I Made A Giant 20-Pound Chocolate Chip Cookie • Tasty
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Nobody: Not even Santa himself: Alvin: lifts up mustache to eat cookie "oH sWeeT sUgaRpLumS i'M oUt oF heRe"
lmao right when i read the comment it said "Ph sweet sugarplums im out of here"
God bless, Jesus loves you and died for you all
@@rmk1952 same!!
I think you mean everyone, not nobody.
@@hurley31 i don’t think so i think he means nobody say that
“Everybody asks ‘where is Santa?’ But nobody asks ‘how is Santa?’” -Santa 2020
Why is Santa?
when is santa?
Ill do you a better one Who is Santa?
To whom is santa?
@@MissAmanda_YT dang you took the words out of my mouth
"When I bake cookies I get to control how much chocolate goes in" *Reality can be whatever I want*
And yet when I put in %100 chocolate, *reality is often disappointing*
dude i read this as he said that bruh this always happens
Alvin “made a GIANT cookie” Lindsey"THE MILK😱”
Alvin calling himself a "fine lad" is just the best thing I've ever heard
the fact that this comment has 69 likes just made it funnier
@@saanviabha you mean 121 it’s crazy with in half a hour it went from 69 to 121
@@brian0902 you mean 213
@@meeppwnton9791 good god how
@@brian0902 idk 😐
This is how many people want Alvin to make the biggest gingerbread house ever made in the world
be careful a witch might move in
Don't underestimate Alvins power he just might do it
Yes please like this comment
yeer
I bet a human can live inside if he made one
There should be a tasty series called “Make it tiny” where well...you make it tiny
YES
Factsssss
@Jana Shahin or everything they use is tiny
Know what’s funny I just thought of this today for real 😂😂
doesnt katie make tiny food sometimes??? i feel like she'd be great for make it tiny LMAO
Alvin: Let's see if we can tempt santa *Five seconds later* Alvin in goofy thin Santa suit: Ho ho ho!
please excuse my terrible santa claus impression
You’re the best 🤣💗
That was great, dude. 😂
"Sweet sugarplums! I'm outta here!" 😂
That was so sweet as much as cookies 🍪 ❤️
😂😂
Everybody: talks about how big the cookie is Me: _Asian Santa_
Asian Santa is love, Asian Santa is life
Yeah, I was like, Alvin, you ain’t fooling me, that’s u not santa
so relatable
Best part of the video "oh sweet sugar plums, I'm outta here".... lol
lmao
If you actually want to make a huge chocolate chip cookies here is the recipe from this video: 10 sticks (5 cups | 1135g) unsalted butter 5 cups (1100g) light brown sugar 5 cups (1000g) white sugar 2 tablespoons kosher salt 8 large eggs 2 1/2 tablespoons vanilla extract 10 cups (1200g) all-purpose flour 2 1/4 tablespoons baking soda 3 cups milk chocolate chunks 3 cups dark chocolate chunks i hope this helped anyway lol
ty 😊
Alvin : I am a pro in this Every grandmas in this world : Hold my heat pack-
America: Imperial Other countries: Metric Alvin: A lot
America needs to adopt Alvin's system of measurement :)
Pog
@@echung168 they already have
Rie: cats
@AnimeOnline 791 The man cooking
“Alvin makes giant cookie for Santa” Santa: oh boy, where is my insulin?
@@kass2k4real Except it was. I almost spat out my drink I laughed so hard. Get some humor bud
@@kass2k4real dude chill out at this point we are talking about a nonexistent dude.... so pls learn some humor.
@@Jelleasy I agree I spat out my milk when I read this comment... lol
@@kass2k4real duuudeee chiiiilllll... I have ppl in my family with diabetes, and yes making fun of health ain't funny, BUT UNDERSTAND HUMOUR. I honestly won't waste my time and energy with a human who does not get any sort of humour....sooo sad life for u.
Calm down everyone.. Just ignore him.. Edit: I ment her.. Sorry..
imagine having to walk across your entire first floor to put a giant cookie in an oven
I'm sorry but the ending had me in tears Thanks, Alvin.
I love that this guy has NEVER Clickbaited us
No need, the things he does is cool enough to click on!
