The Funniest Way To Get Fired From A Job. Graham Kay

2024 ж. 25 Нау.
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The funniest way to get fired from a job might be painting the wrong house, or at least thats how we feel after listening to this clip from Graham Kay. In this clip Graham talks about the time he got fired from a job for painting the wrong house and what it's like having his dream job now. Whether you're someone who has been fired for a crazy reason, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Graham Kay is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • This actually reminds me of a story that recently has been making its way around KZhead Land. A roofing company, I believe it was in Oklahoma but don't quote me on that, started tearing an entire roof off an older couples home. It just so happened that the wife, who normally would have been home to stop them, decided to go with her husband on his work trip this time. The roof was almost completely removed by the time the boss showed up to let his crew know they got the wrong house. Two numbers in the address were inverted by someone at some point. The company finished removing the old roof, replaced it with a brand new, more energy efficient $30,000 roof, and informed the homeowners of the mistake. They not only got a new roof for free, but because of that roof, their homeowners insurance also dropped by several thousand dollars annually. They really got the long end of the stick in this case! 🙂😂🤣 Edit: multiple typos

    @bubzilla6137@bubzilla6137Ай бұрын
    • They might have been delighted. I am almost certain that the home's roof needed a replacement anyway.

      @edithdlp8045@edithdlp8045Ай бұрын
    • I got new rain gutters that way. Got home from work and they were replacing them. Grabbed a beer and waited for them to finish. The work order was for 5125. I lived at 5129.

      @gungho1345@gungho1345Ай бұрын
    • That couple may well have been praying to the Lord Jesus.

      @DrGeorgeAntonios@DrGeorgeAntoniosАй бұрын
    • @@DrGeorgeAntonios Very possible. That is exactly the kind of thing God would do to answer a supernatural prayer in a practical way. 🙂✝️

      @bubzilla6137@bubzilla6137Ай бұрын
    • Amazingly crazy!!!😅

      @joannehalsey1619@joannehalsey1619Ай бұрын
  • ...and the neighbor is like..."Dang It! That's the color I wanted to paint my house!

    @gregoswald7723@gregoswald7723Ай бұрын
    • Funny!! Free job, not necessarily a paint job. Haha

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
  • Love the painting job story. Also-- he's fairly new to this and the ringing phone really threw him off but I like the way he incorporated his discomfort into the routine and riffed on it a bit. Excellent recovery!

    @TheOldHippiebilly@TheOldHippiebillyАй бұрын
    • Ya, at least one funny joke in 10 minutes

      @sigor2011@sigor2011Ай бұрын
    • I don't think that was ad-lib. "Momentum". That was funny. I think it was prepared.

      @mountainjeff@mountainjeffАй бұрын
    • *riffed

      @alvallac2171@alvallac2171Ай бұрын
  • His house story reminds me of the time I got home from work and my white House was painted brown. It was the weirdest thing. My neighbors didn’t see a thing.

    @CountDewkeww@CountDewkewwАй бұрын
    • Me too. I came home one day and my white house was also brown. This story reminds me of that. When someone painted my house brown. Guess I'm not the only one this happen to. When a stranger painted my house brown. Because I didn't ask for it 😂

      @hanestshirtsarecool@hanestshirtsarecoolАй бұрын
    • Liar!!

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @shelbywoo3229@shelbywoo3229Ай бұрын
  • Actually happened to my daughter's house. No one ever owned up to doing it. She lives on East *** Avenue and there is a West *** Avenue of the same number.

    @kybourbonboy@kybourbonboyАй бұрын
    • I live on a street that has north and south in front of the name. I can't recall how many times the uber has taken us to the wrong home.

      @edithdlp8045@edithdlp8045Ай бұрын
    • Maybe this guy did it?

      @themacocko6311@themacocko6311Ай бұрын
    • BS

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
    • @@edithdlp8045 I work (as a nanny) on a street like that. Same road names, same numbers, but N, S, and W. A few weeks after I started working there, it was still during the covid work from home days, a food delivery came for a name I had never heard of so I sent them away and told them they must have had the wrong street. It was my boss’s lunch that a coworker had ordered under their name. 😂 That oops was not the street’s or the delivery person’s fault that time.

      @Rosie_C@Rosie_CАй бұрын
    • @@toddmiller243 Get a life. I would not have said it if it did not happen.

      @kybourbonboy@kybourbonboyАй бұрын
  • You should've at least drove back to see if they keep it brown! 😂

    @mysticmusical@mysticmusicalАй бұрын
    • *driven (because "should've" = "SHOULD haVE" and we say "should have driven," not "should have drove")

      @alvallac2171@alvallac2171Ай бұрын
    • Driven, but funny!!

