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How I became the fastest pencil sharpener in the world

SmallAnt
2020 ж. 22 Шіл.
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The most incredible story about pencil sharpening you will ever watch.
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  • Lots of people asking about where the leaderboard is for this ITS HERE: www.speedrun.com/pss#In_Real_Life

    @Smallant@Smallant3 жыл бұрын

    • very epic

      @batsematary@batsematary3 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks, was wondering where it was at.

      @raid4160@raid41603 жыл бұрын

    • Heard rumors of you changing your name to kneecream

      @jacobgreene4331@jacobgreene43313 жыл бұрын

    • G

      @joshwosh504@joshwosh5043 жыл бұрын

    • I can't see u in the leaderboard

      @Bluesai8@Bluesai83 жыл бұрын

  • The title was cut off, so I read it as "how I became the fastest pencil," and I didn't even question it

    @katbird2699@katbird26993 жыл бұрын

    • this needs more likes

      @tanvi1162@tanvi11623 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @looserthatwatchescartoonsa9555@looserthatwatchescartoonsa95553 жыл бұрын

    • I imagine pencil go brrrrrrrrr

      @mightypurplelicious3209@mightypurplelicious32093 жыл бұрын

    • Ur eyes were probably like how tf did he turn into a pencil

      @ToastersTostadas@ToastersTostadas3 жыл бұрын

    • Why would you need to question it? Do not question the almighty one.

      @usernamecinema835@usernamecinema8353 жыл бұрын

  • Okay but can we talk about that guy in last place who took more than 7 hours to sharpen 10 pencils?

    @natfingerboard@natfingerboard3 жыл бұрын

    • Time stamp ??

      @Error-pm3iu@Error-pm3iu3 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr, did he genuinely sit there sharpening pencils for 7 hours??

      @carolinajackson9346@carolinajackson93463 жыл бұрын

    • @@Error-pm3iu it's in the leader board

      @natfingerboard@natfingerboard3 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe he was trying to beat the record for slowest pencil sharpener. It takes some dedication to sit down and do nothing but sharpen pencils for 7 hours

      @connaeris8230@connaeris82303 жыл бұрын

    • Error 404 4:15

      @kaioyes@kaioyes3 жыл бұрын

  • I can’t believe that before Smallant entered the scene, the world record took half an hour to sharpen 10 pencils.

    @rectitude007@rectitude0072 жыл бұрын

    • average student in class using an electric pencil sharpener

      @neoordwell@neoordwell11 ай бұрын

  • The thumbnail looks like the local chimneysweep surrendering to the police after he was caught red handed stealing singular a singular lima bean.

    @Grahaminations@Grahaminations Жыл бұрын

    • Mixed with the fake mr beast pose

      @SpecSwamp@SpecSwamp Жыл бұрын

  • "pencil sharpening delirium" "the legendary footcream" the internet has made some fantastic sentences possible

    @owenw.1643@owenw.16433 жыл бұрын

    • 1:50 "my hands are a Madcatz controller" was my favourite quote

      @Curelax@Curelax3 жыл бұрын

    • One. 3000 likes to replies

      @dominicmartino6437@dominicmartino64373 жыл бұрын

    • 'are u gonna use glitch for 7th pencil' 💀twitch chat is amazing

      @justacoolguy5296@justacoolguy52962 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine “Ayo can you sharpen my pencil?” “Sure” *removes socks*

    @bird2034@bird20343 жыл бұрын

    • 1 minute later: done!

      @Wildfruit6105@Wildfruit61053 жыл бұрын

    • Yeh that’s weird

      @FireCraftEntertainment@FireCraftEntertainment3 жыл бұрын

    • "I asked to sharpen pencil, not to completely erase it from existence.."

      @limonlx7182@limonlx71823 жыл бұрын

    • Pants*

      @hellothere6117@hellothere61173 жыл бұрын

    • No! Keep them on, otherwise its gay!

      @johnmccarthy9150@johnmccarthy91503 жыл бұрын

  • I’m late to this but if you read this I love this format. Most streamers just upload their livestreams, sometimes including intros and break times. The commentary over it makes both platforms different and enjoyable. The commentary makes the video feel like more of a story while the stream feels more personal. Good stuff

    @jacksonb8114@jacksonb81142 жыл бұрын

  • He... He predicted the "MR BEEEEAST" pose.... This living legend...

    @booposreal@booposreal Жыл бұрын

    • EXACTLY

      @ramennoodles6350@ramennoodles6350 Жыл бұрын

    • MR BEEEEAST

      @blu_two@blu_two Жыл бұрын

    • hello i am a time traveller from the release of this video can you please elaborate

      @baseddepartment6469@baseddepartment6469 Жыл бұрын

    • @@baseddepartment6469 no ur not

      @someboredgamer242@someboredgamer242 Жыл бұрын

  • If nothing else, this series gave you a LOT of mileage out of the “sharpening my skills” pun

    @ooccttoo@ooccttoo3 жыл бұрын

    • Sinister_Eclipse yeah

      @ev0308@ev03083 жыл бұрын

    • And “lead” and “write” puns

      @cruzadergaming3875@cruzadergaming38753 жыл бұрын

    • Good "Point"

      @sirdaddio5102@sirdaddio51023 жыл бұрын

    • It's a triple pun in 1 writing

      @kylre@kylre3 жыл бұрын

    • Mileage: *5,825,139 Miles*

      @gamingwithjason_@gamingwithjason_3 жыл бұрын

  • imagine asking for a sharpener in school, and the guy just says:” dont worry , Im the world’s fastest pencil sharpener” so he takes your pencil, crouch on the ground and turn it to ashes in seconds

    @isber5401@isber54013 жыл бұрын

    • laughs in cromartie

      @gazeboist4535@gazeboist45353 жыл бұрын

    • :))))))))))

      @Amirreza_Karimi@Amirreza_Karimi3 жыл бұрын

    • Im the 690th like

      @AdityaSharma-qb5qp@AdityaSharma-qb5qp3 жыл бұрын

    • *sweats in pencil*

      @devouredkids1877@devouredkids18773 жыл бұрын

    • Dam that’s some hargwarts shit

      @Mattressduck@Mattressduck3 жыл бұрын

  • Bro can we congratulate the man who took seven hours of his life to sharpen 10 pencils. this man is a legend

    @pez_3688@pez_36882 жыл бұрын

  • Rip to all the Pencils and sharpeners we lost during the making of this video

    @cold_potato321@cold_potato3212 жыл бұрын

    • And.. hands.

