imagine being an eldritch god and dying to a diseased boi and his harem of failed medical students
@vietnamflashback88555 жыл бұрын
Harem is power. Harem is life
@ranaoblivious21223 жыл бұрын
The plague doctors are women?
@babasunadebalba90253 жыл бұрын
@@babasunadebalba9025 yes it surprised me too
@vietnamflashback88553 жыл бұрын
@@babasunadebalba9025 Always has been. See the boobs?
@ranaoblivious21223 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a harem of failed medical students...just don't let them operate on me.
@mahiganti3 жыл бұрын
Darkest Dungeon the game that forces you to fight bullshit with more bullshit
@tsarzamancorpdna7 жыл бұрын
this is so true its funny
@tokitsuukaze61587 жыл бұрын
Renz F the best way to fight bullshit
@Kazuhira22496 жыл бұрын
"To fight the bullshit, one must know it."
@anamap2 ай бұрын
Kills final boss in one strike, recovers 4 stress. That's what life with depression/anxiety is like.
@seraphcreed8406 жыл бұрын
riplip Damn, you salty as hell.
@art-cs6us6 жыл бұрын
I think you missed the point of this comment
@10mei725 жыл бұрын
just want to safekeep this comment for.. i am not sure for whom, since i wont have kids and will die in a young age ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Otto-Webb5 жыл бұрын
That's no excuse, get out there and do something. We all suffer.
@SapSapirot5 жыл бұрын
Rain in the forest...
@AnakinTheWeird4 жыл бұрын
To defeat the abyss, one must get really angry and snort a lot of drugs.
@DuckieMcduck8 жыл бұрын
You, sir, have slayed me.
@furioussherman72657 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, to fight the abyss, one must obtain the mother of all leprosy.
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
the plague trifecta!
@ffejpsycho7 жыл бұрын
Why did I get a notification that this was posted 2 minutes ago.
@THEREALSPARTAN7 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the world of pharmacology, _bitch_."
@TheNumberFives7 жыл бұрын
(I stop to open my calculator) That's when you know shit is about to go down
@RareSpottedGamer7 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the leper pulling the calculator and saying "b**h I have math, drugs and a reaally big sword you honestly think your going to win"
@Dark_pun_Dealer7 жыл бұрын
cocaine's a helluva drug.
@ffejpsycho7 жыл бұрын
"This is it... the Day that I was told by my teachers.. the freakin' day where maths would save the world !" [ Play "Rules of Nature" , smite the demon , win the internet ]
@sirjazz57767 жыл бұрын
*Plays Legacy of Rome from Crusader Kings 2 as that motherfucking goddamn legend of a leper returns to the surface*
@mattaffenit98986 жыл бұрын
How to kill the elder gods: Step 1- Get *high as fucking balls* Step 2- Slash
@Chinelin7 жыл бұрын
That acutally could even work. I mean they tend to f*ck with your mind but if you are tripping balls on galactic scale? Yeah good luck in f*cking that brain up. Or survive that greatsword that is about to get shoved up your ass so far you´ll see it shining out of the ears.
@Darknessblade4me6 жыл бұрын
Here's the relevant quote from the "Old Man Henderson" story (which is very much relevant itself): "So he's at the office, and he meets Jim, asks him to pass along the info to Al, and then snags the scrap of the Necronomicron on the way out the door saying he needed paper. Jim failed his spot to notice which sheet he took. The GM fudged it, probably assuming Henderson was going to read it and he could kill him off via San-damage. Boy howdy, was he wrong. So Henderson shows up to the dance in his usual attire, slightly less scruffy than usual, and volunteers to sit outside and make sure punks from the other schools didn't try and gate-crash the party. The more 'proper' people were glad to keep him out, since that meant he wouldn't be able to corrupt the youth. Henderson was glad because there was no way they'd let him smoke the monster blunt he just rolled inside. I then realized, as he lit an 'atomica', as he called it (a blunt roughly the size of a cuban cigar), that there was currently only one piece of paper on his person. As soon as I found out where he was IC, I went to the school to try and prevent the inevitable. Meanwhile, Jimmy (the jock) was sitting outside, sad because his girlfriend didn't come because she was too busy being a crazy cultist. Henderson decides to introduce him to the wonderful world of substance abuse, and like a bro passes the blunt. To be totally honest, I'm surprised this moment didn't make the original story, since smoking the giant book of Bad Juju was the best thing to ever happen on accident. So Jimmy took a hit, and totally failed every check the GM sent his way. He saw Jesus, and then Jesus turned into a giant squid thing. In the deep distance, the Weed softened the blow by masking everything behind a cartoon-ey after-glow. So imagine for a moment watching Elmer Fudd scream 'Cthulhu fhtagn' and shoot Daffy in the face. Only instead of a fucked up beak and a muttering of 'this means war', he screams 'HE COMES!" and tentacles rip out of his form to molest wildlife." Story itself - 1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
@caav566 жыл бұрын
caav56 HOLY FUCK HENDERSON THAT'S WHO THE LEPER IS A PAST LIFE OF HENDERSON
@Leet-iz2fz6 жыл бұрын
Developers: To defeat the final boss, you must sacrifice half of your party. This is metaphorical for the inevitability of... Leper: "R A I N I N T H E F O R E S T"
@jeremiasastorga83994 жыл бұрын
The absolute nerve to both shit on the game's message, kill a god, and do it all through a combination of drugs and luck, and then to say "rain in a forest" as if this were Tuesday for you... It's fucking inspiring.
@Resi1ience6 ай бұрын
EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY
@kingdolani8 жыл бұрын
"A SINGULAR STRIKE!"
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
But don't forget, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
@colbylaing65327 жыл бұрын
And removal of the heart is a very quick and bold-faced killer. I prefer the direct approach anyway.
@lilwyvern47 жыл бұрын
DESTROYED/DECIMATED are my favourite two. BACK TO THE PIT is a close 3rd.
@Tyrael027 жыл бұрын
"Man literally too angry to die"
@MrSzymonix6 жыл бұрын
Too high
@sashagrey29846 жыл бұрын
Too peaceful
@gadellomagnollo18105 жыл бұрын
Sums up the entirety of the frontline.
@PhantomUmbreon4 жыл бұрын
No... man literally too kind to let his teammates die.
@user-co3uc8vt7e Жыл бұрын
173crit damn son, you didn't just stare into the abyss, you leered at it through a cold steel mask with the diseased eyes of a man with nothing left to lose, and cleaved it in twain with one empowered swing of a mortal blade.
@TokiRoMorbii8 жыл бұрын
The hardest fights are with a man with nothing left to lose, he cannot be guilted to swing weaker, he cannot show remorse. And he will Show. No. Mercy.
@maevelorelei10567 жыл бұрын
Gonna need a short story about this, for an alternate ending.
@timcronic23417 жыл бұрын
He could not fail. For even death ran in fear. ~
@Razor48847 жыл бұрын
there is nothing mortal about that leper..... he's like Mr. Burns, he's got all the diseases so it's like a traffic jam them all trying to infect him. All he get's are the sweet inhuman buffs... triple digit heart-rate, complete lack of tactile sensitivity, and the delerium! my god the delerium!
@ffejpsycho7 жыл бұрын
the 'abyss' LUL
@okilol55997 жыл бұрын
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
@klumpos7 жыл бұрын
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
@Leafia_Barrett6 жыл бұрын
A DECISIVE BLOW!!!!!!
@samwinn98696 жыл бұрын
Destroy. Them. All.
@saintoad46186 жыл бұрын
A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
@Ahreta6 жыл бұрын
OBLITERATED!
@Butzebaer6 жыл бұрын
A singular strike!
@user-rb3yx1bf6g8 жыл бұрын
The mother of all crits
@ExcaliburForge7 жыл бұрын
"The ground quakes!"
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
OBLITERATED! ~
@augustodepaiva14117 жыл бұрын
***** *prodigious *dissuade
@ExcaliburForge7 жыл бұрын
+ExcaliburForge right? Smh
@andrewculross94217 жыл бұрын
So apparently it's possible to get so high on drugs that you become immune to lovecraftian beings and their powers. Well if I ever had to go some dark creepy place ruled by otherworldly horrors, I know what I'm bringing.
@Stormraider8217 жыл бұрын
Well you're going to need to catch leprosy first.
@THEREALSPARTAN7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to be a fallen leader of a religious cult with a bronze face mask and armor. Oh, and a broken Executioner's Sword.
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
Religious cult? Fallen leader? Eh? Leper is supposedly a ruler or noble who caught leprosy. He thereby exiled himself.
@EmperorGray7 жыл бұрын
Gurekie We all have our theories, same with opinions so let's try not to make this into an argument, c: just sharing what I think. I say since the Leper's religious, and based on the comic, he once was praised (kinda like a bishop or a priest) all around his kingdom for spreading the word of god or some religious crap, but he then fled his kingdom to find better things to do with the little time he has left in his life, so he traveled to the hamlet in pursuit of casting out the darkness from within it. And from there on out he just devotes his life to you and helping the people of the darkest estate drive the creatures and brigands away.
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Power that's all pure fan fiction bro, you have nothing to back that up with
@andrewculross94217 жыл бұрын
"I stop to go open my calculator." A good sign that you are emotionally invested in winning is when you are willing to use arithmetic in a game lol.
