As THE Sour Patch Kids review channel, it's only fitting for Mr. Sour Patch himself to send me a personalized gift box. First it's sweet... then it's sour...
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Happy Valentines Day, everyone! Hope your day is filled with as much love and kindness as was stuffed into this thoughtful gift from Sour Patch!
Markiplier woohooo!
Markiplier- Happy Valentines Day to you as well!!!
to you too mark! This was very funny 😂
I feel bad that you had to go through that😅😅happy valentine's day
happy heart day
“If they didn’t intend for me to open this via shovel, then they weren’t watching my videos properly.” That’s what you call foreshadowing
Spencer Peterson yep
More like fore-shovelling.
English teachers approves
Damn it! Don't bring english class into real life!
Listen properly
This is simultaneously the worst and the best brand deal I've ever seen.
Yep he got jacksepticeye shoes.
but it's not a brand deal though 😂😂
Yeah like I want to be mad since they expect you to like spout their brand and not get anything for it but sour patch kids are sooooo good and vegetarian friendly :)
TheSportsGuru yeah but I eat unhealthy stuff all the time so I’d be happy XD but yes also part of me says no bad don’t give us unhealthy stuff XD
well that makes 2 of us
I believe that the Sour Patch Kids company did do their research, and purposely made it everything Mark wouldn't want.
Yyyyyup
its simplely ''marks crack''
This is what I believe
They're not 'Sweet Patch Kids'! They wanna leave a Sour taste in his mouth!
@@AlyssMa7rin good one lol
Mark crouching on a table in ugly neon shoes and insulting sour patch while eating citric acid is peak youtube
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I love how since he wasn't legally paid to endorse this product he is entirely allowed to shit talk them like this.
plasticSaturnia they deserve it for basically sending him an obligation with zero benefits
the only time he'll be able to, if they do extend an offer. smart lad!
Freedom of Speech
@Dana I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ lol why the face XD
@@petermacgregor691 I get the bit of the video, but he literally had zero obligations, with the benefit of free candy and tacky shoes.
"Mark calls out Sour Patch for their terrible PR for 11 minutes straight ft. Tactical shovel"
Enabled by Amy
Not gonna lie, oddly want to buy some sour patch candy. Be right back......
@@MISTERALPHAX you get it?
Came back from buying some candy
@@MISTERALPHAX can... can I have some?
Still can't get over the fact that Dylan who practically was a walking commercial for sour patch kids just got a box in 2021 and literally it was a plain brown box, with three things. I'm dying everyone is literally roasting sour patch kids.
Right, Dylan was so upset 😂
I KNOWWWW
whos dylan
@@lincolncarter7162 a youtuber, his channel is Dylan is in trouble, pretty much movie commentary
I just came here from that video but yeah he just got 5pounds of sour patch kids all in blue. some socks,cap/hat whatever you call them and a sweatshirt or sumn 😒
The fact that the shoes only come in TWO COLORS and mark got the only one he didn’t want will forever be my favorite part of this video
min is the whole part were he "Improves" the sower patch recipe
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It’s even his (unofficial?) channel color lol
He calls himself the Sour Patch Kids review channel, yet he didn’t even taste the shoes!
Oh you call yourself a Reviewer tell us your best REEEE
I shall REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shameful
I was really hoping the shoes would be made of Sour Patch Kids. Alas
@@Kineticboy2K1 i was hoping the sour patch kids were made of shoes. shameful
I cracked up at “enabled you. The word you’re looking for is enabled” Amy is a treasure.
Amy is "The" treasure
I am the 1k like.
@@thenthson I am a like
she is!
@@josephjoe1075 yess
Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Grow a moustache
Si
Lmao
Oh stfu and eat your sour patch kids
@@Aurelio_3906 ..the comment is a refrence
I love how they call it markiplier’s mix when it contains no blue at ALL, contains two flavors he does NOT like and is the Christmas mix-
not to mention the shoes are also not in his favorite color which was obvious
Or they like septiplier, green for Jack and red for Mark. Idk
@@jacklyn_holmse789 Okay, that's where I'm gonna stop you. Mark and Sean do NOT like this kind of thing.