      @pacifistichuman82649@pacifistichuman826496 ай бұрын

  • When your trainer is a guy named footcream calling himself part of the “pencil sharpening dudes”

    @jay-fk1wb@jay-fk1wb3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @Heihachi_Joestar@Heihachi_Joestar3 жыл бұрын

    • Who makes puns in every line of his speech

      @thedoninator5935@thedoninator59353 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t like where this is going

      @steamdragon8550@steamdragon85503 жыл бұрын

    • @@steamdragon8550 It's the write way to talk.

      @ZJRLT@ZJRLT3 жыл бұрын

    • you mean sensei*

      @interstellarpieceofmeat@interstellarpieceofmeat3 жыл бұрын

  • Footcream: Saw the hub-bub about pencil sharpening world records. Got the world record using his special technique. shared that technique with you, so you could beat him. used a bunch of puns about pencil sharpening. sent you $30 worth of sharpeners. is nobody talking about this mysterious pencil sharpening legend?

    @theprogrammer32@theprogrammer323 жыл бұрын

    • BlockOfWood the Chad footcream

      @eveclass1716@eveclass17163 жыл бұрын

    • he's the man we all aspire to be

      @GavynTheNoob@GavynTheNoob3 жыл бұрын

    • well it woulda been dangerous to go alone, so he gave him this

      @mitch25232@mitch252323 жыл бұрын

    • He's like the mew2king of pencil sharpening

      @isaacgarrett4583@isaacgarrett45833 жыл бұрын

  • This is an amazing catagory. Still, there's a lot to come in this record. A wide range of premium sharpeners are still going to be faster, the twin blade one he picked initially being a great choice. The KUM sharpeners at the beginning of the video being another, along with the great name. There's a good array of novel sharpeners out there. But you need to sharpen the blades and replace them when they are overused. Premium pencils are obviously better, but picking the correct wood makes a huge difference. Premium tend to use hardwood instead of the woods cheap pencils use gumming up the internals, I'd presume maple would be the best hardwood choice. However talk to a carpenter to find out which is easiest to plane. Finally I'd think a few miscellaneous tweaks might help too. Lubricant on the inside of the sharpener so it spins freer. Pencils contain graphite which is a great lubricant, graphite powder would be better. Maybe even something like molybdenum dabbed on the end of each pencil or something equally silly could help. I'm not able to be the sharpening world record holder myself, but I can at least advance the meta for those who are able to compete.

    @olivialambert4124@olivialambert4124 Жыл бұрын

    • You're a bona fide genius. Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us. I hope it inspires the next generation of pencil sharpening speedrunners.

      @Drekromancer@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын

    • As a pencil collector my advice for chocie of pencil would go to Blackwing Pencils, they are made of premium quality cedar wood wich sharpen like butter (They are however super expansive) A even better pencilchoice would go to the Mitsubishi Hi-Uni wich is even more expansive but smooooth. Graphite also plays a big factor, the scale goes from B (soft and dark) to HB (Midrange and most used pencils) to H (Hard and light) So the smartest choice would be using B10 graphite pencils with premium quality cedar wood. And than the choice of sharpener, i am unaware if it's a rule but crank sharpeners are the godtier sharpeners in all aspect, if they are not allowed a Kum sharpeners would be my choice aswell. I want to see a sub 1 minute run now KEKW

      @FriendlyNeighborhoodCrow@FriendlyNeighborhoodCrow Жыл бұрын

    • The sage shares their wisdom with us mortals. Thank you for your service.

      @lissomne@lissomne Жыл бұрын

    • lubricant on the internals would just make the wood chips stick and build up inside.

      @Tosh.O@Tosh.O Жыл бұрын

    • @@Tosh.O There's many, many types of lubricant. Dry lubricant specifically being one style. Molybdenum being my favoured industrial lubricant, it loves to build up grey stains everywhere but imo typically better than graphite. Both are in powder form, graphite similar to powdered pencil lead which obviously doesn't make the wood chips stick.

      @olivialambert4124@olivialambert4124 Жыл бұрын

  • 5:53 the way he says footcream in such seriousness is too funny

    @avatarx5196@avatarx51962 жыл бұрын

  • “Is he gonna do the glitch to skip the seventh pencil?” Had me dying.

    @zavhyatta9795@zavhyatta97953 жыл бұрын

    • Well it depends on if he speedruns any% or glitchless pencils

      @ultimateabsol1268@ultimateabsol12683 жыл бұрын

    • @@ultimateabsol1268 lmaoo

      @Targon1011@Targon10113 жыл бұрын

    • But to perform the glitch is hard thoo... he doesn't have the enough experience levels to do it

      @critizon3074@critizon30743 жыл бұрын

    • He needs to do the sharperner clip then try to get a frame perfect sharpen on the 4th pencil.

