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Can't we separate the art from the artist? The music is STILL quality art regardless.
The lyrics were really good tho. No denying that.
it had to happen. We'd never get The Accomplices' "We Got Away With It!" if it didn't happen. It's like Cobain/Foo Fighters all over again, but you know with zoophilia instead of suicide.
I say of course we do(n't)
hey I mean I still love Woody Allen's movies
The more pertinent question is can we finally separate the DOGS from the artist?
I never thought he had it in him... I thought the lyrics were art, not a blatant admission of guilt
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What about the lyrics seem like an admission of guilt? Idgi
@@LangstonDev in steven’s song “I make sex and babies with dogs” he states “I experimented but not in a weird way but now it’s 4 weeks later and I have 3 human-dog hybrids due on Monday” which I thought was post irony thing, but sadly it wasn’t
You're going to america jail for that pal, not Canada jail
He did have it in him. Almost like Elon Musk. But a red rocket
I STILL can’t believe we get to watch Joel’s content for free.
I first read this comment as "I STILL can't believe we have to watch Joel's content for free." And it made me laugh so much.
@@Dave_the_Dave I STILL know what you did last summer.
@@Dave_the_Dave Getting paid for watching his content, would be living the dream
you pay with your mental health tho
I think he's done alright financially but the guy deserves Hollywood income. Another Day in Paradise was hilarious and they all seem to genuinely enjoy their work. I'm jealous but not envious, I want good things for Joel and his friends, they deserve it.
The band mouthing "Im gonna...get away with it." while also feigning innocence is beyond funny.
And then the new album title “We Got Away With It”
joel this is so fucking funny
Whoah I searched by new and it’s drew golden 40 seconds ago. I too think it’s so fucking funny I guess we are spiritual Gemini twins
George Gooden
Former NBA journeyman forward Drew Gooden, I loved your single patch of hair look.
Oh hey look it's Drew Gooden.
Crimes are no laughing matter
I've been listening to zoophilia for a while. Their first album titled "Peanut butter spread on my junk so dogs will lick it" Was absolutely groundbreaking and changed music forever. Can't believe this is actually happening.
"Fuck a Duck" is the greatest song of all time. You can't change my mind.
@@rickswordfire4774 Lmao, I'm reminded of that voice actress that did a "sex with ducks" music video and then went on to work on DuckTales reboot.
@@rickswordfire4774 bro… “Swans Have The Best Head” had me in tears😞
“Red rocket” is at least in their top five best songs
I liked the more exotic songs like "its not gay, she's just a female Spotted Hyena", "Let me teach you why this octopus has 9 Limbs", "You're gonna love dolphin dicks in your ass" and "Erect snails can be up to 50% penis by volume"
Joel really screwed the pooch on this one.
I love how Joel puts these specific sunglasses in whenever he plays a creep.
The dead serious minute-long build up made the joke hit so hard lmao, brilliant
I mean what's the joke? If it were paedophilia instead of animal abuse I don't think you'd be laughing. Zoophiles aren't wrong because it's yucky, it's wrong because it victimizes someone. Jfc joel
@@introprospector You should go outside
And then the three minute punchline
@@introprospector don't tell me what I would laugh at you don't know me
@@introprospector kid are not the same thing as animals
Thank god the rest of the band is holding up despite the terrible news. If you're looking to support the band through it all I'd highly recommend the drummers dog grooming service. Excellent professional service.
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZhead. I already make a lot of money on KZhead. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, rala
I was going to like, but you're at 69. I don't want to ruin art.
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@@AxxLAfriku stick with school because you definitely need it.
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People like this are really good at hiding their acts. They never boast about it, so there are no signs the people around them could pick up on. Much love to his band mates, they seem like good guys.
We can’t falsely assume these “allegations”. What REAL evidence of motive do we even have
"I got a poodle man, suckin on my noodle man" Poetry. I'm fully shocked and shook to think that this genius song writer has been accused of such atrocities. If only we could have seen this coming, I guess you never really know someone.
That man, man combo is just too much to handle 🥺
When I see a Doberman, it’s over, man 🔥🔥 he would have got the XXL Freshman
And then he got Doberman in there. I was chewing and almost chocked to death.
Timestamp pls
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The reveal that the band name was "Zoophilia" was the hardest I've laughed in a while. Outstanding comedic writing.
Even better was the ex band mates new band.
I don’t see what is funny about dog groomers. Your comment really screwed the pooch.
This is like the time I found out my local barber was arrested for selling drugs. I never knew he cut hair.
I live in Boise, and this video popped up in my “local news” section 🤣🤣
Those ridiculous tiny orange shades are the best character in this short.
