXpeRT Жыл бұрын

    • @@jackhajal1806 I bet he would bcause Steve seagull is nothing but a big fat has been that nobody likes

      @mikesperko3921@mikesperko3921 Жыл бұрын

  • I can hold off ten men with my little finger too😂

    @stable4955@stable4955Ай бұрын

  • Looks like he’s filming a scene in a movie. All the dudes just play along and fall like dominoes 😂

    @mickywinters8451@mickywinters84512 күн бұрын

  • Ah yes Steven seagull master of BullShido

    @spooky9035@spooky9035 Жыл бұрын

    • As fast as a streak of pelican sh*t 👍😂 How long can you keep that pinky up your a*se😱

      @viktormogilin307@viktormogilin307 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah i agree 😅

      @radensanjaya6040@radensanjaya6040 Жыл бұрын

    • Bullshido hahaaaaaa

      @davidev4844@davidev4844 Жыл бұрын

    • So because you can't do it or understand it, it's bull? Lol kids..

      @BigDaddyJoe661@BigDaddyJoe661 Жыл бұрын

    • @Khmzt° bhahhahaaaa yes that's exactly right absolutely none of that is fake like zero hahaaaaaaa 😄 😆 😉 🤣 😅 😄

      @davidev4844@davidev4844 Жыл бұрын

  • I lost a fight once... forgot to remain in contact with the Universe.

    @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx Жыл бұрын

    • Did you just like... Astral project out of the universe???

      @mr.husbandoeu7254@mr.husbandoeu7254 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @erubairtkai@erubairtkai11 ай бұрын

    • Shame on you 😂

      @pumpkin91ful@pumpkin91ful9 ай бұрын

    • Change your carrier

      @WhatIsThisForAgain@WhatIsThisForAgain9 ай бұрын

    • Bro was high

      @snsey-jh2tg@snsey-jh2tg9 ай бұрын

  • Steven Seagal: The grandmaster of Bullshido

    @sevenproxies4255@sevenproxies42559 күн бұрын

  • Wow he so powerful he was able to regenerate hair growth

    @Thickbandicoot81@Thickbandicoot815 күн бұрын

  • Steven Seagal is by far my all time favorite comedian.

    @bluepill878@bluepill878 Жыл бұрын

    • And opposite the very dry humor, his is a very wet humor, often covered in cheese sauce or gravy

      @jkeithv65@jkeithv65 Жыл бұрын

    • Unintentional comedy at its finest.

      @MB-qt3fo@MB-qt3fo Жыл бұрын

    • and I thought that was Steven Wright kicking ass!

      @uknowme1811@uknowme1811 Жыл бұрын

    • The unwitting comedian

      @praxisdev1884@praxisdev1884 Жыл бұрын

    • Space Ice is the best way to watch his movies

      @pro-storm4951@pro-storm4951 Жыл бұрын

  • His latest movie "A Fridge Too Far" demonstrates his capabilities perfectly

    @rowdoradge@rowdoradge Жыл бұрын

    • There is never a fridge too far for this man. He would walk a mile for a fridge. Well, his stunt double will!

      @tompilkington7379@tompilkington7379 Жыл бұрын

    • this is such a gold comment

      @nfabulous2932@nfabulous2932 Жыл бұрын

    • But there is no fridge too far. Maybe that shoulda been the title?

      @tompilkington7379@tompilkington7379 Жыл бұрын

    • He used minimal force to eat all of those chicken wings.

      @arbyjack2552@arbyjack2552 Жыл бұрын

  • A rare glimpse of Seagal’s real hairline

    @Iamverybald@Iamverybald23 сағат бұрын

  • Steven Segal's Video Comments are Legendary

    @80sbreaker@80sbreakerАй бұрын

  • When he gets older I hope he makes several sub-par movies using these unique skills

    @AfroSenpai@AfroSenpai Жыл бұрын

    • DONE!!!

      @AO-tr7dx@AO-tr7dx Жыл бұрын

    • Bro, Hard to Kill and Above the law are legit!

      @cartesian_doubt6230@cartesian_doubt6230 Жыл бұрын

    • Ur being generous with sub par

      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc@BeatJunkie-mq1tc Жыл бұрын

    • @@cartesian_doubt6230 anybody seen Richie?!