      @peejoejohnston1816@peejoejohnston18163 жыл бұрын

    • I saw that to

      @apacheattackhelicopter5823@apacheattackhelicopter58233 жыл бұрын

  • Who else kept seeing this in their recommended, and said “why not” and didn’t expect it to be this good

    @huhrawz@huhrawz3 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes

      @swaminathanj5110@swaminathanj51103 жыл бұрын

    • It's scary how accurate this is

      @user-uv4rg2qp7c@user-uv4rg2qp7c3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah.

      @evelynexuma1699@evelynexuma16993 жыл бұрын

    • 〇殺人光線 that shit was ass

      @user-rr1to5ml1g@user-rr1to5ml1g3 жыл бұрын

    • Read my mind

      @tkzagz5796@tkzagz57963 жыл бұрын

  • Bro was really like "MR MR MR MR BEAST" in the thumbnail 💀

    @NiallProGaming@NiallProGaming8 ай бұрын

    • Frr

      @mr.squeaky6314@mr.squeaky63148 ай бұрын

  • Is nobody gonna talk about how he predicted the mr beast meme in the thumbnail?

    @The300thloser@The300thloser8 ай бұрын

    • no that shit is as funny as a 11 year olds sense of humor

      @chxrripop@chxrripop7 ай бұрын

  • Imagine just being on a date and the girl says “tell me a bit about yourself” and u can say “I’m the fastest the pencil sharpener in the world “

    @charlienorman2989@charlienorman29893 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty damn cool tbh

      @ilikechicken7076@ilikechicken70763 жыл бұрын

    • That’s sick

      @mystkraken789@mystkraken7893 жыл бұрын

    • She would say "Thrust me how you sharpen your pencils Daddy ;)"

      @greenman784@greenman7843 жыл бұрын

    • @@greenman784 what?

      @W-I463@W-I4633 жыл бұрын

    • @@W-I463 I know I was so lost too

      @alexh5358@alexh53583 жыл бұрын

  • my goofy ahh after seeing the thumbmail: "MR. BEAST🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗"

    @Birb_TF2@Birb_TF2Ай бұрын

  • Electric pencil sharpener: finally a worthy opponent

    @jungkook-jg2lo@jungkook-jg2lo7 ай бұрын

  • Can't believe I just watched a documentary about a man sharpening pencils

    @idk8717@idk87173 жыл бұрын

    • lol same

      @ryahiscool1057@ryahiscool10573 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @rodrickyt7132@rodrickyt71323 жыл бұрын

    • It was great tho.

      @artistahoy9103@artistahoy91033 жыл бұрын

    • Me too, kid.

      @kawanserednicki9120@kawanserednicki91203 жыл бұрын

    • Wait I just began ro rethink life..

      @osamason11@osamason113 жыл бұрын

  • The real question is how did I get to this point in life to be watching someone sharpen a pencil-

    @RinAchlys@RinAchlys3 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @user-ht9iv2ec1d@user-ht9iv2ec1d3 жыл бұрын

    • Hear Quagsire's vomit

      @lewiskarma797@lewiskarma7973 жыл бұрын

    • How did he get to this POINT in his life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @_T_R_E_V_O_R_@_T_R_E_V_O_R_3 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly

      @jenniferhernandez2792@jenniferhernandez27923 жыл бұрын

    • I’m just bored in school

      @Joseph-hf6nn@Joseph-hf6nn3 жыл бұрын

  • at the end it looks like your kept hostage and being forced to sharp the pencils against your will.

    @lkheffner2173@lkheffner2173 Жыл бұрын

  • Near all of SmallAnt’s “how I became…” videos could easily be turned into an anime it’s pretty hilarious.

    @ericfranklin1802@ericfranklin1802 Жыл бұрын

  • Mr. Beast: Plants 20 million trees. This guy: *_I'm your worst nightmare._*

    @ScubaShark--8964@ScubaShark--89643 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @thegoldenhelmet1297@thegoldenhelmet12973 жыл бұрын

    • Wow

      @immodium4586@immodium45863 жыл бұрын

    • Lol this is nowhere near even one trees' worth of wood.

      @crazy808ish@crazy808ish3 жыл бұрын

    • Shut up, child, you aren't old enough to have rights

      @dabirdie1797@dabirdie17973 жыл бұрын

    • @@dabirdie1797 h

      @thegoldenhelmet1297@thegoldenhelmet12973 жыл бұрын

  • So what you’re saying is, this run is pay to win

    @mr.krustykrust@mr.krustykrust3 жыл бұрын

    • That was my thought too, especially when he broke out the 'best pencil sharpener money can buy'. The fact that you need to use premium pencils makes it p2w too

      @LeCheckmate@LeCheckmate3 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty obvious tho. Like the canadian lumberjack contest, everyone has the best axe they can get or build to specifically match their needs and body. Basically any competition where you can bring your own gear is pay to win. From Olympic swimming to wild climbers, if you don't have the best gear you're in for a bad time regardless of the level of competition.

      @GreyPunkWolf@GreyPunkWolf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@GreyPunkWolf Wait, olympic equipment isn't standardized for the participants? Pay to win speedrunning isn't okay, i'll have to boycott that event.

      @LeCheckmate@LeCheckmate3 жыл бұрын

    • @@LeCheckmate It's only controlled and regulated to avoid cheating. But every participant bring his own gear and medical team. Only the emergency medics are paid by the event. And the cleaning crew obv. Although they don't pay personally for the gear and insurance, they have sponsors for that

      @GreyPunkWolf@GreyPunkWolf3 жыл бұрын

    • Also sponsors bring them steady income even when they aren't doing competitions so that they can focus only and completely on their training to have the best performance once the competition period starts.