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@@26mic24 oh thats great ....good for you young man
@@26mic24 theyre not that good
I wish I could actually find a pair like that so I could get prescription lenses in em lol
Small sunglasses are like farts
Boise, Idaho is the perfect place for someone like Steven.
Thankyou Kevin
Thank you for appreciating our music scene
Know what I ain't never been to Boise but I bet them city slickin, heroin shooting, never seen a damn pinto bean come outta the ground son's a bitches fuck dogs. Real talk tho Idaho got them horse girls...
As an idaho resident this song would fit for some of the back country idaho residents.... lmfao
@@micahjestep fuck man we really got that many dog fuckers? Send em to the rez to take care of them feral packs. No in all seriousness I hope to God we don't got no dog fuckers. I can deal with the usual degeneracy that occurs when you get a couple thousand people in one place but that's too much. Why can't we go back to the normal kinds of crime?
"I'm gonna..get away with it." A true go getter
"I'm gonna get away with it" while staring into the camera absolutely slayed me 😂
This is heartbreaking, I mean “Confessions of a Dog Fucker” helped me and my father to mend our relationship.
Same here. We played that song at grandmas funeral...and our cocker spaniels. I can't help but feel there was another meaning to the song now.
This is the best fucking comment on KZhead.
The face Joel made singing "I'm gonna... get away with it" chilled me to my very core.
it is a very cool face
It's so obvious in retrospect...
@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 nahh man Joel was totally framed
@@EnclaveSgt literally shaking and crying rn
1:27 The pull down of the glasses got me
I love how his backstory is fleshed out more in the comments, great to see such a creative community.
This is so unexpected. I can't believe he would do that to animals. He loved his pets so much, like SO much... wait a minute...
Says the "goat on a """stick""""
@@blubfush9376 yeah wtf
@@docchicken245 We feed our dogs and cats chicken, doc.. oO
@@lonewretch that's terrible news
@@docchicken245 Not to our dogs and cats. Covid you see, pet food shortages. One frozen chook, boiled or baked... damn things eat better than I do.. Oo Thank you for your service, though !! ;)
sad to hear but the next album is gonna be so terrificly raw and emotional
Ur hereee
"Dolphins Turn me On" and "Kangaroo Erections" are already instant classics. Sucks Steve isn't in the band anymore.
nice ushanka
Cyranek :O
@@GordonSlamsay personal, I thought “Cat Orgy” was the best track on the album, but each their own.
I think the thing that really makes Joel's style stand out is just how bloody long the punchline is. Like usually jokes build up to a punchline and it's done but Joel's punchlines are twice as long as the joke itself.
A month later I can’t get this song out of my head. Not even a joke, I was singing it in the shower the other day. Of course the sketch is great but to write a funny bad song that’s also good is such a feat. You’re up there with Tim Heidecker’s award winning band Dekkar in terms of writing bad songs that you can’t forget.
As a native Boisean, this breaks my heart. Zoophilia was really starting to take off here. Their live shows are incredible. Peace and love to the rest of the band. Stay strong!
as another Boisean, I cannot agree more. Also your name sounds extremely familiar. I'm pretty sure we went to the same elementary school or something. You didn't graduate 2010 by chance, did you? And yes it's a small city for anyone wondering...
Holy shit! Nate is that really you? We went to highschool in Boise together man. I haven't seen you since we were in that holding cell after we set Mrs. Peterson's house on fire. Those were the good old days in Boise, Idaho.
@@_DMNO_ as a native Idahoan I can say we DO in fact do a lil arson 😁
@Jon Bowman yooo! Jon! Small world! Glad to see another Zoophilia fan in Boise. @Kronos ah, the good ol days. Glad we both made it out of that cell.
This reply thread lmao
I swear his lyric "I got a poodle man, suckin on my noodle man" literally saved my life. To think he could've been capable of something like this... man.
Totally came out of left field. The last person I would have suspected.
Since the twilight of the Onion, I believe you carry the torch of good quality, self-conscious satire, Joel.
The song is honestly pretty good.
Absolutely shocking. The wholesome lyrics painted a completely different picture.
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@@26mic24 lame spam
Lolllll what lyrics were you listening to??? Wholesale??
I ment wholesome
@@deadskrillaskrit2078 They're obviously joking, look at the whole comment section. Also, you can edit comments.
Shocking news to all of us. It’s hard to believe he kept this so well hidden. There were no red flags whatsoever that would have suggested this was going on.
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A lot of red rockets, but no red flags.
It's a shocker. Why are the most gifted always the most tortured?
