Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGEgiver | Zack Snyder's WORST Film
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Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver, not to be confused with Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver Director's Cut, is AWFUL.
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What baffles me is knowing Netflix cancelled shows like mindhunter for budget issues and then spends millions in dog shit like this
Call me a schizo but mindhunter was canceled because it was getting to close to the truth about mental illness
When you are free sometime, could you please elaborate on the details of your statement? I'm curious about your personal thoughts..interesting theory..but im curious of your details.@@odtheman1
Wait .... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?
Mindhunter definitely deserved another season
Just wait until the Village People show up to increase the ESG score.
Him saying he only listens to friends with the same opinions described Hollywood so well.
As the money evaporates, we'll see him crying asking us to help him out like all the out of work writers now making cry baby tic tocs.
@@jeffreyspinner9720 You think so? I expect the "fans suck, muh modern audiences" approach. We'll see. 😁
Describes every clique
@@n4ughty_knight That must be boring cliques. Wouldn't wanna be part of those.
and the Left in general...
Lol, 160 million people watched it for free, yet Snyder thinks that his movie earned $1.6 billion? This dude is on so many drugs
Netflix cost 8 dollars per month
@@doga2677People aren't buying a subscription just to watch this dogshit
For free??? You do realise what subscriptions are right??
@@user-dm2nx4yu5o No one bought Nextflix for Rebel Moon lol.
@@user-dm2nx4yu5othat subscription covers the entire netflix library not just “box office” for rebel moon. So its basically free
they always write the feminist girl boss as the "key to everything"... and we are so bored with it
Also, watch enough UFC, and you know that in no reality is a wisp of a woman beating up ANY fight trained grown man. It's not even a matter of skill, it's just strength weight and leverage. A cheetah cannot take down anything bigger than itself.
@@mrrodriguezHLPyeah but still a woman at same height and weight couldnt compete. Its more about having 100× tje testosterone in your body
Exactly!
Exactly!
"Mary Sue 7: Quest for the McGuffin"
When your Star Wars pitch is so fucking bad that even Disney Lucasfilm tells you no.
😂😂😂😂
Rare Kathleen Kennedy win.
Not enough gay chicks
He can't even get the damn frame in focus half the time. Basics, Zack.
why wouldn't they, this is what they were doing during the last 10 years
Please stop giving Hack Snyder money!!!! What a disaster!!!!
*Zack Snyder And it will be much worse to give Netflix any money.
@theunknowncommenter725 I called him Hack Snyder, which is what he is!😎
On the contrary my friend, keep giving him money. Lots of money. The more money Hollywood loses, the faster it will burn to the ground.
@@theunknowncommenter725 POS Snyder, you mark
Lmao it is free on Netflix bro...
How is it I have to work my ass off for a 2.5% raise every year. And people like him can just fail upward. Everything the dude has made for 15 years has been trash, most bomb, and yet he's a millionaire. Everything I make at work is quality and works well, and I'm struggling to get by. And what I make is actually necessary for society to function!
That's the american dream baby. Isn't It great. Pay your taxes! The pentagon has filled 8 audits in a row. Nothing to see here.
It's not what you know anymore, it's who you know.
Man of Steel was great!
probably because youre still upset at the wokies. When nerdrotic hasnt produced anything for years. He supposedly knows exactly what will make a perfect show. But all he can do is bring on other adults that cry into a camera for money onto his podcast. None of them can group up to make a show either. After seeing what manorlords did with one guy in less time then these youtube channels have been around. Youll realize what a grift they all are. They say vote with your wallet and we all need to quit watching these shows, for years. Yet here they are still watching them. No one talks about what hypocrite youtubers are. The entertainment industry and most industries suck because people wont hold the same standard across the board.
Very true. These KZheadrs are just entertainment-bitching basically. But yeah they contribute absolutely nothing meaningful or create anything worth a shit either. Losers really.
Can't believe this is the same director that gave us 300.
LOL.Only First Zombie "DOWN OF DEAD" GREAT & Only GOOD Critics Review Too.👍. N 300, Watchman, MoS All 3 Movies Got Mostly Negative Mixed Reviews. N 300 3 Times Watch/See STILL Didn't Like, It Was Booring Slow🐢Movie.
Miller gave us 300. He adapted It competently
Zach is delusional if he thinks more people saw his rebel moon shit than Barbie....