@operationmeh8 жыл бұрын
Being emotionally invested in winning does not ever help you win. Especially in this game, but in life as well...
@Zbyhonj8 жыл бұрын
That was very edgy.
@peanutinc.76707 жыл бұрын
whoa.... i know kung-fu...
@ffejpsycho7 жыл бұрын
Eh, I know it is an exaggeration :D especially in fighting, as ffejpsycho said. It's just that emotions are overrated.
@Zbyhonj7 жыл бұрын
Zbyhonj ; ) oh yeah... was just havin some fun too
@ffejpsycho7 жыл бұрын
You stared into the face of a god, a creator and destroyer. You looked him in the eyes that have caused minds to break and souls to rend, and you found him... lacking.
@DinsRune6 жыл бұрын
"Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade" said by the godamn oldman.
@billylukito55225 жыл бұрын
@@billylukito5522 Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
@DinsRune Жыл бұрын
Technically this isn't a full-formed god by the point you fight him. When it is "born" for real (when you fail to finish the game in 100 days or get too much heroes killed), you get instant gameover because it's not defeatable.
@maxpavlovsky Жыл бұрын
@@maxpavlovsky There's a time limit?!
@dakotasan871911 ай бұрын
@@dakotasan8719 on hardest difficulty (which is canon as mentioned by ancestor in the first mission of DD)
@maxpavlovsky11 ай бұрын
*"Come Unto... Your Maker..."* *173 crit swing* *"Or, or not. You know, I can just... I think I'm just gonna go now... S-sorry to bother you..."*
@Ouroboros6197 жыл бұрын
The heart of darkness was like "oh man, I have to leave before I get trapped in the gravitational pull of this mans MASSIVE balls!"
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
"Rain in the forest." That's badass
@xNealus7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, fuckin' epic quote. I'll try to use that if I ever achieve that kind of awesomeness.
@victorhugovaldezsoto7 жыл бұрын
what does that means actually
@unhommequicourt5 жыл бұрын
Spare the others, I'm ready.
@FACM.5 жыл бұрын
hey please what does "rain in the forest" mean? I have no clue. When i search that sentence on google i just find videos with rain sound asmr-like lol
@unhommequicourt5 жыл бұрын
@@unhommequicourt It likely refers to the shower of blood that follows that massive hit, like a rain shower.
@ZKP3145 жыл бұрын
He had 172 health, he instakills at 170, and you did 173. I have a sneaking feeling that the developers intended for this to be possible.
@pepper99ish8 жыл бұрын
I imagine the look on their faces when this happens. And then someone said: _"Told ya so!"_
@NicoTheCinderace7 жыл бұрын
Let this be a lesson to all: Even if the powers that be themselves state otherwise, NOTHING is impossible. Astronomically improbable, certainly. Impossible? FUCK NO!
@lilwyvern47 жыл бұрын
but is it possible to beat watch for rolling rocks in 0 a presses
@toafloast18837 жыл бұрын
It's not Possible! No, it's necessary.
@gerstensaft29367 жыл бұрын
Inb4 the devs patch this to actually make it impossible.
@michealhoffstater98106 жыл бұрын
I like how casually the Leper says "Rain in the forest", after he literally KILLS GOD.
@thekinginyellow77776 жыл бұрын
"Come unto your maker" can be fought! IT CAN BE BEATEN!
@ShasOSwoll7 жыл бұрын
But that makes the game worse for it. Here hoping for DD 2!
@firetarrasque46677 жыл бұрын
Being able to defeat death is not some newly written prose. "Death Be Not Proud", written in 1609. "And death shall be no more, Death, thou shalt die." It certainly doesn't make a game worse. It brings hope into a dark world. Go forth, mighty leper. Show that thing what a lowly man can do.
@ThunderPaladin6 жыл бұрын
It should be like "NOPE unto your maker"
@piotrnapora58106 жыл бұрын
I lost my favorite hero to this fucker the first time I played.
@Swordsoulreaver5 жыл бұрын
“Or is it merely a trick of the light?”
@Legoman7755 жыл бұрын
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
@williampipoly10697 жыл бұрын
So this is how Berserk is going to end..
@IPFreelly6047 жыл бұрын
With Guts high as fuck?
@MrAzulmagia7 жыл бұрын
Arrogant Sky High on distilled behelits.
@IPFreelly6047 жыл бұрын
Yea, he slams the dragonslayer down, cleaving Griffith in twain with blood in his eyes, as he had just taken a gallon of LSD. As he does this, "Tell me why" from the 1997 Berserk anime is blasting in the background.
@alderstifen77386 жыл бұрын
Lyde Koitz And the *C L A N G* sound effect plays at 5000% volume.
@connorpickens75236 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the damage count accompanied with a Crit!
@dynoskirmisher74226 жыл бұрын
Who would win? The creator of all reality that can mold flesh and is the physical embodiment of the Abyss, or, 3 vapers and a tin of beef stew with a mask and some sheet metal?
@TheMightyKawama6 жыл бұрын
An eldritch horror that created the universe, completely capable of destroying it, and has probably done it a couple times. One Sickly Boi.
@crocketlawnchair2596 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Hanson Nah. Its not Azatoth. Just some space jellyfish egg incubating underground.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
Dark Age Iron Man
@spindash645 жыл бұрын
Yes
@JeanMarceaux5 жыл бұрын
Well, it's definitely capable of destroying at least the planet if not stopped, on top of turning back time, making and unmaking all life forms at a whim, replicating itself near-infinitely, and of creating pure nothingness... the only reason it's not done so yet being that it hasn't gathered the power to leave its shell, of sorts, yet _(hence the Bloodmoon/Stygian mode's alternate ending where it does, if you lose too many heroes/take too long to complete the game.)_ I'd say "just a leper with a broken sword" beating it down is still a stupidly impressive feat.
@vogunBurgundy3 жыл бұрын
After all the bloodshed, the chaos, the friends we've lost along the way, we stand here at the gates of hell itself, and here we stop the carnage. Because today, there will not be any death. Today, there will not be any sadness. Today, there will be no mourning, no terror, no fleeing. Because on this day there is but one noise, drifting through the air and into my diseased body's ears through my mask of steel. And it is rain in the forest.
@timcronic23417 жыл бұрын
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
@youngdanielsun37077 жыл бұрын
head canon
@FogJohny7 жыл бұрын
Leper. You are amazing in every way possible.
@cestlavie50637 жыл бұрын
Plundged into the darkness, voices resonate all around us... No words, but a poison... No shape, but the chaos... My comrades are afraid. The madess is upon us... But as I stand here, it cannot aflict me. Behind this mask, there is a knowledge... As I look upon the Abyss, the Abyss cannot distinct me. For the Abyss cannot pierce through the mask, and its hidden secret. For behind this mask is the knowledge... That in the darkest skies will plump thunder. That there will be wind, there will be clouds... And rain... There will be rain... In the forest.
@sirjazz57767 жыл бұрын
Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion...
@Nemer499947 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole. But I know better and I. Will. Show. You" Leper: "No. Let *me* show *you*" BAM 173 damage!
@pitiflauticus7 жыл бұрын
That's not a sword, it's a Reverse Card
@spyr0guy5 жыл бұрын
It's just fancy way of saying No U
@Echo_ohc34 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: **Surprised pikachu face**
@DarkArtistKaiser4 жыл бұрын
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of raw iron.
@arbiterninja76006 жыл бұрын
*CLANG*
@Dreadlark6 жыл бұрын
Berserk ref.
@ZetsubouGintama6 жыл бұрын
Technically it's a executioners sword, less sleek and more meat cleaver
@themiller39405 жыл бұрын
Big iron on his hip.
@bonogiamboni48304 жыл бұрын
@@themiller3940 incorrect. Executioner's swords though lacking a tip instead had three holes near the top of the blade. They would let out a screeching sound if the blade was not swung correctly, as it is meant to separate the head quickly and painlessly, in a single stroke. It was a beautiful weapon.
@Vexin9803 жыл бұрын
Shit like this is what the developers should accept as an alternate ending since you absolutely FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKED the Heart of Darkness.
@ThatCanuck1118 жыл бұрын
Lol, alternate ending narrative with a stunned Wayne June narration: "Victory- for a... wait what? Whoa, holy shit dude. You like, obliterated that thing from history. Damn. I uh, I don't know what to say. I was gonna talk about time being an endless cycle of death and horror but... Hell, man, I think you hit that thing so hard it felt it in the past AND the future. Guess the manor is yours now. Not how I saw this playing out when I invited you... to the DARKEST DUNGEON!"
@ethanalspencer72947 жыл бұрын
+James McDough As far as I'm concerned, that is canon.
@furioussherman72657 жыл бұрын
"Guess the manor is yours now. Don't forget to invite them eldritch bitches for the victory party!"
@SchmittPlaythroughFR7 жыл бұрын
Confirmed canon 10/10
@tarziq7 жыл бұрын
Well if the devs couldnt do it, I say let the modders do it. (Thanks for laugh btw xD)
@Qulize7 жыл бұрын
Okay, so if Cthulhu ever wakes up, we should have an army of Lepers and Plague Doctors on the beach waiting for him. :D
@RuSosan8 жыл бұрын
make sure the lepers have a crappy life to focus on as well, we don't want soft hitting mummies fighting the darkness
@maevelorelei10567 жыл бұрын
cthulhu is not a monster or god or someting: Its a idea, idea of being never able to understand whats happening... and this drives us insanity moment we face someting we will never understand or find solution.