I’ve been thinking about this short since it came out, and I genuinely don’t think I can name a better example of translating the power of an A+ Onion article into cinematic language.
😂😂😂 “I’m gonna, get away with it”
When my entire family including my extended family drowned in a piece of rain, all I could do was put Zoophilia on repeat. The lyrics and emotion of "Does Having Sex With Boy Dogs Mean I'm Gay" became part of my daily drive to work to let all the pain out before my 9-hour shifts.
Drowned in a piece of rain lmao
@Arcanecide it happened to my grandma too. Got damn piece of rain got her
its only gay if you ride the red rocket
Just be glad it wasn't the whole rain drop!
Damn bro. My condolences. I lost a few people who got into a crash with earth. But I can't imagine losing my whole family.
As horrible and sick as this news is, S*x With Dogs is still an absolute classic track.
I know write
The Accomplices - We Got Away With It... Lmao, I’m dead
I wish this wasn't so on the nose, but it happens every day. People straight up tell you who they are and what they plan to do and then people act surprised when they do it.
That's so true. People can be like that and it crushes me. I really want to open up about it, but I'm busy right now because I'm about to watch an anime about girls with breasts the size of their head and probably masturbate.
Man even when people actually GET alarmed and go to the cops or the FBI, half the time they won't act on it.
Like the Cannibal Corpse guitarist with80 guns and skulls in his house. Or gangsta rappers who are criminal.
They keep asking us if we can keep the art & the artist separate… but have they ever considered if we really _should?_
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Lmao
I mean, dogs were his art.
I think the fame and success got to him, as well as the pressure to create and live up to the expectations of his fans and bandmates. Hopefully they'll just sentence that damaged soul to therapy so he can return to write his beautiful ballads
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I think he was set up. It just doesn't add up.
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I've heard he's going to do his rehab in an animal shelter. That's such a healing environment and probably inspiring.
2:51 best bar
It's Okay To Leave Your Dog In A Hot Car (Nothing Bad Will Happen) type beat
This is un-ironically the deepest Joel Haver video I've ever scene. Every week one of the entertainers I follow gets busted for something scandalous and looking back it seems pretty obvious. Thanks for the smart video.
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can't wait for Joel's second apology video!
@Caleb OKAY accurate, unfortunately.
@Caleb OKAY I think it's a people in general thing. Plenty of people do stupid or weird or bad things who aren't famous. It just isn't newsworthy. But when a celeb is busted it makes the front page.
@Caleb OKAY Depends on what you get famous for
i’m rly happy the rest of the band clearly hasn’t done anything wrong
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@@26mic24 no u don’t
Yeah, they're the real victims in all of this.
their diss track on "we got away with it" against joel was proof if you ask me.
Especially not the drummer. They were all innocent, but it was especially clear that the drummer would never do such a thing
This was the favorite video of a good friend of mine, he would watch it all the time and show it to everyone, always saying how relatable it is. I really miss him, he went to jail for molesting dogs, really shocking stuff, no one saw it coming....
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This is so apalling. I was really looking foward to Zoophilia spreading across the country.
Of the top ten underrated comments on KZhead, this is definitely in the vicinity 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent rebranding for the band. I see a bright and jail free future for those talented musicians.
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@@26mic24 I bet you do. Good for you stranger
@@26mic24 hey guys, this dude here makes entertaining videos too
This is clearly a fucking hit piece. One of my favourite artists and they have clearly edited these clips together to make the music sound more salacious than it actually is. But that's modern media for you. Disgusting leeches. Anyway the album Peanut Butter Phallus will always have a special place in my heart
I revisit this video every few months because it is one of Joel's most clever videos - the early twist, the music, the bandmates - it's all so great
"I'm gonna, get away with it" is the funniest thing in the world
Them rebranding with the band name "the accomplices" and a title track "we got away with it" is honestly the kind of genius move OJ Simpson literally did in real life
Steven…. Come home.
When the rest of the band rebranded to The Accomplices and their first album was We Got Away With It. Perfect.
I saw the thumbnail and was confused until I saw who uploaded it lol
I can't believe it. I'm literally shaking and crying rn.
Are you a dog?
How aggressive it gets at 2:30 is so fricken hilarious
"Pretty please"
"Sexy long tail and I know where to tuck it"
This song is better than most artists' whole discography.
i am from boise and thought this was legit news for a second
Haha same here!
It takes a lot of courage to make a skit this insane, with your name and face attached to it. The things this man does in the name of comedy.
You mean, insano style?
@@gwengus2310 is that like insaneo style?
