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"I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED!" "So? You'd have still lost." James is too funny
HE SHOULD HAVE LOST 19 POINTS AND GET NAUGHT
It's even funnier how that was the last episode before his dragster crash
14:30
"Your van rolled OVER!"
@@posterunkowytvbj
Welcome back to Top Gear where the points are made up and the rules don't matter.
Because the producers have said...
Nice reference to Drew Carrey's Improva-ganza
Whose Gear Is It Anyway?
@@scsutton1 perfect
@@badernajeeb4114 Whose Line is it Anyway was a UK show before it was in the USA.
1:34 i love it takes everyone a second to register the fact that hammond actually ate a piece of paper just so he wouldn't have to prove that it said jereny's score was 1 point less than his
I love how clearly unscripted it was.
it nomal,we see him eat a picture of a car because of not wanting it to be on the cool section of the cool wall
@@derek385 oh yea, guess he just doesn't like being proven wrong
But his score was 178 would you like a calculator? if real it was a draw
@@derek385 i
Next one should be a “we can edit that out” compilation
Somebody's made that already
Done it kzhead.info/sun/atukpdyCj5Smoo0/bejne.html
@@Mustang150y insane. I know what I'm doing for a bit lol
@@Mustang150y I.
@@Mustang150y (hohohghh
31:32 Man, I've been looking for that clip everywhere. James' dance is a sight to behold.
he's [The Winner]
The little skip into the slide just did it for me, perfect victory dance
His Dance is great
That transition to giving the L is just golden
Bro is emoting 😂😂😂
"ONE POUND" one of my favourite top gear lines
Yeah same
8:02 the fact that jeremy celebrated his win quite early to the point that he didn't even realized that he forgot to put the minus symbol, so technically, Hammond won that.
Well he still won..
He was probably in a rush to put the total down.
Ive just happened to get minus the number of point that i already had
"yes"
Funniest thing is that that’s happened more than once
James's victory dance at 31:32 is my new favourite thing
I wonder if Gangnam style was invented then. There was a video on it with that song and this victory dance. haha
35:35 I love how Jeremy's "genius" is mostly used as a joke but in this situation he was actually brilliant.
Also when he brought a car for £1
That must have cost more to make though, doubt he did it himself 😂
And only 600 for the engine table and the pair of chairs? Porsche engine tables go for way way more nowadays.
29:04 probably the most epic win in TopGear history
29:10 James & Richard: Oh no. Jeremy: £1! £1! Yes! [Crowd cheering & clapping] JC: The Volvo! Losers! Losers!
7:47 that sheer shock from Clarkson’s face is golden 🤣
Yeah, lol, I too am wondering how Hammond got nine out of like 150
@@JetFalcon710 well his car didn't work, they had to work together to conceal his towing line to even get to the event
@@farhanatashiga3721 Oh right
James’ Cheeseburger line still has me crying with laughter to this day
I think I missed that, can you tell me where is that line in the video?
@@egealtun3545 9:29
@@dinamitemaster Thank you!
I wonder how many times James had to practice that in order to say "Or you're going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute." Without laughing
I'm still learning English, can anyone tell me what's so funny about this bit?
I did actually help James May win with that unboxing-a-car thing. It was just so ridiculous a thing that I couldn't help it, even though Dave Souffle was very funny.
He kind of cheated by putting it on drivetribe, however the joy I feel everytime he I hear him say Thousand! knowing I was one of them makes up for it & some.
@@Ethan-Entah I mean, if there wasn't a rule against it... (Let's be honest here, though. Drivetribe *helped him* host the video. Because you know if it was him alone, he'd be like "Oh, I've done this wrong.", and then later we'd have him telling Jeremy and Richard how Amazon hit him with a DMCA takedown or something.)
@@Ethan-Entah They might have used the one from his own KZhead channel. That's the one I watched it on.
@@JzanderN me too, the one on drivetribe had way more views
The thing is if Jeremy actually added up the views from all 5 david souffle vids and not just used his 1st one, he probably would have won
7:45 I love how Jeremy goes from laughy and happy to genuinely shocked
Dude, it is a script. They were it, they rehearse it. He is not shocked at all. He is an actor.
@@justforever96 So according to you, he approaches recording narration with Richard Porter like portraying Harv in the UK exclusive release of the first Cars movie
I'm amazed Jeremy Clarkson got a Volvo for a quid.