@makaramuss6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the point of this game facing what you can barely understand failing through some hardships until you finally work you way to surpassing them.
@frankgiffordjr9896 жыл бұрын
Trouble is: You cant defeat /surpass cthulhu because its things human cant understand. I advice you to make a research if cthulhu was a pysical thing/got facing with him shall only result with turning into complatlely mad and nothing else.
@makaramuss6 жыл бұрын
Get out of here with this 'cannot be understood' thing. I can understand stress coming from trying to wrap our heads around something new but we've done that before and we no doubt will in the future.
@LordTyph6 жыл бұрын
I think the Leper's sword actually called down a nuclear missile from a B-52 and caused the 173 damage crit.
@furioussherman72658 жыл бұрын
While we are at it, I think we just need what, 1 like for this comment to match the damage number? :P
@Annokh7 жыл бұрын
stronger than god itself
@doringo38567 жыл бұрын
Punished M8 sure he did
@ourseon25776 жыл бұрын
One of the things that makes this even cooler is the fact that the Leper is a former King who left his country after contracting leprosy. Exiled, ashamed, and yet still fighting to do good in the world. He comes to this, the darkest of places, to find some form of salvation or noble ending to his life. The Leper King strides forth, body empowered by the numerous chemicals empowering him and keeping his rotting flesh from falling to bits... and uses all of his might, his fury, and his Light given grace to strike down the great evil!
@NegaDruid6 жыл бұрын
NegaDruid too bad he use FE7 reference name instead of default name
@justnoob81416 жыл бұрын
No, it makes it better. Instead of being a former King, this Leper was just some random bandit who got lucky enough to live, yet was unlucky enough to get leprosy. However, with his new life, he managed to go beyond what the "heroes" who slain him did: he saved humanity without sacrifice.
@maxumusjesus6 жыл бұрын
NegaDruid he actually exiled himself to protect his people. As we can see in the comic. Everybody crying because of him having to leave due to his sickness.
@maldo_955 жыл бұрын
According to the game, he is also religious, since he won't side with the abomination. This means he met a being worshiped as the true god of the world, with the power to show for it, and found it lacking.
@anotheremptychannel92024 жыл бұрын
CRITICAL HIT 173 DMG Ancestor: You know what ? Normally I would say "THE GROUND QUAKES" but HOLY FUCK MAN, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU JUST BROKE UNIVERSE IN HALF WITH THAT CHOP 0_0
@dicerthejester57157 жыл бұрын
My blade shall pierce through your heart ! ... Time ! ... And Space ! "Rain in the Forest !" JUST WHO... THE HELL... DO YOU THINK WE ARE !
@sirjazz57767 жыл бұрын
"KAIO-KEN!" "Kaio-wha--UHGAAAAA!!!"
@GingerJack.7 жыл бұрын
Row row fight the powah!
@afhamzaki25887 жыл бұрын
ZANTETSUKEN
@milesedgeworth36676 жыл бұрын
Serious Series: Serious Slash!
@emetanti6 жыл бұрын
This wasn't a battle, this was a medical operation, and the scapel that delivered the final excising cut was wielded by a fallen king in his ultimate act of revenge.
@chipmo3 жыл бұрын
Rain in the forest.
@daniel57308 жыл бұрын
defeating the entire heart of darkness with one enraged swing powered by every little thing that made me like this? meh just rain in the forest
@maevelorelei10567 жыл бұрын
Poetic.
@timcronic23417 жыл бұрын
You mean the rain of carpet bombing called down from his 173 crit damage? XD
@KyranSparda7 жыл бұрын
Cool, clear, cleansing, hopeful. Life-bringing. Washing away the evil. Yeah, I'd say it fits.
@Bloodlyshiva7 жыл бұрын
When it rains, it crashes.
@GamerCatz17757 жыл бұрын
Don't mess with Leper. That was him 'cured' by Plague Doctors.
@paulbalog86147 жыл бұрын
They buffed him so much, he became healthy.
@TheHalogen1317 жыл бұрын
Some dank kush must be in those vials to make someone THAT strong with just vapors.
@smoothspike7 жыл бұрын
+TheHalogen131 nah, they buffed the leprosy itself. he got so buffed the heart of darkness got leprosy and died. the leper, however, quickly fell as well to said eldrich super-leprosy.
@epictacosamich7 жыл бұрын
Pixelated Power You, my friend, have officially killed me. How does it feel to have made such a funny comment?
@furioussherman72657 жыл бұрын
*Leper:* THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.
@reddragon81676 жыл бұрын
And so the Lost King, the holy man among the sick and the meek, raised his grand blade and aided by the lights of science, smitted down the False God, and as the bells rang at death having taken none, the heavens weep with joy in the forest.
@CountDVB6 жыл бұрын
That's giving me a really hard challenge idea of completing the entire game without nobody dying (That means at the final of the game your graveyard doesn't have anybody)
@daridon24836 жыл бұрын
True poetry
@tmwilligar5 жыл бұрын
@@daridon2483 it can end up empty even if people die
@dylan__dog4 жыл бұрын
Aye, but 'tis "smote" not "smited".
@crusader5256 Жыл бұрын
"A singular strike. And all is no more.
@DepressedCrow Жыл бұрын
You know, it really makes sense. The Leper, a man with a debilitating infectious disease, and three Plague doctors all at the panicle of their field, literally fighting of cancer.
@MrSailing1013 жыл бұрын
the question being is the cancer in front of them or within leper
@thatlittlemonstrosity3 ай бұрын
One Chop Man.
@thatpedanticcommenter58477 жыл бұрын
LOL
@spyrocoolnessspyronlink7 жыл бұрын
100 revenge 100 Emboldening Vapours EVERY SINGLE ROUND
@hammervshead98977 жыл бұрын
God this is so satisfying to watch. It's so awesome to see someone take the nihilistic notion of humanity's irrelevance/insignificance in the face of a universe in which barely comprehensible eldritch horrors exist and just shit all over it by snorting a bunch of drugs and then cleaving one of them into oblivion. Like I know this wasn't meant to be that deep but I hope you know how fulfilling this was for me to witness. Thank you.
@SuperGreenSmartie6 жыл бұрын
Never forget that these nightmarish creatures CAN be felled, they CAN be beaten!
@THEREALSPARTAN6 жыл бұрын
I always knew that all this big Lovecraftian talk was overrated. This video is the living proof.
@masterexploder96686 жыл бұрын
Green Smartie It's the same ending scene though it still comes back. It just got very inconvenienced.
@IronicHavoc6 жыл бұрын
Like, that’s the main reason I really dislike the games ending. The whole time, the game deconstructs the standard themes present in lovecraftian horror, showing that humanity is not insignificant, and that, with enough sweat, tears, blood, and sacrifice, the eldritch horrors can be beaten. Then the ending comes and goes “lol nope, he’ll win eventually. Your efforts are worthless and you just commit suicide.” The whole game is a great introspective look at the ideas of mixing heroic fantasy and eldritch horror, showing that, despite how truly horrible and maddening the enemy is, the human spirit can come out on top, only to throw it all away in the last few minutes to instead use the most boring generic Lovecraft ending they can think of.
@dr.g52615 жыл бұрын
@@dr.g5261 I mean...until the next game hopefully gives us a better ending.
@jonathanphillips30525 жыл бұрын
When I saw that 173 crit, I lost my shit lol. Praise RNG XD
@henrybadger7857 жыл бұрын
RNGesus blesses us on this day
@colbylaing65327 жыл бұрын
Henry Badger RNG is confusing as fuck, cause when you need a lot of damage, you only deal like 5, but when you don’t need a lot of damage, it gives you a crit
@crab72526 жыл бұрын
Considering he had 248% chance to crit, I don't think it mattered there. The leper never being attacked while at death's door, however...
@TheRavenofSin6 жыл бұрын
NO damge not chance to crit(25.5% actualy)
@keskidi6 жыл бұрын
The plague doctors were the priority targets throughout the whole heart phase because of: high stress (Know This), low bleed resist (Puncture) and low blight resist (Dissolution).
@davidkyo19856 жыл бұрын
>"behold, the heart of the world! Mother and father, alpha and omega, our creator and our destroyer!" >can still be dazzled and stunned by firecrackers. no wonder humanity stopped believing in a god like that.
@AzureSkyCiel5 жыл бұрын
The Light: HAH! SUCK IT! You overgrown tumor on the face of this world!
@quinnholloway54003 жыл бұрын
They have eldritch powers beyond comprehension. We have gunpowder. I'd say we hold the advantage.
@DinsRune Жыл бұрын
"this blade can split in two a deity, and the wall behind, and the ocean below..."
@92edoy6 жыл бұрын
and the closest universe...
@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup82516 жыл бұрын
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 ...and any given nearby vehicles or planetary structures that may happen to dwell in the general direction of where the blade is striking.
@Resi1ience4 жыл бұрын
I find it amusing how the usual key to killing God is the power of friendship, But in Darkest Dungeon, it is sniffing copious amounts of glue.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
geuss you could call that leper quite the "heart breaker"
@curtisbrown5477 жыл бұрын
Vaping solves all of life's problems, as we can clearly see in this video.