@@I_Eat_Lemons My only intention is to make a reference to a crazy internet thing. Honestly, I don't like it either since they're real people. Same thing goes for Tythan too. I don't get it and yep, makes them really uncomfortable too. It was just an easy joke to make.
Sour Patch *himself* is that dad who hasn't connected with his kid but is trying his best on short notice and Mark is that kid who says "You'll never understand me."
So... emo? Yeah.
I feel like Sour Patch is more like that dad that *says* he wants to connect with his kid, but then only puts in a token effort into doing so, just going off what random stuff he heard around the office and deciding "yep! Good enough" without actually really spending time with his kid.
@@ShaydeDragon12 damn this is getting dark
@@ShaydeDragon12 Sounds about right. All those videos where he said what flavor is his fave and his channel colour theme being obvious and they got both wrong.
What is This,total drama island?
Alternative title: Mark disses Sour Patch for a whole 11 minutes.
To be honest, it wasn't very 'personalized'
nostalgia princess I mean they did give him neon green shoes instead of his favorite color😂
@@nostalgiaprincess I guess it's because they don't sponser mark
@@nostalgiaprincess Either he's being sarcastic for comedy, or he wasn't really a fan of Sour Patch to begin with...
it was kinda insulting. the package was so generalized... feelsbadman
Therapist: "Russian Markiplier doesn't exist. He cant hurt you." Russian Markiplier: 10:30
That is gopniplyer🤣🤣🤣
"Never really killed a vampire before" Me after watching his Resident Evil 8 videos: now you have
Naw they killed themselves after they heard the “pls sit on me”
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Mark: let me get this straight, you sent me a brand deal... _without the pay_ ... Spk HQ: _Uh oh..._
There was no contract involved. It's merely for PR reasons.
Rosalie Angevine I don’t think they realized who they were sending to
@@RDSArcade the yolk was ruined by you
@@madisonmallman Apparently not.
@@chokalocpurple9243 I didn't see any eggs in the video.
Amy: The voice of reason Mark: The one who ignores everything the voice of reason says
Angel Tirta basically Plankton and Karen
CalliePawFilms dude your right lmao
lmao
SHUT UP NURSE!
Damn, giving Mark green shoes instead of red ones, i cant tell if thats strangely passive aggressive or just an extreme oversight, either way it’s still pretty funny
I agree
In a video he does say his favorite color is green, it's more recent though
@@salmonking9435 Doesn't change the fact that they're highlighter-green shoes when his channel is all Red (or Pink) themed, and he likes the blue candies the best. They actively avoided getting anything he'd like, it feels.
@@Naokarma those aren’t custom for him those shoes are just Steph Curry’s sour patch color way. They’re basketball shoes they aren’t supposed to look like normal shoes
@@BrodyRance I think you missed the point of the comment, lol. The fact is that if they were gonna pick a color, they could easily pick a color that relates to the channel better. The cost of a red shoe is no more expensive than the cost of a green shoe.
I like how Mark referred to "Mister Patch" like a Bond villain would
Sourpatch kids: expects Mark to be excited and inclined Actually Mark: *about to throw hands at Sourpatch 2 seconds into the video* (Edit: I fully understand Mark has the right to be mad or upset, This comment is basically about sour patch kids messing up so bad)
I'm with Markimoo on this one... They could have just sent him the thing. Rather than trying the cutsie "first their sour then their sweet" route they went with.
Didn’t even pay him for the add
I love your pfp
Can't say I blame him. The box looks like it was made for Jackaboy. If they'd even watched his sour patch videos they'd have known his favorite flavor and the shoe color was just insulting.
@@francesjordan1540 The fact that his super special "Markiplier's mix" was just leftover red and green Christmas mix from this past holiday season that has gone stale adds even more insult to injury. Literally nothing besides the name "Markiplier's mix" is special, or made specifically for Mark. Yet, they expected him to give them positive exposure without even paying the man, or at the very least giving him a REAL personalized Sour Patch package that was actually made specifically for Mark? They didn't even put his name in the letter!!! Nah. See ya, Mr. Patch!