King your right
Yeah he never clickbaited us
Facts
Who? This is tasty not alvin himself
Alvin is just the most wholesome person ever,, I love him so much
"thEn whY dOnT yOu MARry hIm"
@@udif7cuc7kviviccufuf72 i agree
@@cyolite5671 it's a joke chill Alvin is actually a nice person and I made the joke ironically because I hate it.
@@udif7cuc7kviviccufuf72 hate what?
@@aidandsouza2005 when people say- "thEn whY dOnT yOu MARry hIm"
Alvin sounds like someone from The Simpsons when he puts the Santa voice on
Teacher at Baking Lesson: ok everybody, today we're gonna bake some Cookies! Oh wait I'll be right back in 1 hour to see you cookie 1 hour later: Ok let's see the resu- Alvin:
This gives a new meaning to "I'll just have one more cookie,"
lol
Lmaooo this comment is so good.Can you help me with a subscribe please?
@@killandlaugh1286 no
@@killandlaugh1286 what about me I don’t even have 20 subscribers :(
@@thewoollychat5129 ill subscribe to you. I'll also tell my friends too.
When your mum says you can only eat 1 cookie:
Hahahahahahahahaahhh
underrated comment 💀
Ey guys, Chips Ahoy chocolate chunk Alvan sized
Me mom you mum
So you eat a cookie worth 50 cookies
I love how Alvin talks to himself. Improves the watching experience a great deal.
3:00 might be one of the best sounds I’ve ever heard.
asmr generally doesn’t work on me. That sound was by far the closest to actually work
"excited Alvin noises" "bloop bloop bloop" "I'm gonna use my hands" Alvin is a national treasure
International treasure
@@nirzaripandya6548 You know it.
The noises are the best though! :D
Can we make a ‘we need a giant gingerbread house’ petition edit: it’s nice to see that others agree with me lol
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!
Yes yes yes yes YES
Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE Beast
@@starduststudios5671 what the feck
Wait how big it's gonna be????
My favourite part ( 2:04 ) Alvin: A lot of eggs! *Blub blub blub blub blub*
0:55 me when I have delicious cookies 🍪😂
Me: “I’m going to be on a strict diet and lose 20 pounds!” Alvin: *Sorry, bro*
same
Video: 12 minutes ago This comment: 17 minutes ago KZhead: yes
@@Jason-tz7je 😂😂
@blv its trash sorry
@blv what
Mom: “okay, only ONE more cookie” The cookie I take:
can u share plz🥺
Mom: ok
@@georgekruntchev4593 thnx 😃😂
what bout the glass of milk?
@@ano_oshka2327 Dad: here UwU
I had a nightmare about this episode for some reason about 8 years ago glad I knew where it came from
I really can’t tell if you’re joking or not
@@hoodermoment1365 I'm not
ok…
this is the type of person that takes "thats just the way the cookie crumbles" way too seriously *... *i love it*
me seeing the image: OOOOF COURSE YOU DID
Is that oof like roblox or of with 4 o's
Yeah he did
K but it called thumbnail
Sameeeee I was literally waiting for this!!!
Pp
This is the cookie grandma gave us when we were at her home
😂lol
My gma never made us cookies lol
Nope I’m English my mom makes cookies walk still deliciously 🤤🤤
She must have been a big grandma...😏
No... Bigger
“For decoration” we know you ate those bars 😂😂
Alvin be like trying to escape with a giant cookie. STOP, THEFT!
Alvin any time he’s making these videos: “I found the largest appliance in the tasty kitchen”
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)
@@dont6439 😂😂
Hey people at tasty .... Do not ever stop this series.
I agree 💕
I also agree
I also also agree
I also also also agree
I also also also also agree
His impression at the end was just so wholesome
Alvin has the cutest and sweetest personality
“No one ever ask how is Santa” Alvins oh sorry “Santa’s” is so funny.
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)
@@dont6439 alright I won’t :)
@@dont6439 damn ..... 😂😂😂😂 This is interesting dude 😂😂😂
"Let's get Lindsay on the phone" -brings out a laptop
Well, a laptop is 'Make It Big' of a flip phone so.......
