Everyone Is Just 2 Bad Days Away From Losing It. Ryan Dalton - Full Special
Everyone is just 2 bad days away from losing it, or at least Ryan Dalton is in this full special from Dry Bar Comedy. In this full special Ryan Dalton talks about everything from flying spirit airlines to finding mattresses on the streets. Whether you're someone who is just 2 bad days away from losing your mind, or you're just someone who has taken a mattress from the streets this full special from Ryan Dalton is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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His slogans are hilarious "Spirit Airlines, because buses can't fly."
More please! I didn't listen to the video that I chose to watch...
Spirit is the greyhound of the sky 🤣
My grandmother just died at 107 and every time someone says they didn't see it coming I can't help but laugh 😂
Holy cow, 107? God bless her! You are a good granddaughter and I’m sure she loved you to pieces. I’m sorry for your loss, my condolences.
Hi Melissa, im very sorry for your loss. That is great to have grandma for that many yrs. I hope that she didnt suffer for any length of time, and that those 107 yrs were full of GODs love and blessings. I will pray that GOD gives you peace and strength and helps you to heal in a healthy, loving way. I will also pray for your family and most importantly for your grandmas soul. I pray that she is at peace and her soul is refreshed and cleansed, and with our loving GOD and her loved ones who she has missed for many many yrs. My mom is 81, and doing great. She has a very bad leg and is pain, but she is a tough cookie. She always has been. She lost her mom when she was 3 1/2, and her dad when she was 24. I never met those grandparents, but her mother did a great job for the few yrs she had her. And her dad was super loving and my mom came first when her dad started dating again about 6 yrs later. I WISH i met them. My mom looked exactly like her mother, and they were both Beautiful and Gorgous. My mom is still gorgous, just older, lol. She is beautiful in her heart and soul and she still has her cute baby smile. She is known for her smile, coz she always smiled and stayed positive. My grandma was 24 when she died and my grandpap was 50 when he died. Thats to young. Ive been pulling out the old pics of my mom when i have been visiting her 2x a week. The pics are her as a baby. A child, young adult and an adult and my mom and dads wedding. Its nice to see those old pics of her side of family, and old pics of my dads side of his family who i was closer with. Mom was an only child. Dad had a brother and a sister. Everyone is deceased, except my mom, Praise GOD. Take care. We still have our Memories. Peace and love Glen
I will away think about the one vid off the grandma that said I hope it my last. The funny thing is sometime happen before that at that b day she was just done with lol
@@Traderjoe thank you so much
@@glenpolen5562 thank you and prayers for your beautiful mom
The audience was laughing so hard, they forgot to clap until the end.
As a person who worked at Little Caesar's, you'd be surprised. We actually made the dough ourselves and it was in the cooler for two/three days max. The first day to set, and if it went over the time, they tossed it. We also made the sauce ourselves, too. I was actually pleasantly surprised.
Then how come i get diahrea everytime i eat the hot-n-ready deep dish?
@@CaliburPANDAs trust me, it's worth it
Yeah way back Tim Hortons and little Caesars made everything from scratch. Grand days.
@@draculastraphouse6637 lol my stomach and toilet says otherwise. xD
@@CaliburPANDAs probably the gluten tbh. The pizzas do contain gluten, and I know a lot of people don't do well with gluten. However, if it's just the deep dish, then it's probably from the mixture we used to help the deep dish dough rise. I can't remember what all was in it, but it may have been something in there.
“…flying Spirit Airlines is one step above shipping yourself somewhere in a box. The difference is the tape. You have to pay for the tape on Spirit Airlines” SO true!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandpa turned 91 this year. He IS the type of guy who will pass away suddenly and everyone will say "What happened?! We never expected this!" The man is a rock. ✊️ Love him. ❤️
Same here. My grandfather 93 died basically as a result of the Texas freeze. He required dialysis regularly but the freeze knocked out his hospital and he went almost a week without it. He was never the same and then died shortly after.
That happened to my 93 year old grandpa last August. Who was 2 days from turning 94, he was like NOPE I’m out and passed in his sleep. As everyone found out they asked “what happened” because the man was healthy, still had his mind and knew everybody business like no other. When it’s your time to go, it’s just time. 🤷🏽♀️
Yup. My grandpa still knows the latest town gossip. He hosts all the holiday dinners. He has just now begun to give up fishing, only because the two guys he always goes with are no longer there. And he knows its not smart for him to go alone. When he doesn't want to do something, he won't do it. I somehow feel that willingness or lack of willingness will carry on until the day he dies.
Gramps turns 96 tomorrow
These days I feel like I’m 5 min away from losing it. Stress sucks. For anyone curious, it’s mostly that im being asked to do stuff at work with very little training. When you’re always doing stuff with very little training and experience you basically feel like you’re doing terribly
In that situation and I have been there you have to stand you're ground and make it known you have no training for what they have you doing and demand a raise , never doubt you're worth my friend
Getting through tough situations only makes you stronger. Hang in there!!
