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2021 ж. 16 Сәу.
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  • How to be Kurzgesagt Step 1: Get ducks Step 2: Get nuclear weapons Step 3: Blow up the ducks with said weapons (See items 1 and 2)

    @Marylandbrony@Marylandbrony2 жыл бұрын

    • Instructions unclear, ducks did not explode

      @Noober_0@Noober_02 жыл бұрын

    • Instructions *extremely* unclear, ducks began colliding and splitting into smaller ducks in a chain reaction. Please advise on what to do with resulting infinite Cantor ducks.

      @Archgeek0@Archgeek0 Жыл бұрын

    • Instructions unclear,the ducks turned into dinosaur sized ducks

      @name.660@name.660 Жыл бұрын

    • @@name.660 *elephant*, go with elephant

      @user-hp6mt2hi8e@user-hp6mt2hi8e Жыл бұрын

    • instructions unclear, the ducks exploded the nukes, and destroyed the entire experiment room. oh wait? Doubting the power of ducks, is what scientists call a very bad idea. -kurzgesagt probably

      @SCP--bm6td@SCP--bm6td Жыл бұрын

  • "Politicians are even worse than scientists naming things" 💀 Couldn't agree more.

    @orochi4293@orochi42937 ай бұрын

    • "Ľudia otupjéjávajú" - Andrej Danko

      @tomtomulando4963@tomtomulando4963Ай бұрын

  • "We treat animals absolutely disgusting... but hey, steak is tasty!" Best quote yet

    @donaldtrumpscat2443@donaldtrumpscat24432 ай бұрын

    • When?

      @saulgoodman9025@saulgoodman9025Ай бұрын

    • @@saulgoodman90252:23

      @Whatdoyouthink276@Whatdoyouthink276Ай бұрын

    • @@Whatdoyouthink276 ok thanks

      @saulgoodman9025@saulgoodman9025Ай бұрын

  • ,,A great place for our nuclear test!''

    @user-zf7cj5rc4f@user-zf7cj5rc4f3 жыл бұрын

    • ah yes

      @spycrab2@spycrab22 жыл бұрын

    • oh gosh yes

      @perodactyl490@perodactyl4902 жыл бұрын

    • Kurzgesagt when seeing a pond full of ducks.

      @Marylandbrony@Marylandbrony Жыл бұрын

    • Ye,,

      @LexiLex421@LexiLex421 Жыл бұрын

    • Hmm actually “” 🤓

      @BobTomato.@BobTomato. Жыл бұрын

  • 3:13 "Tiny Finland, do you feel uncomfortable now?" Lmao

    @PlatinumNebula@PlatinumNebula Жыл бұрын

  • “You are not alone” - Kalm “You never were” - Kalm “You never will be” - PANIK

    @mr.unknownical8419@mr.unknownical84192 жыл бұрын

    • 👻

      @gamingtv4041@gamingtv4041 Жыл бұрын

    • “Look behind you.”

      @milaliah@milaliah Жыл бұрын

  • 7:45 "What's your favorite food?" *"Dark matter"*

    @NutpuffTheWolf@NutpuffTheWolf2 жыл бұрын

    • Mm delicious I love dark matter

      @TheDingusNamedKiwi@TheDingusNamedKiwi Жыл бұрын

    • Kirby:

      @ThEspectrum20@ThEspectrum206 ай бұрын

    • Mine is some nuclear pasta

      @user-hb7rs1fn4p@user-hb7rs1fn4pАй бұрын

  • ''Look at this thing, it's really big'' and ''A perfect place for our nuclear test'' are two lines most synnonimous with Kurzgesagt with my opinion. Really describes their videos quite well.

    @NickAndriadze@NickAndriadze2 ай бұрын

  • 9:47 "Anyone with an unsuitable mix, will be selected from the environment." _"AAAAAAAAA"_

    @lime.person@lime.person2 жыл бұрын

  • 5:15 I can just imagine Yakko singing that LMAO

    @crispyleaves123@crispyleaves1232 жыл бұрын

    • oh god

      @THE_funnyalt@THE_funnyalt2 жыл бұрын

    • "And now, the elements of the periodic table brought to you by Yakko Warner"

      @marcosettembre@marcosettembre2 жыл бұрын

    • @@marcosettembre Oh God, I'm a huge fan of both songs!

      @IloveRumania@IloveRumania2 жыл бұрын

    • AIRY

      @greenytoaster@greenytoaster Жыл бұрын

    • @@greenytoaster omg a ONE fan hii

      @crispyleaves123@crispyleaves123 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:40 : JUST TO SUFFER?

    @AtlynYoutube@AtlynYoutube2 жыл бұрын

    • *MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!*

      @bluey-next777@bluey-next7775 ай бұрын

  • *"tiny finland."*

    @c.i.n.b4710@c.i.n.b47102 жыл бұрын

    • "do you feel... uncomfortable now?"