Alternative title: *Markipkier roasting Mr. Patch for almost 12 minutes while Amy watched in amusement*
Like #700 congrats
Sounds like a pornhub title
SlytherinRose keu
Your therapist: Slav Markiplier can't hurt you, he isn't real. Slav Markiplier: 10:35
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Markiplier: "Alright let's add some sour to this." Mark right after: >.
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Markiplier: *literally sobbing* Markiplier: ThaT’s tHe GoOd StUfF
He gets it. He gets the good shit.
ha lol funny
Pass me some
To sum up this whole video. Mark: My disappointment is immeasurable. And my day is ruined.
exactly
There are exactly 800 likes on this comment. I can officially die happy now.
You mean 911
yo yo yo thats mi boi reviebruh's line
You mean 2.1k
the look you got on your face when you opened the shoe box was absolutly priceless
i came here after watching Dylan open his mystery box from sour patch kids and i'm crying that they're both going through the same problems (hard time opening the box, hard time opening the pack of sour patch kids)
"it comes in insulting green, and my *_favorite color_* , red."
Euphoric Fox frustrated markiplier noises
Thanks for repeating exactly what he said, I had trouble hearing him.
The style suits him
They have misstaken mark for Jack🤣🤣
@@richielioe8316 yep
MARKIPLIER complains : "This lacks on the sour department." Then he literally eats citric acid as snack. Well played
Malic acid would have been even better (that’s what is in candies like warheads)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was literally dieing as he ate the acid and I couldn’t breathe from laughing
Im starting to wonder if he got tongue or worst brain damage from all that sourness.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark: "All you gotta do is sprinkle a little Acrissesor Asses in there" Me: *Dying from laughter*
I was having a bad day and suddenly I just broke out into laughter and smiles watching Mark be passive aggressive and hilarious for 10 minutes
Markiplier: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
You could say that the Sour Patch Company..."sour'ed" Mark's disposition to them?
Underrated
Man, he sounds like someone who writes poetry
reviewbrah huh
The fact that this is an unpaid yet full-blown promotion (along with Mark’s extreme amount of salt) makes this video all the more hilarious
Hell yeah! his Sarcasm was on point
It was a promotion he didn't have to do. Still he did it just to be salty.
BakaStryx its sour not salt
Think someone in the sour patch company is going to get fired for not enough extensive research
You think this is unpaid? Moron
Finally! A food review that isn’t sucked on and spit on a paper towel. Lol
I feel like licked and then dipped in a small pile of citric acid kinda fits in the same category as sucked on and spit out
4:05 Mark: I’m the sour patch kids channel Dylan is in trouble: am I a joke to you?
AGREED
DUDE I LOVE DYLAN
Markiplier: My name’s not even on this letter. Next door neighbor: Where’s my special made order for bright green shoes. I need them to blind my neighbor’s eyes.
Hibernial i have Exhaled air out of my nose due to your comment on a video
Is it the same neighbor who saw Markiplier eating omelets with a gag?
Yes
@@thomasjcg7086 wasn't that the mailman?
His name was on the box, though (at 4:47). They don't know his tastes, but at least they know he exists :P
The facts that they could have made it way better if they actually researched what he likes is sad They got the shoe color wrong They got his flavour wrong And they didnt even pay him
Wouldn't be surprised if they did it on purpose
Me niether
They're the *SOUR* patch kids, not the *nice* patch kids, they probably did it on purpose
@@skebby1235 but.. they are supposed to be sour *THEN* sweet
@@BlitzySlasher they literally did their research and sent mark the entire opposite of what he loves and wants, I wouldn't say that's very sweet.
5:35 the comedic timing of that bag was flawless.
“why is it red and green?” sourpatch who reused the Christmas mix for the Markiplier’s mix: 👀👀
Not a septiplier throw back?
@@VariableOne NO-
Scoots On High Stop. Now.