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
  • You know, depending on the color? I wouldn't mind that much to come home and find the house painted 😂😂😂

    @pixiethebug@pixiethebugАй бұрын
  • Maybe these people that owned the house were amongst those that say they “don’t see color”.

    @michaelnewell6385@michaelnewell6385Ай бұрын
  • Omg… no one told them what happened? 😂😂😂😂 that’s hysterical

    @lisathomas1622@lisathomas1622Ай бұрын
  • 7:01 "...tube of farts..." 😂😂😂

    @richcampus@richcampusАй бұрын
  • I laughed so hard multiple times

    @lovepeacejoyhappiness@lovepeacejoyhappinessАй бұрын
    • hey thanks! I post often

      @GrahamKayComedy@GrahamKayComedyАй бұрын
    • Me too!! One of the funniest I've seen on dry bar!

      @charisasmith8554@charisasmith8554Ай бұрын
  • That house painting mistake.was pretty funny. Would have loved to see the owners faces when they came home. Would ya report it to the cops?? I could only imagine that 911 call!!

    @vindivergilio3482@vindivergilio3482Ай бұрын
    • Omg! Ridiculously hilarious!!!

      @kcl060@kcl060Ай бұрын
    • Yeah hello I want to report a painted house! Yes it's mine, no I don't drink. It's brown now and this morning it was white. Ok buddy, don't call here again.

      @jewelleryaddict@jewelleryaddictАй бұрын
  • What a funny guy! In a lot of ways he reminds me of my favorite comedian Steven Wright. Great job. Years ago when much younger owned a painting business so the one about the wrong house was fantastic.

    @chargerman165@chargerman165Ай бұрын
    • How? Steve is a one liner comedian.

      @themacocko6311@themacocko6311Ай бұрын
    • Hey thanks!

      @GrahamKayComedy@GrahamKayComedyАй бұрын
    • He was/is the $hit. I put spot remover on my dog, can't find him!! Hhahahah

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
    • @@themacocko6311 Your a 2 vowel fool!!

      @toddmiller243@toddmiller243Ай бұрын
  • This was so funny!!! Great job

    @jacqueschneider4687@jacqueschneider4687Ай бұрын
  • At 2:54 He missed an incredible segue between his story about painting the wrong house because he got the address wrong, and his Tonight Show story. He should have followed the house-painting anecdote with "Gee, I'll never make that mistake again. When anyone gives me an address anymore, I confirm it 3 times! Otherwise, I never would have successfully made it here... to the Tonight Show." And then used that to lead into his Tonight Show story.

    @Bildad1976@Bildad1976Ай бұрын
  • This should be the safety brief before the flight takes off 😂

    @lioness3963@lioness3963Ай бұрын
  • I clicked on this by accident but could not leave. He is very funny.

    @beverleyreid563@beverleyreid563Ай бұрын
  • I used to paint houses, apartments, condos and one gas station. Luckily we never painted the wrong building.

    @cliffords.8341@cliffords.8341Ай бұрын
  • Omg i laughed so hard i woke up the ferrets.

    @ladyweasellou3367@ladyweasellou3367Ай бұрын
  • Truth in comedy form! So funny!

    @terfalicious@terfaliciousАй бұрын
  • Brilliant. Loved it

    @CCMorgan@CCMorganАй бұрын
  • He was good. He looks a little bit like the guy from the movie Office Space.

    @MomentsInTrading@MomentsInTradingАй бұрын
    • John krasinski? 😊

      @seedsoflove7684@seedsoflove7684Ай бұрын
  • YT ad during this video? Certa pro painters.

    @truepeacenik@truepeacenikАй бұрын
  • THAT WAS FRIKEN AWESOME 😃

    @Psyche_MMA@Psyche_MMAАй бұрын
  • Penn Jillette is laughing hard!

    @Gasgaification@GasgaificationАй бұрын
  • Why does the boss sound like Bill Burr😅 lol

    @jmin87@jmin8726 күн бұрын
  • I laughed so hard!!!!

    @pelletfunner6701@pelletfunner6701Ай бұрын
  • He's killing me!!!!! Sooo funny!!!

    @Music_is_Breathing@Music_is_BreathingАй бұрын
  • RIOT!!! I was crying laughing!

    @BonnieDuritsky@BonnieDuritskyАй бұрын
  • Can a person get fired from a job before they ever get hired on there as an intern? I did once while being run off the place only because according to them I am too old.

    @francesbernard2445@francesbernard2445Ай бұрын
  • I knew of a roofing company that roofed the wrong house! This was in Canada though.

    @Fubar2024@Fubar2024Ай бұрын
    • That would be a huge THANK YOU! But a brown house...

