Includes getting out of the car in traffic, the man loft & the man drawer.
From Michael's debut special Live And Laughing.
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet
The lighting guy really earns his money with Michael 😅
OHMFG TRUTH!!!!!
I wonder if he gets paid in Drakmers.
Damn it you beat me to it.. I thought exactly the same .. It must be so tough keeping up with micheal
Also the cameraman
It's a machine but yeah it's working overtime with him!
I love how he always concludes the last segment with a line connecting to the starting joke
Rumesha Jeyavudeen yes he‘s really the best ^^
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its called a call back.
Michael says out loud what we all feel and think in traffic, but would never admit. Hilarious!
well done, You got the joke Here king 👑
Yes, and the one about the guy miles behind overtaking everyone and you thinking "die" LOL
@@shelookstome8727 and its always a BMW X5
everyone era was
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Michael will get the most mundane topics and make it hilarious. I love his comedy shows, his other shows, "Send to all" and "Unexpected Guest". He is the best world wide!!!!
send to all and unexpected guest arent shows they are parts he does in his big show
I like the Midnight gameshow
It is called "the unexpected star of the show" you idiots
Marianne, two words to your comment... Billy and Connelly. Michael is good, but he's not quite in Billy's league.
@@PerthViking actually that's 3 words
That Bristol tractor driver accent is hilarious 😂
I thought it was a Devon accent.
Bristol and Devon sound very similar yeah, could be either Devon has a lot of farmers so perhaps that's what he meant
I know
@@tacticianmagician4716 Lets just call it west country.
HorizonZoom innit! Lol oww arrr
“Make your move. We are all relying on you!” 😂😂😂
"...wearing all the clothes that don't fit you anymore...!" Ooh, that's harsh!! 😂😂
I know. But I still had to laugh 😆
Loft whores 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was my favourite bit! 😂
I mean it's true XD
eh all the clothes that don't fit him anymore are probably there too lol. Men tend to put more weight on post marriage (or de facto) than women
i have chronic pain but when im having trouble watching you helps me to feel better
He is such a talent. He makes joke without being rude or sexist or racist or making fun of personality. Still he just makes good quality entertainment. Hats off sir. I wish we had more people like u
He’s telling us absolutely nothing we don’t already know and making it fucking hilarious... such is observational comedy. There’s been so many great comedians, you wonder how anyone could be any funnier then along comes this guy.
The man is a genius... 1) the script is so clever even the smallest joke has a purpose, and they all tie-up in the end. 2) I know what's coming next, but just his performance is enough to make me laugh :-) thank you so much.
I remember once we were stuck in traffic for 5 hours but we were travelling in a horse lorry which had a kettle and oven so we made everyone tea and biscuits
Next time... Im travelling with you guys 😉
That's awesome!
So British! 😜
I got stuck in traffic in my 72 VW camper. I sat on the roof with a cup of tea and my guitar.
Count, that sounds awesome that’s definitely something I need to try!
Beautiful thing about Michael is you dont have to be British to get the jokes. Legend!
I'm Nigerian and the bit about Friday traffic and that lone brave black BMW trying to take over was so relatable! It had me in tears. I thought to myself, so there are black BMW twits everywhere 🤣🤣🤣
Its amazing how relatable his comedy is. Turned out that we are all more similar than one might previously think
This bit and the bus bit and the spices bit are the best!! Just recently found Michael, and he is sooo funny! I live in Canada and had never heard of him.
As a person living in a farming area in Texas...THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Now I want to drive in front of tractors in fields!🚗🚜
Don't worry you'll still be faster than a tractor. Tractor gears are incredibly low, hence why we have a low box with a tortoise option. Unless you're driving a car from the 1930s you'll always be faster. Unless of course you get stuck, but tractors have a lot of torque pushing/pulling power. Still, it's an amusing joke.
Seriously! I don’t know why I’ve never thought about it that way, but it makes so much sense!
I'm a Texan too. 😊
I once drove behind a tractor for full 15 min in first gear because it was a small road with loads of turns and hills, car passing by in opposite direction all the time. It was exhausting.
@@jasnasvast667 It IS exhausting! And the pressure we imagine from the cars behind us to hurry up and pass.....
"Loft whores..............." I'm *DEAD!!* 😂🤣😂🤣
It's April 2022 & I just discovered this guy. What a talent!
I was once driving down the motorway out of Belfast and on the other side of the motorway there was a lorry straddling the lanes engulfed in flames and surrounded by fire engines and ambulances. Then after it there was of course a massive traffic jam that stretched back several miles. As I drove happily the other direction I spotted one of the cars in the jam was my parents and sure enough my dad had got out and staring up ahead trying to see what was going on 🤣
See. Now THAT'S WHY a really thinking man, bolts a sheet of plywood to the roof racks of his vehicle; and carries both a compact folding ladder in the back of the car/van to climb on top of his vehicle; and a good pair of binoculars as well in the car. That way you're armed with the assurance, exiting the vehicle will not be in vain. Just climb on up atop the plywood station with binoculars in hand, and there you go. The reason for the jam is longer a mystery. And your the evny of others about you. Or something else.