@@burntupretardporn 😭
The turtle part at the end killed me 😂
I've got a weird confession, but uhmm - I'm pretty sure I accidentally seen that video too. If I'd have known it was *REAL* and that Joel was involved in anyway I swear I would've clicked right past it - I don't know why I clicked on it, I think the thumbnail was something different but now I lie awake some nights with the cold realization that I've been watching some twisted snuff film from Joels hard drives and that he's out there somewhere taking pleasure knowing that myself and others are accidentally taking part in his horrific crimes.
@@_Aemse it’s okay dude. What happened to you was purely by accident and does not reflect you as a person at all. Those videos, when used correctly, are educational and sometimes humorous but as long as you feel no sexual desire towards the animals yourself, everything will be alright. Steven Everett however, despite his awe inspiring songwriting and musical genius, took pleasure in watching animals mate and that is not okay. Next time just be careful about the videos you click on if you find some subjects disturbing and I hope you feel better now. Stay strong buddy 👍
Aaah
@@_Aemse Ozzy man had it in one of his videos, it's absolutely frightening to watch 19 times in a row.
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This is one of the best sketch writing that I ever saw man, just brilliant!
The mugshot should be a poster or a shirt.
This is heartbreaking! His songs were only about loving and caring. I wonder when did he change
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I've been going through his discography and I think it was sometime between "daddy milk chihuahua" and "sodomize the schnauzer." He starts to sound a little more depressed in the later album. Mostly a subtle change in his voice.
Damn I can't believe Steven went INSANEO STYLE on those animals
There were literally NO signs. I feel for the bandmates. I hope they'll find a way to go on keep the legend of the band alive. They really had something special there. I think I speak for everybody when I say we all feel betrayed right now. I don't normally kink shame, but shame on you Joel Haver. How could you DO all of us like that??? We looked UP to you man. My faith in the world is shattered now. I hope you're happy.
Ah, another Tuesday. Time to watch “Animal predator busted in Boise”
I'm so happy they finally arrested Stephen. My name is Carla Fong. I am a moderator on an online forum devoted primarily to traveling places by bus. Stephen would come on our forum over and over and leave really strange aggressive and annoying comments to the other members. He would always get into arguments with other members about how much he enjoyed riding on a Greyhound. He was adamant that no one on the planet enjoyed riding a Greyhound more than he did. He seemed to take great joy and pride that afterwhile became really weird. Any time a member would talk about how they rode on the Greyhound bus he would have to comment about it in a very strange way. He was such a nasty annoying little man. We eventually had to ban him when he said he was going to drive over to someone's house in his Volkswagen rabbit and confront someone. Finally, our long bus transportation forum nightmare is over.
XD thank you for this
@@judyhopps9380 Judy, you are more than welcome but it's really all Joel's fault. Have a happy Easter.
OMG you had a problem with this man as well? He was commenting any chance he could about the Pit Bull Express. I have to admit, I have never seen so much DISTASTE for a child's ride that loops our amusement park, but he sure had a LOT to say. He would always get so mad, we always thought he had a bad time with one of our operators... Once the news got out, we were so relieved to see that this man had finally been halted, but my only thought now is "when he's free again, will he come back or go to other children rides and make trouble there..?"
I remember that guy. He was always bragging about his Mustang . He would say his Mustang had alot of junk in the trunk and he loved getting all up inside it. I thought that was weird especially since I never saw him driving a car and he really smelled bad. His pants were always really greasy in the front and honestly smelled like crap.
Holy shit this is funny
Love this subtle hint at how some pop mucicians have sexist lyrics in their songs, and "oh no, they beat their wife and cheat? If there was just a sign"
1:59 HOW DOES THAT SOUND SO GOOD FFS
I am absolutely shocked that the man behind these lovely family-friendly ditties is such a pervert
This is the best piece of news to come out of Boise in the last 5 years.
This is the only thing I've heard about Boise in 5 years
What a truly heinous crime. I can’t believe he could betray his friends and family this way. I knew him in highschool growing up. It was really inspiring hearing him talk about his aspirations as a musician. He seemed REALLY into it. It was the only thing he cared about in school. He’d always be writing his lyrics instead of taking notes in class, and I really thought everything paid off when his band went big. He inspired me to follow my own heart working on cars. Taking them apart and seeing them naked and raw. Really getting into their guts and going places no other mechanic would dare to go. I fix cars better than anybody else in the entire state now… but my dreams are soured knowing the truth.
That last paragraph feels so violating. I'm gonna go make sure my car's locked now.
How can i contact with you ? I'm a machinenist also, I have a car and she's dirty, I want you to wash her, clean her pipes, fueled her gas tank and ride her with me
he ws fucking heinous to?!?