      @kcl060@kcl060Ай бұрын
  • Loved the flight segment! We kust took an eight hour flight midnight to 8am and so much of that is true😅. But no flu just a cold now😂😂

    @mamadeborah1999@mamadeborah1999Ай бұрын
  • Good story 👍🏽

    @hanifnahian@hanifnahianАй бұрын
  • I wish someone would accidently paint my house 😂

    @myhandsrfullofluv4225@myhandsrfullofluv4225Ай бұрын
  • Momentum 😂😂😂

    @sKitZoBonKa@sKitZoBonKaАй бұрын
  • That was charming

    @SeeingSebastian@SeeingSebastianАй бұрын
  • You can really tell he dressed himself in the morning.

    @MrCoalmin@MrCoalminАй бұрын
  • Painted the wrong house 😂

    @sKitZoBonKa@sKitZoBonKaАй бұрын
  • I don't remember my red eye flight, but that's ok I was 38 and, having transformed into 73, a lot has happened...miracles, tragedies, babies and more and more babies. Love makes the world go round

    @judelainegazes@judelainegazesАй бұрын
  • Hilarious !😭

    @MJ-co2eh@MJ-co2ehАй бұрын
  • He should have went back to that house. Man your house looks so nice. Who painted it ? We have no idea . Well good ,oh I mean good job! Bye!

    @bengray423@bengray423Ай бұрын
  • I bet they made a very big mess with all that brown paint. Funny story. Not so funny for the home owners.

    @janetttyminski7295@janetttyminski7295Ай бұрын
  • I was the first to get fired instead of getting laid off like the rest of us after that one takeover too. After I didn't fall off of the ladder like I was supposed to more likely maybe do at my age. While working in that shoe store which looked way less problematic to a lot of us than some of those really old libraries in Ireland when it comes to ladders.While I was trying to fit in well enough with young high school diploma holders while working for pay. No I have never worked in one of those kind of libraries in Ireland.

    @francesbernard2445@francesbernard24452 күн бұрын
  • His set was VERY funny until the phone call. This is just the last few minutes of the whole set. I wish they had shared his intro!!! Very funny!

    @nancymansfield6693@nancymansfield6693Ай бұрын
  • Funny guy! 😅

    @phyllisggross9766@phyllisggross9766Ай бұрын
  • First class coughs 😂

    @aloysiusmaina2625@aloysiusmaina2625Ай бұрын
  • The home was a rental, they lost tw deposit because the color change wasn't approved...

    @usauditresponse@usauditresponse20 күн бұрын
  • I hope the homeowner was wearing his brown pants when he saw his house.

    @Land-Shark@Land-SharkАй бұрын
  • Lmfao omg

    @MrBrownnn696@MrBrownnn696Ай бұрын
  • My bowel movements are CREAMY and ZESTY 😊

    @bryantsmith3134@bryantsmith3134Ай бұрын
  • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431@donnabuckalew-wagner6431Ай бұрын
  • I was fired 2 days after I quit once 😂

    @AFL67pitt@AFL67pittАй бұрын
  • done with dry bar... can't finish a show.... sad because I like it...

    @arlenefisher1164@arlenefisher116428 күн бұрын
    • Why be done with Dry Bar if you enjoy it?

      @user-vz3hr3kw4f@user-vz3hr3kw4f5 күн бұрын
  • Honey... does something look different to you?

    @greatboniwanker@greatboniwankerАй бұрын
  • Weird choice of unmatched clothes!!

    @verajohnson4367@verajohnson4367Ай бұрын
    • That jacket is looking a little Proud. Really hope that wasn’t intentional…

      @musicmaven3149@musicmaven3149Ай бұрын
  • My bet is he looses another job.

    @bobbg9041@bobbg9041Ай бұрын
  • Anyone ever have a client change colors 7 times? I did...whats funny is she changed back to the first one. She didn't realize the time of day and lighting makes a BIG difference! I made some really hood money on that job because she felt so bad about changing so many times!

    @ginny0719@ginny0719Ай бұрын
  • Hello police I would like to report a painted house. No I am not drinking! It was white this morning now its brown. Ok buddy dont call here again and sober up!

    @jewelleryaddict@jewelleryaddictАй бұрын
  • the one guy we all keep hearing is definitely getting paid cause nothing in the first 4 minutes was funny at all

    @liljoniijon@liljoniijonАй бұрын
  • He could have moved on after the phone, but instead he let it derail the set and lower the enjoyment for the whole audience. Forgetting to mute your phone is unfortunate, but letting that disrupt the show for everyone is worse. In a room with so many people someone might forget to silence their phone. It's annoying for everyone, but it's usually embarrassing to the person who did it, so trying to make them feel even worse makes you the jerk, not them. Have you never forgotten something? A rude person answers the phone and begins having a conversation or texting back. A normal human being immediately silences the phone and feels terrible about the disruption. Making a mistake is not the same as being rude; humans are not perfect. I've never forgotten to silence a phone, but I'm OCD and that's an advantage in this situation ;).