@@pawanibhargava4483 you're brilliant! Hhahahahahahahahaha
@@itsmauriss thanks dear....
“pHonE iS As iN cAlLinG sOmeOnE”
r/woosh
6:52 I don't like how close that "Oh" is too an OwO coming from Santa's mouth.
3:26 Alvin: ohhhhh yeeaaahhhh proceeds to get a LITTLE bit of dough mixed.....
Tasty: *makes giant cookie* Santa Claus: I HIT THE JACKPOT YUSSSS
I think he would prefere a mince pie
@@vanessacobb5280 maybr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My Question: But Is It Rich And Soft & Gooey? 😋
I'm so glad I read this comment 🤣
hes not real.
I love how he is complimenting himself in his Santa expersion
Impersonation?
@@Hectoralvarado maybe impression, or expression
Alvin is such a mood being santa,acting like Gordon ramsay and talking about the texture and stuff, of the cookie and praising the baker.......
Nobody: Alvin’s Santa Claus impression: 😂😂
🤣😆
300th like Yw :)
wait that was alvin!?!??! i thought it was the real santa claus......
"just one more cookie wouldn't hurt"
Lol
Killuaaaaa
@@aaareonjaems6836 yuh 😌
It would if it’s this size.
@@coralxanpu You don't say
Literally every part of this recipe is Alvin’s favorite part
Loved Santa. 'sweet sugar plums'
Nobody: Alvin (Santa) : “Usually they ask where is Santa, never how is Santa!?” 😂😂
Why are there no replies in this comment lol HAHAHAHHAHA
Or I'll do you one better: "Why is Santa? "
Alvin: "is there really such a thing as too much chocolate" Me: "no.. no there's not"
Diabetics who eat dark chocolate agrees
as long as a have a glass of milk or water with me, there is no such thing as too much chocolate
There is, it’s simple: Until you get diabetes you’ll know
Same
We think the same 🙂
"Oh sweet sugar plum! Im outta here" that was my favorite line 😂🌻
Grandma: I gave you the biggest one *classic grandma wink* The cookie:
Me: How many cookies that I can eat? Mom: Only one
@@killandlaugh1286 I will help u ^^
@@killandlaugh1286 having 300 subs isnt gonna help with your debt
Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE Beast
@@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys that’s why he/she wants to grow
@@AuroraEditsFL you grow by having an audience that likes your content and you should earn your subs, not try to guilt trip them and begging
while alvin is talking to lindsay my eyes are only focused on Harry's picture in the back!😂
Ahaha hahahah same 😂😂🤣
same!!!!!! thats the only thing i could see
Sale!! Ah ah
So true..same
This guy is too wholesome for Earth
i love how this was released on my birthday
It’s more butter than man!!
E
I think it is 😂
I don’t know you but hi
LMAO
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“Santa” sounds a bit like king Julian from Madagascar.
😂 King Julian’s accent reminds me of Deepak Chopra.
No😭
*COUGH* Alvin-
He likes to move it move it
@@neshwhat702 I don’t know who that is, probably bc it sounds Indian, but I also don’t know many celebrities
The Best Imitation Of Santa 😂👌👏🏼
if this series ever stops i’m deleting my life
“If there’s a candle that smells like this I would spend a lot of money” Fans: alright people let’s get to work
Oh yeah
Im already working on it
Way ahead of you.
Lol 😂
I'm guessing Bath & Bodyworks or Yankee Candle has one.
When my mom tell me only “ONE” cookie 🍪 Me:
great let me just get alvin in here to a cookie what my mom doesnt know is that its 16 inches
Hahahahah
Lol love the santa part Alvin. Lovely funny n fun surprise 😅😅😅❤️
These videos are really fun to watch. They dont make me hungry too :)
“I’m saving these two bars” Me: Ah, for you to eat “For decoration” Me: That’s a huge plot twist
He'll be eating that cookie in the end so you're not exactly wrong.
i thought the same thing too lmao
Lol.Can you help me with a subscribe please
@@killandlaugh1286 No.
😂😂
Mom: “Dont make them to big, itll go into the other cookies” alvin: “i have a solution”
Literally everytime I make cookies it does this I need help 😅
@@SpikyAHOfficial stfu
@@yusuffowler2609 ?