They probably did. It was free on Netflix. Netflix has 300 million subscribers. Why wouldn't people watching for free when there's nothing else on. At current ticket prices only 67 million people saw barbie. Probably less because at my theatre it's over $20 a ticket. Rebel moon 2 sucked so bad I couldn't even finish. Doesn't mean a lot of people like me tried to watch it. Doesn't mean it was bad.
Zach just believe$ what the people paid to tell him he's a genius tell him. Becau$e he know$ they're $incere.
I kinda really liked Rebel Moon's premise. It reminded me of early Star Wars and old sci-fi animes. The only real issue I had with the movie itself are the horrible characters. I can't even remember a single one of them besides Jimmy.
REBEL Moon 2 hit the same time Dune 2 became available digitally. Which do you think more people streamed?;
@@andrewtaylor940 At least Dune 2 had a cool ass bucket
Imagine if Snyder had immediately quit the industry after Watchmen. He would have had a proper legacy. Now he is synonymous with awful filmmaking.
Still better than Rian Johnson.
Nah, because even that film has haters. The only one people will admit to enjoying and even then they'll still hate on it because of Zack is dawn of the dead. And they only seemingly enjoy that because James Gunn (their god and savior of movies) wrote it, not knowing it had been rewritten afterwards by 2 other people for more character development and other things. People will hate on Zack for slow mo, but if you go look at the new deadpool trailer everyone is fawning if the slow mo in it.
What about 300? I loved that one
@@sebastiansap1359Adaptation of a book. Not original.
He has a legacy in slow mo.
"Stack up the grain so they wouldn't shoot us cuz they want the grain", note to self never let zack snyder write anything ever
The look of this movie is just awful. The CGI and the costumes are so unreal and terrible, its unbelievable. Movies 80 years ago looked far better.
My favorite part of Star Wars, A New Hope, is when our heroes are traveling to Yavin 4 after escaping the Death Star and Han sits everyone down and says, "Okay, here's my backstory, I'm a scoundrel, can't be trusted, and..."
Can’t be trusted, and……I’m a gay black trans woman. - Netflix A New Hope
the best part of that trip was chewie playing chess with c3po that's all the backstory i need
That’s very clever.
😂
Spaceships, energy weapons, and the world didn't have a single combine harvester for all the grain?
They brought the guy back alive..
@@janminglee3004 They had a hover cart, but drawn by an animal, and used sythes.... inconsistant
@@CaptnJack the most inconsistent tech use
@@CaptnJackI think they tried to go for Firefly feels... wild west in space.
Clearly, in this village, fossil fuels have been banned to save the environment. Because they're the good guys. And to emphasize the bad guys are bad, their ships run on coal. (Or so I'm told. I haven't bothered to see it.)
Video games gone to crap. Movies gone to crap. I find myself watching KZhead more than any other form of media these days.
"We must move the grain into the village so they can't shoot us from orbit." What the actual fuck?
Later in the movie "lets shoot them from orbit!" "What about the grain?" "eff the grain!"
Zach, just because people wanted the "Snyder Cut" of the Justice League...it doesn't mean you have to do that with everything.😑
"But it's all I got!"
@@pegeta apparently so.😆
He can't. It's his name to fame 😂
This intended director's cut with release date allready known before the "normal" version is out are just cheap ways to produce remakes.
"if you take the movie script and put it on your windshield it will allow you to park in handicapped spaces " Alex from Angry Joe
I was dying the whole spoilers section lmaooo
That's a good one 😂
Going there now
“It’s probably going to be really hard for her to leave the ship!” “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!” -Ryan George probably
@@Saint5Jimmy Can't wait!
Zack Snyder is that one kid from elementary school that tries to be edgy and thinks the other kids are laughing with him and not at him, but no one has the heart to tell him the truth
aint no way 160 million people would watch rebel moon if it was 10 bucks each. i only watched it because it was free.. .and i was playing a game while i did so. completely forgetable
My friend told me to watch rebel child fire moon 1 a few months ago. He said he has everything I love. I called him after the first hour and verbally abused him for 20 minutes for telling me to watch it.
The second hour you show up at his house for physical abuse?
😂
@@stevenldoe7838As long as there were traces of emotional abuse sprinkled in, OPs friend will have likely learned their lesson, hopefully.