      @Darthfaceplant@Darthfaceplant2 жыл бұрын

    • "Europeans are really good at war"

      @TheDingusNamedKiwi@TheDingusNamedKiwi Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@TheDingusNamedKiwiI mean... tiny Finland *did* hold its own against the soviet union, so!

      @thegayagenda4589@thegayagenda45892 ай бұрын

    • Wow, those 3 were strangly in context 😂😂😂😂

      @markjohn4203@markjohn42032 ай бұрын

    • ​@@markjohn4203fr 😂😂😂

      @romanbundy921@romanbundy921Ай бұрын

  • 8:13 A iconic line that will never be forgotten

    @GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff@GalaxyBoy-Robloxstuff2 жыл бұрын

  • Humans are expensive to keep alive - Kurzgesagt

    @alexandroschrisopoulos7077@alexandroschrisopoulos7077 Жыл бұрын

  • Nobody: Literally nobody: Everybody with Minecraft when they find a village: 8:15

    @dacgamer5741@dacgamer5741 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:21 bro stop stalking me

    @wiseoldglitchakajuju3334@wiseoldglitchakajuju33342 жыл бұрын

    • exactly-uh

      @someone8206@someone82062 ай бұрын

  • "War is so 20th century" ... Aged like fine milk on a hot summers evening

    @enderb0t@enderb0t2 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, it aged older than the universe

      @madmax0103@madmax0103 Жыл бұрын

    • @@madmax0103 On a hot summer's evening

      @metalvoiceguy1232@metalvoiceguy1232 Жыл бұрын

  • "We can't detect it. We can't measure it. We can't taste it." 7:40 Wait, someone tried to taste dark matter?

    @Frequ3ncy.@Frequ3ncy.2 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @minecraftmaster1678@minecraftmaster16782 жыл бұрын

    • Don't ask

      @thatoneguywithhorns3774@thatoneguywithhorns37742 жыл бұрын

    • I can't tell if you're joking or you genuinely ignored "we can't detect it" despite literally typing it out

      @SnoFitzroy@SnoFitzroy2 жыл бұрын

    • Now I did. Wasn't very successful

      @notveryartificial4486@notveryartificial44862 жыл бұрын

    • You haven't?

      @ICantThinkOfANameeeee@ICantThinkOfANameeeee Жыл бұрын

  • Kurzgesagt: "Eventually beneath the pasta, we reach the core." Skeletor: WAT!?

    @Chuck-PK@Chuck-PKАй бұрын

  • "we take over 1200 hours on some of hour videos" the video: throws duck at supermassive black hole

    @strickrer4272@strickrer42722 жыл бұрын

    • well spend hours

      @AramatiPaz@AramatiPaz Жыл бұрын

  • 2:18 thats mount everest in a cup of coffee

    @C.F.P@C.F.P2 жыл бұрын

  • That one about the “Staring at the computer instead of focusing on what you should be doing” hit hard...

    @usenernameler._.@usenernameler._.2 жыл бұрын

  • "At about 100 km, Earth stops and space begins"

    @adityanragudaran2763@adityanragudaran27633 жыл бұрын

  • 8:43 that was a realy nice motivation

    @iyadcharef1702@iyadcharef1702 Жыл бұрын

  • 8:08 is my favourite moment

    @zedave7232@zedave7232 Жыл бұрын

  • Did anyone else notice the: “everytime you kiss a man, Putin kills a kitten” thing?

    @hecxhockgames4114@hecxhockgames41142 жыл бұрын

  • 4:45 Probably for the rest of my life

    @ocn_palm@ocn_palm2 жыл бұрын

  • “chicken wings are great” says black bird man. *cannibalism*

    @glorp.gleepo@glorp.gleepo Жыл бұрын

  • i love how i watched enough kurzgezaght to know what the context is for most of those

    @stepver2273@stepver22732 ай бұрын

  • 5:49 ADHD in a *nutshell AGAIN*

    @bluey-next777@bluey-next7775 ай бұрын

  • 5:30 My man started rapping harder than rap god

    @MrSprout37@MrSprout376 ай бұрын

  • 3:12 Tiny Finland is amazing and caught me off guard

    @Benwut@Benwut Жыл бұрын

  • 4:53 we call this rock earth

    @Grommp@Grommp2 жыл бұрын

    • ROCK SOLID

      @Stolen_skeleton_tf2@Stolen_skeleton_tf22 ай бұрын

  • 8:35 Kurzgesagt roasting hard

    @kinn.03@kinn.032 жыл бұрын

    • he always had

      @somegdplayer4039@somegdplayer4039 Жыл бұрын

  • The part where Kurzgesagt go brrrrrr is literally funny

    @ChristofApolinario@ChristofApolinario8 ай бұрын

  • Man, Kurzgesagt loves breaking 4th wall

    @mrwang967@mrwang9672 жыл бұрын

  • Him: the computer that’s distracting you from what you should be doing. Me, who has a cold: a fwoolish miscAuculation *sniff and frustration*