In all fairness, your pay grade *should* reflect your work load
Sadly is with a lot of jobs these days you got to put in the work yourself and speak for yourself a lot of people aren't going to tell people how good of a job you did they're just going to tell you where you f***** up So you need to talk to someone higher up and make it know you need better training or it's time to bounce and get a new job Don't settle however if it's paying the bills for now don't quit till you have the new job I understand the urge to but a lot of young people do with no backup I don't know you or your age so just throwing in there in case you're just entering the work field
You're doing great! You showed up. As I told my college age kid, 90% of life is just showing up.
I was blessed to have one of those greatest generation grandfathers. He passed last July just before his 102 birthday. He was like Mr Dalton’s grandfather very independent, wise and capable. He could do anything if he put his mind to it but he didn’t rob a bank.
As far as you know...
🤣😂🤣😂Love the slogan for Spirit Airlines.. We fly because busses don't.
OMG I lol'd the whole time. My dad is 85 btw and he's literally been hanging on by a thread for 10 years. And my mom does that.- "could be any day now. Any minute. Did you call your dad?" Lol
Call him
Polyester or cotton?
Same! My grandparents died at 92 but were actually perfectly healthy and died of old age. My mom was preparing for a decade.
My 87 yo father went Home to be with the Lord 8 days ago, while out in the shop tinkering with his Jeep, so I can totally relate to being put to shame by their activity level. They were something special & we desperately need that hardworking, self sufficient spirit back in this country! I have also gotten a couple of “what happened” calls. Lol. Ty for this! Great set! Deserved better crowd response in a few places. Ty & God bless & keep us all! 04/21/24 ✝️🙏🏼🕊️💕 Pray & teach yall! In Jesus name!
Emotional intelligence indoctrination and relentless spiritual attack on people is causing the world’s problems. The elites are using AI and mysticism to do this to the world.
This dude's delivery and entire act are TIGHT. Great great set, man. Hilarious.
Ya think so?
Got me laughing for sure
@@kesotone I think he needs more practice, delivery felt off to me... material had a good basis though.
The summer I spent working as a hotel maid stripped away all the excitement of staying in hotels for me.
Watching this while sitting on a hotel bed lol. 6th week of travel for work is no fun. Clorox is my best buddy. I clean the room and the bathroom first thing as I check in. But not figured what to do with the bed lol. But travel with my own pillow.
“You work for the Cleveland Brown of airlines”😂🤣😅
So true my dad will be 90 and he cuts his grass and tends to his garden that is the size of the lot my house is on. I never complain about my days when I’m around him. he thinks the stuff we stress about is crazy and truth is he’s right.
Pizza Pizza is Little Caesar's slogan. And it's a great one I used to deliver pizza and that's what the little kids would say when you deliver the pizza to the house. Anytime I've ever gone to Little Caesars pizza they always tell you you have to wait 10 minutes they don't have them pre-made like he said
I'm only 8 minutes in and struggling to catch my breath. This guy is hilarious.
The way he took his time to really deliver each joke was terrific
You are profoundly funny!!! I laughed so hard and I wish nothing but an outstanding career in comedy for you - you totally deserve it!
I found my newest favourite comedian right here!! Ryan is beyond hilarious. Please give us more of this genius! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
I listen to so much stand-up comedy that it's hard to make me laugh anymore but this guy literally made me laugh so thumbs up to him!
I'm a housekeeper and yes I have seen some really disgusting things. That is true. We can only do so much. If it's really bad we sign that Room out and no one stays in it until it's clean.
This guy is one of the funniest Dry Bar ive ever watched. I was laughing almost during the entire
Ryan is hilarious. Loved the bit about his wedding and the party about his grandpa but it's all really good. 😂😆🤣😂👍👍👍
My husband cried... did not expect that in a million years. Lol
This guy is hilarious, don't get me wrong, but I can't help but feel like he's Jim Gaffigan in a different font.
Literally none of his bits were like gaffigans.
At least Spirit isn’t as bad as Cape Air, I felt like a fed ex box lol
Seriously, what an amazing performance 👏 🙌
The bit about his dog Rusty 🤣🤣🤣
Laying in a hotel bed right now suddenly got much worse
Wow! He was awesome. Can’t wait to see more of his shows.
"I scrubbed it like I committed the crimes on it" ....
Why… aren’t… you… crying? 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Hi Darren how're you doing and your family hope they're all doing wonderful
May I know where you're chatting from ?
I loved that sea turtle joke no one else in the audience laughed at but it killed me 😂🐢
I loved it too!!!
Delivering customer service is usually a s***ty job anyway so I don't think the flight attendant was that thrown off 😂
Hysterical! Thank you, Ryan!
Loved his Grandpa skit...he was funny and enjoyed listening to all of it.
Great delivery. If you make me laugh out loud...you've got something, and I laughed throughout. II'll be looking for more!
Some comedians can really make you laugh.. and happy too! Ryan is one of those!
So good. I'll never be comfortable in a hotel again.
103? Yikes! If I knew for a fact that I was going to live past 70, I’d probably jump off a bridge right NOW. Life is tedious! Too much of it would drive me bonkers.
Sad when it was over! Wanted to hear more stories about his grandpa.