      @healthcoachrich@healthcoachrich Жыл бұрын

    • @@healthcoachrich comeandcutmaheartout

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones Жыл бұрын

  • Almost every comment on this video deserves an award.

    @thevladfather@thevladfather Жыл бұрын

    • I give your comment the Deserving of Some Recognition award.

      @cavemanorigins5348@cavemanorigins5348 Жыл бұрын

    • @@cavemanorigins5348 That's not a "participation" trophy, is it? 🤔😉

      @thevladfather@thevladfather Жыл бұрын

    • @@thevladfather it could be. We could also grant a Lack of Participation trophy so that everyone goes home a winner.

      @cavemanorigins5348@cavemanorigins5348 Жыл бұрын

    • @@cavemanorigins5348 That's very altruistic of you.

      @thevladfather@thevladfather Жыл бұрын

    • @@cavemanorigins5348 I once heard that Mr. Segal can carry 2 cups of coffee and 5 donuts at once. ...old timer joke....

      @thevladfather@thevladfather Жыл бұрын

  • Steven Seagal wakes up every morning to stare down the sun and let it know he is the reason why it shines

    @aarongallegos3582@aarongallegos358211 күн бұрын

  • he holds two men back with the power of his bowel movement

    @RabbitholeIsrael@RabbitholeIsraelАй бұрын

  • Gotta give credit to the “attackers” for making Steven look that good

    @kolbytriplett4644@kolbytriplett4644 Жыл бұрын

    • Gotta wonder how they trained/prepped for this demo. "Okay guys, remember - strain REALLY hard against me...but not for real. We gotta keep it safe."

      @mattr.1887@mattr.18876 ай бұрын

    • Jabronis

      @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros92662 ай бұрын

    • The real hard workers are the attackers.

      @Fade2Dark@Fade2DarkАй бұрын

  • Now Seagal can't defend himself against the buffet table

    @bfnew4440@bfnew4440 Жыл бұрын

    • Let's see what you look like at his age dummy.

      @shawnsmith2610@shawnsmith2610 Жыл бұрын

    • Mate I wouldnt want to be the one trying to take a plate of fried chicken off him :-)

      @mga71@mga71 Жыл бұрын

    • Actually, he can now take down two buffet tables with just his little finger

      @vpghahat6328@vpghahat6328 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😅

      @andresfuentes1015@andresfuentes1015 Жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAH fmd lol

      @littlemooshu4171@littlemooshu4171 Жыл бұрын

  • You’ve seen wrestling entertainment with the likes of Hulk Hogan now you’ve seen karate entertainment with Steven the seagull

    @newday2447@newday2447Ай бұрын

  • I’m sure the first UFC Aikido master is about to burst onto the scene any second now. It’ll be incredible to watch without any kicks, punches or collision.

    @user-jh6mj6rg3j@user-jh6mj6rg3j6 күн бұрын

  • Steven Seagal is the kind of guy that wakes up the entire family to let them know that he's going to bed (Yes I copied and pasted some else’s comment then deleted his.) “That’s life “ -Frank Sinatra

    @blessedhands1674@blessedhands16742 ай бұрын

    • I’m dead 😵

      @BrandonGavin_EDC@BrandonGavin_EDC2 ай бұрын

    • And then has a nerve to tell them "make sure you keep quiet and don't wake me up. I need my rest"

      @Chedbenno@Chedbenno2 ай бұрын

    • Bro WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

      @richardlennox_bradley872@richardlennox_bradley8722 ай бұрын

    • PMSL hahahahahaha

      @thunderace44@thunderace442 ай бұрын

    • you have nothing better in your life than say those bs, that's way he's steven seagal and you're no one

      @fredrce@fredrce2 ай бұрын

  • He and Joe Rogan should have a celebrity fight. I’d pay good money to watch that shit. 😂

    @_Nobody_Special@_Nobody_Special18 күн бұрын

    • Joe would go for it 100% and i bet he would beat seagal's ass

      @soviet_genetics@soviet_genetics10 күн бұрын

    • Joe would get eaten alive...no seriously Seagal will eat him alive

      @BigBoss-zi5ss@BigBoss-zi5ss3 сағат бұрын

  • His little finger and his knuckles 😂 A master in bullshitto

    @bigman1942@bigman1942Ай бұрын

  • It works great if your opponent just runs at you like an angry toddler

    @yemalad1.@yemalad1. Жыл бұрын

    • Better hope it’s not a real toddler. With Aikido you’ll get your ass kicked.