    @goldsushi9003@goldsushi90032 жыл бұрын

  • 7:50 that is how the cell do

    @daniellewilson8527@daniellewilson85273 жыл бұрын

  • 5:40 cat and wikipedia and porn and business and youtube and science

    @nguyentanphat7tc324@nguyentanphat7tc3242 жыл бұрын

  • dont burn your house down to see if there's any glitches 7:21

    @g.z.3725@g.z.37252 жыл бұрын

  • 5:12 terminator seeds

    @user-fg7qq2wy3t@user-fg7qq2wy3t2 жыл бұрын

  • A great place for a nuclear test. -every Roblox ron player when they get the nuke ever.

    @theholypeanut8193@theholypeanut81932 жыл бұрын

    • What's ron

      @bdarmy7169@bdarmy71692 жыл бұрын

    • @@bdarmy7169 Rise of Nations in Roblox.

      @theholypeanut8193@theholypeanut81932 жыл бұрын

  • 9:52 Spot SCP 682!

    @rift5458@rift54582 жыл бұрын

  • Clips that i know 0:07 End of space 0:26 End of space 0:50 Dyson sphere 1:31 Neutron stars 1:43 Neutron stars 2:08 Neutron stars? 4:55 Wormholes 5:10 Gold apocalypse 9:54 First's video of kurzgesagt

    @legalizenuclearbombspleaseiwa-@legalizenuclearbombspleaseiwa-2 жыл бұрын

  • "Do you feel confused right now? We certainly do"

    @Eggyteevee@Eggyteevee Жыл бұрын

  • 5:18 *INFORMATION OVERLOAD*

    @bluey-next777@bluey-next7775 ай бұрын

  • 0:44 damn, that alien kind thicc tho

    @senpaiduck7177@senpaiduck71772 жыл бұрын

  • the return of TERMANATER SEEDS

    @wanderingvagrant1551@wanderingvagrant15512 жыл бұрын

  • Sweet, kurzgesagt roasting the humanity in a nutshell. Absolutely Sweet.

    @allthefun2969@allthefun29692 жыл бұрын

  • 2:37 cannibalism

    @The3Dpolygon@The3Dpolygon4 ай бұрын

  • 7:50 oh! Looks like my dad's car

    @escritoradesorientada8731@escritoradesorientada87312 жыл бұрын

  • ''Pitch black and under a thousand atmospheres or pressure it's a relatively pristine environment thanks to the absece of humans'' THAT WHAT SHE SAYD

    @saschahofmann2421@saschahofmann24212 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHa

      @oximas@oximas2 жыл бұрын

    • What’s this supposed to suggest? I’m confused

      @DumbConstellations@DumbConstellations2 жыл бұрын

  • "Europeans are really good at war." Well, that might be true.

    @equinoxonroblox@equinoxonroblox2 жыл бұрын

  • “You touched every living thing before you with your DNA.” BANG BANG BANG FBI!

    @KlaxontheImpailr@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын

  • this is funky

    @thundergamer3756@thundergamer37562 жыл бұрын

  • 4:45 my favorite

    @acollectionofcellsthatmake1403@acollectionofcellsthatmake14032 жыл бұрын

  • "human existence is scary"

    @floverr_9@floverr_9 Жыл бұрын

  • “Tiny Finland” Why was that so funny

    @Le_Fenix@Le_FenixАй бұрын

  • I love these.

    @LogicSam146@LogicSam146Ай бұрын

  • "The planet is too big. It DOESNT CARE! " omg okay ahahhaa

    @MaseehaOmarjee@MaseehaOmarjee4 ай бұрын

  • 4:31 Doofensmirtz was the one who made our universe, thats the only logical explanation to why it has a self destruct button.

    @Yutii-The-Yutyrannus@Yutii-The-YutyrannusАй бұрын

  • 4:40-4:45 epic song

    @rosangelaoliveira9322@rosangelaoliveira93222 жыл бұрын

  • 6:28 Hog ridaaaaa!