@dunsparceislife21567 жыл бұрын
with best buds
@yunseong546 жыл бұрын
Cosmic horror's threatening the world? Get high as fuck!
@JS-cq7ut6 жыл бұрын
This...this shall be my final battle. Not a tale of sacrifice, but of triumph. My comrades and I hack our way through its false faces, my friends bewildering it with toxins and compounds perfected over years of campaigning against this monstrosity. With mere gestures, it rips the numbed flesh from my bones only to replace it just as quickly, until I feel something I have forgotten for years - pain. At long last, the walls of flesh have been hacked away, revealing the heart of evil. It boasts of being our creator and destroyer. The one that shall end all things. I lock out its voice, meditating upon my blade as every stimulant, narcotic, and anabolic known to man, and a few unknown, are wafted into my lungs and poured into my veins. At long last, the time has come. I say one last prayer to the Light, and lift my sword. For a moment, I see the confusion in the eyes of the Heart. As though it has felt fear for the first time. And my blade falls. As I stand below the gaping wound spilling lifeblood, the false god bleeding out before us, I close my eyes. I can feel my heart trying to rip itself open from the drugs interacting, my lungs heaving irregularly as the doctors prepare their antidotes and counteragents. And the sound brings me back to my youth, when a cloudburst caught me while I was hunting. One sentence leaves my lips before I descend into numbness once more. "Rain in the forest."
@lexsamreeth8724 Жыл бұрын
I didn't expect to find prose this beautiful in a KZhead comment section but here I am. Absolutely brilliant.
@brucehallgren167811 ай бұрын
*sees the chop icon get highlighted after minutes of suspense* OH *F U C K* BOYS HERE WE GO
@connorpickens75236 жыл бұрын
*CUMMED MY JORTS*
@danlorett21845 жыл бұрын
Eldritch Horror: Fear me for I am your creator and destroyer. I am.... *Leper swings his mighty blade and wounds it slightly. * Leper: Rain in the forest. *Leper proceeds to recite more abstract poetry while high.* Eldritch Horror hits itself for 173 damage to end the torture.
@Urza267 жыл бұрын
Urza26 Leper gets so high he starts reciting Vogon poetry
@ronnickels51936 жыл бұрын
Oh god no.
@lanthanite5 жыл бұрын
@@ronnickels5193 YAH
@soulbound25 жыл бұрын
That *is* why they call it beat poetry, right?
@BuriedFlame4 жыл бұрын
I am imagining a truly enraged Leper being constantly injected and fed potions to make him stronger for ten minutes as the Eldrich horror observes in horror. Then the hulk figura that is the newly buffed Leper swinging down at it as if he was smashing an orange.
@goncalocarneiro30436 жыл бұрын
And Absolutely Zero fucks were given that day.
@nineball45448 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? How tough am I!? I beat the final boss to Darkest Dungeon this morning!" "Yeah, so?" "Without anyone dying." "Er, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."
@SuperSomeCommenter7 жыл бұрын
"And with just one swing!" "Holy shit!"
@MrShadowtruth6 жыл бұрын
My apologies sir I didn't know you own this place
@icestar1005 жыл бұрын
“You think you can stand up to Batta the Beast?” - Batta of the Ganelon Bandits
@onyx5367 жыл бұрын
thelostsoul565 I had to scroll all the way down to see this
@andrewzech1026 жыл бұрын
It actually may be a reference to an obscure rom hack where if you dont have full health, he crits you and you die!
@kytana35 жыл бұрын
@@kytana3 That's incredible! I know that reference!
@tomhill32484 жыл бұрын
@@tomhill3248 Matthew’s Nightmare?
@zzzmeta4555 Жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the Old Man Henderson strategy: Get so damn high that the eldritch horrers appear as nothing but an ugly-ass dog!
@barleysixseventwo66656 жыл бұрын
the solution: point blank annihilation.
@emetanti6 жыл бұрын
"MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS, ERE YE KEEPIN ME WEE MEN"
@DinsRune Жыл бұрын
"(I stop to open my calculator)" Ooookay, this guy's a real fucking genius.
@visolix73297 жыл бұрын
"I stop to open my calculator" I died laughing.
@zachsmith91247 жыл бұрын
The leper had armor. And a big fucking sword.
@ubelmensch7 жыл бұрын
Big fucking HALF a sword, at that.
@KwadDamyj6 жыл бұрын
but muh??? what????? leper can't attack he only miss! you lie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@shinmalphur92146 жыл бұрын
And that's how leprosy was cured.
@Rereversed7 жыл бұрын
The buildup of the buff chain was insane XD You sir/madam, have stared into the abyss and made the abyss turn away in fear and cry o_________O I suspect the dislikes are from the ancestor and his clones.
@Anistuffs8 жыл бұрын
+Anistuffs - The Indian Let's Player Some people know when to accept the loss that their heroes must die... But I know better...
@THEREALSPARTAN8 жыл бұрын
THEREALSPARTAN9001 "Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
@Anistuffs8 жыл бұрын
+Anistuffs - The Indian Let's Player Oh silly Rorschach!
@blakefranklin32158 жыл бұрын
+THEREALSPARTAN9001 The real challenge is, do this on an ng+ save file with 0 deaths anywhere.
@pepper99ish8 жыл бұрын
pepper99ish I think NG+ one-shotting is impossible due to the heart of darkness' increased HP.
That's how Leper used to hit before his condition, praise modern medicine of Plague Doctors :D
@-Kidzin7 жыл бұрын
To be absolutely honest, the heart of darkness kinda deserved that one.
@TheLauron7 жыл бұрын
And so, after being bested by Lyn, Batta the Beast retired from banditry for a life of madness, adventure, and dealing HOLY SHIT amounts of damage.
@Drakusatheon6 жыл бұрын
Who did the heart of darkness think it was?
@THEREALSPARTAN6 жыл бұрын
Fire Emblem 6 so good
@ingamingpc16344 жыл бұрын
Should have named the Leper "Old man Henderson"
@TheAgamemnon9117 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@THEREALSPARTAN7 жыл бұрын
here you go: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
@ciupyy937 жыл бұрын
Yep... Guess what the Heart is vulnerable to: Point blank Leprosy. :D
@TheAgamemnon9117 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING THIS
@AgentSapphire7 жыл бұрын
god bless the story of Old Man Henderson. truly gloriously insane.
@emetanti6 жыл бұрын
As it turns out, all you need to defeat Cthulhu is a big sword and a bigger bucket of drugs.
@JD8676 жыл бұрын
Did he just punch out Cthulhu!?
@MrDiabloman1237 жыл бұрын
I see you came from DD's TV tropes page.
@THEREALSPARTAN7 жыл бұрын
Nyarlathotep, which is even more impressive.
@JohnSmith_19206 жыл бұрын
nah, its Ubbo-Sathla
@ijzer336 жыл бұрын
Relevant to current (-ish) memes: HoD: "Come onto your maker!" Leper: *sniffs the last 9th bottle* "No u"
@miles31015 жыл бұрын
This is literally summarizing the whole video
@randomheadshot42915 жыл бұрын
Everyone lives! Just this once, Rose-- EVERYONE LIVES!
@TheCornerCaseMan8 жыл бұрын
+IcaraelTheWanderer Oh, there's the Doctor Who fandom. Nine was underrated.
@FezzesRCool118 жыл бұрын
Life is that which resists entropy. To stare into unflinching and eternal oblivion is a test we all face, but to spit in its eye is what you've accomplished. The horrors of an unending stygian abyss are nothing to the desperate and driven.
@Charnel_Heart5 жыл бұрын
Gurren Lagann grade victory. Berserk grade awesomness. Remember, if you want to kill elderich horror. Take a drugs or be Oldman Henderson.
@ZetsubouGintama6 жыл бұрын
Or both.
@caav566 жыл бұрын
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole. But I know better and I. Will. Show. You" *Chops it in half with one hit* "Who is separate now, biatch"
@TheTSense6 жыл бұрын
"Spare the others, I am ready...TO SLICE TOU!"
@user-ic7dn8wz5j7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I get depressed or awash in existential despair, I like to come back to this video and reread the comments.
@Daggorth4 жыл бұрын
"Victory." Damn straight.
@Zmanwarrior6 жыл бұрын
How do you defeat the heart of the world? Drugs. You use drugs. Lmao. That was amazing.
@TerrifiedTam7 жыл бұрын
Batta: Tell me, Ancestor, what is a being who controls reality to someone who has abandoned his own? Nothing. You are merely a disillusioned sorcerer with powers that will bring about your end. And. I AM YOUR END.
@richardliu53396 жыл бұрын
*FALCON PUNNNNCH!!!!!* Cthulhu: "What... what is this power?! WHO THE F*** ARE THESE PEOPLE?! SCREW THIS I'M OUT, KEEP THE DAMN MANOR!"
@eltsoldier7 жыл бұрын
How to kill Cthulhu, *Cthulhu awakes and goes to destroy world, sends a modern day Nuclear missile straight into his face* Mhhmm! Fry 'em good! Put it on the grill Sheila!
@reaverfang3777 жыл бұрын
Reaver Fang cthulhu: The hell is that shiny thing flying at me- *BOOOOOOM!* Pilot: Welcome to the 21st millenia fuckface!