@@SpikyAHOfficial I don’t like you man
@@yusuffowler2609 what did I do
looks so good love your videos alvin❤️ they’re so relaxing and fun to watch
I agree.
God bless everyone who reads this
Most of this whole vid: "I'm going to use my hands"
bro he says it 2 times chill
@@maluverao ITS CALLED A JOKE HAVE Y HEARD OF ONE?
@@moisesrodriguez2950 a joke still has to make sense tho
@@johndavies7669 ok it does and look at my likes so
@AnimeOnline 791 lol
I think the catchphrase for this episode is: “I’m gonna use my hands”
Underrated way underrated
*Oh this feels so niice!* 🤤🥴
PLEASE I NEED the full recipe for this! I want to make this SOO bad
I have actually made this much dough before. It’s fun!
nobody: absolutely nobody: alvin mimicking egg sounds: bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop
he does that like every time he uses eggs too lol...part of the reason why I love his videos
I love it when he does that 😂
That's why santa is still curvy (No shaming intended)
Santa be THICC
Santa is super fat. (much shaming intended)
Santa is fat
@MrCactus ikr its santa everyone knows
yall already know yall aint getting presents this year LMAO
It's been a year since this came out, but I want it so BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
alvin: if there was a candle that smelt like this I would spend a lot of money. ten seconds later: WHERE IS THE BROWN SUGAR AND BUTTER
"You can't have a giant cookie without BIG MILK" -Alvin 2020
Trueeee
literally watching all of the tasty videos make me hungry
It’s literally just a cookie cake I WANT IT
"Is there anything like Too much Chocolate , i dont think so" I loved that part... absolutely correct. Choclate is heaven 😂😂😂
Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE Beasst
Yep chocolate is heaven
"if there's a candle that smells like this I'll spend a lot of money" somebody please get him the candle 😭😭
Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE Beasst
@@starduststudios5671 uhhhhhhhhhh wrong video I think?
@@starduststudios5671 👁👄👁
@@a-yona lol that made me laugh
@@starduststudios5671 um... vaccines aren’t the Mark of the beast tho???
these videos are so comforting for what
It's ok 😂 Alvin your Santa clause is fantastic and merry Christmas
Me: *in bed after eating breakfast* Alvin: *posts this* Me: *Heads back to the kitchen to get cookies*
Always so true.
Love it
Thanks.
Me: had my dinner and now I'm again hungry.
Alvin pretending like he's the santa claus is the most wholesome thing ever🥺
Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE Beasst
Nothing see here guys just Alvin in a santa hat.
I'm literally eating a chocolate cookie right now that I made with this recipe...
Nobody: Me: does Lindsay really have a Harry Styles frame on the back of the wall
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)
@@WebbyLinster give it to me for a Christmas gift
@@scoe2708 yes
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED OMG
@@WebbyLinster GWATHS SIGNED ?? BY HARRY STYLES NDKKWWW
“It’s like liquid gold” More like, liquid diabetes
u mean 'liquid cholesterol'
That’s how you know it’s gold. It ain’t good if it don’t give you diabetes
heh ya!
Nope its liquid fat
And a syrup to make you bypass your heart
7:13 I think Santa clause is a baker! 👨🍳🎅
6:52 the fact that he turned off the light and went to go dress up as Santa is mad funny and Santa isn’t really skinny lmao
“How to feel ri$h?” Nobody: Alvin: “Melt ten sticks of butter!!!”
HAHAHAHAA
tru
Alvin melts butter "I feel rich"
Y’all still waiting for the Cookie Monster? No? Just me?
The Santa impression was the best you cannot make me change my mind
Alvin, “lemme use my hands” Me, “that’s what she said”
Ew.
Dude..🤢
I swear they should release us out of Quarantine now...
are we ever gonna get over this joke lol
I miss wholesome jokes 😭
Alvin sounds like he's been planning this for a while.
Lmao yes. Can you help me with a subscribe, please?
@@killandlaugh1286 no,loser.
Yea ig
@@keiramullahy9829 Oh come on
@@timetraveler9518 No.