      @slaughterhouse5585@slaughterhouse5585 Жыл бұрын

    • The way I handle my young kids trying to wrestle me looks exactly like Aikido.

      @3lth@3lth Жыл бұрын

    • @@3lth exactly 🤣👍

      @yemalad1.@yemalad1. Жыл бұрын

    • It's designed precisely for that.

      @timtime9167@timtime9167 Жыл бұрын

    • well, you cant handle todlers with kickboxing skills, right?

      @JustMe-vz3wd@JustMe-vz3wd4 ай бұрын

  • Little did young Steven know, he should've been practicing self defense against Pizza The Hut.

    @Emma-dh1lx@Emma-dh1lx Жыл бұрын

    • 😂 😂 😂 😂

      @tomasvircik3742@tomasvircik3742 Жыл бұрын

    • LOL you know you wrong for that!🤣

      @newguyguy2578@newguyguy2578 Жыл бұрын

    • From what I've heard, he has a health condition.

      @chrisfrench9257@chrisfrench9257 Жыл бұрын

    • @chris french Yea, it called obsessive eating disorder.

      @Emma-dh1lx@Emma-dh1lx Жыл бұрын

    • @@Emma-dh1lx also called obesity. The medical term for being to fat

      @newguyguy2578@newguyguy2578 Жыл бұрын

  • Aikido works if the opponent doesn’t attack you

    @shadowlesswarrior@shadowlesswarrior5 сағат бұрын

  • he's like a 1980s fighting game irl. one move and the enemies fly off the screen.

    @sheiladikshit5110@sheiladikshit511014 күн бұрын

  • Steven Seagal took the Chuck Norris jokes a bit too seriously.

    @sebastienchristol-cu7zw@sebastienchristol-cu7zw2 ай бұрын

    • Chuck Norris is afraid of Aikido

      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy@Rome.s_Greatest_EnemyАй бұрын

    • @@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy Afraid of it making him look like a bigger douche? Lmao

      @DarthObscurity@DarthObscurityАй бұрын

  • When he first realised that acting was his future

    @MrScottyRaw@MrScottyRaw Жыл бұрын

    • Haha damn straight bro 👍🤟😎

      @markmcallan973@markmcallan973 Жыл бұрын

    • Looool

      @exclamationpointman3852@exclamationpointman3852 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @matan2903@matan2903 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @PrimeV88@PrimeV88 Жыл бұрын

  • And she said all that with a straight face, that’s the real master.

    @echohunter4199@echohunter419927 күн бұрын

  • Never been able to withstand watching a Steven Segal movie.

    @fredrickkimani9230@fredrickkimani9230Ай бұрын

  • steven seagal proves that you can dislike someone you never met and it ok.

    @demoth@demoth Жыл бұрын

    • LOL, I love this.

      @posthawk1393@posthawk1393 Жыл бұрын

    • That sounds like something chuck Norris would do

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones Жыл бұрын

    • Personally I've never met Adolf and I dislike him.

      @Klarenz@Klarenz Жыл бұрын

    • @@Klarenz Adolph ? You must mean one and only Dolph Lundgren. Good communicator , all ears. Teela!!

      @Garrysullivanjones@Garrysullivanjones Жыл бұрын

    • Jake Paul even more

      @thebluefus@thebluefus Жыл бұрын

  • I see where Key & Peele came up w the idea for “Tackle & Grapple” 😂

    @victorferman4295@victorferman429512 күн бұрын

  • His hair fights the laws of gravity better than he actually fights 😂

    @terrystokes7893@terrystokes78935 күн бұрын

  • "in contact with the universe" 🤣 This guy lost contact a long time ago

    @fuocoserpente2765@fuocoserpente2765 Жыл бұрын

  • Making contact with the universe basically making contact with air 😂

    @rakzdasher9862@rakzdasher98622 ай бұрын

    • he's like the shitty monk who'll say you anything for a dollar

      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy@Rome.s_Greatest_EnemyАй бұрын

  • His hairline has even gotten better over the years. A true master.

    @RENo707ff@RENo707ff10 күн бұрын

  • The guy in pushing the guy in the back needs an academy award

    @TheManiacc45@TheManiacc4514 күн бұрын

  • I can withstand the strength of this Aikido master using only my middle finger.