@Darknessblade4me6 жыл бұрын
No, you need alot of cocaine, a giant sword and a calculator. Having leprosy helps but isn't a necessity.
@Punishthefalse6 жыл бұрын
Punishthefalse and the will to take back the holy land from Saracen Scum(no one gonna get it anyway)
@justnoob81416 жыл бұрын
Punishthefalse and the will to take back the holy land from Saracen Scum(no one gonna get it anyway)
@justnoob81416 жыл бұрын
"I'm dying, buff me up boys"
@ExileRika6 жыл бұрын
It's a girl...
@ranaoblivious21223 жыл бұрын
To think even in the end, there was only a 1/4 critical chance... How many long, tedious tries did this challenge take? (Edit: Ah, 3) But the payoff was infinitely rewarding. And in light of our hero's backstory, I must add: Hail to the king, baby!
@Link83127 жыл бұрын
yes, but the odds were much slimmer than just a 1/4 for him to kill the heart. the leper could output damage of 58 to 116 and a crit only multiplies an attack by 1.5. so suppose he hit at the top end of that attack, 116 x 1.5 = 174, and he scored a 173.
@MrSleepsheep6 жыл бұрын
Jus1 no, crit automatically multiplies highest damage you can do by 1.5x
@art-cs6us6 жыл бұрын
THE MIGHTIEST CRIT OF THEM ALL.
@willnash79078 жыл бұрын
"Rain the the forest.." No Batta the Beast... that's the sound of the blood raining down across the lands as you fucking cut through that heart in one swing and got blood every where. Literally had 3 of his drug dealers just give him just line of cocaine, syringes etc while he muttered to himself on how his girlfriend cheated on him and then took up his huge broken ass sword and kicked that lovecrafting horror bitch back to the lands in which he came from.
@ChakraX27 жыл бұрын
*RULES OF NATURE!*
@timcronic23417 жыл бұрын
"My body may crumble to pieces... My bones can break to dust... but my faith... MY FAITH WILL PREVAIL !"
@sirjazz57767 жыл бұрын
I want a fanfic of this so fucking badly.
@timcronic23417 жыл бұрын
I'll take anything to do with this. Most I've gotten is a mention and link to this video on tv tropes.
@THEREALSPARTAN7 жыл бұрын
That's actually how I found this video. I saw the mention and I'm "Wait, you'd have to do like 150 damage" and lo and behold Batta the beast over here achieved the impossible.
@Sora956787 жыл бұрын
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
@DinsRune6 жыл бұрын
And so it has come to pass that the man who had given up hope, who had accepted that his life was about to come to it's final, rotting end, fought for those who believed in him, and ended up saving the world.
@Luxai6 жыл бұрын
Heart: "Behold, the heart of the world!" Leper: *(snorts all the vapors) AAAAAAHHH*
@themiller39405 жыл бұрын
It took me a while to understand that you were hyper-buffing the Lepper
@ArturoLopez-ly2pn6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that his leper was on deaths door for a while
@randomheadshot42915 жыл бұрын
*opens video* *see's team comp* *runs for nuclear bunker laughing at the heart*
@skyshark30004 жыл бұрын
His final attack is 173. Enemy's hp is 172.
@ourdailymeat4 жыл бұрын
BUFF THE LEPER UNTIL HE IS GOD
@Gr33nOfGrundleburg7 жыл бұрын
No thats what i call a "heart attack"
@SuperKratosgamer6 жыл бұрын
"I'm almost dead and high off my ass, let's do this shit already so I can go home and rot in peace."
@sonofhades577 жыл бұрын
The blackest night yields to the brightest dawn.
@edwardhardwick21806 жыл бұрын
"Spare the others, I am ready."
@CyberLink704 жыл бұрын
"Ready... to take your life!!!" *_SLASH_*
@caav564 жыл бұрын
"Batta the beast" It all makes sense now.
@Jamesaw157 жыл бұрын
As the tide rises so does the tide fall. The dark had it's time now light shall rise, and it is no more than rain in the forest.
@maevelorelei10567 жыл бұрын
Leper: Well, I could crit the heart, but I’ll need a diversion. Doctor: Well that shouldn’t be too... Leper: For five minutes. And considering how badly the ancestor beat me up...nah I’m sure you’ll be fine. Doctor: Did...did you just hold a grudge!? Leper: Doo doo! Duh doo doo! Duh doo doo! Imma chargin my attack!
@Senior-Donjusticia4 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. Well done, drugs and leprosy solve the problem. Though I would argue the leper probably died afterwards of an overdose and if he lived he did not live well sir.
@barrylyndon55528 жыл бұрын
He was well on his way out already. If you're gonna die, splitting a god clean in half is pretty high on the list of best ways to die.
@Leafia_Barrett6 жыл бұрын
Precisely. He knew he didn't have long, so why not go out with a bang?
@Jordan-wv2xz6 жыл бұрын
A sacrifice he would willingly make. The world has given him blessings beyond counting. And so, he will sacrifice himself to bless it in return.
@lexsamreeth87243 ай бұрын
"Well, shit." -The Heart, probably.
@jesselindsey97605 жыл бұрын
The Plague Doctors weren't actually buffing the Leper. They were giving him their energy for a Spirit Bomb, which he infused into his sword to cleave the Heart of Darkness in twain from the groin up. When he said "Rain in the forest," he was referring to the rain of pure fighting energy that blanketed the world as his Sword of Hope dispersed.
@Leet-iz2fz6 жыл бұрын
That's basically Trunks killing Zamasu in DBS eheh
@ben89295 жыл бұрын
ＨＯＷ ＱＵＩＣＫＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＴＩＤＥ ＴＵＲＮＳ 16:29
@pizzachef74206 жыл бұрын
Nah man, the tide fuckin died there
@randomheadshot42915 жыл бұрын
Considering what we saw - at least at 1/173 the speed of light.
@FarmHend5 жыл бұрын
11:05 to skip the Ancestral's stall
@mathiashillmann99588 жыл бұрын
+Mathias Hillmann Thanks!
@andrascottier5958 жыл бұрын
Florida Leper high on various narcotics slays eldritch deity.
@lukeib6186 жыл бұрын
I respect the fact that you managed to kill the heart without any deaths. I also respect your reference to Fire Emblem 7. Batta the Beast rules all!
imagine being an eldritch god and dying to a diseased boi and his harem of failed medical students
Harem is power. Harem is life
The plague doctors are women?
@@babasunadebalba9025 yes it surprised me too
@@babasunadebalba9025 Always has been. See the boobs?
I wouldn't mind a harem of failed medical students...just don't let them operate on me.
Darkest Dungeon the game that forces you to fight bullshit with more bullshit
this is so true its funny
Renz F the best way to fight bullshit
"To fight the bullshit, one must know it."
Kills final boss in one strike, recovers 4 stress. That's what life with depression/anxiety is like.
riplip Damn, you salty as hell.
I think you missed the point of this comment
just want to safekeep this comment for.. i am not sure for whom, since i wont have kids and will die in a young age ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's no excuse, get out there and do something. We all suffer.
Rain in the forest...
To defeat the abyss, one must get really angry and snort a lot of drugs.
You, sir, have slayed me.
Don't forget, to fight the abyss, one must obtain the mother of all leprosy.
the plague trifecta!
Why did I get a notification that this was posted 2 minutes ago.
"Welcome to the world of pharmacology, _bitch_."
(I stop to open my calculator) That's when you know shit is about to go down
I can just imagine the leper pulling the calculator and saying "b**h I have math, drugs and a reaally big sword you honestly think your going to win"
cocaine's a helluva drug.
"This is it... the Day that I was told by my teachers.. the freakin' day where maths would save the world !" [ Play "Rules of Nature" , smite the demon , win the internet ]
*Plays Legacy of Rome from Crusader Kings 2 as that motherfucking goddamn legend of a leper returns to the surface*
How to kill the elder gods: Step 1- Get *high as fucking balls* Step 2- Slash
That acutally could even work. I mean they tend to f*ck with your mind but if you are tripping balls on galactic scale? Yeah good luck in f*cking that brain up. Or survive that greatsword that is about to get shoved up your ass so far you´ll see it shining out of the ears.