IS NOT CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leftovers
This is the most PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ad I’ve ever seen 😂
MerpDaDerp830 minus the passive part lol
This is only aggressive
Same
5:34 that bag falling with markiplier staring at it in silence was so perfect
Alternative title: Markiplier bullies the Sour Patch Company for nearly 12 minutes
Markiplier: Puts on shoes. Shoes: *Curse of binding*
Lol
This made me spit out my drink
Don't worry all he has to do is die and it will come off! (Oh, wait......... MARK DONT DO IT!!!!!)
I’m crying this made me laugh so hard😂😂he couldn’t even look at them💚
I like it! I put "LIKE"! ... And yet, guys who like "survival" - come on in! I will be glad to see you! :)
Alternate title: "Mark brings down an entire candy franchise with one review!" The next box they send, after their empire is in ruins, will be nothing but the red shoes filled with blue Sour Patch Kids, along with an apology note soaked with the tears of SPK's executives.
They DO know what Mark likes. And they just send what Mark didn't like just to mess with him and it's all about fun advertisements.
How the hell does this not have 20k + likes yet😹 This actually made me audibly laugh
and also a straight bag of their sour powder crystals mix. just that, for a topping
Nah, this video will boost their sales anyway.
FIRST THEY'RE SOUR THEN THEY'RE SWEET
I was brought here after Dylan got his Sour Patch Kids PR package that was also very bad.
3:08 MARK PULLED A JIM!!!
Mark:red Sourpatch kids (color blind): green, take it or leave it
They were likely red/green colorblind
They should've sent the same box to jack. He wouldn't be able to tell a difference between green and red
That’s why he got red and green!
Sell it
Who’s gunna tell him, that “markipliers mix” is a reused Christmas mix
I was about to comment that but thanks for doing it for me.
das a good point XD.
brinonymous Redacted F
NO SEPTIPLIER
Dude is on point
The first time he tried one with the citric acid I laughed so hard and the sound they put over it. It was just so perfect for the faces he pulled. Love your videos mark and congratulations on 33mil!
Mark: it comes in two colors.. insulting green and my favourite color RED! LMAO!!!
Sour Patch: Hey man, tell your fans we sent you a gift! Mark: Are you paying me? Sour Patch: Nah.. Mark: This candy is bad and the shoes are horrendous! Sour Patch: f
First reply
How did 1.3k people not reply to this!?!?
@@senpaikaroo see my reply
@@ifajhossainriju8980 I think what he meant is how did 1299 people not reply to this.
@@JMScibra Yes
*BACK AT SOUR PATCH HQ* Mark: 'Whys it red and green?' Mr Patch: 'What?' Mark: 'Honestly, they taste kinda bland.' Mr Patch: 'WHAT?!' Mark: 'These are literally a walking nightmare.' Mr Patch: **SOURNESS INTENSIFIES**
VeryPidgeon lmao
We all know Mark is being sarcastic in this video....I hope.
Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahaahahhhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahaha Love this
*SOURNESS INTENSIFIES* *ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ*
Mr patch I need you to calm down and put the gun down Mr patch: I am going to find the employer who gave him green shoes instead of the red ones
Mark: Lets add some sour to this Also Mark: immediate regret
I'm watching this after having watched the Del Mondo video. Mark has the same energy about this Sour Patch box as he did about being sent 24 cans of corn. Brilliant madness, as is almost every video he makes.
Mark: tries to rip open bag with his teeth Also Mark: has a tactical shovel sitting right in front of him
Alyssa Bennett but at the same time tactically opened it with pure and utter grace.
All I know is I now need a new shovel
Might just be me but wasn't there a knife inside the handle of the tactical shovel?
He had to make sure the packaging wasn’t flavored
Ok glad i wasnt alone
Markiplier: the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch kids
With less swearing
Bit green. It’s a bit green in’nit? Yeh, I’ve eaten this, yeh?
The raw is sour
Yea, but then again the markiplier mix is just a reused Christmas mix......