    @antibrevity@antibrevityАй бұрын
    • Yep! I saw someone with a lot of likes saying he recovered well, but, no, he did so poorly after that, slowest recovery I've ever seen by a comedian.

      @rustylee1836@rustylee1836Ай бұрын
  • I haven't even watched the video and I'm predicting this never happened and that this isn't the funniest way to get fired

    @Hallucinato444@Hallucinato444Ай бұрын
  • Even for women who choose to cover up & dress modestly as a part of religion & find it empowering, I still find it degrading because it’s still saying your body is wrong/tempting/sexy/too beautiful & it is your responsibility to help men. I know this is MY take based on my current understanding but if Islam people could explain, please do. I’d love to hear & learn

    @TheGong00zler@TheGong00zlerАй бұрын
    • In the military, a guy told us he thought women that were totally covered up (specifically Muslim women) to be gorgeous! He said he had some sort of fetish that made him think, "I just wonder what she looks like under all that!" 😂

      @namehere8099@namehere8099Ай бұрын
  • He's the funny guy at work but I wouldn't say a standup needs more in timing

    @cauliflowerpower41@cauliflowerpower41Ай бұрын
  • Sorry, Graham, nothing funny here.

    @jamesbryan1644@jamesbryan1644Ай бұрын
    • People are literally laughing

      @GrahamKayComedy@GrahamKayComedyАй бұрын
  • This guy is okay, but I've noticed that the older comedians are funnier

    @Vincent-ke5zn@Vincent-ke5znАй бұрын
  • Not funny at all, even the story about the house could have been delivered a lot better than the hack job he made out of it. Too bad..good material but the comedian sucks.

    @Ainaes-Feline@Ainaes-FelineАй бұрын
  • Well, for no more good than "The Tonight Show" and any other garbage spewing late-evening-after-the-11 o'clock-news shows come on, I can see why this guy thinks it is a "momentous" moment in his life. If *I* were a comedian, I would rather shoot my foot than go on one of those stupid shows. I was also *not at all impressed* with this guys performance, and I also think his big moment was definately on that show, not this one however.

    @derekwalker4622@derekwalker4622Ай бұрын
  • Not very funny, thinks he is 🙂

    @gsftom@gsftomАй бұрын
  • So, when does he say something funny?

    @grizzlee7547@grizzlee7547Ай бұрын
  • imagine, the two shooting victims once owned a beautiful, white house, until one fateful day.

    @vladtepes97@vladtepes97Ай бұрын
  • That was like comedy but without the funny bits

    @dallasreid7755@dallasreid7755Ай бұрын
  • He deserves to be fired. He’s NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.

    @its_me_flee8188@its_me_flee8188Ай бұрын
  • Stop testing your intellect and just be funny.

    @willemp6432@willemp6432Ай бұрын
    • You first

      @magpie_vii@magpie_viiАй бұрын
    • What tf you talking about? The man is hilarious. I'm gonna check out the full routine in the Dry Bar app while you sit there in apparent misery 😂

      @RicoCosta317@RicoCosta317Ай бұрын
    • ​@@magpie_vii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @RicoCosta317@RicoCosta317Ай бұрын
    • Testing your intellect? He told stories about painting the wrong house

      @gcfournier3386@gcfournier3386Ай бұрын
  • What a waste of time. I painted the wrong house is not comedy. Unless you don't have any real jokes. I made it 9 min before I gave up.

    @jzmcgriggs8652@jzmcgriggs8652Ай бұрын
  • SUCKS

    @Herculano420@Herculano42020 күн бұрын
  • Worst I've seen on drybar

    @julianlocklear8069@julianlocklear8069Ай бұрын
  • Pretty mediocre.

    @rudysal1429@rudysal1429Ай бұрын
    • Which for a new and nervous comedian is a great start. He didn’t bomb, dealt with audience disruption and is relatable. I couldn’t do better than he did… 👍🏼🍻

      @RichardWraith@RichardWraithАй бұрын
    • As are you❤

      @michaelzorz2344@michaelzorz2344Ай бұрын
  • BOOOOO BOOOOOO ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE HAVING TO DIE AND HE HOPED THE FAMILY GOT TO SEE HIS SET.. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS GUY IS SLOW TOO AND FORGETS WHERE HE IS AT.

    @lisaherrick2610@lisaherrick2610Ай бұрын
    • Fr

      @user-bv8bh8fu8k@user-bv8bh8fu8kАй бұрын
  • I was fired because I was hired (somewhere else). Paid out in the end LOL

    @ericlondon2663@ericlondon2663Ай бұрын
  • Painting the wrong house: providing free home improvement services one mistake at a time!" 😂🏠🎨

    @Dana.Walker@Dana.WalkerАй бұрын
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