Here's the relevant quote from the "Old Man Henderson" story (which is very much relevant itself): "So he's at the office, and he meets Jim, asks him to pass along the info to Al, and then snags the scrap of the Necronomicron on the way out the door saying he needed paper. Jim failed his spot to notice which sheet he took. The GM fudged it, probably assuming Henderson was going to read it and he could kill him off via San-damage. Boy howdy, was he wrong. So Henderson shows up to the dance in his usual attire, slightly less scruffy than usual, and volunteers to sit outside and make sure punks from the other schools didn't try and gate-crash the party. The more 'proper' people were glad to keep him out, since that meant he wouldn't be able to corrupt the youth. Henderson was glad because there was no way they'd let him smoke the monster blunt he just rolled inside. I then realized, as he lit an 'atomica', as he called it (a blunt roughly the size of a cuban cigar), that there was currently only one piece of paper on his person. As soon as I found out where he was IC, I went to the school to try and prevent the inevitable. Meanwhile, Jimmy (the jock) was sitting outside, sad because his girlfriend didn't come because she was too busy being a crazy cultist. Henderson decides to introduce him to the wonderful world of substance abuse, and like a bro passes the blunt. To be totally honest, I'm surprised this moment didn't make the original story, since smoking the giant book of Bad Juju was the best thing to ever happen on accident. So Jimmy took a hit, and totally failed every check the GM sent his way. He saw Jesus, and then Jesus turned into a giant squid thing. In the deep distance, the Weed softened the blow by masking everything behind a cartoon-ey after-glow. So imagine for a moment watching Elmer Fudd scream 'Cthulhu fhtagn' and shoot Daffy in the face. Only instead of a fucked up beak and a muttering of 'this means war', he screams 'HE COMES!" and tentacles rip out of his form to molest wildlife." Story itself - 1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
caav56 HOLY FUCK HENDERSON THAT'S WHO THE LEPER IS A PAST LIFE OF HENDERSON
Developers: To defeat the final boss, you must sacrifice half of your party. This is metaphorical for the inevitability of... Leper: "R A I N I N T H E F O R E S T"
The absolute nerve to both shit on the game's message, kill a god, and do it all through a combination of drugs and luck, and then to say "rain in a forest" as if this were Tuesday for you... It's fucking inspiring.
EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY
"A SINGULAR STRIKE!"
But don't forget, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
And removal of the heart is a very quick and bold-faced killer. I prefer the direct approach anyway.
DESTROYED/DECIMATED are my favourite two. BACK TO THE PIT is a close 3rd.
"Man literally too angry to die"
Too high
Too peaceful
Sums up the entirety of the frontline.
No... man literally too kind to let his teammates die.
173crit damn son, you didn't just stare into the abyss, you leered at it through a cold steel mask with the diseased eyes of a man with nothing left to lose, and cleaved it in twain with one empowered swing of a mortal blade.
The hardest fights are with a man with nothing left to lose, he cannot be guilted to swing weaker, he cannot show remorse. And he will Show. No. Mercy.
Gonna need a short story about this, for an alternate ending.
He could not fail. For even death ran in fear. ~
there is nothing mortal about that leper..... he's like Mr. Burns, he's got all the diseases so it's like a traffic jam them all trying to infect him. All he get's are the sweet inhuman buffs... triple digit heart-rate, complete lack of tactile sensitivity, and the delerium! my god the delerium!
the 'abyss' LUL
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
A DECISIVE BLOW!!!!!!
Destroy. Them. All.
A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
OBLITERATED!
A singular strike!
The mother of all crits
"The ground quakes!"
OBLITERATED! ~
***** *prodigious *dissuade
+ExcaliburForge right? Smh
So apparently it's possible to get so high on drugs that you become immune to lovecraftian beings and their powers. Well if I ever had to go some dark creepy place ruled by otherworldly horrors, I know what I'm bringing.
Well you're going to need to catch leprosy first.
Don't forget to be a fallen leader of a religious cult with a bronze face mask and armor. Oh, and a broken Executioner's Sword.
Religious cult? Fallen leader? Eh? Leper is supposedly a ruler or noble who caught leprosy. He thereby exiled himself.
Gurekie We all have our theories, same with opinions so let's try not to make this into an argument, c: just sharing what I think. I say since the Leper's religious, and based on the comic, he once was praised (kinda like a bishop or a priest) all around his kingdom for spreading the word of god or some religious crap, but he then fled his kingdom to find better things to do with the little time he has left in his life, so he traveled to the hamlet in pursuit of casting out the darkness from within it. And from there on out he just devotes his life to you and helping the people of the darkest estate drive the creatures and brigands away.
+Pixelated Power that's all pure fan fiction bro, you have nothing to back that up with
"I stop to go open my calculator." A good sign that you are emotionally invested in winning is when you are willing to use arithmetic in a game lol.
Being emotionally invested in winning does not ever help you win. Especially in this game, but in life as well...
That was very edgy.
whoa.... i know kung-fu...
Eh, I know it is an exaggeration :D especially in fighting, as ffejpsycho said. It's just that emotions are overrated.
Zbyhonj ; ) oh yeah... was just havin some fun too
You stared into the face of a god, a creator and destroyer. You looked him in the eyes that have caused minds to break and souls to rend, and you found him... lacking.
"Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade" said by the godamn oldman.
@@billylukito5522 Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
Technically this isn't a full-formed god by the point you fight him. When it is "born" for real (when you fail to finish the game in 100 days or get too much heroes killed), you get instant gameover because it's not defeatable.
@@maxpavlovsky There's a time limit?!
@@dakotasan8719 on hardest difficulty (which is canon as mentioned by ancestor in the first mission of DD)
*"Come Unto... Your Maker..."* *173 crit swing* *"Or, or not. You know, I can just... I think I'm just gonna go now... S-sorry to bother you..."*
The heart of darkness was like "oh man, I have to leave before I get trapped in the gravitational pull of this mans MASSIVE balls!"
"Rain in the forest." That's badass
Yeah, fuckin' epic quote. I'll try to use that if I ever achieve that kind of awesomeness.
what does that means actually
Spare the others, I'm ready.
hey please what does "rain in the forest" mean? I have no clue. When i search that sentence on google i just find videos with rain sound asmr-like lol
@@unhommequicourt It likely refers to the shower of blood that follows that massive hit, like a rain shower.
He had 172 health, he instakills at 170, and you did 173. I have a sneaking feeling that the developers intended for this to be possible.
I imagine the look on their faces when this happens. And then someone said: _"Told ya so!"_
Let this be a lesson to all: Even if the powers that be themselves state otherwise, NOTHING is impossible. Astronomically improbable, certainly. Impossible? FUCK NO!
but is it possible to beat watch for rolling rocks in 0 a presses
It's not Possible! No, it's necessary.
Inb4 the devs patch this to actually make it impossible.
I like how casually the Leper says "Rain in the forest", after he literally KILLS GOD.
"Come unto your maker" can be fought! IT CAN BE BEATEN!
But that makes the game worse for it. Here hoping for DD 2!
Being able to defeat death is not some newly written prose. "Death Be Not Proud", written in 1609. "And death shall be no more, Death, thou shalt die." It certainly doesn't make a game worse. It brings hope into a dark world. Go forth, mighty leper. Show that thing what a lowly man can do.
It should be like "NOPE unto your maker"
I lost my favorite hero to this fucker the first time I played.
“Or is it merely a trick of the light?”
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
So this is how Berserk is going to end..
With Guts high as fuck?
Arrogant Sky High on distilled behelits.
Yea, he slams the dragonslayer down, cleaving Griffith in twain with blood in his eyes, as he had just taken a gallon of LSD. As he does this, "Tell me why" from the 1997 Berserk anime is blasting in the background.
Lyde Koitz And the *C L A N G* sound effect plays at 5000% volume.
Don't forget the damage count accompanied with a Crit!
Who would win? The creator of all reality that can mold flesh and is the physical embodiment of the Abyss, or, 3 vapers and a tin of beef stew with a mask and some sheet metal?
An eldritch horror that created the universe, completely capable of destroying it, and has probably done it a couple times. One Sickly Boi.
+Kevin Hanson Nah. Its not Azatoth. Just some space jellyfish egg incubating underground.
Dark Age Iron Man
Yes
Well, it's definitely capable of destroying at least the planet if not stopped, on top of turning back time, making and unmaking all life forms at a whim, replicating itself near-infinitely, and of creating pure nothingness... the only reason it's not done so yet being that it hasn't gathered the power to leave its shell, of sorts, yet _(hence the Bloodmoon/Stygian mode's alternate ending where it does, if you lose too many heroes/take too long to complete the game.)_ I'd say "just a leper with a broken sword" beating it down is still a stupidly impressive feat.
After all the bloodshed, the chaos, the friends we've lost along the way, we stand here at the gates of hell itself, and here we stop the carnage. Because today, there will not be any death. Today, there will not be any sadness. Today, there will be no mourning, no terror, no fleeing. Because on this day there is but one noise, drifting through the air and into my diseased body's ears through my mask of steel. And it is rain in the forest.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
head canon
Leper. You are amazing in every way possible.
Plundged into the darkness, voices resonate all around us... No words, but a poison... No shape, but the chaos... My comrades are afraid. The madess is upon us... But as I stand here, it cannot aflict me. Behind this mask, there is a knowledge... As I look upon the Abyss, the Abyss cannot distinct me. For the Abyss cannot pierce through the mask, and its hidden secret. For behind this mask is the knowledge... That in the darkest skies will plump thunder. That there will be wind, there will be clouds... And rain... There will be rain... In the forest.
Victory, a hollow and ridiculous notion...
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole. But I know better and I. Will. Show. You" Leper: "No. Let *me* show *you*" BAM 173 damage!
That's not a sword, it's a Reverse Card
It's just fancy way of saying No U
Ancestor: **Surprised pikachu face**
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of raw iron.
*CLANG*
Berserk ref.
Technically it's a executioners sword, less sleek and more meat cleaver
Big iron on his hip.
@@themiller3940 incorrect. Executioner's swords though lacking a tip instead had three holes near the top of the blade. They would let out a screeching sound if the blade was not swung correctly, as it is meant to separate the head quickly and painlessly, in a single stroke. It was a beautiful weapon.
Shit like this is what the developers should accept as an alternate ending since you absolutely FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKED the Heart of Darkness.
