The Tale of Johnny and Claire | Joe Lycett

2024 ж. 19 Сәу.
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Joe shares the tale of Claire (his friend who is bad with men) and Johnny (a homophobic bully from the TA).
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  • "Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣

    @trockodile@trockodile18 күн бұрын
    • The 🎉

      @rachaelh9193@rachaelh919317 күн бұрын
  • “Why’s she over there?…” 😂😂😂😂

    @joebleasdale5557@joebleasdale555717 күн бұрын
  • …”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂

    @jacquelinelopez1671@jacquelinelopez167118 күн бұрын
  • The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭

    @lucyelizxo5066@lucyelizxo506617 күн бұрын
    • I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣

      @deborahjasaurus3046@deborahjasaurus304612 күн бұрын
  • We love Claire 😂

    @crystalaustralia@crystalaustralia18 күн бұрын
    • He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣

      @angemaidment5640@angemaidment564014 күн бұрын
  • Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂

    @teycha88@teycha8817 күн бұрын
  • The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol

    @thelyrebird1310@thelyrebird131017 күн бұрын
    • That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming

      @Xeroph-5@Xeroph-516 күн бұрын
  • Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least. If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣

    @echognomecal6742@echognomecal674217 күн бұрын
    • I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣

      @ExInferis.@ExInferis.17 күн бұрын
    • @@ExInferis. Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣

      @echognomecal6742@echognomecal674217 күн бұрын
    • @@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂

      @ExInferis.@ExInferis.17 күн бұрын
    • @@ExInferis. Aww, siblings? Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol Wishing you more very happy times together with them!

      @echognomecal6742@echognomecal674217 күн бұрын
    • @@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in. Do you have any now? Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!

      @ExInferis.@ExInferis.17 күн бұрын
  • Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!

    @mickeyfilmer5551@mickeyfilmer55515 күн бұрын
  • holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage

    @jakeheez@jakeheez17 күн бұрын
  • Classic old Lycett love it

    @TOBLEROWAN123@TOBLEROWAN12318 күн бұрын
  • claire is my kind of person

    @michaeldenney6622@michaeldenney662214 күн бұрын
  • Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤

    @judegray381@judegray38114 күн бұрын
  • what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself

    @TheGreatFish23@TheGreatFish2312 күн бұрын
  • Laughing so hard because we’ve all come across a few Claire’s in our time 😂

    @kathfro@kathfroКүн бұрын
  • You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol

    @foxbosmit521@foxbosmit52118 күн бұрын
    • You think that’s awkward? Bless your heart.

      @Argeaux2@Argeaux218 күн бұрын
    • @@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of

      @foxbosmit521@foxbosmit52117 күн бұрын
  • I am Rhubarb Bikini

    @mikemclaughlin5255@mikemclaughlin525518 күн бұрын
  • Soooo funny!

    @karleken2009@karleken200917 күн бұрын
  • I'm originally from Dudley lol

    @Bad-wolfe@Bad-wolfe18 күн бұрын
  • 16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?

    @just_passing_through@just_passing_through18 күн бұрын
    • 👍

      @thomasbowman1386@thomasbowman138618 күн бұрын
    • Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.

      @nederlanditism1154@nederlanditism115418 күн бұрын
    • @@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say

      @benxwebster@benxwebster16 күн бұрын
    • Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.

      @alexplorer@alexplorer9 күн бұрын
  • Wooo

    @wolfie_75@wolfie_7518 күн бұрын
  • I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid. Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'

    @masterxyr@masterxyr12 күн бұрын
  • Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂

    @user-nq2kq3de7q@user-nq2kq3de7q12 күн бұрын
  • 😅

    @LimeyRedneck@LimeyRedneck18 күн бұрын
  • His comments about the sofa don't do much to help the misconception about the "fucking-things-in-the-kitchen" pansexuality.😂😂😂

    @yaellesahbel3157@yaellesahbel31574 күн бұрын
  • Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA.. Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.

    @jerrycallender9352@jerrycallender935216 күн бұрын
  • This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉

    @thefourthsauce7020@thefourthsauce702018 күн бұрын
  • It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘

    @markstevens9660@markstevens966017 күн бұрын
  • lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.

    @ratholin@ratholin18 күн бұрын
  • 🌈

    @kellyshenkerguitarlessons@kellyshenkerguitarlessons15 күн бұрын
  • Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.

    @EXbobomb@EXbobomb14 күн бұрын
  • Yawn.....

    @timspencer4324@timspencer432416 күн бұрын
  • Lost interest 2x speed 🤨

    @Darkblade2026@Darkblade202616 күн бұрын
    • Nobody cares, Large Arse.

      @Secretgeek2012@Secretgeek201216 күн бұрын
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