@Josh Fairweather only Clarkson would that
I remember this episode. He explains why after. He got a friend of his to go to a Volvo main dealer, who’d taken the car as part exchange and was looking at a cost of £150 (at the time) to have the car scrapped. So she goes ‘I’ll give you a quid for it’, and presto he’s £151 up.
@@DrewSavo Y’know what, I would call that cheating, but that was actually a genius move. I’ll pay £150 for that car just so Jeremy makes a profit lol
Ironically in the next clip he only had a quid left from 5000 pounds for buying a car that costs 4999 pounds lol.
@@lyonvensa I doubt he spent less than £5000 on that car. Pretty sure he was lying about that one
5:08 You’ve got to love the look of absolute disappointment on that lady’s face when she finds out James didn’t beat Jeremy lol
i bet those girls felt REAL uncomfortable with big old orangutan man, jeremy clarkson so up close and personal, BEGGING them to find his handbrake turn "cool", lol.
find yourself someone who looks at you the way she looks at james omg
"It's minus 35 for buying a car with a manual gearbox! How fair's that? I lose 35 points for my wet crotch!" That's my first ever Top Gear memory.
21:07 in case anyone was wondering
Top Gear; fully immersed in their scores Grand Tour; YEET
I'm proud to say I was one of the 330,000 who watched James take a Yaris out of a big box
36:42 I love the genuine reaction from James
*"YEEEESS!"*
Absolute elation for him 😂
0:00 S11E1 1:57 S13E2 5:38 S12E1 6:34 S11E3 8:37 S11E5 9:48 S10E7 13:00 S8E8 17:01 GT S2E4 19:18 S6E2 21:38 S22E3 23:32 S5E6 25:27 S4E3 29:33 S15E2 32:03 S22E3 34:03 S5E6 36:20 S6E2 38:01 GT S3E10 44:41 S16E4 47:39 S17E2 50:29 S3E2
tyvm!
How did you know all of that?
You are a star,mate! Now I can watch all of those.
Man and i thought i was a fan
Thank you!
29:13 I think that’s the loudest and most excited I’ve ever seen Clarkson!😂
One pound!!!!
About 7 years before brawn gp
I mean to be fair I would be that happy to to get a car that cheap
9:17 imagine hearing this with no context
the reaction of jeremy when richard only got 9 points is priceless
24:44 “if I put angry short bloke I’ll get no replies” “how many replies did you get?” “None”
24:38*
43:40 I was happy to help both James and Jeremy out here 😂 I think I actually was one of the first viewers (before 1k) on the unboxing video from James. Happy to be part of something that actually came back in the show!
i loved in that same segment this this: All credit to instagram, by that afternoon, they had shut me down.
I thought Hammond hated football, but he was spot on on that FA cup final between arsenal and United 😂
And it worked perfectly for the situation they were in.
47:56 I love how Hammond realized how this one was going to go lol
"That's interesting, Minus, minus which is a plus which is a minus", gets me every time
i love how as time goes on in top gear, their challenge names get even more absurdly long
It's when they had to start tacking bits onto the boards to get the rest of the challenge name on
10:28 if you look closely, they edited it so that it would cover his failed writing with when Jeremy wrote his score by using the clip where he was writing in his own score. 10:35 you can see that the clip that the score he wrote isnt there anymore and the one in James's slot is all blurry and then he writes his own score. I have no idea why I noticed it but I noticed it.
Good spotting
36:40 that has to be the most wholesome James May moment in all of Top Gear
"Eighty...two" *"YEEEEESSS!!!"*
I think this is one of the few unscripted moments considering how genuinely happy uppity he seems
"Wholesome"... seriously?
36:43 the excitement of May is just the best
The British Leyland episode has to be one of my favourite episodes! It was RIDICULOUSLY funny with its challenges, and a great purpose to find a good BL car!
I loved it too! If I was to buy one of those cars, it would be the Austin Princess! 😊
Or rather a good purpose not to buy a car made by BL as they were so badly built all the body panels will likely fall off while you are out on the road
@@AdamTheMan1993 If it was the Rover, certainly, the Dolly would have me worry about everything else, but the Princess was surprisingly well off
Simply brilliant. Clarkson, Hammond and May were the best thing that came out of the BBC since Monty Python. It was almost Monty Python with cars.