I read this and immediately thought this is an example of great friends. The recommender who purposely mislead his friend into watching a dumpster fire, and the mid movie response of the OP who recognized their bullshit. Thanks for sharing
Then not learning from his mistake told you to watch Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGE giver
People saw rebel moon because it’s basically “free” on Netflix, it’s actually worthless. Views doesn’ translate to theater sales count. “Wonder why part two didn’t get a theater release?”
Yep. I get Netflix in a package, I would never pay for it on its own. Watched it because it was there...
@@DeceiverIX Yea exactly, the metric snyder uses doesn't mean ish, if he said netflix got 100 mill NEW subs because his release he might have a leg to stand on, but really saying 33 percent of the users watched the movie isnt the W he thinks it is. Also, can we call Rogan for not actually bringing certain things up with certain guests, old Rogan would have called him on that stupid stat, new rogan loves that stat.
@@natel7382 Well, Snyder did say he only talks to people who say good things about him, Hey, he got Netflix to paid for another bad movies, I could respect that. Still a shitty movie nonetheless though
They knew it would bomb so didn't bother.
Quick maths. If you watch one piece of content a day on Netflix and you watched Rebel Moon, you basically paid $0.23 to $0.51 for it. (depending on your subscription) Snyder removing that context alongside the effort of going to cinema just assume that each viewer would pay 20 times more and visit the theatre for the movie they watched on Netflix.
There's a problem if she's called the Scargiver - you only get a scar if you survive, meaning this chick sucks at killing people if so many folks who fought her lived to show off having a scar from her.
Genuine question, did my brain just shut off from boredom or the whole scar giving thing was just bogus? I can't remember her giving a scar, besides Noble.
@@diegogutierrez1997 As with everything else Snyder, you're dealing with grade/mid-school "wouldn't this be kewl if..." mentality - I'm thinking that's as deep the thinking of "Scargiver" being her nickname went.
Titus: the wheat is our greatest weapon. Atticus: we don't need the wheat. So exactly what is the point of this?
After the BS he pulled on Geek and Gamers. I love to watch Zack fail
I still will defend him as saying it was a misplaced statement at the worst possible place. I think he's a great director, but is objectively bad at public speaking.
@@theunknowncommenter725 no, he isn't.
Just so you know.. If that had gone the other way, all these guys would be making videos about the virtues of Rebel Moon.
hotspot hate? lmao
@@theunknowncommenter725 he is a good director, but terrible writer. His best movies are based on previous works
The moment that broke me and couldn't stop laughing was the one when they were shoveling coal into the Warhammer 40k space frigate's engine
Right! WTF is that all about? Combustion engines in space? Would there be enough coal in the universe to power just 1 Dreadnought? It's so stupid!
This is Space Coal. Just like the grain from the moon is SPace Grain
@@marcogenovesi8570 ahhhh now I get it..no...no I don't 😆 🤣
@@melissaholleron719 no you are missing a very important problem. While fuel supply is an imporant problem there is a second fuel supply that keeps getting forgotten... Oxygen those coal generators need to burn oxygen too, so does the crew. WW2 submarines(diesel) stayed mostly on the surface so the crew didn't suffocate from running the engines, a spaceship doesn't have that option half the ship would have be coal bunkers and oxygen tanks.(mostly oxygen but at least that can be compressed.)
Space coal is sustainable as fuk
The dog shitting in Gary's garden in slow motion perfectly encapsulate this movie.
My god. This looks terrible.
I didn’t last 20 mins in the first movie. After I saw another female boss lead with a clueless man following her around like a lost puppy I turned it off. Lol
I made it to the bar scene before my brain started melting. How anyone could stomach the whole movi or even worse, both movies, is beyond me.
You and others here are smart enough to know beforehand that these films hate us, so why do you even try to watch them? Stop giving them your money people.
Wait ... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?
I loved it how "clueless" untrained female farmers took guns for the first time but then shoot the dummy flawlessly. I could not hold myself from standing out and screaming on top of my lungs, wahman stroooonk.
@@ShineinpovertyTBF, shooting a stationary target with a gun for the first time isn't that hard. As long as you can control the recoil which it didn't look like they could.
The Eclipse last week was more enjoyable than this. 🤣
This cost the same as something good 🙁
The morning after Taco Bell would be more enjoyable
Even the Eclipse movie featuring Robert Pattinson is more enjoyable than this😂
Can't wait for Eclipse 2
It was also dark but at least everything was in focus.