MICHAEL YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!! ❤ Thank you very much for sharing your talent!
My daughter said she was never going to have a man drawer (junk drawer) when she got her own place. She has two 😂
I don't even have my own house lol just my own room and I have a whole set of junk draws 😂
Yes! I'm a single mom and I have 3 of these drawers in my kitchen! One is just junk that doesn't seem to get thrown out. One has odds and end tools and batteries in it. The third one has light bulbs, sandwich bags, rubber gloves, face masks, and reusable ice packs. It's so true...does this mean that I've turned into a guy? Lol
Imagine seeing shows with Michael or other comedians like him which were written during lockdown.. OMG
Quarantine, covid, mask and other will make for fantastic comedy material. I’m sure Michael is going to come out with something
Pietro Pilo Exactly, comedians will have a field day with this and I'm really looking forward in seeing what they come up with.
"There are women here who HAVE lofts but have never actually been INSIDE them." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I lived in homes without stairs to the loft, I hate to admit that was completely true.
ChrisManley1994 probably some people that didn’t even know they had lofts to begin with 😂😂😂
😀👏👏🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas 🙏🎅
@@dulcehajjar5826 merry Christmas 😁👍
My Ex was afraid of heights and never saw inside the loft. She thought it was full of all the s÷%t she got me to put up there. What she did not know was that it was empty as i binned the stuff when she was out. Never caught me out as nothing which went up was ever required to come down.
One of my most favorite comedians. Huge fan of his.
Emma Putt, me too. He is my favorite. He's funny, clever, and clean. I even love rewatching his bits.
"While I decide your fate, you live in the man draw" 😂😂😂
This guy is a comedic genius. He has me crying with laughter, start to finish. Can’t wait to see him on another tour soon.
Michael is the 'creme de la creme' of comedy ..., pure and simple. If you don't feel great after listening (or seeing) him ..., then you are definitely not of human origin! 😂
I love Michael! Laughed so hard at man drawer bit, as a kid I couldn’t understand it but now, as an adult woman, I have that drawer too! It’s a necessity 😄
I'm so sick of the news. The pandemic. The polarisation. The racism. Everything. I stopped watching. I only watch comedy now, and preferably Michael McIntyre. I love how he makes jokes about the most mundane things. No drama.
You speak for all of us.
Smae
Drama? You mean reality.
Onions reality can be dramatic?
i cant, a lot of the bad stuff rn targets me, but at least i can laugh some
I'm greek and when he said "you must pay him in drachma" I almost chocked 😂
I know of drachmae from playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey 😂
Geia sou
Love him!!! He doesn't swear and I can watch him with my son. He makes life better!!!!
He doesn’t need to swear. He’s so gifted. ❤
Are there any I haven't watched? He never fails - he's just brilliant.
" I need nine triple A batteries that don't work" the ultimate randomest request ever!😄😄😄😄😄
I love this guy's energy. That bit about going into the death lane trying to pass a tractor; I've been in that situation on a back-road, stuck behind a cyclist. It's not even always the case of it being a slowpoke. It's happened to me several times where I'm going the speed limit or even 5 over and I get an impatient bastard speeding into the death lane to pass me.
Yep, and I have to admit, I think “die” every time.
Been there, Dionette, and yes, it is not about being a slowpoke, but is about practical wisdom in driving safely without a crash in taking your time within reason. I can relate to that experience. "Impatient bastard" lol. If I have an impatient bastard right on my tail on a back road, I'd wisely pull over into a layby or gateway for a minute and get the fool out of my way for mutual benefit by letting him/her pass for my sake, then resume my pleasant journey without any further ado or harassment, without him/her crashing into my car and ruining it. Anyhoo .... Michael is very funny lol.
When he said we can't throw away phones I immediately thought of my grandpa who has 10 phones....8 of which he doesn't use
Jasmine Ryelle I have lost count how many phones, music systems, laptops, desk tops etc that my husband has kept “just in case” ! 😏😏😂😂
I keep my old phones too lol
PUT THEM IM THE MANS DRAW
@@autumnlefebvre2543 I do too, I've got about 5 or 6 knocking around that I never use lol.
Grandpa is a dealer lol
Frighteningly accurate analogy about how we all feel on the roads.