The scoreboard was always one of my favourite segments.
24:24 - 24:50 This is just a hilarious moment.
I see you gonzo
whooooaaahhh
The way he says 'none' so quick
@@dylanmcgivern668 5 foot 11????
Richard “Mild Mannered, Snappy Dresser, 5ft 11” Jeremy “WHAAAAT??!!” 🤣
17:40 One of the best bits when things are not scripted 🤣 Love it
It was scripted though
@@n1thmusic229 And heavily so. I'd say that The Grand Tour was MORE scripted than Top Gear... to a painful degree!
@@n1thmusic229 him struggling to write on the vertical board was scripted how?
@@tcideh4929 Maybe not him writing but the numbers and the dialogue and the setting has almost no improv
@@n1thmusic229 I feel the irony in this episode is bc it was named unscripted
18:38 Jeremy was so pissed he nuked the entire scoreboard
Lol good eye
29:14 this would surprise me even more than one of my chaps won a jackpot if I hadn't watched Top Gear.
“I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!” Lol awh Hammond, always make me laugh 😂
@John Dexter Cruz "So? You still lost!"
But you would still lose
The irony was, he nearly was in the very next episode.
When James says “So? You’d have still lost” I always lose it 🤣
"I'm a clot, and I ruined my car... And I won!" my favourite bit after "-And Jeremy, you get minus three thousand five hundred. -Why did I get that? -You just did."
29:18 Hammond is internally screaming, behind that paper. 35:37 - 36:11 HAHAHAHA. This is brilliant! Definitely one of Jezza's cleverest moments!
James: Hang on, you put that on with gaffer tape. Jeremy: So? The whole British Army is held together with gaffer tape One of the best clarkson quotes in this video 😂
Very true as well
🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😍😅😅🤣
It’s sniper tape and it’s very different I promise
@43:45 For someone called captain slow and was mocked for being stuck in the 70's he made a video which was ironically appeals more to younger people than Clarkson's 😂😂
Never mind the fact that he is very famous on the internet as it appears
31:33 Somebody needs to create a GIF of this.
11:27 We all have that one friend like James who's good in calculations and tells us the total sum before we can even calculate it
Istg I’ve been obsessed with that. How tf did he get 300 pounds. If it’s 20 pounds for every yard and he does 1500 yards he should have 30k pounds not 300.
@@justagamer7755 That's actually incorrect. It wasn't even pounds, it was every 20 *pence* per yard.
HA, jokes on you, I don't have ANY friends!
Smooth transition at 12:59
5:50 my favourite, because they don’t even go through the scores, James effectively makes them up on the spot.
31:33 Arthur Fleck dancing over Murray's body
That one where Jeremy sold his car in bits was probably one of the few times he called himself a genius legitimately
I absolutely loved Jeremy's Reaction to Hammond getting a score of 9
well, many teenagers now days really want that Volvo for a project car, so i guess 5:25 he's right
Old ones now officially have drift taxes. They've run out of 240SX's and are now hunting 240's, for some reason. Frequently came with manual as a fuel-sipping, lighter transmission. Safe, indestructible, and engines understressed for reliability so you can press out a lot of power, and your parents will only pick up on the first two qualities.
i was tryna to find a compilation of their scoreboards fails and finally this came up. thx for this!
24:42 the way Hammond quickly and flatly answered broke me
10:30 obsessed with how the editing team put the footage of jeramy writing his own score down as "james's" because you can clearly see how he's completely smudged over james's actual box
I love the audience booing at Jeremy at 20:37 when they read out the results of the reliability test!
Love that Hammond went from "90's clubber" to "try to stay young dad" to looking like a Lord of yankee-doodle
Thank you so much for uploading this, I always loved the scoreboard segments but I could never find much footage of them online
6:47 Nought, nought, nought 😂👍
I feel actually quite good when I realised that I know exactly the challenges and episodes this is from. Like, not the numbers, but definitely series and what it was about. Ah yes, my life has come full circle.
Jeremy's face at 7:50 was the best and 29:10 is one of the best
That whole -3560 bit kills me all the time. Been watching since I was 7. But nothing beats May saying "You just did".
29:10 Clarkson after Hamster and Cap. Slow saw £1 on his VAT for the Volvo.... GOLD!!!!