I saw someone say the story for these movies was just A Bug’s Life but set in space and it turns out they were 100% right 😂😂😂
Why is there ALWAYS a war lord of some kind, who ALWAYS seem to keep the daughter of a family or village or planet that they decimated...weird fantasy 🤔
“Well, I want to use The Spice, but I can’t. How about….The Grain!” -Zack
License Al-Gaib!
"Power over grain is power over all"
Sounds SO pathetic
Snyder must have been snorting all the spice to have made this dog 💩
Heavy-metal watering flowers and picking up dog poo... that pretty much sums up Zack "Shlomo" Snyder's recent work
Dont get the Shlomo reference, Snyder is Catholic.
I wonder if the slow motion was done on purpose to make the movie longer
I mean the grain from this one farm is shown to be more important then entire planets so much so they literally won't attack you so as not to hurt it. There are kids whose parents don't love them like these people love that grain.
That intro was better than the movie
Zach Shlurpo
-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!
Rebel Moon Part 2 was so bad I quit midway, its just trash.
Rebel Moon is just Star Wars, Seven Samurai, and Inglorious Bastards slapped together poorly and without any of the heart or creativity of any of the 3 previously mentioned films.
And still better than any of the Disney Star wars movies.
@@johnathansanford8206it legit isn’t. You just have a hate for Disney.
@@Taxthechurch and you just have a hardon for Disney. My opinion vs your opinion. My doesn't matter to you, yours doesn't matter to me. Piss off and move on.
youre commenting this on a channel that knows what the perfect show would be but never makes it. Just keeps crying how we shouldnt watch these shows then proceeds to tell us how he watched it. Been doing this for years at this point. Guy isnt even orginal in his being a hypocrite.
@@DaaClaptain I don't believe any of these folks have ever told us not to watch anything.
i just asked one of my female friends about these two movies, she said if you ever want to torture someone to puke out government secrets, make them watch these 2 movies. they will not only give away government secrets but will get brainwashed completely.
I want to meet this chick. I'm already in love with her. Can you clone her? How about a photo spread? A web site? Anything......
That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless" Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"
Kathleen Kennedy made the _right_ call to reject this!? It's worse than I imagined!
"The girl who is the key to everything " is officially a trope now
So? ‘The boy who is the key to everything’ has been a trope for decades.
@@G-regTaylor So?
@@Gaiden-Shinji875 so what’s OP’s point. People just inventing reasons to be angry these days.
@@G-regTaylor He said it's officially a trope now, the same way you responded saying it was the same for boys in the past. No anger detected in either comment 🤷
@@Gaiden-Shinji875 ok so why get involved?
"He keeps his scar from the scar giver as a reminder that the person who gave him the scar is the scar giver” lmao😂 better writing than the entire movie lol.
lol that is not even why haha he kept it as a badge of something he survived and he explained if he captured her it would make it more glorious for his promotion. i mean at least watch the movie.
@@nicholaswilkerson501no
@@nicholaswilkerson501 I could but I don’t have brain cells to spare on these movies anymore tbh.
Ahahah I died from this comment 😂
Amazes me that Snyder has come so far despite being one of the very worst storytellers in the business, just sad thinking about all the great talent that never got a shot, and those whose careers ended after 1 flop. Snyder makes disaster-after-disaster and still gets $150m+ movie deals, tells you all you need to know about Hollywood
They try to make us sympathetic to someone who killed a child in cold blood, wow!
The best thing about Rebel Moon in general is imaging how it would have been if Disney Star Wars said Yes to this.
this is better than Disney Starwars, the bar is too low
It's hard to imagine, since this one is really bad already. Imagine Disney's "magic" being shoved into this too.
In that case we would just get... star wars. Star wars at this point is just an even worse version of Rebel Moon
@@cristinawilligs its really not. By some miracle it makes the terrible Disney Star Wars seem like masterpieces. RM is just total garbage in every way. Worse characters, worse world, worse special effects, worse story, worse world-building, worse CGI, worse dialogue, WAY too much slo-mo and dumb gimmicks. Half of it was shot in a wheat field and the other half in some studio backlot with a dust blower. It is SO bad it makes the Disney movies seem good.
K@@nick1635
Slow motion refilling a water flask is peak Snyder.
So basically Snyder has taken a rejected star wars script and tried to jam in a magnificent seven rip off and stretch out over 6+movies 😂
I started watching Rebel Moon 2 but got all the way to the part where they trick the flight directors on the battleship to let them land because they had wounded on board. It was at that point that I became exhausted from the absolute absurd ridiculousness of the whole thing. This film is truly the biggest piece of shit I've ever tried to watch. I'm glad I didn't finish it.