Lol, alternate ending narrative with a stunned Wayne June narration: "Victory- for a... wait what? Whoa, holy shit dude. You like, obliterated that thing from history. Damn. I uh, I don't know what to say. I was gonna talk about time being an endless cycle of death and horror but... Hell, man, I think you hit that thing so hard it felt it in the past AND the future. Guess the manor is yours now. Not how I saw this playing out when I invited you... to the DARKEST DUNGEON!"
+James McDough As far as I'm concerned, that is canon.
"Guess the manor is yours now. Don't forget to invite them eldritch bitches for the victory party!"
Confirmed canon 10/10
Well if the devs couldnt do it, I say let the modders do it. (Thanks for laugh btw xD)
Okay, so if Cthulhu ever wakes up, we should have an army of Lepers and Plague Doctors on the beach waiting for him. :D
make sure the lepers have a crappy life to focus on as well, we don't want soft hitting mummies fighting the darkness
cthulhu is not a monster or god or someting: Its a idea, idea of being never able to understand whats happening... and this drives us insanity moment we face someting we will never understand or find solution.
Isn't that the point of this game facing what you can barely understand failing through some hardships until you finally work you way to surpassing them.
Trouble is: You cant defeat /surpass cthulhu because its things human cant understand. I advice you to make a research if cthulhu was a pysical thing/got facing with him shall only result with turning into complatlely mad and nothing else.
Get out of here with this 'cannot be understood' thing. I can understand stress coming from trying to wrap our heads around something new but we've done that before and we no doubt will in the future.
I think the Leper's sword actually called down a nuclear missile from a B-52 and caused the 173 damage crit.
While we are at it, I think we just need what, 1 like for this comment to match the damage number? :P
stronger than god itself
Punished M8 sure he did
One of the things that makes this even cooler is the fact that the Leper is a former King who left his country after contracting leprosy. Exiled, ashamed, and yet still fighting to do good in the world. He comes to this, the darkest of places, to find some form of salvation or noble ending to his life. The Leper King strides forth, body empowered by the numerous chemicals empowering him and keeping his rotting flesh from falling to bits... and uses all of his might, his fury, and his Light given grace to strike down the great evil!
NegaDruid too bad he use FE7 reference name instead of default name
No, it makes it better. Instead of being a former King, this Leper was just some random bandit who got lucky enough to live, yet was unlucky enough to get leprosy. However, with his new life, he managed to go beyond what the "heroes" who slain him did: he saved humanity without sacrifice.
NegaDruid he actually exiled himself to protect his people. As we can see in the comic. Everybody crying because of him having to leave due to his sickness.
According to the game, he is also religious, since he won't side with the abomination. This means he met a being worshiped as the true god of the world, with the power to show for it, and found it lacking.
CRITICAL HIT 173 DMG Ancestor: You know what ? Normally I would say "THE GROUND QUAKES" but HOLY FUCK MAN, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU JUST BROKE UNIVERSE IN HALF WITH THAT CHOP 0_0
My blade shall pierce through your heart ! ... Time ! ... And Space ! "Rain in the Forest !" JUST WHO... THE HELL... DO YOU THINK WE ARE !
"KAIO-KEN!" "Kaio-wha--UHGAAAAA!!!"
Row row fight the powah!
ZANTETSUKEN
Serious Series: Serious Slash!
This wasn't a battle, this was a medical operation, and the scapel that delivered the final excising cut was wielded by a fallen king in his ultimate act of revenge.
Rain in the forest.
defeating the entire heart of darkness with one enraged swing powered by every little thing that made me like this? meh just rain in the forest
Poetic.
You mean the rain of carpet bombing called down from his 173 crit damage? XD
Cool, clear, cleansing, hopeful. Life-bringing. Washing away the evil. Yeah, I'd say it fits.
When it rains, it crashes.
Don't mess with Leper. That was him 'cured' by Plague Doctors.
They buffed him so much, he became healthy.
Some dank kush must be in those vials to make someone THAT strong with just vapors.
+TheHalogen131 nah, they buffed the leprosy itself. he got so buffed the heart of darkness got leprosy and died. the leper, however, quickly fell as well to said eldrich super-leprosy.
Pixelated Power You, my friend, have officially killed me. How does it feel to have made such a funny comment?
*Leper:* THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.
And so the Lost King, the holy man among the sick and the meek, raised his grand blade and aided by the lights of science, smitted down the False God, and as the bells rang at death having taken none, the heavens weep with joy in the forest.
That's giving me a really hard challenge idea of completing the entire game without nobody dying (That means at the final of the game your graveyard doesn't have anybody)
True poetry
@@daridon2483 it can end up empty even if people die
Aye, but 'tis "smote" not "smited".
"A singular strike. And all is no more.
You know, it really makes sense. The Leper, a man with a debilitating infectious disease, and three Plague doctors all at the panicle of their field, literally fighting of cancer.
the question being is the cancer in front of them or within leper
One Chop Man.
LOL
100 revenge 100 Emboldening Vapours EVERY SINGLE ROUND
God this is so satisfying to watch. It's so awesome to see someone take the nihilistic notion of humanity's irrelevance/insignificance in the face of a universe in which barely comprehensible eldritch horrors exist and just shit all over it by snorting a bunch of drugs and then cleaving one of them into oblivion. Like I know this wasn't meant to be that deep but I hope you know how fulfilling this was for me to witness. Thank you.
Never forget that these nightmarish creatures CAN be felled, they CAN be beaten!
I always knew that all this big Lovecraftian talk was overrated. This video is the living proof.
Green Smartie It's the same ending scene though it still comes back. It just got very inconvenienced.
Like, that’s the main reason I really dislike the games ending. The whole time, the game deconstructs the standard themes present in lovecraftian horror, showing that humanity is not insignificant, and that, with enough sweat, tears, blood, and sacrifice, the eldritch horrors can be beaten. Then the ending comes and goes “lol nope, he’ll win eventually. Your efforts are worthless and you just commit suicide.” The whole game is a great introspective look at the ideas of mixing heroic fantasy and eldritch horror, showing that, despite how truly horrible and maddening the enemy is, the human spirit can come out on top, only to throw it all away in the last few minutes to instead use the most boring generic Lovecraft ending they can think of.
@@dr.g5261 I mean...until the next game hopefully gives us a better ending.
When I saw that 173 crit, I lost my shit lol. Praise RNG XD
RNGesus blesses us on this day
Henry Badger RNG is confusing as fuck, cause when you need a lot of damage, you only deal like 5, but when you don’t need a lot of damage, it gives you a crit
Considering he had 248% chance to crit, I don't think it mattered there. The leper never being attacked while at death's door, however...
NO damge not chance to crit(25.5% actualy)
The plague doctors were the priority targets throughout the whole heart phase because of: high stress (Know This), low bleed resist (Puncture) and low blight resist (Dissolution).
>"behold, the heart of the world! Mother and father, alpha and omega, our creator and our destroyer!" >can still be dazzled and stunned by firecrackers. no wonder humanity stopped believing in a god like that.
The Light: HAH! SUCK IT! You overgrown tumor on the face of this world!
They have eldritch powers beyond comprehension. We have gunpowder. I'd say we hold the advantage.
"this blade can split in two a deity, and the wall behind, and the ocean below..."
and the closest universe...
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 ...and any given nearby vehicles or planetary structures that may happen to dwell in the general direction of where the blade is striking.
I find it amusing how the usual key to killing God is the power of friendship, But in Darkest Dungeon, it is sniffing copious amounts of glue.
geuss you could call that leper quite the "heart breaker"
Vaping solves all of life's problems, as we can clearly see in this video.
with best buds
Cosmic horror's threatening the world? Get high as fuck!
This...this shall be my final battle. Not a tale of sacrifice, but of triumph. My comrades and I hack our way through its false faces, my friends bewildering it with toxins and compounds perfected over years of campaigning against this monstrosity. With mere gestures, it rips the numbed flesh from my bones only to replace it just as quickly, until I feel something I have forgotten for years - pain. At long last, the walls of flesh have been hacked away, revealing the heart of evil. It boasts of being our creator and destroyer. The one that shall end all things. I lock out its voice, meditating upon my blade as every stimulant, narcotic, and anabolic known to man, and a few unknown, are wafted into my lungs and poured into my veins. At long last, the time has come. I say one last prayer to the Light, and lift my sword. For a moment, I see the confusion in the eyes of the Heart. As though it has felt fear for the first time. And my blade falls. As I stand below the gaping wound spilling lifeblood, the false god bleeding out before us, I close my eyes. I can feel my heart trying to rip itself open from the drugs interacting, my lungs heaving irregularly as the doctors prepare their antidotes and counteragents. And the sound brings me back to my youth, when a cloudburst caught me while I was hunting. One sentence leaves my lips before I descend into numbness once more. "Rain in the forest."
I didn't expect to find prose this beautiful in a KZhead comment section but here I am. Absolutely brilliant.
*sees the chop icon get highlighted after minutes of suspense* OH *F U C K* BOYS HERE WE GO
*CUMMED MY JORTS*
Eldritch Horror: Fear me for I am your creator and destroyer. I am.... *Leper swings his mighty blade and wounds it slightly. * Leper: Rain in the forest. *Leper proceeds to recite more abstract poetry while high.* Eldritch Horror hits itself for 173 damage to end the torture.