    @ofi_light5631@ofi_light56312 жыл бұрын

  • Love the thumbnail

    @Bently-dh7mk@Bently-dh7mkАй бұрын

  • 8:06 yep that's kurzgesagt

    @DaanBruins@DaanBruins Жыл бұрын

    • How the heck it translate it to from kurzgesagt" to a "in a nutshell" ???? Thats cool

      @alicemoonheart344@alicemoonheart3445 ай бұрын

  • More people means . . . more people :D

    @wohami9318@wohami93182 жыл бұрын

  • Mmm yes the floor here is made out of floor 😂 3:24

    @TreyWhitcomb-wg8mf@TreyWhitcomb-wg8mf2 ай бұрын

  • I love this

    @amohama_@amohama_2 жыл бұрын

  • Nuclearpasta is the Creepypasta of scientists and science-fiction writers.

    @DaniMartVtbr@DaniMartVtbrАй бұрын

  • Funniest thing I’ve seen this year 10/10

    @user-wy5rd6we1h@user-wy5rd6we1hАй бұрын

  • 5:39 caught in 4k

    @Thegr8wario@Thegr8wario2 жыл бұрын

  • 1:19 ok sorry I have to leave, and thank you for reminder :D

    2 жыл бұрын

  • 9:52 "..AHHHHHHHH"

    @kuutti256@kuutti256 Жыл бұрын

  • Deserves a freaking sub sheeesh

    @youtellme_studios4330@youtellme_studios43302 жыл бұрын

  • 3:16 "Europeans are really good at war" Couldn't agree more after all my country conquered half the world in search of spices

    @rossgriffiths5827@rossgriffiths5827Ай бұрын

  • 7:57 my imagination of a north Korean person's car sorry 😐

    @Enzi_Meteori_902@Enzi_Meteori_902 Жыл бұрын

  • “This strange things make up all the matter in the universe”

    @WackyGod@WackyGodАй бұрын

  • Epic!

    @pakshaljain8437@pakshaljain84373 жыл бұрын

  • controversial lemon, Subscribed because your videos are so much fun!

    @IOSALive@IOSALiveАй бұрын

  • *”Why are you still here?-“*

    @Scarabub@Scarabub2 жыл бұрын

  • 0:07 until 0:17 yeah way to waste the tax payer's money

    @xqandstuff@xqandstuff2 жыл бұрын

  • I didn’t know the word porn appeared in a Kurtsgesagt video.

    @ToawstTheToast@ToawstTheToastАй бұрын

  • 0:41 just to suffer...

    @colourfulyoshi@colourfulyoshi Жыл бұрын

  • “What’s your favorite food?” *Nuclear Pasta*

    @squeakermcgee@squeakermcgeeАй бұрын

  • "Where are all the aliens?" Mostly America.

    @kingfloppagaming@kingfloppagaming Жыл бұрын

  • Aka ; kurzgesat being confused for 10 minutes

    @sillykel@sillykel2 ай бұрын

  • 8:06 "Pitch black and with a thousand atmospheres of pressure, It's a relatively pristine environment, thanks to the absence of humans. A great place for our nuclear test."

    @Riflyre@Riflyre7 күн бұрын

  • I can't believe you cropped it at "This is funky" and left off "and doesn't explode, which is a start" D:

    @mattalevine@mattalevine2 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *goes to sleep* KZhead recomendations:

    @TheLazyGermanGuy@TheLazyGermanGuy Жыл бұрын

  • TERMINATOR SEEDS

    @user-db4sv6fb9n@user-db4sv6fb9n Жыл бұрын

  • 6:38 Haha that was your mom

    @Al_L.@Al_L.2 жыл бұрын

  • This is funky

    @arras8978@arras89782 жыл бұрын

  • "And we can't taste it" Man i really wanted some dark matter ice cream

    @LeRoy_Jenkins1@LeRoy_Jenkins15 ай бұрын

  • "This is funky"

    @DontYouDareToCallMePolisz@DontYouDareToCallMePolisz Жыл бұрын

  • You can still learn even if it's without context

    @ishiharakanzo@ishiharakanzo2 ай бұрын

  • 9:33 bruh this is so funny

    @explosive_koala1@explosive_koala1Ай бұрын

  • Ok wierd thought but when humans die out and aliens come to our planet if they decide to watch a KZhead video to find out what we where like, and they watched one of the video on kurzgezart, they would probably think we where all crazy ducks and get the hell of our planet

    @kyoko4651@kyoko46512 жыл бұрын

  • this is really funny

    @Termite_Studios@Termite_Studios2 жыл бұрын

  • I can’t watch these it’s too existential, the randomness helps though to shake me out of it

    @Graeaeae@GraeaeaeАй бұрын

  • 0:45 Where is this clip from ?

    @satviewtelecommservices5165@satviewtelecommservices51652 жыл бұрын

    • Here you go - kzhead.info/sun/p9CNe7iMq2Ztin0/bejne.html

      @controversiallemon@controversiallemon2 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you 😀😀

      @satviewtelecommservices5165@satviewtelecommservices51652 жыл бұрын
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