      @GreyPunkWolf@GreyPunkWolf3 жыл бұрын

  • MR. BEAST

    @Vaporvision@Vaporvision Жыл бұрын

    • MR. BEAST

      @az-og4hp@az-og4hp Жыл бұрын

    • MR. BEAST

      @BlizzardFruit-@BlizzardFruit- Жыл бұрын

    • MR. BREAST

      @AbcXyzXD@AbcXyzXD Жыл бұрын

    • POO BEAST

      @gibraltar4841@gibraltar4841 Жыл бұрын

  • YES. ALL HAIL THE KING OF PENCIL SHARPENING. And of course credit to the supportive cast and the gods that blessed the final run.

    @asimplenugget8608@asimplenugget86082 жыл бұрын

  • 4:15 are we not gonna talk about how someone took 7 1/2 hours to sharpen 10 pencils

    @lonisballington7636@lonisballington76363 жыл бұрын

    • Leo Belyi they had to make sure the pencils were all made of the same tree first.

      @whyyousomadtho5371@whyyousomadtho53713 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus Christ I didn’t even notice that 😂😂😂

      @bgizzy1088@bgizzy10883 жыл бұрын

    • That guy sharpened it with his fingernails alone.

      @basicallydisabledveteranma9223@basicallydisabledveteranma92233 жыл бұрын

    • Basically Disabled Veteran Mafia Boss his mom called him to go eat then he forgot about it after he finished eating

      @ToastersTostadas@ToastersTostadas3 жыл бұрын

    • knives?

      @shanestaley6595@shanestaley65953 жыл бұрын

  • Are we gonna ignore the fact that someone took 7 hours and 21 minutes to sharpen 10 pencils.

    @whatscupdog9743@whatscupdog97433 жыл бұрын

    • my guess is that they sharpened 9 pencils, took a 6 hour nap, found out they miscounted the number of sharpened pencils and then finished the speedrun skfjdfjskfjsdfh

      @axdonat@axdonat3 жыл бұрын

    • Alex Donát or just completely didnt do it at all until the last hour

      @iplxel7888@iplxel78883 жыл бұрын

    • yes.

      @squibble311@squibble3113 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @cyanideA@cyanideA3 жыл бұрын

    • @@axdonat lol

      @trackernivrig@trackernivrig3 жыл бұрын

  • My men is the actual REAL MRBEAST MEN DID THE MEBEAST POSE OMG REAL!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

    @Reborn5475@Reborn5475 Жыл бұрын

  • MR BEAST ahh thumbnail

    @Xashi4@Xashi4 Жыл бұрын

  • This mans is goin to have a tight marriage. Dedication is his life

    @dylanvo1119@dylanvo11193 жыл бұрын

    • How get divorce glichtless speedrun

      @fran-tj2qd@fran-tj2qd3 жыл бұрын

    • loving each other for the rest of our lives 100% completion run

      @natrod8628@natrod86283 жыл бұрын

    • Unless he forgets about his anniversary and spends the whole day sharpening pencils

      @benderbear762@benderbear7623 жыл бұрын

    • @@benderbear762 smallant: *forgets anniversary* also smallant to his children: is the run dead, guys? should I start over?

      @natrod8628@natrod86283 жыл бұрын

    • Marriage and divorce speedrun category needs to be a thing

      @phazon7836@phazon78363 жыл бұрын

  • Moral of the story: Premium pencils are better than dollar store pencils

    @chester0104@chester01043 жыл бұрын

    • @Drasamii A sophie's choice situation, dear god

      @noahbishop4268@noahbishop42683 жыл бұрын

    • always use papermate

      @aokiomar256@aokiomar2563 жыл бұрын

    • @@noahbishop4268 what's a "Shophie"? And is it pronounced (Shop-ii) or (Sho-f-ii)?

      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx@xXJ4FARGAMERXx3 жыл бұрын

    • “Sophie” (So-fee) is a name and “Sophie’s Choice situation” refers to a situation that has both outcomes equally desirable or undesirable محمد جعفر /Jafar

      @joshuarodriguez2450@joshuarodriguez24503 жыл бұрын

    • @@joshuarodriguez2450 oh, thanks! I didn't know that, i usually hear the line "it's a matter of choosing the lesser of two evils" in those situations, but saying it's a sophie choice situation works better.

      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx@xXJ4FARGAMERXx3 жыл бұрын

  • Bro preceded mrbeast

    @greatape5929@greatape5929 Жыл бұрын

  • 12:38 - thank you for saying sharpening your skills, this made a world of difference for me 🤣

    @BennettBeach@BennettBeach Жыл бұрын

  • "I wood be happy to lead you in the write direction" He's speaking the language of gods

    @nimmy404@nimmy4043 жыл бұрын

    • "Eye Wood Bee happy Two Lead U in the Write direction" 8 contacnations/puns, can you do better?

      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx@xXJ4FARGAMERXx3 жыл бұрын

    • @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx those are random puns that have no relation to pencils.

      @pneumaniac14@pneumaniac143 жыл бұрын

    • محمد جعفر /Jafar those don’t even make sense

      @mortis9023@mortis90233 жыл бұрын

    • @@mortis9023 "Creature of the Night"

      @frostyfrostbite406@frostyfrostbite4063 жыл бұрын

    • You forgot the "We heard that you would like to SHARPEN your skills"

      @bingbong2179@bingbong21793 жыл бұрын

  • Bro forgot about the secret out of bounds clip to skip 3 seconds on pencil 5 and the movement glitch to skip pencil 7 entirely 💀💀💀

    @inconspicuous45@inconspicuous454 ай бұрын

  • MrBeeeaaasst!!!!!!!!