Urza26 Leper gets so high he starts reciting Vogon poetry
Oh god no.
@@ronnickels5193 YAH
That *is* why they call it beat poetry, right?
I am imagining a truly enraged Leper being constantly injected and fed potions to make him stronger for ten minutes as the Eldrich horror observes in horror. Then the hulk figura that is the newly buffed Leper swinging down at it as if he was smashing an orange.
And Absolutely Zero fucks were given that day.
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? How tough am I!? I beat the final boss to Darkest Dungeon this morning!" "Yeah, so?" "Without anyone dying." "Er, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting."
"And with just one swing!" "Holy shit!"
My apologies sir I didn't know you own this place
“You think you can stand up to Batta the Beast?” - Batta of the Ganelon Bandits
thelostsoul565 I had to scroll all the way down to see this
It actually may be a reference to an obscure rom hack where if you dont have full health, he crits you and you die!
@@kytana3 That's incredible! I know that reference!
@@tomhill3248 Matthew’s Nightmare?
Ah, yes, the Old Man Henderson strategy: Get so damn high that the eldritch horrers appear as nothing but an ugly-ass dog!
the solution: point blank annihilation.
"MUCKLE DARMED CULTISTS, ERE YE KEEPIN ME WEE MEN"
"(I stop to open my calculator)" Ooookay, this guy's a real fucking genius.
"I stop to open my calculator" I died laughing.
The leper had armor. And a big fucking sword.
Big fucking HALF a sword, at that.
but muh??? what????? leper can't attack he only miss! you lie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And that's how leprosy was cured.
The buildup of the buff chain was insane XD You sir/madam, have stared into the abyss and made the abyss turn away in fear and cry o_________O I suspect the dislikes are from the ancestor and his clones.
+Anistuffs - The Indian Let's Player Some people know when to accept the loss that their heroes must die... But I know better...
THEREALSPARTAN9001 "Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
+Anistuffs - The Indian Let's Player Oh silly Rorschach!
+THEREALSPARTAN9001 The real challenge is, do this on an ng+ save file with 0 deaths anywhere.
pepper99ish I think NG+ one-shotting is impossible due to the heart of darkness' increased HP.
“Omae wa mou shindeiru” “NANI???” *ear piercing ringing sound* 173 CRIT.
That's how Leper used to hit before his condition, praise modern medicine of Plague Doctors :D
To be absolutely honest, the heart of darkness kinda deserved that one.
And so, after being bested by Lyn, Batta the Beast retired from banditry for a life of madness, adventure, and dealing HOLY SHIT amounts of damage.
Who did the heart of darkness think it was?
Fire Emblem 6 so good
Should have named the Leper "Old man Henderson"
I don't get it.
here you go: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
Yep... Guess what the Heart is vulnerable to: Point blank Leprosy. :D
I WAS THINKING THIS
god bless the story of Old Man Henderson. truly gloriously insane.
As it turns out, all you need to defeat Cthulhu is a big sword and a bigger bucket of drugs.
Did he just punch out Cthulhu!?
I see you came from DD's TV tropes page.
Nyarlathotep, which is even more impressive.
nah, its Ubbo-Sathla
Relevant to current (-ish) memes: HoD: "Come onto your maker!" Leper: *sniffs the last 9th bottle* "No u"
This is literally summarizing the whole video
Everyone lives! Just this once, Rose-- EVERYONE LIVES!
+IcaraelTheWanderer Oh, there's the Doctor Who fandom. Nine was underrated.
Life is that which resists entropy. To stare into unflinching and eternal oblivion is a test we all face, but to spit in its eye is what you've accomplished. The horrors of an unending stygian abyss are nothing to the desperate and driven.
Gurren Lagann grade victory. Berserk grade awesomness. Remember, if you want to kill elderich horror. Take a drugs or be Oldman Henderson.
Or both.
Ancestor: "You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole. But I know better and I. Will. Show. You" *Chops it in half with one hit* "Who is separate now, biatch"
"Spare the others, I am ready...TO SLICE TOU!"
Whenever I get depressed or awash in existential despair, I like to come back to this video and reread the comments.
"Victory." Damn straight.
How do you defeat the heart of the world? Drugs. You use drugs. Lmao. That was amazing.
Batta: Tell me, Ancestor, what is a being who controls reality to someone who has abandoned his own? Nothing. You are merely a disillusioned sorcerer with powers that will bring about your end. And. I AM YOUR END.
*FALCON PUNNNNCH!!!!!* Cthulhu: "What... what is this power?! WHO THE F*** ARE THESE PEOPLE?! SCREW THIS I'M OUT, KEEP THE DAMN MANOR!"
How to kill Cthulhu, *Cthulhu awakes and goes to destroy world, sends a modern day Nuclear missile straight into his face* Mhhmm! Fry 'em good! Put it on the grill Sheila!
Reaver Fang cthulhu: The hell is that shiny thing flying at me- *BOOOOOOM!* Pilot: Welcome to the 21st millenia fuckface!
No, you need alot of cocaine, a giant sword and a calculator. Having leprosy helps but isn't a necessity.
Punishthefalse and the will to take back the holy land from Saracen Scum(no one gonna get it anyway)
Punishthefalse and the will to take back the holy land from Saracen Scum(no one gonna get it anyway)
"I'm dying, buff me up boys"
It's a girl...
To think even in the end, there was only a 1/4 critical chance... How many long, tedious tries did this challenge take? (Edit: Ah, 3) But the payoff was infinitely rewarding. And in light of our hero's backstory, I must add: Hail to the king, baby!
yes, but the odds were much slimmer than just a 1/4 for him to kill the heart. the leper could output damage of 58 to 116 and a crit only multiplies an attack by 1.5. so suppose he hit at the top end of that attack, 116 x 1.5 = 174, and he scored a 173.
Jus1 no, crit automatically multiplies highest damage you can do by 1.5x
THE MIGHTIEST CRIT OF THEM ALL.
"Rain the the forest.." No Batta the Beast... that's the sound of the blood raining down across the lands as you fucking cut through that heart in one swing and got blood every where. Literally had 3 of his drug dealers just give him just line of cocaine, syringes etc while he muttered to himself on how his girlfriend cheated on him and then took up his huge broken ass sword and kicked that lovecrafting horror bitch back to the lands in which he came from.
*RULES OF NATURE!*
"My body may crumble to pieces... My bones can break to dust... but my faith... MY FAITH WILL PREVAIL !"
I want a fanfic of this so fucking badly.
I'll take anything to do with this. Most I've gotten is a mention and link to this video on tv tropes.
That's actually how I found this video. I saw the mention and I'm "Wait, you'd have to do like 150 damage" and lo and behold Batta the beast over here achieved the impossible.
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
And so it has come to pass that the man who had given up hope, who had accepted that his life was about to come to it's final, rotting end, fought for those who believed in him, and ended up saving the world.
Heart: "Behold, the heart of the world!" Leper: *(snorts all the vapors) AAAAAAHHH*
It took me a while to understand that you were hyper-buffing the Lepper
Don't forget that his leper was on deaths door for a while
*opens video* *see's team comp* *runs for nuclear bunker laughing at the heart*
His final attack is 173. Enemy's hp is 172.
BUFF THE LEPER UNTIL HE IS GOD
No thats what i call a "heart attack"
"I'm almost dead and high off my ass, let's do this shit already so I can go home and rot in peace."
The blackest night yields to the brightest dawn.
"Spare the others, I am ready."
"Ready... to take your life!!!" *_SLASH_*
"Batta the beast" It all makes sense now.
As the tide rises so does the tide fall. The dark had it's time now light shall rise, and it is no more than rain in the forest.
Leper: Well, I could crit the heart, but I’ll need a diversion. Doctor: Well that shouldn’t be too... Leper: For five minutes. And considering how badly the ancestor beat me up...nah I’m sure you’ll be fine. Doctor: Did...did you just hold a grudge!? Leper: Doo doo! Duh doo doo! Duh doo doo! Imma chargin my attack!
That was awesome. Well done, drugs and leprosy solve the problem. Though I would argue the leper probably died afterwards of an overdose and if he lived he did not live well sir.
He was well on his way out already. If you're gonna die, splitting a god clean in half is pretty high on the list of best ways to die.
Precisely. He knew he didn't have long, so why not go out with a bang?
A sacrifice he would willingly make. The world has given him blessings beyond counting. And so, he will sacrifice himself to bless it in return.
"Well, shit." -The Heart, probably.
The Plague Doctors weren't actually buffing the Leper. They were giving him their energy for a Spirit Bomb, which he infused into his sword to cleave the Heart of Darkness in twain from the groin up. When he said "Rain in the forest," he was referring to the rain of pure fighting energy that blanketed the world as his Sword of Hope dispersed.
That's basically Trunks killing Zamasu in DBS eheh
ＨＯＷ ＱＵＩＣＫＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＴＩＤＥ ＴＵＲＮＳ 16:29
Nah man, the tide fuckin died there
Considering what we saw - at least at 1/173 the speed of light.
11:05 to skip the Ancestral's stall
+Mathias Hillmann Thanks!
Florida Leper high on various narcotics slays eldritch deity.
I respect the fact that you managed to kill the heart without any deaths. I also respect your reference to Fire Emblem 7. Batta the Beast rules all!