Shortly after that the evil guys start their preparations to launch their massive cannon at the village/planet. Guess how the massive cannon aboard the super technical space ship is operated? By a hand crank.
snyder has become a parody of himself.
Become? You mean there was a time when he wasn't?
@@Deadguy2322forreal I mean, I've heard 300 was good.
He said 10$ a ticket. What F***ING theater is that???
I think he meant that’s what the studio gets after the theater takes their share.
Adult ticket at my local is $12.
Plus they only get half, if that.
What’s a Theatre??
moran does math, ignores the fact that most people pirate shit movies why pay for garbage !
I cannot get over a spaceship powered by coal. I know it is Titanic and Star Wars rolled into one for the Hollywood crowd. Only they (not all) but most are dumb enough to believe a spaceship can be powered by coal.
Zack Snyder is the most overrated director of all time ! , he butchered man of steel , made garbage like dawn of justice , then crap like army of thieves and now this bs , why do ppl even watch his movies ?
The Zack Snyder that gave us Watchmen and 300 no longer exists and Netflix truly will green light any piece of trash script that comes their way.
He didn't give us those movies, he was a part of making them. Not writing, directing and producing.
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 -300 he was director and part of the screenplay crew -Watchmen he was only the director So yes he did give us those films whether he was pulling more than one role in the creative department means nothing for he was hired to make those films(in other words he helped give us those films). Think before you speak next time please.
South Park did an episode about Netflix green lighting and funding every trash script put in front of them.
@@SmokedTomahawkSteak I didn't know that. Thank you for that little piece of knowledge.
He never existed. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Snyder's claim that Rebel Moon would have made $1.6 billion at the box office sounds a lot like the logic used by people trying to crack down on piracy. No, one streaming view does not equal one cinema ticket. I'm pretty sure making someone marathon the director's cuts of the complete series could be considered a form of torture in several countries.
I feel like if you factor in the effort it takes to see a movie its gotta be like 40% or 50% of streaming views to tickets instead of 100%
100%
From a Blackrock check.🎉
@@krackawoody2556 Yeah, there's a big difference between going out of your way to visit a cinema and purchase a ticket, versus watching a movie on your own sofa, on a streaming service you had probably already subscribed to.
It's what we call in the biz, "Creative accounting."
This 6-part trilogy with multiple cuts is the equivalent of a AAAA game.
There’s no way he is actually able to make 6 movies off this dog 💩
Geez. How about a "Thelma and Louise" remake with Lizzo and She Hulk? Gonna need a 75 Eldorado, also. Netflix has no imagination.
He basically said a directors cut on movie 2 will be so drastically different from movie 1 that it will contradict itself so much that it’s a parallel universe. He’s literally saying his movies won’t even have enough in universe continuity to make the directors cuts align. Lol. He’s high on his own farts.
At this point I’m thinking “grain” is a euphemism for a VERY hardcore drug that only grows on that little moon. It’s the only way I can TRY to make this stupid film make a lick of sense. And it STILL doesn’t make sense!
"The Grain extends life. The Grain expands Consciousness." "The grain allows the folding of space necessary for space travel."
The grain must flow
@@TheKageRyu Right. The Grain opens the space vagina ;)
"What's in that box?" "Grain."
Pretty sure it's just grain. Space nazis are hardcore vegans and value organic pasture raised grain more than life itself. That's the lore.
160 million people watched it for FREE and still said it sucks, if I'd watched it for free, I'd still want a refund Lol
And there are people who actually want the DC SnyderVerse revived 🤦🏿♂️
There WAS people who wanted the DC SnyderVerse revied, not anymore. 😉
Those idiots never learn
The flashback scene with the assassination of the royal family was some of the most unintenionally funny stuff, I´ve seen in a while.
It was basically a watered down poorly done rip off of the red wedding
@@idawg7332 More like if Mel Brooks had made a parody of the Red Wedding & the Assassination of Julius Caesar. I mean, Cary Elwes from Robin Hood- Men with Tighs was also there, as the space king.
The band playing faster as the killing started, took me out 😭
@@idawg7332it’s literally a Shakespeare Julius Caesar rip off
@@JukeboxWithJay that too but them realizing its a trap with the music playing reminded me of the red wedding
Why is he saying we need focus groups? All we really need is a better story, better director, better production designer, and better cinematographer.