    @Memero-xi2or@Memero-xi2or Жыл бұрын

  • his local wamart is probably like "why does this guy buy 30 pencil sharpeners every day"

    @GNUGradyn@GNUGradyn3 жыл бұрын

    • @@dlspr1586 r/woooosh

      @Wonderfullism@Wonderfullism3 жыл бұрын

    • blank subscriber without video names is overused wtf how much more obvious can they make it 😂

      @amrit3883@amrit38833 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wonderfullism cuz I'm zeeta Bacchus meriem Ben dahmen airbrush Heroes Heroes Heroes

      @walidfakhfakh3660@walidfakhfakh36603 жыл бұрын

    • It’s his routine to buy 30 pencils sharpeners ever 2 weeks

      @minicloud450@minicloud4503 жыл бұрын

    • @@dlspr1586 How stupid do you have to be? It was so obvious.

      @firewolf4824@firewolf48243 жыл бұрын

  • Can we appreciate how the record got from 35 minutes to 3 minutes

    @provokator3870@provokator38703 жыл бұрын

    • And that's where you see the magic of a meme topic made for fun being used by actual legitimate tryharders. And it's wonderful. Lads are just dead serious and focused at such a ridiculous task it just kills me. Even without the video footages I'd be laughing hard at the leaderboard lmao

      @GreyPunkWolf@GreyPunkWolf3 жыл бұрын

    • The feet are the pencil sharpening equivalent of the XD skip. No even better. Its the equivalent of the night metro skip

      @WednesdayTheClove@WednesdayTheClove3 жыл бұрын

    • Quality pencils

      @zanderp25@zanderp253 жыл бұрын

    • It echoes gaming speedrun progressions so beautifully 👌

      @MakoWoman@MakoWoman3 жыл бұрын

    • Legend says if you put speedrunners to the task they will optimize the shit out of the cure cancer any% category.

      @AVeryNormalGuy@AVeryNormalGuy3 жыл бұрын

  • The thumbnail... it has a meaning now... *MR BEAST!!*

    @TheBirbStorm@TheBirbStorm Жыл бұрын

  • he did the mr beast pose before it was cool

    @critical_alter1@critical_alter1 Жыл бұрын

  • Random kid: can you sharpen my pencil? This guy: deletes pencil in a millisecond

    @knightplatinum9676@knightplatinum96763 жыл бұрын

    • "Can you sharpen my pencil? I'll be back under a minute" RIP

      @randomshadow4620@randomshadow46203 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf happened to my pencil

      @outdoorcreations3612@outdoorcreations36123 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @IDK098@IDK0983 жыл бұрын

  • Press F for the guy who took 8 hours to sharpen ten pencils

    @Harriseeno@Harriseeno3 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @sageoverheaven@sageoverheaven3 жыл бұрын

    • F

      @tallprivilege5900@tallprivilege59003 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @Sxlanki._x@Sxlanki._x3 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @groverbundy899@groverbundy8993 жыл бұрын

    • Dude had a nap in between haha

      @xprodigy1x674@xprodigy1x6743 жыл бұрын

  • In the thumbnail he looks like the Mr beast from the rap video

    @RiftyMeatrider@RiftyMeatrider Жыл бұрын

    • BRO I WAS JUST BOUT TO SAY THAT

      @justsock.@justsock. Жыл бұрын

  • Omg he predicted the wonky MR.BEAST meme

    @javigarciafdez942@javigarciafdez942 Жыл бұрын

  • Mom: Why don't you play with the neighbors kid? The neighbors kid:

    @m.potrony2633@m.potrony26333 жыл бұрын

    • I'd play with the neighbors kid all day if he's like this guy.

      @stepbruh2327@stepbruh23273 жыл бұрын

    • Bahahaha

      @pathologicaldoubt@pathologicaldoubt3 жыл бұрын

    • Dont judge me 👁 👄 👁

      @jnitesniperz1412@jnitesniperz14123 жыл бұрын

    • This is gonna blow up so I’m replying

      @WuTangKan@WuTangKan3 жыл бұрын

    • I was obsessive like this about Littlest Pet Shop toys. I had over 100 of them. 10 years later, I was diagnosed with autism. Explains a lot.

      @roisinnigcrainn7722@roisinnigcrainn77223 жыл бұрын

  • Alright can we talk about how good of a sport FootCream was for literally giving this guy his magic tools to beat his own record?

    @VivekYadav-ds8oz@VivekYadav-ds8oz3 жыл бұрын

    • Frfr

      @SparrowValentine@SparrowValentine3 жыл бұрын

    • .

      @ella7939@ella79393 жыл бұрын

    • am I right

      @connerarmstrong4496@connerarmstrong44963 жыл бұрын

    • They were probably like "eh we'll give him the stuff, but he probably still won't beat it." But when he beat it they were like "well oof"

      @Gamer-xz4sg@Gamer-xz4sg3 жыл бұрын

    • That how anime character development works

      @AzaraShiki@AzaraShiki3 жыл бұрын

  • MR BEAST THUMBNAIL

    @renn-fella@renn-fella Жыл бұрын

  • “Teacher, can I sharpen my pencil?” “Sure” “Ok” *[takes shoes off]*

    @MrPops-ud5co@MrPops-ud5co2 жыл бұрын

    • "I don't know, can you?"

      @ChristianTheChicken@ChristianTheChicken2 жыл бұрын

  • 8:14 the fact that it took you 3 weeks or so to realise sitting on floor is more comfortable than a desk chair whilst holding something with your feet, is another world record in itself.

    @dmitrijsmironovs7513@dmitrijsmironovs75133 жыл бұрын

    • Floor gang

      @dioramsay1337@dioramsay13373 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly lol

      @cheerio4000@cheerio40003 жыл бұрын

    • @Malachi Best oh well

      @expertgaming@expertgaming3 жыл бұрын

  • Waiting for Summoning Salt to do a "History of" video on this

    @CaligoCrew@CaligoCrew3 жыл бұрын

    • @Pumlz the "didnt realize what he had just done" towards the end is almost a recreation of some part of summoning salt's mario warpless video

      @bindletinn@bindletinn3 жыл бұрын

    • He better

      @HenTieGuy.@HenTieGuy.3 жыл бұрын

    • Or Footofaferret. I'd be down for either one.