Hey, uh... can I watch you fix my car? I'll pay well to be able to watch from a dark corner in my garage as you get really down and dirty with my Honda Civic.
@@_DMNO_ Kay but only if my wife can sit there with you.
This is exactly like listening to R. Kelly's old music
I was so high I actually thought this was an actual news article, worst part is I wasnt even suprised.
That Thumbnail paired with the word Predator scared the crap outa me. then I say the uploader and had a HUGE sigh of relief. Still shocked that there was no signs about this animal predator beforehand though. Crazy what musicians do these days.
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@@26mic24 s h u t
@@26mic24 you're a clone channel who hasn't uploaded anything
@@megaturtle9547 spam channels are out of control on KZhead
@@user-vi4xy1jw7e i'm honestly surprised this platform is still alive
This revelation 2 weeks after Alex "5 Finger Discount" Jackson, the lead singer for the band "We Steal Things" was arrested for shoplifting. It's like I don't know what to expect from anyone anymore 😔
My favorite love ballad is "A Gopher to Blow For". Such a beautiful and tragic song. Second only to "Diggin' in a Mole Hole".
The cop shielding his eyes 😂
Fell in love with the song "Red Rocket", definitely thought it was weird he could fit a spaceship in his mouth, absolutely gutted to hear this :(
Remember guys. Sometimes we can, should, and must separate the art from the artist. And his art was beautiful. What a shame this all is.
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@@26mic24 You must've replied to the wrong comment cus this guy sure as hell didn't ask.
This was very much needed today guys! Thank you for the goofiness!
Man, I remember when my ex-girlfriend and I broke up, the only thing that helped me move on was listening to "Strawberry Jam Doesn't Just Go on Toast" on loop. Some people say you have to separate the art from the artist, but it's hard when you practically owe them your life. At least we have The Accomplices. I hope they help others as much as Zoophilia helped me back in the day.
Well officer, technically she's 21 in dog years
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@@26mic24 I didn't laugh sorry
@@26mic24 lol if you have to ask others to watch your vids then they’re not funny
Holy shit. The editing on the rap was fucking great. "I know where to tuck it-"
For a split second, I thought the girlfriend being interviewed was the rabbit
it was that was just a translator
I feel like that end joke with Molly and the turtle noises is going underappreciated.
I scanned the comments just to find appreciation! It’s my favorite part, the editing of her first doing the sound then the real sound and clip mixed in is perfect!
Given what the band's about, I really don't see why he would do this... I'm shaking and crying so much rn
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This whole thing me just has me realizing-Joel could literally commit any crime and I would think it’s just a bit.
He did film himself murdering other youtubers.
The fact though I often go where he hangs out freaks me out and I cant believe he also is close to where I live
Man, it's like, I don't know who to trust anymore! First Doug "Dog" Rapiere from the band Sexy Animals and now Steven Everett?? How many musicians are going to get away with these heinous crimes? It's awful to think about how long Steven was doing all of this without anyone knowing. He was so good at hiding it. Thank god the rest of the band is doing so well, and I honestly want to thank them for being such amazing people. It's comforting to know that at least they are good people. I really *really* related to their music and it made me feel seen, specifically the song "My dog likes it ruff". Well anyways now I'm rambling. I guess I'll leave at this: Sending so much love to the band and their healing during this time, and fuck Steven!
Molly absolutely nailed the newscaster voice. That was spot on!
Everyone’s gangsta until your fans pressure you to add all this to Spotify under your name
I've watched this like five times, I think it's your best video.
This is some of your best work, mate.
Going back and listening to some of the lyrics after this news, its sick. There's some particularly insidious lines that until you see Steven for who he really is, you would think none the wiser. The song "I literally bone dogs with my erect member at the daycare every weekend" has some pretty distinct yet subtle references to what he got up to.
Hey, I know this is a tough time for us fans, and it's understandable to go down a rabbit hole of self blame and retroactively looking for signs -But I honestly think you're reading to much into it.
Nah, you're reading too much into it. This is clearly referring to how he gives dogs a bone (meaning he cares for them), that he's a member of the doggy day care, and that he stands tall, proud, and erect as a true animal lover. It can't possibly be related to bestiality.
Hindsight is 20/20 my friend, theres no way we could have known that he fucks dogs
I’m shaking and crying this is truly one of humanities’ darkest days.
Maybe it went over my head but in case you're being serious I just hope you know none of this is real. It's just for laughs.
One of my favorite videos on this channel
I haven't laughed at a video this hard in a long while. Amazing work. What a buildup!