It's copium. He refuses to recognize his shit movies can fail so hard and blames the viewers.
Copium, looking for an excuse.
Hack Snyder: [disses focus groups] Valve: "And we took that personally."
Zach Snyder is the reason there's no DC universe
My question is, why are we supposed to wait for the directors cut EVERY single time? You don’t see Spielberg or Nolan tripping over themselves during interviews, promising how awesome the directors cut will be if we wait. With Zack, people say it’s never his fault if the movie doesn’t turn out well. It’s always the studios fault. But can we really blame Warner Bros or Netflix EVERY single time? Whatever his next film will be, I’m sure we’ll see the same song and dance. It’ll release to mixed reviews, but then he’ll explain to us how it wasn’t his true vision. And we need to wait for the R-rated Directors cut. Again. It’s almost a formula now.
Director's cut is like DLC
@@n4ughty_knightwhich is insane for a film 😂😂
That's just his shtick, it's basically an advertisement at this point.
his cult love that
I mean I blame Nolan but I still blame Netflix for giving him a bunch of money lol
writing was never the strongsuit of Hollywood but over the last years it has become unbelieveble bad
Well, of course. When someone thinks boys can be girls and if anyone says they were once boys then that means that they are oppressed, how can they possibly write a good story?...
Its cause the writers just hang around with their group of people. Basically pussies. They only understand a select amount of characters. Basically pussies or people with pussies. That's why we dint see any men to look up to in movies anymore. Or good villains. @bentonrp
Jesus Christ Gary. I was in tears, laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself at that intro. Usually it takes a 3 day bender to get me to that point. Thank you.
For me, the worst part is the abysmal lack of art direction. It feels like an Indie Game made by a small studio with free assets. Everything is so mismatched and disjointed. The non-stylised space Amish, the WH40K Imperium/Star Craft Terran stylised army, senators and the dead king wearing costumes that look like they are 19th Century Monarchy Halloween-store costume (the Princess is the worst offender here) mixed with Roman Empire (the togas), and the Rebels looking like space Mad Max driving Cylone ships (from Battlestar Galactica). In part one we also had a random space gryphon and space drider (that one on the pseudo cyberpunk planet that the discount Jedi did fight) and that random alien race that Motherworld destroyed (I liked the Alien design, hated their architecture though). And you can clearly see that this originated from what Snyder pitched to Disney as a Star Wars movie. While it all could be forgiven if it was a small, indie studio taking their first steps in the industry, doing their first sci-fi flick - that could be forgiven. But not when it's Netflix, Snyder and that amount of money.
at this point i think Snyder is just trolling everyone
Even himself
It is modern art after all
Nah, he really is that inept & incompetent.
Unfortunately, he's totally delusional at this point and wants to be a "I can do everything" Hollywood guy (write, direct, cinematography) a la Tarantino or Nolan. He just isn't that capable alone.
*Disney*
This may be the WORST 50 million dollar movie I have ever seen. Bar none. NOTHING made sense.
You should watch Far Cry by Uwe Boll 😂😂😂 not sure about the budget but the level of cringe is almost the same!!!
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk Bevor ich mir nen Film mit Til Schweiger angucke muss schon Einiges passieren. Die Götterdämmerung als Anfang.
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk There is only ONE film from Uwe Boll that is "good". All his films are crap. Is Zack his son?
@@RobinMcBeth Ich wette fast, Manta Manta hast du mindestens einmal gesehen.
02:23 looool the emotional pain the African guy went through. 🤣
😂
That review was more entertaining than Rebel Moon 2. A lot more.
Why is Gary gardening more entertaining than this movie?
He cut out the part where he stubbed his toe, and cried out “Ouch-Giver!”
Anyone in Hollywood who says they don't listen to the online reviews, 100% looks at the online reviews.
Seeing him try to finish his grand cinematic bro-verse with diminishing budget couple actually be pretty entertaining. Picture his films on a shoestring - as if he was “sweding” his own film visions with cardboard and duct tape - and as always, talented actors reading absolutely abysmal dialogue
Hmmm. Interesting. Apparently we are no longer "anti-fan" if we oppose any more "Snyder cuts" so the studio can milk MORE money out of his terrible "vision" for a franchise. Ironically, he's pretty much saying the SAME things about Snyder here that the Snyderites demonized me for saying about "Batman v. Superman" in 2016. (But gosh, I thought Zack was "pro-fan" and "anti-woke") In any case... Welcome to the club, Nerdrotic! Better late than never!