21:59 Jeremy had a point tho
18:18 he refers to chelsea losing against manchester united back in april 2017 even chelsea were unstoppable back then
They are so young in some of these. It's cool seeing these old ones been watching them since like 2010
It’ll be a sad day for humanity when these three inevitably film their final program together.
The compilation we have been waiting for. Thanks for uploading this
Well done on James for tapping into the new generation's love of Unboxing videos.
The scoring system gets more and more accurate through each series.
The fact that this can be nearly an hour alone is legendary.
Ah yes, the Official Compilation of ‘I got minus exactly-what-i-already-had’
This is one of the best compilation ❤️
Thanks for the video mate! It takes a lot of effort and I just wanted to let you know that We appreciate that 👍👍
Jeremy: "I was the first to arrive so I get 10 points. Richard, you came second so you get 5 points and James, you punched someone in a wheelchair, stole a freddo from a corner shop, slide tackled Hammond, threw a brick at a police station, RKO'd a deliveroo cyclist, got stung by a wasp, got hit by a train and then died so you get -496 points."
Audience: *laughter*
James: Hold on. I've got minus the number of points I already had!
Imagine walking into a dealership and getting a car for 1 pound, mot everything up to date 😳
Especially since it's a 1980s Volvo that is built to last forever as they were built like tanks
9:07 Max Mosley was the only one that wasn't on the list of Merc's former owners
No. It's worse.
Who's max mosley?
@@angryoliver0647 former FIA president. Sex scandal hero. Son of Oswald Mosley.
@@user-cx3ev5xn9n right
@@angryoliver0647 Max Mosley used to run the FIA (F1's governing body). His family were literal Nazi collaborators. Mosley was the youngest son of Sir Oswald Mosley, former leader of the British Union of Fascists, and Diana Mitford.
13:21 feel bad for James 😂😂
23:12 James May's "hearse-bulance" with "ECNALUBMA" (ambulance) on the hood 😂 I saw that episode, and it was hilarious.
I love how Clarkson put his singles ad in the men seeking men column...and it worked! 🤣
Can you do one on Peugeot stereotypes? Thx Anyway have a nice day cya 🙂
"wait a minute... i have lost exactly the amount of points I already had" "YES"
11:27 James' elitist insult: "It's £300, you half-wit!"
That has the same energy as "It's gawddamned cheese, you communist"
Hammond's voice change when he says what the best car is at 5:30
It reminds me of when playing football as a kid, you’d be thrashing the other team 15-0 but someone shouts NEXT GOAL WINS! haha
You should do a compilation of every time they do a ‘cue the music’ and all we get is a vaguely A team soundalike because the BBC only paid for the rights to it for the first broadcast and not the repeats.
This is the greatest compilation, in the world
40:50 me, a former James May impersonator: (nervous sweating)
A former _w h a t ?_
12:20 - First time that Jeremy actually admitted that James actually won something. I was waiting for him to say: "You two know that the ROVER SD1 was the better car..." He determined James was the winner
17:02 The whole time I was thinking "Just chuck it in the water!" So I was pleased when they actually did in the end. :)
31:33 The legend that he is James "Captain Slow" May legendary Victory Dance
To this day i can't understand how Hammond's broken, shoddily upholstered Spider managed to score a whole 14 points less than Jeremy's also broken, crash damaged, hideously oversprayed 75.
One can run on its own power, the other has to be towed, simple as that.
@@farhanatashiga3721 one was simply not working, the other was straight up wrecked, to a point where even if the hideous paint job wasnt there itd still need basically an entire new body
@@j4ff4c3ks1A car that is functioning is able to do the fundamental task of a car. Of course it should score higher than something that can't no matter how ruined the body of the former is! Also, concourse judges are individuals, believe it or not, with subjective tastes. And it was probably all made up for TV anyway
the british leyland scoreboard scene felt nice n wholesome for some reason lol
The greatest comeback is the £1 car 😂
Richard losing 1000 points every time is the funniest
Why’s it minus 1000 for poo?!
@@interstate366 because poo is very disgusting
@@angryoliver0647 disagree
@@DirtyDoctorDan is that a joke? If not, how?
@@angryoliver0647 tasty yummy good poopoo
love these compilations
14:20 - Even though Jeremy did tape the door, it was probably fair he got *atleast ONE point* out of it since he did actually get the door on.
Richard: YES, I’M FINALLY GOING TO WIN!! James: According to the producers.