Ryan’s bit about his grandfather brings to mind Commodus and Lucilla discussing Marcus Aurelius’ health: “Do you think he’s really dying?” “He’s been dying for ten years.”
Brilliant. What's the source?
@@DrGeorgeAntonios the film Gladiator, during Commodus and Lucilla’s journey to Germania
Another great talent! He's so good!
I can't with hotels. I literally want to levitate the entire time I've had to be in one. Don't even want to touch the floor.
Good one: "this is the best that YOU can do" 😎😅😃😆 great slogan for a company
The Browns bit was hilarious all the way through 😂😂
I had to laugh extra hard. I recently moved to Ohio! BAHAHA HAHAHA!
NE Ohio here!! And I fly Spirit!! 😂😂. I’m used to the Cleveland Browns jokes!!
@@christinebiada1292 I am in Findlay, where are you?
@@shawnneice4322 Streetsboro- near Kent State University- 40 minutes southeast of Cleveland. You’re near the Sandusky area, I believe??
@@christinebiada1292 Hancock county. Near Lima and Fostoria.
Excellent. Great set. Solid all along. loved it all. 5 Star jokes. Hes a genius. So clever and sharp. Thx.
HILARIOUS! THANK YOU! How I needed this!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I have to go to a restaurant and for my drink, Yes, Id like some condensed steam!!!
When he talks about spirit airlines is like he’s talking about Ryanair here in Europe 😂😂
This was the best 😂🤣😂 kept me laughing the whole time!!
"Peanuts were never an option"
omg i laughed throughout this entire show. Mr. Dalton sir, you are insanely funny.
Very Funny..... Great Set!!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!! 🥰✌️🇺🇲
I hope we see more of him!
I wish I could comment something funny but my head hurts and I can't think from all this laughing.
You, too? All that l can do is 😁 hit the 👍 up
Cleveland sports fan here ..I feel your pain 🤣
It's great to see Kevin Spacey back doing stand up.
Can't beat a good poop joke. Unless that joke takes place in a pressurized tube barreling through the air, and involving a dog.
Love this guy!!
I love watching when I’m drunk knowing you guys aren’t drunk makes me know if you are really funny and you are!
“Spirit airlines is one step above being delivered in a box” 😂😂😂😂
He’s funny lol. Emotional dictator haha
A talent scout needs to see this; I'm sure Ryan is going places, but this guy's name could easily be a household word.
OMG that is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen!
....making human faces 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Omg this guy is hilarious 😂 🤣😂🤣 freshly sanitized street mattress 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Enjoyed your jokes, and excellent voice for grandpa!!😁
LOVE HIM! 😂😂
Omg this is my gma, 95 and still drives and does gardening... I laughed pretty hard at the end thank you
Seriously funny! I love him!
I just paid $280 for Spirit Airlines to fly my daughter from San Diego to Sacramento. I am experiencing murderous rage after this routine but he is hilarious. HILARRRRRRRRRRIOUS!!!
A lot of people already lost it. I think I am about 1day away from losing my mind though
This was entirely awesome. Thank you so much.
Plot twist the street mattress belonged to a hotel
You were hilarious.
This guy is great 👍
omg my daughter just escaped Spirit and starting Delta next wk woohoo 😆😂🤣
She didn't happen to have a 'crappy' experience with a customer and his support Weiner dog did she??
We are truly only 2 bad days away from losing everything
Spirit Airlines is like checking into the Ghetto that moves. And flys. Barely.
Loved this guy! Hilarious. Some stuff I can use in my daily…
Enjoyed his routine from start to finish, very funny, laughed well many times. He was great for wringing sounds out of the audience in response to what he was saying; he really painted the mental pictures well and took us along for the emotional and virtual ride. We were totally invested in what he was saying. He may have struck too close to home with the Little Caesar's pizza joke - apparently we all eat that and yes, we do get mad when it's crappy tasting or poorly made. Plus it's no longer $5 due to inflation. Even so, I think he was super, really enjoyed seeing his special here. Would love to see him back again with even more jokes/stories to tell. Thanks Dry Bar!
That was good
"cuz busses don't fly"....actually...that's What Spirit Flies...four different models of Airbus...
Yes. I flew in one. Lol
True story- Spirit Airlines flight-- drunk guy passes out in the aisle right next to me😂
Friggin great comedy from a man who's been through a lot of the life he makes comedy about! Love this guy!!
Brilliant 👏 👏 👏
FIRST TIME I SAW RYAN DALTON; HE'S FUNNY.. UNIQUE MATERIAL° THUMBS UP!
truly funny. i laughed the whole time. his delivery is great! i would love to see more from him.
Well new to us. Lmao. 😂😂 my husband and I say that. 😆
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man is hilarious 😂
Never get tired of this bit.
haha, this guy cracks me up!
Heard this set long ago was extremely pleased the first time, and extremely please yet again and look forward to hearing it again in the future
So laaaaame
Outstanding!
Great set
This dude is freaking hilarious!
Watching this at 1.5 speed makes it so much better.
Just wanted to say Little Caesars is actually good now. 👍Batman calzone was BUSSIN