8:10 lol i cant stop laughing i knew i said it before but idk
8:17 that word tho XD
6:49 the honker got me
Sour Patch Kids has one of three choices now: 1. Never do this with Mark ever again, avoiding anything to do with him 2. Approach him beforehand to have a proper sponsored video set-up 3. Try this again but correct their mistakes and apologise for what they've done, which would lead to Mark trying to bully them more but would imo be the best choice
Mark would try to bully them? I'm a little confused (probably because it's 11:06 pm at the time of this post)
@@ChillGamerBlue it's 1:15 where I am and mark would bully them because they're not doing a brand deal properly
@@ShippingZone Though to be perfectly honest, Mark's bullying would probably be funny banter with just a smidge of sarcasm. I was honestly upset when I saw just how disappointed Mark was, so a little bit of that would be good.
@@JaxonZero0 I can totally understand why he'd be disappointed. However, getting a free pair of $140 shoes would cheer me up pretty quick.
But like Amy said, it's like a or package. And they said "if"
If you don’t get an all-blue mix labeled “Markiplier’s Mix From Mr. Sourpatch” Then they’re doing it wrong
What if they made a Darkiplier mix
@@jasminepuente975 red and blue???
@@der_sternenhund no black they just dye it black and add A TON more sour to it. Like 2 TONS of it.
"Hey, some youtube man named Mark Iplier is mentioning us a lot." -"He big?" "Pretty big." -"Kay. Slap his name on a box and put two random colors of candy together and mail it to him." "Done and done."
@@idkwhattonamemyself6357 yea I was going to say black as well
2:00: "I'm assuming this is a transfer of ownership for the corporation of sour patch kids to me." xD
For anyone interested: Depending on size those shoes go for 100-500$. Current market value is right under $200.
"Why is mark on the table?" "He likes to be tall"
So he could display the shoes in true Slav fashion.
He deserves a Gopnik award
The Slavic way has spread
I’m always scared I’m gonna break whatever I’m standing on 😂
@@Yukon_22 welcome to the russian army comrade
the fact they make red versions and didn’t send those specifically is actually insulting lmao
@Jelly mark litterally said that red was his favorite XD
Zac Bradford re-read the comment
They didn't even send him his favourite flavour which might be more insulting
It symbolizes relationship with Jack A Boi
I mean, Mark is known as a base line as "Red PewDiePie", and dyed his hair red and blue, the latter for a shorter time, but still... They managed to send green stuff where a red and/or blue alternative was available. If the "Oh hey, BTW, this is PR, you have to say we're SO nice" letter wasn't enough, he'd totally be legitimate to be salted x)
These sour patch reviews have been absolutely gold !!! So hilarious and awesome, I love it 😂🙏🏼 I want more lol
The fact that they didn't even send him red shoes shows exactly how much effort they put into this
“Two pounds certainly wasn’t intended to be eaten all by yourself.” *YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER*
SamValiant DONT DO IT ANAKIN
Sour patch kids: "there's too many of them what are we going to do?" Chosen one: ignites sabre
Yeah they really underestimated the man
Is that a challenge
Don't try it!
Sour patch kids: he’s gonna love it Markiplier: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
1.1k likes and no comments lol
Omfg
bro make some sense
Sour patch kids: * Sends Mark boxes of gifts Markiplier: I hope there,s a contract
LMAO
THe way he was just dipping the sour patch kid into the powder made my face crumble and felt the sourness😭
7:36 He was soooooo confused as to what she was saying. That had me dead!!
Sour patch is like that aunt who comes to Christmas every 5 years and still thinks they’re in touch with your sense of taste and style
LOL
I like sour patch
Party Petusum and youre the aunts husband
Sorry, i only date sour patches
"My names not even on this letter....." Damn, sour patch kids have fucked up
James Sauer yeah you are right
I like how he just assumed the shoes were named after the dish and not a basketball player
This looks like he's having a hard time unboxing a Bored Game but of course it's a Condi Box
This is like watching a kid open presents he doesn’t want
except the parent didn't care and wanted something in return from the child.
it's not "like" that it IS that.
Probably cause it's totally what it is lol
"It's an avocado... Thaaanks."
That’s exactly what it is.
"It comes in two colors insulting green, and my favorite color red"
Yes mate we watched the video
SEPTIPLYER IS BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER
"If they didn't intend for me to open it via shovel" has to be the greatest line I've ever heard in my entire life.