The man drawer was always one of my favourite sketches 😂
The energy micheal gives is exactly what we need on a friday 😀
Michael *
In my house it’s my mums loft. My dad has his shed 😂
Army💜
Drug dealer
Taaha Ahmed he’s not a drug dealer lol
Galaxy 01 💜💜
Bro I-land You watching?
I can never get bored of this clip. It speaks my soul 😂😂
Im now onto my third Video of Michael's in a row and I'm EXHAUSTED from gasping for air crying with laughter!!!! He has lived all of these everyday events but somehow makes them absolutely hysterical!!
This guy is so relatable. He makes me feel like I actually am normal.😭😂
The final setting just links it all together so beautifully. It’s a great formula. Not new, or original, but his delivery is brilliant.
He’s so endearingly & genuinely funny.
Bleeding radiators is what gives me life.
I remember the first time I saw this when the dvd first came out and my sides hurt laughing. I live in rural Norfolk and the tractor bit is so accurate!! 😂😂
On my way towards Argos-Sainsbury's in North Walsham I was actually stuck behind a tractor for a while on the B1145 from Aylsham lol. With its sharp Z bends on this country road, behind the wobbly farmer who doesn't give a damn who is behind him. He turned left into a field and off I go .... Yay! FINALLY! So yes, this is very true of Norfolk lol. Very funny!!!
This is the 1st time I have seen him and I was dying laughing b/c everything he said about how a person thinks regarding traffic was exactly how I think. He is super funny. I will definitely be watching more of him!
Oh Michael mcIntyre.. lovely relatable stories and a master at delivery. I bought a dvd of a show of his i hadnt seen before when I was pregnant and kept it in wraps.I took it with me to hospital after my water broke and went on the epidural. I laughed so hard nurses came to check what was wrong.. My husband said it was the strangest thing to see me in stitches at the first half of the delivery. (It was my third baby and the first two deliveries were without pain reduction and quite difficult) Thank you for making that part of delivery sooooo much better
I am a single woman and I have a drawer exactly like that 😂😂😂 complete with leads, old keys, batteries, old phones, instruction manuals and takeaway menus 😂😂😂
Mine also includes a one screwdriver , pens and a lot of different mess l🤣🤣
I still have instruction manuals for things i no longer own.
I've tried time and again to get rid of mine but now my son knows about it!
Me too!!
Anyone else been loving Michael Mclntyre videos recently
Agreed, always have loved him especially now
Recently? No. Always.... yes 😉
He makes the days seem better in theses terrible times
Absolutely. He is hilarious.
Iam from AMERICA...thus guy is so funny, I watch when ever he's on Netflix. He truly is great!!💙❤
Michael always makes me laugh WITHOUT FAIL, my mum always shouts at me to shut up Cos I laugh so loud lmao
No one cares
Didn't ask
Shut up you two. If they want to share her opinion then let them.
Pebsay Paine, no one cares about ur comment
Same
Genius comedian, no cuss words, no profanity, a person who enjoys what he does :) The only other person working harder is the spotlight guy trying to keep pace with him :D
You made my day. I can totally see that light guy trying to keep up. Haha.
I do enjoy him but he he is does cuss occasionally. Its so rare compared to many other comedians that he seems completely clean humor
He cussed in this segment though. The traffic bit... "Darling wake up, these people are f****ed!" But I know what you mean. He only does it when it's necessary
THe traffic joke must be the MOST UNIVERSAL joke ever!! In NYC, the traffic to the Holland tunnel back to Jersey & PA is nearly 2 miles long every Thursday & Friday beginning in May - Sept.. That joke made me laugh out loud.
He says everything we are thinking, but funny. I'm crying the whole time. It's like 2020 doesn't have to entirely suck. Thanks Michael McIntyre. :)
I'm on a marathon of his comedy and laughing my way throughout
Me, too. And I'm really glad it's raining because that means my windows are closed and the neighbors can't hear me laughing hysterically.
Feeling down this morning M M a tonic watching him who cannot feel happier life its gonna get better
He is brilliant! Perfect delivery! Laughed all the way through
Dont forget the old passports in the man drawer
Any women here that just realised: "Shit, I am the one with the man drawer" aswell? XD
Me and my mum both have man drawers while my mums partner is the only one who doesn't. He does have a man cave in the garage though
@@lisahenry20 Ah yeah, that might be it. My husband has a man-cave AND the garage, so maybe he does not need the drawer at all. However the empty batteries, foreign money and other stuff is in my "man-drawer" 🙈
Every drawer in my house is a man drawer :D
*as well
@@lisahenry20 "man drawers" LOL (]8
I've only just found these videos of Michael, my goodness they're absolutely hilarious. He had me in stitches with tears running down my face. Even as a female I can relate to his rantings from being stuck on a motorway or behind a tractor or having a "man" drawer but with me it's a "woman's" drawer, we're just as bad at hoarding as men are. I have a drawer full of stuff I've had for years but never used, screws, nails, bits of wire, electric plugs, loads of keys that I have no idea what they're for, bits of string (just in case), numerous batteries that probably died years ago, elastic bands that are so old that when I go to use them they break into small pieces, numerous recipes I've cut out of magazines and newspapers which I've never used but are so old that the paper's turned yellow, but I keep them "just in case", 😀
You are as hilarious as Michael😂😂😂
This sketch segment just proves, if any were needed, that he is a comic GENIUS xxx
I love that he laughs with the jokes!! 😂😂
I remember I once passed a 10 mile traffic back up and I thought every one of those thoughts 🤣 the people just joining the line "they have no idea" and "enjoy that while it lasts"
The best stand up comedian in the world.