      @trickytreyperfected1482@trickytreyperfected14823 жыл бұрын

    • There’s like 8 world record attempts. The video would be like less than a minute

      @tastyjason4136@tastyjason41363 жыл бұрын

    • Hilarious

      @M4XD4B0ZZ@M4XD4B0ZZ3 жыл бұрын

  • i stumbled upon pokemon speedruns, got blown away how much you know about mechanics and the way you complete challanges ...and when i got to this video i just have to subscribe cause damn boy u crazy and i like it

    @VoronakMartin@VoronakMartin Жыл бұрын

  • This is hands down my favourite video. I come back to watch it and I am happy :-)

    @aiwantarefund@aiwantarefund Жыл бұрын

  • The best comment on the stream was "Are you going to do the glitch where you skip the 7th pencil?"

    @musu8410@musu84103 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @gifted2818@gifted28183 жыл бұрын

    • was wondering if anyone saw that

      @JACG@JACG3 жыл бұрын

    • @@JACG lol

      @musu8410@musu84103 жыл бұрын

    • Saw that!

      @saims.2402@saims.24023 жыл бұрын

    • Giltchless run, different category.

      @BFMMC@BFMMC3 жыл бұрын

  • Teacher: I hope you’re all paying attention. The guy in the back:

    @drewdarrington6064@drewdarrington60643 жыл бұрын

    • How is this comment not at the top. I am almost ded out of breath

      @f-seal7193@f-seal71933 жыл бұрын

    • Oh he’s not Nvrmind

      @gordonmaginnis965@gordonmaginnis9653 жыл бұрын

    • This is comedic on so many levels

      @gordonmaginnis965@gordonmaginnis9653 жыл бұрын

    • I can confirm, 100% accurate.

      @sportsfaniguess154@sportsfaniguess1543 жыл бұрын

    • @@f-seal7193 because of a 50K liked faze orba shit

      @_customer_@_customer_3 жыл бұрын

  • Bro predicted the mr beast pose💀

    @switchyjoe@switchyjoe11 ай бұрын

  • Thumbnail = MR BEAST!

    @K1ng2057@K1ng2057 Жыл бұрын

  • Yes, I did just watch thirteen minutes of a man dedicating four months of his life to pencil sharpening. This is why I love KZhead.

    @Emre.55@Emre.553 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @MDKurosoda@MDKurosoda3 жыл бұрын

    • Wow.. Same here.. Wtf guys

      @edomeloni3448@edomeloni34483 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @brayd3nl994@brayd3nl9943 жыл бұрын

    • weirdpeepo

      @kyandehaan6306@kyandehaan63063 жыл бұрын

    • You won’t find this kinda stuff anywhere else

      @jamiebarker07@jamiebarker073 жыл бұрын

  • He's gonna get so many girls now

    @itsOrba@itsOrba3 жыл бұрын

    • Like so many

      @VeronicaMartinez-un6xx@VeronicaMartinez-un6xx3 жыл бұрын

    • like so many

      @tarike5613@tarike56133 жыл бұрын

    • like so many

      @Daniel-eg7hj@Daniel-eg7hj3 жыл бұрын

    • Like so many

      @zaynite7777@zaynite77773 жыл бұрын

    • like so many

      @funnyminecraft7331@funnyminecraft73313 жыл бұрын

  • Mans doing the Mr Beast pose before the meme came out

    @AuroraTheIdiot@AuroraTheIdiot Жыл бұрын

  • Bro predicted MrBeast with that thumbnail

    @PuffinPrism@PuffinPrism9 ай бұрын

  • “I realized my dream was unachievable” Oh yes, I too dream of sharpening pencils.

    @connorhill3796@connorhill37963 жыл бұрын

    • Who doesn't?

      @xplosive3@xplosive33 жыл бұрын

    • And I dream of being drilled by my crush even tho I'm a boy

      @grumpycatfan6617@grumpycatfan66173 жыл бұрын

    • Grumpy cat fan I do too, bro. I do too

      @juniorsapoi7187@juniorsapoi71873 жыл бұрын

    • Of all the unachievable dreams I've ever had, somehow this one stings a bit more

      @MeeaCaroline@MeeaCaroline3 жыл бұрын

    • Grumpy cat fan I see someone hasn’t watched the dentist

      @whatthewhatthe9117@whatthewhatthe91173 жыл бұрын

  • Drilless should be the default. Drill speed runs should be classified as “tool-assisted”

    @jack_corvinus@jack_corvinus3 жыл бұрын

    • "any % pencil sharpening speedrun"

      @Chimp380@Chimp3803 жыл бұрын

    • See I get it a drill is a tool

      @guscichoski@guscichoski3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Chimp380 any% is just snapping the pencils, 100% is sharpening them all the way

      @GameCyborgCh@GameCyborgCh3 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, there should be drill less and tool less, where you don’t have any pencils.