    @gianantonamor1559@gianantonamor15592 ай бұрын

  • he went from "beating" his opponents to eating his opponents

    @Josh_Tsu1067@Josh_Tsu1067 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @privat6801@privat6801 Жыл бұрын

    • He's good at beating women

      @sharonrigs7999@sharonrigs799911 ай бұрын

    • Wtf 😂😂😂

      @RaymondStormbl3ssed@RaymondStormbl3ssed10 ай бұрын

    • @@sharonrigs7999 Plot Twist: Steven Seagal’s wife beat his ass in self defense and he just told the public he won. 😂😂

      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985@blacklivesorblackvotes29852 ай бұрын

    • Good one, 🤣🤣👍

      @chriswilliams8299@chriswilliams82992 ай бұрын

  • This is like showing up to a knife fight with a chess set and your enemy brought a gum

    @user-lj9oi3uk9q@user-lj9oi3uk9q29 күн бұрын

  • Wow...he's really throwing around those acrobats!😂

    @MrTwister3356@MrTwister33567 сағат бұрын

  • "His little finger" and he's pushing back with his fist 💀💀💀💀

    @The40Glock1@The40Glock1 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@harrysatchel💀

      @OMAELITE@OMAELITE8 ай бұрын

    • Excellent observation

      @jasoncervantes9583@jasoncervantes95835 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @vendetta4640@vendetta46405 ай бұрын

  • You put Steven Seagal in a bathtub, he becomes the bath tub; you put him in a humvee, he becomes the humvee. Be Steven, my friend.

    @jamiearnold1711@jamiearnold1711 Жыл бұрын

    • OH HELL NO!

      @KTannerPaisleyKK@KTannerPaisleyKK5 ай бұрын

    • 😂 I can't breathe!!!

      @tbear2852@tbear28524 ай бұрын

    • 💀😂😂😂😂😂🤣

      @jpf7942@jpf79424 ай бұрын

    • Tu le mets dans les toilettes, il devient la cuvette.

      @moudugenou3492@moudugenou34923 ай бұрын

    • You put him in the octagon, he will tap or get knocked the f… out within 10 seconds

      @McKurdi@McKurdi3 ай бұрын

  • Anyone who questions Segal after watching this needs to gut check themselves and come to terms with reality.

    @robideals685@robideals68513 күн бұрын

  • No punching, no kicking, and most importantly, No Fighting Ever!

    @dan-ws2sf@dan-ws2sf13 күн бұрын

  • The beauty of Aikido is the joyful cooperative partnership between the opponents and the Aikido master. With some martial arts the opponents are trying to beat you, but in Aikido, analogous to ballroom dancing, the opponents are simply waiting for a small indication which way to flip, hop, leap, or roll. The most important part of using aikido for self-defense is choosing your opponents. Best to fight break dancers and acrobats.

    @commenter6722@commenter6722 Жыл бұрын

    • You are not wrong 😂

      @Diesel_Outlaw@Diesel_Outlaw Жыл бұрын

    • Is salsa dancers a suitable substitute?

      @dobi287@dobi287 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @privat6801@privat6801 Жыл бұрын

    • Do strippers count? It's okay if they suck

      @selfless727@selfless727 Жыл бұрын

    • Sooo wrong. 😅😂😅

      @Paradise-cq1gx@Paradise-cq1gx Жыл бұрын

  • I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 85 years.

    @goodbyeseeyalater@goodbyeseeyalater Жыл бұрын

    • they are that long?

      @KeepHimAtBay@KeepHimAtBay Жыл бұрын

    • 85 years... and you've never been able to finish watching *one*.

      @rickm8343@rickm8343 Жыл бұрын

    • and farting

      @andrewblack1575@andrewblack1575 Жыл бұрын

    • That’s dope here’s your L homie

      @organizedchaos5185@organizedchaos5185 Жыл бұрын

    • Lol you dopes don't get the joke

      @ryanm.3351@ryanm.3351 Жыл бұрын

  • What a legend, I’ve had a poster of him on my wall for 33 years. His technique is flawless. I study his music and found that his sounds actually heal wounds because of the spiritual frequencies

    @johnnykobra7256@johnnykobra7256Ай бұрын

    • Akido bullshito!!