Snyder has to be the most overrated director of the 21st century. Releases a long shit film, blames the studio, then releases a longer, shitter film with slightly more context and people act like he's reinvented the wheel
No, the most overrated director of the 21st century is immutably James Cameron.
@@DaMaster012 Both! ...Somehow
Is Snyder seriously saying that a movie that Netflix viewers can watch for free with their subscription is the same as a movie that you have to pay for in the movie theatre? This guy is nutballs delusional.
I think that Synder should've made Rebel Moon a series instead of two films... it given him a chance to flesh out the story & characters... it might've been a better product... But, no matter what, I thank Nerdrotic fir saving me from watching either film...
The actors were sooo bad..I don't think he cn pull off a series with these below average so called " actors " lol
One of the best Sci Fi tv show for me in modern years is The Expanse. I love that emptiness of space, gravity is real thing there and preserving the air and food which are more precious than gold and diamonds. All ships in that show don't use space warps to cover the space, and battles looks great when sound does not travel in space, and you see only strings of fire from guns and silent during reaping of spaceships. Rebel Moon lack consistency to how universe works in general and it is more fantasy than science fiction. Zack Snyder should include magic and wizards in his show and it would have helped to explain why it is working in Zack Snyder's universe.
the intro was just GOLD
Nyaaaaaaa!
Killed my ears😂😂
2nd installment in a 6 film trilogy. Genius, Gary.
It's the second installment of a three part six series movie trilogy divided in two alternate universes... But all you need to know is they all suck... In this or ay other universe!!!
My brain hurts too much to try and understand a trilogy being 6 parts uh-wtf?!?
That's what he said
"Dario Naharus 2 dies because he's a white man in this intersectionality fever dream." Nailed it!!!
03:05 Which brings us to the question, Is Zack Snyder on drugs and does he needs an intervention?
I'm not a Snyder Bro, but I'll never forget the different reactions my wife and I had watching "300." I looked at the Spartan warriors and thought, "Yeah, that's a good idea not to weigh yourself down with body armor and to use a circular broad shield instead, because it gives you both protection and mobility. And the shields have indentations on each side, so you can thrust forward with your sword or spear. Yeah, these Spartans were ingenious warriors!" Meanwhile, my wife thought, "Shirtless men in leather speedos with opera capes? This is the GHEYEST movie I've ever seen!" It just shows you the divide between the sexes and what their priorities are!
"wife" 😆 Only joking, Mr Trousersnake 😘
All women do is get men to break phalanx
Except the gear in 300 is somewhat consistent with how the Greeks fought and won for 4 or 5 centuries. And, yes, half or more of them were arse bandits.
The story, the weapons, the tactics, the fighting… shirtlessness comes a way down the line but my female gaze really appreciates a bit of it every so often.
Spartans actually did encourage gay shit amongst the troops. So they would fight harder in battle for their beloved bros. They were gay as a tactic of war. That's some alpha male warrior shit right there.
I can't believe I was watching people HARVESTING WHEAT in SLOW MOTION!...WTF! This movie felt like trying to escape quicksand.
For 5 minutes. Yall act like that was the entire movie, or even the entire first half when it was literally only like 5 minutes.
Slow motion while they were 'Rushing'
Did they really harvest wheat for 5 minutes? That is inconceivably long (and stupid).
@@JordonPatrickMears11211988 That's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back, wasted on watching the equivalent of paint drying for 15 seconds, stretched out to 5 minutes. And that's only one part of this stupid 2 hour long movie.
Even "Baraka" had better pacing.
The most fleshed out character in the 6 part 3logy - THE GRAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Atleast all of us on Right and Left have united against the Snyder Cringe. For that atleast, I commend the Scar Giver.
Ngl, I don’t even know what the plot was in this…
Grain grain GRAIN GRAIN HARVEST THE GRAIN exposition dump bang bang we win.
Sci fi seven samurai, basically
Oh, forgot to add...MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY BLOODY F*CKING SLOW!!!
@@JordonPatrickMears11211988 Except Seven Samurai is to this turd as the Mona Lisa is to the crayon scribblings of a drooling mouth breather on Fentanyl. Or the Star Wars OT to the "sequels". Or TNG to STD, you get the idea.