      @williamwontiam3166@williamwontiam31663 жыл бұрын

    • @@williamwontiam3166 tool less = no pencil sharpener

      @GameCyborgCh@GameCyborgCh3 жыл бұрын

  • This man is just speed running through life, and I'm here for it

    @LivingGuy484@LivingGuy4842 жыл бұрын

  • I just cheked the leaderboard and mans is still 3rd place after two years🤯

    @hridaykapila@hridaykapila Жыл бұрын

    • I mean what did you expect

      @zNestrian@zNestrian11 ай бұрын

  • Can we just acknowledge the fact that this man basically made a documentary about speed running pencil sharpening

    @lrock2260@lrock22603 жыл бұрын

    • and I watched the whole damn thing

      @stevenkurinec4194@stevenkurinec41943 жыл бұрын

    • and I don't regret watching any second of it

      @juanalvarado4723@juanalvarado47233 жыл бұрын

    • And with his feet

      @B3nCastle@B3nCastle3 жыл бұрын

  • i want to know what convinced the guy to name himself "footcream"

    @aaronzhu379@aaronzhu3793 жыл бұрын

    • Probably a foot infection

      @HazeEmry@HazeEmry3 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmmmm I don't know, oh MAYBE BECAUSE HE DID IT WITH HIS FEET

      @titanictyranitar9571@titanictyranitar95713 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmmm creamy

      @wingdingfontbro@wingdingfontbro3 жыл бұрын

    • At first the sharpeners were in his hand, and the pencils his feet, so he became the thing he needed the most

      @heyoyo10gaming4@heyoyo10gaming43 жыл бұрын

    • God himself

      @user-rl4tg2mr9n@user-rl4tg2mr9n3 жыл бұрын

  • The thumbnail: Mr beaaaaast

    @Guy767@Guy767 Жыл бұрын

  • Thumbnail: MR BEAAAAST

    @hyhoufpYT@hyhoufpYT Жыл бұрын

  • We not talking about the guy in the beginning who took 7 HOURS to sharpen 10 pencils

    @Biketogoback@Biketogoback3 жыл бұрын

    • xDD Who??

      @elizabethmurphy1734@elizabethmurphy17343 жыл бұрын

    • 1:00 XD

      @chiokechase7286@chiokechase72863 жыл бұрын

    • @@chiokechase7286 Omfg- thank you xD

      @elizabethmurphy1734@elizabethmurphy17343 жыл бұрын

    • He sure took his time

      @ucok6940@ucok69403 жыл бұрын

    • worst part is he probably made some poor lad watch the footage to review the time

      @urethaneslanger@urethaneslanger3 жыл бұрын

  • “So how did you get those muscles?” “... I sharpened them.”

    @justarandomperson_v2994@justarandomperson_v29943 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @hariv5664@hariv56643 жыл бұрын

    • Get out. Take a like with you and get out

      @galladeintheshade4422@galladeintheshade44223 жыл бұрын

    • @@galladeintheshade4422 no u

      @GoldenArmorYeah@GoldenArmorYeah3 жыл бұрын

    • You clever bastard I love you

      @thatoneniceguy408@thatoneniceguy4083 жыл бұрын

    • Wait who are you

      @justarandomperson347@justarandomperson3472 жыл бұрын

  • A rollercoaster of emotions. Gg dude.

    @francogonz@francogonz2 жыл бұрын

  • Thats actully impressive! keep up the good work!

    @susanvargas4808@susanvargas4808 Жыл бұрын

  • “Hey bro can you sharpen my pencil?” *Sits on the floor*

    @peakerathispeak8392@peakerathispeak83923 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @assultcard5820@assultcard58203 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @gokulkiran9884@gokulkiran98843 жыл бұрын

    • Lol here is the stub _ why did you sharpen so much? _ shows leaderboard

      @lovekittys1239@lovekittys12393 жыл бұрын

    • (a few seconds later) done!

      @plexquared1877@plexquared18773 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaoo 😂

      @quisegotthapiece8077@quisegotthapiece80773 жыл бұрын

  • “god damn my sharper broke again, bad rng i guess”

    @espen5@espen53 жыл бұрын

    • Why didn’t you buy the sharpener upgrade dlc?

      @mwells219@mwells2193 жыл бұрын

    • @@mwells219 😂

      @runshootkillstuff3391@runshootkillstuff33913 жыл бұрын

    • This run is totally pay2win

      @supernova3241@supernova32413 жыл бұрын

    • Runs dead

      @whydidimakeitrecognisable5356@whydidimakeitrecognisable53563 жыл бұрын

    • use protection potion when upgrading to prevent breaking up to +7

      @lovelove-xz5qu@lovelove-xz5qu3 жыл бұрын

  • He's doing the mr beast pose

    @giantmutantbug@giantmutantbug Жыл бұрын

  • Why he look like Mr Beast in the thumbnail

    @lizzygizzyguy@lizzygizzyguy Жыл бұрын

    • FR

      @ceridden@ceridden Жыл бұрын

  • "Eyo bro can u sharpen my pencil?" "Sure thing" "Bro tf where did my pencil go?" "Vanished" "What?" " *vanished* "

    @ostryostry2372@ostryostry23723 жыл бұрын

    • And wheres your Socks???

      @kanaster7305@kanaster73053 жыл бұрын

    • @the deagle friend Smh

      @Target_edge@Target_edge3 жыл бұрын

    • Reduced to atoms

      @Bananasforthesoul@Bananasforthesoul3 жыл бұрын

    • Haha-

      @wedochickenright9530@wedochickenright95303 жыл бұрын

    • Gone reduced to atoms

      @Otto_Von_Beansmarck@Otto_Von_Beansmarck3 жыл бұрын

  • Him at school be like: Friend: Hey dude! Could- Him: Done

    @beumont9480@beumont94803 жыл бұрын

    • I wanted it sharpened, not destroyed, man.

      @dreeg1896@dreeg18963 жыл бұрын

    • DreeG 18 Lol

      @beumont9480@beumont94803 жыл бұрын

    • @@dreeg1896 i died lol

      @tvuser1@tvuser13 жыл бұрын

    • DreeG 18 It is sharp. It’s just also an inch long. I’m sure you can manage.