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

    • WTF 😂

      @dodywidodo9433@dodywidodo94338 күн бұрын

  • Aikido master after getting beat up: Lost contact, lost contact with the universe, reconnecting

    @Bajtjr@BajtjrАй бұрын

    • Sounds like Hollywood

      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews@GregoryAlanBaileygamereviewsАй бұрын

  • I have decided, not joking, that Steven Seagal is the greatest actor of our generation, and has crafted his entire career as one giant trolling performance without once breaking character. It is the only way I can understand him

    @thisismyrealname2860@thisismyrealname2860 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @perfectsplit5515@perfectsplit55158 ай бұрын

    • And the final statement sums it all up.

      @ezeeproproperties8352@ezeeproproperties83527 ай бұрын

    • Only problem is he isn’t trolling he is being dead serious 😂 that makes it that much more hilarious.

      @jaytee2716@jaytee27166 ай бұрын

    • This is the ultimate Steven segal summary

      @captainfalcon8615@captainfalcon86155 ай бұрын

    • Yea team America got it wrong Alex Baldwin is not the greatest actor of all time it's Steven seagal

      @jsim5475@jsim547523 күн бұрын

  • Opponent: *punches* Steven segal: "Bro thats not a part of the script"

    @nvrsupergaming4077@nvrsupergaming4077Ай бұрын

  • I got such a kick out of the video that I just had to visit the comments section to get a belly busting laugh 😂😂😂

    @ricarldonelson@ricarldonelson3 күн бұрын

  • He went from this to becoming the World's Greatest Actor! 🤣

    @jamesbeneventi2058@jamesbeneventi20588 күн бұрын

  • Steven Seagal..... a master at work. A decorated Gravy Seal. His very willpower grew his hair back. And he's the world's only half Japanese, half Italian, half Russian Mongol semi- whiteboy in existence! A man's man. A ham's ham. He is..... the Steven Seagal.

    @themonsterbaby@themonsterbaby4 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅😅😅...ohhh...ROFL

      @blueheaven4838@blueheaven48382 ай бұрын

    • A ham's ham? Don't forget to mention that he's also half black. He sure is; recall that he demonstrated his use of ebonics in Urban Justice and Kill Switch. 😋🤞🏾

      @zachariahscott6648@zachariahscott66482 ай бұрын

    • Gravy seal 😂😂 bro you fucking killed me

      @trevipp@trevipp2 ай бұрын

    • You're fkn hilarious

      @MikeFiore-rm6nv@MikeFiore-rm6nvАй бұрын

    • sums up steven pretty accurately

      @Back4Fungame@Back4Fungame20 күн бұрын

  • I'm yet to be attacked by an assailant who is willing to comply with my defence ..

    @slime_entertainment_inc.@slime_entertainment_inc. Жыл бұрын

    • We'll keep on searching man

      @GutsDaSilva@GutsDaSilva11 ай бұрын

  • The bo staff twirling makes him official.. even though he almost dropped it 😂

    @markuzantwahn6351@markuzantwahn6351Ай бұрын

  • me last week at the family reunion fighting a group of kids

    @JetLifeDelta@JetLifeDelta10 күн бұрын

  • He should make a movie with these acting skills

    @JayDidntDoIt@JayDidntDoIt Жыл бұрын

    • oh wait... :D

      @misticx@misticx Жыл бұрын

  • He kicked his hairlines ass though.

    @derekandjo75@derekandjo75 Жыл бұрын

    • Seagull 1 - Hairline 0

      @Bert_de_Wit@Bert_de_Wit Жыл бұрын

    • Used his fist not finger

      @erikmckaygunsmithing6470@erikmckaygunsmithing6470 Жыл бұрын

    • Everything bout him is bs

      @erikmckaygunsmithing6470@erikmckaygunsmithing6470 Жыл бұрын

  • They just walking right up to him 😂

    @terrystokes7893@terrystokes78935 күн бұрын

  • Who spins in a roll like that 😂

    @jasonkeefe-tb5tu@jasonkeefe-tb5tu28 күн бұрын

  • I don't care what anyone says....Steven Segeal is the best comedian actor ever 😂

    @elcabrito21@elcabrito219 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅..true. Fella used to molest or rape new actresses is what I heard.

      @blueheaven4838@blueheaven48382 ай бұрын

    • 😁

      @ancientwarriors67@ancientwarriors672 ай бұрын

    • you watched a lot of MAD TV, lol

      @twinentryturbo@twinentryturbo2 ай бұрын
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