7:05 I thought he was going to regurgitate it like tails shells
I like how he got upset when they said "A" chosen one Instead of "THE" chosen one
It was one of the many mistake that Mr. Sour Patch made when coming to Mark.
@@kelpqueen1598 yeah they should've known they'd have to overfeed Mark's humogus ego 😂
@@dashinypunnymarsking "humogus".... you're now my favorite person :)
@@kn0tch71 haha np?
Next Unus Annus video: “Eating two pounds of Sour Patch Kids”
Layered with all the citric acid they have left
Eating them on fire as well..?
Soaked in vodka while on fire
Eating sugar free harbo gummy bears
YOU ARE SPECIAL....you hold a place in my heart that will stay there forever....i love ur content and if that means sour patch kids is what i watch...then i dont care bc every single one of ur vids are freakin awsome KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
I want the Marks Mix, Felix's Mix, Jack's Mix so I can complete the collection.
Jacksepticeye: Coca Cola sponsorship. Markiplier: Sour Patch Kids sponsorship.
ARTSONICFAN990 “Coke Zero, zero sugar with the same great coke taste, now with a hint of vanilla.”
That’s me though
Him: says he did some secretive stuff with a shovel. Unus annus fans: he dug a hole for ethan to bungee jump. And hit a gas pipe.
🎶 He dug a grave in the night then one last cigarette... he lit a match then his whole house went up in flames instead 🎶
ONE OF MY FAVE YET!
if you're a fan, can't you spell the name right? "unna annus"??
*real* Unnus Annus fans: He dug a hole to bury Ethan's mutilated body after finally snapping
@@drewbles22 Obviously a new initiate to the order, they will learn. Unus Annus brother/sister.
Throughout all the years following Mark, it has come down to this glorious moment. To see Mark showing off his new kicks in a Slavik squat LOL
"never killed a vampire before" 2021, instead of kill, he simps for a vampire lady
I am really hoping Sour Patch lives up to their name and sends a follow up gift that is full of laceless red shoes, a couple pounds of blue flavored candy, and a sponsorship contract. First they're sour, then they're sweet; live up to your name please
A most reasonable idea.
thats probs not gonna happen. Sour Patch kids seem to be tweeting like kids about this on twitter. and they are not sweet tweets at all.
DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO EPIC THO LIKE WTHH?!?!
Dont forget bags of citric acid.
YES
Mark: *200 pounds of muscle* Also Mark: can’t open a plastic bag.
Gets a fucking trenching tool to open a box.
Nobody can
Lol
11:12 he sounds extremely sad while saying that
any trouble makers here from the recent video?
I love how I can't tell who's more salty and passive aggressive, Mark or the entire Sour Patch company
i don't think either is very salty, just sour
And thus began the 2nd american Civil War between the sides of Markiplier and Mr. Sour Patch
I'm predicting a second endorsement , after all: "First they're sour, then they're sweet." This was the sour endorsement.
Wait that makes sense hopefully that actually happens lol
Big Brain!
XD but that's just a theory A GAME THEORY
Mark is the new Sourpatch kid xD he's all sour in this video then sweet at the VERY end LOL
dude that would be fucking genius
Don’t lie, you came to one of his sour patch videos to go to the newest comments to talk about the *B R A N D*
"Mr. Patch, how are the kids?" Beautiful-as-ever wordplay, Mr. Iplier
Why didn't they give mark the red shoes lmao his channel color is literally red
I honestly wasn't that disappointed until I saw that, how could they not get him red?
His favorite color is green
@@sethbizz700 no it's not LMAO
@@sethbizz700 Omg that's what i thought too!!! Apparently the status of his favourite color was changed over time. Who would've thought. xDD
wait i though his color was pink cuz you know the pink mustache
"I'm not a man known for taste" *Also has his own clothing brand*
Shooting Star 95
Sionnanful multiple lmao
"I'm not a man known for taste" he says in front of his girlfriend XD
When your own brand is just a regular black t-shirt
I love how honest Markiplier is
Watching Mark put on shoes is now my new favorite thing in the world