      @joeymagdelone3705@joeymagdelone37053 жыл бұрын

    • Sure, just let me get in my stance first.

      @kazagucci@kazagucci3 жыл бұрын

  • 3 years late but that thumbnail picture is so cute.

    @VoxolotlDays@VoxolotlDays4 ай бұрын

  • i’ve watched ant for a little under a year now. this video has shown up in my feed so many times now and i’ve avoided it until now idk why

    @andrewnieves1801@andrewnieves1801 Жыл бұрын

  • "so how did you get laid" Him: "it's a long story"

    @mr.dinosuar7333@mr.dinosuar73333 жыл бұрын

    • "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" = "It all started,,, with a pencil..." ( Yours is funnier )

      @DespondentGuardian@DespondentGuardian3 жыл бұрын

    • Both jokes are funny

      @breadong@breadong3 жыл бұрын

    • Dino bro?!

      @kendrewcodes9334@kendrewcodes93343 жыл бұрын

    • @@kendrewcodes9334 :O

      @mr.dinosuar7333@mr.dinosuar73333 жыл бұрын

    • Mr. Dinosuar :O

      @kendrewcodes9334@kendrewcodes93343 жыл бұрын

  • Update: he broke his own record with a 2 minute 21 second run.

    @weirdskyreallyweird.5519@weirdskyreallyweird.55193 жыл бұрын

    • HE WHAT

      @Howthetoastcrumbled@Howthetoastcrumbled3 жыл бұрын

    • Nice

      @gclanassistant2778@gclanassistant27783 жыл бұрын

    • @@Howthetoastcrumbled still the record holder

      @bongosmcdongos4190@bongosmcdongos41902 жыл бұрын

    • @@bongosmcdongos4190 truly incredible

      @unculturedswine5583@unculturedswine55832 жыл бұрын

    • 1kth Like

      @Xx_StupidThingy_xX@Xx_StupidThingy_xX2 жыл бұрын

  • the pose...

    @EasternStory@EasternStory Жыл бұрын

  • it looks like the mr beast meme

    @stas519@stas519 Жыл бұрын

  • Girls: "what do those hands do 😏" SmallAnt: *S H A R P E N*

    @funniemonke5866@funniemonke58663 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @fizzybossyt8675@fizzybossyt86753 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you. I needed that.

      @astrouphel@astrouphel3 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @chickenblade694@chickenblade6943 жыл бұрын

    • @@chickenblade694 A

      @nietzam69@nietzam693 жыл бұрын

    • @@orangeknightball3539 it’s

      @4628d@4628d3 жыл бұрын

  • This is depressing and I *love* it.

    @MayroSMM@MayroSMM3 жыл бұрын

    • Depression and Love going in the same sentence is music to my ears

      @Shiver197@Shiver1973 жыл бұрын

    • A famous KZheadr's comment with only one like? What is this madness?

      @charbomber110@charbomber1103 жыл бұрын

    • how is this depressing?

      @erm_5557@erm_55573 жыл бұрын

    • Eyyo Mayro! Love your content! Quagsire!

      @davidferguson8040@davidferguson80403 жыл бұрын

    • Hi Mayro

      @Larree17@Larree173 жыл бұрын

  • Only SmallAnt can make an entertaining success story about sharpening pencils.

    @vigi1antvort3x41@vigi1antvort3x412 жыл бұрын

  • smallant you are a content creating god. just subscribed, thank you for yoru service

    @jasonleeroberts@jasonleeroberts2 жыл бұрын

  • Part of me is impressed, part of me is horrified with how many poor pencils never got the chance to be used

    @loud-whistling-yes@loud-whistling-yes3 жыл бұрын

    • That’s kinda depressing

      @Wvymoo@Wvymoo3 жыл бұрын

    • they did get used... used so much they were gone before they even knew it

      @scarebuddy7732@scarebuddy77323 жыл бұрын

    • They did, they served a greater cause than any writing/drawing could ever dream of getting close to.

      @orions2908@orions29083 жыл бұрын

    • It was a sacrifice that had to be made

      @brentonnam9145@brentonnam91453 жыл бұрын

    • How much wood got wasted

      @shlokgupta178@shlokgupta1783 жыл бұрын

  • “My hands were torn up a bit “ His hand: literally bleeding

    @teukukeanu3078@teukukeanu30782 жыл бұрын

    • Dw, just minor scrape

      @TINYTINEY@TINYTINEY2 жыл бұрын

    • tis but a scratch

      @magiclampreal@magiclampreal2 жыл бұрын

    • ice pack.

      @ishaan-gupta@ishaan-gupta2 жыл бұрын

    • He’ll be fineeeeeee

      @TINYTINEY@TINYTINEY2 жыл бұрын

    • but still factory new

      @christian3756@christian37562 жыл бұрын

  • 8:08 hey that's pretty good

    @__NotXD__@__NotXD__4 ай бұрын

  • Come back bro,pencils ain’t the same without you(I’m a pencils mod)

    @ultra6491@ultra64918 ай бұрын

  • “are you going to do the glitch to skip the 7th pencil” thank you twitch chat

    @eighteen-naked-cowboys@eighteen-naked-cowboys3 жыл бұрын

    • Twitch chats are full of amazing comments like that

      @assultcard5820@assultcard58203 жыл бұрын

    • Saw that too! Twitch chat is usually mentally deranged but that gave me hope

      @doozy5920@doozy59203 жыл бұрын

    • Timestamp?

      @gaberusso3892@gaberusso38923 жыл бұрын

    • @@gaberusso3892 2:07

      @doozy5920@doozy59203 жыл бұрын

    • @@doozy5920 TY

      @gaberusso3892@gaberusso38923 жыл бұрын
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