I have watched several Michael McIntyre videos back to back. Big mistake. I have laughed so hard that I am weak with tears running down my face. He makes everything so funny. Love this guy's sense of humor.
Almost a perfect description of the draw in our kitchen
My man drawer is actually a huge "boxroom" I had built in with many shelves. It's my "out-of-sight" junk room. One drawer ain't enough for me! 😂😂😂
A quick shoutout to the KZhead algorithm for showing me this video. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
Just love him ! Lol he is spot on with humanity 😂
Lmaooooooo He is always hilarious 😂 making you laugh at ordinary things and situations we all observed but never said what we were thinking 🤔🤨🤪🤪🥳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Class! This is how our day to day lives are filled with fun, if we take step back we will learn to laugh on our actions.
Thank God for Michael McIntyre! Can’t imagine a World without such humour! 😊
HUMOR, so helpful in this difficult day & age ;-)
John Striker Yes, yes, yes.
Michael is great. I live in an area of Canada where I can leave work in the morning from night shift...drive 25km home and see up to 5 vehicles before entering town. Last week we drove 40km to the next town and were stuck in traffic for an hour due to road construction. Can't imagine those poor sods in traffic for hours every working day...be insane.
I changed jobs because the traffic almost drove me crazy.
I love Michael’s comedy & commentary 🤭 😂 he says what we all think 😂 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I ride a motorbike, and often wave to the cars as I go past. Great fun
Oh My God! Yay! Another video from Michael McIntyre. Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂
Hands down best comedian EVER! Well done!
Hilaroius... just checked my man drawer, everything in it, just like he said....LOL
Now the ending to the Man Drawer bit makes more sense and it's more hilarious now. 😁
Every time he says you only let 1 person out when in traffic i can't stop laughing.
Just found this guy in Covid and couldn’t stop laughing at myself about the whole skit. I literally while isolating in covid just cleaned out 2 man draws last weekend and all the things he described i pretty much had in there. We really are predictable creatures of habit.
Love this guy!
I thought of this yesterday as I drove down a 2 lane 80km/hr road (I am Canadian) and a tractor was slowly driving in the opposite direction with a line of traffic behind him 😂... farm country, we're used to it, but thinking of this made me chuckle.
I am a female who has a man drawer full of useful oddments, I only recently, very reluctantly, parted with old dud batteries.😁
That takes courage, my heart goes out to you strong warrior😁
How dare you!
@@ExplodingPiggy 😁
@@ivyleaf1574 It took a lot, don't think that I didn't retest them, just in case!😀
I have at least one junk in every room! The kitchen junk drawer however is sacred! LOL
He is an amazing comedian. Love how he makes a joke of everyday happenings and always makes me laugh.
I found myself laughing out loud at the call putting him on a mission to actually USE The contents of the man drawer! Amazing 😁
Remember at the beginning of Covid when there was no traffic. Ahhhh good times 🥺
No traffic and free parking spot. 😅 good times
Hands down, my favorite comedian!!
OMG, I'm laughing so hard i'm crying. I'd like to say my man drawer (s) were started by my husband, but since he's passed, I still have them, and use them, and have everything but the foreign currency. I'm ready with my allen wrenches and batteries, old leads and cell phones!
Must be one of the sanest comedians around. He makes life bearable.
Just came upon him in about the past 2 weeks and I’m obsessed he’s beyond hilarious
this dude is the funniest thing on earth.
I love observational humour, and this guy is the best at it, he is a genius :)
LOVE the man drawer! My dad used to keep old TV vacuum tubes, odd shoelaces and owner's manuals from old cars in his man drawer.
Not only his script is hilarious but the way he acts it out makes it so much funnier Imagine having him as a husband. You won’t be able to argue with him, he will make a joke of every situation
by far, this is the best comedian I've ever watched! You're amazing dude! :D
Gotta love the man drawer!
Oh my goodness! He is hilarious! I have never heard him before and I’m so glad I found him! New big fan!
Absolutely fantastic guy!!!!