Evil empire enslaves planets for a living and Emperor trains one his slaves to be a general in his army. She becomes way too good (John Wick levels of good) and decides to retire because war is bad. Strongest female in the galaxy pulls a Thanos and becomes a simple farmer in a backwater planet Tatooine. However, all of that changed when the Fire Nation attacked, forcing the galaxy's Katniss Everdeen to seek out other space weirdos. With the help of a mysterious prophecy granted by Force, Rey and Buddhist C-3PO can stop the Imperium of Man from stealing seeds.
The story of CHAZ and their failing community garden.
I almost forgot the name of that cesspool!
It's chop. How dare you!
💯 Loved Man of Steel, ZSJL was 7 out of 10, not the best… but very watchable and entertaining somewhat. But Rebel Moon part 1 & Part 2 is one of the worst sci fi films of all time. Maybe even worse than the Star Wars sequels. Even worse than Obi wan and Ashoka…. Didn’t even think that was possible.
We still have 4 more of these garbage movies still coming out
You don’t have to watch them! 😂
"We" don't - only those who choose to watch this rubbish.
Hopefully Netflix realizes this is a huge waste of money and just cancels the rest.
@@GIBBO4182looks like you will lol
NOOOOOO
You know modern writers, and maybe in LA more-so, are divorced from the natural world, or world of normal people, physics and economics (reality) when the premise of the movie rests on a warship of a galactic empire taking the time, energy and resources to not only 'check in' on a group of farmers several times in a year, but to eventually come collect grain planted and harvested by several tens of people BY HAND. Normal, modern farming is hard work. Farming BY HAND is back breaking.
The only reason KK made the right call was simply becuase there was not enough of everything she wanted in a film to begin with. That is how she came to give the Fams the next three SW movies. There was so much more she wanted to give, she had to do a Solo and Jones movie as well. There is apparently still enough left over for at least another 6 films.
the worst movie ever made. period
netflix cancelled 1899 but +4 episodes of this crap, no comment
I literally said that as I was watching the movies. They fund this shit over something that was actually interesting.
The three stooges haircuts... just so distracting.
😅
My cousin calls it "the pussy haircut". Yes. In 15 years people will laugh at this horrible haircut 'fashion'.
lol dude! Now female broccoli heads is empowering.
THIS is why when people say "Oh the JL Snyder cut, the Snyder cut" bro - let's stop pretending the first garbage that was sent out wasn't his as well as the second. Rebel Moon is ULTIMATE proof of it.
Wait, 5 minutes in and several videos later... I realize this is NOT part of Starwars? His style looks almost the same as an average Starwars movie.
To me, the worst part of it all is that feast scene after the harvest. It really highlights how void of story this thing is, and how hard he tries to pretend there is. They come back to the village, nobody in the village knows any of them. They establish that the enemy will come in 5 days, and 3 of those are dedicated to harvesting all the magical grain. It is a lot so they need everyone to pitch in to get it done in time. So they do that, then have the feast to celibate or whatever. Then this little girl starts going through the "heroes" one by one, describing who they are and why they are so great, and handing out these sown crest banners that are personalized for each of them. My question is, when the fuck did she get to know these people so well? They have done nothing so far, and certainly nothing that would make her view them the way she describes them. Also, when did she have time for all of this? In the span of 3 days, she got to know them on a deep personal level, have the idea to make these gifts AND actually make them. Why was she not in the field helping out? She talks as if a whole year played out over a weekend, and it makes no sense. It also makes me somewhat upset when I Imagine her sitting there sowing instead of harvesting, and people going "Ey, can you please help out? We are kinda pressed for time here.."
My wife sews stuff as a hobby (stupid sewing machines are expensive as hell too!). When I saw that, I looked at her and started giving her grief because this little girl in a village that uses hand tools to do everything apparently whipped together all of these intricately detailed banners that are personalized for everyone in a day or two around her helping with the grain and training with weapons. That was weeks of cutting and sewing work to make all of those in real life.
@@robertw8897 Yeah, don't know how much time it takes to sew something like that, but I know it's not something you do over a weekend while doing other stuff as well. The only way this could even be remotely possible is if the days on this moon is a lot longer than normal, so when they say 3 days, that's more like a month or something. But that doesn't really work either, cause the nights would be longer too, which would kill the wheat. Even if we ignore all that, I still don't see where she got to see all this bravery and skill shes talking about, when all they did was harvesting wheat.
Still wrapping my brain around "Six Part Trilogy." What?